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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS'.
Meetings—Zerubbabel Dodge No. 15. F. Sr
A. M.; Savannah Ride Association; Merchants’
Week General Committee; Meeting of Com
mittee to Nominate Officers of C. V. A.; Branch
No. 38, Catholic Knights of America.
Special Notices—As to Bills Against German
Bark Margaretbe; Dissolution of Partnership,
Goods & Manning; As to Crew of British Bark
Pohona; Public School F.xamination; Fine
Horses. Guilmartln & Mehrtens; Notice to
Holders of Ground Rent Titles, C. S. Hardee,
City Treasurer; Important to Tybee Shippers;
Military Order— General Order No. 21, Geor
gia Hussars.
Steamship Schedule— Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
Auction Salks—Lot Southeast Corner Dray
ton and York Street Lane, by Laßoche &
McLaughlin; Parlor, Bedroom, and Kitchen
Furniture, Three Valuable Pieces of Property,
Five Splendid Suburban Lots, Lot 50x310, Two
Houses, and Two Valuable Lots, by C. H. Dor
sett
Legal Notices—Applications for Divorce.
At Private Sale -A Handsome Residence,
M. J. Solomons.
Notice to Architects— R. M. Lamar, Mil
ledgeville. Ga.
Brown s Sea Foam Soar—Henry Solomon ,t
Son. Wholesale Agents.
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted; Enoloyraent Wanted; For Rent; For
Rale; Lost; Found; Personal; Miscellaneous.
Explorer Stanley has renounced the life
of the cosmopolite and subscribed to an
oath to support the British government,
Chicago has at last been made happy.
.The Senate has passed the world’s fair bill
and the President will undoubtedly sign it.
Th& new sheriff bill just passed by the
New York legislature allows the sheriff of
Hew York city a salary of $12,000 yer year.
Already the New York corrupt practice
act has been violated. It does not seem to
prohibit the illegal use of money in elec
tions.
A grand jury in Illinois is seriously con
sidering the propriety of indicting a nickle
in-the-slot machine, for selling cigars on
Sunday
The general reading public will bo greatly
delighted if the New York papers will give
M. Bartholdi and the Bartholdi monument
a much needed rest.
Rev. Samuel P. tones is now at his home
in Carters ville for a few -lays’ rest, before
going to Danville, N. C., to open evangeli
cal meetings at that place.
Gen. Nelson A. Miles has been presented
■with a young presidential boomlet by the
citizens of Los Angeles, Cal. It is said that
the general is very popular in the west.
There is not much danger that the supreme
court of the United States will be out of
work soon. It is six years behind in its
work, and new cases are accumulating all
the time
A complaint has been made already that
the new landing place for the accommoda
tion of immigrants in New York is too
small, and that it provides no protection for
the immigrant.
The Pittsburg republicans continue to
pin their faith to Quay. The Americus
Club jf that city, a few days ago, held a
very enthusiastic meeting in honor of the
noted republican boss.
Mr. Parnell does not indorse the Irish
land purchase bill. He denies that it pro
vides a satisfactory solution of the land
ifuestion, and claims that the guarantees set
forth are illusory and insufficient.
The brewery men of Chicago have held a
meeting and passed resolutions indorsing
the eight-hour movement. They see that
the workingmar. will have more time to
spend in saloons if he only works eight
hours per day.
These who engage in writing up the
horrors of the execution of murderers by
the hanging method will have * got up
new headings for their articles. The old
line‘■Nolonger cheatiug the gallows” will
soon b obsole e.
On Juiy IP, next, the New England
Methodists will celebrate their centen
nial in Boston. The first Wesleyan sermon
ever preached in Massachusetts was deliv
red on Boston common 100 years rgo by
:he apostle Jessie Lee.
The Troublesome direr Question.
The republicans having got their tariff
bill into shape are making extraordinary
efforts to frame a silver bill that will be
acceptable to their party, and which, at the
same time, will be a popular measure. They
want votes, and they are ready to do what
they know will not be for the best interests
of the country to get them. In framing
the tariff bill their ways and means com
mittee showed clearly its determination to
be glided by the policy of catering to the
interest* which controlled ths most votas,
regardless of the ultimate effect which its
action would have upon the prosperity of
the country. They are following the same
policy in their efforts to reach an agreement
on the silver question.
A committee of House republicans has
been cinferring with a committee of Senate
republicans for several days, and each com
mittee has made concessions, but no agree
ment is yet in sight. Both committee- un
derstand that their party made very lib
eral promises ?o the silver mga during the
last national campaign, and both are will
ing, apparently, to stand by those promises,
but there are very grave difficulties in the
way of granting all the silver men demand,
and the way to overcome those difficulties
has not yet been discovered.
In our dispatches yes erdav it was stated
that the silver men had succeeded in gain
ing two concessions which they regarded as
very important. One was that the govern
ment should buy not less than 2,000,000
ounces cf silver every month regardless of
the price of silver, and the other was that
treasury notes, issued in the purchase of
silver bullion, should be redeemed in coin or
lawful money, as well as in bullion, but this
concession was accompanied with the pro
viso that the government should have the
option of determining the medium in which
the cotes should be redeemed.
