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Nov. 14 and 15.
Cheap Colchs A overt! sekints—Help
Wantoi, Employment Wanted. For Rent, For
Rale, Boat. Personal. Miscellaneous.
At tbe latest reckoning the democrats
have about twenty candidates for speaker
aai a full two-thirds majority in congress.
These members begin their term from
March 4. next, but tbe new congress does
not organize and enter opon its duties until
toe first Monday in the following Decem
ber.
Democratic success had a disastrous effect
on one man, at least. Isadora Cook, elected
sheriff of Ean Claire, Wis., Tuesday, on thi
democratic ticket, died at 2 o’clock on
Thursday morning from collapse, following
the excitement caused by the success of his
party. He was far gone with pulmonary
consumption. This shows that when a man
is short of breath he should not run.
Congress lias passed an appropriation of
5.350.000 for the purchase of the Portage
-eke and River Improvement Com
pany's canal and tne Lake Su
perior Ship Canal Pail wav and
Iron Company’s canal. These works connect
Portage lake with I-ake Superior, and will
now he made free from tolls. By this legis
lation the cooper mining industries will be
greatly benefited.
One would hardly suppose that a locomo
tive cab had to be invented, it is so ob
viously useful, but the death of John Scotti,
an old Baltimore and Ohio engineer, who
first devised a cab for the protection of the
engineer and fireman from tbe weather, is
a reminder tbat the earlier locomotives had
no cabs, and tbat English locomotives are
still built without them. That Is only one
of many ways in which we are far ahead of
our British cousins in railroading, as in
other things.
Finally the mysterious woman who shot
Rev. Dr. Bright, president of University
College, Oxford, England, has been dis
covered. She proves to be Miss Catherine
Roirdon, of Brompton. who claims that she
was engaged to Dean Haines, who is now
about to marry the daughter of Dr. Bright
He declares the woman insane and insists
that he never saw her before. But his reti
cence on the subject induces the suspicion
that he has seen her before, and that she was
actuated by revenge for disappointment
Bbe now declares* tbat she didn’t do the
shooting and knows nothing of it It is quite
mysterious. Meanwhile the doctor is im
proving and the woman is held in bail for
trial.
Thanksgiving day comes with great
regularity on the last Thursday of Novem
ber, but it is not a fixture, and no one can
say in advance of the President’s proclama
tion what day may be chosen. President
Harrison has followed the usual custom,
however, and Thursday, Nov. 27, has been
set apart "to be observed as a day of prayer
and thanksgiving.” Sometimes, but not
always, tbe governors of the states also
issue proclamations appointing the same
day for thanksgiving. In some states
Thanksgiving day is a legal holiday,
whether appointed to be observed by the
President of the United States or the gov
ernor of the state, or both. But it is not,so
here, and many young people who want to
get two holidays are clamoring for a dif
ferent date.
The Speakership.
Mr. McClure, of the Pmladelphia Tim?*,
a reported to bßresaui the other 1b r :z At
lanta that for pofitita! rt-as oa a outhem
mas ought not to be chosen speaker of the
next House of Representatives, and several
southern newspapers have said toe suae
thing. 1: istlifficul- to see whs: good rea
son there is for ruling out eligible southern
men in making a selection for that or any
other puhlic office. If the north does not
draw sectional lines when great public of
fi es are to be filled, the south certainiv
ooght cot invite her to do eo.
Except among extreme republicans there
is no setrtlmect in the n.rth against south
ern men. The civii war ended a quarter of
a century ago. and i: is high time that sec
tionalism was dead and buried. That would
have been its fate long since had :t not been
for a few irreconcilable, wb never permit
any issue to be settled if they can help it.
The meet caoabie re an of the majority
should be chosen s:aker. And the ques
tion whether he is a northerner or south
erner should cot be oons.ie.red. What dif
ference does it make whether the speaker is
from Georgia or New York so long as he is
a fair-aunied man who aiminiiters his
office from a national standpoint
Let us cease saying that a southern man
should not aspire to this or that office, and
let it he understood that ability and fitness
alone are the qualifications to be considered
in choosing public officers. If in the ma
jority of the next House the man who ought
to be speaker is a southerner, the fact that
he is a southerner should not be raised
against him.
If the sou h continues to make concessions
the country will begin to think after awhile
that a good reason for making them exists,
and will insist upon them. Asa matter of
fact, however, there is no such reason, and
the sooner all the suggestio .8 that southern
men should keep in the background esase
the better it will be for this>uth, and, in
fact, the whole country. The good of the
country require* that the best and most
capable men shall be placed in the positions
of greatest trust and responsibility without
regard to the question whether they are
residents of the south or the north.
Last Night's Celebration.
Savannah never dae3 anything by halves.
