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The Bine Satin Slippers.
'There was a church fair and festi
val on hand at Waynesvilie, and all
the young ladies were in a state of
feminine flutter
Pretty brown-eyed Jenny Carson
had one of the fancy tables. She
also had a new dress for the occa
sion. The soft, shining folds of
dark-blue silk were draped over the
bed, and Jenny was kneeling upon
the floor, arranging the loops of sat
in ribbon to her taste, when Miss
Bell Dorsey, who was Jenny’s most
intimate friend, burst into the
room.
“Oh, what a pretty dress, Jenny.
You’ll look ravishing in it. You
only need a pair of blue satin boot?
to match it and you’ll be the best -
dressed girl at the festival.”
“But satin boots are very expen
sive,” said Jenny, hesitatingly.
“Oh, well, yes, somewhat. B it
there’s nothing sets off a lady’s ap
pearance like niceshoesand gloves.
I heard Dr. Chester say he never
considered a lady well dressed if
sho wore ill-fitting boots or gloves.”
And Miss Bell complacently cross
ed her own pretty French kids,
while Jenny nervously put away
the pretty silk
What Dr. Chester said was begin
nings be a matterof some moment
to Jenny Carson. She was con
scious of a longing for the blu*
hoots; but, alas! they were too ex
pensive for her.
Miss Bell presently took her
leave, and Jenny, with half her
pleasure spoiled, went on with her
preparations.
“Well, daughter,” said her father
at the dinner-table, “do you need
any fallals for your frolic to-mor
row ?”
“Yes, I do need some new shoes
and some gloves,” said Jenny.
“You do, eh? Weil, what must 1
give you to buy them with?”
“Whatever you can spare, papa.”
“Well, here’s a $10 bill. I guess
that will be enough. Get a good,
sensible pair of shoes, now; some
thing to keep you warm this cold
weather, and no flimsy things.”
“Yes, sir. Thank you, papa. I’ll
do the best 1 can,” said Jenny; but
she blushed, for in her heart she felt
very guilty.
However, she did mean to buy a
pair of warm kid boots for every
day wear. She hoped to get the
blue ones for about $1, which would
leave her enough for the others and
lor the gloves.
But when she stood in Turner’s
store and asked the price of the
dainty shiny things offered hev»the
clerk promptly answered: “Seven
dollars, Miss Carson.”
“Oh, dear! I was in hopes thdy
were cheap,” frankly confessed Jen
ny, laying down the boots.
“Indeed, they are cheap," said the
clerk. “I assure you, Miss Carson,
we have sold these right along at.
$8. This is the last pair, so we offer
them for less. They’re very fine.”
“Yes,” admitted Jenny.
“Nothing sets off a dainty foot
like a pair of these dainty boots,’’
pursued the wily clerk, with an eye
for his trade. “Very few young la
dies could wear so small a shoe-
just your size, you see, Miss Car-
son.”
Poor Jenny sighed, thought of the
thick, warm boots she ought to
have, cast a longing look at the blue
beauties, recalled what Dr. Chester
said, and, silly little puss, for once
let her vanity run away with her
reason.
“Fll take them,” she said. After
the boots were paid tor there was
b irely enough left to buy her gloves
and a ribhon or two.
The next day, the great one, was
clear and cold, with a sharp wind.
Overshoes would ruin the dainty
satin boots; but, luckily for Jenny,
the ground was dry. But it was
frozen hard, and when she reached
the gayly decorated room of the
new church her feet were like ice.
Jenny presided atone of the fancy
[ tables. She made a lovely picture
kthe beautiful blue silk, her throat
End wrists shaded with the softest
ice, and the dainty blue boots flut
ering in and out below the plaiting
Dt her skirt.
Bel! Dorsey was already at her
st, and as Jenny canie up she
opened her eyes wide and exclaim-
id: “Oh, my! you blue angel! Did
f yon drop from the clouds ?"
Jenny laughed, and happening
just then to catch a glance from Dr.
; Chester, who stood near, blushed
with pleasure, while the gentle
heart in her bosom throbbed tu
multuously.
