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Orphans Home; The Raffl" of Sactr al Nee Re
work Th'i Ereciay.
AjirsEkcni —R. D. Mac Lean and Marie F'rea
eott ;n Ocello" a' -h'- Theater.
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pTEA*snrr ScHEortt -ticean Steamjhip Com
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Leoap Nonet—Petition for Incorporation of
■WV-irflle Land Company.
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gleton, Administrator Dotiaid Macdonald.
Cheap Count* imur-n’sT- Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; lor Bent; K->r
Sale; Lost; personal; Misc-iianeoa*. '
On Sunday, Jan. 5, the Mop.nito News
wCI begin the publicition of anew *eria'.
story, entitled, “The (irc-nt Mill Street Mys
tery,” by Mis* Adeline Sergr-ant, author of
“Jacobi’s Wife,” one of the most successful
of recent stories. “The Great Mill Strae'.
Mystery" t a powerful story, and will run
tix month*. It has been wyrirel at very
considerable expense, and will appear
in the Dailt and Weekly .’Sorting
News. It can be safely said that it is one
of the best stories th it have been published
by the newspapers for a long time, and we
feel certain that it will be greatly enjoyed
by the readers of the Morning News.
Those who want to read it should subscribe
at once so that they will bs certain to g-t
the numbers containing the first ins‘ailment
of this groat story. Tin story alone i* well
worth thosubscriptioa pr.ee of the Weekly
Morning News.
Tbe Mc*>ir.ty gag is a deadly i ne. Every
day or two it is the occasion of the death of
srgne poor telloav. By moans of it a man
82 years of age was led to commit suicide
in, Cincinnati on Christmas day.
Jt is alleged that the fact that egg-nog
w os sold -t twenty cants a drink at the bar
in. Vjce President Morton's Washington
hotel on Christmas day has had a depressing
elect upon that official’s popularity.
The impression prevails in Washington
float Sflcott will soon be captured and taken
back to Washington. A good many con
gressmen would be glad to see Bilcott, not
withstanding the fact that he is a thief.
Christmas day, although a day of joy,
brought sorrow to a great many hearts.
■J be number of persons who wore killed in
and Ifferent parts of the country, either aoci
o-tntaliy or deliberately, was appallingly
large. _ _____
The Philadelphia newspapers never get
tired of puffing Postmaster General Wana
noakor. lie is entitled to some free puffs
from them. The puffs he pay s for cost him
a good deal of money in the course of a
year.
Another Ohio man is after the Russian
mission. Ex-Gov. Eoste- thinks he is just
the man for the place. Foster, however, no
longer wields the influence he once did, a-id
the President may regard him as a political
dead duck.
The little trouble between England and
Portugal over the South Central African
provinces has not yet been settled. It may
be submitted to arbitration. That is the
course that ought to be pursued. Portugal
insikts, however, that she will not back
down from the position she has taken.
The Rev. Sam Jones daughter appears to
be about as eccentric as her father. She
eloped with and married the other day a
young man to whom the Rev. Mr. Jones
probably had no objection whatever as a
son-in-law. The novelty of a runaway
marriage had attractions probably for
Miss Jones.
Among the employes of the treasury de
partment there is quite a number of eases
of malignant typhoid fever. For years the
complaint has been made of the bad sani
tary condition of the treasury department
building. Is it not about time that some
thing was done to make tbe building a
healthy onei
Governor Thomas, of Utah, thinks lie has
found a way to break the backbone of Mor
mon political power in Utah. His plan is
that the general government shall appoint
a majority of the local officers. This looks
mere like a scheme to inc. en.se the office
holders of the Republican party than to
check the growth of Mormonism.
Chinamen are apt scholars. It is said
that one of them who learned the ounco
game in Mew York went back to China and
put it into operation. lualittle whilehehad
accumulated about $2,000,000. If the em
peror had not ordered that he bo run out of
the empire, the probability is that he would
fcorn have owned the greater part of its
wealth.
Our Trade with Our Neighbors
Far y<ar ttere tas been a great deal cf
talk in this con try about getting a larger
thare of the trade of Central and South
America, acd Tar; us way* of getting :t
hav been suggested. If, however, w.oat
Se :or Romero, tte Mexican minister, sari
at the banquet recently given ia New York,
in honor of the pen-American delegates, is
correct, we have not been a* anxious to g t
a larger share of that trade as we have pre
tended to be. We have not made the most
cf our opportunities.
Senor P. nero spoke particularly about
tbeeTorts that nave been made to bring
about closer ’rale relations between the
L'nited States and Mexico. He mentioned
the trale treaties, and dwelt par jcuiarly
upon the one negotia’od by Gem Grant and
himself in ISB2. By that
treaty, which was reciprocal in
it* cnaracter, a great many product* of
Mexioo were to be admitted into this coun
try free of duty, and a large number of our*
manufactured articles were to lie admitv-d
into Mexico duty free. Mexico and and not
regard this treaty as very favorable
to her interest*, but *he ratiti *1 it
because she desired to increase her trade
with the United States. It was ratified
by the Senate at Washington also, though
there was very considerable opposition to
it that was inspired by several small manu
facturing interest* to which the treaty was
not particularly favorabie.