Her celebration last night of the unprece
de;, ted victory whici the Democratic party
won on Nov. 4, was on a grand scale. She
did not simply call amiss meeting, as some
of her sister cities did: she had a big torch
light procession, an illumination, a literal
display of bunting and a number of first
class speeches. Half the town was in the
streets and there was an amount of enthusi
asm that is seldom witnessed when the
party victorious in a presidential
campaign is giving vent to its joy. Savan
nah knows how to conduct a celebration
whatever the nature of the celebration may
be, and she has the generosity and en
thusiasm necessary for a successful one.
If the Dem cratic party wins a victory In
1832 that at all compares with the one won
this year. Savannah will have a celebration
that will command the attention of the en
tire oouutry.
Stanley Sustained.
William Bonny says that the statements
Stanley made with regard to 11aj. Bartte
lot. who had charge of the rear column of
Stanley’s African expedition, are true. He
tells some things about Maj. Barttelot which
leave the impression that that officer was
insane. Some of his acts, according to Mr.
Bonpy, could hardly have been committed
by a man in his right mind, they were so
cruel, rev< lting and outrageous.
Wili am Bonny was an officer of the
rear column, and he is the only white
one who is personally acquainted with
all that happened in the camp
at Yambnya where Maj. B&rttelot was
killed. No reas mis now known why en
tire confidence snould not be placed in what
he says. And if w hat he says is true it
would have been far bettor for Capt.
Barttelot, the brother of the major, not to
have attacked Stanley in the book he re
cently published, which contiins the
major’s diary nnd numerous letters the
major wrote. Now that the whole horrible
story of what took place in the Yambuva
camp has been told, it is probable that Stan
ley will be permitted to resume his lecture
tour in peace.
Such a tidal wave as wo had last Tuesday
renders a comparison with past congres
sional elections somewhat interesting. Com
mencing with the Forty-fourth congress,
elected in 1874, the composition of the
House of Representatives were as follows:
Forty-fourth congress, democrats 107, re
publicans 186; Forty-fifth, democrats 155,
republicans 138; Forty-sixth, democrats 149,
republicans 131, greenbackers 13; Forty
seventh, democrats 130, republicans 149,
greenbackers 9, readjusters 2, independents
2; Forty-eighth, democrats 196, republicans
116, readjustars 5, greenbacker 1, independ
ent 1; Forty-ninth, democrats 184, repub
licans 141: Fiftieth, democrats 1(37, repub
licans 153, independents 4; Fifty-first, dem
ocrats 151, republicans 175, independent 1.
With tbe exception of the democratic tidal
wave which gave tbe democrats a plurality
of 80 over the republicans in the Forty
eighth congress, elected in 1883, tbe Demo
cratic party has never had a majority In the
House comparable in numbers to that se
cured ou Tuesday last. Another fact of
interest is that the democratic representa
tion from the north and west will boas
great as if not greater than the representa
tion from the same sections ia the Forty
eigh h congress. But this is the first time
In the history of congress that any party
has ever held a two-thirds majority.
Prof. Koofa is too much of a scientist to
indulge in such roseate promises for his
consumption cure as some enthusiasts
would have him make. He asks his friends
to refrain from discussing the subject until
his investiga ions shall have giveu more
reliable results. This is not to be taken as
a sign of failure, but as indicating that Dr.
Koch, as an investigator, is possessod of a
proper degree of caution. On account of
his reputation ho cannot afford to declare
tbat he has found a cure until he has made
very sure of the fact. But his latest ex
periments seem to leave no room for doubt.
They are described as little short of mar
velous. One patient showed marked im
provement within twenty-four hours. Its
success would save millions of lives.
■ Not long ago Mark Twain went to New
York and was heartily jostled around by a
street car conductor and otherwise wel
comed to the city with such unaffected and
generous freedom of greetiug that It sur
prised his cold-blooded New England mind.
When he went to the company to protest be
was still further surprised at the undue fa
miliarity of the officials. 8o he weut to
the newspapers and spoke his mind very
freely about his enemies.
THE MORNING NEWS: WEDNESDAY. NOVEMBER 12, 1690.
A Prohibition Movement.
A sweeping prohibition bill has been in
troduce lis to the legislature. It prohibits
the sale of inroxicat.nj liquors in quantities
less than one quart. The legis-ature is
c moused largely of farmers, acd the farm
ers are pretty generally ;n faTor of pitting
i a stop to the sale of intoxicating 1 quors by
* the drink. The main reason they object to
dramshop* is that they demoralise farm
hands. And other employers of labor, such
as lumbermen and naval store* operators,
also object to them because of tneir demor
alizing influence, and. hence, t„ere is iixely
to be a pretty strong sentiment throughout
tn state m favor of the bill, even among
j those who are not prohibitionists. Even in
■ the cities it will b? a bard matte* to get u p
| opposition to it, becanse of the persistent
violat.on of the law requiting arinkicg
I places to be closed on Sundays.
It is true that m the proh b: ion counties
there is a great deal of w hisky consumed.
