McDuffie weekly journal. (Thomson, McDuffie County, Ga.) 1871-1909, August 14, 1872, Image 1
VOLUME n—NUMBER 32.
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MJSINKSS CUIIIS. ~
E, S. H AttEl&O '
Physician o.n^
Otfei*s liia service-- to the wun '"fj|
J. S. Joues* ov6r McCord & iJrasjPKv*e
•priom3 Tlunison, (i H
#• .urnrnr & cor
Wholesale and ftotail Dealers in
ms fffflfl EIHITIS C. C, nil
Wf —ALSO—
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Glassware, A t.
244 Broad Street, Augusta, Ga
aprlO ly.
11, C. RONEY,
Monteg at fain,
TnOMSO V, €i.i.
Will practice in the Augusta, Northern and
Middle Circuits,
no I—ly
JAMES A. GRAY & C 0„
Have Removed to their
New Iron Kront Ht.ore,
into AD STREET, AUGUST, GA
aprlOtf
GLOBE HO TEXT
S. W. CORNER BROAD & JACKSON STS.,
AUGUSTA, * GEORGIA.
JACKSON & JULIAN, Proprit’rs.
We beg leave to call tlie atterttfou of the travel
ling public to this well known Hotel, which we
Second to none in the South. No etpeam will be
nparod to render it a first class House in every
respect, and every attention is paid to the comfort
and convenience of guests.
UR. T. L. ULLRSTKDT
OFFERS IIIS
PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
To the Citizens ol Thomson and Vicinity.
He can he found at the Room over Costello’s, when
not professionally absent.
REFERS TO *
Pro. J A. Eve, Pro. W.m. 11. DorniiTT, Da
Jons S. Coleman, Du. S. C. Eve.
O IST TIME.
TILL THE FIRST OF NOVEMBER.
I WILL furnish planters and othors in want of
S II O II s
on City Acceptance, till Ist November next, at
cash prices. D. COHEN,
apr 3 13m3 Augusta, Ga.
CHARLESS DuBOSE,
StTTOMftSfitTMiA IF,
Warronton,'Ga.
Will practice iu all the Courts of the Northern,
Augusta & Middle Circuits.
J. M. HARP,
Wholesale and retail dealer in
©lair Eiia©g2ui ©aoa,
LAMPS AND LAMP FIXTURES,
Manufacturer and dealer in all kinds of
TIN AND SHEET IRON WARE I
GUTTERING, ROOFING,
And all kinds of Jobbing done promptly and aeatly.
6m6 15SJ Broad St., Augusta, Ga.
Established in 18-15.
T. 11. MANLEY,
WITH—
Gm* Movissox & Sqm
NURSERYMEN,
HAVE FOB SALE A LARGE ASSORMENT OF
ORNAMENTAL TREES, EVERGREENS, &
roses;
Grape Vines and Small Frails,
DWARF AND STANDARD FRUIT TRUES,
Rochester, N. Y.
JAMES H. HULSEY’S
Steam Dyeing and Scouring
ESTABLISHMNET,
123 Broad St., Auguda, Ga.
Near Lower Market Bridge Bank Building for the
Dyeing and Ceaning
of dresses, shawls, cloaks, ribbons, &c. Also gen
tlemen’s coats, vests and pants cleaned and dyed
in the best manner. Piece dry goods, cloths, me
jrinoes, delane, alpaca, rep goops and jeans dyed
.fvmT finished equal to those done in New "iork.
«ST Orders by Express promptly attended to.
Augusta, Ga. apr.3m3
Svapnia—is Opium purified of its
siknening and poisenous properties, It is a perfect
anodyne, not producing headache or constipation
of the bowels, as is the case with other prepara
tions of opium. John Farr, Chemist New, York.
ftodtg.
jXl*o Old Man in tlio Stylish
Church.
Well, wife, I've to-day—been to a
£ stylish one—
nßPd, seem’ you can’t go from home, IU teH yon
HA what was done;
SSfou Would have been surprised to see what I saw
Hb\ there to-day;
Jgfhe sisters were fixed up so fine they hardly bowed
■Si to pray.
on Iliya yfeae clothes of mine, not much
I 13 worse for wear,
j thoy knew I wasu’t one they call a rnill
| . s^HWure.
