About The Sandersville herald. (Sandersville, Ga.) 1872-1909 | View Entire Issue (May 14, 1891)
, s . v , r , • „,.' p,. T DRS. STARKEY & PL AEN’S TREATMENT BY INHALATION ~ TRADE MARK- ., HWSTC*«B» 54 : , i f'i XTu: E Nro-:* An Awful 8ore Limb flesh a Ylaws of Dlaense. Condition Hopeless. Cured by Cutteiira Itemedies. I’hllnd'B, Pa Arch Street 1629 ARCH STREET, PHILADELPHIA, 1 A For Oonsnmption, Asthma, Bronchitis, Dys 'or OonsnmpMOD. pepsia. OftUrrh, Ilay Fever, Headache. in LilitT, Rheumatism, Neuralgia aud Chronic and Nervous Disorders, “The Compound Oxygen Treatment. Its Starkey A Palon. No. 1529 An-., No •■ . adelphia. have been using for the teen years, is a teen years, is a scientific 'adjustment ot lh« IK Oxygen ^ X’l”d Used, and tbe compound i« *“ * ., and made portablo that it is sent all vorld. Drs. Starker & Palcn have the liberty^ to refer to tbe following named « elUkno* t sens who have tried their t reatment. "°Hon. Win. D Kelley, Member of Con- i ^. 1 Vudo d r'L h Oonrad, Editor Lutheran Observer, Philadelphia. Unehea- Rev. Charles H . Cushing, D. D, Roctiia t# Hou Wm. Penn Nixon Editor I nter-Oeoan Worthington, Editor New South, Birmingham, Ala. Judge li. P. Vrooman, Quenenio, Kan. Mrs Mary A. Livermore, Melrose, Maa«, Judge R S. Voorhees, New York City. Mr. E C. Knight, Philadelphia. For three years I was almost crippled with an awful sore leg from my knee down to my ankle; the skin was entirely gone, nnd the flesh was one tness of disease. Some physi eiatis prononured it incurable. It had di minished about one third tho size of thi other, and I was in a hopeless condition Mter trviug all kinds of rein-di-s nnd spend ing hundreds of dollars, from which I got no ,, lt,d whatever. I was persuaded to try ydm liiiir.ua Remedies, nnd the result, wss ns fol lows; After three duya I noticed a decided lor the iietler, and at tho end of tw months I was oomplatnly oared Mv fi st W„s putifled. and the hone (which had he« i ex posed for over a year) got sound I’he tl -li began t r > grow, aud to-day, and to ninth a year, tin leg is as Well as over it was, sound in every rasp' ot and no. a atgn of tin- I hn Herald & tieonrian. EMTAIILlNIlElt 1M4I. _ •VM, PARK, Editor ami Proprietor rHURHDAA MORNING. MAY 14, 1891. 8t. Johns, N. F., May 8.—The Rotterdam state bonded warehouse has burned. Loss one million and a quarter dollars. THE DAY FOR ME. WAIFS AND The largest public park world is tho Yellowstone. WARES in tho 8tv S O AHERN. Dubois, Dodge Co , Go. Bad Eczema Cured The Otitleura R me li s wrought* wonder fill euro on WO. I was troubled greatly will , R.'vere case ot eczema, and alter receiving little or no benefit Irora the treatment m some ol the leading specialists here, I pro- lire,I a set ot them and betore they were nil ns. d Hie dis'Ase had lett me. I rooouimem tho Cuticura Remedies as tlio best nnd suit st on re lor oil dise .-.es ot the skin. W. NELSON CH.vMBERLAYNK. Concord, Va. Mr. FrankSiddall, Merchant,Philadelphia p, lr( . H t, Hon Ik. W fiohuyler, Easton, Pa. t .„ the I Edward I,. Wilson, 833 Broadway, N. Y„ e | rnj( , n Hawaii, Sand- Edwi.r. Ed. rhiia. Photo. Fidel'a M. Lyon, Wairnea Wlch Islands. . Alexander Ritchie, Ivorness, Scotland. Mrs. Mmuel V. Ortega, Fresutllo, Zarate- oat, Moxioo, Euinift Cooper, Utillo, bpauifib Ilor 4gas, 0. A. ,, J. Cobh, Ex-Vioe Conaul, Casahianca. Mo rocco. M. V. Ashhrook, Rod Bluff, Cat. Jamos Moore. Sup’t. Police, Blandlor-, Dorsetshire, England. Jacob Ward, Bowral, New South Wales. Aud thousands of ethers in every part ol tin United States. Cuticura Resolvent The new Blood and okio Further, and and best of Humor Remedies, clean-- |ood of all Impurities and p is mi us s, and thus removes the o .ub , whil utloarn tin great Skin t.ure, and htltlciir ap, «n exquisite Skin Purifier and fiei, ole >r tlie skin of overy trace ot use, li. nee Ciiticnra Remedies cure lispaBC and humor of the skin, Boalp ahd Hid, with Io.