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SHavietts Fournal
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Business Cards.
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E. M. ALLEN
@ Resident Dentist
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HAVING enjoyed the confidence
and patronage of the community for twenty-five
years, is in active practice with all neceesary
fmprovew ents inistruments and material, at
prices reasonable enough to guit the most eco
nomical, Office North-side of Bquars, cver
Mr. Freeman's tSore
Marietta, Ga , Jan 1, 1879,
Dy N. N, GOBER.
TENDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL SER
vices 1o the citizens of Marietta and surround
ing couniry.
OFFICHE over Mrs, E. . Anderson’s store.
RESIDENCE at the Launneau house one block
trom Cherokee street.
Dr. E. J. SETZE,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
¢EIENDERS his Professional services in the
i practice ot Medicine in all its branches to
the citizens of Marietta and surrounding coun
vy, Office at Wm. Roots irug Store Al
walle promptly sattended
Dr. H. V. Reynolds,
PRACTICING PHYSICIAN,
WHEN NOT ENGAGED ELSEWHERE
may be tound during the day at his office, up
stairs in MeClatchey PBailding, South-West
corner Publie Sqnare, and at night at his resi
dence on Atlanta street, oue d-or above the
Methodi-t Church.
Marietta Ga., May Ist, 1579,
Dr. G. W. Cleland,
PRACTICING PHYSICIAN
MARIETTA, GEORGIA.
OFFICE, at Wm, Root's Drugstore.
Dr. John H. Simpson,
Practicing Physician. |
MARIETTA, - - - GEORGIA.
OrviCcE—Room No. 1, over J. J. Northeutt 1
& Son's slore. « Sept. 29, ’Bl. |
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PR'ACTICING PHYSICIAN,
OF)"'lCE—North side Public Square, over
Mr. Els.'B" #tore,
WLLL J. WINN,
Attorney and Counsellor at Law.
Marictta, Georgia.
Al legal busines® solicvted and promptly attended.
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Practices in all the Courts, State & Federal.
OFFICKE in Masonic Bu.'\ding, South-Side ot
I üblie Squard,
WM. T. WINN. RICHARD WINN.
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W. T. & R. WiNN,
Atlorneys & Counsellors at Law,
g MARIETTA, GEORGIA.
Prompt attention given to all business,—
Special attention to Collections.
Office in Masonic Building, South-side Public
Square,
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HEnoch Faw,
Attorney at Law,
MARIETTA, GEORGIA.
OFrFICE—In Masonic Building.
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B 5, GLAX,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
MARIETPA, ... ..iicc. ... GNORGIA.
Roowma 2 and 3 on the right in McClatchey's
Building., 1 give my entire attention to the
practice ot law Promptness is my motto.
Collection a specialty.
C. D. PHILLIPS, W. M. SESSIONS.
Phillips & Sessions,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
OFFICE IN STRIPLING'S BUILDING
UP. STAIRS,
MARIETTA .. ... . :GERORGIA.
Jan, 13th., 1870,
MOULTRIE M SESSIONS. I. M, HAMMETT.
Sessions & Hammett,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
MARIETTA, .. - ....... -.. GEORGIA
Having Associated for the purpose of the
practice of law, we hereby solicit the patron
Ige of the public. Our Mr Sessions will give
his time and attention to any business. entrust
ed to us in the Supericr or Justice Courts of
the county, or the Superior Courts of adjoining
counties, This Jauuary 25th, 1553,
J. Z. FOSTER,
Attorney and Counselor at Law,
MARILETTA, GEO.
Prompt a'tention given to all legal business
bus<iness
OFFICE~—In McClatchy’s Building,
W. P. McCLATCHY,
Altorney at Law, |
MARIETTN. - .. ... . . GEORGIA.
Practice in all the Courts. Legal business
goiieited and pre mpilv attended to. l
OF I ICE~-1u MoClateby’s Building,
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: ‘BF-:JU%T AND FEAR NOT——LET ALL THE ENDS THOU AIMSET AT BE THY COUNTRY'S THY GOD'S AND TRUTH'S.”
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insurance Cards, &c.
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William F. Groves,
GENERAL INSURANCE AGENT,
Marietts, - - - Georgia,
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PROMPT ATTENTTON GIVEN TO AP*
PLICATIONS FROM A DISTANGE.