J Sd tire old man to a seat away back by the
| door;
fcjXwas bookless and uncushioned, a reseved seat
HT for the poor.
.etty soon in came a stranger with gold rings and
■ . clothing fine;
|mey led him to a cushioned seat far in advance of
I U mine.
1 that wasn’t exactly right to seat him up
so near,
■When he was young, and I was old and very hard
- to hear.
But, then, there’s no accountin’ for what some
people do ;
The finest clothing now-a-days oft got the finest
pew;
But when we reach the blessed home, all undefiled
by sin,
We’ll see wealth beggin’ atiho gate, while poverty
goesjjin.
I couldn't hear the sermon, I sat so far away,
So, through tho hours of service, I could only
“watch and pray ;
Watch (lie doin’s of tho Christians sitting near me,
round’ about;
Pray that God would make them puns i
they were pure without.
’ ■■ i-r.~ ..:i -.
’"I great,
1!. tb.pl.m’ of tho ■’VI, aiid ft#
How. by .ill ."it ilo ;s forsaken, tlic poor
forn. rew cold
And tho anger. Imre his spirits to the
built ofq'uld.
How, at last, the rich man perished, and Jus spirit
. . towh.it fltott "
From the fuifplo and fine linen to tho homo of
. endless night;
There he learned, as he stood gazin’ at tho beggar
in tho sky,
“It isn’t all of life to live, nor all of death to die.’
I doubt not there were wealthy sires in that relig
ions fold
Who went up iu their temple, like tho Pharisee of
old: i
Then returned home from their worship, with a
’.head uplifted high,
To spurn the hungry from their door with naught
to satisfy.
Out! out with such professions; they are doin ’
more to-day
To stop the weary sinner from tho Gospol’s shinin’
way
Than all the books of infidels; than all that has
been tried
Since Christ was bom at Bothlehem—since Chirst
was crucified.
now simple are tho works of God, and yet how
very grand;
Tho shells in ooean caverns, tho flowers on tho
land ;
lie gilds the cloud of evenin’ with tho gold right
from His throne,
Not for tho rich man only ; not for tho poor alono.
Then why should man look down on man because
of lack of gold ?
Why seat him in the poorest pow because his
clothes are old ?
A heart with noble motives—a heart that God has
blest—
May be beatin’ Heaven’s music ’neath that faded
coat and vest.
I’m old —I may be childish —but I love simplicity ;
I love to see it shinin’ in a Christian’s piety.
Jesus told us in His sermon in Judea’s mountain
wild,
no that wants to go to Heaven mils be liko a little
child.
Our heads are growin’ gray, dear wife; our hearts
are beatin’ slow ;
In a little while the Master will call for us to go,
When wc reach the pearly gateways, and look in
with joyful eyes,
Well see no stylish worship in the temple 6f the
skies.
Utisfellanwns.
Death of Two Ex-Governors of
Georgia.—The Augusta papers, of
yesterday, bring intelligence of the
death of ex-Gevernor George W- Craw
ford, which occurred at his residence at
Bel-Air, Richmond county, last Satur
day. The deceased was in the 74th
year of his age. We have not space
this morning for more than the mere
announcement of his death.
Passengers who arrived here from Co
lumbus, yesterday evening report the
death of Hon. James Johnson, Judge of
the Chattahoochee Circuit, who from
July to December, 186-5, under appoint-
I inentfrom Andrew Johnson, was provis-
I ional Governor of the State.
THOMSON, McIiUFFIE TOUNTyM .AtottsS 14 1872.
Smith and »Toiies.
One winter there came to Trenton,
New Jersey, two men named Smitj; juvi
Jones, both ot whom had designs upon
the Legislature. Jones had a bad wife?
and was in love with another pretty
woman,who, by-the-hy, was a widow,
with sparkling black eyes. Smith had
a good wife, plump as a robin, good as
an angel, and the mother often children.