-h of hair, from pimples suroluln. "Componnd Oxygen its Mode of Action aud Results." is tlie title ol a new brochure of two hundred pages, published hy Drs Starkey A Palen, which gives to nil inquirete full inlormation ns to this remarkable eur live agent nnd a record ol severnl hundred surprising cures in a wide rnngii ol chronic oases—-many of them alter being abandonee lo die by other physioiaUK, Will lie mailed free to any address on application. Rend |b© brochure! BURS. STARKEY A PALEN, im62!) Arch Street Philadelphia, Pa. pes8 188. OIK Pulaski House, SAVANNAH, UA. $60 for $30. JUST 1H1NK OF IT 1 Hie monopoly lI«»lo<l Management strictly first clast;. ‘ Situated in tho business centre. W. 800VILLE. W. J. Wright —WATCHMAKER—, and -JEWELER - Dublin, Ga. f |8pooial attautinn(giveii to the repairing of Dglinh and Swiss watches, where tine work meuship is neoessury. All work guaranteed for 12 mouths. 6-8 '90 ly. Do you want a Sowing Machine? $17.50 to $30.00. WAlUi A K TED FIVE YhARS. With all Attucbmeuta. Write for illustrated Circulars of our SIKUCHS,’ ‘M W 110*11? $10 to $30, Saved bordering direct from Head- quarters. Noodles for any Machine, 25 cents a dozen iu stamps Addrest The Louisville Sewing Machine Co, No. 520 Fourth Avenue, MIl lMYILliE, UY, ilay 510. m (lavAAts, and Trftdo-Mark* obtained, ami all Pat ent busineuB conducted for Modcratc Fees. Our Orrict it Opposite U. S. Patent Office and wo can eocnra patent, iu lean time ilmu those remote from WaHhlngton. emote from WaHhlnuton, Bond model, drawing or photo., with clonrrip- ttou. We advi»e, If patentable or not. fre*? of eliartfo. Onr fee not duo till patent le secured. A Pamphlet, “How to Obtain Patentwith namea of actual clients in your Stale, cuunty, or town, eent free. Address, C. A.SNOW & CO. Opp. Patent Office, Washington, D- C. HOW’S YOUR FENCE? We have the CHEAPEST and Besl WO X E J1, WI d RE fencing ■^Wlre Rope Selvage, Bean Hold everywhere. Price, Outiobiul, 60,; n, 2kj.; Rissolviint, SI Prepared by Potteb Dnua AND ( UKMICAb OoUPOllA- i, Boston. ^a-Heud lor "How lo Coro Skin Diseases." p.ig s, 50 illuslraliotiH, anil 1U0 to- timo- nils. 1 MV.Vly* i, black-head' akin cured by cl'TlCl red, roujrbt chapped aud It A SOAP. HOW MY BACK ACHES! B.ek Ache, Kidney Pains, no Weakness, S ireno*-, Luien StreltiH end Pain |.».|I**VC«I 111 minute by the « uilciitu Autt- lllit I'IMkirr. The tiiRl and only uuUuiutis (Min killer plaster. Augusta lms receivod to date this season, 260,259 bales of cotton. The Poncho S, rings, in Colorado, are all on tho sul of a mountain, and hot and colei water Hows from the ground in pluces n.,t rnose than three inches apait. Pn.sideut Stiokney, of the Chica g*>, Milwaukee aud S'. Paul, has written a book called ‘ I he Hailway Problem,” iu which he advocates state ownership on all railroad. Although the worst of the grip in New York appeals to be over, it was a pretty serious epid- tuic while t lasted 577 deaths being attributed io the disease and its combinations between March 25 aud May 1. There nro 21,000,000 acres of United States laud owned by for- ■ ign noblemen, who are not citizens of the United Stutos, owe no ullegi auco to ihe Government and spend the mouey olsowhero. Hartwell, Ga., May 7.