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TrurspAYy MorNING, Ava. 29 1907,
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AN INNOVATION.
We find in the editorial section
of the The Southern Preshyterian,
which is always sound in sense as
weil as editorially, the following:
‘‘in ‘Loslie’s Weekly’ we read that
Rev, Joseph A. Serena, of the Cen
tral Church of Christ, Disciples,
at Syracuse, N. Y |, has announc
ed that a soda fountain wou!d be
placed in the lobby of his church,
avd that refreshing soft drinks
would be served to the people in
the pews. The foolishness of this
s obvious, 'Ths one motive to
which Christians may appeal for
the discharge of duty is love to
Christ. The soda fountain at
traction will prove distracting to
serious thought.”” We should say
so. If 1t is fitted with mirrors
‘there will be the female members
of the congregation—and where
they are, there will also be gath
ered together the members of the
opposite sex. The only way to
-give them the drinks ard the gos
pel at the same time wonld be to
have a combination soda-jerker
and pastor all 1u ove, and let him
preach across the marble slab,—
‘Golden Age.
Some people are goirg to dis
cover after awhile that religion
isn’t judged by the church contri
‘bations list.
Surf Bathing. l
The oft repeated warning to surf
bathers, and particularly to those
who dive, to protect thejr cars from |
the water by cotton pf;gs, ete., isl
not generally heeded, to judge by
the damage often traced to its neg
lect, says a medical journal. They
who have lost the membrana need
1o be especially careful and to give
ap diving. The tympanum is readi
ly protected by the cotton plugs
firmly introduced, but in diving
even then the air in the nasal fossae,
accessory sinuses and naso pharynx
is compressed and partially escapes
by the eustachian tubes, and in con
sequence the water enters so far and
high in the nasal fossae as to pain
fully irritate the pituitary mem-‘
brane and leads to protracied con
_gestion.
Kept Him Posted.
"Some years ago a railway porter
rwrote to Admiral Beresford of the
-British navy saying, “Our home has
“been blessed with twing, and 1 write'
“te ask your Jordship if you will ask
‘the Princess of Wales if we may‘
<zall'the little cirl Princess of Wales
Brown and the little boy Lord
Charles Bere<ford Brown.” Lord!
“Charles procured (he necessary per
mission from the princess and sent
‘lt, together with his own. A monthl‘
later came the following from the
same man: “My loxd, I am happy !
to inform you that Lord Charles
Beresford Brown is well and hearty
and that Princess of Wales Brownl
wadied this morning.”
A Compliment. l
"The heavy viliiin of the barn
storming aggregation stalked into
the workshop of the village editor, |
“What did you mean by referring
to me as a ‘misfit’ in your write-up
* of the performance last night ?”” he
roared.
“I meant,” answered the local
molder of opinion, “that you were
entirely too great for the company
you were with.”
And the heavy villain, being a
stranger to the ways of village ed
itors, believed him.—Kansas City
Independent.
Always Happy.
‘She—Papa belicves in the pleas
ures of anticipation.
He-+Do you agree with him ?
She—Oh, yes, indeed. In the
summer he profnises to buy me a
=ealskin coat the following winter if
I’ll give up going to the seaside, and
in tile winter he promises to send
e to the seaside the following sum
mer if I give up the sealskin coat,
80, you see, I am always happy.
QUEER ACTIONS OF WATCH.
in Some Way Timepieces Are Influ
enced by Wearers.
“It does not look reasonable to
believe that the personality of the
wearer wollld have anything to do
with the running of a watch,” said
a watchmaker, “but I recently had
an expetience which satisfied me
that in some mysterious way the
watch and its owner beeome in part
at least identified.
“An engineer employed in a
large manufacturing establishment
bought a watch from me about
three years ago. It was a good
watch, too, and he paid a high price
—lmore, indeed, than a man in his
line could have been expected to
ay. Three months after he brought
{:ack the watch, saying that it would
not keep time. I gave him another,
put -the watch in my drawer and
regulated and set it after I had
looked it over, and for three weeks
that watch didn’t vary ten seconds a
day. I returned it when the engi
neer called, and in less than a
month he came back again with the
same complaint. [ examined most
carefully every part of the mechan
ism. Everyt.ing was right, and the
watch kept excellent time, and yet
a few weeks later here it was again,
the engineer as mad as a wet hen
and intimating that I had sold him
a bad watch.
