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VOLUME XX.
NEWNAN, GEORGIA,' TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6,1885.
NUMBER 51.
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A WOMAN’S CHOICE.
)iV MATT. CBIM.
“Lady Clara Vorodc Vcre.
<»f nic Midi! not win renown)
You thought tobrrak a country heart
Vor pagttiifio ere you went to town.”
Quoted Stephen ik-llair, ■ slowly
find, meaningly. lying full length
jpjt tiie arid gating .dp into
Eliiior THrale’s lovely;, beguiling
qyes, blue as violets, and set in as
fay a face as one could wish to see.
A iitilp haughty flush warmed her
*nino*h cheeks. Why was It this
man dehed her power—held his
heart so safely in his own posses
sion when others were ready ti
fling themselves down at her feetv
He belonged only to the wealthj
flags of farmers, proudly owned In
Wolild n'itbf anything else hut »
farhifr; arid spent at h-ast nim
faionth^ out df every twelve on his
Witi: Hut he wa>i a sbperb looking
fellow; loiig limljed and l>road
Shoiiidered; with dark brown eyes
and hair and mustache of that
warm c.olhr neither red, gold nor
ijrownjhut an odd mixture of all
three.
lie was bronzed, too,and Ills well
shaped muscular hands bore evi
dence of outdoor life, of farm life.
They had met at this lake-aide re-
Wirt,i^nd >IlssThrale had thought
to add him to her liJt of victims be
fore she returned to town to givt
her yout h and beauty for old Velas
co’s diamonds and brown stone pal
ace.
Hut in tire countryman she met
her 'match. Neither her beauty,
grace, nor the art of a finished co-
tjuet CoUld subjugate him. He vex-
hd and thwarted her; and every day
lijs independence; his proud manli
ness took fresh hold on her.
Old Velasco hung aloof, waiting
patiently, serenely confident ot his
ultimate success. Lo.ve in a farm
house, be it ever so handsome and
well appointed, would not suit a
Woman of the world, and one who
loved the gay ways of the world"
like Elinor Thrale.
Hire Was destined to he a loader
In Society; to 3et the fashions, and,
in short; to be his wife, wear hisjew-
bls; fide lii his carriage and rule his
house.
And so not having the fire and
passion of youth, ire droned along
through the days and weeks of the
glorious summer, while Stephen
Bellair walked and talked with Miss
Thrale! varied by moonlight sails
on the lake, or long drives along the
beachroad.
To-day she sat on a rustic bench,
clad in some soft tight stuff, a cool,
lovely picture under the old trees,
and he lay on the grass at her feet,
looking up into her violet eyes, and
the color in her face came andwent
strangely.
Velasco camo out on the hotel ve
randa, saw them out there, ami
strolled across the grass towards
them—a little, withered, insignifi-
eant-looking old man; with yellow
skin ahd shifty black eyes set rather
too Close together.
“I’ll offer them my new team to
lake a drive. Hang the fellow! he
Inight break his neck for aught I
would care,so she returned unharm
ed.
“Excuse me for breaking in upon
your pleasant little tete-a-tete, but I
have a favor to ask of you this after
noon,” he said; rubbing his hands to
gether and smiling quite genially
“A favor; Mr. Velasco?” said Eli
nor, in her softest, and sweetest
tones.
And Stephen set his teetli sharply
together, and from his brown eyes
leaped a strange, lightning flash of
jealous rage. No, he could not
stoop to be jealous of that old man;
then what emotion caused it?
“Yes, a favor, Miss Thrale. 1 have
ordered a new team from the cit y.
Will you and Mr.—ah—Bellair do
me the honor to take the first drive?
“With pleasure; that is, if Mr.
Bellair is willing to forego the com
fort of lying any longer on the
grass ” looking laughingly down at
him.
And he met her glance straightly,
unflinchingly.
“It is my pleasure to serve you
Miss Thrale. I had thought to ask
you to drive with me this evening
<■ j- .>• t-_\ i. h to test this untried
t. :
. I fii at your service. 1
-1 hank you!”
“And I thank you,” said Velasco,
softly. “I particularly desire your
opinion.”
And Elinor had the grace to
blush.
Half an hour later they were roll
ing swiftly down the beachroad, be
hind two showy, fiery-tempered
bays, in a new and costly carriage,
Elinor leaned indolently back on
the silken cushions, with a white
parasol interposed between her fair
ness and the light of the shining
sun.
Stephen kept a firm hand on the
lines, until a sudden whim to drive
look possession of Miss Thrale.
