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INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.
Meetings— Oglethorpe Lodge No. 1, I. O. O.
F ; Savannah Rifle Association; Chatham As
sembly No. 136, Royal Society of Good Fellows:
Yemassee Tribe No. 23, I. O. R. M. ; The South
ern Mutual Loan Association; The Southern
Land and Improvement Company; Catholic
Library Association.
Special Notices— Dissolution, Harmon A
Cope; Notice, A. C. Harmon; Notice, Geo. L.
Cope; An Easy Matter. M. Tracer, Proprietor
Savannah Steam Laundry; Lucky Numbers in
Fliot's Watch Club; Bargains at Tuberdy's;
Real Estate, W. K Wilkinson, Real Estate
Dealer.
Military Order- -Savannah Cadets; Chat
ham Artillery: German Volunteers.
Ami - ments— Annual Picnic of the Ancient
Order of Hibernians, Wednesday, Aug. 13
Steamship Schedule—(hcean Steamship Com
pany.
Auction Sale—Grand Closing Sale of Crock
ery. etc., by Harmon, Walker A MeHarrio.
Cheap Column Advertisements Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; F'or
Sale; Persona!: Miscellaneous.
THIS TRADE REVIEW.
For years, on the opening of each suc
ceeding season, there has been presented
evidence of a large increase in Savannah's
business. Heretofore this increase has been
due bo the natural growth of Savannah's
tributary territory, a better uudorstanding
of her commercial advantages, and the
gradual enlargement of her two great rail
road systems. These things will continue to
contribute to her growth and prosperity,
and, in addition to them, there are others,
which have recently come into existence,
that will make the business year of 1800-91
more notable than any preceding one in her
history.
Since the last trade review of the Morn
ing News there have been built three new
and important railroads to Savannah, or to
connect with her railroad systems. They
ore the Alabama Midland, the Savannah
and Western, and the Savannah, Americui
and Montgomery. These railroads have
already brought hundreds of buyers to
Savanuah and increased her trade greatly.
But the number of buyers and the amount
of trade which these new railroads will
contribute to her markets when the crops
now in the fields tributary to them are
harvested will be many times larger. The
people will have money then and they will
seek Savannah to supply their wants.
The advanced condition of the cotton crop
justifies the opinion that the business season
will open early and with great activity.
The people ara already thinking, probably,
of what they will buy with the fruits of
their labor. They are scanning the columns
of the Morning News to seo who are the
live aud progressive business men of Savan
nah and what they are offering for sale.
There is a large and lucrative trade to be
secured from the territory which the new
railroads have made tributary to Savan
nah, as well as from the territory which has
heretofore been tributary to her. If our
merchants are wise they will not neglect the
only proper method of getting this trade.
That method is liberal advertising.
The Morning News proposes to make a
special effort to reach every buyer in the
new field that has been opened by Savan
nah's enterprise. The agents of the Morn
ing News are traveling through the coun
try, and the people are taking the paper
just as rapidly as the mail facilities which
are being established permit them to.
It is proposed to send a copy of the trade
review to each subscriber to the Weekly
News, as well as to each subscriber to the
daily, thus giving advertisers the benefit of
both editions at a little more than the usual
price of one.
An advertisement in a newspaper is an in
vitation to buyers to call. It virtually says,
“When you are in town please call on us.
We have all these things to show you.”
The annual review will contain the usual
resume of the business of the city for the
last year. It will be sent to thousands of
people who are interested in Savannah’s
welfare and prosperity.
The Trade Review edition will be issued
Sept. 4. Sjx.ce in its columns can be ob
tained upon application to the business
office. *
Mr. Grubb wants to be United States
senator from New Jersey. Ha can Sewell
enough that the pa pie of New Jersey are
i.ot hungry for Grubb.
A number of confideucj ooerat rs tried to
swindle Russell B. Harrison by the "green
goods” game. The> addressed is letter to
U B. Harrison, H lona, Mou:., but did not
Wn i who be was. They found out, how
ever, and are now jn jail, sadder and wl er
*i n. But such is fan e.
The Future cf the South.
No one, wh .so opinion is of value, doubts
i that there is a great future for the south.
Before the war of secession and directly
after it, th-> condition of affairs in the
southern states were such as to prevent the
extent of her resources from being gener
! ally known. In the time of Slavery the at
-1 tentiou of the people was almost wholly
j occupied with agriculture, and when
j the civil conflict ended the people
were too much engaged in res oring their
fco nes arid making a living to attempt to
develop new sources' f wealth. Within tie
last few yours, however, the world has be
gun to see how great a id varied the sources
of wealth in the south are, and nearly all
the southern states have entered upon a
peri dof prosperity that promise; to be
greater than that enjoyed by any other sec
tion of the c unify.
While the New England and Middle states
are virtually at a stand still, or are increas
ing in wealth and population so slowiy that
the change in a decade is scarcely percept
ible. the southern states ara growing with
a rap dity that is wonderful.