It is not sold in them, of court •, but it is
carried into them iu jugs. The farm hands
and the laborers of the luniberu.es and
naval stores operators, howerer, do not get
much of the whiixy imported in j lgs. and,
fcenoe, are not demo-a.ieei by it. The
blacks m the prohibition counties present a
prosperous appearance in comparison wi h
those of other counties The r-asoa is that
they use the greater part ot their wages in
feeding and clothing themselves and fami
lies.
The Morning News has always c*n
ter.ded that iocal option is greatly prefera
ble to a general prohibitory law, and it still
holds that opinion, because it has been
found impKesibie to enforce prohibition
where public sentiment is not strongly In
favor of it, and the whisky evil is greater
where there is prohibition which is not en
forced, than where there is no prohibition.
So little effort is made, however, by the
autnorities to enforce the existing laws for
keeping the liquor traffic within satisfactory
limits, that it would not be surprising if
public sentiment should be found to be
strong enough to force a general prohibi
tion bill through the legislature.
So Further Use for Quay.
The Republican party has no further use
for Quay, the chairman of the national
republican committee, and it is understood
that be will be asked to resign that position
very soon. H.e is not, of c nurse, teld re
sponsible for the recent disastrous defeat of
his party, but it is believed by other repub
lican leaders that his party would not have
been defeated in Pennsylvania if he bad
not insisted upon the nomination of Dela
rnater for governor.
He brought about Delamater’s nomina
tion by using the party machinery for all
it was worth. He knew that Delamater was
unpopular, aDd also that grave charges had
been made against him—charges which
were pretty generally believed—and yet, in
the face of them, he insisted upon making
him the party’s standard bearer in the gu
bernatorial contest.
He expected, doubtless, to oiect him by a
liberal use of money, and, from all ac
counts, he used a vast amount of money in
his behalf. He not only used all that was
allotted to bis sta'e, but much that was
allotted to other states. He staked all on
Pennsylvania and lost. And when he lest
that s'ate he lost his position as the na
tional republican boss and as the boss of his
party in Pennsylvania.
His use of money that was i itended f r
states other than his own produced a groat
deal of dissatisfaction among the party
leaders, and it is now expected that Mr.
Clarkson, recently First Assistant Postmas
ter General, will be chosen manager of the
party very soon. Quay’s political career
may be considered as ended. Having lost
bis hold upon Pennsylvania, ho has lost
everything, and when his term in the Sen
ate ends ho will drop back iuto the obscu
rity of private life.
After breaking into congress on the
Langston plan, by the aid and conuivanee
of an unscrupulous republican ma.jori y, to
misrepresent a Florida district one “Colo
nel” Goodrich has been complaining to the
New York Tribune of the exemplary
“iguorance,” ns he is pleased to call it, of
Floridians in general and legislators in par
ticular. Still, It appears that the “colonel”
is not sufficiently superior in point of in
tellect to impose himself upon them ns a
statesman nor even as a creditable repre
sentative, and he only got iuto
congress by the connivance of
outside accomplices without the consent of
those he claims to represent, just the same
as he might contrive to got anything else
that belonged to them. In view of these
facts, his statements concerning relative in
telligence, nor anything else cannot be ac
cepted without corroborative evidence.
Notwit standing their alleged saturated
condition of benighted illiteracy, they still
manage to scuffi i along without the aid or
counsel of the “colonel,” and they also know
enough to vote against him with systematic
regularity. Possibly that accounts for his
very discreet course in going to Washington
to begin his campaign * ‘arguments” after
tho election was over.
Beside manifold other indications of
progress and prosperity, Florence, Ala.,
claims to have under way tbe largest cotton
mill in the south. It is to contain 53.000
spindles. Southern cotton mills are ex
tremely prosperous, eorning dividends from
12 to 35 per cent. At first only the coarsest
class of goods were turned out, but the grade
is now equal to any. In fact, according to
the Textile World, the goods of the Clifton
mills of the finest grade are being imitated
by New England mills. There is no reason
why the soath cannot manufacture cotton
goods equal in every respect to the New
England product. This investment of half
a million dollars by New England parties
shows that they believe this country offers
the best field. A great deal of cotton is
raised right around Florence, over 9,500
bales being raised in Lauderdale county
alone. Water power is abundant also, be
sides an unlimited quantity of cheap coal.
And the Tennessee river, in addition to her
numerous railroads, gives Florence cheap
transportation to the markets of tbe world.
Alabama seems to be forging to the front
in every branch of industry,
Those who are disposed to sneer at the
blue stockings will doubtless derive some
satisfaction from the latest census of Vassar,
which shows that only 36 per cent, of the
young ladies who have been graduated from
that institution have married. It appears,
however, that a very large majority of
these girl graduates have been euabled, by
reason of their education, to engage in pur
suits that have brought them handsome
pecuniary returns. And as soon as they
feel able to support husbands iu tbe luxury
to which they have been accustomed, no
doubt but they can get married. There’s
hope in the old girls yet.