“Give me the ribbons, Mr. Bellair.’*
“I am afraid you can not manage
them. Miss Thfale.”
She iatighed in Soft scHrn.
“You do not know me. Driving
is one of my many accomplish
ments.”
He gave the lines reluctantly to
her.
“Be careful; they are no.t trust
worthy. Let them get the bit be-
;een their teeth, and we may he
found lying in some roadside ditch
with— 1 ’
“Broken necks? How can ‘you
think of such unpleasant things?”
with a half-shudder.
But for the second tirrie in her life
she discovered that if she could not
be conquered^ neither could she con-
iuer. ,
Half a dozen sheep stood huddled
>y the roadside, a harmless sigh'
trough, but one at which Mr. Vel ?
.sco’s horses c'.ioso to take fright.
*. fierce plunge, a snort from dilat
.14 iR-strils, and they Were off like
ie w iuih
A faint cry broke from Elinor’s
.ips, and the fast flying trees swam
1 ./.iiy before her eyes; but .->lie felt
I firm hand take the lilies from her
limp grasp; she heard a fir u, quiet
voice say!
“Hush! he quiet:sit still, anti you
dial I he flhvjed. '
“Do pot think of me, but save
/ourself. It was my fault. I de-
.erve it!” she cried, with biancheu
face and quivering lips.
And he turned, and brown eyes,
in I violet eyes met in a long look,
uid into his »‘ame such.passion, such
.•ndernesi, such lovel Then even
II the face of death, site felt a thrill
d triumph quiver through her. She
aid conquered.
“And what would life be worth to
.ne without you ?” in deep tones,
shaken with fierce emotion;
Not two hours ago he had quoted
i'ennyson’S lines td her; calmly,
coollyj now He WSs, hfcady to pour
out his soul to her; but now he faced
ieatli, and death .must wring the
■ruth from every heart. He leaned
toward tier, with eloquent entreat
ing eyes.
“May I, just once, for my love’s
-ake? It may be death before us.”
And over her face spread a crirn-
•on glow, buLher proud lips were
laised to meet his, and then she
burst into teats;
“Oh, Stephen; forgive me.”
It was not death, though it came
near to it, and Mr. Velasco’s bays
were reeking with sweat and trem.
tiling in every limb, when they
were at last stopped by a party of
farm hands who were returning
from work. Ifyou think these two
young people returned engaged,
and with the day set, you are mis
taken. They were going to the
world again, and though conscious
they could not go back just the
same, Elinor, at least, strove to re
member the claims society had up-
in her. She dried her eyes, she
leaned back cold and silent, dread
ing a proposal now, as much as sht
bad once desired it. Then vanity
prompted her) now she could no;
inderstand the tumult other heart
But she need not have dreaded
further words from Stephen then
1 [is face wore a mure preoccupied
00k, and when they arrived at the
aotei he allowed her to go, only
asking the favor of a brief inter
view some time during the evening.
She knew full well what that
■leant, and went up to her room
tod locked the door against all in
truders, but whatever battles she
fought, never had she looked loveli
er than she did that evening, when
she camo down, dressed iu delicate
reamy laee, a bunch of. cream-
•vhite roses on her breast. Not a
touch of color about her, if we ex
cept her sun-goid hair, her violet
eyes, and the warm hue of her vel
vet-soft lips.
Stephen Bellair saw her as she
oarae across the hall, taw the ugly
little millionaire meet her at the
parlor door, and turned on his heel.
Why need he go through the form
of a proposal ? Could there be any
doubt about her answer ?
Nevertheless, later on he present
ed hirnselt before her. It was a
lovely night; there were idlers on
the promenade. Wjuld she—
She rose and went with him. Vel
asco followed, not too closely, but
with dogged determination, a dull
fire gathering in his eyes. What
did she mean slighting him for that
fellow ?
“I will not be trifled with. I will
make her decide between us to
night. I’ll have my triumph over
him to pay him back for his pre
sumption,” and they had just turn
ed into a deserted walk, when they
c ame face to face with him.
“Excuse me, Miss Thrale, but did
you not promisa me an answer to
1$ very important question this eve
ning?”
She regarded him haughtily.
“I do not remember sueh a prom
ise.”
“Still I must ask you to decide
now, at once. I have been patient;
I have not interfered with your
pleasot-ea this, sunitnetj hot now
you must decide between n>e and
itiis young man.”