A Washington dispatch in Sunday’s Bos
ton Journal says: "A statement as
to the results of the census pre
pared here from accurate data indicates
that the returns when complete will sho w
that there has been little or no increase iu
the rural population of New England and
the Middle states in the last d-cude. The
six New England states will, it is expected,
lose six or seven members of congress at
the next apportionment, Massachusetts,
where two-thirds of the population live in
cities, is not affected as much as other
states. New York suffers almost os much as
New England. There are four counties iu
New York state where the rural population
is not only less than iu 1880, but less than
in I860.” Of course the cities in the New
England and Middle states are growing,
but not so rapidly as those In the south. In
the rural districts of those states, however,
particularly in the New England states,
farms are being abandoned and the people
are goine to the towns or are seeking
homes in the west and south. How differ
ent is the situation in the southern states!
Mines are being opened, vast tracts
of laud are being brought under cul
tivation aud factories are being built
everywhere. A salubrious climate, in
which extreme heat aud cold are un
known, and a soil that yields abundantly,
invite immigrant-', aud inexhaustible riches
in mines and forests invite capital.
New England is either on the down grade or
soon will be. The south and west, the cen
sus that is now bmg take.i will show, are
advancing with vigorous stride; towards a
greater future. But oven the west is not
wholly free from jealous fears of tho south’s
superior attractions. It is only beginning
to be understood how great the possibilities
of the s ,utli are. Hor advancement iu
wealth and population will increase in pro
portion as tho knowledge of these possibili
ties becomes diffused.
A Lawless Region.
That is a remarkable story which comes
from Perry county, Kentucky, where a
judge is holding court guardod by soldiers
to protect him from 400 outlaws. Over 300
murders have beau committed iu that
county within the last twenty years, houses
have been robbed and burned, and the
court house and its records destroyed. No
taxes have been c illocted in two years, and
there is not a church or school in the county.
But how little restraining influence religion
exerts iu that region is illustrated by the
conduct of the clergy in Martin county,
near Perry. The clergymen have been in
t! e habit of getting drunk, and the Gazette,
published in the town of Inez, servod notice
recently that it would in tho future expose
all offenders of this sort. In its latest issue
appeared the following, the name of tho
clergyman being charitably suppressed by
tho Louisville Courier-Journal in reprint
ing the paragraph:
We promised our readers to publish the
names of all the preachers who should get
drunk from that time forward. Little did
we think that in so short a time we would
havo to give the public ihe sad intelligence
which is now being rumored about the town,
and, so far as wo can learn, not denied,
that Rev. was drunk last Tuesday.
The bla k population in these counties is
very small. Foreigners are evon scarcer.
Illiteracy and republicanism predominate,
for both Martin and Fe ry cunty are re
publican strongholds. In 18SS) Perry cast
516 republican again 124S democratic votes,
and Martin 367 reptibl can against 164 dem
ocratic votes. Judge Lilly, who has under
taken to restore law and order in the dis
trict. has made his will. He expects to be
assassinated. Civil government has col
lapsed, and civilization has vanished. Such
is the condition of affairs iu that benighted
region. And a republican stronghold, too;
a stronghold of the party of boasted intel
ligence, high purposes and pure morals! It
seems hardly credible.
It appears that Pension Shark Lemon’s
pull extends beyond the pension bureau.
Judge Tyner, the law officer of the post
office department, decided that Le noa’s
organ, the National Tribune, should not be
admitted to the mails iu wrappers having
printed matter thereon prohibited by law.
The Postmaster General has persistently
ignored the opinion of his law officer, and
the mailing of the papers has continued.
But now the Attorney Geueral has come to
Lemon’s relief and rendered a written de
cision to the effect that Judge Tyner’s
opinion was not good law, and as there
exists no reason why Lemon should not
continue to mail his papers containing the
unlawful notice on the wrapper, he will
therefore do so at the rate of 150,000 copies
a mouth. It looks as if this whole adminis
tration was taking too much Lamon-aid.
It is hard to get at the true inwardness of
the anti-Jewish crusade i 1 Russia.
But whether or not it was the inten
tion of the czar to enforce repres
sive measjrts, it is known that
ibe necessary authority for the utmost per
secutions suggested exists in the shape of
five edicts passed as long ago as ISB2. No
new law is required to drive every Jew in
Russia from his home. What is certain is
that a wholesale movement against the race
was intended. The government, it is said,
abandoned these intentions under the pres
sure of tho denunciations in the American
and English press. If this is true it is a
geauiue cause for congratulation ns show
i ig that Russia is not indifferent to outside
public opinion.
The ojiening of the cotton season is clo'e
at ha .and, and the cotton factors and buyers
and their clerks who have been enjoying
life in the mountains an l by the seashore
are beginning to make their appearance on
the streets.
And now we are to have a coffin trust.
As monopolios generally have the dead wood
on a man, this one ougut to lie suoce sful.
THF. MORNING NEWS: TUESDAY, AUGUST 12, 1890.
The Railroad Stride.
Ttc strike on the Vanderbilt system of
railroads seems to be ill-advised. The
gri va-ices and demands of the roep appear
to have had very little to do with causing it.
