About The Sandersville herald. (Sandersville, Ga.) 1872-1909 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 1, 1891)
w-*' ODELL WHITE (or $16. is o*n tx>ao* UAMD O! >ratqx Trl •M prepared or approval COLLATERAL pai MaatBoUt# IM/RTend from Ur** %v M * »• apey.- •* W v ITvans Evans, f a IBM until you ATLANTA, CfL nh* Arm i* ftp* 'Toe und*rsif#*d- nra in showing <$« . )i*no» (.nil dloUr* If yon vfcd. WMYfitC. Man! ouied cured I also ktjovv a little girl who has only one face, which is always as sweet as a peach, ami never sweeter than when she is at home, oyot itt\ ttftcliera, and I he ever iuorensing numbers of pupils wbioh it eniolls are a pledgeol its future sucoess. Latin, Greek, Froocb, German, bpaniah, all branches of an English education, Music, 4 rt , Elocution, 4c., are all embraced in its curriculum. Tuition for Spring Term $7 00; for Fall Term $5.0Q. B* yon waut an orgun, a piano, oornot vial the, guitar or other cji,Qslf>»! instrument? Ii you ouu order from the great southern ■ usio Z/ouee of Lndden & Hates, through . 'editor of tlic Unarm, their agent here, tbs goods at Savannah prices, t and her estate bad not increased in value the mother wants her to ho as useful as discrepancy iu the figu.es would be she oan and help her. I think j even greater The showing will ma> need scarcely ask you which of these teriallv enter into u« betterment [little girls you HUe best, or which of paloulations, if indeed Ih^'^ishUora SQi^r*tempered, cross, dyspeptic in- should take Dr. J. H- MeLesu’a, Jjoard uiay be hod la the boat of families at from $10 to $12 50 permooth. T * ■ ■ ■* “ ’ - k ■ ' * W > • rj & ■*./* ' rfRIWBIUf UtUse X SANDERSVILLE, GEORGIA. JANUARY 1. 1891. fji' |er»W 4 WM. PARK, Ed. & Trop’r. 3LDBHT PAPER IN THI8 8EOTION OF GEORGIA CMTAItljISIlKD IN 1CMI. BUB8C1UPTION PRICE. Bee Copt One Year $1.00 ii •• Six Months..,-. 50 (.labs of Ten One Year 7.60 < " Six '* " 6.00 If not paid in advance the prioe will be for 60 Miiornl at the frmtlfreville poetqfflce as *«o- fnd elate tnail mattm- May 0, 1880. ^BUSINESS CARDS ft. W. H. Whitaker, DENT 1ST Sandersville, Ga. TKIUHH $'ASH. Offloe 2d story of Pringles Clock on ■avnes Street daa. 7. 18F®—tf a _ L I*RKIH. —II— a. T. IUWXIW08. HARRIS & RAWLINGS, attorneys at law, lAXnilKMVILIilf, - • - «A. Will practice in all Ibe court* of Middle Circuit. Prompt attention given to bnclnes*. Office in the middle room on westore side sf Coart House SANDERSVILLE, OA ■tr 29, '80- ly I t. F.VANS. a. O. «va«s, JR EVANS & EVANS, Attorneys at Law, 8ANDER8V1LLE, GA Ofllce in North-East corner of Conrt House. ,spill, 1888—tf ArriTitl of Trains at No. IS, U. H. R Sf Dai Passknoxx TnAit. abiiivm 11:35 i. u Daws pax " “ " 12.21 r. u Sp Night 11 " •' 1:17 a.m. 1 own Night" “ 8A5UE11SVII l.F. 4 TEK511.LE TRAIN. To take eff* , 20th, 1600. L**s» Sandersville 11:30 a. m. Arrive Teunilla 11:46 •• Leave Tennille 1:10 r. m. Arrive SanderHVille 1:25 “ Leave Handeraville 8:00 " Arrivs i'eunille 8:16 “ heave Tennille., 4:00 •• Arrive Wanderer ill iv - 4:15 •• ••If 1 Train on Sundsya. J. I. IRWIN, 8npL l». * T. nntl IF. & W. 1C. Kontl Seliediilri. To take eflvot Jnn.28tb, lbbO. Leave Tennille 6:00 a. ai. 1:36 p. tn Leave WrigMaville... .0:06 a. m. 2:80 p m. Atrlva Dublin 8:15 a. m. 3:06 p.m. Leave Dublin 8:25 a. m 4:05 p. in. Arrive et Terr tile 11 00 ». m 0 30 p m A FULL SET, 6 volume* of that splendid werk for minister* and W. S. tcaobcru, the Qvmprehemdve Commentary, for sale at the Office. StlElilHI.i:. August»,Hibson & Snndemillo RIl. In Effect March 25th, 1890, Daily,—Sundays Excepted. No. 1, A. M. I No. 2, A. M. l.v Sftiidoraville.. 4.15 | Lv Augusta 6.15 Lv Wartime 4 44 | Lr Gibson. . . .10.42 Lv Gibson G.65 j Lv Warthon ..12.21 Ar Augusta 2.16 | Ar SauderavilleLOO No. 3 p. m. | No. 4 p. m Lv Sanderarilla. .2.10 | Leave Anguata.4.00 Lv Wartben 2 52 | Lv Gibson 7.20 Lv Gibson 4 31 j Lv Warthon. ...8.31 Ar Augusta 8.05 | Ar Sandersville. .0.00 SUNDAY ONLY. No. 5 a.m. | Nd. 0 A. M. Lv Handersville.. 