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THIS ISSUE
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TWELVE PAGES.
INDEX ~TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meetings—The Georgia Bar Association.
Special -Notices—l am Not a Clock with a
Loose and Rusty Pendulum, Townsend; Notice
to the Public as to Military Parade on Monday;
A Card to the Public, Chas. F. Graham. Pro
prietor Ocean House. Tybee; Money to Loan,
Isaac B ickett, 135 Congress street; Lane’s
Beach House, Tybee Island, Georgia, James
Lane. Proprietor; Tract of Land for Sale,
Laßoche & McLaughlin, Real Estate Dealers;
Fine Paying Business for Sale, Laßoche & Mc-
Laughlin. Real Estate Dealers; Attention, Sevan;
Bah Branch S. T. A.; Robinson Steam Printing
Company, Art and Commercial Printers; Savan
nah Branch S. T. A. Badges; Special Annou ice
ment, George Meyer. Wholesale Agent Faust
Beer; Notice from Headquarters May Week;
TI leGuarantee and Loan Company of Savannah;
Notice as to Early Closing |of Grocery Stores;
Empire Steam Laundry; Tinning and Plumbing,
P. H. Kieman;Optn House. A. Hanley; Savan
nah Steam Laundry; Tin Roofing, etc., E. C.
Pacetti.
Military Orders— Circular First Volunteer
Regiment of Georgia; General Order No. 7,
First Volunteer Regiment of Georgia; Order
No. 23. Battalion Savannah Volunteer Guards;
General Orders No. 22,Georgia Hussars; Notice
as to Trades Display; Attention Merchants’
Week Committees; Sacred Music at Ocean
House Pavilion To-day.
Three Kings—Jas. Douglass.
§3,000 Reward— Globe Shoe Store.
The Place for Reliable Goods—Gutman’s.
Special Notice— A. R. Altmayer 4 Cos.
Dunlap's Straw and Felt Hats— At LaFar s.
Wholesale Dry Goods, Ere.— Eckstein & Cos.
Reliable Goods a* Lowest Prices—Dryfus
Bros.
Hernan Cortez Cigars— Lee Roy Myers &
00., Distributing Agents.
Bargains— Milius A Cos.
■Wants por Merchants' Week— The Savannah
Carnage and Wagon Company.
May Week Bargains— C. Gray 4 Son.
Auction Sales— A Chance for a Good Invest
ment on Easy Terms, by Rowland & Myers;
Washington Ward Property, by C. H. Dorsett.
Summer Resorts—The “American,” Sara
toga, N. Y.
Flags and Lanterns— Davis Bros.
Railroad Schedule— Summer Schedule Sa
vannah and Atlantic Railway.
Cots, Hammocks, Etc.— The A. J. Miller Com
pany.
Ice Cream Freezers, Etc.— At Cornwell 4
Chipman’s.
No Mercy to Cost or Value— Morrison, Foye
& Cos.
Once a Year— L. &B.S.M. H.
Educational— McCarthy's Business College,
J. Y. B. McCarthy, Principal.
Excursions— Grand Excursion to the Ocean
On Tuesday, by steamer Bellevue.
Amusements— The Annual Exhibition of the
Floral and Art Association
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted; Employment '.Vanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
The petticoats who have been managing
the municipal affairs of Oskaloosa, Kin.,
have retired from office, men having been
elected in thoir stead. The women went
out glorifying their administration. They
claim that they left the city with better
streets and a full treasury. If that is the
way women rule towns several cities would
do well to try petticoat government.
In a recent address delivered by Mr. Tal
mage in the auditorium ia Chicago, he
•ail: “lamiu no wise disgruntled with the
world.” This is no news to the public. No
oae ever for an instant supposed that Mr.
Talmage was “disgruntled.” The world
has treated him too cleverly for that. There
has been a suspicion, however, that the
world might bo in a measure “disgruntled”
w ith Mr. Tulmag^.
Speaker Reed seems to be in a pretty
slew over the appointment of Mr. Randall’s
successor on the committee on rules. The
contest is between Messrs. Mills and Crisp,
and it is said that probably the next
speakership depends on the result.
Mr. Crisp’s appointment would give great
satisfaction iu Georgia. He is a skillful
parliamentarian and in every way fitted to
fill Mr. Bandall’s place on toe committee.
Mr. Crisp has given abundant evidence of
bis ability on tho floor of the House
Senator Hoar’s Election Bill.
A few days ago the hope was expressed it
: Washington by a prominent democrat that
I tba republican* bad abandoned their inten
' tion of passing a national election law.
This hope was based upon the fact that
very little was being said about the Lodge
bill in political circles, and, besides, there
was an impression that the administration
bad about reached the conclusion that gov
ernment control of election* would not be
much more acceptable in the north than io
the south.