“I was completely puzzled by the
antics of the watch, for I knew the
man well enough to be convinced
that he would not complain with
out cause, so I suspected that there
must be something in the way he
handled or wore the watch that
made the trouble. He told me that
his brother was night engineer in
the establishment where he worked
by day. They lived in the same
room. Each had paid half the price
of the watch, and each carried it,
one by day and the other by night.
I didn’t see that that would make
any difference in the runming of
the watch, but as I couldn’t find
anything the matter with it I gave
him a cheap watch and told him to
wear the good watch himself or ]g&
his brother wear it, no matt
which. '
“Six months after I met the en
gineer and asked him about the
watch. It ran all right, he said,
ever sifice his brother quit wearing
it. I then asked him to let his
brother wear it for a few months,
and after a little irregularity at first
the watch still kept good time. Of
course one case like that doesn’t
prove anything, but I have heard of
others, so am more than half con
vinced that in some queer way a
watch is influenced by the wearer.”
—~Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Modified His Remark.
From the Georgia legislature of
the days before the war comes a
story of the effect of parliamentary
procedure. James Hamilton Coop
er was speaking and madé a remark
able statement of fact. A modest
legislator exclaimed half under his
breath, “Whew, what a thundering
lie”” Cooper suspended his speech,
having overheard the remark, and
challenged the offender to a duel.
A court of honor was arranged,
which resulted in Cooper giving
permission to the luckless wight to
modify his remark. The correction
was made in this manner: “Mr.
Speaker, in an inadvertent moment
[ referred to a remark made by the
honorable gentleman as ‘a thunder
ing lie.” I desire to withdraw that
statement and in lieu thereof will
say, ‘lt is a fulminating enlarge
ment of elongated veracity.’” Thus
sugar coated the speech gave no oc
cagion for a duel.
Women of Yezzo.
The women of the island of Yez
zo, whence it is supposed came the
original inhabitants of Japan, have
a very peculiar custom of making
up their faces to look as though
they have mustaches. These wom
en are called Ainus, and upon the
upper lip of each Ainu belle is tat
toced something that resembles a
long, flowing mustache. To pos
sess an artistically tattooed orna
ment of this kind marks a woman
as especially attractive, and her
chances of making a good matri
monial alliance are very small if
she i 3 not thus adorned. As a mat
ter of fact, the men of the island
choose their spouses more for the
beauty of this tattooed design than
the grace of form or charm of fea
ture.
A Cold Spot.
There is a small town in the val
ley of the Lena, in Siberia, called
Werchajansk, which is believed to
be one of the coldest places on the
carth. Hundreds of people have
lived there to a ripe old age, and yet
the thermometer has heen known to
descend to 98.4 degrees below zero.
The average temperature in Wer
chajansk during the winter months
is 74.8 degrees below zero. The
Werchajansk <oil is permanently
frozen to a depth of 380 feet, and
yet during the month of July the
temperature of Werchajansk is on
the averace G) degices above wero.
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Why It Is That Animals Are Not Ca
} pable of Laughter.
~ Probably every one has wondered,
says Professor Kranberger of Vien
na, why animals always have a seri
‘ous aspect, even when they are evi
dently pleased. When a dog wags
his tail with pleasure, he comes as
near laughing as it is possible for
Jhim fo come, but his countenance,
except for the gleam of joy in his
eyes, 18 no more suggestive of laugh
ter than if he were suffering an ag
ony of pain. Neither are his quick,
sharp barks, which usually accom
pany the wagging of the tail, even
remotely analogous to laughter.
And as for the so called “l-aug%l” of
the hyena—that, of course, is pure
ly metaphorical.
Man is the only animal that
laughs. Why?
.150 understand the reason for this
it will be necessary first to under
stand what causes laughter.
“The sudden perception of an
unexpected incongruity,” says Her
bertxgpencer; ;
But this does not go far enough.
Brutes are capable of perceiving in
congruities. The incongruity must
be between an object or event and
the idea which we have formed of it.
So, for instance, what can be
more mirth provoking to a boy than
to see the wind blow the hat from
the head of a dignified man and the
latter go scurrying after, making
frantic but vain attempts to recap
ture it?