The treaty never amounted to anything,
however, because congress refused to pass
a law to carry it into effect. A bill was
introduced into tlse House, and referred to
the ways and means committee. That
committee made a report which indi
ca’ed that the small manufacturing in
teres's which opposed the ratification
of the treaty had succeeded in preventing it
fr .ni going into opera’ion. Th" c. anco for
a great and prafliable tittle with Mexico,
therefore, * thrown away.
h’eaor Romero said that, as far as his in
vestigations went, this country had nev-r
made any particular effort to build up- a
trade with the Central and Sauth American
countries. Those countries had always
btea anxious for closer trade relations with
this country, and had offered, time and
time again, to assist in establishing steam
ship lines, and to make reciprocal conces
sions in the matter of tsritf duties. They
had not bii met half way, ho sever, and
therefore had continued to give their trade
to European countries.
But Honor Romero now thinks there is
growing up a very earnest derire in this
country to enjoy a larger trade with Cen
tral and South American countries, and he
has reached that conclusion within the last
few months. He talked with He leading
manufacturers and business men during the
r cent tour of the pan*American delegates
through the north, and everywhere he
found a willingness to make concessions to
get a share of that trade.
The trade cannot be had for the aski g.
It won’t come to this country unless the
condiiiomrror it are favorable. The favor
able conditions must be made, even if the
Republican party has to agree to sacrifice
something of the doctrine of protection.
Bavannah‘s New Kailroade.
It is ex[csii that next month toe Savar.
nah and Western and the Savannah, Alner
icus and ilontgomerv railroads will meet,
thus forming a continuous line, giving
Savannah a shorter route tefthe treat, and
opening a xpctiou of country between this
city and the Oconee river that is as yet
comparatively undeveloped. Tne comple
tion of this line will give Savaunah a large
amount of trade that has been g-.ing else
where It will also largely increase her
lumber and naval stores receipts.
There is another respect in which it will
help Savannah. It will bring coal here
cheaper than it can be brought now, and it
Is not iinproliable that this port may be
come a coaling station.
Nothing has been done in behalf of the
South Bound project lately, but those who
have it in hand have given assurances that
they will do some excellent work for it just
as soon as the holiday season Is over. They
have confidence in their ability to get the
balance of the money needed to make it a
success.
With the Bavannah and Western com
pleted to a junction with the Savannah,
Americus and M ontgomery road and work
on the South Bound begun, the prospects of
Savannah will be more promising than
ever. The coming year certainly looks as
if it would he a vory prosperous one for
her.
There is a report in New Orleans that
there is a movement on foot in New York
by the friends of ex-Treasurer Burke, of
Louisiana, to pay up the amounts for
which he is liable on account of his crimi
nal acts, and then get a pardon from the
governor for him. There is not much in
thii report, in all probability. ,It would
take nearly SBOO,OOO to settle Burke's
liabilities, and who is there who would con
tribute that amount? It is pretty safe to
assume trial Burke will remain in Honduras.
The New Orleans I‘icatjunf, speaking of the
report, says: “The people and authorities of
Louisiana would have to rise to a hight
almost divine or sink to a depth of corrup
tiop as low as Burke’s in order to excuse a
criminal who crowned liis long and daring
career of wickedness by defrauding his
nearest friends and leaving them to sufier
for his sins.”
There are a great many Brazilians in this
country, and they all feel a profound Interest
in the condition of affairs in Brazil. As far
as can be learned, they have no desire Cora
restoration of the empire, and no fear that
it will be restored. They are"not confident,
howevor, that the provisional government
has ability enough to maintain peace until
the republic is sately established. If a few
strong men like Don Jose Mariano, of Per
nambuco, should oppose it, the chances are
that it would quickly go to pieces. Some
of the most popular men of Brazil have
noither declared for or against the republic.
Their course will dfepead probably upon the
developments between now arid the election
in September next
Gen. Fonseca, the president of the
provisional government of Brazil, says
that some of his supporters have honored
him with the title of “The Boulanger of
Brazil,” and that he is proud of the title. It
iu.difficult to see why he should be proud
of it.. Boulanger hasn’t yet done anything
to be proud of. His career has been a
failure.
Some of the republican newspapers say
that if Calvin S. Brice, who, it is alleged,
is a citizen of New York, is elected senator
from Ohio, New York will return the com
pliment, probably, by electing Judge Thur
man, of Ohio, senator. New York couldn’t
find a bettor man for senator, nor one who
would render the country better service.
THE MORNING NEWS: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 28; 1889.
The Jaaup Diaturbaoca.
There ara still a good many wild rum or,
fl aurg about the country in tb* vicinity of
Jesap that the blacks are arming and march
ing ou the k wn, but there does net appear
to be much Landau- n for them. They
keep the people of Jesur alarmed, however,
and therefore tre c.reolatingof them should
be dHcoeraire-l If information that is con
sidered reliable it obtained that further
trouble is probable, the town authorities
should be put in possession of it. but the
spreading of idle and sensateiAi rumors
should be frowned upon.