It seems, however, the republicans are as
determined as ever to place the co itrol of
national and congressional elections in
the hands of their agents. The bill which
was reported to the Senate on Thursdiy
from the committee on elections aad privi
leges by Sen itor Hoar, a synopsis of which
was published in our dispatches on Friday,
is as partisan a measure as has been intro
duced into congress for a long timet When
it was introduced Senator Pugh of Ala
bama, who is a minority member of the
committee, said that it was revolutionary
in its character, and that it would insure
the shedding of blood, and the destruction
of the peace and good order of the country.
Mr. Pugh did not make this statement
thoughtlessly nor with the hone of check
ing the proposid partisan legislation. He
said simply what he believed to be the
truth, and with the full knowledge that m
opinion of his with respect to the bill would
have the least influence with the republican
majority. He had studied the bill carefully
and he felt it to be his duty to warn the
country of its dangerous character.
The bill puts the control of national and
congressional elections in tba hands of men
appointed by United State; circuit judges.
In the south these judges are republicans,
and they would of course appoint republi
can i’gents. The canvassing boards are to be
composed of three members, two of which
may be of the same political party. It may
be assumed, therefore, that if this bill
should become a law there would be a re
publican returning board in every congres
sional district.
The south has had experience with repub
lican returning boards, and knows what to
expect from them. When they were in ex
istence they were notorious for their corrupt
acts, and were the cause of bitter feeling
among the people, deeds of violence and
bloodshed. Senator Pugh was right when
be said that the Hoar bill if passed would
be the destruction of the peace and good
order of the country.
Under the bill the United States circuit
judges would have extraordinary power,
and great influence would be brought to
bear upon them to exercise it in the interest
of their party.,; No effort would be spared
to make the judiciary serve partisan ends.
As the bill provides that federal officers
shall oversee state officers, there would be
friction between those two classes of offi
cers, and troubles between them and their
partisans would b* frequent.
Of course the democrats in congress will
do their utmost to defeat the bill. If the
Senate, however, should adopt the resolu
tion of Senator Chandler, which proposes to
introduce into that body the revolutionary
methods of Speaker Reed, the prospect of
defeating it would not be at all promising.
If the bill should pass, the congressional
elections next fall would be memorable
ones. There might be a condition of af
fairs that would make the Republican party
hesitate to carry out its scheme to continue
itself in power.
Aro Senators Overworked?
For a long time the public has had an im
pression that United States senators are
not as attentive to their duties as they ought
to be, and there is a suspicion perhaps that
they are overworked. This suspicion, how
ever, can hardly have any foundation.
Each senator has a clerk, who is paid by
the government, to attend to his corre
spondence. antr The senato does not meet
until noon and and oes not remain in session
more than four or five hours. Asa general
thing there is no session of the Seriate on
Saturday. Itoan hardly be, therefore, that
the senators have more work than they
can attend to properly.
It appears to be difficult, however, to get
them to attend the sessions of the Senate.
If the public criticised them for neglecting
their duties they might retort that the
public does not know what it is talking
about, but they can make no such answer
wheu they aro criticised by some of their
own number. On Friday three senators, Mr.
Call, pf Florida, Mr. George, of Mississippi,
and.Mr. Blair, of New Hampshire, cem
plained that the business of the Senate
could not go on because there were so few
of the senators in their seats. Mr. Call, in
speaking of the way senators neglected their
duties, said that if the people could only
look into the Senate chamber, they would
form au opinion that the day was passing
when senators wye of any use in the gov
ernment of the country.
When Mr. Call made this statement a
matter of great interest to the people of
Florida was before the Sonate—a matter
that Mr. Call was explaining—but the great
majority of the senators did not appear to
want to know anything about it. They
preferred to sit iu the cloak rooms and swap
stories and talk politics, or to enjoy them
selves in the Senato restaurant. They will
have to vote of course upon the
land forfeiture bill, which Mr. Call was
discussing when he turned aside to com
ment upon the inattention of senators, and
they will not be prepared to do so intelli
gently. If the senators continue to neglect
their duties the people, without looking
into the Senate chamber, wilt began to ask,
as suggested by Mr. Call, whether or not
senators are of any use m the government
of the country. They will not only ask that
question, but they will consider the advisa
bility of abolishing the Senate as being a
useless institution.
There are a great many very able men in
the Senate, but too many members of that
body fail to appreciate the respmsibilUies
of their position. They regard the Sonate
chamber as an aristocratic loafing place.
In the cloak rooms and restaurant they
find conge lial companions, and there they
spend the time that they ought to devote to
the interests of the country.
The sourest news for Mu j. Chinese Wall
McKinley in connection with his tariff bill
comes from Pittsbu'-g. Vinegar-maker
Heinz of that city is protesting vigorously
against the tax on weak alcohol It is to
be hoped that Mr. Heinz will be able to put
McKinley and his bill m a still prettier
pickle than they are now in.
Many great men have been silent under
attack, but the country will not ascribe
Quay’s silence to greatness. The American
people may be trusted to interpret bis
oyster actcorrentiy.
Savannah is going a-Maying this week,
and invites Georgia and Florida to go with
I her.
