The morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, November 02, 1890, Page 4, Image 4
4 €js*mung|l;tos M r *iing N*w* Building, Savinnm, Oa. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER *, lßftO. Registered at ike P.mt'ifflce i .saixinn ik. The Mousing News is published every day in Mv war, aad I* sered t > subscribers i the cite a; 25 cants a mi )i 00 a month, $5 00 (cr eJx mo tns an 1 sl(i oo for on - year The Morn iso N ivs. by mail, one month, s'. 00; tore,- months, $2 50, six months, $5 00; one j oar. $lO 00 T>e Mohniso News, by me, ,six times a wet (without Si:r.da iosiie . tore,* months, $0 00; Six months, $ i 00s on>- year. I* 00. The Morning Nxws Tri-Weekly. Monday*, Wednesday- an i Fri lays, or Toesdayt, Thur? day* an’ Sa.urlays. thre* months, $1 25; six IDont s, $2 5); • n* year, $5 (U The SrvDiY News, by in >il. one year. $2 00. The WIKKtT Nests, oy nn.i. one year, $1 25. Banaori tion- pryaole in advanoe Remit by Cl al order, choc-: or regptered letter. Cur ce sen by mai at risk of senders. Letter r.nd telegrams should he addressed "Mormno News. ' Savaa iah, Ga Transient alertiseme ts, otner than special Oolumn. locil • r reading notices, am nee men ts and cheap or w mt cola on, 10 cents s li e. Fourteen ones of ante type—equal to one inch spice in depth--is the stanlard of measurement. Coin rot rates olid dis -ounw made known on apnlication at business office. CIB SEW YOllk OFFH E MR. J. J. Flynn, General Advertising Agent of the Morning Nrws, office 23 Park Row, New York. AH advertising busineas outside of the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro lina will be managed by him. The Morning News la oa file at the fol owing fdacr-, where Advertising Rates and other in formation reja di .g the paper can be obtained; NEW YORK ClTi' J. H. Hates. & Pars Row. 0. P. Rowell <fc Cm, 10 Sornce street W. W Sha p £ Oc ,21 Hark Row. Frarii JCitrnan A Cos.. 152 Broadway, Davchy & Cos.. 27 Park Place. J. W. Thompson, 39 Pa-E Row. AMEUICan N t WsriP R r’URLISHXRS* AaSOCIATIO*, Potter B i.lding. PHILADELPHIA— B. W. Avxn & Son, Times Building. BOSTON— B. R. Niles. 25C Washington street Petteng.ll & Cos., 10 Siate street CHICAGO — Loro & Thomas, 45 Randolph street O NL’IN -a TI- El win Ai.ur.-i C IMP ANT, 66 Wes: Fourth street NEW HvVEN TS* H. P. ({i-BBABU Compaity. 25 Elm street ST LOUIS— Nelson cuesman 4 Cos., 1127 P'ne street ATLANTA— Morni.no N*wb Boreac, Stt Whitehall street MACON— Daily TtLEGRArn OmrE. 597 Mulberry street THIS ISSUE —CONTAINS i TWELVE PAGES. INDEX TJ SKiV AfIVERTISISMKNTi Meetings—Knights of the Golden Eagle; Savannah Ride Ass -elation, Zsrubbabel Lodg • N). I, F.ailA M ; O.'let lorpo Light Infantry; R -pihlican Hues; C mfed-yra e V terans. Bzcul Notices—Po r Imbor. To v-seud; K*al Estate of All Kindi, Dafigitfui Hu net Eta, by Rjnv gn *l. th" Real Estate Maa; Students oa the Roil of Hvinr in 8 a annah Acadonv: Carl of Thank’, by the Com-nlttee of R “publican 81-t-as’ Sazar; Sy: >nd hand Type writer! and Cal graphs for Sale, C. 8. Rich pond; Service at t. Joan's Church. Mali son Square: Serv.ce v at St. Matthew's Chapel; Asto Crews of Norwegian Bar ;s Inheritance, El i:o ad PA Mu ;h. an 1 Germm Bark Eliz abeth Ahren and Jess So, The Robinson Btea n Printing C raiany; “Georgia State" Bui din g and L an As.oeiati n; A Beautiful Location fora Residence, Harnon. Walker & Meilar rie; Rea' Es a e for Sale. W. K. Wilkinson, Real F, ta e Agmt; Quick Dispitch, Savau- nab C u’riage and Wagon Company; A i’eaut fui i arm. by Rossignol, the Real Es tate Man; Nodes of Dissolution, Harvey & Mock; Saw-nii;l For Sale, by Rossignol, t ie Real Estate Man: Empire St an Laundry; Really Want to Mak -Money? C. H. Dorsett. Real Es tate Ds iler: Ia n Ordered to Sell a Henry Street Home. C. H. Dorsett, Real Rstite Dealer; Slate a id County Tax-*, 1390; HorhC S ests,Blankets, F.tc.. Sava nab Harnes-. Factory; Tinning,Etc., E. O. Pac -tti; Bloater, Mackerel, Crackers, Etc., at I- M. Widte’s; Fine Hors.** ad Mules, Gui - mart n & Mehrtei.s; Percy Sugden, Architect; Savannah Steam Laundry; Removal. James F. Furlong; Choice Horses and Mules. John E Dowling. Infants' Whit* Cashmere Cloaks— J*ck*on, Metzger & Cos. “What are Wild Waves Ba vn* o”—Davis Bros. Amvsements —First Annual Ball of the Na tional .ciation of Machinists at Odd Fellows’ Ha 1 Friday Evening. Nov. 14; Lecture by Rev. M. F. Fo'-ey of Baltl nore on Nov. 18. Died. “Old War Prices’ —Savannah Car riage and Wagon Company. Tracxlahsg to Let—J- S. McTighe A 00., Matts. Ql A Few .'lore Things to Dispose or—G. S. Mc- Atot'j. T i the Point—Ludd *n & Bates S. M. H. Facte—C. dray & Son. Baltim r : He iters— James Douglass. Capes —D. H gin. Double- Breasted Sacx Suits -Dryfiis Bros. The Larges r Stock or Shoes -Globe Shoe Store. Cc tino Down High Prices—At the Famous. Misses’ Cloaks. Dress Good.?, Etc.—At Eck stein's. BcyNow—At Morrison. Foye & Co.'a Dress GooD3, Millinery. Ere.