While no punish meet w uld be too severe
fir the desperado. Brewer, and tne gang
that aided and ab-tted him in his deadly
assault upon the officers of the town, the
killing of tee negroai in the jail is to be
deeply regretted. No satisfactory excrue
can be offered for that act. The blacks in
the jail were in the hand; of the law, and,
whether they were bad characters or
not, the killing of them cannot
be too severely condemned. Acts
luce that do incalculsbie harm, because they
- arouse in the blacks a feeling of revenge
I which n certain to snow itself whenever a
favorable opportunity present* itteif.
The aim should be to cultivate the best
| of feeling between the races, and the best
way to do that is for the stronger race to
treat the weaker one with absolute fairness
and justice.
The wrong-doers should be punished as
they deserve, but the innocent should not
be made to suff.r for the crimes of the
guilty. Any other policy will breed in the
minds of toe blacris a sense of injustice that
will b: productive of a deplorable condition
of affairs.
Too Hopeful.
One or two democratic congressmen have
recently expressed the opinion that the con
tested el ction cases from the south will bo
comidere 1 by the republicans upon their
merits, acd that, therefore, the republican
majority will not be increase. 1. They do
not believe that the republicans are natu
re iy inclined to act fairly iu such cases, but
they think that they are afraid that an ex
treme policy would result disastrously to
them in future elections. Iu other words,
the repub.icnn House will do what is right
iu the matter, not for the sake of principle,
but for the sake of party.
This is a very hopeful view to take, and
there will be can e for congratulation if it
is not found to be entirely too hopeful. The
Republican party has not made a creditable
record in contested election cases. Its par
tisanship has impelled it to lose sight of the
merits of cas.s in a number of instances,
and tnere is no reasonable doubt that at
this juncture, with a House majority so
slim that it cannot always be depended
up_-n, democrats will lie deprived of their
* a s for no other reason thau to make
room for republicans, provided the demo
crats are unable to prevent it by parlia
mentary tac.ics. The party lash will do its
w.jik in these ases.
if d* m strata from the south are unseated,
the republicans will try to justify them
selves by charging that elections in the
south were not fair ones. In some cases
they will charge intimidation of colored
voters; in other*, the suppression of colored
votes, and in still others they will charge
both. They will assume that the fact that
in some southern congressional districts the
colored people of voting aga outnum
ber the whites of voting age is ample
evidence that republicans were
elected. They probably know better,
but it does not suit their purpose to admit
that they do. They will count upon deceiv
ing t;.e voters of the north and west to an
extent sufficient to ,sve them from rebuke
at the polls. Houthc-rn democratic con
gressmen who have conte ts upon their
hands need not expect fair treatment from
the republicans. Their only hope of re
taining their seats lies in the possible failure
of the republicans to change the rule so as
to give the majority m 'ro power.
There is* a lively litt’e war going on
among the Indies of the cabinet. Owing to
the death of her sister, it was not expected
that Mrs. Harrison would take part iu the
New Year’s reception, and there se med to
be no doubt, therefore, that Mrs. Morton,
the Vice President's wife, would have the
place of honor. The official programme,
however, gives that [ lace to Mrs. McKee,
the President's daughter. This arrange
ment is not satisfactory to the cabinet
ladies, who ay that Mrs. McKee has no of
ficial rank whatever. It looks as if there
would tc expression given to a good deal of
bitter feeling before New Years day.
Mr. Calvin K. Brice says that those who
are trying to defeat his election to the
United States Senate from Ohio, on the
ground that he has sworn that he was a
citizen of New York, are acting upon in
correct information. never did take
an oath, he says, that he was a citizen of
New York. He made an affidavit in a suit
that ho was a householder of Now York—a
very different thing.
The Florida International and Semi-
Tropical Exposition at Ocala m ill be opened
on Jan. 15, und a very fine exhibit
is promised. It will continue two
months and a half. During the expos! tioa
the American I’oinological Society and the
Florida State Horticultural Society mill
meet In Ocala. South Florida mill have a
large number of visitors undoubtedly this
winter.
Mr. McKinley suggests that the surplus
be got rid of, does he, by cutting of the
duty on sugar; Well, that suggestion will
not prove to be as popular as he may think,
even with his own party. If Mr. McKinley
wants to increase Ins reputation he will
have to do a good deal more thinking than
he yet. has since he ls-came chairman of
the ways and means committee.
The warm weather in the north has
greatly lessened the demand for coal, and it
is said that there are least 10,000 laborers in
the coat region of Pennsylvania out of
work, and about out of bread. The coal mine
owners are taking things easy, waiting for
a better market for coal. A green Christ
inas was certainly not appreciated by the
coal mine laborers. *
It is now thought that the members of
congress who are creditors of the defaulting
cashier, Silcott, will have to go to tbe court
of claims for their money. The committee
which has tho matter in charge is not dis
posed to report in favor of an appropriation
for paying the salaries stolen before a court
of competent jurisdiction has passed upon
tho matter.
There is some speculation in Washington
as to whether Col. Dudley, of “blocks of
five” fame, will attend the President’s New
Year's reception and shake hands with him.
Tha chances are that Dudley will not enter
the svbito house during this administration.
coaa*H~ >■!:.
Bill and -e Editor.