THE MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY. APRIL 27, 1890-TWELVE PAGES.
Export Johnston's Report.
The report of Engineer Johnston, of
Memphis, on the water supply of this city
is an interesting aad able one. Our city
authorities now know just what the water
supply situation is, and what they must do
to insure to the city such a supply of water
as it needs. Mr. Johnston points oat that
there is danger that the city may be left
without an adequate supply of water at any
time, because the pump now in use is being
worked beyond its capacity, and therefore
is liable to break down.
Mr. Johnston says that artesian water is
preferable to river water, and he gives good
reasons for saying so. Although the wells
at the water works are not supplying as
much water as the city requires, he has no
doubt that artesian water, sufficient to
supply a much larger city than this, can
easily be obtained. More wells are needed
and they must be more widely separated
than those at the water works. The big
well on the Springfield plantation is not
affected by the wells at the water works.
This fact, Mr. Johnston thinks, affords
satisfactory evidence that Savannah can
get all the artesian water she wants, or is
likely to want, however great the increase
in her population may be.
Now that the city authorities know what
the water supply situation is, the thing for
them to and a is to go to work pr mptly and
energetically in the direction pointed out by
Mr. Johnston. Anew water works plant is
necessary. It will cost a good deal of course
to put into practice Mr. Johnston’s sugges
tions, but that fact cannot be permitted to
stand in the way of an increased water sup
ply. It would cost about as much to get au
increased supply from the river as from
artesian wells, and as artesian water is
preferable the work of preparing for an
increased supply of that water should be
begun at once.
The Situation In BrazlL
The political situation in Braz'l is not
very encouraging for the republic. Our
dispatches yesterday stated that the idea of
dispensing with the constituent assembly,
and of establishing a constitution by a de
cree of the provisional government, subject
to the ratification of the voters, had been
revive 1. This looks very much as if the
provisional government was afraid to
have an assembly, chosen by the people,
meet.
It was stated a few days ago that a num
ber of experts, appointed by the provis
ional government, were at work framing a
constitution. A constitution framed in
that way would be, of course, in accordance
with the wishes of those who are now in
power, and not in harmony with the ideas
of the people. There is no doubt, however,
that the provisional government could
insure the ratification of any constitution
that it might establish. It would have con
trol of the polling places and of the ballot
boxes, and it could easily find a way to
secure whatever result it desired.
It seems that there have been attempts at
revolt recently among the troops, and the
dispatches yesterday said that several of the
ministers had resigned. Signs like these
indicate a feeling of discontent, and per
haps a lack of confidence in the provisional
government. The head of that government
has taken the trouble recently to announce
several times his determination to see the
republic firmly established and then to
retire to priva e life. He may be sincere.
It seems rather strange, however, that he
should feel called upon to assure the peoplo
that he is dealing honestly with them and
that he intends to continue to do so. His
actions should speak for him. It would not
be surprising if there should be serious
trouble in Brazil before the republic is
established.
Larger Pensions Wanted.
The disabled ex-confederate veterans of
South Carolina are not satisfied with the
85 a month which the state gives them.
They are circulating an address in which
they call upon their ex-confederate com
rades to work for the nomination for legis
lators of only thoja me i who are in favor
of giving to each ex-confederate soldier
who has lost an arm or a leg §153 a year,
and to each ex-confederate soldier who is
disabled in other respects §IOO a year.
There are many ex-confederate soldiers in
each of the southern states who are suffer
ing great hardships. Very few of them
complain, however. Their courage, endur
ance and industry are marvelous. They do
not ask for assistance except ia extreme
cases, and the wonder is that there are so
few who are dependent.
In the north there are hundreds of thou
sands of ex-unioa soldiers who are living on
the bounty of the government, and who
will continue to do so as long as th9y live.
Already more than a thousand millions of
dollars has been paid to them, and Senator
Ingalls in an intervie v the other day said
that before the pension business, growing
out of tho war of secession, was finally
settled more than four thousand millions
would be paid iu pensions.
The southern states are doing as much as
they think they can for the disabled ex
confederates. They are not doing a groat
deal, however. As their prosperity in
creases they ought to do more. It is prob
able that they could do more now without
increasing their burdens to any appreciable
extent. It is true that they are not rich,
and that they have to provide for the edu
cation of the blacks, who contribute little
or nothing for educational purposes, but
they are prosperous and they have a very
promising future.
The ex-confederates who are able to work
do not ask for anything. Only those who
are totally or partially disabei ask for
assistance, and they shoul I receive it. They
should bo given enough to make them rea
sonably comfortable. v
Sta iley is being feted and lionized in
Brussels, and his entertainment thereds only
introductory to a long list of receptions
all over Europe. Bef >re the explorer has
run the gauntlet of all of them he will prob
ably wish him .elf in the jangles of Africa.
To be quizzed, and surfeited with heavy
dinners, is not a plea ant prospect. Stanley
is only paying fame’s penalty, however.