6 35 I Lv Augnsia. . .8 15 Lv War then 0 06 | Lv Gibsou .... 11.33 Lv Oilman 7.10 | Lv Warthen. . .12.44 Ar \uguata 10.80 No. 7 P. M. Lv Sandersville ..2.45 Lv Wartime 3.10 Lv Gibson 4.27 Ar Angneta 7.45 Clone oonneotions North, Eaet and West at Angueta. Connection via S. A T. Railroad with t'entral and branobea at Sandersville. U M. MITCHELL. free. and O. M. Ar Handersville 1.16 No. 8 Lv Augusta ... .3 30 Lv Gibson 0.48 Lv Warthen .. . .8.00 Ar Sandersville 8.30 NHuuliilc—Noilth St North Hound Over the Central llailroatl of (icorjria Rat ween Sandersville, Gordon, Maoon, Mil- ledgcville, Eatonton, Millen aud Savannah. NO.IO, IN,EFFECT, JULY 5th. 1800. (Standard ’lime, 00th Meridian.) SANDERSVILLE A TENNILLE U K. Lv Suudereville 11,45 Ar Sandersville 1.26 Ar Tennille 12 00 Lv Tennille 1 10 CENTRAL RAILROAD Uotwuen Tennille and Maoon. North llonnd. Lv Tennille..... 12.65 a m 11.23 a tn Ar Gordon 2,15 a m 12.38 p tn Ar MacoB. 3.05 a m 1.20 p m Ar Milledgeville 2 45 pm Ar Eatonton 4 15pm Sontb Bound. Ar Tennille 12.60 pm 1.45 am Lv Gordon..., 11.38 am 12.20am Lv Maoon....* 10.00am 11,30 pm Lv Milledgeville 0,40 a tn Lv Eatonton 8.20 am Between, Tennille and Savannah, South Bound. Lv Tennille 1.45 am 1.15 pm Ar Millen 3.60 a m 8.10 p m At Savannah 6 30 a m 5.65 p m North Bound. Lv Savannah 0.40am 8.10 pm Ar Millen 0.20 a m 10.40 p m Ar Tenuillo 11.23 a m 12.65 a m For further information relative to sched ules, ticket rales, best routes, etc., write or call upon J. I. IRWIN, Supt. 8. A T. R. R. Handersville, Go. W. 0. MATTHEWS, Agt 0 R. U. Tennille, Ga. or to E. O. CHARLTON, Gen. Pass. Agent, U. U. DILL. Superintendent O. U. K. J. C. SHAW, Trnv. Pass. Agent, Savannah, Ga. IT WILL PAY YOU THE FARMERS’ALLIANCE. BETHLEHEM. What Hon. Allen D. Candler Thinks A Christmas Ceremony in the Vil- of the Situation and the Prospect. ' l&ge Where Christ was Born. i Tbo following is u .1. Roriptiou of n From the New York Morning Journal. Christinas Chromotiy in tlio village of No movement having a hearing on'Bethlebom, where Christ was born, the politics of the day has ever as- The writer says at tl.in season visi- earned such proportions in bo ehort tors to Jerusalem fiml one road very a time as has the farmers’ movement, much used. It is a broad caniage in the United States. jroad, aud you go down into the val- \ smtvll cloud, no larger than alloy from the Joppa gito, then up man’s baud at the inauguration of tbo last presidential campaign, so small indeed as not only not to affect DaBt the Bishop Gobat School, ou southward toward a village that covers the summit of v high hill >o d but not oven to attract the notice of the honees cling to each other about the two dominant political parties, it'its sides has grown aud sproad and darkened tilt it overeproads the whole political d horizon and arouses the gravoBt «p prehensions of the leaders ou both sides. Nor are these apprehensions groundless This movement of the tillers of the soil is the legitimate outoome of a pernicious system of financial legislation, which lias pro- vailed for nearly thirty years—a system which has imposed onerous taxes, fostered monopolies and de pleted the currency until it has well nigh destroyed the calling of thefar mer. That tho millions of farmers and farm laborers should rebel against such a systom is not astonishing. They will succeed in securing redress, provided they are gov erned by wise counsels, and not led into chimerical schemes and financial heresies by loaders whose ambition for place or pelf is stronger than their patriotism and loyalty to the true pnnoiples of the reform in which they have engaged. But the just and proper demands of their or der, a mere abundant oarrency, low er tariff taxation, free and unlimited ooinago of silver the destruction of the national bank monopoly and all other monopolies