The Independent blade. (Newnan, Ga.) 1855-18??, May 17, 1861, Image 1

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“HO PROSCRIPTION FOR OITSTTOTST ’S SAKE--“BUT BE STTFUE UOU -AJFIE FIGHT, THEN GO .AJESEELAED VOLUME 6. &|jc <3jni)c|)cnl)cnt skiW, A WEEKLY NEWSPAPER, PUBLISHED EVERY FRIDAY MORNING "W- AAA- HOOD. T_ "W_ BOLTORT, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERRS : For one year, if paid in advance $2 00 .« •« •• if not paid in advance, 250 For six months, if paid in advance 1 00 .< «« •• if not paid in advance,..... 125 No paper will be discontinued until all arrenia ges are paid, unless at the option of the proprietor. Rates of Advertising. The fullowing Rates of Advertising will hereafter be observed at the Blade Office : Fur all transient advertising, $1 pet square, for the first insertion, or 50 cents per square tor each subsequent insertion. Ten lines or less of Brevier type is a square One square, one month, $2 00 Two ‘ 3 00 Three “ “ “ One square three months, 4 00 Two “ “ “ 1 00 Three “ “ “ - 9 09 < >ne square, one year, 1 1 00 . 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If subscribers neglect or retuse to take their newspapers from the offices to which they are di rected. they are held responsible until they have settled the'bills and ordered theirs discontinued. 4. If Subscribers remove to other places with- out informing the publishers, and the newspapers are sent to the former direction, they are held res ponsible. , . . , , 5. The Courts have decided that refusing to take newspapers from the office, er removing and leav ing them uncalled for, is />rimu facie evidence of intentional fraud. «. The United States Courts have also repeat edly decided, that, a Postmaster who neglects to perform his duty of giving reasonable notice as required by the Post Office Department, of the neglect of a person to take from the office newspii per* addressed to him, renders the Postmaster lia ble to the publisher for the subscription price. NEWNAN STEAM WORKS. SASH, BLINDS and DOORS made at short notice and on the must reasonable terms. Car penters and Builders are requested to call and see what they can do in Newnan in the way ot Sn*h, Hliuds and Doors? Door and Win dow I'raiiie*? Columns, Cornices, Ac. CABINET WORK done to order ITUMTIRU, CHAIKS, ISHDSTAEDS, Ac., always on hand. We are determined to prove to our patrons that Southern work, made by South ern hands, is not to be surpassed tor durability and neatness by any I'anlee notions. march 31, 1857-34-ts. R- D. DRY GOODS! DRV GOODS!! J. L. CUTTING & CO., No. 23, Whitehall Street, Atlanta. A\JE TAKE great pleasure in informing our v 1 friends and customers that we are receiving a superb assortment of GOODS, among which may be found all the novelties of the season in LADIES DRESS GOODS, —such as— HILKS, ROBES. LACE POINTS, MANTI LLAS. EMBROIDERIES. Sil A WES, etc., &e. respectfully solicit a call from those visiting Atlanta. J L. CUTTING <k CO. Atlanta, March 18 31-ts. The Greatest Reduction ever made in STANDARD SEWING ISZEJAOMIISrES- A ITER this date, I will sell the IMPROVED BARTIIOEF FAMILY SEWING MACHINE at a reduction of S2O 00 from former prices. P. S.—The New Straight Needle Machine is U«w out. A. LEYDEN, Gen’l Agent. Atlanta, Nov. 18—14—ly. SOUSED Pig's Feet, in | bbls, per steamer “Star of the South,” for sale bv dee 16 if McNAUGIIT. ORMOND <t CO. y'„.. n ■'.i; O g’ Atlanta, Ga. W ISSB?a»Hir HMM. SECURE A GOOD NEWSPAPER! DAILY AND WEEKLY SUN, COLUMBUS, GA. The times are pregnant with interest to every Southern man, and every one should be well and ! t horoughly posted as to the current history of the 1 country. THE DAILY SUN, Published in Columbus, Georgia, is just the pa per every mm: should have who has a daily or tri-weekly mail. It contains all the latest relia ble telegraphic news, mid is furnished at the very j low price of Five Dollars per annum, in advance. THE WEEKLY SUN Is u large and handsomely printed paper, filled, almost, entirely with reading mutter, original and selected, and is furnished at Two Dollars per an num, in