—At Altmay er's. A ction Sales— Hmsehol 1 Furniture, Meats, by I- D. LtLiche & oi; F.ne Bedroom Furni ture. Et •„ by C. H. Dorsett. Th; Circus Failidto Get Hers—But Collat ha?. In Paint— A. Falk & Sons. and Polar Bear Spuing Wheat Flour— L. J. Dunn. Monday. Monday— At A. Ehrlich & Bro. C3IAP (Sold jn Aove inssnssrs Help Waite t; E n >loy n?n; IVanted: For Rent; For Sale: L>3t; Peroooil; Miscellaneous Koine of the papers are printing a dit*, ta’ch teod-d, “Mahone oq Langston.” That’s about the iz: of it. He seems to be on Langston with both feet. Scull is the na ne of the republican can didate for Cos :gres in a Pennsylvania dis trict. Scull is just about what the average repul) icau congressman amounts to. Fe pie living in the vicinity of Middles borough, Ky., now charge that young Norris YVa ts, who was killed there, Thurs day, was willfully shot I y some ambushed enemy. But that doesn’t sou :id reasonable. That isu’t the way they usually fight in Kentucky. Recently Miss Mary E. Hanrand brought sui against Mr. John C. H.ndraan in Mary lan I, claiming that her heart had been shattered $lO,OOO worth by bis breaches of promise. That reared John so badly he at once marri.d her. Now she will have a wu le iife-time in which to get even with bin:. But theu he is an auctioneer, and probably hai a voice of his own in workiug order. Stand by the Party’s Nominees. The somewhat sensational “J hn Living ston circular” has been very generally pub lished in thl st te, ad there may be time who are in doubt relative th the truth of the statetnenis it contains. The Morning News received it at the time th it other newspapers of the state did, but did not pub lish it because there was no evidence of the truth of its state nents, and also because tbeevidant intention of it was to defeat a dem-xranc congress! jaal candidate of this state. Only a little while ago John Livingston, of New York, who asserts that he Is the president of the farmer-’alliance of th it state, and CoL L. F. Livingston, the chief of the fa-mars' alliance of this state, were writing loving let-ers to one another, ear-n trying to ouui o the other in the mutual ad miration business. It see oed strs g*, tbe efore, that the New York Livingston sh u and try to do t ie Goorgii L.vag-tiaa great injury. Tbo only explanation ap peared to be that the New Y rk L.vtng ton i.ad undertek n to assis tae na io al repub:lean cam ai,n committer in elec.ing republican congressmen. The Morning Sews mid ■ a little inves tigation of tt-e New York Livingston on is own account, and w.ile it discovered that the circular was a genuine and cument—that is, tnal it had bee.i ls-ued by h- New York Livingston—it did not have its ex, fid race in the New York Livi gston tre igth n -d. Indeed, from what it learned it ca n* to tbe conclusion that tbe alliance ought to be extremely careful in chooang its leaders if it wanted to escape being made uie of by designing men. Tbe Morning News does no; approve of some of the do! tical methods of the Ge rgia Livingston, but it does not propose to be a party to any scheme to defeat him for c in gress. He is tee regular democr .tic nomi nee and is much to be preferred to any re publican. This is not a time tor democrats to permit their d,(Terences to divide t.e u. It is ab solutely necessary that (I -orgia should send ten democratic representatives to the next Congress. There may be democrats who do not like some of tbe democratic nomi nees, and who would not experience any regret if these nominees should be defeated, but they should remember that at this time there it a great deal at stake, and that it Is highly important that the democrats should control the next House. They shonld disregard their per sonal feelings, therefore, and exert them selves to their utmost to elect the demo cratic nominees. They should do this for their party, because the be3t interests of the country demand that the govern nent shall be administered up >n democratic principles. If the republicans triumph iu the con gressional elections on Tuesday the force bill will be passed Under theoperntio sof that bill the condition of the south would be deplorable. The success of the repub licans als i means the strengthening of the protected monopolies, which are now rap idly robbi ig the raas-es uf their subva-ice and widening the chasm bet wee i tbe rich and poor. Let every democrat in Georgia go to the polls nett Tuesday and vote f -r the regular democratic nominee. Ana in t iosi di tric • in which there is opposition to the democratic nominee, democrats should make extraordinary exertions fir the success of the democratic ticket. A Cure For Consumption. Prof. Koch of Barlin is not the first man who has claimed to have discovered a cure for consumption. Ha iy have preceded him, and still consumptio /s victims are as numerous as ever. Prof. Ko his the man who a few years ago was sent by the govern ment of Germany to India to discover the bacillus of cholera, and who announced that he was suices ful. It may be that he was successful, but after his alleged disoovery had been discussed for awhile, and his name had become kno vn to the whole civilized world, nothing mo e was heard of that particular bacillus. The discovery, if it was ever made, has been of no benefit to humanity, because no remedy that would kill tbe bacillus has neen invented. Ch leva makes its appeara ce every once in awhile in one part cf the world or another and slays tens of thousands. It is engaged now in it* destructive work in some parts of Europe and Asia. But it seems that Prof. Koch has di - covered not only the consumption bacillus, but also a remedy that will kill the bacillus. It is to be hoped that those discoveries will be of more benefit to the world than the discovery of the cholera bacillus was. If Prof. Koch has really made the disc ivery which i e claims he has, the world will ac cord him all the honor he deserve*. It is rath-r remarkable, however, that he refuses to way wbat theennsumption bacillus remedy is, and the assertion that it is so constlv that only the rich will be able to obtain it is calculated to create a doubt that be has male any discovery that will prove to be ready valuable. There were quite a uu nber of physicians in this country and in Europe who thought that a great d.scovery had b?en mule wben Dr. Brown-Sequard came forward wi h bis celebrated eiixirfor making old men y ung, but, after the remedy bal made a brief sensation, it was abandoned, aud is now about f >i gotten. Prof. Kich, however, may have made a discovery that is worthy of !he attention of science, but it will not e believed that be has until be has changed