From tte Xnt n Herald btd i
fthec Gov. Hm - .-.iit-or Xaaaisg of the
Altosy Argot he *u- 1 up the wrong iadi
r-A.tL
Mar.r..ng seem* to rn * when he ks been
played for an idiot, an. : esn't enjoy the game.
Is History a j ran tic “Fake?'’
From ’A- h Gtibe dkai
It seems that m e: r popular deities are
crockery v tvrdA a/t- Thr w a few facts
at them a&d Ltaay w.. -■ in Iragnaeats.
A French iuatona- -- jus* dem ::uoed Joan
of Arc. He haa pro*' that she d-lnt amount
to much A .yway, a Ld the French more
harm than good.
Somethin.; Phenomenal
From the Sew Tor, Tnbttme. Dee, If, ißco ..
A “green Christc is no extraordinary
think m this tatitmi- : -t a Christmas .lay with
the balmy air of Ma s i dowers btOhming oat
“ P**** l -*- Indeed, a blizzard
would have been n.- . more seasonable than
such a day as y eater aad would have caused
les surprise. Then mild conditions seem
to have prevailed ee where eaat of the Mis
sissippi.
Cur Cel red Brother.
From the LouitKiU, urier-Jrntrnal iDem.,.
Y e*. be is in hard t. Whatever happens,
he ia sure to g*< the , .tt end of it. He is toe
on y perpetual hew- f wood who is always
crowded away fron e fire : the only system
atic drawer of wat-: who never gets a drink.
Yet. as patient t* > camel, he goeaon voting
the repot, ucao tkee: ->m year to year; and. if
one jf uis r.iae take, n -L< mto protest, be is
straightway boon.- for a traitor, and driven
out with stave* and oes. lucky if he escapee
with his Ufe. Hew, g. O Lora, how long’"
BRUITT BITS.
First Tani— Doj j feel as bad as you look?
Second Tank—lgi. -v I feel worse.
“Give us the way ?
“1 went to bed sot- last night.”
R- S. V. P—l rho' t the President only ap
pointed first -class p --.naaters?
“So he done."
‘' [hea who the dec - appointed Wanamaker’' ’
Life.
iNijtusrnvE Citiz- What's the matter with
tuemau* Been rtu er by a railroad train*
Ambulance Sure a—Worse than that. He
was cau.-htamonif t women in a bargain rush
at Sell r's.— Phifatlr .o Jn'tuirer.
As ExTHfaiAKTif Kxchano* refers to the
dresses o; gome act —as perfect poems."
It would tr nearer r - mark to_call them epi
grams; because—w, there tsv't much to an
epigram, you know Ph Prru.
Mother—Y ou don : seem tired, Jennie, for
a young lady who amended a dancing party
last mgtit*
Jenme- It was a plumbers’ ball, you know,
ami everyth,tig wei • - s.owlv that >er could
not get tired.— Bout Herald.
"Don't you know f some way to prevent
my trousers gettin;- ,it of shape when I git
down?”
“Yes, but—"
‘■What must 1 do:
‘Make them off fitsr Jwlqe.
"Yot shouldn’t r.ave taken ‘No for an
answer so riadily, Ctarlie.” said his more cx
perieuced fri-nd; *'d,n't voti understand that a
girl g -No' often meats Yes'?”
"Bbe didn't say No.’ Jack." responded
Charlie, utterly with it hope; "she said 'Naw.‘ ”
For to,i /loaeon.
PnvsiriAV Ho Mrs. idol. Blood, of Kentucky)
—Ho* did your husoand pass the night, Mrs.
Blood?
ilrs. Blood—Hege- v-d quite comfortable, sir.
and a,* • 1 for water s-verai times.
Phvsician (with a grave look) —H'm—still
flighty —Bottoh Henna.
Ma*. A.—l think Mrs. Smith's death is such a
sad one. My heart fairly aches for Mr. Smith.
Mrs. B.—Y'e*. and ’he poor little children. It
is a Terrible visit*; u. Will you be a; the
funeral?
Mrs. A.—O, jes.
Mrs. B. -What an- you going to wear 't—Epoch.
Teacher— Whyar- you nearly always tardy
Johnnie?
Johnnie—l can't help it, mum.
Traeher—Kver-at r. circus. Johnnie?
Johnnie—Y'ea, mum. 'bout a dozen times.
Teacher—Were you ever iati?
Johnnie—No. miim yon bet f wasn’t.— Chrit-
Uan at II ~ur!i.
Wife .whose hi Aba nd has explained to her
the mysteries of pokers-It seems very sim
ple. 1 suppose one can plav it as well as an
other.
Husband—So. there is a great difference in
players. There's the man nOo can piay
poker, and there's the man who thinks he
ran. The latter ie the one who hag to write a
check.—Puck.
"I get it at daylight,” repeated the earlv
rising crank, for the 999th time. "I can't see
how any one can want to be in bed after they
have woke up Then I ”
' 'Get ou) of the house as soon as possible. I
suppose?" put in the tired listener, for the sake
of saying sometuing.
“Certainly '
“What a relief it must be to your family."
Y es. stranger,” be said with a plaintive
sniff. "I've seen hard luck, l i ave.”