advance. Now is the time for all who wish a good and cheap newspaper to obtain it. T E R MS: DAILY, 12 Months $5 00 “ 6 “ 300 “ 3 “ 150 “ 1 “ 50 WEEKLY, 12 Months $2 00 “ G “ 1 25 “ 3 “ 75 Extraordinary Inducements to Clubs 5 Copies (Weekly) to same office $8 00 10 “ “ " “ “ “ 15 00 20 “ “ “ “ “ 26 00 All orders must be accompanied with the Cash. Specimen copies sent, when desired. TIIOS. GILBERT <t CO., Columbus, Georgia. Feb. 15.1861. Great Premium Attractions. IRVING’S LIFE OF WASHINGTON AND THE ECLECTIC MAGAZINE FOR 1861. Geokge P. Putnam, Esq., the Publisher of IRV ING’S LIFE OF WASHINGTON, in five large vols., the price of which is from §7 to S9O per set, according to the binding, has prepared a new and beautiful edition of this great National Work, in One Splendid Volume of 821 pages, in double col umns, in clear and readable type, with a full Ap pendix and copious Index, superbly illustrated With Twenty rich mid costly Engravings on steel. The Work is unabridged mid complete as in the edition of 5 volumes. 1. We offer this splendid book as a Premium, as follows: 2. We will give one copy of this valuable edi tion of Washington Irving’s most important work, tv «my porwn, or imy iltrmx p+H'SoilH. W 1.0 will I separately or unitedly send us the names of three new Subscribers to the Eclectic, with the pay, in advance, for one year —§5 each. 3. This is a rare elimice, and mi easy mode of obtaining one of the most valuable histories in our language. 4. Any minister or person can thus obtain a rich accession to bis own private library. 5. Any three persons, in every village in the land, can thus enjoy the instructions of this great book of American History, by uniting Ao obtain the work, and sharing in its ownership. 6. Conq etent testimony of high literary au thority has pronounced Irving’s Life of Washing ton a leading work of the age in the department of history. 7. We have imide the necessary arrmigments with the Publisher for a supply of this work for premiums. 8. The work will be promptly sent by express, prepaid, to all convenient distances. In other cases, the work will be deposited in the principal cities South and West, with an order for its deliv ery. 9. Intelligent men in every community will be glad to have this work within reach of their sons and daughters. I<l. The attention of Postmasters is especially invited mid their cooperation solicited. 11. The offer, mid the easy manner of obtaining the work, in connection with the Eclectic, is tin surpassed. The works are both ready. I’. S.—A S9O set of this work was sent to the rooms of the Prince of \\ ales at Boston. GRE. 1 T PREMI UM POR TRA IT. 1. A new and surpassingly beautiful and accu rate portrait of the Hon. DDWARD KA ERETT, engraved by John Sartain, isjust published. It is exactly twenty times larger than the full-length portrait of Mr. Everett, published in the Eclectic. It is the largest mid the finest half-length portrait ever engraved in this country. Price $2. 2. We will send postage paid, a copy of this very beautiful portrait to each new subscriber to the Eclectic, who pay §5 in advance. PREMIUM PARLOR ENGRAVINGS. We renew the offer of a choice of these Pm lor Engravings—7'Ae Return from market, and Filial Affection — which already embelish so many par lors in all parts of the land. A copy of either, postage paid, will be scut to each new subscriber to the Eclectic, who pays one year in advance. 4. If wide-spread communications of the Eclec tic, by the Press, in all parts of the land, that it is the best magazine published and the most richly embellished, then now is the time to subscribe, and obtain both the work and a valuable premi um besides. TEFL NTS. The Eclectic is issued on the first of every month. Each number contains 144 large octavo pages, on fine paper, neatly stitched, in green covers, with one or more beautiful Steel Portraits, by Sartain. The twelve numbers comprise three volumes, of GUO pages each, with titles, indexes, and embellish ments. Price, Five Dollars. The postage is on ly three cents a number, prepaid at the office of delivery. The January number for 50 cents ; any other for 42 cents—sent in postage stamps. W. H. BIDWELL, No. 5 Beekman Street, New York. March Bth, 1861.