Smith did not want to get divorced, but
sought to get a charter for a turnpike
from Pig’s Run to Terrapin Hollow.
So. with these different objects, .jjhey
came to Trenton, and addressed- the as
sembled wisdom there tvifjr the usual
arguments:
Ist. Oyster suppers, with a rich back
ground of steak and venison.
2d. Liquors in abundance, from tho
tunning ‘Jersey lightning’ to the bub
bling champagne.
To speak in plain prose, Jones gave
a champagne supper, and Smith fol
lowed with a champagne breakfast.
Under the mollifying influence of
these tempting repast, tjie wise law
makers passed both the divorce and
turnpike bills, and Jones and Smith- -
with a copy of each bill i:i parchment
in their .pockets—went rejoicing to thoir
homes.
‘My love,’ said Smith, when iie was
onee 'more comfortably enconseds before
his ; flwn domestic hearthstone,* and
speaking to his wife, whoewas minister
ing to the necessities ortthe youngest
offspring, ‘J am one of tho director:; of
the Pig’s Run and Terrapin Hollow
Turnpike, and will be Present, my
Jpir. It will quite set us up in life,
wijl send our children to boarding
T AtiH live in style off the tolls,
here’s thecharter, ducky.’
me see it, pet,’ said the wife,
■fctos one of die best of wives, with j
an i go
sin
'if-;.. v,
die
not generally profane, but now he rip
ped out a fearlul oath.
‘Blast it, wife !’ he shouted, furiously,
‘those scoundrels at Trenton have divor
ced us!’
It was too true. The parchment he
held was a bill of divorce, in which the
names of Smith and his wife appeared in
in frightful big letters. Mrs. Smith
wiped her eyes with the corner of her
apron, as she exclaimed : '
‘Oh, dear, here’s a turnpike! Mr.
Smith, with the whole ten of our chil
dren staring me in the face, I ain’t your
wife.’
Here the voice of the poor woman be
came choked with sobs, and her- utter
ances were too indistinct to be recorded.
As for Smith, he cursed away at such a
rate as would have convinced any spec
tator of the propriety of sending him a
missionary. Although the night was
dark, and the denizens of the village had
retired to their beds, Smith bid his wife
put on her bonnet, and arm-in-arm they
proceeded to the house of the clergyman
of their church.
‘Goodness, bless me!’ exclaimed the
mild, good man, as he saw them enter,
Smith looked like the last June shad,
and Smith’s wife’s face all streaked
with tears, ‘what is the matter?’
‘The matter is, I want you to marry
us right off,’ replied Smith.
‘Marry you !, exclaimed the astonished
clergyman, with expanded fingers and
wondering eyes; ‘are you drunk or cra
zy ?’
‘Neither. The fac/c is, brother Good
win, some scoundrels at Trenton have,
unknown to us, divorced me from my
wife, and she is’the mother of all my
children.’
Well, the minister, seeing the condi
tion of things married them over again,
and would not take any fee. The fact
is, he was anxious to be alone, so that
he could give vent to a suppressed laugh
that was shaking him all over.
Smith and his wife went home and
kissed every one of their ten children
and the little Smiths never knew that
father and mother had been made stran
gers to each other by legislative enact
ment.
Meanwhile, and on the self-same
night, Jones returned to his native
town, und sought the fine pair of black
eyes which he hoped shortly to call his
own. The pretty widow sat on a sofa,
a white handkerchief tied carelessly
about her round, white throat, and her
black hair in silky waves against her
rosy cheeL
‘Divorce is the word !’ cried Jones,
plays ully patting the double chin. ‘The
fact is, Eliza, I am rid of that woman,
and you and I will be married to-night.
I ioi.rmage tfipse fplfow.-- ai.
TWA champagne suppfer, (or
)did our husiues with
your bonnet, and lei us
s at once,
".(who was among widows
.fttinong apples) put on her
Jones’ arm, and —
cried Jones, pulling tin:
dcfilHQßit before her, here's the law
that Jack Jones and Ann
j C*fiu*. - are two /’ Look at it /’
jjjor V'itunp, gloved hand on
did look at it.