The Senate republicans .ppear to be in
favor of requiring the government to pur
chase not only all the silver product of this
country, but also that of Mexico. If the
bill authorizing the purchase of $4,500,003
worth a month were to become a law the
government would have to go abroad for
$11,000,000 of the $54,000,000 worth of silver
a year which it would have to purchase. It
would seem as if the silver men ought to be
satisfied if the government purchased the
whole of the home product.
The thing that the silver men are now
insisting upon is, that the notes issued in
purchase of silver bullion shall be redeemed
in coin or lawful money, and never in
silver bullion. The Secretary of the Treas
ury holds that the notes should be redeem
able in silver bullion only, or that he should
at least have the authority to determine the
medium In which they should be redeemed.
Unless he had this authority there would
be danger of the country being forced to
silver basis.
The Secretary of the Treasury is in a
position to know how much silver cur
rency the country can take without danger
of its depreciation’ It would seem, there
fore, to be wise to allow him a largo amount
of discretion. What the silver men are
after, however, is -free silver coinage, and
if they cannot have that they intend to
have as near that as possible. The Repub
lican party, recognizing the influence of the
silver men, is disposed to make concessions
tc them that it is not safo to make. It is
dealing with the silver question as if it wore
political instead of financial in its char
acter.
Kemmler’s Approaching Fats.
William Kemmler, who is in prison at
Auburn, N. Y., was convicted of mur
der on May 14 last, and was sentenced to be
executed by electricity. His case has been
the rounds of all the courts, and the gov
ernor has refused to pardon him. Next
week his sentence, it is expected, will be
carried into effect. The electrical machine
is in readiness, and will be operated by Mr.
Harald Brown, an electrical expert. He
has made several tests upon dumb animals,
and in each instance death was produced
instantaneously. He has no doubt that
Kemm’er will not suffer the least pait
The death-dealing machine consists of a
Westinghouso dynamo and an ingeniously
constructed apparatus for passing tue elec
trical current through the victim's body.
The apparatus is made up of a pair of heavy
brogan shoes with metal plates in the soles,
and a close-fitting cap for the head, in the
center of which there is a small metal plate.
Wires, which pass out through the heels of
the shoes, are attached to the metal plates
in the soles, and a copper wire, spiral in
shape and fitting the bead, is inside of the
cap, and is attached to the metal plate in the
cap. The wire attached to the metal in the
soles of the shoes and the wire in the cap are
connected with the dynamo.
When the time arrives for Kemmler’s
execution ho will be placed in a chair that
is somewhat like a barber’s chair, and his
legs, arms and body will be fastened to it.
The cap and shoes will be put on him and
connected with the dynamo. He will then
be-ready for the death dealing current.
When the current is turned on the only
perceptible effect will be, says the expert,
“a little stiffening of the body and a little
quiveriug of the limbs.'’ Life will flutter
for a bare second, and then Kemmler will
have ceased to be among the living.
Postmaster General Wanamaker has for
warded to the House committee on post
offices and post roads his objections to the
bill providing that eight consecutive hours
of labor shall constitute a day’s work for
clerks and employes in all first, second and
third class postoffices, and that clerks ad
employes shall be paid for overtime. He
claims that the bill would cost the govern
ment $2,162,470. He thinks that the eight
hour regulation is impracticable in post
offices, and says that twelve hours is about
the right length of time. He has taken the
advice of several leading postmasters in the
country, and bases his report largely upon
what they think. He suggests that in case
the government adopts the eight-hour regu
lation some provision be made to credit the
gov ernment in cases where clerks and em
ployes do not work eight hours.
Senator Farwell, of Illinois, doesn’t
think there is any need for United States
treasurer He has, therefore, introduced
into the Senate a bill to abolish that
office, and to deposit all the money in the
treasury in such national banks as the Sec
retary of the Treasury may designate. The
bill applies to sub-treasurie. a? well as to
the treasury. Is Senator Farwell trying
to cut down the number of office-holders i
or does he think that national banks are
safer depositories than the United Scatos
treasury?
The Pennsylvania prohibitionists have
decided to hold a state convention in May
and nominate a state ticket. It has been
decided also to nominate in each of the
senatorial and representative districts can
didates of their own party faith.
THE MORNING NEWS : THURSDAY, APRIL 24, 1890.
Senator Eiscock’s Banking Scheme.
The junior senator from New York, Mr
Hiscock, has introduced a bill into the Sen
ate to the country with an abund
ance of money. He is a member of the Sen
ate finance committee, and ought to know
something about financial matter*. It is
doubtful, however, if hankers, after reading
the bill, will give him credit for much
knowledge of that kind. Already the sus
picion has been suggested that his bill is an
effort to outbid Senator Stanford for the
presidential nomination of his party.