-ts. ANDREW J. SMITH, Attorney at Law, NEWNAN GA. May 7,1858-39-ts. « COFFEE ROASTERS !*» AFRESH supply of the celebrated “Globe Coffee Roasters, just received, and for sale by McNAUGIIT. ORMOND & G(T Dec 16-ts Key-Stone Buildivgfs Atlanta Ga. NEWNAN, GA., F-RIDAY, MAY 17, 1861. q hr Kniirptiihtnt AUiK From the Charleston Mercury. ONWARD. DY HOVER. Onward ! our cause is just and right; Let all our banners fly ; We fear no threats of Northern might, Their millions we defy. With heart to heart together we Will meet them, when they come, And strike the blow for victory, For freedom, and for home. Onward ! let Carolina’s brow Still wear the victor’s crown, Let her proud name forever be ’Mong records of renown. And by the mem’ry that endeared Iler heroes of the past, Let her brave honored sons defend Iler standard to the last. Onward ! our new-born Southern flag Must never know disgrace : Where Freedom and bright honor reigns Must only be its place. In the first battle for our right It proudly waved on high, And ’neath its ever cheiished folds We won the victory. Aye ! and the proud old Union flag For once hath fallen low, And now again o’er Sumter’s walls Its folds shall never flow. No, by the God of Liberty, We’ll plant our colors there, And win beneath them, victory, Or in its ruins share. w Cost of the War to the Country. This war is not going to be much of a drain upon the country, for the reason that it will send little money out of it, as would not be the case in a foreign war. A vast amount of money will be spent by the Gov ernment and individuals, to be sure, but the country will not be poorer, for it will not go out of it. It will only be put in circula tion among our own people. The “money market” will not be made “tighter,” but “easier.” if anything, than it was during the season of doubt and uncertitude through which we have passed. Indeed, we think it susceptible of demonstration that the coun try, as a country, will make more money, because it will save more during the wai than if peace had been maintained. This, for the reason that the country is not spend ing anv money, or very little—sending com paratively imne abroad for foreign purchases, and by so saving it, making as much as would have otherwise been spent. So, when our next crop goes into market, all its proceeds will not be required to pay the country out of debt on United States and other foreign account. Os course that crop will go to market. Great Britain will have it, even at the cost of a tussel with the feeble, distracted, and impoverished power of Lincoln. The industrial, and to a degree, the commercial interests of the North are bankrupted, and how ? As the hottest abo lition journals acknowledge, by the with drawal of Southern trade. Therefore, what that country has lost, this country has saved. The returns of the next crop, then, not hy pothecated as usual, will be added to what we have already saved by not spending, and money will be most abundant in the coun try. This crop will scarcely be impaired, for in the midst of war our non-combatant la boring class will till the soil as usual. Were we a part of the United States, and the country was waging war with some pow er, Mexico for example, it would cost the country of the South much more than it will to fight the North and for this reason : The North, with its keen scent for the prof its, would furnish all the supplies, take all the contracts for transportation and every thing else —would bring all the money spent in the war into Noithern pockets. The South would furnish more than her share of the money and the men to do the fight ing. At the close of the war she would find herself minus many brave men and more than due proportion of money. Thus she would be drained of both blood and treas ure, while the North would have actually made a great deal of money and shed very little blood. The Mexican war cost many millions of dollars, and who made the money ? The North made all except what the soldiers spent in Mexico for tortillas and ar/uadenle. The North flourished, throve and fattened on that war. While the men of the South were pouring out their life blood like water on the victorious fields of Mexico, the men of the North were filling army contracts, and gloating over their columns of profits in the safety of their counting looms. Some of the most colossal fortunes of the North were accumulated or founded during the Mexican war. The money which the South, as part of the nation, furnished the Government was - immediately transferred to Northern pockets In this war, however, the money will be kept in the country and spent among - its citizens. It will only change hands, be kept in circulation, and the country will be none the poorer. If citizens contribute a hun dred millions to wage this war, and it is spent in the country, the country will be none the poorer, — Mobile From Gleason’s Literary Companion. AUNT hEZIAH'S ADVERTISING. BY CLARA AUGUSTA. “I’ve just the biggest mind that ever was to tell you something ! Though I dunobut I 1 should do full as well to hold my tongue, I for somehow I’m kinder suspecting that you ' let out to some of your cronies sartin things that I’ve confided to you in the past. If you do, it’s real mean in you, and I neve:’ll for give you—see if I do. If this ere little per formance of mine should git out, it would luin my character in the church, and jest as like as not I should be communicated. “ Ye see, alter yer uncle died, I felt pow erful lonesome like —it’s a solium thing to be a widder —and I used to wet a dozen pocket handkerchiefs a day taking on.— Tliat was the first week of my bereavement. Afterwards I didn’t wet near so many, and in six months I didn’t pretend to kerry a handkerchief at all, unless I had a cold in my head, because I didn’t have no use for it. But isl didn’t shed as many tears as I did in the first of it, it wasn’t because 1 didn’t miss Joshua. No indeed ! No airthly tongue can tell how much I missed him about bringing up ’taters; and gitting the kindling wood ; and going to bed first.— Joshua was the greatest hand to go to bed airly that ever you seed ! When it come night he was jest like a turkey—went to roost at sunset, and did’t git off from it till sunrise. “ Along the last of his days he wasn’t no company for nobody, without you started the-subjick of pollyticks, and then he’d talk himself clean down to nothing. He was one of the master pollytilioners that ever trod. “ After he’d been dead a year I begun to feel terrible desolate, and after a spell I con cluded that it wouldn’t be no hurt to think about gitting married agin. I didn’t mean no onrespect to my dear dead and gone pardner, but it would be so pleasant to have somebody’s arm to hang on to when I was a-goin’ to prayer meeting and conference, instead of being obleeged to go alone— ‘ in maiden cogitation—fancy free.’ “I dressed myself considerable, and curl ed my hair on a hot pipe-stem, and rubbed flour on my face to take the tan off, and nigh about skinned my hands tryii g to git ofl the stains of coloring blue and peeling apples.— But i«> epitu of all toy pains ilia tuuiu folkc kept their distance to an orful rate. They never come nigh me, no more than if 1 wasn’t in the market. All the young, flighty gals had two beaux apiece, but I couldn’t pick up a solitary sweetheart. “ Something must be did, but bow to do it was the question. I thought of doing the courting myself, and coming right to the pint al once, but that didn’t seem to be jest the thing. Then I thought of gitting some of the gals to pick out a feller for me, but 1 kinder was afeared to trust the giggling crit ters. There’s no faith to be put in \oung gals no how, specially if they’re putty, and happen to know it. "I’d heern tell of advertising for a pard ner, but I didn’t exactly like the idee —still it was better than being a widder to the end of creation. The more I thought of it the better it looked to me, butl didn’t make up my mind to do it till after a considerable thinking spell. Yer see I was in hope some of the fellers would take it into their heads to step up to me of their own accord, but nothing of that sort happened. So one day sez I to myself, sez I: “’l’ll jest make one bold push! faint heart never won fair lady. It’s the airly bird that ketches the worm ! And I’m bound for to git married if 1 have tu work night and day for it.’ “So I sot my wits to work, and after an orfol long day’s exertion—marcy, how I did sweat! I produced the following : ‘ NOTICE!! ‘ A lone woman of agreeable, respectable character, onblemished repetatioii*desires to form the quaintanceship of one of the oppo site sect, with a view to matrimony. Said opposite sect must be of good standing in society, must know bow to read, and right, and cifer ; must not chaw terbacker, nor smoke nor drink rum. Such a one can bear of a good chance to bennefit himself by ad dressing Miss Seraphena May, Beauville, Maine.’ “1 darsent put my name to it for fear somebody would see it; and I sorter thought a rheumatic cogr.omin would be likely to take the best, because everybody is running wild after new fangled names. When I was a gal, Sally and Becky, and lluldy and Nan cy, was called good enuff for anybody’s ba by, but now days folks hunt all the dictiona ries and rethmetics through tor something to call their children, and then git the or fulest names arter all. For my part I’d rather stick to the old fashions. “I did this notice up in a yeller envelope, and directed it to the edditur of the Bean ville Candlestick, and iu with it I put a one dollai bill that I’d took for butter the day afore, asking the edditur to put the notice into his paper as often as be could for the money. The next week it come out in flam ing big letters —1 could see to read the hull of it without specks. I read it over with a powerful sight of sattusfaction —anybody feels puttv proud to see some ot their riling in print I tell yer. I’ve alters thought that if I’d cultivated it, I should have l an amazing genus foi being an anther. I writ the cutest piece of poitry once, on the death of a white sitting hen, that ever you read. “Arter awhile I thought of' a difficulty,. what if nobody didn't answer my advertise ment? But then, somebody would be shore to want a wife, and they wouldn’t let sicb opportunity slip. Then I fell to wontiering what I should have for a wedding gound, and whether I should wear a cap or my new wig ; and whether it would be most proper ous to be married in the meeting house or to home. You know young folks is apt to be foolish about sich things. “ Byrne by a new difficult y ariz. If any letters come for Seraphena May bow was I to get ’em ? I couldn’t let no living soul in to the secrit; and the clerk down to the post-office—(which was kept in Deacon’s Jenkins’ store) —was the oifulest, curiousest critter that ever you seed. He was never satisfied without he learned everything that everybody else did. I know it haint right to hate nobody —the Scripture speaks agin it—but if there’s anybody on the broad face of creation that I’ve got a tremenjous strong dishliking of, it’s Jake Scriggins. “It wouldn’t do to ask Ichabod to inquire for Seraphena’s letters, because I seed him a reading that very advertisement in the Candlestick, and a laffing over it as if he was possessed. And then, ye see, I darsent go after’em myself for fear of that pesky Scriggins. For two whole days I was in the oifulest stew that ever one poor mortal wo man got into sense Adam. But after a spell a bright idee struck ine. “ I’d jest dress up in men’s clothes, and go to the post effice on my own hook ! I kinder blushed and lafied when I thought of it, for yer see 1 lerned if some folks in Beauville got hold of it they’ll have enuff to talk about for the rest of their mortal exist ences. Beauville is an orful gossiping place. You can’t wink without the risk of its being , said that you was a winking at some of the fellers. “Wall, then Thursday night come, Telia bod went to singing school, and I went and fastened every door in the house, and got a suit of yer uncle’s clothes, and fixed up in’em. 