Jenny had a very busy day of it.
There was much buying and selling,
and Jenny’s table was very popular.
But as the new church-was large
and not yet finished, it was not very
warm. The girls at the table were
chilly all day, and by the time even
and cold that she could hardly
stand.
A hot supper, however, had been
prepared at the hotel just across the
street. Dr. Chester waited on Jenny
at the table. Glad enough she was
to get something warm and be near
a fire.
But Dr Chester, though kind and
polite, was not wbat he had been.
He seemed strangely cold and dis
tant, and Jenny felt as it her bright
day was spoiled. But girls know
how to hide these things, and Jenny
was the gayest of the gay. She had
to return to her store again imme
diately after supper, and oh, how
sharply the cold struck her as she
stepped out into the night.
Dr. Chester left her at the door of
a small room designed for a vestry,
but now used by the ladies as
dressing-room. Jenny ran in to
put on her wraps, but, while doing
this, heard her name spoken in tht
larrow passage without.
“It’s ail settled, I suppose, doctor.
ietween you and Miss Carson ?’
vas what she heard.
“No, Fred. I’ve seen the folly oi
hat to-diy.” The tones which an
swered were the well-known one?
if Dr. Chests*.-.
“You astonish ine,” replied Fred
“I don’t mind giving you the rea
son, Fred,” said the doctor. “Just
look at that young lady’s feet and
you will have it. In spite of this
cold day she wears nothing but a
iimsy pair of blue silk shoes. I
dave more than fancied Miss Car-
son; I don’t deny it. But you will
see at once that a girl who can so
utterly sacrifice ber reason to hei
vanity is not the wife for a poor,
•truggling doctor with his fortune
vet to make. But enough of this.
Let’s go in; it’s chilly here.”
Poor Jenny! Fortunately, there
was no one in the dressing-room
but herself. She flew to the farthest
end and hid her burning face on a
pile oi cloaks. But, after a brief
struggle, she rallied. It would nev
er do to cry. It would never do to
go to her table with red eyes. It
was a very erect, firm-mouthed lit
tle lady who walked to her table
presently, and the heels of the pret
ty blue boots came down upon the
floor with a sharp, resolute little
click; for Miss Jenny had made up
her mind to do something very-
odd.
“Iam a little fool!” she said to
herself; “but I don’t quite deserve
to lose a good man’s good opinion,
md I won’t, either, if I can help
it.”
It was late before she was ready
to go home. Just as she was about
to start Dr. Chester, who was her es-
:ort, handed her a pair of overshoes,
aying, quietly, as if it were a mat
ter of course: “Miss Jenny, please
put these on; it is too cold a night
for such thin shoes <»s I see you
.vear”
Poor Jenny! Her face was scarlet
with mortification. She made out
o utter a confused “Thank you,”
md put ou the offered overshoe?
•vithout another word. Then shi
took the doctor's arm and they weni
iut together.
Jenny’s heart was beating so fast
that it almost choked her, but shi
was as determined as ever. Befon
ten steps had been taken she said:
“Dr. Chester, do you think it right
to condemn a person for a singlt
fault ?”
“Certainly not,” said the doctor,
promptly*.
“Then why do you condemn
ne ?’’
“I don’t understand you.” said he.
“I heard every word you said to
Fred Somers to-night,” said Jenny
quietly.”
“Miss Jenny!” He stopped, start
led.
“I did. 1 don’t blame you, doc
tor; I gave you reason to think me
inly a vain, silly girl. But hear my
lefense, how sort y and ashamed I
im, won’t you ?” And then Jenny
made her penitent little confession,
ending with: “I don’t know what
you think of me now, but, in
deed ”
“I think you the dearest, bravest
little girl in the world, and ’tis 1
who am the fool,” cried the doctor,
ardently. And then
But, then, I don’t know that out-
dders like you and I, reader, have
any’ business to listen.
When Jenny got home she took
off the blue boots which had so
nearly cost her a lover and flung
them under a wardrobe, saying:
“Lie there, you blue wretches!