Aug. 4, 15871,
JOSEPH ELSAS
NEXT DOOR TO OLD MARIETTA
SAVINGS BANK STAND.
AND will be thankful to welcome all my
friends and patrous at my new stand.
{: V(?)IIE)L SELL AT ATLANTA PRIOER
Dry Goods, Notions,
Hats, Clothing,
Crockery,
BOOTS and SHOES
and everything else, kept in a Dry Goods busi
ness,
t5°N. B.—Would call the attention of all
who are indebted to me, to come at once for
settlement, and save cost.
Marietta, Ga., Jan. sth, 1882,
EAST-SIDE PUBLIC SQUARE.
DEALERS lIN
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Family Groceries
CANNED COODS
Cash customers solicited. Barter ofall kinds
bought and sold.
A. B. &W. E. GILBERT. ‘
Marietta, Ga., Jan. 14th. 1883—1 y. }
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NEW CASE™ STORE!
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T. H. SHOCKLEY
DEALER IN
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DRY GOODS,
Notions, Boots. Shoes, Hats
——AND—
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Gets™ Furnishing Goods,
{% North-West Corner, Public, Square, &
MARIETTA, GA.
A& R.C.IRWIN,
| ATTORNEYS AT LAW,
OFFICE: In the Court House,
MARIEPIA ... . . ... CEORGIA
ATTORREYS AT UAW,
MARIETTA, ----aiciciie oo GEORGIA
J. J. NORTHCUTT,
| Attorney at Law,
},ACV\YORTI‘,-----. seaims sdvis. GEORGIA,
‘VILL Practice in the Counties of Cobb,
Paulding, Gherokee, Bartow and oth
ers, Immediate attention given to collections.
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Arrive Kingston cecavs couue cansas 454 pm
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Schedule M. & N. Ga. Rail Road
IN EFFECT MAY 1, 1852, |
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No 1. :
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Weodstock......Blo am ......... 812 am
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Canton :caee - 4:25pm.-cue.... 430 pm
Woodstock .....5:35 pm-......._.5:37 pm
Marietta........ 6.32 pm.
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Marietta, Ga., Thursday Morning, April 26, 1883.
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Sold oniy in eans. ROYAL BAKING POWDER
‘ C0.,106 Wall Street, N. Y.
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GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
MARIFTTA, - . - GEORGIA.
Cash Customers Solicited.
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At reasonable advances above cash
prices to prompt paying customers. ‘
IT WILL BE TO THE INTEREST OF
close buying parties to examine my stock
Good Goods and Short Profits, is what I
guarantee,
A large stock of
PEY OOOODe,
BOOTS, SHCES and HATS,
CROCKERY,
FURNITURIE,
&ec., &c., are always on hand.
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and i ot no relief (having tried
everything which was reccinmend
ed) until, acting on the advice of &
friend, who had been benefitted by
Browx’s Inon Brrrees, | tried @
bottie, with most surprising results,
Previous to taking Brown's Iron
Brrroes, everything I ate distressed
me, and 1 suffered greatly from a
Lirning sensation in the stomach,
whigh was unbearable. Since tak
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A Certain, Safe aud Effective Remedy for
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maladies, such as Ulcers, Fever Sores, Tu-
Saft Rheum, Burns, Piles, or wherever inflam
mation exists, MITCHELL'S SALVE may be
used to advautage.
Sold by all Druggists at 25 cents,
...IF you want any kind of Job Printing
Jone, such as Letter Heads, Note Heads,
Bill Heads, Cards, Circulars, Handbills,
Pamphiets, Tax Receipts, &c.,, we will
guarantee to do the work as cheap as Atlan
¢B Bring your work to the Journal Offige
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Ehe Zarietta Fournal,
\farietta, Ga., Thursday, Apr. 26, 1883.
Economy is the mother of riches,
but her family is small.
! A torn jacket is soon mended, but
‘hard words bruise the heart of o
child.
Ap exchange says it is now fashe
ionable to introduce some element of
the antique into every dress. What
are old maids becoming the rage ?
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The art of being able to make a
good use of moderate ability wins
esteem, and confers more reputation
thao real merit,
Prosperity is a great teacher, ad
versity is a greater. Poesession
pampers the mind ; privation trains
and strengthens it.