The strike was a mere punctilio, bseause
somebody was augry. The New York Cen
i tr.il railroad dismissed two Knights of
' Labor, who, it was claimed, were
| too freely meddling with the busu-
I ness of the corporation. Then a
I committee called oa Vice President
Webb, and attempted to consult wit a him
in regard to these dismissals. He would
not talk,butorderel them to leave his office,
with the curt remark that the road would
manage its own business. It was perhaps
this discourteous conduct of Vice President
Webb that rous:-d the knights to prompt
action.
But the men were as precipitate iu their
action as Vice President Webb, and it is
therefore to be regretted that President
Depew, who is in Europe, was not at home.
He knows bow to and -al with men and incis
ures, aud would probably have prevented
the trouble, which has resulted in great in
convenience to the public aud com
merce. While the officials and directors of
the road may approve Vice President
Webb’s action, the general public will not.
The public are opposed to strikes Jike this
on principle. The circum-taoces which led
to it do not justify the complete stoppage
of transportation aud the prostration of
commerce. The burdens and inconvenience
do not fall on the railroad alone,
but on the public who must
use railroads as common carriers.
More than 1,000,000 tons of freight are
locked up on side-tracks. This will occa
sion serious loss to business men, most of
the freight being perishable goods.
There is apprehension that the strike
may extend to the engineers and firemen,
though the engineers are independ
ent of the knights. During the strike
on the Reading road a year or so ago
the engineers were specially involved,
and they felt hurt because the knights,
they claimed, did not back them up suffi
cle itiy. Tuis strike on the New York
Central is a move of the Knights of
Labor to secure recognition for tbelr order.
They base their ultimatum upon two very
extreme, not to say unreasonable, pioposi
tions. One is, that certain employes re
cently discharged be reinstated. The other
is tbe establishment of a rule that in
minor branches of the service promotion
shall bo made by se liority, a recognition
which would be equivaent to establishing
the principle that merit and faitnfuluess
shall no longer be factors iu determining
promotions.
Tho company, on the other hand, through
Vice Pi es.deut Webb, has also declared its
ultimatum. “We shall select our own
men,” he said, “aud we do not propose that
they will be designated by tbe Kuights of
Labor or iis cmmnntee. When men are
dismissed we shall rid ourselves of the ineffi
cient, most vicious, and those least iu accord
with our interests. When promotions are
to be made, we will not bo bound by tbe
seniority rule of the Knights of
Labor.” Thus the situation stands.. Both
sides are firm. The railroad officials, how
ever, say that they have the upper band,
and that the strike will soon be at an end.
The kuights should have followed the plau
of the Brotherhood of Engineers—settled
their differences by arbitration. It would
huve boen tue wisest aud easiest way out of
the difficulty.
Give the Soldiers a Chanc?.
T. e bill pending in the House to revive
the grade of lieutenant general is exciting
a good deal of comment in army circles.
It is not a bill that is calculated to com
mand tho unbounded admiration of army
officers, for the reason that its purpose is to
honor some particular officer rather than to
eastablish permanently anew grade in the
army.
It provides that the President shall select
an officer for the grade of lieutenant gen
eral “from among those in military service
most distinguished for courage, skill and
ability,” and it further provides that that
“this grade shall continue during tbe con
tinuance in office of the officer appointed
under and by virtue of this act, after
which such grade shall cease.”
Every once in a while the grades of lieu
tenant general and general are revived for
the purpose of complimenting someone of
tho major ge.iernls who was particularly
prominent in the civil war. Tbe purpose
of the pending bill is dou ltless to honor
Gen. Schofield. He i; an excellent soldier
and a worthy gentleman, but he did not
come out of the civil war with as
great a roputation as either Gen.
Hancock, Gen. Meade or Gen.
Toomas, neither one of whom was
raised to tbe rank of either lieutenant
general or genera!. The three generals who
were given b th of these ranks were Gens.
Grant, Sherman and Sheridan.
Why not make the grade of lieutenant
general, or even general, a perma
nent one. The cost to the country would be
very little aud theu congress would not be
importuned constantly to raise this or that
officer to one of those grades. Besides, why
shouldn't the chief officer of the army, even
though tho army is a small one, have the
ra k and pay of genera!. Tbs highest
rank now is maj >r general, and tbe senior
major general has command of the army.
His position compels him to do a great deal
of entertaining, and the government and oesn’t
provide him with any money for that pur
pose. The entertaining consists chiefly in
showiug courtesies to foreign officers of
high rank visiting this country. Under the
circumstances it would seem to be no more
than just that the commanding offi'orof
the army should have the rank aud pay of
general.
“It will really be interesting to read,
when it shall appear, the account of Consul
Folsom of ihe recent anti-American tariff
demonstration at Sheffield,” says toe Boston
Advertiser. On account of his close per
sonal relation to Mr. Cleveland and the
well-known tariff reform opinions of that
gentleman, the Advertiser thinks, he would
naturally sympathize with the disaffected
Sheffield cutlers, and it adds: “His em
barrassing situ ition is appreciated and his
report is awaited with interest not unmixed
with curiosity.” We all under-tand the
disinterested solicitude of the Advertiser
for Mr. Fols >m, but why attach any more
importance to Mr. Folsom’s report on this
subject than on any other! He will simply
state what occurred, not what he thinks of
it or its political effect in this country. His
opinion and political sympathies do not,
and caunnt figure in the matter, and there
fore have n > significance.