•)h r jds?aT/’ she exclaimed, with her
roibu® jjssj sank back, half fainting,
onOiefhqn /,
cried Jones rumpling
inhis hand;‘here’s lots of
chmpAjtMe arid happiness gone to ruin.’
IwnytCn hard 'case. Instead of being
divaifeifar.d’at liberty, by the Legisla
ttu’€*of’fo\y jersey, incorporated into a
Tnrar»ik«Company, with the liberty ol
cens4|ui tic ; aturnpi/re frqm Burlington
to Bmpf. , KVlion you reflect that Bur
lingtlm'wru Bristol are located about a
mile spitri An opposite sides of the Dele
ware river you will perceive the extreme *
hopel is of Jones' case
‘lt is %ll the faub of that turnpike
maa . the supper—or,
was'iuHrh -aftfast ?’ cried Jones inlhs
agony-arfe? iiey had only chartered me
to lay a iffinpike from Pig’s Run to Ter
rapin 11011, , . I might have borne it,
hut the veiv idea of laying a turnpike
across the’DeJewaro river, fromjjurliug
ton to BriskJia ai infernal' absurdity.’
So it w,nL
‘ And aitft divorced?' said Eliza, a
tear roin:i*optv;;€ach cheek.
■‘No/’ ripudred Jones, crushing his
luit his knees ; ‘and what is
worse? t'iifefecfltshyfiire have adjourned
and gTuV?3Bpne- drunk, and won’t he
•hack tojfhlfpi until next year.’
It was gfSfk' The mistake hud occur
red on tl -a l ist day'of tkg session, when
tl ’ Legi&JfenJ’Uand transcribing clerks
/A.:re. hher-. f*% : ei' f effects' of a
a- drwftrf
pagiici Breadst. Smith’s name hail
been ptt where Jones’ ought to have,
and ‘wisey-wersey,’ as the Latin
poet hath it.
SllisUlnqr Fapet* Collni-.s.
One hundred and Dfty million paper
collars, it has been estimated, are yearly
used in the United States, and statistics
show that this immense number is still
steadily increasing as improvements in
the mau'jjpigture multiply.
Tl e collars are made in two varieties ;
of paper and cloth combined, and of pa
per alone. The best materials arc used
in the manufacture of the paper. It is
supplied in heavy white sheets, sixteen
by thirty-six inches in dimensions, and
weighs 125 pounds to the ream. On be
ing received in the manufatory, it is
sent to the enameling room, where
each sheet is covered with a thin layer
of enamel, and then placed on racks
heated by steampipes until they are
thoroughly dry. this work is perform
ed entirely by hand, and the enamel
mixture! appied with an ordinary brush.
Afteij the sheets have become thor
oughly dry, they are embossed to imi
tate cloth- To produce this effect,
musfin is tightly stretched and pasted
on sheets of tin corresponding in size to
the sheets of paper. Between pairs of
plates thus prepared, the paper is laid,
about fourteen sheets at a time being
thus arranged, making a pile of alter
nate layers of paper and tin. The whole
’ between heavy steel rol 1-
er»,tfjpprSsmre being sufficient to im
print the threads of the doth on the pa
per, sa that a perfect sac simile is thus
obtained.
Eilch sheet is then polished by pass
ing it over swiftly revolving brushes,
wheriit is ready to be transformed into
collars. The paper is next sent to the
finishing loft, and, by means of movable
dies,’ jnade of steel with edges sharpen
ed sojas to penetrate the material readi
ly, tMe collars are cut out. A heap of
Bhecfj, about eighty in number, is ar
ranged under a press, the die placed
upjinjthem and the press set in motion.
A jirjjrle stroke cuts through the paper,
and oie collars are shaped. They are
now perfectly flat, destitute of button
holtiL and besides must be moulded be
fore they are ready for packing.
A&one end of the loft are large rolls
muslin, the use of which it
■IS at first somewhat difficult to divine.