A million horses or dogs or mon
keys might look on and never feel
amused, whereas there is probably
not a lad in all creation that would
not laugh with glee—not, forsooth,
because the horses, dogs and apes
are wiser, but because the boy sees
the double incongruity between the
runaway hat and the idea of the
proper use of hats and between the
Idea of what is becoming to dignity
and the sudden lapse from that
standard by the dignified man.
What, it may be asked, is to pre
vent any of the other animals from
seeing the incongruities ?
Simply this—<hat man is the only
animal that has ideas. Ideas are
formed by reason and can be grasF
ed only by reason, and, as it is only
by comparison with ideas that the
incongruity in question arises, lack
of reason forever precludes animals
from enjoying a laugh.—New York
World.
A Raw Egg.
A raw egg is one of the most nu
tritious of foods and may be taken
very easily if the yolk is not broken.
A little nutmeg grated upon the
egg, a few drops of lemon juice add
ed, some chopped parsley sprinkled
over it or some salt and a dash of
cayenne pepper vary the flavor and
tend to make it more palatable
when not taken as a medicine.
The white of a raw egg turned
over a burn or scald is most sooth
ing and cooling. It can be applied
quickly and will prevent inflamma
tion, besides relieving the stinging
pain.
One of the best remedies in case
of bowel troubles is a partly beaten
raw egg taken at ome swallow. It
is healing to the inflamed stomach
and intestines and will relieve the
feeling of distress. Four eggs tak
en in this manner in twenty-four
hours will form the best kind of
nourishment as well as medicine for
the patient.
The Contradicting Habit.
A natural habit of every child is
to contradict, and this should be
overcome as soon as a boy or a girl
develops it, for of all disagreeable
and overbearing persons those who
aggressively contradict are among
the worst. Parents cannot be too
particular in teaching their sons
and daughters to disagree courte
ously, which is not at all incompati
ble with doing®it positively. “I beg
your pardon, but you are mistak
en,” is quite as much of a contradic
tion as saying, “It isn’t,” and it is
far better manners. “I think you are
mistaken,” is another way of ex
pressing the opinion. A mother
need not be afraid of making her
child a prig by teaching him such
little things. They are as impor
tant to him as a knowledge of how
to speak gmmnmtically.~~—i§xchange.
Long Distance Views.
A young man whose eyes had
been troubling him consulted an oc
ulist. *“What you want to do,” said
the specialist, “is to take a trip
every day on the ferry or in New
Jerscy, Long Island—any place
where you can see long distances.
Look up and down the river, across
fields or if the worst comes to the
worst go to the top of a skyscraper
and scan the horizon from tgat
point. The idea is to get distance.
You use your eyes a great deal and
always at close range. You can’t
use them any other way in town.
Even when not reading or writing
the vision is limited by small rooms
and parrow streets, No matter in
what direction you look there is a
blank wall not far away to shut oft
sight.”—New York Sun.
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The Russian Wolkoff’s Attempted Imi
tation of the Pasteis.
One evening thicre was a conviv
ial gathering of men from many
different nations scated about a ta
ble in an open court of the Bauer
ranwald, a well known Venetian
restaurant. The conversation, I*be
lieve, was in English, and the sub
ject of Whistler's pastels was
brought up by one 6f his enthusi
astic American admirers. A Rus
sian named Wolkoff was flippant
and depreciating, ridiculing them as
works of art, jeeringly saying that
he was willing to bet that he could
make half a dozen pastels as good
as Whistler’s, and, if they were
mixed yith his, nobody could tell
them apart. The American was
surprised at this attitude and re
marked:
“I'll bet a champagne dinner for
all ‘pre;sent that you can’t.”
“All right, I'll take your bet and
prove what I say, but I will make
one condition only, and it must be
agreed upon by all present: I must
;be permitted to see Whistler’s pas
tels before I begin.”
~ “I will agree to that and arrange
a day when vou can see them.”
All this was unknown to Whis
tler, who was innocent of the reason
for the call of his Russian guest.
He received him charmingly and
showed him all his pastels. These
he pinned on large cardboards, care
fully, almost ceremoniously, and
placed them before him upon a
chair that served as an casel. This
was the usual way he exhibited his
pastels or etchings at home. The
Russian was not heard from for six
weeks. Then the committee in
charge was informed that he could
not go on because he found it im
possible to E)urchase in Venice the
peculiar brilliant pastels with which
Whistler obtained his effects.