Stanford’s bill, it will be remembered, pro
vides for lending tc the farmers money from
the treasury at 1 per cent, interest.
Senator Hiscock’s bill permits national
banks to issue national bank notes against
deposits of government, state, railway and
municipal bonds to the amount of 90 per
cent, of their face value; also on storage
warrants and warehouse receipts for pig
iron, cotton and wheat to the amount
of 75 per cent, of their market
value —it being provided that the warrants
and receipts shall be assigned to the treas
ury ; also on firet mortgages on real estate
to the amonnt of 50 per cett. of their value ;
also on gold and silver bullion at their coin
value.
Mr. Hiscock’s bill furthei provides that
the national bank notes issued on the fore
going articles snail be full legal tender for
all public and private debts, and in case
any of the banks get into trouble the gov
ernment shall be a preferred creditor.
It will be seen that Mr Hiscock’s scheme
is a long way ahead of the sub-treasury plan
of the farmers’ alliance or of any other
plan yet suggested for making money plen
tiful and cheap. Bankers, probably, will
call it a wild cat scheme. There is no doubt,
however, that the government has authority
to make anything it pleases a legal tender.
The supreme court said as much in the cele
brated greenback decision.
If Mr. Hiscock’s bill should become a
law, and there should be silver legislation
in harmony with the views of the silver
men, there would bo plenty of money cer
tainly in circulation, but would it be easier
to get rich? Would the laboring man be
able to live ju3t as well on less work, or to
live better with the same amount of work >
Would the country be more prosperous?
Perhaps Mr. Hiscock will answer these ques
tions when his bill comes before the Senate,
if it ever does come before it.
Cardinal Gibbons is very well pleased
with the opinions expressed by Pope Lao in
the interview with him published in the
Morning News and other newspapers last
Sunday. To a'Philadelphia Times corres
pondent on Monday he said: “lam delighted
with the sentiments ascribed to the sovereign
pontiff. They ar> eminently worthy of a
pope who is so discerning and who has his
finger on the pulse of the people. They
prove to all that the pope is not a fossil,
but that he has his eye upon the world aud
that his heart beats with sympathy for its
legitimate wants and aspirations. Leo
XILL shows conclusively the deep in
terest which he takes not only in the
religious and moral, but also in the social
and economic, questions of the day, and
that he is anxious to co-operate with all
good men of every creed and to avail him
self in every proper way of the colossal
power of the press in lightening the harden
and elevating the condition of suffering
humanity.’’
Speaker Reed is burning the midnight oil
in the preparation of a speech which he ex
pects to deliver at the annual dinner of the
Americus Club next Saturday night. The
club is the swell republican organization of
Pittsburg, Pa., and the occasion of the din
ner is the anniversary of the birthday of
Gen. Giant. The subject of Speaker Reed’s
speech is “The Republican Party.” It is
hardly probable that he will say anything
about his usurpation of power as speaker,
or mention the grave charges that have
been made recently against Senator Quay,
the chief bo s of the Republican party.
Another American is soon to wed a titled
foreigner. She is a widow named Cooper.
At one time she was a celebrated Milwaukee
belle. She lived in Europe many years,and
returned to this country very recently. The
man she Is to make happy is Count Segardi,
an Italian. He is much younger that his
prospective bride, and is not blessed with
an abundance of wealth. It is to be hoped
that Mrs. Cooper will find a great deal more
happiness than many American women
who have married titled foreigners.
The condition of the poor negro is being
discussed all over the country. In the Con
gregational Club, iu Boston, a few days ago,
Dr. A. E. Dnnning, in his address on the
subject, said: “The negro needs a better
home.” If this was intended as news, the
doctor will have the thanks of all the
colored population.
The railroad investments in Mexico ara
bearing frhit. The mine owners and smelt
ing men there have decided to buy im
proved mining machinery, and build their
own smelters and mills for the treatment
aud reduction of the ores at the mines.
This means thousands of dollars for Ameri
can machinery.
Last Sunday in one of the German
churches of Chicago there was a lively
scone. The dispute as to who should preacn
the sermon resulted in the forcible ejectien
of the Rev. John Vetter, who hai made
himself obnoxious to a majority of the con
gregation, but who persisted iu preaching.
The Herald's Havana correspondent
says that there is a strong and growing sen
timent in Cuba in favor of annexation to
the United States. This is not surprising in
view of the fact that the people are so
heavily taxed that they see nothing but
poverty in the future.
There is now no talk among congressman
about an early adjournment of congress.
They think that if they succeed in fitting
away from Washington by Aug. 1 they
will be fortunate. The chances are that
Sept. 1 will find them still talking about the
tariff and silver.
The Manufacturers’ Club of Philadelphia
held a rousing free trade meeting last Mon
day evening. Mr. Benjamin C. Potts made
the principal address. Congressman J. G.
Carlisle was to have addressed the meeting
but was unavoidably kept away.