"How wag it." said the traveling man. who
was standing on the platform waiting for th<*
train.
"Would you believe it, sir. I was a banker
once?"
"A banker'-"
“Y'es. sir. a banker."
“And did the bank fail?"
"Y es. that's w hat it did: it failed. It failed
to show cadi for ail th- chips there was out agin
it. and the boys wouldn’t let it run any longer.'
< om menial Traveler
PERSONAE.
Georges Thiebacd, the reputed founder of
Bouianginn. is writing his pcrional memoirs to
serve as a history of the movement.
A New York ri'Kok to the -fTect that Mr.
Cleveland intends, at an early day. to remove
to Buffalo, is flatly contradicted by Mrs Cleve
land. ,
Thgma*. Ball. the/Sculptor is now living at
his villa at Florence, I tab, and is 71 years of
age. He is engaged in writing his autobiog
raphy.
Menhir Ibsen, the Norwegian dramatist
spending the summer in Gossensass. a small
village in the Tyrol, had one <.f the .squares
named after hito. \
Yielding to the solicitation of his friends
Count Tolstoi has resumed his pet |(„ w now
working on a novel to be called "ha Senate do
Kreutzer.’’ It is a family romance, and will tie
very long,
Mrs. Clara M. WilUahs, the newly ap
pointed school commissioner of NY-v York, was
muched at tic Hotel Brunswick, Saturday, l*v
the alumni of the Normal College, from which
she graduated.
Editor W. H. Mabie of the Chrittirtn at Work
thinks too much professionalism has crept into
the churches, and says: “We need dirtier
churches, more shabby churches, mad" so by
the masses attending.”
Conor fssm an Brush's returned to I,ancaster
Pa., from Washington on Thursday evening
and lias since bren confined to his bed with a
severe cold. Congressman Harmer of Phila
delphia is also sufferiug from the same malady.
Mark Twain is reported to be growing indo
lent with his advancing years Me no longer
has the incentive of poverty to free him to
work, and the products of his pen grow smal.er
every year. He retires early to bed and never
breakfasts before 10 o'clock.
It is not often that, a French cabite-t officer
becomes a dramatist in spite of himself. This
however, is the case with M. Yves (Juyot,'
minister of public works, who wrote a book in
18°-l called “The Brole." The story has been
dramatized by M. Hertal for the Chateau d'Kau
Theater, Paris.
His elevation to the Senate has made nr,’
change In the quiet ways of Judge Moody, of
Deadwood, S. [>ak. He is a pleasan'-looking,
quiet old gentleman, wearing a silk hat and
gray hair and whiskers,an Ihe still possesses the
amiability of manner to which his success in
life is greatly due.
A ONCE PROMINENT POLITICIAN’ whom the
world has almost forgotten is ex-Seoator fi. W.
Fitch, of Indiana. He lives in an old stone man
sion in I-ogansport, where he Is quietly awaiting
tho approach of death. He is 80 years old, and
up to last ye.ar was actively practising his pro
fession of physician.
Tomaso Sai.vini, the great actor, has a lux
urious town bouse In Florence, and a country
villa on a high hill a few miles from the city,
from which there are glorious views of the rah
ley of the Arno and the Apennines. When" in
town he is very hospitable, and gives fine din
ners to his male friends, and when in tbe coun
try hea leads a patriarchal life among his ebil!
dren and grandchildren. He is passionately
foud of music, and is a good singer, while bis
strength and athletic skill are proverbial.
Economy and strength are peculiar to
Hood’s Sarsaparilla, the only medicine of
which “100 doses One Dollar” is true.
Old Steb* Forty-third.
from the fetr York Sun.
was sheriff of a certain countv tn
Kansas about twenty years go, and during a
oertaia simmer we received ca a sentence for
nx mo ndie a very tough fellow named Joe
WiilaarrjL He had been sentenced for attempted
“ ,J 7 W ■ nd my father knew that astarp
watch must be kept over him or he would take
I reach leave.
Joe bad put in about two weeks on his term
when my mother started off on a visit, was hart
?* rou-e, and : atber bad to go to ter. His firxt
deputy and aaaistaat jaiier was a man of *4).
named Mebbtas, who was his cousin. "Steb
was a foppery old chap and a great brag and
*** r According to ha statements, he had besed
men. killed more Indians, run down more
horse thieve*, and helped lynch more despera-
Key other man living. Father cau
tioned him over and over about watching Will
iams. w.o was the only prisoner we had. and
tsteb’ sturdily replied:
°a ro right along and rst easy. Henry. If
1 *** fool ‘noff to let him git awav. I'd expect
to be shot and thro wed to the gophers. “
Fatb-r had scarcey gone when Williams be
gan calling, and I went into the corridor with
the old man to see what was wanted. 1 was
°w' Tear * old, but I can vividly recall every
thing. Toe jail was made of rough st-me and
one-half of it was the sheriff’s residence. The
fan part was only one big room, with a plain but
stout iron-grated door leading into the corridor.
As th- weather waa warm, both corridor doors
were open. When we looked in on Joe he said:
“See here, Steb. I hear you are bragging a
gord deal about how mao v men you have put on
their backs.”