PIBSONA'u
Traorvsex contemn-a* -< s sea wvazv for his
health
Bast K:n Aisoxso c Spaia has a private
income of fI.OXS. -re a y* >r.
Jobs Moaxrtis Lake! .e"grandyoung man"
to Log -And. He is only 54 years old.
It xs riARSD is VVah.ngton that Gea. Bel
knap's estate will prove t: amount to but Terr
lit’.te.
1 Rxiss of John Yressjn have presented
the lnvrn-or's mw!e ,to the Metropolitan
Museum 11 New York
R’iujam Thobxx of ivsheo. list, was refVi
tnanded is church, ar i felt so cut up about it
tnat h * committed suic te.
""rtUAX E. Rrsstu tbs newly elected dem
°eraUc govem-T of Vvs>ca .sett*, is only 33
F**™ of®, and this IS r* - third run for the place.
Crabuottz Ri'Biitx • of London is the only
woman in the world n: .s permitted to write
"Art Decorator to her Mi.reiy" on her card or
shop-door.
Cot a-j ton Moltxe- eyesight has become
affected from rea-i.nr e~ery line of the thous
ands of congrstulator messages he received
upon his birthday.
Gkx. S. p. Banks and wife are spending a few
dart in Port land. Me lur.ng tbe engagement
of iheir daugnter, JZ: - Maude Banks, at the
PortlanJ theater.
f AeTSLan has written to the Spanish papr-rs
to deny ibe rumors of sis - ngagement to Mme.
Ratazti. He sat hh> a fitter subject for an
1 storment than for a irr.nse.
Mr Tennant has :a>**i refuge upon his ranch
inT-xas from the imrortnnlttes of officious
people who persecute.! sim with attentions be
cause he is Stanley's brither in law.
The Holland Soc ety of New Y'ork gave a din -
ner Friday evening a* tie Lawyers' Club to
fi-n. Joubert. ex pres. .mt of the Transvaal Re
public, who is on a v;s : tc this country.
The v*n needed to five Jes.de Benton Fre
mont ;b ■ cottage a: Los Angeles, where tbe
widow and dlughte- q.- v reside, and clear up
some debts, is aooi* *:0.0u0. This will prob
ab ybe ra'aed With : - pension lately granted
her the • Rathfini-rV survivor will then be in
most comfortable carco
Apropos of a pred -i on which Col. Robert G.
Inzersoll made ten years ago. Chaplain Mc-
Cabe. the well-known Methodist clergyman,
sent the following note to the doughty unbe
liever the other day Devr Colonel—Ten years
ago you made the following prediction: ' ‘Ten
years from this time wo theaters will he built
for one church. Th time is up The Method
ists are now building four cnurche* every day—
one every six hour? Please venture upon
another prediction for the year ;!MO. "
Florence Blithe. ag*d 15. of San Francisco,
Who lately came, fay way of the very toughest
Wnd - X litigation, into an estate worth nearly
Sl.faOO >■ , has asked the court for an allowance
ofa mon h. o* :n aU about ?103,000, dat
ing from her father’s Gitb in Apri . lahS Tne
girl plea ie-1 that she needed about Si,ooo a
month for her main’--nance and education. The
court finally allowed her a bac k allowance of
s*o a moctn, or about S 10,000, and a future
allowance of JROO.
BRIGHT BITo.
Str cat to say. everybody likes to see a
square man "round Heston Commercial Bul
letin.
Bew are of the under-tow—when you see a
blonde young woman in a black wig.—Texas
Siftings.
"B* fllrtuous and you will be happy.” as the
young lady remarked to her triend.—Lawrence
American.
For every industrious man there Is an idle
one wanting to borrow money of him.—Atchi
son Globe.
Darkey Vagrant- Dat's good; but. 'fo' de
Lawd. I don t cot de face ter do it.—. Veto York
Morning Journal.
Thuvoh there are cycles of time, it is reason
able to ass rt that the old gentleman never rode
them.— Jewelers' Circular.
Happiness is ago I deal like butter in one
respect—it goes farther when it is spread on
thin —Birmingham Leader.
Some pkoplk wb ■ are sure that they could
never tell a lie have never had an adequate
temptation,— Souia mile Journal.
"Plcnkitt.” said Ducketts, “if you had a
mblion, what would you do?”
“Wish 1 had another,” replied Plunkitt.—
Puck.
Before election tbe candidate finds your but
ton-bols almost as useful a thing to hang on as
he afterward finds t ;ie pigeon holts into which
he stows your requests.— Puck,
When a wise man said “Fine feathers make
fine biras," he put a saretsm in the mouth o:
every scarecrow in the country to fling at everv
bird of paradne that flies by.— Atchison Globe.
“Bears live mostly on plants and fruits,” re
marked the teacher.
“In New York they live on lambs,” inter
rupted Tommy,j who reads the newspapers.—
Backet.
Maude -Do you believe that “the course of
true love never runs smooth?