It is said that Robert Ingersoll is begin
ning to look careworn. He has aged
greatly in the last six months. As Mr. In
gersoll, during that period, was attacking
Moses rather severely the country tnay
expect to hear his sudden ageing attributed
to a visitation of providence. It is not
likely, however, that providence has been
noticing Mr. lugersoll particularly.
Hon. Ro ert L. Berner, of Forsyth, Ga.,
delivered the memorial address at Bain
bridge yesterday. Mr. Berner is chairman
of the state democratic executive commit
tee. Rumor has it that whei Mr. Blount
leaves congress Mr. Berner will try for the
seat, and that he will find a good 'many
people behind him.
PERSONAL.
Hrv. Dn W afland Hoyt think* ahat If 6t.
Paul were living now he would be editing a re
ligious newspaper.
Mrw Mart Muhfree, “Charles Egbert Crad
dock” has returned to Tennessee to reside with
her parents at the old homestead.
Mrs. Isabella Beecher Hooker has the eyes,
forehead, and noe of her late brother, Henry
Ward Beecher. Hue trips along Broadway like
a girl of 17.
Miss E. Constance Stone is the first female
phrsician who has been granted registration in
the Australian colonies. She has just been reg
istered in Melbourne.
A Philadelphia journal says Mrs. Fernando
Yznaga's failure to make a sensation as a
beauty in London is due to the fact that she is a
blonde, and the blonde is a back number in the
pulcjntudinous c rcie* of the English metrop
olis.
It is reported that Gen. W. F. Draper of
Massaehuset s will shortly be married to Miss
Preston of Kentucky. The father of Miss Pres
ton was United States minister to Spain under
Buchanan, and served as a major general In the
confederate army.
Charles Theodors, Duke of Bavaria, be
sides surgically treating thousands of poor
patients gratis, spends about §30,000 a year in
maintaining his tree dispensaries and hos
pitals. He nas no private fortune, but is de
pendent upon his annuity from the Bavarian
crown.
One of the crew of the yacht Wanda says of
Mrs. Cleveland's trip on that craft once: “She
was just as as purty as a pictur' in her yachting
suit, and although we has a plungin'into it
purty lively, and some of the others was a lean
ing over tue lee rail a feeding of the fishes, Mrs.
Cleveland stood it like an old salt. I teil you,
she s a uaisy. ”
Gen. I- A. Grant, the new Assistant Secre
tary of War, is best known to the Vermont vet
erans as “Aunt Liddy,” a name he gained from
a private in the regiment he commanded. Gen.
Grant had ordered him to be punished for
dmukennass, when he remarked: "Colonel,
you remind me of my Aunt Liddy,” and the
nickname became general throughout the bri
gade.
Prop. Boyesen likes to tell of the time when,
a youth just out of the university, he held the
chair of Latio and Greek in a college at Crbana.
O. Even then his poems and stories appeared
from time to time in the Atlantic Monthly, and
be constituted the literary circle of Urbana.
The fact that there was a literary man in the
place duly impressed the inhabitants, and one
dav Prof. Boyesen was stopped on he street by
two little girls, one of which said: "Please, sir,
did you write‘Robinson Crusoe?’ Maggie says
you did.”
BRIGHT BITo.
Nowe passyth forth ye Oyster
And his silent Pard'e, ye Clamme,
And comyth Mild Asparagus,
Green t’ease and Young Spring Lambe;
But hym yt lyves on Pork an l Beanes,
Hym rocketh notte a damme *
Washington Critic.
A title often sells a book as easily as it buys
an heiress—Puck.
Don't be a clam. If you've got to be any
thing of the kind lie a mud turtle. Then you
may have some snap to you.— Binghamton Re
publican.
“Well,” said the rural visitor at New York
“if that' Cleopatra’s needle, I’d like to see some
of the stockings she used to darn.”— Washino
ton Post.
City Lover—l fain would thy seraphic form
in love's e n brace enfold.
Rustic Maiden—\\ ai, young feller, you can't
Bet about it any too Quick.—Binghamton
Leader.
“Do vou think,” he asked iu hestating ac
cents, “that you could learn to love me?”
“Yes,” she re died coy y, ”1 could learn, but
I m afraid you'll have a good deal of trouble
teaching fat her. ” IPVts’i mg ton Post.
"Now, boys,” said the enthusiast, "let’s give
three cheers for the speaker and then go have a
driuk.”
"Excuse me,” said the prohibitionist. “I
cheer, but I do not inebriate.— New York bun.
"You SAY you stopped at the Skirate hotel all
the time you were away? Was’nt the biU
pretty high for a tntm of your means?”
"Oh! not too tiigli. I managed to jump it
without much trouble.”— Jerra Haute Exurets.
The lampposts of Cincinnati werw recently
draped with crape in memory of a deceased
director of the gas company. But, as someone
remarked, the meWrs didu’t stop working a
minute, to attend the funeral.— New York
Tribune.
“Now, Alice, dear. I must make a confession
My family is not as perfect as I should like it I
have several very unpleasant aunts ana uncles
and cousins.”