a g >od many dis eased lungs into he .lthy ones. £upt. Porter’s xpianation. Our dispatches yesterday contained a B’aiement of the total p pn'ation of the country as show n by the last census and of the percentage of inci ease of imputation for the ten \ears bet wee.i 1870 ant 1880 and between 1880 an i 1890. The figures show a decrease of about per cent, dur ing the last ten years in comparison with tbe previous ten. Supt. Porter says that the chief reason for the decrea e is that the census of 1870 was grosdy defi cient iu tbe southern states, and that the percentage of increase between 1870 and 1880 was not as great as the figures make it. It has always been asserted that the cen sus of 1870 was very defective, but cannot it also be said, with a great deal of truth, that the census of this year is very de fective ! New York City had her census taken by her policemen and they found nearly 200 - 000 more people than the enumerat rs of the census bureau. In this stale this year’s census shows that quite a nun ber of coun ties have a smaller population than they bad tea years ago. Effingham county, for lnstauce, it lew popul >s by s verai hundred people than it was ii 1880. i here are srcellen! I reasons for thinking that Effiugbnm con tains more people than it did when tLe census of 1880 was taken. THE MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2. 1890-TWELVE PAGES. Mar not tie fa:ting off in the perce ;tag* f r the last ten years be due largely to tbe faulty work of Sapt. Porter's enumerators! Th re are certainly excellent reasons for tain king so surrmnding the situation. To watch the various oral exercises of car esteemed contemporary, the Atlanta Con stitution, is at times realty and truly divert ing. Whatever it mar lack in sagacious guessing it Tally supplies in the agility with whie . it can deploy and surround the qaes t on. Asa modern edition of the Artful Dodger it i indeed preeminent. When the prohibition ques ion raged in Atlanta and aroused to passionate ardor the enthusiasm and fervid zeal of all classes, arravmg democrat against dem crat and rep-bheae against republican, ad white against white and black against black, and even brother against brother ands s er acaiust si-t-r, did the clarion expo .eut of the slate capital cast its fortu .ee unre servedly witj one side or the ether and plunge into the thickest of the fray t sur vive r perish as fete might decree with the people it held right and tne cause that they cher.sued! Not much. It compr mised. It was like Mark Twain when asked if he expected to go to heaven or helh he answered “I am comparatively indifferent; I have friends in both places.*’ It aad frit sis on both sides. 8 • Genial Henry Grady (now gone to that mystic region where perplexities are not) banged away on ones de while strategic Capt. Howell rallied the opposing foices. They eotnprised an Inspiring spectacle. In fact, a pair of spectacles that must have brought a grin to tfce grim visage of the American eagle. When the cruel war was over they forgave each other. They were friends again. Now we have another conflict of power ful thoughts in the state upon which great uieo differ. Somebody is bound 1 1 be iu the wrong. It is always the weakest force. Triumph is always right. But which is the weakest force? That’s the question. Inevita bly somebody will get left in this tussle. Good people on both sides. Still it is im portant toknow whioh, in all this inextrica ble tangle of good people, are coming out at the top of the heap Same old situation. Perplexi.-g. So Capt. Howell valiantly rides at the bead of the column in double barreled type, while Mr. Hemphill finds bis sympa thies Irresistibly d'awn to the other aids Still, eaon re oguizes bis old friend in the distance and wa its it clearly understood that while his tender sympathies bleed great gobs of gore for the cause, it would distress him exceedingly to have his dear friend hurt just because of an honest differ ence of au opinion. Of course be is in the wrong. Put we are likely to be in the wrong at times. Such things can’t be pre vented. Tnat sort of solid reasoning has a tende cy to “tempor the wind to the shorn limb,” greatly to the satisfaction of the lamb. 1 bus the vict< rious partner lets down the temple gently on his unhappy but neverthe less hopeful frattr. T> ey shake and decide to forgive each ether. They have stemmed two strong c< unter currents and averted a w h rlwind. They nave diverted the course of the st< rm winds ad spared the go den grain. It no* behooves theru ns thrifty foragers to harvest the said go.den gram. They harvest. If you can get on both sides of tbe enemy you can lit ’em corning and going. But on auy account never abandon the provision train. That is most important. While the publication of which he Is the pu’ative manager has rigidly maintained a position of chaste neutraliry, if not actual indifference, toward the scufTl.