—Dr. J. M. Glover, who was confined iu the jiil at (Jurnesville, charged with noisouiug his wifo, and w ho escaped last Sunday, was captuied by Sheriff Lsard and N. J. Heard a few miles north of Hartwell yesterday after- noon. Nora Lay, a mulatto girl who -calod a fourteen foot fence at the lioltou penitentiary camp and dis. appeared for a few days, has beou returned to old quarters, where she is condemned to spend the remain dor of her days. The family of a prominent mor chant of Social Circle, M. E. Mobley wile aud child, aud a sister of his wife, Miss Smith, were seriously poisoned by eating canned peaches, last week. The pbjsiciau thinks they are out of danger now. There was a sale of 1,095 shares f Central bank block stock at tho court, house at Atlanta. Consider able interest was felt in the sale. The stock sold for $50 a share, which was considered a fair price there were several bidders. The took was bought by J H. & A. L James. WOODWORK, 1 /VffAC-HMCftfS^ m.iouis mo. EEssaamsn DAU, ' sr Mrs. C. C. Brown, ,Sandersville, Ga. Beacii & Farmer, Louisville, Ga., Hinton Wright, well known in Allautu, and a lawyer by profession, it is stated, has embraced religion and will become an evargdist. Mr. Wlight has had a very checkered career aud if he begins to preach win be able to speak of the evils of aim aud other sins from a personal standpoint. Reports from inspectors of fertili zei’s returned to the < llice of the commissioner of agriculture show that despite the unpropit,ions weath *-r which has made the roads ugly aud difficult for hauling, 300,000 ions of fertilizers will lie inspected this season as against a fraction over 288,800 inspec ed last year. Mr, Foster, one oi the newly ap pointed railroad commissioners of IVx'is, is a Geoigim by birth, aud removed to Texas about eighteen years ago a penniless bov. He uus since been insurance commissioner and speaker of the legislature. OUR NEW IMPROVED SINGER HIQH ARM, THIS STYLE, ON LY $25.00 (/) <3 PI z . h u _ -J . £ g a si •T X HS jl-jt U) Q 1 ? ,7 f J t: x U) Id • U g" L . tV,A : J ? TJ ... ;q !5z Id U) 53 i ri' rr f t» r 2 2 Cl Phila , Pa. WIU-PT'v \ CO T© CU1 ED 4,4; E v* .j> r\ I.ARCE T-'IAT. UOTi LK j'T sum:# [ Also, I realise on * .\i r y ANY l.ONtzKN «;.«'« ) it' 1 HALL CHEMIl’/ L C!)., LV;00 Falrm.: a vr.:;- system ;0P.* ond quality.O ‘t > ■ . I \Vatcl. [*; lJI Our fs r>. t#V« j Opcnl a .f, f i | Ameri wear to years. A’atuh Euld • .t ; i first -v more any' ! 5*- ! the most exact road Watch m All these prior. A brilliant aky, a fine barn tree, Sotno soft snow blowing down tKo slope; Tbe cedars green as they can. bo, Tho snnshine foil of life and hope— Those fill one's heart with glee. This is the day for me! A warm, sweet noon, with flowers ronnd, And insects happy in the sun; With green things rising from the ground. Their higher lifo not, long begun - Ilaill blossom, bird and bee. This is the day for mel A richer sky, a deeper crecn; A happy sense of well-earned rest; A summer landscape full of sheen, The world at its brightest, sweetest, best; A swaying seat in a tree- This is tho day for mo! The glowing woods in splendor stand (Their wealth is hid from careless sight); Tho c»yo may feast on every baud; To ho allvo is pure delight. Oh,autumn wind so free, This is the day for mel Tlio electric earn at Augunta have been muffing at tbe rate of 12 miles an Hour The city council lias just passed an ordinance compelling them to reduce their speed to five miles. TLe people are kicking aud a restoration of rapid transit will probably be demanded Alliston, Ont., May 8.