She dropped Stephen’s arm, apd
retreated a pace or two from them-
“Yes;" said Stephen, gravely,
“choose between ds. I iov'e yob. I
vil! not offer ynd anything else, for
ihatfllorte must influence you; Cotile
lo me, and i will b'e the Happiest
.nan on earth!" his'qyes afire.
“And I not oriiy orer yon lovejhut
.vealth, power, position—everything
;o make life desirable. No wish
shall be left ungratifled; the world
,vill beat yoilf foot- Think of it,”
said old Yelascd:
She did tiiini* df iti arid 8 few
weeks before She would hat'd I £
navi? hesitated over her accep
tance, but flow sbe looked on' life
lifferently.
That crust of worldly selfishness
tad melted from around her heart.
She looked at the two men in the
livery moonlight—one pasi h^ ,,
outh, with the marks of a reckless
ife on his wBhered face; the other,
oung and noble, a prince among
ie people—her prince, her lover,
Her boson! ltedved j she stretdhC 1
uc her knits to hint, the world and
.1 tempting' glories fdrgdtten.
“Oh Stephen, y >u are my choice l”
And tfle next in unent she was on
Stephen’S Heart, and Stephen’s kiss
es were fallirig' ori her ' brow,’ eyes
■nd lips. |
And Velasco stumbled away, up
iet, bewildered. He had been, so
•onfident of her, so sure he had
■end her aright. It was enough to
laze him to find his judgment so ut
erly at fault.
“Butwhydoyoachoo.se me, Eli-
mr, my queen ?” said S f epHeri, at
.ength. , ... .
And she looked at Him with' tpn-
ter, violet eyes—with soft, burning
•lushes and trembling- lips.
“Because I love you!”
It >vas a marriage that caused a
line days’ wonder among Miss
Thfale’s friends) but, as some one re-
iTiirked:
“When it conies to love; you bah
lot safeiy decide who Will be a wo-
nati’a choice.
A Letter and_a
“f don’t never waste words,”
said old Mr. Brown, *n A bard, driv
ing voice, “and I haint good at let- Mils eyes, or would It be left for the
terwritin’, but I reckon this’n will
ent!”
“It's a pity you wrote it so hard,
father,’’ said his young daughter,
trembling) “it’ll hurt her to the
heart-she didn’t never itiean to bor
row that.1300,• and then eheat you
out of it.”
“She didn’t, eh v Thferi why haln’t
bind letter. Did his child read those
cruel words with the dying light in
stricken husband to be treated to
the short, stern homily;
He went back into the kitchen
where Fanny sat crying over the
telegram. “Lock up the house,” he
said In a hurried way, for fear his
voice would latter; “we’ll go at once.
I’ll hitch up WhBe ye get ready.
And when they had started on their
the money back in my.pooket, safe .‘ long Whey he quite broke down in
" i It- 1 ^..1 Anlllxr.
How To Press Flowers.
Take t sheet of thin cotton hat
ing and lay the flowers carefully
n it, covering them with another
beet and then putting the whole
inder a slight pressure. Sometimes
when the flowers are thick and
•outain a gobd deal of moisture,
put them in fresh cotton the next
lay, and after that do not disturb
hem. But in pressing nearly all
;he small flowers, the cotton
need not he changed at all, and no^
even opened until the flowers are
/reserved. Green leaves and ribbon-
jras.s may be treated in the same
way as the small flowers; they will
<eep their color perfectly. You can
.ften make pretty pictures—flower
pictures—for hanging in the win-
low, by arranging pressed flowers
nd leaves prettily, and laying
tern between sheets of thin glass,
.isten the corners tightly together
ith bits of tin, such as come
,r preserving the corners of books
hen sent through the mail, bind
t ie edges with ribbon, and hang in
be window where you will like
iest to see them.
Painting Shingle Roofs.
There are to be found a few farm-
•rs who paint the roofs of their
mil lings in the f ill belief that
he coating will preserve the shin
ies for a long time. So far as our
xperieuce goes, and it is eonsider-
ble, we believe that whatever is
ised upon wood to preserve it
hould coat both sides of the shin-
rles and also penetrate into the
,ores of the wood.
The Scientific American says
hat more shingle roofs are paint
'd now than ever before in their his-
ory. It is mostly seen in cities
tnd suburban towns, although in
he country it Is by no means rare.
Considerable inquiry has led to the
conclusion that many have their
oofs painted to add to their appear
ance, which in many cases it cer
tainly does, while others labor un
der the impression that the paint
acts as a preservative to the shin
gles. The Jatter are probably right,
provided the paint is renewed as
often as it needs to be— If the roof
is allowed to remain with the paint
partly worn off, the shingles will
not sooner than they would were
they not painted at all. On the
score of durability, however, little
can be gained in the cost of paint
ing.