But you’ve taught me a good lesson.
I’ve done with*you. I’ll buy my
wedding-boots before long, and
they’ll not be blue ones, either.”
How it is Spelled.
An illiterate notary making out
some papers for the plaintiff in a di
vorce suit was stuck on the spell
ing.
“I say,” he inquired, looking up
from his paper, “is there an s in di
vorce?”
“No, but there’s an 1 in matri
mony,” was the prompt and vigor
ous response, and the notary tried
for half an bonr to spell the word by
came Jenny's feet were 00 numb (be new
SMITH’S WIFE.
“Mrs. Smith, I am astonished at
you.”
Now, this was not by any means
an assertion sui generis. In fact,
according to h>s own statement,
John was “astonished” at his wife
at least once a day on an average.
Mrs. Smith was used to it.
She was a tail, slight woman,
scarcely more than a child in years,
with shining brown hair, large dark
eyes, and cheeks that had been as
pink as sea-shells in the days of her
happy maiden life. They were
white and wasted now—a circum
stance that might perhaps be easily
Accounted for by the little babe on
her lap and the two-year-old elf
who was tottering about the room
in aimless pursuit of kittens, sun-
.teams, and other baby delights.
“Things are all at sixes and sev
ens,” went on Mr. Smith, tying
his cravat before the mirror and
viciously twitching it into a knot.
‘Coal wasted, butter thrown into
tie soap-grease jar, dish-towels
:akeo for stove-cloths, and my
chird-best pants sold to a dealer in
tinware for a funnel and two pie-
olatter.s! I never heard anything so
jutrageous in my life.”
“But, my dear,” meekly interpos-
?d the much-enduring wife, “we
needed the tinware, and you had
not worn the garments for a year.
They were full of moths.”
“There it is again,” said Mr. Smith.
‘The moths would never have got
into ’em if you had taken proper
precautions. I never heard of a
moth in my mother’s time. And
now you are actually asking per
mission to visit your brother up the
Hud-on."
“I have not been away from home
before since we were married,
John,” piteously pleaded Mrs.
Smith. “I feel almost worn out, and
[ think the change would do me
good.”
“And what is to become of me!”
sonorously demanded the husband.
Mrs. John Smith thought of the
lay’s masonic excursion last week,
the trout-fishing expedition into the
Catskills a fortnight since, the races
it Jerome park, and the drives to
High Bridge with Parker, Betts,
tnd Frisbee in an open barouche,
all within the month. But she said
nothing except:
“It don’t cost much to go, John.
Vnd I’ll only stay away a week. Do
let me go! The doctor says the
'resh air might help baby along
•vith his teeth, and litile Johnny is
irooping this hot weather.”
“Well,” said Mr. Smith, as ungra
ciously as possible, “I suppose you’ll
lave to go. Five dollars at least it
v’ill cost me, and altogether our ex-
lenses are ruinous this year. See
iow Georgian a Trotter manages for
aer husband. I don’t suppose it
-osts them half to live that it does
is. I might have married Geor-
ciana Trotter once. I almost wish
1 had.”
It was on Mrs. Smith’s lips to ut-
er: “So do I!” But she looked at
ne little children and was silent.
“Yes,” went on Mr. Smith; “I sup-
•>.-** you must go. Only, for pity’s
ii.e, don’t get into the habit of Tun
ing all the time. I needn’t
*end up anything from the butch-
•r’s,I suppose? I sli.iil dine down
own, and theri ’II be enough left on
he cold kuuckle of yesterday’s ham
or you!”
Mrs. Smith abstained from re
funding her husban l that he had
iim«elf breakfasted on the remains
>f the ham. She only sighed and
vas silent.
“It’s his way,” she thought. “He
means well enough. And I suppose
ill men are so. Only I wish he had
kissed me good-by!”
Woman nature ail over! She
•ould do without her dinner con
tented, eating a crust of bread in
the stead, but her heart yearned
hungrily for the omitted caress, the
ignored word of tenderness. Poor
Mrs. John Smith! How the strong-
minded of her sex would have pitied
and despised her!