The first congress of women’s dubs con
vened in New York yesterday Is was a
gathering together of all the female literary
clubs of the country. The ibjact of the
congress is to aid in developing literary,
artistic, and scientific culture
The examination into the charges against
Dr. Whitman, who has been filling a pulpit
in one of the churches in Joliet, 111., de
veloped such rottenness that the hearing of
the case has been transferred from the
church to the court house.
PESSONAL.
Gov. C'AjfrEKLL of Ohio is fond of waltzing.
Twins have been bora to Marion Crawford,
the novelist. at Sorrento. Italy. Crawford won't
have much time now for literary work.
Mr. Crook, who retires from the managing
editorship of the Boston Traveller in conse
quence of a change in the pm inetonhip of the
paper, has occupied the position for forty years.
It is state! that the new German chancellor,
Gen. von Caprivi, is of loa'.iaa origin, as his
name reveals. Tae family r aorm during the
middle ages inhabited tsa ancient duchy of
Friuli
Gen. B. F. Rtringeellow of Chicago arrived
in San Francisco last week, bavins pits WtgirneU
from a trip around the world. Aftnough 75
years of age. he has made the journey around
the globe alone.
Henry Washburn, 70 years old. wedded a 14-
year old bride on Saturday, at Madison, Ind,
and on Sunday applied for an anjiuknectiof the
marriage. He had been kindly a taxed 'to do
so by a committee of White Cop t
N. P. Willis’ once beautiful summer home,
“Idlewild,' has been sold and converted Into .
private lunatic asylum. Mrs. WiHis is bring in
Connecticut. She is a woman of large ciiltiva
tion, strong character, and generous impuh-ei.
Jerome Wnonof Long L(ike, N. Y.. found the
name of Annie Hodgson if Sheffield, Bngland.
in an umbrella, wrote toSier add later married
her. It is not always a t*an marries qr can
marry the person whose name he find*. in an
umbrella.
Stanley i* the hero of anew play named
after him. and soon to be produced in Paris. It
is said that the hero is to be depicted as wearing
vide-whiskers. and clad in a very loud checked
suit, which is the conventional French idea of a
British explorer.
Alfred Gilbert ofthe F.nglish Royal Academy
has been engaged for the past two years on
a magnificent center-piece for Queen Victoria’s
table, and it is now nearly completed. Nothing
so fine in the way of art silver worn has been
done since the days of Benvenuto Cellina.
Platt anpOr ay both began their political
careers by holding the office of county clerk.
Platt s first public office was that of county
clerk of Tioga county. New York Quay began
bis office-holding as prothonotary (the Pennsyl
vania name for county clerk) of Beaver county,
Pennsylvania.
Ex-Senator Palmer, minister to Madrid, is
coming home on leave. His visit has “no
political influence,” but the friends of Gen.
Alger, who is also believed to be looking after
the nomination for governor of Michigan, are
impressively unoccupied in arranging a rousing
reception for him.
A prominent Washingtonian says; “The
trouble with Harrison is that he lacks tact,
has the big head and is an uncompromising
aristocrat. He bases his aristocracy on his
birth and career, and also feels that his religious
standing makes hitn superior to the ordinary
run of humanity. He is the coldest and most
unpopular man who ever hel l the presidential
chair.” This man has evidently asked and
been refused.
BRIGHT BITS.
A Mrsico-HvmoLooifUL expression; “You are
a lyre by the clock.”— Jeweler’s Weekly.
Luck is a good thing to have, hut it is a poor
thing to watt tor.—Atchison Globe.
There is very little warmth in the mitten
which the rejected lover receives.— Rome Senti
nel.
A min can always find fault if ha will; a wo
man will always find fault if she can.— Ashland
( Wis.) Press.
A great many fools would easily pass for
philosophers if it wasn't for their fatal mouths.
Ashland Press.
Only the lower limbs of a tree should be
used iu the manufacture of wooden legs.— Terre
Haute Express.
There are some circles where it is only the
man with the income that can come iu.—Bing
hamton Leader.
Fashionable ladies are not fond of hard
work, and yet they know what a toilet is to dress
for dinner— Texas Siftings.
Bismabck is not given to threats. What he
really did y was: 'I go. but if you want me
you can seud for somebody else.”— Judge.
A Montreal woman is the mother of twenty
two children. If to have numerous progeny is
§odlv, she must expect to go tj heaven by the
eir line.—. Vein York Herald.
Th? Society Mother's Duties.—Little Miss
Avnoo: What is mammas for?
Littlo Miss De Fashion—Why, they is to scold
the nurses when we make a noise.— New York
Weekly.
Little Benny— Grandpa, is they any bigger
fly than a horse fly?
Grandpa (thougntfuily)—l dun kno’, Benny;
there may be a two-hoss fly sotne'eres—Har
per's Bazar.
A farm journal says a cow can be prevented
from kicking by tying her hind legs together.