A good shingle roof unpainted
will last a great many years, and
the expense of painting it a few
times would replace it. One paint
er, who had painted the roof of his
own house, when questioned by a
representative of the Lumberman,
used good logic trom his stand
point. He thought that painting a
roof would add somewhat to its
length of life. “You see,” he said
“that I have painted mine. I do
for myself what I desire to do for oth
ers. If I did not, the influence
would be bad.”
and sound! It’s a year last Christ
inas since she pestered me ’bout it,
and I haiu’t seen hide nor hair on’t
*etj if that haint a clear case
o’ Cheatin’, i-'khhy, i’ll like to know
what ye call It!”
Trie glf-I stopped churning a mo
ment, and tirliied * surreptitious
tear from her eyelid before sue an
swered:
“Cafi it .nothing, father, but bad
luck; when Slstet Mary borrowed
that money to lift the mortgage, 3he
expected to pay it back; but you
know how Brother John was taken
with the rheumatics, and the over
flow caihC and the crop was ruined
and then she couldn’t fufrj that’s all
and God knows it’s enough!”
“Twasn’t rfly faritt.” Snapped her
father, fiercely, as he pounded on
the kitchen table to give vent to
his afighf: “I never put it in the
agreement tb’foWfot overflows,and
rheumatics, andsich like,- and I nev-,
er Would hV lefit her the it it
hadn’t been, for .your Sniffin’ and
pesterin’. And now ye hear, gal, not
anuther dime o’ my earnin’s shall
they ever sme.ll, and I’ll never for
give--^.”
The giH Sbtahg tip from the
yharn Crying; “'No; fatriet; doii’t say
•t—clon’t; don’t say it; father; you’ll
be sorry’ some day wfyen It’s too
late; besides you are a churcn mem
ber, you know!”
“You are right- about that,” said
Mr. BroWh perversely; “I’m a
ehurch member, ahd don’t owe nary
a pfersnh a ted Cent, and the Bible
says, f an eye for an bye; aiid a tooth
fof, a tooth;’ and I’m a going to have
I* K>
He pounded the table b§afh with
his fists, after a fashion he had of
wanting to pound something or
somebody’ when he felt particularly
aggressive. But the sound of his
voice had scarce died away, when
there came a knock at the door, and
one of those iminous yellow envel
opes, marked with the impress of
the liVestern Union Telegraph Com
pany; Was handed in; Mr. BrowD
took it and iooked it oXer in a help
less kind of fashion Hefofe breaking
the seal. “How much to pay,” he
asked the boy, and passed over to
him the change with trembling
hand; though it was characteristic
of the man that even then, with the
knowledge that the telegram must
contain terrible news, he was care
ful to count the dimes as they drop
ped back into his pocket. t)h, those
cruel telegrams! Do the company
ever remorsefully count the break-
ng hearts that are left in the wake
of their messengers? Mr. Brown
was a hard man, and loved his mon
ey-bags over well, but somewhere
beneath the rough outward crusts
there was an abiding affection for
his children that needed something
like the stirring of the soil around
the violet-beds, to loosen the selfish
bonds, and give his loVe a human
voice. And when he read these
words, “Mary died this evening;
come at once,” a great sudden an
guish filled his breast, and silently
handing the dispatch to Fanny, he
walked from the kitchen and shut
himself up in his own room, where
years before death-had made sun
dry visits. He did not cry out or
fall, or make any sign that he was
griefstrieken, but he was hurt to thp
soul, and a great remorse made him
sick and faint. He had never put it
in the agreement about sickness,
overflows, and bad crops, as he had
said: neither had he “put it” that
Mary, in her young blooming ma-
tronhood days, should die—his first
born! How could he bear it? and it
was ail the harder because of the
cruel words he had uttered while
she lay dead at home. Did he say
he would never forgive her—did he
really—really say that? Fanny had
tried to stop him, and brought it to
his mind that he was a “churc-h
member” and a Christian.' As if a
father ought to be merely a Chris
tian to his own child. Why hadn’t
he given her the money? Might
have done so five times over and
never missed it. And the old man
groaned remorsefully, as with these
thoughts in his heart, his gaze wan
dered over the great fields where
the cotton would soon be a shim
mering, fleecy sea, bringing new
treasure to his hoarded gains, and
making no heart happy'save his
own.