built np and foster ed by,the present system, can nevor be attaiued through the republican party, for that party is responsible tor all If yon contemplate making a trip to any poiut North, South, Eaat or West, aud wish to iborotu'bly acquaint youreelf with the ratoB before starting. How iar is it? What does it oust to get there? eto. TO WRITE TO ME. I will at all times cheerfully furnish, free of charge, any information desired. Those wishing to form themselves into private ex cursion parties will be visited if desired, and auy information cbeerlully given. To Ladies and children, end ibOM traveling without escort, I will give lelu-i » le:he Con ductors en-route, who will see. Ihet" safely through, and render any assistance possible for their comfort aud welfare. For ticket ratoa, ways, guide books and schedules, or any information, do not hesitate lo command me. No trouble to be accommodating. J. C. SHAW, Trav. Pass. Agent, Central Railroad of Georgia. _ Savannah, Ga. IJ ttl.i THKO.MARKW ALTER, Manufacturer of Granite & Marble Monu ments and Statuary, OUR A WEEK »ClubSystem\ ttwhlle inconvenient ] to the buyer ns nny H Instalment system, i$ | j xuholtial* spot cash ^system to us. Tbc ( LIKENESS GUARANTEED. Importer Direct. Contractor for Building Stone. Agent for CHAMPION IRON FENCE CO. Th* Beet in the World All Work Guaranteed. 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That party is the natural friend aud ally of tbo farmer. Every cardi nal principle of the order of the Farmers’ Alliance ia a democratic principle—old as democracy itself. "Equal and exact, justice to all, spe cial privilages to none,” is a cardinal dootrine of democracy. Opposition to monopoly, opposition to a purely protective tariff, opposition to a na tional bank, free and unlimited coin age of both gold and silver, aud the limitation of the taxing power of the government to the actual demands of its honest, economic administra tion are no new dogmas in the demo cratic creed. All true democrats, as well as all trne Alliancemon, believe in them as they believe iu the Decalogue. By united action the democracy and tho Alliance can accomplish allthat cith er ought to require and enough to restore prosperity to the country By separate action tbo Alliance will lose its opportunity, wasto its stren gth aud soon pass into oblivion. Allen D. 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Om $43.00 Itnll- 1 ond Watch i* especially constructed for the most exacting use, and 19 the best Rail road Watch made, Open Face or Hunting. All thess prices ar<) cither all cash or inclub*^ 81.00 a WOOke AnAJa* Welch Insulator olvm free teitH eath Wetc*. * ‘ ib Co 1 Mtls lice is Ce’i Owe (■ildlee 004 WAtllOT IT. MtllAOA, PA. Aoent* Wanted, Alin Watch Insulator, $1.00 A p<-feclprol«olloo aialuel iu*cn*tlm. FUuneWaick B«nl by mall on rwoetp* |0 r prtoo. (CT w * r, j* t t9 an V Commtreiei 4g$a*||i GORDON INSTITUTE Barnesviile, Ga. Spring Term Begins Monday, Jan 13th, 1890. Never in tlio history of ihe Stato hnve tho oeople of Georiiiii had better fsoilities nnd ubeaper rains for edooatinR their sons end daughters thuu »re now offered by this pop ular institution- It stauds coufessedly the best preperntory subool iu tho state, sud its repotstion for thoroughness, tho record Of its dunils »t home und abroad, theeompeten- A LITTLE GIRL WITH TWO FACES. I heard a strange story the other day. It was of a little girl who had two faoes. When she is dressed up in her best clothee, when some friends are expeoted to oome to tea, or when she is goiug out with her mother to eall ou some neighbors, she looks so bright and sweet and good that you would liko to kiss her. With a nice white dress on, aud per haps a blue sash, and pretty little shoes, she expects her mother’s friends will say: "What a little dar ling!" or "What a sweet face, let me kiss it!” And so she always has nice smile on her face, and