The morning news. (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, April 22, 1891, Page 4, Image 4
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BOSTON- B Nu.se. 2VB Wasrilnyton street } ST7 r soi ■; AO , 10 State; street. Chicago Ix.EP A Thowa". 1' Randolph street. CINCINNATI— Eps is Alpe.' CowpAWT, 66 Wet Fourth ktret NEW HAVEN Tin H P fp BSAED Cowpa't, 25 Elm street. HT I/YDLH NKI.V'N Chukas & f'o.. 1127 Pine street. ATLANTA Morsiao New* P-*rf . Whitehall street. MACON liailv Tr.i.E .RAi >1 Ork,' e. " 6 Mulberry street. INDEX Tj NEW ADVERTISEMENTS. ‘ Miitiaos- Bar Asso-iation; Satan t rah hide Association; Solomon Lod?e No. j. j F. and A. M Spetiai. Norn r.s tAution to Purchasn of Poaifieil Tickers. Notice to W ater Takers; Cos partnership Notice of Rockwell A Morgan; A* to Crews of Narweyian Barks Kreon, Dlnorah; Prinrssen. Soodre. Ibis and Swedish Bark Eleanor, Reseswed Saats for Pompeii; To the j Melon Growers, Geo. R Mcßee, President M G. 1 A ; Children s Reefers at Gutman's; To Con j tractors, 1 er y h icden, Ciil Engineer. Lioai. Notioss—l et.tion for Incorporation of Pulaski Knitting Mills. Leual. Sa: r. t.'nlted States Ylanhal’Rsala. Am Izwf OTs—Pain's Last Days of Pompeii, Merchants' W eek. STkAweßip lv.t;r.t>i !.Rs <“>cean Steamship Company; General Transatlantic Company. A con os Sacks Household Furniture. Etc , by R H. Tab-m, Auctioneer; Hams, Shoulders, Etc., by J. J. Oppenbeltn. Porti-aso Ckwe.vt —C. M. Gilbert A Cos. Cheap Colcm* AovKarisitwkvrs—Help Want ♦1; Employment Wanted; F'ir R;nt; For Sale: Ixist; Person a! . Misceiianeous. Idelamater'-i creditor* are olTered 50 cents Oh the dollar or nothing. That’s rather a half-way sort of h nosty. Reports from the . political campaign in Ireland state that Mr. Parnell is denouncing Mr. McCarthy, or word; to that effect. Germany Is wild with Teutonic delight oyer U iffalo Bill’s wild west show. Big Injun he drink heap lieer, eat urn pretzel. Ugh! If Harrison would only art as well as he talks he would make a much abler Presi dent than he has yet shown himself to he. Talk is cheap. Canada is trying to unseat two cabinet ministers who are charge 1 with criminal practices. Jiut the alleged corrupt min isters are bolding on as hard as they know how. Base ball scores one fatal accident thus early in the season. Violent collision with another player knocked out an Ohio college short-etop at Akron. Yet the game goes right on. Giving Minister Porter Ja vacation can have no otbor effect than to show Italy that we can also afford such things. Ap parently there is no diplomatic tension to render it necessary. Italy wants to know ••officially” if De tective Byrnes of New York meant anything unpleasant by refusing to be decorated by the Italian monarch. International hos tilities may yet be arranged. Laliorers on the grounds for the Chicago world’s fair are doing the best they know how to make the great prospective Colum bian exposition a continued story. They promise another strike right away. British soldiers are growing more and more mutinously insubordinate. Now it is a cavalry regiment at Portsmouth that re fuses to parade. They must have some really serious grievance to so enrage them. Another man will now rush home and tell how cruelly he has been treated in the south. But he will not rush until he gets out of jail. Texans have looked up a Kan sas doctor at Gainesville for practicing med icine without a license. It does seem rather hard that a Buffalo youth who had refrained from drinking, •making, playing cards, and having fun in general until past twenty-one years of age, under promise of- $5,000 as a reward fr m bis uncle, should now have to sue for the money. But he got it. And it is only just that he should get it. Hocretary August Post of the lowa farm ers’ alliance seems to have succeeded pretty well in his manipulation of the conference of members of the alliance in session at Dos Moines for the last two days. While the work done ira-. intended to bo secret, it has been learned that Post succeeded in forc ing through a resolution favorable to Htram C. Wheeler of Hac county as a candidate for governor. Mr. Wheeler was a candi date two years ago, hut was defoated in convention. He is a wealthy farmer and stock raiser, owning <I,OOO acres of land. This indorsement will probably secure the nomination for Wheeler, as the republican managers are very anxious to win the co operation of the alliance. But they are hav ing a pretty