- between the farmers and their political foes—the Mends that are and the friends that may come— Mr. Hemphill seems to have felt impelled by his swelling emotions to go around be hind the barn, as it were, and hold a tryst with the ex-soldiers in order to tell them he loves them so dearly that the conventional restrictions placed upon him by uu- sympathizing relations are harrowing to his ardent souk Still, though he cannot shara their prejudices, he must respect their feelings—and all that. Tactics cf that sort for a paper that made any pretensions to independence w ould sd pear somewhat natural though slightly amusing. But for an avowed advocate of aggresdve partisan politics such a oourse does appear a trifle remarkable. A Great lemnsranca Convention. The national convention of the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union of the United States, which will be held in Atlanta ti is year, beginning on Nov. 14, promises to be a notable affair. It has never before been held so far south, and as the interest in the south throughout the northern and western tau*s is very general, it is probable that all tbe 600 delegates will be present. Besides the delegates there will be many visitors who are interested in the cause of temperance, and in the w >rk of this part cular temoera icj organizat on. Tuere are in this orga dzition s me of the m st influential wonea in the country, and it has the sympathy and support of very many wealthy and prominent people. Pro found interest is f It in the convention, a id its proceedings will be closely watched in all parts of the country. Tuere is only one thing that threatens to mar its ha mony, and that is the p esence of Mrs. J. Ellen Foster and her frie id*. It is well known that the Woman's Christian Temperance Um m is a non-partisan organization; that is, it does not take an active part iu politics, but se*ks the aid of all parties tn its work. Ms. Foster and those who follow her lead wi u drow from the union and formed another organization which they call a non-partisan one. If Mrs. Foster is quo.ed correctly, however, in an interview iu the Chicago Tribune of Oct. 5 last, she is a good deal of a partisan, in that i ter vie w she Is quoted as saying that she is a republi can, and that republicans everywhere believe that the force bili “should* have been made a law in time to have been in operation at the time of the coming con gressional election.” It is un lerstood that the Fosterites have chosen delegates to the Atlanta convention, and the Woman’s Christian Temperance Union people are apprehensive that they will try to make trouble. If they are in favor of tne fo ce bill they will not find much sympathy in Atla ta or Georgia. Whiie his young wife scurries around trying to secure a commutation of bis se t ence, Bi’chail busies huuse.f playing leap frog and pi chiug pennies, with a degree of apparent merriment that teems wholly un accountable. But be is said to always greet is spiritual advisers with becoming ■> iemnity. This young man made a > HMChedly poor murderer. There is ev ry reason to believe that be would have made a far better actor. PZRSONAL- Pwtvmci Issprctor Pmcir** U hunting np poaioffice retie* for the museum at Washing ton. Oorxr K ALCOA*, the A d2ro- Hungarian prime mint-ter, bss started on 4 visit to the R. P. Flower complain? that evfcry morning he finds on his table a pile of po.itical mat two feet high. Tae Osar of Bus*'a (Alexander IILI Is getting so fat that he is at preseo t en razed in chopping down trees to reduce the surplus. Geo sot M. Pcllkam of PuDman palace car fame, will build as! 000/00 hotel in Ch cago ai>d have it completed in time for the World's Fair. Bapon he I.trr*. formerly p-ime minister to Louis Piiillippe. whose death is recorded from Par s this week, was the hero of many on amus ing anecdote. Prince Bismarck, who forms on a large scale at Varzin. is said to have cleared SIO,OOO b-. his cattle and geese duriu r t e last year, and his pr fit from yeast exee ded M'.OOU. Mb. Gladstone, alt oug a very rich man. is cot fond id exirava<ait expenditure. Both he and Mrs. Gt dirone are ec-rno ideal almost to penuriojsness in personal matters. Mas. Biuchall abiu lone! er pr >posed jour ney back to ZnglunJ and is still m Canada do ing all she can to secure si-i at ire< to a peti t on for the commutation of her uusband s sen tence Natekcra Saxcsaeoro. a Japanese druggist, has got ahead of the McKinley b.li by the dis covery of a process bv wa ch he can convert wiia bemp in o a fabric w hich cannot be distin guished from silk. Phinck Fux ebick Ferdinand von I.evt.tzon of Lubec, Germany, who fcclds a Mgh military commission in he Royal Guard and is heir to a vast estate, I os b en a dry g -xls clerk at Syra cuse for Some ti.. e past, Dr Francis Quinlan of New York was a participant io the stormy scenes enacted on the front! r during the Sitting Bull crusade against tne white., aud was fir-.t physician to am putate the leg of an Indian. Gov. F. T. Nioholls of Louisiana, who made such a gallant fight acaiust the lottery in his state, Is dismembered to a remarkable extent. He has lost a leg and an arm. and is blind in one eye. He I <Bt his leg at cbancellorsville. and bis arm was carried away bv a cannon ball at Winchester. That rich men rarely lose anything by having their wealth discussed by the public is seen in the case of the late ’‘Bonr.i.za Flood of Cali fornia. Mr. Flood’s wealth has be n gueseed at all the way from j 0,000,000 to $25,000,000. Th executorx uf the will have just settled accounts with the court, and asg to be discharged. Th ■ total value of the estate was found to be $2,230,437. E. D. Bassett, secretary of legation at Hayti. sailed Sunday for his post at Port-au-Prince on the steamer Prinz With !m HI. The fact that Mr. Bassett returns to Hai ti alone aud that hi. chief. Minister Douglas-., remains in Wash ington.is being made occasion for many rumors, the most common being mat Mr. Bassett, on bis arrival at Hayti or soon afterward, will re ceive tne appointment o United St it es minister to Hayti, l red Douglass having ui the mean time resigned. BRIGHT BUS. The death-roll—a soda biscuit.— Boston Trav elier. 8o mant men confound a curiosity to know about tbeir neigabors with a thirst for knowl edge— Atciisun Ol be. It takes three generations to make a gentle man, but he can’t vote any harder tnan the otucr fellow.— Indie, a u(i J um il. “I’m not in it.’’ sad the travder. as he stood on tbe s atioa piatior.n. an I warn ied the last train disappear iu tue dis ance.—Pack. A breath may dim the fa ne of a great man, win ue.