when Hhe is spoken to she says, "Yes, urn’ am,” ‘‘No, ma’am,” when she ought, and "Thank you,” very sweetly, when anything is given her. But, do you know, when she is alone with her mother, and no com pany is expected, she does not look at all like the same little girl. If she cannot have what shejyould like, or do just what she wishes, she will pout, and scream, aud cry, and do one would ever think of kissing her. There aro all sorts people ou the road. Many wa k, some lend donkeys, on which their children ride in two great bask is, and some spur ou their horses au.I almost ridn down the weary foot passengers. But tho Russian nobie and the tall, litho Abyssinian iost e each other along the road to Bethlehem. Up through tho uari >w strents in to tho groat square, the city market place, thoy go and disappear through a low, heavy door that (mens in the great wall opposite. Then under Homo arches below the convent, they find tho way that lends them into the church. Perhaps it is only sunset now, but peoplo are gathering, and long be- foro midnight the church ia filled with a tired but eager audience The priests move to and fro silently in their long gowns, sweeping about here and there, placing caudles, changing lights, bringing fresh iu- oen-ie. But near midnight they com mence to light the candles, hnndreds and hundreds of them, and then the monks from the convent come and begin to siog the Christmas service Sood the priest, with glittering, gold embroidorod robes,comes in and the midnight service is begun. Prayer follows hymns and reading again and again. TLo sacraments are blessed, aud thin goes on before the waiting crowd for four hours. Then they disporso, having only seen a sorvice and joined in tho responses ol a few prayers and hymns. A True-Story. Some years ugo thorn was a widow iu charge of a light house, on the coast of Eutland. She was a Chris tian lady. The congregation to whioh she belonged was engaged in missionary work, and she wanted to help along the cause. But she had very little money. Those who visit ed the light-house often gave her a little for showing them through it. Could she spare any of this m ney? After thinking over it sho made up her mind to set apart Mimday us a missionary day. Hhe rosolved to give to this work all the money re ceived from her Monday visitors. The next Monday she would begin. Monday came. No visitors came iu the forenoon. In tho afternoon good-looking gentleman arrived, act! wished to soo the light house. She took him all over it. When he was going away ho thanked her for her kindness, aud slipped something iuto her hand. And after ho was gone she opened her hand and was sur prised to fiud a coin equal to about five dollars. This was more than Bhe had ever received from a visitor before. It was a largo sum of money for her to have. She thought of oome things she needed that she oould buy with it. She b- gan to question whether she ought to give away so much money. Hhe spoke to her neighbors, and they told her to give a small part to the church and keep the rest. But she did not feel satisfied to do thai. She resolved to give all to the Lord, just as she had agreed to do. The next day a lady, with her dunghter came in a huuds'ome car riage, and wished to see the light house. They spoke very kindly to the widow, and when thev left the lady buDded the little girl something to give to the poor womau. When tho visitors were goub she fouud that it was uu less than one hundred dollars. The Indy wa* the Duchess of Kent, and the .laughter was Vic toria, tho preseut Queen of Rogluod. FULL OF PERIL. VALUE OF THE STA L’E R0\D TheExamiuers in Their Report Put’ it at $6,364,932. Atlanta, Ga., Deo. 19- The ap praisers appointed undeF the lease act completed their labors to-day and filed their leport in the execu tive office. Tho total value of the state road property is $G,364.932 62. j The iieese commission of 