hard hustle to get it. I Pension Scan da's. As eocn as ccngrses meet* it should ap point a committee ta investigate tie pension bureau. Almost every day a -tnarge of crockedne*’. of soms kind made against the management of the bureau. The cdci m’asfoßarof oeanons, Mr Rvim. has not been at fail office, it is aUeged in m weeks. One report u taat be is in Ll-r.eaiit and cannot attend to business, and another u that he is traveling about the country try ing to sell stock in a refrigerator company in which be is interested. During the last seedon of the las* congr<-ss a committee investigaoel change* (>r ught against him by Congressman Cooper. Tr.e majority report declared that Lie cnarges were not sustained, but t.e m.nnnty rep rt was to the effe.-t that they were The ma j ir.ty report was made, of course, by those friendly to the comx.ss.oner. Tnere mi‘t have been something in the ebarg-s or else the report m his favor w,u!d have been unanimous. Hinoe congress alj' :rr;~d many other charges have been made against toe eom m as. oner. It is asserted toat a great deal of favoritism is shown, and that vast sum* of the public money are wasted. The charges are not of a general character. The ; ways in which money :■ w asted are pointed out and cases are cited And yet nothing is done to find out whether or not th a charges are true. The pension bureau distr bats* a great j deal more than $100,000,000 annually, and at ] the head of it there ought to t a man in whom the public nai the most implicit con fidence. Tnere are a doze-i ways in wb.cb money can he wasted, and if the utmost vigilance is not exerctse 1 it is certain to he wasted. Naturally th* commissioner doesn’t want to offenl anv one who is an influential re publican. It is said that a simple request from one who has influence in the Republi can party is sufficient to have a man rein stated on the pension roils. A few days ago a sample case was published. A man who had been receiving a pension was dropped because tbs examining physician sai 1 that he was no longer suffering fr >m disability of any kind. When Gen. Harrison was inaugu rated this man was in IVa-hington, and at the request of a friend the commissioner restored him to the rolls without an exami nation. He had been off the rolls f r seven teen years, and he was paid a back pension for all these years. Such abuses are suffi cient to bankrupt theriuntry. And if re ports are to te credited ther<- are thousands of such abuses. lesading newspapers of both parties have asked for Commissioner Raum s removal, but the Pr-sident pays no attention to the requests. He does not care, apparently, how much of the public money is squandered. And all the time the pension burden is becoming heavier. The President, in his “swing around the circle,’’ may tell the people that he is deeply interested In hav ing the government honestly and economi cally administered, but they will not believe him in the face of such abuses as those which exist in the pension bureau. Capturing Blaine’s Thunder. In hispeech at Galveston the President said that he was heartily in sympathy with the reciprocity policy by which it is hoped that this country will get control of the trade of the Central and .South American republics. From the tone of the Presidents remarks one is at liberty to infer that he is the au thor of the reciprocity policy. Not long ago a prominent republican leader was re ported as saying that the President was the author of it. It is worthy of notice, however, that no su< n claim was made for him until it be came evident that the reciprocity policy was fiopular. When the McKinley hill was [lending, and Mr. Blaine insisted upon the reciprocity provision, no one ventured to aisert that Mr. Blaine expressed the wish of the President in the matter. Indeed, it was undershiod that he rather helped Mr. Heed and Mr. McKinley in opposing it. But the President talks reciprocity now, and his remarks are applauded. A day or two ago it was stated in our dispatches that he began his “swing around the circle” with the firm intention of not being a can didate for a renomiuation if he found that Mr. Blaine was more popular than himself. Of course there is no truth in that state ment How could a rnan with such a flat tering opinion of himself as the President ha* reach a conclusion not complimentary to hirnselfi And, besides, how is the Presi dent to find out whether ho or Mr. Blaine is the more popular? He i* being warmly