From the favorable view President Har
rison takes of reciprocity it would appear
that Mr. Blame is not “a back number”
yet. Reciprocity has taken root in repub
lican oil.
PERSONAL.
Joaquin Miller. It is declared, writes the
wor t hand ia the “ait -T States.
Searing Taylor, the largest surar planter In
Louisiana, never uses suiar in his coffee.
Senator Sherman s large fortune is sad to
yield ti n an annual income of 12 per cent.
.'•!*. U. 6. Grant is srendiag the summer
months wits her on Ulysses in Westchester
r aunty. New Yoi k
Princess Beatri-e is writing a work on lace,
and will illusirat -it herself. It will be printed
for private circulation only.
Dr- Sheldon Jackson of Princeton has sailed
in the United States st-amer Bear for the
Arctic regions for the purpose of establishing
thieescuooia forthe Esquimaax.
The German Empress occupie; three villas at
Sassnitz. wuich are furnished very simply. They
ju t suffice to accommodate only herself with
her sou* and tbe nece.- -ary r -ti-ue.
SiEorRiED Wagner, {... hard Wagner's only
son. ba> made bis debut as a pian.st at a pri
vate conceit given at Wainfried villa, Bay
reuth. Apparently be is not much of a young
man.
ARCHDrKE Franz of Austria has a large and
very interesting collection of relics of criminals
wbo have b ;en extern -! Among the relics are
porti mg of tbe ropes used in bauging tne Ch.-
cago anarchists.
Browning had a marvelous memory. He
always could tell the ex ict place of any quota
tion or fragment of quotation referred to him.
and was vexed gr-atiy whenever he heard his
own hues misquoted.
Mrs. Edison, the great electrician’s wife, is a
woman of 21. whose graceful figure is a trifle
above the average bight She has brown hair,
hazel eyes, a clear olive complexion, and is an
unusually pretty woman.
Archbishop Ryan, of Philadelphia, has as
sumed editorial control of the American Catho
lic Quarterly Revi ic. a high-class periodical.
Circulars have been addressed to leading Roman
Catholics of New York appr.siug them of the
fact.
Lord Wolselev is at present busy with an
elaborate life of Marlborough, written from a
mili'ary point of view He is engaged iu col
lecting materials concerting Mari borough's suc
cessful but almost forgotten expedition to Ire
land.
The young American Actress, Marion Lea,
who has made a remarkable hit in London as the
heroine of a play called “Illusion,'' is the sister
of the artist, Mrs. Lea Merritt, whose picture,
"Love Locked Out." is one of the successes ot'
this year's British Royal Academy.
Dr. Waldstkin says that a considerable por
tion of the money needed for the work of excava
tion at Delphi has been subscribed in Boston,
but be adds that the terms of promise irom the
Greek government tor American privileges of
exploration are fast coming to an end.
The Baroness Klara von der Deceler of
Tiflis has issued a circular to the “beautiful
women of the world.” asking for tbeir photo
graphs iu order to place them before a com
mittee of artists winch shall Choose tuose to be
placed in an album entitled "Types of Female
Beauty in the Laiteriiaif of the Nineteenth
Century.'’
Charles Nordhoff, the well-known and ac
complished journalist, has retired from the New
York Herald, and will reside hereafter with
bis wife in California. Mr. Nordhoff has been
informed by Mr. James Gordon Bennett that
his name will still remain on the Herald's boo;<s
at uait pay for the remainder of his life. Mr.
Nor iho.f has served the Hoa and brilliantly arid
energetically for a number of years, and Mr.
Bennett’s gracious a<" to a faithful employe
will be applauded by all.
BRIGHT BITd.
Down went the boycott to the bottom of the
s >up.
And it must I e very wet.
For it s staying down tl ore yet;
That selr-same boycott that was started with a
whoop,
Dropped with a dull, sickening thud.
—Chicago Tribune.
Lo! the poor Indian, whose untutored mind
Made him shave his whiskers olf to disappoint
the wind. —Chatter.
Lying in Fui.—The women of Fiji have to do
all the fishing. The men swear to the circula
tion of the daily papers.—.Yo rristo'cn Herald.
Not That Kind of Slave.—“ Drinking beer.
Why, I tliougat you were a temperance man.”
“So I am; but I am not a slave to the cold
water habit.”— Puck
“Let's cross over, here comee Bunker. He’s
the sleepiest man I ever met.”
“You can’t blame him. Remember that he is
with himself all the time.’’— Harper's Bazar.
Colicky Joke. Briggs Why is the new
American navy like Jamaica ginger?
Jaggs— (live it up Why?
Baggs—Because it is good for the Cramps.—
Philadelphia Society.
A Si BSrm’rE.—“You are not the young lady
to whom 1 give lessons,” saui the piano teacher.
“No. The youug lady to whom you give
lessons is siclc-and she has sent ms to practice
for her.”— Boston Courier.
They had been talking ab rut feats of strength,
when Fatsy. the trirnp, said: "I once jumped
my board bill at aB5 a day house,” “And I,”
sai l the incendiary, “once tired a whole hotel
with one hand.’’—of. Joseph (Mo.) News.