Those few, poor, stunted acres of
John’s and Mary’s! Swamped by
the overflow last spring, stock
drowned, and John, wading waist
deep, fighting with the waters, laid
up with the rheumatics.
Supf>ose he had given’em a thous
and dollars!
Ob, the sting of remembering evil
talking over th‘c ifwd telling
Fanny little things here and there
that no one would have supposed he
had remembered.
“Mary was allurs a dutiful da’ar-
ter,” he said, putting into broken
sentences the grief and remorse
that overwhelmed him; “after her
ma died, and she wasn’t knee-high
to a duck; she was like a second
parent to the little Uns? missed ’em
through the measles, and When
they was well, took it herself, and
laid es efuiet on the b ed for fear o’
giving trouble as if “he warn’t a
child.”
He didn’t tell her of how, when
the second Mrs. Brown was install
ed as mistress, Mary became the
drudge and maid-of-ali work, and
was nurse to half-doifert more little
tirorVnS; who,- like their mother, rul
ed her with a fad of iron. Nor of
Mary’s marriage with a sturdy,
yonng fellow, who, for the lack of a
little tirtffely help, and the pressure
of u large family, Was kept with his
nose to the perpetual grindstone.
He did not telt trow Mary pinched
and worked, and sat up" HI! late
hours, and siruggled to help her
family, until in consequence of doc
tor’s bills and babies, and poor crops,
John was forced to give a mortgage
011 his liousV When Her father might
have lilted them out of (heir pover
ty. He might even have given
them a better libriVef the oldest in
habitant could not remember yhen
the ugly ramshackle affair had been
built. Some ancient ancestors had
put upaconple of rooms, then ad
ded on a few more, until, what with
patching rtftd propping tip, -John’s
inheritance was SO Offense to the
eye. Mr. Brown thought bitterly of
all this through the long Journey.
Too late- toe late, seem'cc? Written
in wonlR of fire on every tree and
shrub. At last the house was in
-ight; a poor, miserable a place
enough, but now, in the month of
June, sweet with climbing roses
and honeysuckle that the mistress’s
hand had trained to the porch.
“Whoro-o, Dandy.” The children
ivere in the yard ; with a shdtitthev
1 an to the gate; arid, as the old horse
stopped, somebody rushed down the
steps, and with a cry, “Why father
why Fanny,” Mary in her famous
clean calico and apron, and cheeks
like roses, with the pleasure aud
excitement of the visit, was in her
ather’s arms—her father who held
her as he had never done before,
and kissed Her with the tears run
ning down his face.
“My child,” he said presently,
“you were dead, and are alive again.
Thank God!”
“Why, father?” questioned Mary
again, “what on earth is the mat
ter ?” And she looked with frighten
ed gaze at her sister, vaguely won-
lering if her father were stricken
with some sudden Insanity. For
answer, Fanny drew out the tele
gram from her pocket, and gave it
to Mary.
‘It’s all a wonderful mistake,”
exclaimed the elder woman, glanc
ing it over, and hugging father and
sister excitedly again. “We have a
neighbor, Mrs. Mary Harris, who
lied last evening; she has a brother
living somewhere near you, by the
way, his name is Brown—Richard
Brown—your name, father. They
carried you the telegram instead of
him. What a pity he wont hear of
it, so as to get thereto the burying.
And so, between hysterical sobs
and smiles, and everybody talking
at once, and asking questiors that
00 one dreamed of answering, they
went in under the bower of roses
and honey-suckle, and presently
John hobble-I from the field on
crutches, and the story was told
over again.
And when Mary slipped out into
tiie kitchen to get an early supper,
old Mr. Brown followed here and
there, and she was folded tight in
her father’s arms again, while the
tears streamed down both their
faces. It was as if she had been
raised from the dead.
“My child,” whispered the old
man, “I hain’t been the best of fa
thers to ye; I ha’shut my eyes and
my heart when I ought to ha’ been
the one to help ye; never ye mind
’bout that money; don’t ye say one
word’bout it, and we’II knrek this
old rattletrap down to-morrow, and
Fil show you how to build a house!”
And so he did and a very comfor
table house it was, where John did
not haVe to stoop when he went in
and out of doors. And would yon
lielieve it? The letter, all the more
liarsb lor being so brief, hever did
reach its destination. Old Mr.
Brown’s ehirography was of a very
inferior sort, aud the postmaster
• uMit’i p-tile :uiiires .
iuch us he desired to *lo; then lli-
•t.ter was forwarded In the D -m
, -it.-r Ofii o at Washington and ii
ie time was returned to M
irown, who quietly and sat is Tuet < 1-
consigned it to Die flames.