“Hush, Tom, don’t say a word—so have I ”
New York Herald.
Mrs. Punkin (at the circus).—l dunno, Silas,
about climbin’’way up on them seats; they
look pretty ttimsey to me.
Silas Punkin—l guess they’re all right. Don’t
ye know wnat they said in the advertisements—
seeure seats Puck.
“You look sad, Mamie,”
“Yes; I‘found a out fourteen doughnuts in
the pantry, and I ate them.”
"Didn’t they agree witn you?”
(Dolefully)—" 'Tisn’t that; wo hd three kinds
of pie and ice cream for dinner, and I hadn't
auy room for them."—LipDincott's Magazine.
"But I can't marry you, Charlie,” she said
sadlv.
"Don't say that, darling! O, don’t say that!
Why can’t you?”
“Because, Charlie, I am neither a minister
nor a magistrate, and have no authority.’’
Then the soul of Charlie was quieted, and a
great light shone round about him.—H’asatna
ton Star.
Pie and Civilization—Sprinks (from up coun
try)—Waiter, ain’t yer got no pie for break
fast?
"No sir; nebber have pie for breakfast.”
“Jimminy! jest hear that, Belinda; no pie for
breakfast in Floridy! Who ever heerd of a civi
lized place not hevin’ pie for breakfast? Fust
thine we know they'll tell us they don’t have it
for dinner and supper!”— Harper's Bazar.
How They Could Tell.—“l can always tell
when my husband has been drinking,” said a
young wife, „ ,
“Yes?” said another young wife.
“Yes, I know it the moment he kisses me.”
“I can also tell when my husband has been
drinking,” said the other.
“Yes?”
“Yes. Then he doesn’t kiss me.”—lndian
apolis Jo urnal.
PI don's know what to make of my husband,”
said a youag wife tearfully. “He begs me not
to cook anything, but to allow our trained cook
to prepare the meals.”
My husband was different,” said a lady in
deep mourning. “He was emphatic in his
orders that the food should always be prepared
by my bauds.”
"And your husband—where is he now?”
"He is dead.”— lndianapolis Journal.
CURRENT COMMENT.
All Depends on the Silk Worm.
Prom the Louisville Courier-Journal ( Dem .).
When the silk worms get to buzzing on our
American farms, every farmer wiil be able to
buy the 100 acres adjacent to his own glebe.
They Swear but do Not Vote.
From the Philadelphia Times (bid.).
Congressmen swear at the civil service law.
but whpn it comes to voting to strike out the
appropriation for the commission that is an
omer thing. The swearing doesu't appear in
the Record whilfc the vote does.
The Republican Idea of Economy.
From the Detroit Free Press, (lnd.).
The republican theory of economy in the ad
ministration of the government is admirably
exemplified in the proposal to increase the
number of government employes by 141, when
it is conclusively shown that there are 1,500
more now than can be profitably employed.
Consumers Must Answer at the Polls.
From the New York World (Dem.).
The knit goods manufacturers have indorsed
the McKinley tariff bill because it increases the
duty on underwear. Naturally. But has con
gress received or is it likely to receive any peti
tions from tne consumers of underwear—em
bracing the whole body of tbapeople—asking
that the taxes on these necessity articles be In
creased? The entire theory of the McKinley
hi 1 is to retain the favor of tho protected in
dustries which furnish the “fat” to carry eletv
tions for the republicans, and to fool t he farmers
with duties winch would do as little good as a
tariff on coal would the miners of Newcastle.
Young maiden if you’d boast those charms
That win a lover to one’s arms.
And that may never let him go.
“Twill be through SOZODONT whose powers
Gives to the breath the balm of flowers.
And leaves the teeth as white as snow.— Adv
The Stranger on the SIIL
From the Boston Globe.
Between broad fields of wheat and corn
Is the lowly borne where I was boro;
The p-acti tree leans against the wall.
And the woodbine wanders over all;
There is the shaded doorway still.
But a stranger’s foot has crossed the sill.
There is the barn—and. as of yore,
I can smell the bay from the open door.
And see the busy swallows throng.
And hear the peace's mournful song;
But toe stranger comes—O: painful proof—-
His sheares are piled to the heated roof.
There Is the orchard—the very trees
Where my childhood knew long hours of ease.
And watched the shadowy moments run
Till my life imbibed more shade than sun;
The swing from toe bough still sweeps the air,
But the stranger's children are swinging there.
There bubbles the shady spring below.
With its bulrush brook wnere the hazels grow;
'Twas there I found the calamus root.
And watched the minnows poise and shoot,
Ana heard the robin lave his wing.
But the stranger's bucket is at the spring.
O ye who daily cross the sill.
Step lightly, for I love it still:
And when you crowd the old barn eaves.
Then think what countless harvest sheaves
Have pa sed within that scented door
To gladden eyes that are no more
Deal kindly with these orchard trees;
And when your children crowd their knees
Their sweetest fruit they shall impart.