-lect, t) chew a clove aft r going out between the acts of a p!ay.— t'rxas ■'if< m js. “Yes.” marriaie is a lottery an I’m draw ing a prize, and tue young mtu laughed as he puliel tbe baby coach lip tue stairs.—Philadel phia Times. Cumso -You can lead a horse to water, but you can't in ike uim drink. lianas - Just the same with a colonel, isn’t i —Brooklyn. L fe. No man need 1 iok through a heavenly tele rc ipe to find the pith of duty. It is right under Mi ie t. an i lie cun keep in .t If he has a mind to.— A’e> Orleaiu . ciyune,. Snapper—Who is that idiot tnat just went out, leaving the door open? Cynic—He's the fe.low who swore s j because someone else left it op n. —Huston Herald. Landlady—Wbat would you call beefsteak, Sir. Cutely? An entree or ? Star Boarder -If it Is like this, I would put it among thepiec sde resistance!— Boston Trav eler. It is well always to be punctual, but there are reasons w’hv it Is better not to arrive in fr mt of a big. new building just as a hodful of falling bricks is coming down.— Somerville Journal. ; NATVRKisa great landscape painter. She is particularly iota np-rate just now, if we may judge from the great quantities of red scattered and spattered over the country.— New York Commercial. B iDGERiNo Attorney—lnsanity runs in your family. I belie.o? Longsnlf r.ng Witness—Wll, my grand father qu t gathering rags to become a lawyer. —New i urkSan. SquiGSER s—Say, old man, why don’t you make a joke about the man with his overcoat in soak? Funnyman (with shudder) —It's no joke! That's why!— Boston Traveler. “I co* T DOVE YOU?” “No, you and >u’ “Gr<at guns! don't I wear the shirts you make for rue igu. along? And can I give you a stro ger proof t >aii that?” She oa y sobbed. “I think too much of you, in fact, to tell any to ly veil that it was you that made them.”— Philadelphia Times. Emerson Waldo of Boston)—I do so despise petty personal remarks. There are so many lofty and eleva i.ig subj -cts on which cultured minds may c > i verse—literature, art, science aud the bro id field of metapuysics. Don't you agree with me, Miss F.atte? Miss Fla-to o’ O naha)—You bet I do. Mr. Wal 10. But do look at Sirs. Later over there; sae vva.ks as if sue had oorns.— eight. “How is Miss Sm th. George?" ”1 don't know. We are no ion :er friends.” “Gracio s! W at has happen d?” “We were out rowing an i shj found fault with tn. way of hau ding tie boat. I replied somewuat trtly; one word brougnt on another, anil she got mad." “Yes." “So she threw me overboard.” —Boston Cou rier. Mrs. Welles ey Girton— Why are you so de jected, Mir.m a? You have every reasoa to be elate i a er ha ing taken the s iiior prize in classics; aid your e say o i deductive Dhiloso phy > u the a Imirat on of all the facul y. So well equipped a gin should— . Miranda Girion—That’s just the trouble. How—how can I find a uusband who is able to sew buttons'on, and coo c, and mind the -tue— ou!’’ GVoips.)— C evela id Homestead. An unearthly racket disturbed the confer ence of be police authorities •'OfHcer," said the chief, sharply, to tbe man nearest the door, “go out aid te I those hood lums if they do Ft quit blowing their infernal fish horns when they start on a picnic, ihey’ll get into troub.e ” The officer went out, but came back almost immediately. “it isn't a hoo Hums'picnic,''he said. “It’s a tally-ho coach ."—Chicago Tribune t CUHRiSNr COM4HNE. Ha Seems Rather Waite. From the IVrt shiny ton Postilnd.). The piciuresque Tim Campbell will not have a congressional walk-over, He may have a con gressional wake. Novel But Inaocent Amusement. From the ft at on Herald llnd.i. A Cincinnati act -ess has been using a leading swell of tuat city as a i adverti ing medium. She simply horsewhipped tbe young man. What's Best After That? From t e Washington Star (Ind.'i. To the occupauLs of a runaway vehicle the obvious advice of exoerience is: Stick to your eeat just as long as the seat is not overturned. Quay Fou id It Cut First. From the Baltimore American (Rep ). A Bt. Louis dooto? has discovered that ailver dollars will car y infection. Politicians, bow. ever, can justly wrest tbe glory of this discov . cry from science. Didn't Want to g * to Either Place. A good story baa leaked out oa ons of the minister* who took • very active part in the redemption of (toners at the late Fremont camp meeting. It is said that at one of tbe meetings the customs? invitation was riven for all who wanted to go te heaven to rose up saystne Fremont Tribune- Ail present rise to their feel with the exception of one young man who sat back pretty well oa tbe outskirts of the audience. Thou* who desired to go to heaven sat down. Theu ah those who wanted to go to hell wet* requested to rise to their feet, and tbe aforesaid younr man was eyed u itn a o and deal of iuteretL Rt.U he tat as quit- and com posed as a stone Toe minister went to hi n. and asked him way he did *ol rue in either instance. • •Wall,” replied the husky son of toil “i don't wont to go any wbar. Fremont's good errniff fer me.” And the preacher wealed bis way back to the altar, and ailtiDg a- vn on the mourners' bench leaned over and tied his shoe. A Girl’s Hero. Sarah Pmulney, in the Sunday Magazine. “Shall 1 ever meet hitn. my own true knight? The da* a are evil and cold: Aid the lend T grace and the glorious light Died out with tbe men of old; I may ii-o.ru bis v.lor from ancient rhymes. His faca in my dreams I see; But, ob, my Knight of the ol en times. Will he never come to me?” She turned away from the poet's page To seek in the world for him; Tne Jigut that fias.ied on a bv-gone age Shone clear where her pa h grew dim; There was one. unwearied, who fought with wrong. Though never a sword he drew: His det d* weie told in the angels' song Aud at last her knight sae knew. “And. oh. true knight with steadfast