There is nothicg to show what
disease killed Adam, but it was
doubtless something like apple~
plexy. b Y |
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He raung the door bell of a bavker.
The servants tells him *‘Mouosieur
does tot receive to-day.” ‘‘That
makes nothing to me. My racket is
to know if he will give anything.’
‘What did the doctor say, tell mef
says the sick man nervously. ‘Ob,
he didn’t say anything,” replies his
friend encouragingly, ‘but there is
no occaeion for any alarm—he seems
quite easy and well satisfied.” ‘Yes,
g 0 would I if I was in his place.’
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A gentleman had bis boots black
ed by one of two boys and gave the
shiner a $2 bill to get changed. Af
ter waiting some time he said to the
other boy, ‘Where's your partner ?’
‘Ob said the youth with a grin, he’s
bust up, and I'm his assignee.’
In a suit for divorce, the counsel
for the plaintiff draws & most unflat
tering picture of the husband, whom
he denounces as brutal, bad temper
ed, violent, and 8o on.
The counsel for the defendant
then rises and depicts the plaintiff
as cross, bitter of tongue, headstrong,
and the like. :
‘Pardon me, gentlemen,’ says the
court, blandly, ‘but where does the
incompatibility of temper come in ¥
The simplest solution of the wild
boy problem is to keep him at home
after dark. In npearly every in
stance the boy who drinks carries a
pistol, gambles, poisons himself with
cigarettes, reads bad literature, and
indulges in other vices, is & boy who
runs et large at night, choosing bis
own company and amusements, If
parents would grasp this view of the
situation and do their duty in the
premises, there would be very little
for the law to do.
A smart traveling man from Chi
cago tried to paralyze a dining room
girl at Fort Dodge, [owa, during the
snow blackade. At dirnuer one day
he ordered ‘“‘sponge soup” and ‘quail
on fence’ The girl went to the
kitchen and got a quail and built a
fence on the plate of kindling wood.
‘Then she got a piece of sponge from
‘the bath room and pat it in the soup,
‘and served his order in the pres
‘ence of several other traveling men,
who gave bim the grand laugh. The
lacdlord charged him one dollar ex
tra for serving articles oot on the
bill of fare, and it cost bim six dol
lars for cigars and drinks to keep
the matter quiet,
ety o o
‘ The secret of the Keely motor is
‘out at last. In a burst of coofidence
Mr. Keely has given the whole
thing away in the following terse
lauguage : ‘‘Molecular disintegra~
tion 18 the primary genoerator of
vibratory phencmena. Propulsory
forces emanating from enalytical ac
f{ion upon compeund fluid and vapor
fousdation evolve etherial matter
distinetive from oxydized, bydro
genated and nitrogenated compo
pents.” How supremely eimple it
is, now that we koow it! Strange
hat somebody should vot have made
this ¢iscovery years and years &go !
Ox May Ist the iuternal revenue
tex on metches will be abolished,
and the tax on tobacco and souff will
be reduced from sixteen to eight
cents a pound. ‘Blnk cbeckl Blld
patent medicines eed not then be
stamped. The tax on cigais and the
larger cigarettes will th=a be only
three dollars a thousana. These
large reductions will considerably
decrease the uational revenue, but
pot one of them will help the con
sumers. Matches and tobaccos, and
cigars and patent medicinee will be
retailed at tho old stands st the old
prices. The changes inaugurated
by a republican congress will prove
a harvest for tbe dealers, and the
lco.nsumers will have to wait until
winoter.
BEATS AN ALIBL
. Gelloway county, Kentucky, has
an original magistrate.. A man was
recently brought before him charg«
ed with stealing a hog, His honor
had & very small personal opinion of
the prisoner, and was seen to shake
his bead ominously and frown por
teatously during the proceedings.
The prisoner succeeded in establish
ing an alibi, and his attoroey told
him to go about his basiness.
‘Hold on, Bill Smith !” roared bis
honor, ‘l've got a thing or twdßo eay
to that!
Addreesing the spectators, his
honor seid : |
*This here prisoner stands com
witted to jail. [ know the evidence
fails to convict him of stealing Bill
Simmonses hog, but the durn cuss, I |
make no dvabt, has hitched on to
some other feller’s pork in the past,
and if he hes vot done so in the past
he is just that rotten mean that he
will steal somebody's hoss or hog
sometime or other, and I thiok it lis
‘my duty to cage him/’
~ ‘Bat, your honor, said the priso
‘ner’s lawyer, my client bas proved
‘an alibi!’