Astonishing Development. Visitor I’ve
not s -eu any of you for ever so long How is
your little brother coming on. Tommy?
Tommy First rale. He can whistle for him
self and wear uiy pants.— Texas Siftings.
Fmsr Citizen (at a street row)—ls that man
lying in the ambulance one of the fighters?
Second i tiizen—No, be w-as passing at the
time and tried t > stop the fight. There go the
fighters walking off Dow.—Boston Herald.
Wofld Suffer By It.—“ Yes, it would ruin
me, financially, if the whisky business should be
wiped out.”
“Are you engaged in the business, sir?”
“No, no. I'm a temperance orator."— Racket.
Where the Gorgeocsness Was.—“ Your
circus doesn't seem to b - pariicularly attractive
this year,” remarked a visitor.
“No,” replied tae mana-er; 'bur. you ought
to see my advance advertising car.” — New Yorx
Sun.
Had Heard of Them—Train Robber (board
ing parlor car. western express i—Quick, now, if
yer knows wot's best for yer Git yer valybl.s
ready.
Mr. Hayseed—Land sakes! Marier, here
comes tae porter.—Good Hews.
Wife (revisiting the scene of her betrothal!.—
I remember, Algernon, so well when you pro
posed to me. How painfully embarrassed you
were!
Algernon—Yes, dear; and I remember so well
bow kind and encouraging you were, and how
very ea-y you made it for me, alter nil. —liar
pe>’s Bazar.
The time may come when politics will mean
all that is noble and good; when a small ooy
will break a i apple in two and give his little
sister the bigger half; when a tramp will work,
and astray dog won't bite; but the day will
never dawn when a fly can tickle a drowsy man’s
nose without ma ting him jump.— Indianapolis
Ham's Horn.
Not Likely to Forget It.—“ They are not
paying muck attention to you. Uncle Pete,"
said the little rirl at the party. “I guess they
have forgot you're our le.atioa.”
“No. cnild.” answered Uncle Pete, crossing
one leg over the other seas to hide a small patch
on the under knee, ••no; they se,-m to be remem
bering it right along.”— Cnicago Trihune.
CURRENT COMMENT.
The Great Impoverishes
From the Atchison Globe.
For every cent a man has he has 2 cents' worth
of desire.
A Tip for the Political “Sports.”
S‘. Paul Pioneer Press (Pep.).
In sporting parlance. McKinley is getting to
be a "rank outsider,” tvmile Blaine is a "favor
ite.” This is a pointer for tariff plungers.
A Good Time Coming.
From ihe Augusta Chronicle (Den t.i.
The New York Tribune warns the people that
if the Lodge bill doesn't pass no* S' me "other
and stronger measure” will come up next ses
sion. But next time there will De a democratic
House and a democratic speaker.
Quite Natural.
From the Fort Worth Gazette (Dem.\
J Fireaway Foreaker nobis firmly the opinion
that we have reached a point in the progress
of time and events when it is our dutv to ce.us
lookiug backward." Considering the reuiara
able dull thud wnich Col Koru..e met with
some montbi ago.it is not tob- wondered at
that be is so loath to “look backward
k nu will seldom need a donor If >ou hate
M jmiuni l.lier Regulator handy. Adv.
Evdrtsand the Able Eater.
Up la Vermont a short time a I heard a
story of Wilham M Evarts, the senator, states
man and lawyer who dazzles Xew England
every summer vith fci agricultural abili yas
muon as he does New Yorfc ar and V a shingio i in
the winter t me by his p finical profundity, jays
a *riter 10 the B ;ton o'i be.
Ooeoftie han e e s-on around fci* immense
stocK farm was Ivory Hail, a bi* fellow, who
could eat more and do lesr w->rr than air otLer
maa ever Known m that region. Stores about
Ivory's womieriul capacity for food came to
to the ears of the senator, who, discrediting
them, ma eup bis mind to put tne reputed
champion to a test.
H accordingly the gormandizing rant
for a day. and rat him down to the break:a t
tab.e preparatory to ko ng afield. Food enough
for five men was brought on, anl Hall had no
trouble in clearing the board.
‘.'low, Ivory,” said the polvsyl aoic orator.
we have a 1 ng wavs to go to tue field, and if
you don't mind I should like to have you eat
your dinner at this time, so you need not come
c ear back t > the house.”
"Jest ez leave take my dinner now ez eny
time,” was the willing response. Again the
table groaned ucd r the load of provis.ons, an J
again Ivory svrepi all before him.
"See here. Mr. Hall.” said rho admiring states
man. "our supper hour is 5 o'cl >ek. ar.d I want
yoj to work later. Do you think you coul l
your supper now, too. so as to work until
sundown?"
' Martin," came the quick answer. "Supper
and dinner and breakfast are all the earns to
me. I can alii s eat'em."
For the third time fresh dishes were pro
duced and g eat roasts acd stews forthcoming
Plate after plate of Vermont beef and cabbage
and onions and potatoes went down the greedy
gullet of the hired man; and after these came
puddings ac t pies and cake* enough to stock a
oa o shop Not for a m >ment did Ivory relax
until every dish was cle n.