The American would not let him
slip through in that way, so he man
aged to make it possible for his Rus
sian friend to select numerous small
pieces from‘ Whistler’s own pastel
boxes. He selected all he wanted
or thought he needed for the easy
task of making a Whistler pastel‘
and after this exceptional accommo
dation returned to his work, saying
he would be ready for the jury in
a week.
How or by whom the six jurors
were selected 1 do not know, but I
remember that two strangers, an
‘Austrian and a Dutchman, were
among them. Spain was represent
ed by Martin Rico, England by Hen
rv Woods, R. A., and America by
Frank Duveneck and myself. By
this time Whistler knew the wager.
The jury met in a house on the Riva
not far from the Casa Jankovitz,
near enough for him to bring his
pastels conveniently. The meeting
was a very long room facing the
lagoons. The American who had
accepted the wager was not there.
Wolkoff was at home, sick in bed.
Whistler was in the darkest and
farthest corner, with his back to
the company and his pastels on a
long table. I was selected to bring.
each exhibit from Whistler’s hands
and place it on a high backed chair.
It was an extraordinary position
in which Whistler was placed and a
veritable ordeal which he faced. He
was serious and wore a troubled
look, the truth being that he was
nervous at the pessibility that the
jury might let one of the Russian’s
pastels slip by as one of his own. I
am glad to say, however, that when
ever a Wolkoff appeared it was in
stantly received with groans and
shouts of “Take it away!” Not for
one moment was there the least
doubt or a dissenting voice.—Otto
Bacher in Century.
A Bad Mix.
Mr. Gladstone, speaking of Mr.
Parnell on one oceasion, made use
of the oft quoted phrase “Marching
through rapine to the dismember
ment of the empire.” On the same
day there was a horse race in which
the winners were respectively Ve
racity, Tyrone and Lobster. These
facts were cabled to New Zealand
together in the wusual shorthand
style of the cable. The result was
that next day the New Zealand pa
pers contained the following ex
traordinary paragraph: “Mr. Glad
stone denounced Mr. Parnell as
warching through rapine to the dis
memberment of the empire and said
that the Irish leader had the verac
ityof a Tyrone lobster.”
Tested His Friends.
An Irishman who died in the
early part of the nineteenth century
in one of the outlying parishos of
London undertook to test the devo
tion of his friends and acquaint
ances by making out a list of 400
of them, who were requested by
written invitation to attend his fu
neral, which was held at ¥ o’clock
one cold winter morning in the
parish church. Only twenty-nine
persons appeared. When his will
was opened, it was found that, hav
ing no natural heirs, he ordered his
fortune to be divided among the
persons who attended his funeral,—
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Sibley Spring Water,
Atlanta, Ga., July 25, 1807 —Mr 4 g
J. Gardner, Marietta, Ga_ Dear Sir: w;
hand you enclosed certificate of analysig
giving results upon the sample o Water
sent us some tixe ago, and beg to aqe:. .
you, in this connection, that tfie a;fi;fi:
shows the water to be Of unusual pu it
both as regards organic and miners) ey
ter. The lfl‘unt of organic matter, 5,
shown by sanitary flmis, is almogt
not%, aflt the mineral ingredient,
found are also very low, the amount com
paring very favorably with the purity of
distilled water. We can recommend thig
water very highly for drinking Purposes
Yours very truly, :
N. P PRATT LABORATORY,
By w.p, Heamy,
ANALYSIS,
Parts per Graing
Contains Million Ga“mx)er
PN .. 11 8479
Iron and Alumina. . 37 2158
Potassium Sulphate 2.0 1168
Potassium Chloride 1.4 0817
Sodium Chloride
e.. ..o 889 5190
Carbonate of Lime Trace Trace
Carhonate of Mag
nelis. ... ... 54 .3394
‘T'otal Solids by
Evaporation... .. 30.0 1.7495
SANITARY ANALYSIS,
Parts per
Contains Million
RaEae . ... &30
'Equals Sodium Chloride (Salt) . 11909
HTos AMMOBIN. .. ... ..... None
Albuminoid Ammonia... .. . 001
SN o T
. .. ¥one
Oxygen Absorbed in Lh0ur...... 110 '
Tetal Solids by Evaporation.... 30000
Respectfully submitted,
N. P. PRATT LABORATORY.
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