A glance at the next process through
which the collars pass soon affords an
explanation, for the muslin is seen cut
up into little elliptical hits, called Patch
es,' which are pasted on the extremities
and middle of the collara. Their ob
ject is to give the button holes the nec-
essary strength, and to prevent them
from tearing out yvhen soaked by per
spiration. Avery ingenious machine
puts on these patches, cuts the button
holes, impresses the imitation of stitch
es on the borders, folds the collar and
stamps the size upon it, all in one mo
tion.
As fast as the collars are finished by
this machine, they are bent or moulded
so as to fit the nec&. The moulding
apparatus accomplishes its work with
astonishing rapidity, although it may
he considered as rivaled in speed of
motion by the girls who pack the collars
in the boxes. A bundle of a dozen is
made up and twistedlnto its fecqptacle
as if by magic, each girl pac/ring some
20,001) collars per day. The last pro
cess is to label the boxes, place them in
cases, and the goods are ready for mar
ket.
of
Until you set foot on Gibraller you
can form no idea of its impregnability.
Very properly its real strength can not
bo seen from a ship in the bay ; only
when you land do you find that the sea
wall bristles with heavy guns, and
groans beneath piles of hall; only as
you traverse its flank do you see how
formidable breech-loaders peep from
every available chink, and powerful
mortars lurk behind every available em
bankment. Apd not till you penetrate
tho rock do you get any just notion of
the marvelous piece of military engineer
ing -exhibited in the ‘galleries.’ These
are tunnels excavated from the solid
rock, paralell to its outer side, but some
thirty feet tbcrefrom„pnd large enough
to drive a carriage through. They are
in two tiers, and comprise a total length
of nearly three miles. At every thirty
feet or so along them spacious embra
sures are outhrovvn, that terminate in
commanding portholes, which look to
the spectator outside the rock like
swallows’ nestholes in a sand cliff.—
These embrasures contain heavy guns
always standing ready lor action, with
.powder magazines' by.' From the
portholes a beautiful peep of the bay
and the Spanish continent are obtained ;
out of these, on the North side you look
down upon a half-gras3y flat, perhaj s
half a mile long, and as wide, connect
ing the rock with the main land; and
separating the bay from the Meditera
nean. Two lines of sentry-boxes, one
at the rock end, the other at the distant
end, mark the bounderies of Brittish
and Spanish land, and between these
lines is the neutral ground. The guns
of the quarried embrasures and those
hidden cannon that stud the Western
and Southern slopes of the rock, cover
the neighboring Spanish land, the whole
of the bay and straits; and the strength
ening work is ever going on by the for
tification of new points that from time
to time appear vulnerable. The East
ern side of the roc& requires no protec
tion ; it is a forbidding wall, with a
great sand slope in one place, but with
no foothold for any thing more than a
few fishermen’s huts near the water’s
edge.
The Widow Rody.—Charles W.
Helm, in the course of his speech last
Monday, after contrasting the Cincin
nati Liberal platform with the Radical
platform made at Philadelphia, said he
would support Greeley, whom every
body recognized as an' honest man, if
Grant stood on the same platform with
him ; and the speaker gave point to his
declaration by relating inhis inimitable
way the following anecdote:
The widow Rody, an owner of two
white mules" and a little homestead,
lived in Western Missouri. She did all
of her house and farm work, and, not
withstanding she stood six feet in her
mocasins, never wore more than seven
yards of calico. When she went to mill
with her grist on one of her mules she
never rode on a side saddle. During
the late‘unpleasantness’a noted guer
illa, named Jenison, raided down on her
premises ; and when she returned from
the spring she found her two mules had
taken such a liking to the guerilla as to
follow him into his camp. Getting on
their track she followed it until warned
by bayonets presented to her bosom
that she could not see the chief of the
gang. Brushing these aside she made
a bee-liue for his tent. She soon ap
peared in his presence, and there was
that expression in her eye that said
as plainly as words that she was not to
be trifled with. Jenison looted up, and
being evidently annoyed, asked her bu
tt ess.
She replied, ‘See here, Jenison, I
want my mules.’
‘How do you tnow I’ve got your
mules ? said he.’
TERMS-TWO DOLLARS IN ADVANCE
‘Because I seed’em under the hill.’