"If you are reaiy now, Mr. Hall.” suggested
the dumfour.d and orator, "we will go to the field,
and I will show yo i where to work.”
Then Hall looked at his employer for full* a
minute, rubbed his abdomen lov.ngly, and said:
"Naw, I guess not. I bean't in the habit uv
work n' arter supp r.”
The Baggageman's Little Mistake.
I always have an eye out for my trunk when
I travel, says a writer in the Detroit free Press.
After I have received a check and seen it
dumped into the baggage car I am quite sure
it will go a certa.n distance, but when that dis
tance has been covered my anxiety is again
aroused. When I changed railrua is at Phila
delphia the other (lay I realized tnat I had a
contract by which my trunk ough to change
with me, but nevertheless the fear that it would
go astray and finally bring up in New Orleans
or ban F. ancLco started me over to Camden
at an early hour t-> watch the transfer. I ex
pected to see inv trun c conie over at the last
momeut. and be left on the platform I
moved off, but a great surprise was in store for
me. It (*a;ne over an hour ahead of time,
along with a big load of others, and I stood
around to see it come off the wagon. A gentle
word or a uickle cigar will sometimes have
great influence with the men who are hired at
so much per month to damage your trunks.
They were dropped off, one by one, each
one receiving more or less injury in the fall,
and by-and-by tne two fiends on the wagon
came to my trunk. 1 had two cigars in my
open palm, and was about to step forward witu
kindest smile when the depot baggageman
suddenly sung out:
"Here, now, be mighty careful of that
trunk!”
"What for?”
" Because 1 say so. Let it’down as gently as
if it were glass. "
‘ The trunk was lowered with the utmost care,
and I approached the man and asked to
what se.aiiuent on his part I should attribute
tue great favor.
"is that your trunk?” he bluntly demanded.
"Yes, sir.”
"Let's see your check. ”
I produ ed it. He compared the figures, and
then called out in au awful voice:
"Get 'lit o'this or 111 kn >ck your blamed
head off: I thought that trunk belonged to my
sister!”
Made a Fortune la Frogs’ Legs.
The following story was told the Boston Globe:
"About twenty-five years ago,” said an old at
tendant in the big Washington market, "sev
eral men made fortunes at catchiug frogs and
sending them to marnet. The hind legs were
cut off, skinued, washed and, after being mildly
salted, were sent away in barrels. Prices used
to range from 10 to 75 cents for a dozen pairs of
le :s, and, as sales were quick, there was a pi.e
of money in the occupation
"One old fellow, a blacksmith by the name of
Weld, down in Ureenbush, Me., suppli ed all of
New England for yearn He lived bv the side
of very extensive swamps that were fiile 1 with
wigglers and cattails. The former furnished
food for the frogs, while the latter gave them
shade. I have seen bullfrog legs that were
nearly big as the legs of a chicken.
"Old man Weld used to hire boys to kill the
frogs for him, giving them 5 or ri cents a dozen.
To-* frogs were so plentiful that inauy of the
children earned good wages, even at that small
price. Weld dressed the frogs, corned them
and shipped them to Boston in barrels, like
herrings. He kept up the business for years,
and, though he slew hundreds of tnousa ids
every year, the supply did not diminish at all.
"by and by the prices went away down, and
as the old man had cleared about SIOO,OOO out of
the scheme, he retired, built hiuisfif a fine, man
sion, and lived at his ease He is the only man
l know of who got rich by catching frogs, but I
have heard of several others.”
Poetry vs. Proso.
From the Lawrence American.
Scene: A bosky dell (whatever that is).
Dramatis Person®: A poet and Humorous
insects.
Poet (speaking his lines as he writes
them).
How pleasant'tis when warm th ' day,
(Hy Jove, these flies are awful thick!)
From city's strife to steal away!
(By George, I killed him. See him kick!)
And in some sheltered, cosy nook,
(A caterpillar's down my back!)
With cigar :tte and pba-aut booa,
(I'll smash that horse-fly this time.
Whack!)
To sit upon some grassy mound,
(Whew! See those grass stains on my
sleeve!)
Where verdant foliage doth ab mnd.
I'Twill spoil my coat, I do believe!)
To watch the hapay birds that play,
(I wish that robin’s song would stop!)
And thus to while away the day,
(If I'd a gun I think he’d drop!)
Ah! that is pleasure! Happy man.
(Great Scott l It has be, un to rain!)
Is he enjoy these things who can!
(Rats! 1 must walk! I’ve lost my train.)
A Japanese Election.
“It doesn't take a native of Japan long to
adapt himself to anew order of things,” re
marked Paul Schramm to a Chicago Tribune re
porter Mr Schramm is a German business
man who is on his way to New York from
Yokohama. He had just been speaking of the
recent election in Japan, and was detii.i g the
matter-of-fact way in which the Javanese
deposited their ballots for the establishment of
a national house of representatives, although
it was the first election under universal suf
frage.