‘T dont care for your alibis or any
other rigmarole, this man will be
caged.’
‘l'll sue out a writ of quo warran~
toand mandamus and shame you
with a writ of habeas corpus !’ yelled
the attorney.
‘You may quo warranto until you
are blind and mandamus uatil you’re
dumb and dig up sll the corpses in
the county, but you cant’s move this
court !’ thundered the judge.
‘Mr. Counstable, the prisoner stands
committed !
- ‘MAY I KISS THAT BABY ?
To a soldier, far away jfrom home,
there is no more touching sight thano
that of a baby in its mothers arms
While on their way to Gettysburg,
our troops were marchiog by night
through a village, over whose gate
way hong lighted lanterns, while
young girls shed tears, as they watch
ed the brothers of other women
march on to possible death. A
scene of the march is described by
the author of ‘Bullet and Shell :’
Stopping for a moment'at the gate of
a dwelling, I noticed a young mother
leaning over with a chubby child in
her arms. Above the womaun’s head
swung a couple of stable lanterns,
their light falling upon ber face. The
child was crowing with delight at
the strange pageant, as it watched
the armed host pass on. ‘I beg
yovr pardon : ma'am, said Jim Man~
pers, one of my men, as he dropped
the but of his musket on the ground,
and peered wistfully into the face of
the mother and her child, ‘I beg
pardon, but may I kiss that baby of
yours ¥ Ive got one just like him at
home, at least he was when I last
saw bim, two years ago! The moth
er, a sympathetic tear rolling down
her blossom cheek, silently held out
the ch’ld. Jim pressed hia unsha~
ven face to its innocent smiling lips
for a moment, and then walked on
saying. ‘God bless you, ma’am for
that !’
Poor Jim Manoers! He never
saw his boy again in life. A bullet
laid him low the next day, as we
made our first charge.
$1,250 DamaGes. —The Atlants
Post-Appeal says: The case of
Mighili Bernardi vs. John V. Edge,
C. D. Camp, P. Vandergrift and W.
T. Linly, of Douglasville, was con
cluded in the United States Court
yesterday, the jury -returning a vers
dict for the Italian of $1,250. The
suit was a civil one for $lO,OOO,
and cause of suit was based on the
following sworn traoslated statement
of the Italian:
“The 9th of June, 1852, I fiud
myselt with a quantity of plaster toys
io the town of Douglasville, and as
I just got there I sold 25 cents worth
to a worthy lady. A few minates
after Sheriff asked me the price of
all my toys. I told him $5O. Af
ter this, the Sheriff said, ‘You ask
$5O for your toys; have got a li
cense ¥’ I said No! ‘Well, you
must pay $5O for the license.” I
said ‘I will leave.” Then the Sheriff
took me by the arm and brought me
to the court house. As soon as he
arrived at the court house he search~
ed my pockets and findicg $5 took
them, and I never saw the $) agaio.
Then the Sheriff with others made
me take down the plank of images,
kicked and broke them all to pieces
and then knocked me down and
jumped on me and kicked me almost
to death, and they would have had
me kiiled if I had not called loud and
screamed so that citizens came to see
gbout it and saved my life.”
The fact that no malice wasshown
the parties merely wantiog a little
fun at the Italian’s expense, person
al and pecaniary, it appeared, is
the reason given for the reduced
‘sum. Messrs. Goodwin and West
‘moreland for plaintiff ; Geoeral Gar
trell and Haralson & Culberson for
defendants.
eel R e
...Every time a certain man in Marietta
goes to the post office he expects to get
l another dun. He suys he is the ‘“‘dunnest”
man in town.
THE BAD BOY,
He and His Chum Dissect His Pa.
‘I understand your pa has got to
drinking agsin like a fish,’ said the
groceryman to the bad boy, as the
youth came in the grocery and took
a handful of dried apples. The boy
ate a dried apple and then put up a
terrible face, and the groceryman
asked bim what he was tryiog to do
with his face. The boy caught his
breath and then said :
‘Say, dun’t you know any better
than to keep dried gpples where a
boy can get h:fibem when he
‘has got the mum@®? You will kill
some boy yet by such carelessness.