As if old memories stirred their heart;
To youthful sport still leave the swing.
And in sweet reverence hold the spring.
The barn, the trees, the brook, the birds,
Tue meadows, with their lowing herds.
The woodbine on the cottage wall—
My heart still lingers with the n all.
Ye strangers on my native sill,
Step lightly, for I love it still!
Thomas Buchanan Read.
It was Corns.
There were scores of passengers waiting in
the Pennsylvania depot, Jersey City, says the
New York Sun, and a prominent figure
among them was a real old-fashioned woman,
wearing a quaint old bonnet, and having the
traditional number of parcels and bandboxes
with her. She had eaten a fried cake and
drunk from a bottle of cold tea, and after
brushing the crumbs away she took from her
pocket a whetstone and a pocket knife, and
began putting an edge on the latter. There was
a general stir of interest around her, and a man
who sat near by remarked:
“Will, you are the first woman I ever saw
who could sharpen a knife."
"Lands save you, but I know fifty of’em!”
she replied. “Any women folks up our way
who can't sharpen axes and knives are counted
no good. This 'ere knife belongs to the old
man. and hain’t very good stuff.”
“Wtiat’s your object in sharpening the
knife?" he asked, as she worked away witn
much vigor.
“Corns. Got two on the bottom of my left
foot. Orter pared ’em down afore I left home,
bur. didn’t have time. Got flrty-five minits to
wait nere, and I’ll put it In on the corns. How’s
that for au edge?”
“Sharp as a razor,'* he replied, as he received
the knife, felt of its edge and passed it back.
“Y'es, I guess it will do. Y'ou’d better move
now. Hate to bother you, but them corns is
dreadful."
He moved away, followed by two or three
ot iers, and the old lady slipped oft her shoe
and stocking, turned her back to the crowd,
and began operations. Sne was through in
about twenty minutes, and, after replaci g her
shoe, she bundled her packages together and
loudly remarked:
"There'. I feel a hundred dollars better, and
I’ll have half an hour mo e after I git home to
help change them hens into the new coop.”
A Very Straight Tip.
"One of my toughest experiences,” said a
well-known turfman to a Kansas City limee
reporter, “was the loss of a bet of SSOO occa
sioned through a money lender's extreme cau
tion.
“A number of us were one day discussing a
certain shylock, who was generally conceded to
be the closest man in the country to deal witn.
“ 'l’ll bet SSOO even that I can borrow SI,OOO
of him on my persoual recognizance,' said I.
“ ‘Done,’ answered the crowd, simultane
ously.
"As I could not stske enough for more than
one bet, they pooled against me. I had a sure
thing. The money was placed and off I went
with a committee of two to borrow the cash.
“ ‘Mr. Isaacs,’ I said, ‘these gentlemen have
bet me SSOO that I cannot borrow SI,OOO of you.
I do not need the money, but I wunt you to let
me have it for one day only, and I'll divide the
bet with you.’
“The effect was not what I looked for. In
stead of jumping at the chance of making $350.
he looked at me, then at the committee (who
were confounded at my cool swindle, for so
they termed it), and finally he buttonholed me,
aud said;
“ ‘Did you make that bet?’
“ ‘I did,’ said I.
‘“Did you bet SSOO you could borrow the
money of me?’
“ ‘That’s what I did.’
“‘Then,’ said he in a whisper that I alone
could hear, ‘go and hedge.’ ”
A Texas Reminiscence.
While the Texas veterans were holding a re
union in Austin not long ago, says Texas Sift
inqs, two venerable men who had not seen each
for many years were talking about the early
history oe Texas, and how much better things
were managed in those days than they are
now.
Among the incidents of by-gone days was a
murder trial which took place in the days of
the republic of Texas, not long afier the battle
of San Jacinto. A man was brought before the
court charged with having murdered a neigh
bor. the father of a lar e family. The murderer
himself was an unmarried man. The presiding
judge, having read the indictment, told the
prisoner to stand up, a id said to bim:
“Bill Jon-s, you nave not acted right in this
matter. You have deprived a good woman of
her husband and made orphans of her children.
If I turn you loose will you marry tbe widow
and support the family of the deceased?”
The prisoner said that he was more than will
ing to do so. In fact, he had shot her husband
In order that he could do that very thing.
The widow had no objection, except that she
wanted a little more time to fix up for the occa
sion. She, however, announced that she was
ready, and the judge pronounced the happy
couple man and wife without delay.
Tired of Protesting’.
A little bald-headed man with the humblest
sort of a look on his face was working at a bench
in a carpenter shop on Champlain street the
other day, says the New Y'ork Tribune, when a
big fellow came in and asked:
“Is your name John ?"
“Yes. sir.”
“Well, I have a bill for $3 20 against you
from the butcher. He's tired of sending it.
Y'ou either pay now or I’ll give you a good
licking'.’’
“I’ll pay,” said the little man, and he out
with his wallet and handed over the money.