No light! no fire! It was dreary
enough on that chill August even
ing as Mr. Smith screwed the night-
key into the latch and groped his
way in the hall. He sat down in
the bay-window and stared about
the vacant room. There was his
wife’s work-basket on the table, her
little rocking-chair standing vacant
beside it, while Johnny’s forgotten
rattle lay on the floor close by.
“It’s very lonely!” muttered Mr.
Smith, with something of a shiver.
“I hope Jenny won’t stay long.”
And as he lighted his cigar and
whiffed away, a guilty sense of his
own shortcomings came upon him.
“It must have been rather a stu
pid life for her here, poor little
thing!” thought he. “I might have
come early to keep her company a
great many times when I didn’t.
Sue had to sew a great deal for the
children. I wish I had bought her
a sewing machine when she asked
for it. Allison used to bring np
frnits and flowers for his wife every
even in g. I wonder I never thought
of it for Jfenny. And, now I come
to reflect upon the matter, Jenny
bu grown thin uni gale of tote.*
He moved his chair uneasily and
emitted a thread of blue, spicy
smoke from his lips very much as
if he were not enjoying it particu
larly.
“I suppose they are at Bilberry
farm by this time,” said he to him
self. “I suppose the youngsters are
in bed and Jenny is sitting out on
the pifczA,listening to the whippoor
wills. I’ve almost a mind to go out
there to-morrow evenmg, and take
some peaches and bananas and
things. It would be a pleasant sur
prise for Jenny, and—hello! What’s
that! A ring at the bell ?”
Flinging his cigar into the unused
grate, Johu Smith shuffled along to
the door in his slippers.
“Oh—a telegram! Now, I wonder
who should telegraph to me!”
“Well,” said the shivering and
rain-drenched messenger, “p’raps
you’d better open it and see. Any
way, I’ve no call to hang around
here no longer!”
And off he went, while Mr. Smith
carried his buff envelope back to the
parlor light and somewhat nervous
ly tore it open.
Cowdrey, August —, , To John
Smith: Railroad accident. Your
wife is killed apd your child danger
ously hurt. Come by the next train.
Jared Meredith, M. D.
Again and again Mr. Smith’s be-
Indnstry iu Idleness.
That is a very handsome picture,
he observed politely to the artist.
What do you call it!
That is a study from still life.
What is the name of it ?
A Tramp at Work.
Jiavy-Tee in a Street Car.
On a street car recently the re
porter heard a middle-aged lady
ask a younger one, “How are you
getting along?"
“Oh,” was the reply, “I am having
a Dolphin time.”
“A Dolphin time! What is that?”
“Oh, you see, I am having s*
many trials,” was the reply.
Hit the Wrong Hark.
Too busy housewife—“You know
that cake I made for the dear boys
and sent away Saturday? It has
never arrived. I wonder what’s the
reason ?”
Much worried domestic—“There
was a postman took to the hospital
in great agony Monday. I shouldn’t
be surprised if he knows.”
Stage Astronomy.
M© stopped abruptly. The sound
of a hack driving hastily up to the
door, the reiterated jerk of the bell-
wire roused him once more into re
luctant action.
“John! dear John!”
“Jenny, my wife!”
He stood, pale and stupefied, star
ing at her as if she were actually a
ghost returned from the regions of
space and unreality.
“There has been a terrible rail
road accident!” said Jenny, her
voice faltering, as she laid the baby
down on a sofa and took little John
ny lovingly on her lap—“a few
miles beyond Cowdrey. Three or
four people were killed, but thank
God, we escaped unhurt. Of course
I took the first train back that I
could, for I knew you would hear of
itandbe uneasy. And only think,
dear, there was a poor mother kill
ed, with her little babe in her arms,
and her name was the same as mine
—‘Mrs. John Smith.’”
He pointed one trembling finger
to the telegram, which lay open on
the table. Mrs. Smith read it with
dilated eyes and pale face.
“Oh! my love, what a fright you
have had!” she exclai
only to reflect, iggnighi
me!”