HlMOKiH S.
Teacher—And wl*:«t comes after
’? You do, to see iny sister Ann
•Iaria.
Sam, why am do hogs <ie most in-
etligent folks in de world?—Be-
ause (ley noseebery ting.
Four boxes govern the world—the
•artridge box, the ballot-box, the
•ill-box, and th*e band-hox.
Flow admirable ar,: thy Works, O
Nature! An ordina-v woman’s
waist is 30 inches round; an ordi
nary man’s arm is 30 inches long.
A little boy W10 sat beside a
an who had been eating Limber-
ger cheese, turned to his mother
and exclaimed: “Mama, how J
wish I Was'deaf and dumb in my
nose !’’•
“I don’t mean to reflect on you
?aid a course would-'ie wit to a man
whom be had insulted. “No,” was
the reply, “yob’re not pmshed
enough to reflect on anybody.”
A Journal advertises thus: Want-
d, a modern youag lady’s fore
head. Tiie editor, not having seen
one for several years, is willing to
pay a fair price tor a glimpse at tin
genuine' old article,
“Oh dear!” sighed Mrs. P., with
a toothache, “can’t people be born
without teeth?” “If you will reflect
a moment, ray dear ’ replied Mr.
P., “you will he coil vioi.e>- that such
is the fact.”'
.5 me . e.-vant genius has calcu-
ated th.it in the United States
here is one cow to every four pco-
>!e. It is believed that the same ra
tio exists in fashionable society,
.h*-rt? being a calf to ever four
voungmen. v
"Aurtt Esther was trying to per-
uade little Eddy to retire at sunset
ising as an argument that the little
•liickens went to roost at that time.
‘Yes,” said Eddy, “but then, Aunty,
bo old hen always goes with them.”
A lightning experiment: Dig-
,y has heefi workiug hard at It-al-
.an all Winter and resolves to try
11 a riewfy arrived emigrant—
‘Pariate Itaftarib, Signor?” Emi
grant—“Arrah! Now What are ye
;iven’us?”
It was at the close of the wedding
breakfast. One of the guests arose
tnd, glass in hand, said: “I drink
•o the health of the bridegroom.
May he see many days like this.”
The intention was good, but the
bride looked up as if something had
lisplesteed Herb
“Look heah', Thomas Jefferson,
iis heah’s a nice time fo’ you to be
xett'n’ home!” growled Aunt Polly,
as her boy came in long after mid
night “Oh! g’long!” retorted
Thomas. “You dunno nuftin’ habn’t
yo* nebber beam dat de darkey’s
.lour Is jes’ befu’ day ?”
“You c'ari^t add different things,”
said a school teachet- “If you add a
sheep and a cow together, it doe;
,-iot make two sheep and two cows. 1
A little boy, the son of a milkman j
held up his hand and said: “That
may do with sheep or cows, but if
you add a quart of water to a quart
• if milk, it makes two quarts of
milk. I’ve seen it tried.”
“And you say you are innocent of
:hc charge of stealing a rooster,
from Mr. Jones?” asked an Arkan
sas judge of a meek prisoner. “Yes
sir, I am innocent—-as innocent as a
ahild.” “You are confident that you
lid not steal the rooster from
Mr. Jones?” “Yes, sir, and I can
prove it. I can prove that I didn’t
-teal Mr. Jones’ rooster, judge, be-
i-atise I stole two hens from Mr,
Garston the same liignt, and Jonep
lives five miles from Garston’s.’
The proof is conclusive,” said the
judge, “discharge the prisoner.”
Intimate with ’em.—The other
lay a pompo us little fellow at •-
linner table was boasting (I
great men wi th whom he v. us . n
mtimate terms. He v. in eon-
■itant correspondence • with Long
fellow, had lunch ,i with Tenny
ion, was in fri»-!;.!: .• relations with
the Prince of Wan--, and, in short,
anew everythi: g and everybody.
At length a quiet ino:. idual at the
farther end of the room roke in on
he conversation with •••m quea-
:ion, “My! dear sir, did j • u happen
.0 know the Siamese 1..- whei
he.v were in this country?” • >ur
lero, who evidently had a tab
or lying, but no real geni-is, at one
eplied; “The Siamese 1 wins, sir'.
Yes, sir. I became very intimaii
vith one of them, but I never hau
the good fortune to meet ihe other.”
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