Mabel Hni Well, I don't know. There’s a
hitch at every marriage, anyway.— Boston
Traveller.
slit. Youngman (after long thought!—ls there
any way to find out wnat a woman thinksof
you. without proposing?
Mr. Benedict (absently)—Y'es; make her mad.
—Good Me ics.
“Thins that young doctor understands his
. business pretty well?”
"I think not. I heard several of the older
physicians praising him yesterday.”—lndian
apolis Journal.
Mrs. nt Bort— Dear, 1 think Mr. Corral, who
receutly made his fortune in Texas, is a veri
table rough diamond.
Jeweler de Bort—Then, my dear, we ought to
cut him. Jewelers' Weekly.
"Hello: Patching up j'our togs?” asked the
light comedian.
"No; I am just taking a little lay-off.”
answered the end man. a? he continued to
scrape the egg from his costume.—lndianapo
lis Jou na'.
He (looking dreamily into his cup)—What's
this—a miracle?
She (indignantly)—Why, no; that’sooffee, and
good coffee, too I
He—Well, isn't that a miracle?— Pittsburg
Chronicle.
Distressed Young Mother (traveling with
weening infant)—Dear,slear, I don’t know what
to do with this baby.
Kind and Thoughtful Bachelor (in n°xt seat) —
Madam, s tail I open the window for you?—
Boston Courier.
New Spirit— Was that a very bad man you
just turned away?
St. Peter—No; bis record is good enough;
but he’s been the head man in a small town all
his life, and I know there’ll be no living with
him.—-Vetr York Weekly.
“The difference between an embezzler and a
Napolron of finance is practically naught."
"How do yon make that out?”
"Weil, it s a matter of one or more naughts.
Steal thousands and you are an embezzler; steal
millions and you are the other thing.”—S;.
Joseph heus.
“What, my child! You danced last night
with the colonel? And be goes to balls while he
yet wears mourning? What a light man he
must be?”
“Oh. but. mamma, really you should have
seen how beautifully sadly he danced!’’—Flic
gende Blatter.
Mr. Tices— Adam was certainly in great
luck.
Miss Wickles— How was that?
Mr. Ticks—Why, when he got a wife he had
onlv to give up a rib, and now it takes all the
backbone a man has just to think of getting
married.— Boston Courier.
CURRENT COMMENT.
A Chance for Talented Counting.
From the Washington Star (/ad ).
If the elections committee of the next con
gress is real careful there will not be any re
publican, a; ail in the House.
It Was Principle, Not Pearl.
From the Philadelphia Record (Deni.).
It isn't, that the people care so much about
a pearl button; bnc they don’t approve of 1,400
per cent, taxation On anything.
Come and “Jine the Union.”
Fr om the Washington Post (Ind.).
New Hampshire and Connecticut will not be
fairly in the union until they amend their
constitutions so that the people can elect the
officers.
That tired feeling, now so often heard of,
is entirely overcome by Hood’s Sarsaparilla,
which gives mental and bodily strength.—
Adv.
How a Kansan Paid a Vortgage
There is in tbe office of the Merchants' Ns
! t tonal Bark of Kansas City a fragment of a
I meteor which has e peculiar history, says tbe
Kansas City Ttmesi
A farmer in Western Kansas had borrowed
• cu re m- oey on his farm than he found himself
able to repay. Wbi.e meditating over bis bad
fortune, but, with the u-ual energv of the Kan
sas fanner, still tilling his sort be turned up this
meteoric stone end examined it, but discovered
nothing peculiar in ita make-up until a
relative from the test, who was visiting
him. noticed it and told him that it was of
great value.
.The farmer communicated with Prof. John
! Bajq state geologist, at Junction City. Kan..
“jh o netted the piece and cooflrmed the opinion
I ot tbe relative and caused collectors of such
stone* to compare for its purchase.
It was s-Id. tor a turn largely in excess of the
amount required to redeem tb Lome from the
money-lender.
Feared Yankee Ingenuity.
The distrust of things American which ob
tained in England until not so very long ago,
was well illustrated in a recent speech of E. H.
Johnson, says a London letter. Hr was describ
ing an exbih.tion of the Edison electric light,
wnich was about to fake place at the Crystal
palace, London, and fer which be had made
great preparations.
“A large party of prominent people were in
vitel an l had begun to arrive I was going to
tu ™ fai 1.200 lamps and astonish t e Brit.sher*.
"Finally everything was ready, and the switch
was turned, but no light. I hurried down to the
engine r ooi to see what the trouble was and
found tl a a plug had blown out of tbe boiler,
which, oi course, stopped everytning.
"They don't do things in as great a hurry
over there as we do at Home, and th- English
engineer sail repairs could not be made bet ore
next morning.
"But I insi ted on repair? at once, and the re
suit was thar in a short time my efforts were
successful and tbe lights gavo forth their bril
liancy."