Perhaps so; but a man can’t be prevented from
kicking by tying his hind legs together. He
would "kick” if he had no legs. That’s his
nature.— Norristown Herald.
Charlie Rivers—And so you will bo 8 next
weak, Flossie! Why, you are getting to be
quite an old lady.
Flossie—Yes, I’m getting old much faster than
sister May is. She has been 23 ever since I can
remember.— Munsey's Weekly.
Smith—Say, Brown, got $5 in change?
Brown—Yes, 1 guess so.
Smith—Well, lend it to me a few minutes.
Here comes Green down the street; I’m going to
ask him to loan me a dollar, and I know- he’ll
say he’s got nothing less than a fi ve.—The
Jester.
Customer—l am just, fitting tip anew office
and want some pens, ink and paper, and I want
’em on time.
Stationer—Can’t sell on time.
Customer—No?
Stationer—No; it is impossible to keep run
ning accounts in our business.
Customer—Why so?
Stationer—Because our business is stationery.
Pittsburg Disjxitch.
CURRENT COMMENT.
Il Is Thought I bay Would.
From the Courier Journal (Dem.\.
If the colored man who is not allowed to eat
in a Michigan restaurant were to join the China
man on the Niagara bridge, who is not allowed
to go into Canada or to come into the United
States, would the two compare notes?
No One Can TelL
From the. Mew York Star ( Dcm).
Matthew S. Quay still enters the white bouse
at the front door aad talks to the President
with bis bat on, like a man who expects to he
obeyed. What would become of the Harrison
administration aud the G. O. P if Boss Quay
should discard his shield of silence and tell
what be knows?
Oil Will Not stop It.
From the -Veio York Star l Dem.).
The Sabbatarians have taken issue with the
oil producers of Pennsylvania, and are having
the oil men arraigned in court for running their
wells on Sunday. The scriptures to the contrary
notwithstanding, here is a quarrel that cannot
be stayed by "pouring oil upon tbe troubled
waters,” for tbe more the oil is poured out the
more serious the trouble becomes.
Full Dress at the Theaters.
An etrtwrienoe rebeoidy told of a visit to
the London Lyceum theater a twelve months
since, says tbe Clothier and Furnisher, verifies
the statement as to the positive rule of some of
the English play-houses not to admit ladies or
gentlemen to tha stalls unless they are in even
ing dress. The American had had a busy day of
it and found that it was too late to put himself
Into his dress suit, as was his custom when co
rn z to a theater, and hurried off in his ordinary
morning suit with his wife to witness the per
formance of Henry Irvingm “The Dead Heart.”
At the box office be tendered his money for a
couple of stalls The official looked the appli
cant over for a moment, apparently arrived at
the conclusion he was a gentleman and forth
w ith aske 1 if he could not accept a box -a much
E referable and more expensive situation- for
is lady and himself.
”1 make this suggestion," continued the
courteous and diplomatic representative, “be
cause should you appear in the stalls not in full
drqss you would atjraci an embarrassing
auKmsrbf notice as tijr ohly per-ons that had
been prevented, for some' cause or other, from
observing the usual formality. 1 feel sure that
under the circumstances you will find this box
more agr eeablA”
‘ Neat way of putting it, wasn't it?" said the
narrator, chipper!}-, “and so English, you
know:” '
A fact that all men with gray and many
shaded whiskers should know, that Buck
ingham’s Dya always colors an even brown
or black at will.— Adr.
Anybody Would Know Him.
“Have you seen my man?” demanded a tall,
raw- boned and angular woman of a gate keeper
at the Ft. Paul union depot in the hearing of a
Pioneer-Press reporter.
“It's just possible ma'am," replied the official,
but as I am not personally acquainted with him
I may have missed him in the crowd.”
“O, you'd know him;you’d notloe him. He'd
attract attention in a mob of 115.<M0. He's an
undersized, hatchet-faced, lop-ear and. scrawny
chap, with scrofula sores on his neck and fish
eyes. Lemme see. it's now 1;30. an’ he'd be
summat stupid with bock beer by this time ef
there's enny in town. You keep beer in this
town, I s'pose”'
“A’es, ma'am, I am sorry to say we do."
“Yes, well, he'd have his gorge on it before
this. There’s a gal with him that he's coaxed
to elope with him. an - if the dratted pair haint
showed up yit tbey'ell be here presently. She's
a fat, red-faced, pimpiy gal. with brindle hair
and pegged shoes, an' mouth like a cut worm.
She’s wearing a green calico frock an' yeller
hat, with a rooster’s tail onto it. You'd know
her soon as you seen her. an’ spot her for a
gillie. Well, I want 'em bijh arrested soon ez
they strike thedepow. See? Show me a cop
per”
n don t believe, ma'am, a policeman would
feel warranted in arresting him without due
process of law.”
“What: Won t pinch the onery couple on
my say so? I'd see the mayor ter onctef I
dared leave the de[iow. I live in Rochester, an’
I know they are goin' ter give me there slip
in St. Paul and start for Milwaukee. But I'll
wait an' bide my time an' snatch 'em on ther
platform just as they air giggling over their
cuteness. I'll disfljger their love's young
dream or I'm a ghost.”