eyes (Said a woman’s earnest thought). The tneme of the nunstrcl never dies When the fight is truly fought: And hopeless apuve, and trembling child, Shall see his armor of light; The strile is fearful, the foes are wild. But God will defend my knight.” Mide Hla ''yo3 Bulge. Several years ago Broadax made np his mind that he was a natural born politician, and and iter rained to start a paper, says the Palladelpnia Record. He chose the portion of Pittsburg known a? “The Hill” for his field, and b u<ht several old job lot* of type. The paDer he owns is called the Broadax. The one eye of Broadax can see no such tninc as typographical beauty. Wnen he starts out to set up an article he emnloya one style of type until It is used up and thsn finishes with another style. Whenever the coffers in the establishment run low the republican polit ciaas are reminded of the fact in a double-leaded editorial, and they are expteted to suosertbe rapidly and often. If there is a disposition to delay on tee part of the leaders then the one eye of Broadax is sure to detect a black cloud in the political horizon, no bigger than a man * band, but of threatening aspect. Anot er double-headed editorial bints st disaffection among colored voters, and in the end the leaders generally send in their checks for several years' subscription is a 1 vance. It is said that • enator Quay has subscribed for the Broadax tor over KK) years. Gov. Beaver has also paid up for a century or two, and a good story Is told of the first time he subscribed. One day when Gov. Beaver was a candidate for governor be visited Pittsburg and was in troduced to Broadax, who replied to Gov. Beaver's formal pleasantries by saying; “Y'es, I know you've beard of me, but did you ever heah of da B< oesdax, a paper dat hews to de line, let de chips fall where aey may?” “I Cvrtain y have," replied tha gene al, “dhd have often thought of subscribing for your valuable paper. May I ask wnat your terms are?” “One dollar a year, payable In advanc '.” “Well,” replied tue general, as he lumbled about his pockets for a strav dollar, “lust put mo down.” The general had no small bil s about him, so he pulled out his campaign roll, skinned off a 820 bill, handed it to the colored phiio-o her, and stood in an expe -tant attitude. B oa lax took the bill, looked it over carefully, and plunge 1 it into the innermost depths of hi? capacious p ickats. “All ri ;ht, general, twenty years’ subscription paid iu advance; thanks, cotno again.” It i- said that the amazement of the moment caused Gen. Beaver s eyes to bulga out so that t -ey could have been knocked off with a club. Henry Clay as a Poker Player. •‘Henry Clay used to lose the greater part of his congressional salary," aald an old Washing ton gambler to the Pittsburg Press correspond ent. “The game he used to play was one in which toe b ind was SO cents and $1 to come in. There was no limit in those days, as tb-re gen erally is to-day. A man could, however, de mand a sight for his money. Clay's antagonist was generally a man named Bright, and both preferred to play a two handed game. The cards were cut one day and Clay got the first deal. He was a better card shuffler than lives to day He could hold his hands four feet apart and tty th cards from one to the other without a card falli g (Generally he dealt with one hand and. without a perceptible movement of the arm, throwing each c rd to its proper place with his long, muscular fingers.) “Olay was a poor poker player, however, He played for the excitement and not for the gain, aiul as he was careless about ms bets he gener ally came out a loser. He almost always straddled the hllDd, and whatever hand ne held would raise the bet of his antagonist. He used to bluff a good deal, and, as this would soon be found out. he would come out a los*r. "For nearly two hours the night I speak of Olay had been ha ing his own way with Bright He held a king full four times running, and then had a jack full. Bright did his best to catch Clay in a blufT. but it was of no use. Clay had a hand that could be oeaten oniy bv fours. The play began at 3 o’clock, and bv 10:30 Bright bad lost $1,500 and had borrowed S.V-0 from John Hancock. After that Clays luck vanished, and by midnight be bad lost all his winnings and SI,OOO betides- all the cash he had with him. “It was Saturday night, and Bright proposed that they quit so they c mid go to church In the morning, but Clay wouldn't have It. So be bor rowed S3OO from Bright, and let the game go on. Th- gam- was continued, and by daylignt he owed Bright $1,500. He liquidated the debt by gtviog Bid rot a deed for 330 acres of Ken tucky- land, and six shares of stock in a Louis ville bank “Clay went to church all the same that morn ing. While ne was talking to tne rector after It was over he put bU i.and in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cards along with bis hand kerchief. They fluttered to the ground, but Clay was not abashed, and. replacing them, RAld that they must have been placed there as a practical joke.’* How Labor Lost a Valuable hampion. “My wife doesn't speak to me this morning,” remarked a guest at tne Palmer house Satur day. wiping the remnants of an eye-opener from his lips, says the Chicago Post. “You see she’s craci e J on the labor question and is forever dinning i t > my ears the wrongs of the op pre sed, as if I wer • respousib-e. Last week we took a State street grip tor Englewood. Directly opp isite us sat a bard looking son of toil, his clothes spotted with mortar. His nat was pulled down ov r bis eyes and h • was evidently asleep. Instantly my wife's eyes flasaed. “ Th re,’ she began, ‘loos at tha' poor man. Been wor lug all day for a miserable pittance and so hard as to be completely tired out.’ ” ’Ought to bs glad be can sleen on' his way home and get so much rest ahead. ’ I ob served. ’Yes, that is lust like you men,’ she snapped back. “It's a shame. Here we are going out to enjoy ourselves at dinner, wjile there is a Boor man. just as good as we are, too tired to eep awake. Poor fellow!’ “‘Perhaps you might have a little sympathy for me if I carried a hod,' I venture!. “ ‘There you go again. Nothing but sarcasm the poor and lowly get from you. Oh. dear me if I were only a man I’d do something’— she almost criel—T’d go to congress and mike some laws to pay the poor lab rers be ter wages. That s wnat I’d do. Just look at that poor, overworked and underpaid man!' And her eyes flashed again. “Just then the conductor came to collect the fares, aDd in. wife wmipered to me to pay the laborer's fare and let him sl,-ep But the con ductor tackled the son of toil first. Several pushes failing to wake him. the conductor shook him roughly, at which my wife was about to utter a remonstiance when the poor man opened his eyes, looked at the conductor a.id said: “ ’Wharaer mazzer?’ “ ‘I smiled, but my wife, not hearing dis tinctly, leaned a little forward. “ “Fare,’ said the conductor, sharply. “ 'Fare me (hie) eye,’ replied the poor man with a leer at my wife, who. just beginning to grasp the situation, turned red. " ’Give me your fare or get off,’ said the con ductor, shaking the poor man again. ‘•‘o, fare me (hie) eye’ Ain't (hie) got the fare. Go to One) 1 Whoop! Let’s ali (hie) all (hie) take a (hie) drink.’ The conductor, by way of reply, grabbed the poor man and the next momeut landed him in the street. I managed to ne>p from smiling during the rest of the trip by hoi ing my Upe with my teeth. My wife never opened her head, and she hasn't a oken to me sinoe. Women bate to get worsted in an argument, you know.” Tax pnma dona's welfare depends upon her farewell. —Ehnira Oaictts. ITEMS OF INTE2B3T. Secretary BAurora is going through Ireland with a priva'e secretary who is taking picture* of potato fields with a kodak. The secretary evideotlv keows the kodak. It he snould happen to gel the potato picture* just a iittle out of pers irctive be will have the potatoes in tne patches'about twice as bigas toe barn on the far side of tbe lot, and a famiae would be an utter impossibility. Lena Poksick. aged 10 years, daughter of a farmer living near Corpus Christi, Tex, baa Iren brought to town for treatment for rattle snake bite. While 6be was walking mar her house the reptile buried its fangs in her leg. She quickly s-ized a club an 1 kl led it. and then sucked tbe wound until medical aid could be had. Her recover will b * d.ie mainly to her own bravery and thojghtfulness. A Gloucester Mass. ) skipper claims that the quality and inexmustib e supply of the Pa cific aalibut make British Coljmbia, particu larly adapted o engage in tbe halibut bu.in-s* on amoreextendve scene luan yet attempted. He proposes that tbe catch shall be brought to Vancouver, there s noked or packed in ice, and then snipped to eastern markets. He asserts that t >e Atlantic fi;..erie; are not sufficiently remunerative. Soxx very strange accidents are brought to light by the ae. lient insurance business. For instance, a ma i at Z liika, O , a stationary en gineer, was aicked very severely by a b g. It disah.ed him for quite a number of weeks, an l he was paid $97. a nother case was that of a man at C Uicotbe. O. As he was stooping to pie’ up some kindling wood a game rooster gaff-d him in the wrist, cutting an artery, wnich and sable! him for some time. Some women in Gali; a, Austria, have sent to Emperor Francis Joseph a petition word and as follows: ’’Sire— We, women of Galicia, pros.rats at the foot of tbe throne, pr- sent tais our ardent request: At p esent, whereas every man. young or old, is liable to mi icary service, we women, often more robust and courageous t an effeminate rren, think we ought not to be ex. luded. The arms now in use are well made and easy to han de. We. there ore. pray your majesty to institute a corps of Amazon vol unteers. A Massachusetts man has taken out a cu rious patent for a funeral carriage. It is built like rn old country omnibus, with a compart ment on the roof for the coffin. There i3 no; much in this notion that is s artlingly new, but the patent nas been issue! specifics ly for an en lies chain and i u ley arrangement which lifts the coffin from the bands of the pali-bear ers to tne place designs! for it on the top. About a dozen varieties of air tight c ffi is have bem patented since January, each being graced with some part cular quality. If you have any treasured short lengths of ol! brocade, you may produce them now and make the fronts of one of the long Louis Seize waistcoats of them. And if you are happy enough to possess old laces, you can make them up enj ibnt to wear with the same It is easy to mount the lace on bands of muslin, keeping the fold-s quite soft and using a* few stitcaes as possible. In this way the tender susceptibilities of the fabric are spared, and when the jabot fashion is over and dons with, the lace remains to be used in some other way. The rocks at the west coast of the island of St. Helena abound with sea turtles, some of them as heavy as a mao, and an English steamer onoe took aboard several dozen of those sea monsters, intending to deliver them alive to a provision dealer in LivemooL But b fore they reached English waters one of the turtles was ta :en sick an! was flung overboird, alter bavin; been branded with th name o. the ship. Next year the same steamer came across tbe same torto so on t e coa-t of St. Helena, more than 4.000 miles from the point wnere th.