"It was laughable,” continued Mr. Schramm,
“to see the diguifled way in which the'Japs'
deported themselves. T.iey would go to Ihe
polls in squads, every raan carefully watching
one who had been selected as a leader. What
ever he did the others did also. One leader
whom I was watching took out a big silk hand
kerchief and blew his nose, and immediately
every man following him did the same. And
so it was with every little motion the captain
chanced to make Everybody was exceptionally
well behaved, and from what I hear about your
elections in Chicago lam convinced that some
of your politicians could take a few lessons
with profit from their Japanese brothers”
Humors of a Calamity.
It is undoubtedly wrong, says the St. Paul
Pioneer-Press, to find anything comical in a
terrible castrophe like the cyclone that caused
so much suffering and death at Lake Gervais,
ana were it not for the fact that the following
incident was related by one of the principals in
that tragedy, it would not appear in print. One
of the occupants ot the Good cottag an • ider y
lady, was very fond of taking care of
fowls, and had raised nearly 100 chick
et!B and ducks. These were all killed
by the cyclone. The old lady had aso
mads a nice lot of soft soap, of w. ich she was
very proud. The soap had been left on a board
by the side of the house, and of course was ear
ried away by the wind. Tne occupants of tne
house, it will be remembered, took refuge iu the
cellar when the storm was seen coming. All
were more or less injured and their clothm.-
torn from their bodies It was nearly i alf au
hour before all were released, more dead thun
alive. Tne lady spoken of was naif unconscious
aud the moment sue was taken from tue cellar
she took one glauoe at the work of the eye one,
threw up her bunds and exclaimed: “O. wher
are my ducks and my eoickens, and where is
my nice soft soap!"
A Boom is on in ROUGH OS DIRT SOAP.-
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A Los Angeles pickle factoby bought eighty
tons of cucumbers at Anaheim recently for 1
cent a pound.
A London bookseller recently received an
order fr .m New Zealand for worth of
books tor the use of tue nttive police.
A CB'TEKV fellow waat-xl a PaDnaylrat: Ia
railroad conductor to bold the train *e i minute
at Burge tstown wuile be got married.
David Marshall of Lapeer. Mich., who has
been a demo rat for eight t* fou r yea’*?, has fi ed
a request thit his old collection of democratic
tickets be placed in his c Mfin and buried wit j
him.
m A Sumner ‘Kan county man went into the
country to collect a note which he hddona
fanner. Tue farmer was not at home, but h:s
wife was and she LopceJ onto the hoi ler of the
note and took it from him and gave hm a good
drubbing into the bargain.
The New York and New England railroad hat
been brought up standing by t! e village of
Waterbury, Conn . for Plowing its whittles
w.triin the town limits It is the general wish
in that town that nothing shall inte fere whh
the merry clatter of the Waterbury watch.
Smallpox holds sway at Colon and Cartag na.
United States of Colomb a, the steamship
Samara h iving arrived at Boston with one of
her crew dean and five others down with the
dreaded disease. Smallpox ba* also broke i
out anew at Guanta a-uo and Sa .tiago de
Cuba, and ail shipmasters must be on the
alert to prevent long detentions at Quarantine.
Fifteen years ago when a gentleman began
the culture of bees he suffered severe!}* from
stings, but tne}* have now lost their force. For
several years past tney have caused only a
slignt and rather pleasurable sensation, and
that lasts for only a lew minutes. But this
thorough inoculation against bee poison leaves
him ass isceptible as ever to the sting of a
wasp.
The visit of the German emperor to Copen
hagen and Caristiana is said to have revived the
old idea of a great Scandinavian empire, to
embrace S .vede i. Norway, Denmark, and the
former Swe lish provinces of 1* miaul Tnis is
thought to be the reason for t e czar's change
of plan an t decision not to visit Copenhagen.
Perhaps, also, it is from expectation of such an
effort that the czar has suddenly begun a more
decided Russianizi.ig of Finland.
Recent investigations in Indian prisons
have revealed a curious physiological condition
induced by thieves for the purpose of secreting
valuables. They allow a heavy lead builrt to
slide down the tnroat, and k *ep it in position
for half an hour at a time. In about a year
a pouch is formed into which anytning
s nail may be thrust without interfering witu
speech or breatn. At present there are in Cal
cutta jail twenty prisoners with these throat
pouches.
Extreme ugliness is on the list of disqualifi
cations laid do wn b>* the medical department for
French conscripts. “Excessive ugliness,” says
the chief of the department, ‘ makes a maa
ridiculous, prevents him from having authority
over his comrades, and leaves him morbid and
sensitive.” "Male hysteria" is another valid
plea for excuse from military service. The
army doctors say it exists among French con
scripts. and it is the more objectionable as it is
contagious.
Tiiey teil a story of an Indiana judge who was
trying a thiof who stole bank bills of the face
value of sis—this was in the days of the wildcat
currency. The lawyer who defended the crimi
nal argued that as the actual value of the notes
was a KOod deal 1 ?ss than the face value the of
fense did not constitute grand larceny. But the
juJge knocked him out by saying that he did
not prop se to establish the principle in his
court that a nan could "steal at par and be
tried at a discount”
Postmaster General John Wanamaksr can
be polite under difficulties, says the New York
Star. Not very long ago a lady wrote to him
from this state, asking if he could not devise a
peculiar stamp tor the use of persons in mourn
ing. She pointed out the absurdity of affixing
a giddy red, blue or green stampY> an envelope
edged with black, and begged him to consider
the interests of the widow and the fatherless.