"That pair you speak of got on at Minneapo
lis U!:.ln o'clock and have gone on to Milwau
kee,” explained a conductor standing by.
"They hev?”
“I came down on the same train with them ”
"Then I’m sewed ud by a measly, potwitted
Jimplicute of ther Futnbro scrub oaks. But I'm
on their wring now. an' f might as well fliton to
ward Milwaukee. I’ll make 'em squeal for
mercy sure's my name’s Henrietty.”
Out In Virginia City.
I heard an amusing reminiscence of John T
Raymond the other day, says Eugene Field in
the Chicago .Yeicj. It seems that this comedian
always made a practice of stopping off aud
giving performances at Virginia City on bis way
across the continent. One time he complained
to the local manager that he had never done a
good business in the town and he had about
made up his mind to give it the go-by hereafter.
The manager argued that it was all Raymond's
fault ; that his engagements were ill timed, and
that if he were to visit Virginia City at the
proper time there would be no trouble about
securing packed houses.
“If you could manage to be hereabout when
we have a hanging. ” said the manager, “you’d
do a magnificent business, for there's nothing
like an execution to draw acrowd into town.”
“Well, you let me know,” said Raymond,
“when the next hanging is to occur, and if I can
get here I will.”
The local manager sai i that there was to be a
hanging afortniglit from the following Friday;
by cancelling certain other dates and by niakiug
a tedious journey Raymond was able to bring
his show back to Virginia City at that time.
Surely enough, the town was full of people
they had come iu from all the territory round
about—thousands of ’em, ail with plenty of
money, and ail crazy to see the hanging. Ray
mond was overjoyed. “At last,” he cried, with
a mighty sigh of relief.
In order to accommodate the crowd expected
at the theater that night benches and chairs
were hired and brought in. “Spare no expense,”
said Raymond gleefully. “Let us make hay
while the sun shines!”
But at 2 o'clock that afternoon a telegram
came from the governor reprieving the crim
inal, and by 6 o’clock the camp was as deserted
as a last year's bird's nest.
The Joy of the Book Lover.
Prom the Book Mart.
1 looked around the waits with eager eyes.
And many friends of dear old time behold;
Some decked in all the glories of fine gold.
And some in clothing beggars would despise;
Yet these, as worthiest or my love, 1 prize.
For when to me the whole world seemeth
cold.
Or down my cheeks the tears flow uncon
trol ted,
I know that solace in their pages lies.
For not in books In full morocco bound,
Calf extra, or pure vellum snowy white,
Ts sweetest consolation by me found;
But rather in the ragged, dust-stained tomes,
Abominations to artistic sight,
That save on my poor shelves would ne’er find
homes.
I ope a book at hazard, as I stand
with raptured gaze bedde my crowded rows.
And such the charm its genius o'er me throws
That soon my little book room doth expand
Into illimitable space, where banned
Is every vestige of Life’s cares and woes;
The sun of happiness upon me glows
As I peruse the volume in tsy hand.
And thus it often Is: my soul is borne,
On Fancy's wings, to realms of Love and
Light,
Where perfect peace holds it in glad repose;
And, ere the leaves unconsciously I close,
Again I learn that e'en to those who mourn,
The darkiest, dreariest days may seem most
bright.
Break Up the Procession.
While the ice company's parade moved up
the avenue, says the Washington Post , headed
by a brass band, two Ohio men, who think the
country yearns for their services, but who, up
to the present time, have been unable to im
press the administration with a sense of their
real worth, stood on the corner and watched
the wagons go by.
“Now, where do you suppose they are going?’’
asked the first Ohioan, as the band turned up
Fifteenth street, making the air ring with the
strains of that good old hymn, “From Green
land’s Icy Mountains.”
“Don’t know.” responded his companion,
“unless they are going up to be reviewed by
the President.'’
“Well, It’s a pretty chilly lay out, but if the
President has retained the rnanDer he had on
hand the last time I called, it will break up the
procession.”
And the unhappy Buckeye republican cast a
sympathetic glance in the direction of the
moving ice wagons.
He is Superstitious.
It is a strange fact, says the Chicago Herald,
that the average newspaper man is supersti
tious to a degree. Why this should be so no
one knows. One of the craft, who looks to be
healthy enough, was around town ctn his work
the other day, and he ran across Frank Hill,
Chicago’s coffin king, who was at one time at
the head of the ill-fated Thirteen Club. In the
course of a chat with a few mutual friends the
scribe ventured the opinion that he would not
live long. Every one laughed at such an hallu
cination on his part, and trie i to cheer him lip.
Finally Mr. Hill came to the rescue and took a
hand in the discussion. He regarded the matter
from a business point of view. “Don’t die so
soon my boy.” he urged. “You just wait until
our new spring style of casket comes out, and
then I’ll give you a daisy at first cost. ” Here
upon the scribe gave up the idea of dying jnd
concluded to live. He did not want a business
matter made of it.