welcomed at every stopping point as the President, and be elicits applause by capt uring Mr. Blaine’s thunder--that is, by claiming credit for a policy of which Mr. Blaine Is the author. It is true that tie does not say that he originated the policy, but he does not give Mr. Blaine credit for it, and ho speaks of it in a way that justifies one in believing that there would not have been anything like reciprocity if it had not been for him. it can be safely said that he is not going to stand aside for Mr. Blaine in 1893. unless ho has to. He is bidding for the nomina tion now, and ho is going to get if he can. The President doesn’t line Mr. Blaine well enough to permit him to have the nomina tiou if be can help it. Replying to inquiries concerning his offi cial course Sena'or I’effor, the Kansas alli anoeman is accused of declaiming thusly: “I do not expect to Sit alone among the mem bers of the .Senate with a chip on my shoulders, suggesting that ‘I am holier than thou’to every man I happen to see, but I do expect to be an active. earnest working member of that body, proposing as many inoasures as possible along the line of re forms whicn we advocate, and obtaining all ] the help that is possible. I do not expect I to pay any attention to the politics of ray I follow-members. What I mean by that is I that Ido not expect to do anything from ‘ the standpoint of a partisan, either ns a j republican or as a democrat. I have grown ! bigger than the party harness. 1 am on I the outside altogether and expect to remain there.” According to these few remarks tbs new senator regards himself as quite a prominent citizen. All of this astounding corpulence that makes bun bigger than any party harness has been acquired with wonderful suddouness. In fact it doth appear that the sudden statesman is so sur surprised at his good luck and so pleased with himself that he likes to pat himself on the back. Nearly one-tbird of the registered voters of New York state neglected to vote last full, to say nothing of eligible voters who did not register. That supine indifference to the suffrage is probably largely due to the disreputable character of the average candidates brought out by both parties. Voters become thoroughly disgusted au j stay at home. iHE MOKMMx NEWS: WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22. 1891. Ducb&ulla Programme. There is a cLffereuc* of opinion among eedmg al-larce-oien of Kansas as to the course the o.iincemeo of the north will pamt if the alliancemen of the south re fuse to jaen the third party movement. A few days ago Mr. Frank MeGrsßh. presi dent of the farmers al.:anoe of Kansas, stated In a circular, wmch he addressed to eoitbem alhancemen. that if they refused to join the third party movemsnt the Alliance i men cf the north weald go hack to the Republican party. It was his purpose, . evidently, to bulldoze the alliance men of the south into sending de.egates to the coa veatiiia of May 19. which n eets at 1 Cincinnati, for the purpose of form ing anew party. His c.rcular attracted very little attention, apparently, atn'k.g a.iancem*n of the South. Toe president of the alliance of Georgia noticed it, but evidently be did not think it cf much consequence. In aa interv.ew he sa; 1 that southern aiianoemen were not in favor of a third party and would not take part in a third party movement. The third party question, he said, was virtually sett.ed at the convention of the national aliiar.ee at Ocala. Devi fiumbauld. chairman of the allumce state central committee of Kanas makes an issue with President McGrath a* to the cour-e northern alliancetnen wili adopt if aliiarcemen of the south do not go with the third party movement. In an address which he has is* led to aliiancemen of Kansas he says that In that statealliaucemen have left the old political pirties never to return to them, and that the Kansas delegates will go to Cincinnati to a-.