I thought these were sweet dried ap
ples, but they are as sour as a board
‘ing-house keeper, and they make me
tired. Did you ever have the
mumps ¥ Gosh, but doo’t it hurt?
You have got to be darn careful
when you have got the mumps, and
not go out bobsledding or skating,
or you will have your head swell up
biggern a milk pail. Pa says he bad
the mumps once when he was & boy
and it broke bim all up.’
‘Well, never mind the mumps,
how about your pa spreeingit? Try
one of these pickles in the jar there,
won't you?! I always like to have
a boy enjoy himself when he comes
to see me,’ said the groceryman,
winking at a man who was filling an
old fashioved tin box with tobacco
out of the pail, who winked back, as
wuch as to say, ‘if that boy eats a
pickle on top of them mumps we will
bave a circas here sure.’
‘You can’t play no pickle on me,
vot when I have the mumps. Ma
passed the pickle to me this morning
and I took one mouthful, and like to
had the lockjaw. But ma didn’t do
it on purpose. I guess she never
had any mumps and didn’t know how
discouraging & pickle is. Darn if 1
didn’t feel as though I had been hit
in the bur of the ear with a brick.—
But about pa. He has been fuller’n
a goose every since New Year’s day.
I think it wrong for women to tempt
feebie minded persons with liquor on
New Year's, Now, me and my
chum, we can take a driok and then
let it alone. We have got brain, and
koow when we have got enough, but
pa, whenever he gets to going don’t
never stop until he gets so sick that
he can’t keep his stomach inside of
bimself. It is getting so they look
to me to brace pa up every time he
gets on a tear, and I guess I fixed
bim this time so he will never touch
liquor again. I scared him so his
bald head turned gray in one night.’
‘What under the heavens have
you doue to him now,’ said the gro
ceryman in astonishment. ‘I bope
you haven’t done anything you will
regret in after years.’
‘Regret vothing,” said the boy as
he turned the lid of the cheese box
back and took the knife and sliced
off a piece of cheese and took a few
crackers out & barrel, and sat down
on a soap box by the stove. ‘You
see, ma was annoyed to death with
pa. ke would come bome full when
she had company, and lay down on
the sofa and snore, and he woald
smell like a distillery. It hurt me to
see ma cry, and I told her I would
break pa of drinkiog if she would let
me, and she said if I would promise
not to hurt pa, to go abead, and I
promised not to. ‘
‘Tben I got my chum and another
boy, quite a large boy, belp, and pa
is all right. We went down to the
place where they sell arms and legs
to folks who have served in theaimy,
or & saw mill, or a threshing ma
chine, and lost their limbs, and we
borrowed some arms and legs, and
fixed up a little dissecting room,
*We fixed a long table in the bage
ment big enough to lay pa out on,
you kuow, and then we got false
whiskers and moustaches, and when
pa came in the house drunk aod laid
down on the sofa, and got to sleep,
we took bim and laid him out on the
table, and took some big trunk straps
and a circingle, and strapped him
down to the table. He slept right
along ell through it, and we had an
other table with the false lege and
arms on it, and we rolled up our
sleeves and smoked pipes, just like
I read medical students do whea they
cut up a man. We put hickory outs
in our mouths 80 our voices would
sound different, so he wouldo’t know
us, and 1 was telling the other boys
what & time we bad cutting up the
last man we bought, when pa woke
up.