“Civil a Bit of Sinse, Sur.”
One of Dan Doherty's stories, says Taras
Siftings, is of a certain man possessed of great
wealth and proud of his possessions, who was
wont to refer to them often, but withal he was
rather deficient, in intellect. One day he had
an old man working for him. an Irishman pos
sessing a full share of the wit of his race. The
rich man went out to oversee tbe job. He
looked at Pat a minute, hard at work, and said:
“Well, Pat, it’s good to be rich, isn’t it?”
“Yis, sur,” said Pat, meekly enough.
“1 am rich, Pat—very rich.”
“So I’m tould,” said Pat, shoveling away.
“I own lands and h uses, and bonds, and
stocks, and —and—and—”
"Yis, sur.”
“And what is it, Pat, that 1 haven't got?"
"Divil a bit of siase, sur," said Pat, as he
picked up his wheelbarrow and trundled it off,
and the rich man went into the house and sat
behind the door.
Great Demand for Babies.
An unusual demand for infants, says the Bos
ton Herald, has been created by a Worcester
man who has advertised for 1,000 babies. Fond
mammas, who may be terrified at the startling
request, can have their fears allayed by com
munlcating with the manager of a baby show
to be given in that city next week, who will in
form them that a large number of prizes will
be awarded to Uaudsome, homely, large and
small babies: to twins, triplets, quadruplets,
and even freaks. The contest is open to New
England babie3 and will be decided by ballot.
FOR NERVOUS DEBILITY
Use Hereford's Acid Phosphate.
Dr. H. T. Turner, Kasson, Minn., says:
“I have found it very beneficial in nervous
debility, from any cause, and for indiges
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.
ArsTßzt/AX settlers complain that there is
a great increase in destructive insects since the
! English sparrows arrived and drove out the
native birds.
A contribution of one egg each vu called
for from each pupil in the public schools of
Harrisburg. Pa., in aid of a hospital, and 5,009
eggs were contributed.
The ERiEzr which decorates the dining room
of Mrs W. C. Whitney represents not only
Shakespeare's heros and heroin“s in life size,
but also the modest sum ot SIO,OOO.
A cedar stump stands on W. 8. Clay's farm,
near Snohomish City, Ore., that measures
twenty feet in diameter. A photograph was
taken of it with thirty mea and five horses
standing abreast.
A cannon ball, believe! to be a revolutionary
relic, was unearthel on South High street,
55 esc Chester, Pa ,on uonday. It was about
three inches in diameter, aud was heavily in
crusted with rust.
An artesian well on Charles Smith's farm,
near Anabeini. Cal,, is constantly throwiug out
small fish. Smith has built a number of ponds
that be will stock with the fiq supplied from
nature’s laboratory.
A Potter county < Pa.) man owns a Berkshire
sow which is raising two bear cubs. The owner
believes that the sow stole them, as the mother
of the cubs a day or two previously had de
voured two of the pigs.
A remarkable Feature of the large coal
mine at St. Andre du Polrise. France, which is
over 3.000 feet in depth, is the comparatively
low temperature experienced, which is seldom
more than 75* Fahrenheit.
The pet names of the four baby states are as
follows: North Dakota is the “Flicker-Tail
state,” South Dakota is the “Swinge Cat state.”
Wasbington is the Chinook state,” and Mon
tana is the “Stubbed Toe state.”
More bridal couples are said to have visited
Y ashington t his spring than ever before. One
of the hotels makes a present of a bouquet to
each bride r hat enters its dining-room, and its
flower bills this season have been enormous.
A G. A. R. post in Palmer, Mass., has in
vited Mrs. Eva T. Cook to become its Memorial
day orator, and she has accepted. She is the
wife of Col. Benjamin F. Cook, formerly com
mander of the Twelfth Massachusetts regiment.
A Kansas woman is the legal wife of two
husbands, her first having had a decree of di
vorce set aside after she had married her sec
ond. It is not quite clear whether No. l's object
was to get her back or to worry the other
fellow.
Miss Alice Elliott of Ottawa, Out., aged 23
years, while suffering from dementia, swallowed
a small penknife with the blades open. So far
she bas experienced no unpleasant results, but
her physician is watching the case with great
anxiety.
The pai.se teeth swallowed by Lorenzo Hink
ley of Madrid. Me., a few days ago, were taken
from the oesophagus through the stomach at
Portland at the State General Hospital. The
operation was a difficult and trying one and the
patient survived.
A history of all the wars in which Russia has
been engage 1 since the time of Peter the Great
is soon to be issued. It will be edited by Gen.
Leer, who will be assisted by some of tbe best
known Russian authorities in military matters.
Three volumes are nearly ready.