-i-t in organi/.ng a third party. He declares that Kaosa alliance men have made up th-ir minds to start a third party, a-.d that thev wiil stick to that determination, whatever alliancetnen of other states may do. He wants both of the old parties overthrown. Ne.ther President McGrath, Mr. Dum bauld nor the other alliance leaders of the north are In a position to speak for the alliance in their respective states. It is fair to presume that what they are after now is a little cheap notoriety. When the time comes for the alliance to sav whether or not it wants a third party there will be alliancemen who will completely over shad jw the two Kansas leaders who are just now thrusting themselves upou the atten tion of the public. And it would not be at all surprising if the northern wing of the alliance should de cide that the time has not yet come for starting anew party. It would be folly for the alliance to name a presidential ticket, because the ticket w ould certainly be de feated. It does very well for Chairman Dumbauld to talk as he does, but it is doubtful if he means ail he savs From present indications there is no prob ability that a third party will be started very soon, notwithstanding the assertion of Chairman Dumbauld to the contrary. The southern farmers are getting along very well and they are likely to let well enough alone. And without the farmers of the s mth an alliance presidential ticket would command very little support. It is a rather interesting fact that alli ancemen of democratic faith, even in Kan sas, are doing very little toward inaug urating anew party. The talk of anew party comes from a few men who have not consulted with the rank and file of the alliance order, and who, therefore, do not know what the sentiments of alliancemen relative to a third party are. Messrs. Mc- Grath and Dumbauld may be good enough men in their way, but they are not big enough to found a political party. They will find that out before long. In the mean time, their differences may do the Kansas alliance a groat deal of harm. Typhus Fever Cases. It is rather remarkable that so many typhus fever cases are finding their way into New York. The first case was found there about three weeks ago. The fever patieDt was a man who went to New York from Australia by way of Han Francisco. The nature of his disease was not discovered until after after death. Three other cases have ben discovered in the city, all of which were imported. The French steamer La Bourgogne, which arrived in New York on Hunday with 800 steerage passengers, had a man on board who was suffering from ty phus fevir. It can hardly be possible that this fever is following the grip. It is an extremely dangerous fever and highly contagious. If it should obtain a lodgment in New York it would undoubtedly become epidemic. The New York board of health is doing all it can to guard against its introduction, but it is puzzled to explain its appearance in bo many different quarters. Rbodo Island gave refuge to Anne Hutch inson, New England’s first woman preacher. But it was not until Sunday last that a woman was ordained to preach within the borders of the state. Mrs. Anne Garlin Spencer was ordained to the ministry and installed in charge of a religious Society worshiping in Providence. It is a body meeting under a peculiar bond of union. Its building and the chief fund were left by the late James Eddy, well known as a connois seur of art. To some extent the society re sembles the society for ethical culture. Mrs. Spencer is described as a sweet-faced and modest woman, who was early interested in the woman suffrage movement aad the free religious society. Rather a queer training for the ministry. The Baroness Alexanderissa Hecscy is a sornwhat eccentric woman. She is the wife of one of the richest and proudest Hungarian magnates. Not long ago she was the bosom friend of the Austrian empress. Her husband would not give her as much pin money as she though she ought to have, and now, in abbreviated skirts, she is siuging risky songs in a cafe to Berlin young men for S3JO a month. She expresses an intention to continue at the cafe unless her husband promises to give her as much money ns she wants. Perhaps her husband, proud os he is, will lot her sing to her heart’s content. If President Polk undertakes to denounce hiseretwhile confidential man, Ritteuhouse, for every offense committed against the alliance and distinguished public men throughout the country, and the 'aws of common decency, ho will probably find time to do nothing else, according to present pros pects. Suppressing that irresponsible young man in some summary and vigorous way seems essential to the credit of the alliance and the quiet of the country. Wicked newspaper paragraphs™ have hail so much fun with the Minnesota legis lature over their boycott of the alluring tight and the introduction of the roomy and virtuous bloomer that the statesmen have finally abandoned their pot hill and incontinently fl -d. Possibly they wanted to see