1888 gave a total valui tion of $6,604,139 The falling off is accounted for by the re duced cost of rolling stock today over two years ago, and if the real estate had not increased iu value the iu the figu.es would be The showing will ma- V ('liter inlo the betterment An Agonlrinit ASventnro In s (aid Mina Shaft That Scan-it Two Mm. About as tight a plane m I ever got into, said a Comstock miner, wm some years ug<> at the old Empire shaft, Gold Hill. Mywdf and another man were down in the shaft for the purpose of trimming it np, os tho swelling ground was squeezing tho sides and it was a good deal out of shajio. We wero not on a cage, but simply-on a platform of planks, with ropes going up from the comers to tbo main cable, which was of hemp. When wo reached a tight place in tho shaft wo stopped end trimmed out the guides, then went on till another such place was miched. Atone point, having given the signal to lower, we went down some distance, when we finally stuck. We reached for tho liell rope to give tho signal to stop, but we found that it had wound round a nail somo distance above, and we oould uot use it. TIkj engineer knew nothing of our trouble, and continued to lower away. There woe no station near, and on all sides rose the smooth walla of tin shaft, leaving us suspended over tho horrible chasm. Down upon us came the heavy etfbhj. We feared every moment that tho plat form would turn over or would be pros ed through the tight)place and drop from under ns. All wo could do was to get hold of the eablo and keep the coils of it under our feet ns it came down. Should the platform turn over or drop from un der us we might bo able to save our Mven by hanging ou to the cable. We shouted up the shaft till we were hoarse, but no one heard our cries, and steadily dowu rarnio the cablo, causing ns grout tronhlo to keep on top of its coils. Wo felt that tho great weight must soon start the platform, when both would most likoly lie hurled to tlio bot tom of tbo shaft. Ftualiy, to our great relief, tho cable coaeod to descend. For a long time we waited in suspense, not knowing what, would be the next move of thoeo above. At last, however, we heard tho voioo of a man ehouting down to us from the nearest station above. Wo explained our perilous position In a few words, and at length tbo great cable began to crawl slowly np tbo shaft again. Still, being afraid the jJatfonn would give way, we wero obliged to keep hold ot tho rope and danco about on the coils as thoy unwound. It was n tedious business, aud was all the time tho matter of tho toss of a cent whether we got out alive or went teethe bottom; hut at lust the platform tight ened np under us nml we began to as cend. Our work was over then and we felt safe. Ou arrival at the surface wo found that the engineer hud concluded that we wero going too far, and haltfcig or stopping his engine had sent a man down to tho station to find oat if any thing had gone wrong. L may have been in more dangerous places in the mince, but woe never in a place where the danger lasted so long, and all tho time up to fever heat. It was too long a time for any man's hair to stand on ond.—Now York World. Need of I'nre Air. In public halls and vehicles the oppres sion of foul air is insupportable and amounts to direct poisoning of tho en feeblod organ. A heart seriously weak ened, if kept in pure, warm air, fed with delicate, nourishing food and kopt from fatiguo and mental strain, will regain strength as naturally as we get rest from sleep. It has groat recuperative powers. But a half hour in the mephitic air of a traveling car or a public liall does more to make recovery impossible than almost any other cause mentionablo. This is a matter which more thun ever deserve* to bo pressed upon the attention of rail way companies, to whom the mass of our people must trust their lives and health for a share of their dayB quite long enough to injure both. The risk of accident by train is not hall bo great as the certainty of imbibing virulent poison from one to two hours daily in unventilated cars. A sanitary commission is needed to set tho strict, un biased facts of the matter before railway managers.