—Six blocks of building were burned here this afternoou. They contained six hotels, forty-five stores, twenty-five residences, the postoffice, rnarkbt buildings and fire hall The fire originated in the stubles of the Queen s hotel, aud the flames spread so rapidly as to bo soon beyond the control of the small Are brigade The loss will run into the hundreds of ihousunds. A few years ago a gentleman bought 100 ucros several miles be low Macon on the East Tennessee road for which he paid S10 per acre He improved this property at a cost of only $7 an acre, and within four years from the date of the purchase cleared $27,000 from the sales of fruit grown on this land, 1 Ca- . t! than (1 ull? th- i solid Arc i* '. oi low <; • I /, or \ v short u: e. U ,i •'■.*>] VV«V. .numerous 11:* u:l..nt i provementa, of vit.il i. . itn. ntc timing• -it Du %:/• ■ ", I >•'. -t. 7. hiiih \vc conuofi \clusiv< ly. is fully equ li bllity unu set i-.v. f to i.i.y ’ V ich, 1 - - ( ^ Open l-acr o. !i . ' • . t • • j ic-*li-X- by roatl .Vtitcl; ir. r specially ecu. tructc.l f.,v|iv > . __ Ml 81.00 a wccH. Berlin. May 9.—The lower house of the Prussian Diet to-day voted 165,000 marks for Prof. Koch’s stitute. Prof. Virchow opposed the grant aud denounced Kocbism claiming that it had proved a failure He warned the doctors who were using the lymph that they ran a great risk if they persisted iu treat* ing their patients with tj.o alleged remedy. Hu not sn taut, joy pulfiim: tienrt; Thco ideal days make not tho year: They only form its pel-fee I pnrt. Some must be rainy, cold and drear. Const then HAy earnest 1 y “Thu is tho day for me " — Annin 1 uabe 1 Willis in Boston Filott Host Is Nrees-mry. A man who has so much to <lo that ho will work nights and Sundays as well ns week days is not likely to do as much in the long run ns tho man who rests at Ood's Appointed times in order to fit himself for effective work Viet wee u tlioso times. Many a busy man break down a great deal earlier than ho needs to, because he insists on working when rest is liis first duty. And many a man who observes God's law of the night and the Sabbath, written in man s very nature, accomplishes far more in a series f years than he could have wrought with any violation of that law. Mr. Gladstone, speaking not long ago of Ills own experiences iu busy life, said of tho high privilege of "Sunday rest,” Personally, I have always endeavored, so far ils circumstances have allowed, to avail myself of this privilege, and now that I have arrived near tho goal of a laborious public career of close on fifty- seven years, 1 attribute in groat part to this practice tho prolonging of my life aud tho preservation of my faculties." A true man can do inoro in six days than ho can in seven, week by week, os he can do moro in sixteen hours than in twenty-four, day by day, for a lifetime. —Sunday School Times. Mull Iu Early Calirm-iili, Pays. A Californian tells this story of boom times in San Diego. The general deliv ery window of the postoffice was always crowded. One week tho mails woro de layed for several days, nnd when they were at last distributed tho line of in quirers at tho general delivery window of tho postoffice extended for six blocks. A man who fell in lino in tho early morning got to the window and received his mail about 8 o’clock in tho evening. One old lady, who had plenty of time on her hands, took with her a camp stool and her lunch bosket, and camped right there on the line. She received no let ter, and turned away apparently lmppy, although she waited in line for seven hours. When this mail accumulated the postmaster made no attempt to distribute the newspapers. They were simply piled op in ono corner, and finally a wagon load of newspaper mail was carted away from the postoffleo. To he distributed? Oh, no; to be dumped into San Diego bay.