another ballet before they wholly shut out the vision of tights. One of the principal functions of the New York barge office aatbarittae u to ad just matrunotnal tangles gro wng out ot international a.uanoea ani to keep a stem *ye cn recreant hnehsnis. It is a large job. Re* -satHaiarirG are koiewha: hard ito manage. Bat Ucce; Hem’s minions mar-Age to wear a $1,5 s>a-jeer smile through it ail A cas* * .newt*: out of the ordinary run *u repc-ted last week. Nine years ago Mari* ’ "attel, a handsome young woman, came as a steerage passen ger to this country. She said that she was a wilow. and Peter Behrens, a young express man in New York, r—'am* enamored of her. After a short lov--making they were married. Several months ago Mrs. Behrens expressed a desire to visit ter native land. Peter objected. IVh.> he had his will she had her way. Before departure she a-- toueded her lord by informing him that her first h tshand, Robert \ attel, was living ia Germany. Behrena renewed tu persuasions for her to remain with him, but she made up her mind to go, and go she did. Peter called at the barge of ' end, after relating the story of hi* misp.a ~d affections, said that his wife had *t;>r. his naturalization paper; and that he ha i received informa tion that she, acoompar..ei by her first .hus band, was on her way to New York. It was Peter's suspicion tnat his papers were to be used for the purp'se of passing the other husband througr. th* landing bureau. He produced a letter from Breslau which suited tuantae other husband had just been released fron| a twelve .ark l confinement in piriao#. Pater said t*.it ba was willing to take hit wife back, and begged that the other husband he not allowed to land. Ail of the government authority will be en gaged to see that Herr Yattel does not step on Uncle Sam’s domain. Very likely Pe;e will also be tnere to see. Uncle Sam will stand by Pete. Kiowa is m Kansas. Kiowa is also one of the old-time cattle towns. At present the citizens to a man are ia opien revolt against the lady who, as mayoress of the qjty, now controls in inicipal affairs. Ki owa has heretofore always been a “wet” town. But last Tuesiay the handful of prohibit! mists and th* women got together and elected, by a majority of two, Mrs. Dr. Paxton mayoress of the city. Directly after installation the pew executive dis missed the former city marshal, put in a new man, and ordered every one of the eleven saloons in the mty closed tight and all the billiard rooms shut up. These places have been the main attractions of the town. Because of its liberality in these matters Kiowa has always been a favorite rendez vous for cattlemen, whose money has con tributed to the welfare of the merchants. Naturday a meeting of business men was called aad a committee dispatched to inter view the mayoress. But she would not budge from her high moral pedestal. Her husband was seen, but he could do nothing. Apparently he has very little influence with the administration. Another meeting was held, and it was determined to defy the orders of the mayoress, and to keep the saloons opiea despite the city marshal. Just what will be the outcome is bard to fore tell, but the two factions in the town are hourly becoming more warlike in their attitudes. And they apparently have an unlimited supply of attitudes. Something is liable to happen mighty sudden. White republicans iu South Carolina manifest an austere disposition to flock by themselves that is likely to give gro&s offense to the dusky “man and brother” who has heretofore borne the principal bur den in the toilsome “flinging of votes.” Why this exclusion and social ostracism of the strength of the republican cohorts; Hey? Mississippi alliancemen are after that suh treaßury scheme red hot. But they will probably find that electing a legislature with ljo avowed purpose of defeating Walthall will prove to he no easy matter. Now that migratory tin-plate fiend begins to tell us of tin pigs. Why, he’s a sort of tin hog himself. Nobody ever sees any of his alleged abundant tin deposits but him self. PERSONAL. It is thouoht most probable that the Mar quis of Lansdowne will be succeeded as vice roy or governor general of India by Lord Stanley of Preston, the present governor gen eral of ( anada. Thkhe was a great rush at San Francisco to secure seats for the Bernhardt season, a largo crowd waiting thirty-six hours in the rain. The first two days of the sale amounted to $25, - 000, which is