* homesick creature had been flung hack overboard. Probably the oldest timber in the world which has been subjected to t e use of man is found in the ancient temple of Egypt, in con nection with stonework, which is -mown to be at iea t I.OeO years old. This was the on v wood used ii theconstruct on of the tern le, and is ii tne form of ties, UolJiu; the end of one i-tone to another. When two blocks wer*laid in place, an excavation about a i inch deep was made ii each block, in whicn one of these wooden ties, shaped like an hour :las-', was driven. It is, therefore, very difficult to force a stone from its position. T eee anci nt ties are made of ti nurisk or S ittirn wood, tne same as that from w hich the ark was constructed. The denizens of lower Broadway are treated to a novel sight. There are a number of pigeons which live on the wharf boat, but they fly up to Broadway and Front and pick up seeds and grains of corn, an! such pickings as birds love anci the mar ,et people leave. Among tne flock i-a black pigeon that nas no legs. Iti modeof picking up .Need is very odd. The bird alights on its breast, and seeing anything it wants, rolls or wa lows over to it and picks it up. It is fat and does not appear io b> suff ring from want of food. It has te m captured several times and those who nave,hart! ed the bird de clare that toere was no indication that it ever ha! any legs.— Cincinnati Enquirer. The reasons suggested by new writers for the acceptance of tneir manuscripts do not al ways refer to their literary merits. Dr. J. G. Holland, who was one of the most amiable of men, once relit and some of bis expenenc.-s. One woman sent him a note with her manuscript, saying that she was a widow, with five children crying to her for bread, and tnat, while her ma iu cript might not be "any good,” s e hoped he would accept it for ne esty’s sake. She was right in her surmise. The story was worthless, but she had not appealed in vain, for Dr. Holland pigeon-holed the tale and drew her achec con his pe sonal bank account. But this is not the way to succeed in literature, though it may be an easy way of collecting alms. In time of peace the French army comprises, in 1890, ‘75.896 officers and 503,649 men; in 1891 it will consist of 26,834 officers and 520,540 men. The German army, in 18 J, will be co nposed of 20, 85 officers and 507,268 men. The g ndar mrr e an! the military emploj.es are not com prised in these figures. In time of war France would have 2,0 0,000 men belonging to the standi-g army and to the reserve of the stand, ing army, 1,022,000 men in the territorial army, an! 762,000 m n in tne reserve of t. e territorial array. Grand to 01, 3,748.000 men. In 1891, thanks to the new military laws, she will be able to mobilize 4,000,000 thoroughly disciplined troops. As to Germany, if a mobilization were to be carried out to-day eh* could mu ter only 3.100,000 men. for her figure of 3 500,000 is not entirely composed of properly trained troops. Although the new evening coat made its ap pearance in several directions during last sea son, it has uo; met with such a measure of sup port as to elevate it from a fad i.ito a fashion. It is with some surprise, therefore, that Ouartes Warner is seen to wear one of these st ange garments in the drawing room scene in “A Million of Money.” Does this betoken a boom in coats? Are we to cut off our tails and become geutiemanly in jackets? That is what a general wearing of the new coat means. It is merely tbe oid coat cur ailed. The upper front of the coatiscutin just the same s ape as the swal lowtail so a; to show the utmost expanse of snowy shirt bosom. At tne part . here the tal 8 commence the coat ceases. It .8 actually noth ing more than a glorified copy of one of the ordinary morning jackets worn for so many yeara There is a dentist in Chicago who follows the profession more from necessity tnaa from choice. He sacrificed a leg to the country's cause, an ', being oblige] to wear a cork substi tute, he stud ed dentistry as a business calou late! to fit i.is misfortune—no walking and good money in it. how. this man, bs it said with sorrow, looks all too freq le.itly upon the wiue when it is re!, and when ioaled with the cub that c-ears th s cork leg is most unruly He reached ho ne one night recently in a very bemuad.ed condi tion. Upon seeing his wife’s won led fice an! hearing uerexpostuiatory voice he flew into a rage and—too i off that cork leg and threw it at her! Lady friends o. the wife who have ad mired a magnificent new mirror just placed in the pieasa it -lome will understand from this that he missed that target sc 1 the c rk missile went crastiiug through a full length looking glass. He has been sober, very sober, ever since. A veteban who had been through half a dozen campaigns and was very - particular about what he ate, was invited out to a gracd dinner party. He sat almost directly opposite the bost-ss, anil was painfully conscious tnat every move ne made could be obs rved by her. Suddenly, at the bight of the festivities, the veteran caiue acr bs a caterpillar in his salad A furtive glance at the hostess disclosed the fact that she, too. bad discov. re 1 tne embarrassing circum stance. It vas a critical moment, but the old soldier was equal to the occasion. Without chan ing a inusc.e, he gathered up the cater pillar with a forkful of salad and swallow# i both. The look of gra itude which he received from his hostess a lew minutes Later warmed his heart, in du ■ time the story leaked out. and when somebody asked the old campaigner how be liked caterpi lar salad, the replv came like a rel-hotshot: “Do you take me for a man who would spoil a dinner party tor a little thing like a caterpillar?” reserving of Confidence.— There is so article which so richly deserves tbe entire con fidence of the community as Brown’s Bron chial Troches. 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