"But," concluded ?-’r Johnson, "there
wasn't a man in all England that didn't believe
that it wa? a Yankee trick. "
A Quiet Little Lynching: Bee.
C. J. McClinchy. says tbe Pittsburg Time?,
one of the delegates to the Brotherhood of Lo
comotive Engineers' convention, said: "Tpe
coolMt tiling I ever saw was on the Hannibal
and st. Joe road, some fifteen or twenty years
ago l was going from Hannibal to St. jhe and
was sitting in the smokinz car. At one of the
little stations a party of nati as got in. They
all sat down ouietly and ebattad pleasantly
among themselves until the traA reached a
little grove Here tbe settlers stopped tbe train
and they all waikelever to a convenient tree.
At this point one of the psrty tied another
mans bands behind his hack, while another
placed a rope around the necx of the man who
was having his wrists tie! together. All were
as unconc.-rned as though they were at a
vendue. M hen everything had been arranged
satisfactorily an end ot the rope wa?
thrown over the limb of the tree. The dootnei
man was asked if he had anything
to say. He bad evidently put on a clean white
shirt that morning, and, glancing over his per
son to see that everything was in propper shape,
he happened to get a glimpse of h.s shirt fren:.
He looked up, and as he smiled grimly, replied
Boys.l wish you wouldn't muss my bile,! bosom
when you shoot.’ A few sharp, short jerks left
the Tellow dangling between earth and heaven,
and as soon as the end of the rope had been
fastened the settlers fille i his body full of lead.
Then they returned to the train, rode on a few
miles further and got off. The** never referred
to the episode, except to say, in o casual way,
that tne man they had just lynched was a ho:e
thief.
Hero of a Practlpal Joke.
A young man of about 25 is just now the hero
of a secret circle of triecds in the southern sec
tion of this c ity, says tbe Philadelphia Inquirer,
and. in view of his peculiar history, be quite de
serves to be lionized.
Five years ago he was a clerk in a bank on a
meigei salary, and one time some of the same
devoted friends of these days thought it would be
a good joke to pretend the bank had been
r °hbed, and warn nira that he was suspected
This a numbir did, only they called him up
about midnight so as to eive the joke a more
natural appearance. After telling Mm that
two hours before burglars had stolen $ 50,000 iD
bank notes, they added that the police were now
on the way to arrest him as a suspect.
It so happened that lie had but two hour? be
fore been in the vicinity of the bank, and fear
ful of not being able to prove an alibi ho gatb
ered his available belongings together and
caught an earlv morning train for the North.
Of course there was a big row in the vicinity
of the young fellow's hoiue, and his funny
friends had to leave town. Fortunately the
young fellow was a bachelor, and he was not
hunted up.
Recently he wrote to an old acquaintance
here from Canada, and the latter. In replying
to tho long-lost youth, told him the truth about
the bank joke. Then, tbe young fellow came
back, but not as he went awar. t
He rode in a parlor car and'swelled around in
a hack. He had gone to Montreal, and, after
tho first shock, had settled down to work and
gradually, by lucky speculation, had grown
rich.
The Man With a Patent.
There were only half a dozen people in the
palace car all day long, says the New York Sun,
and after dinner, when the man who had been
sleeping and reading in seat No. 12 came over
to me ror a chat X welcomed him with open
arms. He said his name was Saunders and that
he had a patent or improvement on some part
of a locomotive. He was going through to Cin
cinnati to have it perfected or or some
thing of the sort. He had been in partnership
with a mean man—a man who had tried to
swindle him out of a fortune. To get even he
had stolen tbe l atent and run away. He had it
with him in a valise. That was all he said just
then, but later on he confided to me the fact
that at a town about thirty miles away this
wicked partner of his might possibly be on
hand to board tne train and attempt to wrest
the treasure from his keeping. He wanted ray
advice and I offered to take charge of the va
lise. He thanked me with great effusiveness
and ns we ap reached the town he shut himself
into the smoking compartment.
As the train drew u i I saw an old acquaint
ance on the platform, and while we were talk
ing a pc se was hunting the train for my
friend. They didn't find him, as he had dropped
off and struck out for the country. I went on
to Cincinnati, taking his valise along, and
although I was there four days he didn’t show
up. I arranged to leave it wit i the landlord,
and it was carried to tbe office to be opened
by a meddlesome clerk. Instead of a patent it
contained wedges, drills, a brace, fuse, and
other neat little devices for successfully work
ing a burglar's job, and it cast me two days of
tbe hardest kind of talk to satisfv the chief of
police that 1 wasn’t la it. I had rode over one
hundred miles with a full-fledged burglar, and
one who had made his mark, and I must say he
was a better talker and more of a gentleman
than any governor I ever met.
"Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep.”
From the Pittsburg Dispatch,
In the quiet nursery chamber.
Snowy pillows yet unpressed.
See the forms of little children
Kneeling white robed for their rest.
All in quiet ndrsery chambers.
While the dusty shadows creep.