—Exchange. Thu “Fall." I lmvo seen it stated over and over again that “fall”—autumn— is an Amer icanism. I am not sure that I have ever seen it contradicted. I myself learned long ago that to a Dorset rustic “fall” was the word of native speech, “u’tumn” a mere high polito exotic. (Is it so still, 1 wonder, in this day of hoard schools?) However, here is a passage from a bool: of the Seventeenth century, in which “spring and fall” are spoken of as a Dor set man might speak: “And this I doe, not so verie expreslie, by occasion of my contingent health, though still, if I secure not from some decaies this spring, 1 may chance do it lesso happilio in tho fall.”—Notes and Queries. llo Gently but Firmly Itefimeri. “Reginald," exclaimed an up town bride of two months, as she returned from a shopping tour, “I saw tho love liest diamond necklace imaginable to day; and so cheap, loo; it can he bought for a mere song.” Then she paused to hear what remark Reginald would make. “My darling," quoth he, “you knowhow gladly 1 would grant you every wish; hut 1 grieve to say that in this case I am unable to do so. Nature has not en dowed mo with tho power of producing vocal melody. 1 could not sing though I should ho promised u solitairo for every note.”—Lockport Journal. A PET AND A NUISANCE. JOCKO IN DISREPUTE WITH THE NEW YORK HEALTH BOARD. Jofiof HofTmann's Ecttatk Monkey Makes u Tightrope of Mrs. KsoAnsn’s Clothes line, Picks rutty Out of a Skylight ami Si cat« Pennies and Milk. For two years now .loctoo has been having things pretty much his own way in a hack yard iu East Fourth street. But nt last he has rim up against a snag. Doubtless if Jocko bail been content with his own back yard and had not giun' abont prowling for new hack yards to conquer, bis name today would not be on the blotter of tho health hoard's big be. if. At the weekly mooting of the board it will be deddod whether he may keep ii]i his nomadic proclivities un molested or whether in the future ho is to he chained to a ring in the area steps. Jocko is the pet monkey of Josef Hoff mann. who does a brisk business in the basement at 37 East Fourth street. A sea captain, who hnd come homo from a voyage to Mouth America for cocoanuts, brought back Jocko with him, and gave the animal to Mr. Hoffmann, if Jocko had stuck his long, Blinrp claws into Mr, I loffman's heart he couldn't have secured a deeper hold on thut portion of the hit ter’s anatomy than he did on tho first day of his installment in the basement in East Fourth street. Every twenty-four hours which have passed since then have only soldered more firmly tlie ties between the monkey and his master. So fond, indeed, lias his owner become of the curious little animal that he has never had tho heart to correct him in any way. The result was the usual one. Jocko was spoiled. JOCKO AND TDK CLOTHR8UNK. So one day, as Jocko was sitting rumi nating in tho hack yard, with a leg swung about the trellis and his tail wound around tho grape vine, he spied Mrs. Kaufman, of the third floor, back, hanging her washing out to dry. Mrs. Kaufman closed the window, leaving her linen, which she had got lip at 0 o'clock to wash, hanging in the snn. Jocko waited a whole minuto after he heard tho sash bung. Then, with a cat like movement, he