larger than the sale in Boston. Rev. Thomas Jam as. who was born a slave at Canajoharie, N. Y„ in 1804, died last Saturday, When he was 17 years old he was sold for a yoke of steers and * oolt. In his youth ha was called Tom and Jim, and he afterward united the two names and became the Rev. Thomas James. The uesion of Carl H. Niehaus of New York, one of four competitors, has been accepted for a public fountain representing “Moses smiting the rock," which J. Howard King intends to present to the city of Albany. Mr. King is a bAuker of that city, and his gift will coat him about $30,000. BRIGHT BITS. A novel and interesting suggestion is con tained in the closing paragraph of the Secre tary of state s letter. This is that the Italian subjects who were lynched would have to show, in-or Jer to obtain indemnification, that they were not in this country in violation of the im migration laws.— Tribune. is a New York Public School.—Thomas, why are you not paying attention* Why do you smile? “1 was just thinking about something." “Well,'please bear in mind if you want to think you have to do it outside of this school house.— Hoard of Education. Tub City Visitors at the Farm in Sugar Mak ing Time—Oh, Uncle Reuben, we've just tapped three apple trees and the old beach down by the spring, and there isn't enough sap to give us a taste of it, to say nothing of maple sugar. Uncle Reuben—Well, girls, it isn't the right time of the year to tap the apple orchard. We tap the apple trees in the fall, y’ know, when we w ant to make cider and apple butter. Chi cago Mail. CURRENT COMMENT. Sweats Seasoned With Salt. From the flew York World (Deni.). Taffied words will not dissolve the solid south so long as force bills lurk behind them Played Slyly at Politics. From fie St. Louis Republic (Dent.). There were a great deal too many politicians in the Kansas City congress, and they got one or two of the meanest sort of corporation jobs indorsed. but there were not enough of t hem to prevent the indorsement of tariff reform. Bucha Combination Couldn’t Succeed. From the Italtimore Herald < Ind ). An Italian editor in New York wants Count Rudini to call a congress of the European powers to join in a demand that the United Mates shall remodel its constitution so os to afford protection to foreign subjects living in tnis country The thing that is needed, bow ever, is for the Unit and States to protect itself against these self-same foreign subjects. “A stitch in time saves nine,” and if you take Hood’s Harsaparilla now it may save lojatlis of future possibis sickness .—Ad. Discretion in & Mon tins Terror. Amoc* zb* who ltnled :a Detr t froai a we*t*ra tra-a the other morning, says ■ toe I>*tro:t Free Press, was a youn* man v. oar ; a cswooy hat a baa--akin orerc -at. the cla - •cf a nxiiy tear a*- a bn=aa:p.a ani otner >ut ward tofcea* of tem* a terror fro re th* far we*t At he hua* aro-jnd to mate e:aoe in Officer Bit ion queried of him *Firm Oor wale* "Xo. from Montana " " ifta can ahoot, throw the labso and us? the bowia knife, I soppnae?” Certainly I can. ' 4 ‘Killed jour man "* "Three of 'em." • roifu? to stop owr “Yea. for a few hoar*. I*re heard a *~>d leal about Lwtroit acd wan: to ae* the town. “Yea Le y me give you a pointer. Were arc* a .:ttie Lit or a &a*ei-off man in t.-wn who had one of Lis ear* s. iced off by a western touch. He does nothing but walk ar uad ahd look for chap* of your build. When L* finds '■•ne h# hebts on to him. and it s grd-bv touch." “Mo ' “Sure a ahoot;n*. H*'i doy* uo seven or i eignt in a month. If you Z" up town leara all tr ** things in the pa?kare rm If you don't, if he catches sic it if ti&t hat cr over coat or bear’s caw you'll tea coner " “Do the autfcon ties ail whim to hop on to people that war’" "They can t help themselvt--. I’m giving you a friendly tip. Look out for sawed-off Tie man sat down to I nick it over, came to a decision after a while, and sot into a sea. in a corner of tte room and sat there five long hours before he got his Ira n further east. Shut Cff Hla Beer to Avoid Snakes. “How is it, lieutenant,’* asked a young man of a gray mustacned naval officer—so says the New York Times— "that with your many years of sea 1 fe, infirm?, no douot. many strange adventure, on#* n?vr hears you re.ate your experiences of the sea *’’ Well," was the answer, T will relate to you a little instance of mip!aced confidence. Some years ago I was attached to a ship • u the China station. One