“There's no brag about it.” replied the old
man. **l never found a human I couldn't lay
down in five minutes ”
"Tnat'sall wind, and you know it," retorted
Joe. “You ought to be ashamed of your jaw.''
“Who you talking to?'*
“To you, you old wind-bag: You talk of
wresting: Why. I kin grease the floor with
your carcass!" •
“Don't git my dander up!" warned Steb in a
tremulous voice, “or I’ll trounce you!”
"Trounce me! Say, old blowhard. I kin
lather you with one hand tied behind me! If I
could only git at you I'd make you holler In one
round!“
"Shet up!'’
”1 won’t, and vou ain't big ‘nuff to make me!’’
“Yes. I am!’’
•You're a liar!"
"Take that back!”
"Sever:’’
‘Take that back or Pllcome in and make pulp
of you!"
"You dasn't: I’ll dare ye to come in and pint
a finger at me ”
Some more of the sort followed. and Steb got
toeides that he must enforce bis authority or
suffer a loss of prestige. He was the older, but
also the bigger man. and he kejit getting mad
until he finally peeled off his coat, unlocked the
door, and dodged in. He made for Williams,
but the latter ducked unde'his arm. ups-t me
at the door, and was off like a shot, and before
horsin' could be organized he was beyond reach.
Lj f ’ £e * > Btoo< f * n the back door and watched
him for fully five mi utes bi ore savin ; a word.
Then 1 heard him grow!
' f on-aru him for skipping out, but I’ve got
the consolation of knowing that he’s fhe forcy
tnird man I've licked outer his boots in the last
five years: ’
Your Necktie's Up Behind.
Tom Masson, in the Clothier anil Fuminher.
As up Broadway you’re walking.
Arrayed in latent style.
In Fashion’s folly stalking
With egotistic smile.
You're filled with consternation
" hen suddenly you find
By some miscalculation
V our necktie s up behind.
When you attend a paity
An I gyrate with tne girls
The exerc.se is h-arty.
Your brain with pleasure whirls;
But O, the painful reeling,
" ii* n Slid4only you find
The naked truth revealing.
Your necktie's up behind.
As down "on 'Change" you linger
To watch the market s close,
Some fool wid point his Huger
At you beneath his nose.
And shout out quite jocosely,
"Excu-e uie. sir: I find.
On looking at you closely.
Your necktie's up behind."
On some night when you're calling
Upon your sweetheart fair,
0. is it not appalling.
As you your love declare.
When words come hard and harder,
Ouite suddenly to find.
In midst of love's sweet ardor
Your necktie's up behind.
In this queer situation.
No matter how one tries.
There is no expiation;
The necktie’s bound to rise.
'Tis useless to reject it.
By fate, it is designed.
And when you least expect it
Your necktie's up behind.
(Senatorial Taffy.
From the Cincinnati Enauirer.
Washingtox, Dec. 23.—Senator Beck of Ken
tucky gave an almost cashing indorsement of
Senator Allison of lowa to a reporter this after
noon. 'The 9tate of lowa.” said he, "would
never be so foolish as to put any man in Allison's
place save Allison himself. If it did it would
disgrace itself. At present lowa is the most
prominent sta o in the Senate, for Allison is not
only chairman of the committee on appropria
tions, but he is the second member of the
committee on finance. If they send anew
man here he will have to go down to the lower
end of, it may be and probably would be. some
of the minor committees. William B. a llison
is a statesman, and if the lowa legislature has
not completely lost its senses it will send him
back to the Senate as often as he can be per
suaded to come.” Of course Senator Allison,
if he can overcome the caution, whica is one of
the chief elements of his public career, wiil be
glad to give the senator from Kentucky an
equally good send off if ho should need it four
or live years hence. The way the distinguished
senators stand together is remarkable. There,
is a state of senatorial brotherly love that is
beautiful to behold, and the bare doubt
there has been about the re-election of the able
Senator from lowa must have been extremely
shocking to his brothers in statesmansnip. The
Senate is the place to come to stay in. Young
and ambitious men have not much chance un
less they break in through theladmission of new
states.
The Secretary Barred Out.
A tall figure, somewhat stooped, cased in an
ulster more or less weather stained, and capped
by a derby thaf looked too smalt for the head
it was on, says the New York Sun, advanced to
ttie iron door shutters at the William street en
trance to the custom house Wednesday after
noon. It was after 4 o’clock. The two guards
1 ooked at the st ranger, whose hands were thrust
deep down into his trousers pockets
' What d'yer want!” exclaimed one.
"Can't come in after hours,” cried the
other.
“Come 'round in the morning, boss: no show
to-ni’ht,” was the second volley of the first
guard.
•'No. sir, it s no go,’’ and with this the
second guard barred the half-open door with a
club M
The stranger by this time has assumed an
additional air of meekness.
"Gentlemen,” he began, but before he had
another word out a voice back in the corridor
cried:
"That's Oen. Tracy. Secretary Tracy. Isit
him in, quick,” and Steve Smith, the six-day
walker of the oil cloth in Collector Erhardt’s
outer office, shuffled to the rescue. The guards
were amazed first, then gracious, and would
have carried the secretary up stairs witn pleas
ure. The ruler of the navy rather enjoyed the
crisis. But Steve Smith did not,
•'Next time my friend Tracy comes round,”
he said, and bit his cigar to pieces, “you let him
In, d'yer see!”