Hear the voices of the children—
“ Now I lay me down to sleep.”
In the meadow and the mountain
Calmly shine the winter stars.
But across the glistening lowland
Sla it the moonlight’s stiver bars.
In the Silence and the darkness.
Darkness growing still more deep.
Listen to the little children
Praying God their souls to keep.
“If we die”—so pray tbe children—
And the mothers’ head drops low
(One from out her fold is sleeping
Deep beneath the winter's snow).
“Ta<e our souls,” a id past the casement
Flits a gleam of crystal light
Like the trailing of his garments
Walking evermore in white.
Little souls, tbat stand expectant,
Listening at the gates of life. '
Hearing far away the murmur
Of the tumult and the strife;
We, who fight beneath thosp banners.
Meeting ranks of foemen there,
Find a deeper, broader meaning
In your simple vesper prayer.
When your hand shall grasp the standard
Which to-day you watch from far.
When your deeds shall shape the conflict
In this universal war,
Pray to Him, the God of battles
Whose strong eye can never sleep,
In the warring of temptation.
Firm and true your souls to keep.
When the combat ends, end slowly
Clears the smoke from out the skies;
"When far down the purple distance,
All the noise of battle dies;
When the last night’s solemn shadows
Settle down on you and me.
May the love that never falletb
Take our souls eternally.
Beecham’s Pills act Ilk© magic qq a weak
stomach.— A du>
ITEMS OF INTEBKBT.
Tax Old Colony Railroad Company has com
promised with tbe Louisville people injured in
the accident la-t summer. It witl pay Louis
ville people in *ll about SBO,OOO.
The F-'ir.eSAN of one of the largest barber
shops in NeW Y'ork is author.ty for the s'ate
ment that tbe number of men who part their
hair in the middle is increasing every day.
Tux French grape crop is not good this year,
but the Missouri apple crop will see to it that
there is no failing off in the supply of imported
ciampagne, if tbe Frecclm -n will only keep
up a supply of corks and labels.
The Beethoven house at Bonn is now open to
the public. A large number of portraits, bus’s
and autographs, the composer's violins and
other instruments, his last grand piar.o. -till in
good co dition, and the aura! appliances be
u?ed a. e am >ng the mo3t interesting relic3 on
view.
Farmers attending the market say that the
coming winter will be a mild one. and tbeir
reason for the prediction of this is: Tne hornets
are bu 1 ling small n- sts and low down on the
trees, lower even th in they did last year. This,
the farmers say, is an unfailing sign ot a mild
winter.
rsor. JcLtr- Pohlman, of the Buffa’o Med
ical College, says that it wi,l be necessary 'to
build the Niagara Falls tumel par ly under
water o-line it with brick, because the fr-ist,
atmosp ere an l springs w*,ul i disintegrate the
soft shale in whicn the turn 1 is binv fa red.
The expense of this work would be $1,003,000 or
more.
Alono the West African coast there are now
about 2JO churches, 35.000 converts, 101,000 ad
herents. 215 schools and 30,000 pupils. Thirty
rive languages or dialects have ben mas’-red,
into wnich portions of the scripture and re
ligious bonks and tracts and genera l educa
tional b :oks have bteu translated and primed,
and some knowledge of the gospel nas reached
about 8,000,1.01 of benighted Africans
A marriage by phonograph has taken place.
A man waited upon the minister with a phone
graph. The minister spoke into tbe apparatus
the questions and the bridegroom the responses
of the marriage ceremony The impress on
was then posted to the bride some hundreds
of miles away, and she and the minister of her
village went through the same process, the last
minister pronouncing the couple man and
wife.
Natives or Africa refer to whisky as
"shame water,” but it appears they are not
ashamed to drink it. Agents of the German
government are accused of carrying large sup
pi es of “shame water," which they can readjly
trade for ivory ar.d other article; of value.
There is said to be a degree of thirst in Africa
at tim*'S which would induce a native to barter
a whole elephant for a quart of this “shame
water.”
A lady of Lexington, Ky.. while walking
home was disturbed by an article in her shoe,
which she thought at first to be a cinder which
bad got In while walking along. She went
limpinz home, and on removing her shoe found
a diamond earring Her dress skirt had ap
parently caught it up in some raann-r and
dropped it into her shoe. The lady is ar a Joss
to know who who lost the valuable, and cannot
tell where she found it.
Pierre Lortllard and his friends, who have
organized a society to reform the evils of the
turf, are confronted with anew combination.
At Kempton park there appeared tbe other
day a female bookmaker, clad in a plush cos
tunie., who harangued the betting crowd in
dulcel tones, giving and taking odds, cashing
up tbe checks at the end of each race, and
creating a sensation generally. It is estimated
that the female jockey will be next turf innova
tion, and it does look as if the reform club
w ould have plenty to do.