“But it is not. Oh!
my own darling wife
gasped the husband, holdin
covered treasure close to his heart.
“And I have yet time to live my
life over again!”
And from that hour John Smith
was a changed man. To Jenny it
seemed almost like millenninm, but
Mrs. Georgians Trottei turned up
her nose and said:
‘John Smith must be in his dot
age, spending all his time and
money in carriages to the park, ex
tra help, and fine clothes for that
pale-faced wife of his. John Smith
always was a fool I”
wait came striding out befor.i the
footlights.
“Why, that’s the star,” replied his
son.
“The star?”
“ Y es.”
“Why, good gracious, Billy, she
looks more like the comet.”
“Who’s that?” inquired an old
man at the theater, as a woman
wildered eyes roved over the con- with a train longer than a stage
tents of this appalling missive be
fore he could fully comprehend its
deadly meaning.
“Dead! Killed!” he muttered to
himself. “My Jenny killed by a
railroad accident!”
And then, catching a railway
guide from the book-shelf, he whirl
ed over its leaves with trembling
hand. The next train did hot leave
the terminus under an hour and a
half! To him this seemed almost
like eternity. How could he en
dure this awful agony of soul for an
hour and a half?
“Perhaps they are incorrect,” he
muttered to himself, wiping the
beads of cold sweat from his brow.
“People can’t always judge exactly
in such a moment of dismay. Per
haps she is only badly hurt, and I
can nurse her through it after all
My Jenny! my loving, patient,
sweet-eyed wife!” A strong sob
rose up in his throat as if it would
strangle him. “No, no, she is kill
ed!” he gasped, as his eye fell once
more on the telegram. “Dead! and
I never can speak to her again or
tell her what a cruel, exacting brute
I have been! God knows I didn’t
mean it, and now it is too late to
make any amends. Why didn’t the
children go too? How can I bring
them up without Jenny?”
His head dropped low in his quiv
ering hands; a low, spasmodic groan
burst from his pale lips. An hour
and a half before he could go to
Jenny; htlf an hour then, before he
could look upon her dead face; for
Cowdrey was an insignificant way
station some eight or ten miles up
the road.
“If I could only live my life over
again!” he cried aloud to the bare
walls, while tight in his arms he
clasped Jenny’s little work-basket,
with its strips of unfinished hem
ming—all that was left to him of
the fair, departed presence. “If I
could only speak to her just once,
and ask her forgiveness for a thou
sand things. But no—it is too late
—too late. And ”
Behind the Scenes.
First crusader—I say. Bill, let u-
put up a nickel and send out for
schooner of beer between us.”
Second crusader—“Good for you,
Bob. We had better do it right
now, while we have got the money,
for in the next you know, we are
captured by the Saracens, and have
to pay a ransom of $-30,000 each.—
Texas Siftings.
Xot a Respectable Member.
A man about 40 years of age was
leaning against one of the
walls of the Union Depot
yesterday, when a chap saun
tered past him several times and
looked him over as if trying to es
tablish his identity. Number one
stood the scrutiny without any evi
dence of demoralization, and num
ber two finally approached closer
and observed:
Cold day.
Yes.
Live here ?
No.
Going out on the cars ?
No.
Perhaps you are a respectable
member of society ?
Oh, no.
You ain’t! Shake! Say, perhaps
you belong to the profesh ?
I do.” Just deadheaded in on a
freight train.
Well, I declare! I hoped you was
a tramp, and yet I feared you might
be one of these high-toned, respect
able chaps.
Anything up?
Anything! Well, I should smile!
Come down into the freight sheds
and I’ll fix up as the man who was
knocked to pieces by the premature
discharge of a cannon, and we’ll
find this town a clover field! Lands
alive! but how glad I am you didn’t
turn out to be a respectable mem
ber of the community!
Investigating the Children.
“I ain’t gwine ter stay in dis heah
country m. longer den I ken he’p,”
said an old negro whose general
goodJiumor and satisfied condition
rendered his observation signifi
cant
“What’s the matter,-Eli ?” some
one asked.