A Kentucky Kditor’s Hat.
From the Washington Post.
Hon. J. C. S. Blackburn is wearing this winter
a broad brimmed light sombrero, very much
akin to the cowboy style, which makes him a
more noticeable figure than ever. The other
day he received a draft for bis November salary,
and proceeded to Higgs' bank to get it cashed
and send off some small drafts. The clerk took
bis orders in relation to the small drafts, and
the senator indorsed his. The clerk asked him
if he was a depositor, whereupon the senator
frankly confessed that he was not, and had not
of late been in the habit of encumbering
the vaults of banks with large amounts
of surplus. “Do yon know any one con
nected with the bank!” asked the clerk. At
this point of the conversation one of the officers
of the solid financial institution looked from his
door, and politely request* i the senator to give
him a call in his private room before leaving.
At this the clerk remarked that it was all right.
Mr Blackburn, suppis.ng that every person
connected with the bank knew him asked the
clerk if he had been there long, and was In
formed that his term of service had not ex
tended over about two months.
"Well,” said the senator, “I would like for
you to tell me what made you doubt or ques
tion my ownership of this draft.”
•‘Well,” said the clerk, “I will tell you frankly
that I <ll4llOl think a senator wore that kind of
a hat.”
ITEMS or IKTgRgST.
A soos has just been published Vienna at en
titled Neos Beetbovnuaae." which is said to
. furnish :resn information about the great com
r* wr and give two letters wr.tten by Beethoven
] to o e:he . roc. Vienna in 18:1. in one of which
me composer alludes dolefully to ou pecuniary
circ inns ances. and com; lams of the small price
. offered him—sSo for the composition of a mas-.
Tbs sew uchthocse at H ustholm is the
most p- werful in the world. The br an is of
l “ OIX.uUO candle power and shows c.early at
B.okr.us, a distance if thirty-five miles. It is
, produced by arc- lamps fel by De Meriten *
; dynamos, driven by st-am engines. The light
i is supplemented in thick weather by two pow
erful sirens, or fog trumpets, working with com
pressed air
The Events* acgi’sta has erected a beautiful
monument, consisting of a marble croes on a
Gothic pedestal, nearly fifty feet high, on the
tsiani of Mamau in tne Lake of Constance, as
a memorial of the late Emperor William, who
for more than thirty vears paid a visit every
July when on his way from Ems to Gastein to
the Grand Duke and Grand Duchos* of Bad -n
at t„eir summer pa-ace on that beautiful island.
"I “L-pposE,” said the long-suffering advertis
ing manager, as the office gate clanged drearily
after the departing solicitor for Back Yard
Topics, • T suppose that if ever I hav - the good
fortune to get into heaven the record-ng angel
will greet me w.th a request that I take a half
page on the inside front cover of his book. :a
getber with an assurance tnat its circulation Is
limited strictly to first-class families and deliv
ered personally.’’
These are many people alive yet who want
something for nothing. About fifty of them live
in .Sioux C.ty. A man named R. A. Sears of
Minneapolis sent out offers to give three pieces
of elegantly upholstered parlor furnit ire as an
alvertisement to all who would send t*o cents
to pay boxing. Many sent the money, and got
three cute little iron toj*s with plush seats aod
pretty finish. The recipients were surprised,
And yet cinnot claim tnat they were badly
swindled, for they got all they paid for.
J- A Stooxds says it has been his constant
habit for many years to do a considerate
amount of hard study while traveling. “It
w. i: and bo difficult." says be. “to say how many
heavy German and Italian books on history,
biography, and criticifttn. how many volumes of
Greek poets, and what a library of French and
English authors nave been slowly perused by
m ’* in railway stations, trains, steamers, way
side and Alpine chalets. I enjoy nothing more
than to sit in a barroom among peasants,
carters and postilions smoking, w ith a glass of
wine beside me, and a stiff work on one of the
subjects I am bound to get up.”
Ax heir for the $30,000 estate of Thomas
Ablewhite of Chicago has been found. For a
longtime it was expected the small fortune
would revert to the state. Ablewhite was a
dry-goods merchant, and Austin Clement, a
creditor, was made administrator to collect his
estate. Clement report and that, as far asknown,
deceased had no heirs. He was told t > adver
tise. and make a search. He did so and, after
a long delay, a half sister of Ablew bite las
been found at Longehesier. Englanl. Her
name is Mary Wignal! lever, and when she
proves her relationship the $20.1X11 will be given
her, much to her present surprise.
Pai l Hall of West Union. la., over 70 years
of age. and a firm believer in Christian sciences,
was recently induced to go east to Hat Bottom.
Susquehanna county. Pa.. by a medium, who
c’airuel to have a message from a former
wife. The medium persuaded Mr. Hall to leave
his present wife, and to give to her (the
medium) about SI,OOO. It is sail that his wife’s
spirit wanted some anples. whereupon he
bought and gave the medium 200 barrels. Silk
dresses and other material things were offered
to th“ ghost, andappropriat id by the woman of
the flesn. until Mr. Hall is penniless. Mr. Hall
is now trying to get his money back.