gained the top of the high bock fence, scampered up tho fire escape of uu adjoining building, mado a well calculated leap of three feet and landed on tho nearest point of vantage of the taut ropes of Mrs. Kaufman's clothesline. Like a tightrope walker, Jocko tripped along the line. Ho put up ono paw to his whisker, just as the real performer does when ho smirks and throws tlie in imitable kiss to the audience. Then Jocko began his aerial feats in earnest. When Mrs. Kaufman went to lianl in her lines that evening she stood as one amazed. Her stockings strewed the ground below like the fallen leaves of Vallambrosa. Her tablecloths and shoots, where they were not torn in places, wero tracked in a pattern in which the chief figure was the imprint of a muddy paw. Some of her linen was actually missing. Mrs. Kuufman had to get up early tlie next morning again, pull out her thread and needle, and, after mending for al most an hour, do her whole wash over. But Jocko nover ran amuck among Mrs. Kaufman’s wash any more. Ho ha<l experienced a now sensation, and having once satisfied himself with that he began to cast about for fresh fields and pastures new. Of course, if he wantod to make uso of Mrs. Kaufman’s or any other person’s convenient linos, ilocku never hesitated to use them as a public thoroughfare. But as a tlivi rsion, clotheslines hail lost thoir seductive charms for the monkey. Tnu HATTER PROTESTS. So while looking about another morn ing for something "new aud strange” lie clambered up on to the roof of tho ex tension built ont from a hat store on tho Bowery. The skylight was open anil Jocko began dropping odd bits which he picked up off the roof down into the room below. His Simian Majesty was scared away. Then Jocko's instinctive feeling of dis like for the Hyman family asserted itself. Tlie next day and the next Jocko quietly JESSE THOMPSON & CO,. Augusta, Ceorgia, MANUFACTURERS OF ■Doors, Sash, If Mods, Mouldings, Yellow Pine Lumber; Laths and Shingles. VV inflow Lit '■BALERS IN Builders' mi applies, Planing Mill & Lumber Y ud, Hale 3t., Near C. R. Telephone Connections with ail Principal Hotklr Yard, ami Oinri ZfSo-w PBICEH ' UK CAIjL <)N W ™ OCK OFHOJ, ^ COLLAT Shoe, Hat and Clothing Co. WHOLESALE and RETAIL. 149 BROUGHTON ST , SAVANNAH, GA. Good^sZrrdBSf 11 ^ 8 f ° r ttnV ar,ide iu Cl ^«. Furnishing dron 1 " nlT W flir’r C ‘ urrv ? cora l ,let(> lino for Indies Mieses and Chil- uZ °- D • ^ Reference, any Bank in Sevimnab. N. B. Mention this paper wher vou order. Nov. 20. THEUS BROS-, WATCHES, JEWELRY, STEI^XiTjSTG SI3.jVT]3TYVA_HE!, FRENCH CLOCKS' OPERA (LASSES, SPECTACLES. Watc^iandJeweiry Hep^rir.^^ehvthe Most Skill- S. W. COR. BULL AND BROUGHTON STREETS SAVANNAH, - . . GEORtHA. Nov. 27. ’90. Passenger Schedule GEORGIA SOUTHERN & FLORIDA R. R 8UW ANEE RIVER ROUTE TO 'FLORIDA. Taking i It'nt November GOING SOU1 li. Standard Time, fllltb Meridian, going north. 2.15 p. Ill , 6 lip m , fi 3 l p m., 9.(io p. jn , It) 28 p m . 12 08 u m , 3 30 a. in. . Arrive . Leave 10 0 1 0 '<1 I 10 50 i 8 50 . 1 55 [i m., 3 25 p. in , 4.51,i iu., fl 53 p. in , 8 15 a. in . 10 05 ft. m . .0.15 p. , JO. 10 p. m„ Artivi 'tlnlkft Ailgutditie L. 7 no 7.0 :,0'l p. m. perched himself on the rim of the sky- lig TruiuN urine nnJ depurt from uni . U pot iu Mueoo, and Piilutka and l'\ O. <L f. d#p*b Jacksonville * Paluutu sleeping ears on night trains Connection nnitti bound and south bound is mado in Muoon with trains of Central and E. T.V & Ga. ltiliouda, A. 0. I NAPP, J.T. HOGE, L. J. HARRIS, Trafllo Manager. General Pass Agent. Ticket Agent. HENRY BURNS, U. T. nnd P. A. No 518 Mullborry, St. M'vcon, Ga. L. t!, RODEN, Jr., Soliciting Apert, (> Kimball Block. Atlautn, Ga. L . O. CONOVa, 0. T. A. It. T, RICHARD, Agt. Union Depot, IV. P, LA W’HHE, T. P.A, Paintki , Flo, ES MENZIE8, Southern Agent. 