“Never mine whut’s de matter, I
kain’t stay hyar.”
“Anybody been abusing you ?”
“Yas. sah, da is.”
“Infringe on your rights?”
“Sah ?”
“Trample upon your rights?”
“Yas, sah, da did. Tramped on
me wif bof feet”
“Tell me about it”
“Wall, yer knows, sah, dat I’se a
mighty han’ fur chiliun. I’se got
twelbe ur fifteen at my house, yer
know. D_is mawnin’ while da wuz
all out in de yard it struck me dat
dar wuz er powerful chance o’them,
so I ’gunter count. Wall, sah, I
counted twenty-three. ‘Look heah,
wife,’ s’l, ‘how come all dese chiliun
heah?’ She sorter ’vaded the
subjec, but at las’ she ’kinwledged
dat de extra chiliun ’longed ter her
sister what waz dun run away.
Now, boss, how long does yer reckon
had been er totin’ dat extra
load?*'
“I have no idea.”
“No, sah, I doan’ ’spoze yer has.
Pd been feedin’ dem Chilian far two
munts, sah. I thought dat it tack a
powerful chance ter eat, bat I didn’t
think, sab, dat my wife waz er staf
fin’ de ballock box dat er way. No-
Mb, I ain’t gwine ter stay heah.”
A Case of Sincere Gratitude.
One day more than ten years agr,
,iys the New York Sun, Edward
vllen of Port Chester went to Lmq
Branch with two friends of this city.
Vhile his friends were dining at
he Ocean house he went in batti
ng. A nurse in the family of L. 1
.orillard, who were guests at the
Icean house, had charge of a little
laughter of Mr. L-irillard nd two
■ther children, who were playing
m the lieacn, running out as the
•vaves receded to stick pieces of
.vood in the sand. Little Miss Lor-
llard ventured out to > far, and she
vas caught and carried out by
v ■ v • fi'tei ii feet of Mr.
w’>. ■ • * ■ h r. Mr. Allen
went ini'n-'d'a’ely to to- bithinu-
houseto resume his clothing, and
soon afterward h * and his friends
left Long Branch. The matter soon
passed out of his (Allen’s) mind.
On Tuesday of this week he was
surprised to receive i lettirfron Mr
Lorillard”now of Cleveland, O.,
with a note inclosed from his daugh
ter, now grown to be a woman.
With the letter was a check for
$1,000 from the father, who said he
had just learned from som * ac
quaintances of Mr.Allen the address
of the latter. Mr. Allen is a member
of the hardware firm of Peck <fc
Allen, of Port Chester. He is still a
young man.
The Love of Washington for L iFayette.
LaFayette was not yet 20 years of
age when he was presented to Wash
ington at Philadelphia in 17 77, and
captivated him by his petition to lie
allowed to serve as volunt* er in the
cause of American independence
lie was immediately attached to
Washington’s military family, and
acted as aide in the disastrous de
fense of Philadelphia, during which
he was wounded. LiF.iyette, in a
locument left by him at his death
tnd intended as a portion of his au
tobiography, states that Gen. Wash
ington on this occasion directed that
he should be put in charge of the
surgeon attached to the General’s
>wn person, to whom Washington
said, “Care for him as you would for
my son love him as such.”—New
York Times.
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THEY ALSO SUPPLY FARMERS AND GINNERS WITH
BAGGING AND TIES.
Having watched for our chance and been very careful in the pur
chase of our st ock, we have BOUGHT CHEAPER THAN
EVER BEFORE, thus being enabled to oiler
Bargains in all Kinds of Goods.
A visit to our store, an examination of our goods and an inquiry
of our prices is all that is necessary to convince you that, ours is
THE GREAT BARGAIN STORE !
ARNALL BRO’S & GO., Newnan, Ga.
American Women.