—Shirley Dare in Now York Herald. Training tbs Kjrs, Another exerciso consists in moving about in curves a goblet filled to withiu an eighth of an inch of the top with wa ter. Grasp the goblet by the stem and describe figures with the hand and arm very slowly. Tho eyo becomes fixed upon the goblet, and the mind is inter ested and concentrated. Where there is lack of mental and nerve poiso there is a corresponding absence of poise in the •ye, and any practice, no matter how simple it may seem, which fixes the at tention of the eye has an effect upon the mind and nerves.—Mabel Jenness in Jennces-Miller Magazine. Waterproof Pasteboard. A very good waterproof pasteboard may bo obtained by giving the paste board a thin coating of the following mixture: Four parts of slaked lirno, three parts of skimmed milk, with a very- little alum. A soft brush should be used in applying the mixture and the pasteboard be left to dry thoroughly be fore using.—Philadelphia Record. TREATING SICK DOGS. HOW A SPECIALIST PRE8CRIBI FOR AILING CANINEa 1U* Cn*U>m«rs Ar* Mostljr, If Not V Among tb. Wealthy—People Overfi Their I>og*—Point* on When to l->etl nnd What to Give tho Animal.. * of purifying the blood eao- iftd, for without pur* blood - good health. .nearly every on* need* • > purify, vitalize, and eurloh *e ask you to try Hood"* Sarsaparilla. It strengthen* and builds up tlio system, Ue, and tones the digestion, t*a dlseaM. The peculiar .proportion,'and preparation • rcmi-dlc* used giv* t* STnoTo Itself a such a record of wondering tv* made up your mind to Mfllta do not be Induced to Hitoad. It is a Peculiar worthy your confidence. MB* Is said by all druggists. Mood A Cc., Lowell, Mas*. am One' Dollar & “Yos, I’m a doctor now," sold a bifd fancier to a reporter, as ho dropped-!* capsule Into tho open mouth of a builj dog he had between his knees. “Yea, air," he continued, patting tha dog, ‘Tm a real doctor now: that is, M faros dogs nnd birds go. Can I cut* them if they are nick! Well, yon ju»$ • ] try mo. Never lost a patient yet, and J, some of my cures are marvelous. It pay? Well, I Just reckon it doe*. Do you see that Imll dog? His liver iu out; of order, and it will take just three day* to cure him. At $1 a visit and one visit-, a day that makes $3—not bad for curing, » dog’s diseased liver, eh?" "Is $1 your regular fee?" returned the scribe, taking a seat on n box of daf biscuits. ^ "That’s my visitingfeo. Of Bourse, if I take tho deg here with me the owner has to pay board for it “Surgical operations? Bless your soul, we have plonty of that sort of work. It was only Monday that I amputated • dog’B taiL But that’s nothing; we cut Utils off every day or bo. It’s a society fail, you know, to have dogs with short tails. Then jvo clip terriers' ears, but there's not much sldll in that. You would lAtigh if you could see some of tha ladies who bring dogs here to have their tails cut Thoy go on terrible, and if the pnrp happens to yell, which, of course, it does, thoy stop up their ears and rnu augy.” ONH OP MANY CASKS. "Do you allow people to soo you at work?" "No, not gonernlly; but when fine ladies come down nothing wil but they must sco everything. W hero cornea one now. Just listen. “Good morning, Mrs. IL How’s jvor dog today?" "Oh, doctor, Toodles ia awful I Didn't sleep all night and forsook his milk and bread this morning. Please see what you can do for him!” The dog was passed over. It was • fat png—eo fat. tn fact, that it could hardly walk. Yet it carried Its iiedigreUQ tail in thoroughbred style from without a velvet coat which encircled .the dog'* body and was fastened underneath with tiny pink