The finest work in silver “since Benvenuto
Cellini” is said to be anew centerpiece for the
queen’s table, ■ upon which Alfred Gilbert
A. K. A,, lias been working for two years
past and which is now nearly completed. About
2,000 ounces of silver have been used.
A company has been formed to exploit the
auriferous sands of the Rhine. A calculation
has been made that from Kheinam, in the con
ton ot Zurich to Philiipsburg. in the grand
duchy of Baden, at least 5~>,000,000 worth of
gold is miged with the sand of the river.
An extraordinary feat in telephoning was
recently accomplished between St. Petersburg
ami Bologue, a distance of 2,465 miles. Con
versation was kept up. notwithstanding a rather
high induction. Tbo Russ an engineers propose
to converse by telephone over a distance of
4,006 miles.
A Sault Ste. Marie young man fell in love
with a girl, but her mother objected. One night
last week the young man took the girl and her
mother to a snow, but got the seats widely
apart. While the play was in progress the
lovers slipped out and were married before the
curtain dropped.
The Monterey and Mexican Gulf railway is
using ebony aud mahogany in the construction
of its bridges, and the stations are being built of
black marble. The country through which this
road runs abounds in those kinds of woods,
whereas the commoner kinds usually used in
constructing bridges are wholly wanting.
According to the laws of Italy fathers are
responsible for their sons’ return when they
leave the country, and. should they not return
to do the military duty required of them, are
pul in prison. A young Italian, who had been
living in Waidoboro, Me., returned to his native
land last week to save his father from a term
of imprisonment.
The trunk of a rose bush growing at Ventura,
Cal., is said to be three feat in circumference,
and the first branch it throws out is twenty-one
inches iu circumference It runs over a lattice
work, and though more than a wagon-load of
boughs have been removed, it covers a space of
about 1,200 square feet. It yields thousands of
flowers and is 14 years old.
The total number of souls who have pro
fessed salvation at the Salvation Army penitent
forms for the five months ending with April 1 is
91),C0J. At the commencement of November
the officers of the organization, upon Gen
Booth’s instructions, set about to obtain 100 000
conversions in Great Britain alone during the
following six months, and this number has now
almost been reached.
Notiong ago Moses Short of Woodstock, N.
J., aged 84. while working in a saw mil], was
thrown against the saw and part of his shoulder
sawed off. Becently his daughter fell from the
bay mow while hunting eggs and broke her leg
Then his wife fell down cellar and broke her
arm and received other serious injuries
Finally, a few days ago, old Mr, Short went to
the hay mow himself to hunt eggs when he fell
to the bam floor and broke two ribs.
The trap-door spider found in various parts
of Europe has obtained its popular name from
the ingenious nest which it constructs. It makes
a hole in the ground, and lines it with moss and
silk; when this has been completed it closes the
little pit with an accurately fitting lid that turns
on a hinge of silk. Tne spider retires into this
den when t hreatened with attack, and is said to
hang on to the trap floor when an attempt is
made to raise it. In this retreat it rests during
the day. leaving it at night in search of food
To gain further safety it sometimes forms a
chamber leading off from the pit and conceals
this recess with a kind of curtain.
There is a mine just above Howardsville.
Col., that is a curiosity to tenderfeet and a
source of profit to the saloon man who lives
near by. It is an ice mins, and the ice is as
clear and pure as that to lie obtained from the
purest lake. The claim is owned by the
Neigolds, who, in early days, ran a tunnel
through the frozen ground and struck a spring
beyond. At the water flows out of the tunnel
it freezes, aad the tuunel is now filled nearly to
the roof with ice. It has long supplied all •the
saloons of Mowar.lsville with ice.and as it never
thaws, winter or summer, the place is an ob
jective point for curiosity seekers.
During a thunderstorm a few nights ago a
large oak tree in the Masonic graveyard of
Salem, Ya., was struck by lightning and rent
from hop to bottom. While looking at the ruin
the next morning Matthew Turner, who has
charge of the cemetery, spied an object which
had fallen from the cloven trunk. Picking it
up and cutting awav tbe mass of moss, fungus
and earth with which it was crusted over, he
foil '"* that it was a large, old-fashioned teapot
of. and silver. Opening it he discovered that
it contained the skull of an infant a few days
old. aud further investigation showed the tea
pot to bear an inscription: “From D. T. to R.
L., 1828.”
Relative to the impression that the Senate
has a good many millionaires. Senator Ingalls
says: “This is as erroneous as many other
pepuiar beliefs. The southern senators as a
class are not rich men and are, as a rule, de
pendent on their salaries. Outside of Lelatid
Stanford and Hearst of California, Sawyer of
Wisconsin, McMillau of Michigan, McPherson
of New Jersey, Don Cameron of Pennsylvania,
and one or two others. I do not now recall any
other millionaires in the Senate. Quay may be
a rich man—nobody seems to know. But Ed
munds of Vermont is not worth over $200,005,
and ali that earned by the law, which any bril
liant lawyer can naturally expect to accrue
from a lifetime devotion to the law as a profes
sion.”
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