There is no fear but that American
young women will always be beau
tiful enough. What they most need
now is increased bodily vigor. In
this respect there has been notable
improvement within the last fifteen
>r twenty years. The girls of the
present day take more exereise and
endure it better than the girl of the
previous generation did. But there
ire still those who would hate to
confess that they turn the scale at
140 pounds, and many more who
persist in compressing their waists
to an extraordinary degree, under
the mistaken impression that to be
idmired a woman must weigh little
and wear a small belt. Such girls
may be angels in somebody’s eyes,
but not those in sensible men s.—
New York Ledger.
The French Bean of 1800. 1
The pantaloons of a beau went np
to his arm pits; to get into them
was a morning’s work, and, when
in, to sit down was impossible.
His hat was too small to contain
his handkerchief and was not Ex
pected to stay on his head. His
hair was brushed from the crown of
his head toward his forehead and
looked, as a satirist of that day truly
said, as if he had been fighting an
old-fashioned hurricane backward.
About his neck was a spotted linen
necker-Aief; the skirts of his green
coat were cut away to a mathemati
cal point behind; his favorite drink
was brandy and his favorite talk of
the last French play.
Kismet.
A family enjoyed the services of
a neat handed little waitress of Irish
extraction who proved herself very
fond of using any large words she
■night hear at the table. On one oc
casion a young lady spoke of read-
ng “Kismet” and upon being ques
tioned as to the meaning of the
vord, explained that it was fate.
A few days afterwards Biddy
having spent rather a longer rime
than usual in dressing to wait for
dinner, her mistress inquired as
to the cause and was told: “Sure,
ma’am, I was washing my kismet.”
—Alta California.
Young married couples off on
their wedding tours have in times
past devised a good many able
-ehemes to conceal from fellow-
travelers how recent their happi
ness was; but none that we ever
heard of equaled in inventive gen
ius the young pair from Somerville
who borrowed a three-year-old boy
from a neighbor to take along with
them to avoid suspicion.
A Pittsburgh paper says that the
natural gas brought tears to the
eyes of the Mexican editors wl
visiting that city. It reoiiii
them so strikingly of Mexican polj-'
tics.
W. B. ORR & CO.
\re receiving daily additions to th^ir stock oi GENERAL MER
CHANDISE, which is varied and too numerous to itemize. Full
ine of Ladies, Gents and Children’s
SHOES!
Something extra in hand-made, and every pair guaranteed.
DRESS GOODS,
Lawns, Organdies, Nuns Veiling, Cashmere, Berlin Cori, Checks,
Nainsook, Swiss and Mull Muslin, a complete assortment of Cotton-
ades, Checks, Bleached and Brown Shirting and Sheeting.
READY MADE CLOTHING AND HATS,
naking a specialty of them, and they must go. We invite one and
ill to come to see us. Thanking you for past patronage we solicit a
continuance of the same. W". B. ORR & CO.
THOMPSON BROS.
Bedroom, Parlor and Dining Room Fnrnitnre.
Big Stock and Low Prices.
PARLOR AND CHURCH ORGANS
WOOD and METALLIC BURIAL CASES
seplf?- ly
“Orders attended to at any hour day or night.
THOMPSON BROS., Newnan, Ga.
m i o o
PREMIUM BUGGIES
JAMES A. PARKS.
I wish to call public ..ttention to the fact that I am still in the Buggy
Business, and have a *: renter variety instock than ever before. I ais ■
iffer a premium valued at ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS to be distrii
ated with every ten buggies, to lie divided by the purchasers, as agreis
upon by themselves, when the tenth buggy has been sold. J. A. PxiiKd
GLOBE SKATING RINK
Open Three Days and Nights of Each Week.
Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays.
Ladies will have the privilege of skating free of charge eachjBflP
£fi^morning of the above named days. Genfb>mrm_£$y
g^w iW lie excluded from the morning ex-
tWercisesif the ladies desire i>.
Afternoon. .-idmission free, skates 10 cents; nights, lad es fre.-.jyW
fi^gents 1-3 cents, skates 10 centsjgf. '
D. J. HURD, Manager.
BRING US YOUR
JOB WORK!
And r ret it Done in The Latest Styles.
We Guarantee Satisfaction.