p‘l said he was awful tough, and
when we had got off his legs and had
taken out his braius, his friends came
to the dissecting room and claimed
the body, and we had to give it up,l
but I saved the legs. I looked at pa
on the table and Le began to turn
pale, and he squirmed around to get
ap, but found be was fast. I had
pulled his shirt up uader his arms
while he was asleep ; as he began to
move I took an icle, and in the dim
light of the candles that were sitting
on the table in beer bottles, I drew
the icicle across pa’s stomach, and
‘said to my chum, ‘Doe, I guess we
bad better open this old duffer and
see if be died from inflamation of the
lummacb from bard drioking, as the
coroner said he did.” Pa shuddered
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all over his bare stummick and said,
‘For God's esake, gentlemen, what
does this mean. I am not dead.”—
The other boys looked at pa in as
tonishment and said, ‘Well, we just
bought you for dead, and the coro
ner’s jury said you were dead, and
we ain’t going to be fooled out of a
corpse when we buy one, are we
Doc? My chum eaid rot if he
knewad hisself and the other student
said, ‘Of course he is. He thinks
be is alive, but he died day before
yesterday, fell dead on the street,
and his folks said he had been a
nuisance and they wouldn’t claim the
corpse, and we bought it at the mor
gue.” Then I drew the icicie across
bim again, and eaid, ‘Don’t know
about this doctor. I find that blood
follows the ecalpel as I cut through
the caticle. Hand me the blood
sponge, please.” Pa began to wig
gle around, and we looked at bim
and my chum raised his eyelid and
looked solemn, and pa eaid, ‘Hold
on, gentlemen, don’t cut into me any
more, and can explain this wmatter.
I was only drunk.” We went to a
corner and whispered, and pa kept
talking all the time. He said if we
would postpoue the bog killing he
‘would send and get witnesses that he
was not dead, but that he was a res
pectable citizen and bad a family.
After we beld a consultation I went
to pa and told him that what he said
about beiog alive might possibly be
true, though we bad our doubts.—
We had found such cases before in
our practice east, where men seem
to be alive,but it was only tempoary.
Before we bad got them cut up they
were dead enough for all practical
purposes. Then I laid the icicle
across pa’s abdomen, and went on to
tell him that even if he was alive it
would be better to play that he was
dead, because be was such a nuis<
ance to his family aod they didn’t
want him, aod I was telling him that
I bad bheard in his life-time he was
very cruel to his boy, a bright little
tellow who was at the head of his
class in Sunday-shool, and a pet
wherever he was at all known, when
pa interrupted me, and said: ‘Doc
tor, plecse take that carving knife
off of my stomach, for it makes me
pervous. As for that boy of wine,
he is the worst little whelp in this
city, and be isn’t no pet anywhere.
Now you let up on this dissecting
business and [ will make it all right
with you.” We held another consul
tation and then I told pa that we did
not feel that it was doing justice to
society to give up the body of a no
torious diunkard, after we had paid
out tweuty dollars for the corpse.—
If there was any hope that he would
reform and try and lead a different
life, it would be different, and I said
to the boys: ‘Gentlemen, we must
do our duty. Doc, you dismember
that leg, and I will attend to the
stomach and the upper part of the
body. He will be dead before we
are dooe with him. We must res
member that society has some claim
on us, and not let the better nature
be worked upon by post mortem
promises of a dead drunkard.’
Then I took my icicle and com
menced fumbling around the abdo
men portion of pa’s remains, and my
chum took a rough piece of ice and
began to saw his leg off, while the
other boy took bold of the leg and
said he wouald catch it when it drop~
ped off. Well, pa kicked like a steer.
He said he wanted to make one more
appeal to us, and we acted sort of
impatient, but we let up to see what
be had to say. He said if we would
tarn bim loose that he would give us
ten dollars more then we paid for
the body, and that he would never
drink another drop as long as he
lived. Then we whispered some
more and told bim we thought favor
ably of his last proposition, but he
must swear, with his haod on the leg
of a corpse we were then dissecting,
that he would never drink again, and
that he must be blind foaled and led
several blocks from the dissecting
room, before we would turo him
loose. He said that was all right,
and we blind folded him, and made
bim take a bloody oath with his
hand on a piece of ice that we told
him was a piece of another corpse,
and then we took him out of the
house and walked him arcund the
block four times, and then left him
on the coruer after he had promised
to sepd the moncy to an address.that
[ gave him. We told him to stand
still five mioutes after we had left
him, then remove the blindfold and
go home. We watched bim from
behind a board feoce, and he took
off the bandkerchief, looked at the
name on the street lamp, and found
he was not far from home. He star
ted off, saying : ‘That’s a pretty nar
row escape, old man. No more
whisky for you' I did not see bim
again until this morniog, and when
I asked him where he was last night
he sbuddered and said, ‘None of
your busivess. But I pever drick
‘any more; you remember that.’-—
Ma was tickled to death, and she
told me I was worth my weight in
gold.
‘Well, good dsy. That cheese is
mausty.” And the boy went out and
csught a passing sleigh.