The postmaster general respond**! gravely
ac<fowlddgt gtha . us:ieoof the ady's observa-,
tions, and promising co give Her question serious
consideration.
There is to be a "Greater Vienna ” A com
mittee, composed of the mayors of the different
suburbs of Vienna, have for the last few months
been considering the uuion of Vienna proper
with the suburban municipalities, and the plan
is ready, lh ? mayor of tne new city will be
elected by the town council tor six years. There
will be nineteen districts, and the local affairs
of each will be managed by a council elected by
the ratepayers as before. There will also b; a
central council of twenty-one members elected
by the local councils. Kahlonberg an l Schoen
brum and m >re thau a dozen villages hitherto
regarded as summer resorts will be taken in,
it is thought, by a yea.* from next January.
Tiie latest examination of cheese shows that
the population of Emmenthal, a sort of Gruyere,
to be as follows: In each gramme of the
cheese, when fresh, from 9>,03u to 140.000 mi
crobes are found. This number increases with
time. A cheese seventy-one days old contains
hOJ.OOO bacteria per gramme. A soft cheese
twenty-five days old and much denser than the
preceding * as 1.200,000, and a cheese forty-five
days old 2,000,000 mierolies per gramme. The
center is freer than the outside. A cheese, near
the periphery, has from 3,000.00> to 5,600.<)00
microbes. According to the mean of these two
figures there are as many living organisms in
in 3CO grammes of such a cheese as there are
people upon the earth.
Will a hair from a horse's mane or tail de
velop into a snake if placed in the water?
Scientific men say not, but J. H. Pierce of
Mount Heaaant. Conn., says that the scientific
men don't know everything Mr. Pierce claims
that under certain conditions he can and has
produced from horsehairs periecrly forme l
snakes, the head beiug fully developed, with
eyes and mouth, the reptile having life, motion
and growing in length and thickness. He has
at pro-eat three in process of evolution, with
which he expects to silence all doubt as to the
truth of his statements. A few days ago Mr.
Fierce obtained two hair snakes, as he calls
them, and exhibited them to several persons
here whose opinions appear to be evenly di
vided as to whether they are a species of water
snake or really produced by a horsehair, it re
quires about three months to develop the snakes,
Mr Pierce says.
A stalwart Hungarian, who had been in this
country but a few* days, applied at Schenley
park. Pitts on rg, on Saturday, for employment,
and ran against some jokers. They gravely in
formed him tnat the position vacant was that
of hostler to the bear, which is now quite a
chunk of an animal. He was furnished wfith a
currycomb and brush and sent in to fix up
bruin. Neither Han nor bear flinched f;om the
encounter. The bear enjoyed being scratched
with the currveomb, and showed it by rolling in
dirt as fast as he was cleaned. He also evinced
his appreciation by playfully clawing his valet,
and by the tirn.i the latter had completed lus
job he had no clothes on worth mentioning.
The jokers had to buy the a new suit
of clothes, and, being unable to furnish him
with a situation, the city having made no pro
vision for a bear keeper, they made up a purse
as an acknowledgment of his pluck.
A meteor of prodigious size, and blazing like
a lost sun, fell in the western sky at Norwich,
Conn., a few nights ago. It made au astounding
and splendid spectacle. A reporter, strolling
along a country road in the western part of the
town, had au unobstructed view of it. He was
looking down w:.en the moteor suddenly blazed
out in the dark night. Its descent began near
the zenith, exactly in the west, and it fell slant
ing into the northwest. It appeared to re nearly
as large as th* full moon, and diffused a bluish
white light that, was quite as powerful as
that orb is aud w*hich lighted up the country
landscape as a mighty flash of lightning
does in a murky night. For an instant fields,
woods, crops, houses, walls and roads blazed
with dazzling splendor, while the whole west
ern sky was trie hue of a glowing opal. Exactly
in the northwest sky was a small round, purp e,
and hard-rolled cloud into which the meteor
fell, dragging furrows of blue white light in a
long wake on each side of its track. When
right in the center of the cloud the fire ball ap
parently exploded, though no report was heard,
and instantly the whole cioud turned scarlet!
while jets of fire gushed through it. So start
ling was the career of the meteor,
so amazing its inag’dtude, and ro
overpowering the radiance, that the
beholder was bewildered tor several seconis.
for ordinary meteors are no more than sparks
when compar and with this monster. Tnere is no
record in the history of Connecticut of another
meteor that is at all comiairable in size and
splendor with the giant of \\ ednes lay evening.
On the same evening, about an hour later, a
splendid mete *r, about one-fiftn as large as the
first one. but still wonderfully large acd bril
liant, fell from tho no theast across the north
ern sy into the northwest quarter. Tin- second
one illuminated the country with a bluish
white light and exploded in a range of low,
dark clouds. Ordinarily the second meteor
woul b* considered a wonder, but its glory
wai eclipsed iii tnat of itw incoinpara 1 le rivai.
Several other meteors of notable size were seen
on the same evening.
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