81-rmese children-, especially littte girls, are
very fond of a game which consists in throwing
a tamarind seed into the air with one hand and
seeing how many more can be picked up by th
same hand before it falls and is caught. The
rot al children used those made of gold and sil
ver, and King Mindon used significantly to im
press upon the little princesses the importance
of keeping those that he gave them a rainst a
rainy and y. They have now been mostly sol I
or melted down, and are already exceedingly
rnre, They are toke is. owing to their weight
and fineuess being assumed, and when, as sub
sequently happened, the majizis assumed a
uniform and conventional shaioe. size and fine
ness, we are brought to a point very near the
true coin.
The metropolitan police force in Ixmdon is
not under the control of ary lo al authority,
but is directed hy commissioners who are re
sponsible to the home office of the general gov
ernment. There is a strong demand in Igmdon
for th-transfer of the police authoritytot.be
county council, and th estibject has provoked
much discussion. It is urged that the concen
tration . f imperial and national interests in
London is so vastly important that the higher
authorities should maintain control of the
police in protection of all those central con
cerns that p-rtain to the greatest capital In the
world. Ultimately a compromise will prabably
be reached. The county council ought cer
tainly to have some share in the police adminis
tration of the metropolis.
Western Missouri was perhaps the greatest
bee country tbat ever existed. It was here that
the tree growth found its last expression in the
sparse and scrubby oak openings which, in
happy alternation of tree and grass an t sun
light. afforded vast fields for bee ambition to
unfold itself. It was here, too, the bee said
good-by to the white man as he pushed out on
the prarie. Here the trees ceased, and here,
perforce, the bees ceased also. They could go
no further. So. as year followed year, with new
communities of bees following hard the old,
and all checked and held by the eastern bound
ary of the treeless plains, there came at last a
day in these parts when a bee was swinging on
every clover bloom, and every hollow tree pos
sessed its buzzing commonwealth.
China supplied 97 per cent, of the tea supply
of the world in 1864, and India 3 per cent.; but
in 1888 Cr,ina stood at 43 per cent, and India at
57 per cent. In 1821 tea plant was discovered
growing wild in Assam, and in 1834 the Indian
government caused experiments to be made by
bringing plants from China and cultivating
them, and it was not until 1854 that tea planta
tions were opened up. There are now 300,000
imported laborers working 1,000 tea gardens in
the province of Assam. There are four other
places where tea is raised, and the tea growing
possibilities of India are unlimited. The Chi
nese find they cannot compete by the old
methods, and they are building railroads and
taking steps to l-ssen the export tax. It looks
now- as if India were too far ahead to be out
done by China on the tea question.
The order for waiters to shave off their
mustaches in Vienna recalls to my mind some
incidents apropos to those appendages in Eng
land. It is not so long ago tnat Coutt’s ban ~
issued an edict against them, which was fi-rcely
resisted. Tnere is now a bank in Q the city
wherein no official may wtr them, a.id it is
but recently that barristers and clergymen have
taken to doing so, whilst no judge or bishop
would think of sporting a m ustache unless ac
companied by a full beard. In the royal
navy no one can wear a mustache alone
without the beard, the mode being
either whiskers and no mustache, tota
clean shaving, or the whole of the hair on the
face; in the army no one can go without it ex
cept tbe chaplain. while the pioneers of the
regiment alone may wear a beard. It is only
of recent years that the police have been
allowed to grow the hair on their face, and an
actor with a moustache twenty years ago was
almost unknown, the late Mr. Sothern being
one of the first to wear it regularly fir tv
years ago no soldier even wore any hair on his
face, while, so strange are the chang s of
fashion, it is now becoming the style in London
for the using generation to again s lave clean.
On July 19 last Henry Breen of Indianapolis,
then a brakeman of the Wabash railroad, while
coupling cars at Cecil, Ohio, was caught be
tween the steps of the caboose and a saw log
which extended over a fiat car, and his skull
was fractured. For weeks he hovered between
life and death, but his strong constitution
saved him, and he was finally able to be out
though his skull was cracked in several places.
It was also found that tbe cords of the eye were
paralyzed. This affliction grew worse, and two
weeks ago Breen went to Springfield, 111., before
the convention of Illinois surgeons, which was
in annual session in that city. They pro
nounced his case “aneurism of the eye.”
and the only case on record. One
fracture of his skull just above the eye
grew wider, and there was danger of a blood
vessel bursting, which would cause Instant
death. By holding the ear to the fracture of
his skull one could distinctly hear the pulsa
tion of the brain. Breen was placed under the
influence of opiates and an iron collar was
placed around his neck, to which is attached a
thumbscrew, which was pressed over the orbit
to stop the rush of bio: and. Tbe ph3'sicians pro
nounded his ease hopeless. Breen still walks
the streets, however, and, with his fine phys
ique, looks the picture of health. He has bad
innumerable offers to place himself before med
l.al colleges for examination and study of his
remarkab e case. It is believed that Breen is
the only man alive who wears a callar made in
blacksmith shop.
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