Toe collector smiled and chuckled and went
away; but half an hour later he came back and
queri-d:
“Is your name John ?”
“Y'es, sir.”
“But you're not the man I’m after. Yon
didn’t owe the butcher.”
“No, sir; I never saw the butcher.”
“Theu why did you pay?”
“To avoid being licked, sir.”
“But you didn’t even protest.”
“No, sir. It wouldn t have done any good. It
wasn't two weeks ago that my landlady over
charged me and I protested, and I’m under the
doctor's care now.”
He Included Fridays.
Speaker Reed's dry humor and the apparent
fairness with which be is now exercising his
arbitrary powers, says the New York Star, are
gradually wearing away some of the outward
manifestations of antagonism. One or two lit
tle sallies of wit on b.s part lately hare been
greeted with hearty lauguter aud'appliuse on
the democratic side. He has also gained some
good will by his evident purpose to curtail as far
as he can the reckle-s extravagance of his party
associates. In pursuance of that object he
tried yesterday to have the regular order for
Friday, which is the consideration of
private jobs, superseded by calling
up for consideration the regular legis
lative appropriation bill. One of the members
from Tennessee who had a private bill he wanted
to get up was very vig rous In his protest
against the speaker’s ruling. He rose to a par
liamentary Inquiry. The speaker was all atten
tion. He wanted to know whether Friday was
not the only dav on which private bills could be
called up under the rules. The speaker said
“Y’es.” The irate gentleman from Tennessee
then further inquired whether the appropriation
bill, which was now being pushed forward, had
not ths right of way every day of the week.
With his most exaspera, lag drawl, Mr. Reed
replied, “Y'es, iucluoing Fridays.’’ The Tennes
see inquirer subsided amid shouts of laughter.
Zinc-covered kitchen tables are finding favor
now with housewives and servants They are
easy to keep clean and are exceedingly durable.
ITEMS OF INTEREST.
Five Cleveland tocno men recently made
SIOO,OOO apiece by the sale of a patent refriger
ator.
The value of a pack of hounds is revealed by
the sale of one recognized as among the finest
in England for 3,000 guineas.
Mas. Anna Mart Fahnestock of Philadelphia
remembered her servants in her will, leaving
nearly $14,000 to six of them.
Fox every 100 pounds of soap used In the
United States, England uses 85, Germany 83,
France 85, Sweden 70, Italy 37, Bulgaria 35 and
Mexico 37.
The latest invention of musical Germany is a
mechanical conductor, a figure which beats the
time with mathematical accuracy at any tempo
that may be desired.
Victor Sleyer in a recent address declares
that we may reasonably hope that chemistry
will teach us to make the liber of wood a
source of human food.
The little books of soap leaves bid in a
daintily embroidered cover of chamois skin, or
between painted celluloid leaves, are pretty,
convenient additions to tbe toilet case in travel
ing.
Two California fishermen met with great
luck. Their first catch was a man-eating shark,
eighteen feet long, that weighed 4,010 pounds,
followed by landiug a stingaree that scaled 125
pounds.
A Parsons (Kan.) produce man says that Kan
sas eggs stand much higher in tbe eastern mar
kets than Missouri eggs- The hens in the latter
state are smaller and inferior in every way to
those in Kansas.
Just 100 years have elapsed since tbe inaugu
ration in Europe of the high siik hat—yclept
“the stove-pipe”—and the centennial anniver
sary thereof has been celebrated during the
last week by the hattera of the Old World.
Artesian wells are being put down in great
numbers in the district; of Riverside, Cal.,
and owing to them this district, which was pre
viously uninhabited on account of tne scarcity
of drinking tvater, has now a population of
7,0j0.
It is an interesting point In American his
tory if, as stated, the con lederate gray uniform
was borrowed from the First Virginia regiment,
which borrowed it from tue Seventh New Y'ork
regiment. The confederate song, “Dixie,” was
of northern authorship.
Three years ago a St, Clair county, Michigan,
clergvman preached a sermon over the body of
a good citizen. It was a good sermon, anti the
preacher charged the estate SSO for it. The bill
has not been paid, and it is now in the probate
court with sll interest attached.
The testimonial fund to the Rev. Dr. Theo
dore Cuyler of Brooklyn already amounts to
$30,C00. Dr. Cuyler has preached 2,750 sermons
and made 25,000 pastoral calls; beside attend
ing many of Talmage’s funerals when the re
nowned pulpit orator failed to turn up.
The rubber pavement invented by Busse-
Hannouer consists of 85 per cent, of ground
stone a id 16 percent of a rubber mass, and
when applied to the street on top of a layer of
concrete, looks like asphalt, and although not
as smooth, it produces no dust and is noiseless.
During the recent floods at Anaheim, Cal.,
every hummock was swarming with hares and
rabbits that were driven from the plains. They
were slaughtered by thousands by boys and
men, who used sticks, and when tired of the
sport would run the poor beasts off their dry
places into the raging waters, i
A Maine woman gives the secret of her won
derful success in raising calla lilies. She says
she allowed her calla plants to rest during the
summer, repotting them in the fall in good,
rich earth which contained much ammonia
The plants were then trimmed and moss placed
on the earth to retain the moisture.