bows. The dog doctor squeezed the pup’ll throat and out came his tongue. “The dog’s bilious,” said the doctor, ■with a knowing wink. "You’ve bora feeding him on candy.” “Just a tiny bit, doctor. Oh! say heftl get welll” The doctor looked thoughtful a mo ment and continued: “Yee, I can cure him, but if he get* over this take my advice and don't git* him any more sweets." “I'll never do it again, doctor. Will 1, TootUes?" appealing to the dog. “Then take this box of capsules an* giv* him one three times a day. Wait, I’ll give him onejuow, and yon oan how 1 do it” Taking tho dog between his legs the doctor pressed his knees about its nook and opened its mouth. Then taking a capsule in his mouth he dropped it down the dog’s throat, way out of sight. “I can novor do that in tho world, doctor,” said the lady despairingly. “Can't you do it in-any other way?" “You might put it in a piece of meat, but my way is tho best. ” ii Tyr* rttiteil to do s* aohin*. ITY with DURABIIs OF OPERATION— oo*l of repairs than boa no ink ribbon ta It i* neat, sahsUnflaL and ndspud to »fl Lilt* a printing pro** wn, Lagibl* Maun- ole* oan b* mail* air. ‘Lawy*r*, mluisl*r%‘ OianaUotqrars, hniluag ill* a hatter inTattmnbf •nun “IU try the meat way first. Ilow mucin-. : doctor?" ' “Ono dollar, please, and twenty-five cents for the medicine." “Myt how reasonable you are. Our family doctor charges me $2 each visit and tho medicine always costs about $1.'' So handing tho fee over she departed with Toodles in her arms. HOW TO FEKD DOGS. “They are tho people we make a living off of," said the doctor as soon as sho wi out of sight “She overfeeds her dog In. the first plaoo aud stuffs him with cake aud candy. A bull dog couldn't stand such treatment. The result is the dog gets sick. Can you blame him? You'd get sick yourself. And if ho isn't treated at onco he dies. Dogs should bo fed but twice a day—a light breakfast and I hearty dinner. “Puppies should not be fed oftenA*- but in either case never overfed. It no! only makes the dog lazy but sick. Meat should never be given to puppies. It gives them distemper. A large bona now and then, however, is beneficial, os it aids teething, nnd when broken up and swallowed aids digestion. Soma people think a good plateful of meat is all a dog requires. Wrong again. Show mo n dog brought up on meat und I’ll venture to say ho is worthless. Hard Line*. Aspirant—What must I do to succeed in literature? Great Writer—Mako a name for your self. Aspirant—But how can 1 make a name for myself? Great Writer—By succeeding.—Mun- sey’s Weekly. Thin Couldn't Hnvo Happened Last Year. Mrs. Bingo—I wonder what makes mo feel so uncomfortable? Mr. Bingo—Judging by the fruitloes search I made in the bureau drawer this morning, I should say you had on one of my shirts.—Clothier and Furnisher. “The proper thing to feed a dog with is what you call dog cakes. They aro simply the wirs-to meat chopped up with somo connucal nnd well dono vegetables and baked. " What kind of patients do dogs moke?” queried tho reporter. "Dert in the world," rejoined the do*^ tor. “It is really a pleasuro to physip a dog, You know thoy can’t say anything, j. even if they do growl a little. I "No, 1 never was bitten by a sick dog. !,■» 1 They seem to know that 3 am doing all .Ifc i I can to mako them well, and I think ap- | preciato it." “That was an excellent method of giv ing prills 1 noticed a few moments ago, t but how do you manage when Uw medi cine is in liquid form?" “Nothing easier in the world," on- I swered the doctor, removing a splintfr.l fvnni n ciAf+Aw'a limlrhn lotr “TaVa ♦Ka't from a setter’s broken leg. “Take the j dog between your legs and force its j mouth open by pressing the finger thumb ou either side of the throat, hold out one corner of tho mouth pour the medicine iu there. It make*.’’ natural funnel. Of course the dog’s he must be held aloft to keep the medic *11. • V -*