08 We-t Bay street, Jacksonville I'la. In ease of a person choking l'vom some thing sticking in the throat or windpipe, try aud dislodge it with tho fingers, or a blunt pointed scissors may be used. A hairpin with a loo]) on its end is also useful. Holding the person with the heels in tho air and vigorous thumping on the back is also of frequent service. When children swallow marbles or coins it is a mistake to give a purgative. Tho strange matter will find an escapement without effort. The newspaper requires the very Lest of the brains and brawn of its followers. Tho newspaper man is a soldier in a great army. Always ready must be his motto. It is not for him to reason why. It is for him to obey—to door die. And) who ever knew him to hesitate? Lord Aberdeen is one of the most pop ular noblemen iu Great Britain. He is a democrat by sympathy as well as principle, and has been known to ride down to his club in a milk wagon when a cab was not handy. Ho is much sought after in Edinburgh society. -a.., , rullathe! .. Open Fr.cc or either all tush or iaclubb Macon has been in a turmoil dur-. iug the last week ov< r her water supply, which, it seems, is totally inadequate to the demand. A mass :meeting, held on Fiiday, appointed In Corea every unmarried man is con sidered a boy, though ho should livo to be 100. No matter what bis age, he fol lows in position the youngest of the inamod men, despite the fact perhaps of Olvidnal. shonlrt take ur. J. »• i , , Sarsaparilla It will make him feel having lived years enough to ho their .a.h„in,u„i„ father ight over the extension of the hatt and began picking away the putty about tho panes. But Jocko had not progressed far in his operations before he wins found out. Then Mr. Hyman’s patience gave out, for he saw his living apartments threatened with a leak, lie was not ns couiplacout as his ueighlxir, Mrs. Kauf man, who satisfied her grievance by shonting out vengeance from her back windows upon the monkey. The latter went right down to the board of health and lodged a complaint against Mr. Hoffmann’s pet. One of Jocko’s tricks is to go out early in the morning and steal the pennies which are placed in milk pitchers, and another is to gather up letters which tho postman leaves under the basement gates near tho monkey's home. Whether ho views the Italiuu at the comer with in stinctive hatred or as a natural friend it is impossible to say, but sure it is that when J ocko wants a peanut or a fig ho makes no scruple of bagging one from the stand. Another one of Jocko’s cun ning ways is to stick his snout into any inviting bottle of milk or dish of pud ding that is set out of a back window to cool, and then make his escape with his stomach full of the delicacy. Pending the result of the inquiry Mr. Hoffmann is a little anxious for fear tho health board may compel him to im prison his dear Jocko. But Jocko runs about us usual with no fear for conse quences at all. One shake of his right paw against his left whisker “fixed” the sanitary' inspector. And if that was not sufficient Jocko knows enough to ques tion the right of the health board to in terfere in his case at all.