'T hey suited me tolerable well, only the legs of the trowsis was a leetle too lung, but I turned them up and showed the yeller linings, and they looked master skrumptious I caii tell you. The coat was a good deal too wide in the back, but I stuffed in a couple of aprons and a pillow case to fill out the loose places. I tucked up my hair un der the tall, white hat, and pul on a pair of blue specks. Then taking an umbrilla, in case it should lain, 1 sot forth. “ I felt ondiscribably orkard in them clothes—it seemed so funny not to have to hold up yer petticoats, and look out for yer other living gear. When I arrived at the post office, there was a sight of men there talking, and laffing, aud singing songs. 1 went rile in through ’em and up to the winder where they hand out the letters.— Jake Scriggins was setting inside, on a mail bag, eating raisins and snapping the seeds al a grizz ed old caton the counter. “‘ls there a letter here for Miss Seraplie ua May ?’ sez I. “‘Yes, marm/ sez Jake, with a bowing wag of his head, ‘ 1 bleve there is.’ “The men in the store all begun to be-be, and every single eye was turned onto me.— It was putty everdent that my notice bad been read ail round. I nope Miss Seraphena, will be success ful in gitting a busband/ sez Jake. ‘She must be bard driv to advertise.’ “I didn’t make no answer to this, but took the letter he give me and started for the door. Bill Higgins sot there on a box, jest about half tight, and as I was a-going by him he put out his foot and stopped me. “‘Look a here, old feller/ sez he, ‘less see what’s in that are epistle ! I’m in the mar ket myself, and I read the Candlestick, and I read Seraphena’s advertisement, and had a putty powerful notion of answering of it myself. Less see the handwriting I say.’ “ ‘ Not by two chalks !’ sez I, cramming the letter into my trowsis pocket. ‘“We’ll see/ sez he, jumping up and grabbing me my the shoulder. ‘Hand it over, old feller, or i'll make daylight shine through ye.’ “‘lf daylight don’t shine through you/ sez I, ‘it’ll be because my umbrilla haint a butcher knife/ and with that I give him a poke in the stumack that sent him over the counter, with a basket of eggs that Deacon Jenkins had bought up for town meeting.— Smashed ’em all into a custard in less time than you could say sho. The deacon was raring. I’m very soi ry to say it, but be did swear some of the biggest oaths that ever 1 beerd come out of anybody’s mouth.’ “ I thought I’d better leave, so I started for the door with al! my might and main.— The exertion of running kinder loosened the aprons aud pillow case, and out they come, and bounced onto the floor amid the shouts and hurrays of the ordinance. “‘Hallo!’ yelled Sam Limto, ‘you’ve left your wile’s apron behind.’ “ ‘ Darn’d if I don’t think it’s a female in dismiise,’ sez the deacon, ketching up his hat° and streaking it after me. But the deacon haint so spry as he might be, and be fore he got to the door he hit his foot agin a pile of salt fish, and down be went on to Bill Higgins’ yaller dog that was a laying afore tlie fire. The dog grabbed the dea con by the throat—the deacon yelled mui- NUMBER 42. der, everybody else yelled get out, and the H dog he growled and held on the tighter.—* B And in the ginral confusion 1 managed to fl git off without being diskivered. 1 never fl stopped to breathe till I was save to hum/q|fl and into my own clothes agin. Then, and not till then, 1 read the letter. It was very fl short, and run as follers : fl “ ‘ Dear Seraphena :—I have seen vour fl advertisement and am delighted with it. I fl am very lonely and disconserlate myself, jfl and long for a wife to scratch my head, IS rainy days, and sing to me the songs of oth- « er days these long evenings. If you are willing to grant me an interview, meet me Friday evening in front of the scboel-hoase fl at precisely seven o’clock. Yoiif devoted, Jfl I. S., fl “ Good gracious! I. S. I. S. stood loT*«fl Isaac Stewart—the doctor of Beanville.