The school board of Prairie township, says
a Columbus (O.) special, have taken steps to
remove a iady teacher for teaching in a practi
cal way the effects of alcohol on the human
system. A recent ace of the legislature added
this “study,’’with a series of new and costly
books, to the common school course, ani the
lady teacher interpreted it literally. Con
sequently she iirccured a quantity of alcohol,
and compelled her pupils to tast: it. and poured
it on their bare arms, to give them some prac
tical lessons of its effects. The effects were so
striking that the parents raised a row. and the
practical teacher iviillo.se her situation.
At the meeting of the Hudson county (X J.)
health beard Wednesday evening. Dr. Leonard
J. Gordon called attention to complaints that
John Fedfle, who claimed to be a doctor, was
practicing the art of a conjurer on his patients.
It was said that a skull stained with blood was
one of the insiruraeafs of h.s incantations.
Tnis w as denied by his wife when his house was
visited, hut she satd I al some people called to
ask him to be cured of their troubles: that ht
put papers in a bottle and looked in the looking
glass, mumbled something, and told them they
would lie cured. The only thing he ever pre
scribed was hot marrow to be rubbed on the
affected parts.
The members of the Baltimore Society of
Amateur Astronomers have received a dispatch
from Prof. Ritchie, at the Harvard observatory,
denoting a change ill the crater Pliny of the
moon. This remnant of a volcano is one of the
many crags and peaks distinguishable through
an opera-glass, field glass or telescope. The
errire surface of the moon is broken up by
waited plains, in the center of each of which
rises a straight mound. Crater Pliny is one of
the best known of these, and is in the north
west quadrant of the moon. A Baltimore
a-trnnoiuersaid that he thought that a mistake
had been made in regard to the discovery, as
the satellite is believed to be dead, and no
change can take place on its surface. He said
that it was possible that the professor, who
thought he bad made a discovery, had been
misled by the different prominences on the sur
face l n.g illuminated at different angles, and
thus presenting a different aspect.
Some years ago ago one of the present con
gressmen from New York state and his brother
were examining the stock of a pawnshop in
London with the hope of nicking up some
curiosties. They came across a necklace of
green glass beads, which the New York man
purchased for $2.50, intending to bring it home
to his little daughter. The brother was sur
prised to find in the shop a counterpart of this
necklac ■. which he brought home to his little
girl. Two months later the latter showed her
gift to a jeweler, who pronounced the glass
beads to be emeralds, and who sold them after
ward for several thousand dollars. The raem
ber of congress, upon hearing this, took his
necklace to the sain wdealer, who pronounced it
to be composed of glass beads. The London
pawn dealer had purchased them of a thief,
who had stolen them from a wealthy woman.
The latter kept the emeralds in a safe, and wore
their glass counterparts. Of course no one
couid tell the difference when the necklace en
circled her throat.
For the last fifteen years Mrs. Charles V.
Worthington of Evansville. Ind.. has been par
tially deaf, and suffer and a great deal from
ulceration in her left ear. During the time of
tae trouble she has placed herself under the
treatment of a number of physicians, and al
though they did mueh to alleviate the pain,
their efforts were not productive of satisfactory
results. Last week she placed herseif under the
care of Dr. F. S. Compton, who discovered the
cause of her trouble.- It was a large mosquito,
which must have lieen in her ear for nearly
fifteen years. The insect had lodged in the
membrane of the drum of the ear. causing an
ulceration which ban never healed up entirely
within that time. When the physician removed
the cause of the trouble the patient experienced
almost immediate relief, and ordinary sounds,
which heretofore she was unable to hear at ail.
were distinctly audible. The physician is now
of the opinion that in course of time Mrs.
Worthington s hearing will not only be perfect,
but the ulceration and irritation caused by the
presence of the insect iu so tender a part as the
ear will enlirely disappear.
At Batesyiu.e, Ark., a recent shooting affray
brought into notice a woman known as “Sorrel
Sue.” She always appeared ia public riding a
sorrel horse. It was believed she belonged to a
gang who stole horses. A surgeon who was
summoned to attend one of her admirers who
had been wounded in the row mistook his way
find wandered to Sue's cabin. Before he could
lie hustled out he saw certain things which
aroused his suspicious. Tnese he reported to
Sheriff Simcue. who, with a posse, managed to
surround the den of the horse thieves, captur
ing Sue and two of her gang. He found that
Sue had applied the means of bleaching her
own hair to that of the horses. When the posse
entered they found a horse enveloped in a
jacket mafle out of rubber coats, being treated
to a sulphur vapor bath. The appliances were
very iugenious. and worked very well. A black
or bay tiorse would be stolen aud run into the
bleacnery. After its color was changed and its
tail and mane trimmed, the disguise became so
pronounced that without any great risk the ani
mal could be taken in daylight through the
very district from which it had been stolen. It
was Sue’s business to not o< ly superintend the
bleaching, but also to rid# the animal out of the
country.
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