—New York World. AM M UNACQUAINTED WITH THE QBOGBAPir. OF THE COUNTRY, WILL OBTAIN MUCH VALUABLE INFORMATION FROM A STUDY OF THIS MAP OF r'ifW, "«r THE OHI0S89, ROCK 13U!U & P&GIFIS RAILWAY, Echo Answers, “vfhere?” "Mother, dou’t tho angels wear any clothes?” “No, darling.” “Then where do they pat their pocky- ’hankies/' 1 —London Judy. including nmtn lines, branches and extensions .Bast nnd West jjf_the Missouri River. To ul\ City—to Rock island : LEA ROUTE, to fjnirit 1 town, Minneapolis, Gt. rrui, ana luairviiuius v '. ,, ' “8.,F5iW.nri short, direct route. In connection with linos from Gt. Houle, CmciiinaLi, Jjouisvillo, Nashville, '.it: cl Eastoni and Bou.uora pointa com orcing a Kansas City, it also ooncritulos THE SHORT LINE TO fc-ENVER AND THE WEST, FROM THE NEfcSOURI RIVER. It traverses vast, areas of of tho rtch'iS. farming and gTazirr? lands In the ■liefit, most popular and economical isystem_or r» c....-frn tvvna ana sections Sn Kan.'&s, uoi transportation to and from uTi oidou, towns ana secclo.is in K_. . orado and tho Indian X rri!■ r . FRSN Reclinin g Cliair VflV’ nfnimnn Kansas Cltv and Orddsvoll, lmtehineoi' and Dodge Cuy, and r Jim Palace Sleeping Caro to and u-oca Wichita and Hutchinson. MAGNIFICENT V'ESTiSr.ULS EXPRESS TRAINS, When you »re constipated, Lave headnche n committee tn ffevinH Home ‘rnaanfl or ,0HS »*’ appetite, take Dr. J. U. McLean I a committee to devise home means Ljvpr nnd Ki( , n pjllet8 . th e leaBftU !whereby tbe water supply may be gotukeand will cure yon. increased. Tbe committee has If yon hove ft puioful geose of fatigue, find ilound an extra supply of 300,000’yonr'dnties irkuome, t»ke Dr. J. H. MoLenn's ' 60 nOBX8 EIGH AT 60 CENTS PER EG ■“ Lawn. Garden, Poultrr nnd stock Fenotnu. r" ftjnx Watch Insulator, $1 00 lAporfectprotoclIou tgaiii a f; .t“u., ., bom kf n..»ll o . r- wlp; P pw- to* to A nt flofnairrcftO Mfmpj but m lH« i» , „ou B li, it ^^“eSS^T* y °“ will is thought that the liver water be turned into tho mains. Much ADemeHtlo Sewing anulimt Ibmm i , discontent is expressed. prove an nth used either by tiendle or ciunk, van lkt had, at Himu/n ofBoe. ) That Hour-tempered, ero-is, dyspeptio in- dividnnl uhonld take Dr. J. (I. McLenn’B «s well ntul hflHrty ns the healthiest of us. He needs brncing up, vitalizine, that in all. You cannot acoompliBh any work or biisi- nesB iioleBH yon fell w'll. If yon feel lined np—tir'il out—hike Dr. J. H. McLean a Sar saparilla It will uive you health, strength aud viality. To I'llav pains, subdue inflamallnn, hoal foul sori'B nnd nlcerw the moi prompt mid Bfttlsfnrtory r'stiBs arc obtained l>v ijstnp thm old reiiahle remedy, Dr. J, H..AIoLean’s ▼olesnio Oil Liniment. Leadino all compcl’p.orri tu rploudorof eq'upmect, cool la ■ './oil ventilated by steam frem th- loco.i.-teiv •' <:■ r, v/oll ventilated i —leave Knnscs City uiiUBs. joac <r. di uv, on arrival orti. and Soatlwast, v. ita oJ.-ijrmit • Ceu. . j. ollma’i .r.m to FREKP.ri;, , ant la- Seuver, Ooioradc ■ , ■ •, ii a •, ,r 'V.’,,;. u r - c'-c- J " 1 ’ iieloua meolA - , BJ^ors and terveni/ig etatlonn i.- Kr. veniont otaHons west e; ■. ■ .< at seasonable huurn and t.i., no t a<" >. t-iipcrb J-'ii.’ic. .: 11. . of ..... pricu.i. THE ROCK ISLA1T:Y To Manitou, Pike’s Fenk, tb Falls, Idaho Bprinf/s, the u rosorts, hunting and li.jhiiu :‘ r -, F. vVGKlTfi TCU ida. <5: . dh. i ri/i utl of tlieGO 1 rks, mtiii. ■nd tic: Oar.' cc.mp".: ;trac itain , j 1, ;t.-l . , inti Denver Tex.au and Fort Worth, and all other divOTfjintf Trail,” For Tlckots, Maps, Time Tables, Folders, copies of the (issued monthly), of further deeirod Information, androsu E. ST. JOHN, JOHN SEBASTIAN, Geaoral BLuuigor. 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