‘IVe 11, old woman, before you can
get them you must tell meyour politics.’
‘I hain’t got no politics, jenison, and I
want my mules.’
‘That answer will not do. I must
first know your principles, or on what
platform yon stand.’
Drawing herself up proudly to a tow
ering height, the old lady said : ‘I don’t
know what yer mean by my flatform,
Jenison, and I hain’c got, no principles \
but I can tell you this, I'm agin all steal
ing. I want my mules.’
The speaker added that it was need
less to say she got her mules ; and-that
when more than two hundred millions
of property belonging to Southern
people could be tracked into the carpet
bag camp, protected by the bayonets
of Grant, that the widow Body’s decla
ration agin all itealin' was a very
proper platform for Southern white
men to stand upon in the present po
litical contest.— Warrenlon Index.
Tlio I {0111:111 Sentinel.
There was nothing in Pompeii that
invested it with deeper interest to me
than the spot where a soldier of.jold
Rome displayed a most heroic ful'clity.
The fatal day on which Vesuvius, at
the foot of which the city stood, burst
out into an eruption that shook the
earth, poured torrents of-lava from ite
riven sides, ad discharged amidst the
noise of a hundred thunders such clguds
of ashes as filled the air, produced a
darkness deeper than midnight, and
struck such terror into all hearts that
men thought that not only the end of
the world had come, and all must die,
but that the gods themielvea were expiF
ing—on that night a sentinel £ept watch
by the gate which looked to the burn
ing mountain. Amid unimaginable ter
rors and shrieks of horror, mingled with
the ever vibrating roar of the volcano,
and cries of mothers who had lost their
children yi the darkness, the inhabitants
fled the fated town, while falling ashes
loading the darkened air-hod penetrat
ing every place, rose in the streets till
they covered the house* tops, nor left a
vestige of the city, but a vast, silent
mound beneath which it lay unknown,
dead and buried for nearly one thous
and yearn.
Amidst this fearful disorder the sen
tinel at the gate had been forgotten, and
as Rome required her sentinels—hap
pen what might—to hold their posts
till relieved by the guard, or set at lib
erty by their officers, he had to choose
between death and dishonor. A pattern
of fidelity, he stood by his post. Slow
ly but surely the ashes rise on his man
ly form; now they reach his breast,
and now covering his lips, they choke
his breathing. He, also, was faithful
unto death. After seventeen centuries
bis skeleton standing erect in a marble
niche, clad in rusty armor, the helmet
on his empty skull and his bony fingers
still closed on his spear.
IV hen Colonel Henry Wilson, now
candidate for Vice President, was in
Boston raising a regiment, a little fel
low one day presented himself at head
quarters and as&ed for a commission.
‘Have you seen service ?’ asked Colo
nel Wilson.
‘Yes. Colonel ; I was in the three
months’ service.’
•Were you at the battle of Bull Run ?’
‘I was, Colonel.’
Colonel Wilson has a delicate vein of
humor in him ; so, win/cing to his staff,
he as/t-cd :
‘And did you run well V
‘I used due diligence, Colonel. I
did the best I could, but I counldn’t
keep up with you in that hack.’
An Artificial Man —Paris journals
tell of an unfortunate, but artiffeial,
man who lately arrived in that city,
and who reminds one of that lively
sketch of Edgar A. Poe’s, entitled Gen
eral A. B. D. C. Smith. The poor man
was a fireman for a steam engine, and,
two years ago, was horribly mutilated,
by the explosion of the boiler. Saved
by the skill of an English charlatan,
the victim is thus, furnished with at
present: One wooden arm and two
wooden legs, a glass eye, a nose made
from the skin of the forehead, a silver
jaw, a palate composed of a bit of caou
tchouc, and a stomach consisting of a
sort of truss. As this man is a legiti
mate curiosity, and being without re
sources, he has resolved to place him
self in the hands of an exhibitor, who
will make with him to the tour of all
the capitals ofEurope.
Three young ruffians of Portland,
Oregon seized a Chinaman and cut off
his quene. Pleading guilty they were
! fined siiO each, or ten day’s in jail.