*-• 1 And be was a widder with one child, and fl rich as Creases! There couldn’t be no doubt but he was the one! What else fl should I. S. stand for? Jehominie! hadn’t I gone and done it? I was so sot up that I couldn’t sleep a wink that night, and the ■ consequence was, the next day my eyes was H redder’n two ripe bell peppers. But in the ® course of the forenoon 1 went and took fl some hot drops, and a cup full of rue tea, fl and by sunset I felt as well as common, on- Il ly a little excited. ■ “It was jest the nicest moonshine that s ever was, and at seven o’clock, drest in my 8 red merino gound, I was standing in front ® of the school-house, waiting for Dr. Stewart. H I didn’t wait but a minnit afore I saw some body crossing up the lane. He wasn’t quit® j||| so tall as the doctor, I thought, but then m ||| moonlight is desateful, and I rushed toward 11 him with outstretched arms. He did jest I||| the same towards me. When we was about two feet apart we both suddenly stopped, j g and looked into one another’s faces. || i “‘ W by, marm,’ sez the voice of my son Ichabod, ‘what are you doing here ?’ " l| “‘And what in common sense, Ichabod || Small, are you doing here ?’ sez I. B “ ‘ I come on bizness,’ sez he. B “ ‘ So did I,’ sez I. fl “‘May I ask what biznes?’ sei “‘1 bad an appointment,’ sez I. ■ “ ‘ So did I,’ sez he. Isl “ ‘ Who with siz I. “ ‘ Seraphena May/ sez he. ‘Who did ■ you agree to meet ?’ I “‘ I. S., sez I; ‘lsaac Stewaid of course? JB “Ichabod burst out a laffin. ■ “ ‘ Marm,’ sez he, ‘we’er both a couple of ■ fools. Less go home. We won’t say noth- I ing about this ere. A ou’re Seraphena and fl I’m I. S.—lchabod Small,yer see. We can’t 1 very well marry one another—less go home.’ || “ 1 hove a club arter him, and told him I he’d better be keerful how he give me any fl of bis sarce. ■ “‘Better come Lome,, marm,’ sez be. fl ‘You’ll g«t cold in your rheumatics/ and he ■ jest made tracks. Whether lam to git mar- || rid agin or not, the Lord only knows, but ■ one thing is sartin, I'll never advertise fora 8 husband agin. 8 “Deacon Jenkins’ wife wears my aprons to this day, but 1 darsent claim ’em for fear 8 I shall git found out, yer see.” 8 Suggestion to Planters.—An enterprise ing and patriotic planter in South Western Georgia, recommends an easy method of fll vastly increasing the product us corn, which he has tried with complete success, and now fl is repeating it, in order to have plenty for I himself and to'spare for the necessities of n the country. The plan is to cross his cot- | ton rows on the best land and intervals of 8 twelve feet with a furrow for corn, aud H plant at the intersection of every other cot- fl ton row —thinning out to two stocks of corn. fl This diminishes the yield of cotton veiy fl slightly and will bring about fifteen bushels fl of corn to the acre. He has tried it, and 1 speaks from actual experiment. I Now is the time for this to be done. Let | every planter take this suggestion into con- | sideration. For the sake of all we bold dear, 1 look out for the corn crops. Be sure to plant enough. — Macon Telegraph. “ Mr. Snowball, I want to ask you *one question dis ebening.” “ Well, succeed, den.” “ S’pose you go to de tabbern to get din ner, and don’t bab noffin on de table but a> big beet; what should you say ?” “ I gib dat up, afore you ax it. What’ should you say ?” “ Why, under de circumstances ob de case, 1 should say, dat beet's all /” “ Mrs. Briggs,” said a neighbor who step ped into the house of the former just as she was in the act of seating herself at the din ner table, with her twelve children, “have you heard of the dreadful accident?” “ Why no —what is it ?” “ Your busband has fallen from bis tv ag on, and is killed !” “Is it possible ? Well, just wait until we finish our dinner, and tbeu you’ll hear the biggest kind of crying.” Politeness is the outward garment of good will. But many are the nutshells, in which, if you crack them, nothing like a ker nel is to be found. That is a beautiful thought where some one says : Habit in a child is first like a spider’s web, if neglected it becomes a thread or twine, next a cord or rope, finally a cable I—then who can break it?