Gen. Sherman expresses himself thus about
the telephone: “It’s one oi the biggest of mod
ern nuisances. I’ve tried tie telephone ten
thousand times and never knew it to work right.
If I want to send a message, I believe in put
ting a maa on a horse and letting him deliver
it.”
Two men attempted to cross the Gila river,
California, in a skiff. They had $15,000 in bul
lion from the Harqua Hala mines. When half
way over the boat capsized. One held io the
bullion until he struck bottom and lodged the
treasure behind a big bowlder. The boat was
soon righted and the treasure safely recov
ered.
A well developed calf having six distinct
legs was born on a farm near Pittsburg last
week. Four of the legs protruded from the
usual parts of the body, with the two extra ap
pendages about midway between the fore and
hind legs. Otherwise, save that the tail was a
little awry, the calf was remarkably well formed
and developed.
A Bible has just been rediscovered in the
Vatican library which is in Hebrew. It is sup
posed to be the oldest in the world, and is
valued at SIOO,OOO It is so weighty that it re
quires two men to Uft it, the binding being in
heavy metal. In tbe yep,- 1512 tbe Jews of
Venice offered Pope Julias 11. its weight in gold
for it, but though he was financially hard up
just then he refused the offer.
According to the Lyons Medical the Inquiry
made by the administration in order to carry
out the new law giving certain advantages to
fathers of more than seven children, has shown
that in France at present there are 2,000,000
households which there has be-n no child
-2,500,000, in which there was one; 2,300.600, two’
children; 1.500.000, three; about 1,000.000, four
-550,000, five; 330,000, six, and 200,000, seven or
more.
In the first week of April enormous masses
of snow fell in the vicinity of the Simplon in
Switzerland. A number of people were buried
under avalanches which thurdered down the
mountain rides, and those haviu: the care of
cattle in the open country were alt in great dan
ger. One young man was seized bv an ava
lanche and carried along without physical in
jury, but killed by the air pressure resulting
from the rapid motion.
It is a well-known fact that ladies seldom
trust their finest handkerchiefs to the tender
mercies of a laundress. These pretty trifles are
washed at home and spread upon a window
pane to dry. They peel off easily and look as
fresh as If just from the shop. Not many years
ago the wife of a titled Englishman visiting
this country and falling upon evil fortunes
helped to keep the wolf from the door by
washing the laces and fine linen of American
women.
At a competition by the Chinese Elswick
built cruisers Chih Yuen and Ching Yuen, the
former, while steaming at a speed of eight
knots, hit a target of 2,000 square feet super
fices, distant about a mile, eight times out of
thirteen, the Ching Yuen making eight direct
hits in nine rounds. The guns were eight-inch
twelve-ton Krupps. On the same day two other
ships, Chen Yuen and Ting Yuen, fired their
twelve-inch thirty-seven ton Krupps. making
twe ve direct hits in tweuty rounds. With thc-ir
six-inch guns they made twenty-one hits in
forty-three rounds.
The expedition of the Philadelphia Academy
of Natural Sciences has just returned to the
City of Mexico from an ascent of Popocatepetl,
which they found to be nearly 3,000 feet lower
than the measurements of Humboldt Its
hight is stated by Prof. Angelo Heilprin and
1' rancis C. Baker to be 11.700 feet above sea
level. The peak is, therefore, about 500 feet
lower than that of Orizaba, the measurements
of which were made a week ago. The summit
of Popocatepetl was destitute of snow, aud at
no point on the slope apparently did the snow
field measure more than ten feet in depth It
was everywhere cut up into vertical pyramids
or seracs, and was rapidly melting.
When the break in the Hudson river tunnel
occurred last week the divers were unable to
find the leak through which came the air pres
sure that paralyzed the pumps and threatened
disaster to one end of the big tunnel. In this
exigency a novel expedient was used for solving
tne difficulty. The engineer secured a number
of water rats, tied long pieces of oakum to their
tails, caught in the middle by a piece of wire
The rats were then forced into the caisson
through the air pumps. The rats, following
the current of air. found the leaks, and, passing
through the crevasses, left the oakum behind.
Ibis stopped the ingress of air sufficiently to
enable the pumping to proceed with success.
A number of experiments in annealing metal*
has lately been carried out in Berlin. Dr.
Lowenherz, who has taken a prominent part in
these tests, has lieen lecturing before the Poly
technic Society of London, and in the course of
h s remarks he suggested that, properly worke i
out, it may be possible to iusutate electric light
wires with a coating of oxide. A means of in
sulating copper bodily. without indta rubber or
other compound, would b mightily valuable
at this particular stage of the discussion con
cerning the r Utive merits of the overhead and
underground systems. It is hardly possible to
regard the s iggestion as practicable, but it is
certainly novel and ingenious.
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