night it was my turn to take the midwatefa. I settled myself on the starboard bridge ra.l. "In a f*w moments I noticed a commotion in the water close P* the snip. Tn**r? appeared not more than a half-cable length from where T was standing a most gigantic sea serpent. I had often read of such things, but had never believed in them, but I could not doubt the evi dence of my own senses In a moment it van isbed. to reappear the rest instant almost under our bow. The moon was shining brightly and J got a good look at it. Tne monst-r's heal was fully as large as an ordinary flour barrel. aQd it was fully twelve feet above the water. ‘lt disappeared in a few moments. The next morning a: breakfast I related my experience to my brother officers, and soon after turned into my bunk. Just before .lunch I felt like drinking a glass of beer. and. ringing for the boy, ordered him to bring me a bottle. The rascal didn't appear in a reasonable time and I rang for h.m again. ‘What’s the matter with the beer, Jim?’ I asked. “‘Nutbin’ de matter wid de beer, Mr. Bob stay. * “ ‘Then why don’t you bring it?’ Van tdo it, Mr. Bobstay De doctor done stopped yore beer. Said data puss n dat sees t*ucu snakes as you wuz talking about dis morn ing orn't to hab uo more beer.' "And that is the reason that I don’t like to tell remarkable stories." A Woman’s Wit. It was 11 o’clock at night, and I was going to my room in a Florida hotel, pays the Detroit Free Press, when a woman came out of her room, fully dressed, and asked Do you belong to the hotel?" "No. ma'am." “Are there many people here to-night?’* "It is crowded." "And it won't do to start a panic. I/?t me sav quietly to you that the hotel is on fire. T have Known it for ten minutes, but dii not want to create an excitement." "Are you sure ma'am?" I askei. "Entirely sure, sir. I smelled the smoke while in bed. You go quietly down and tell the clerk and I will knock on all the doors on the first floor." fehe was wonderfully cool and collected, and I never thought of doubting her assertion. Going down by the stairway I beckoned the c'.erk aside and told him of the fire. He went to the eleva tor with me and ascended to the third floor, where we round about twenty half-dressed people in the halls. The woman who had given me orders came up and said: "Come this way; I don’t think the fire has much of a start yet " We followed her to her room and began to sniff and snuff There was certainly a strong odor of something burning, but the c.eak had taken only one sniff when he went out and rapped on the next door. “Hello!" called a voice. "Are you smoking?" "Yes." “Smoking Florida tobacco?" "Yes; what of it? ’ "Nothing. Ma'am, you can go hack to bed. Much obliged to you for your sagacity and wit, but both were a little too keen this time. The stingy old cuss in that room is smoking swamp tobacco, and It always smells like a fire eating it way under a pine floor. '* His Weak Spot. One evening four or five drummers and agents who had been working Quincy, says the Chicago yews , to no purpose were discussing their ill luck in the office of the hotel, when one observed: "There's an old shad down here in a hard ware store who makes me tired. This is about the fifteenth time I've tried for an order, and it’s no go." "Old chap with a big no6e on him?" queried one of the others. "Yes." "Ordered me out doors, confound him." "And he told me," said a third, "that he never bought of an agent, trusted a stranger, or got caught on any mans game." "That’s old Blank to a dot," put in the land lord. "He’s as sharp as he is stingy." Considerable more was said in the same strain, but by and by a man who had regis tered from Chicago put in: ‘’Boys, it's ail in understanding human na ture. Bet you SOO even up that I ('an get $lO out of him in fifteen minutes, and that without value received or signing my name to a paper." His money was covered instantly, and next morning he took one of the crowd down to the store, introduced himself, and said: “Mr. Blank, the governor of the state gave me your name as a prominent resident of the neighborhood. Our house is publishing county histories of Illinois. Every subscriber at SUS has a full paged portrait and two pages of read • ing matter I shall take only five in this city, and you being the most prominent resident I have called upon you first." "Well, sir, in just twelve minutes he had old Blank's order for a book, and $lO paid down as a guarantee that he would take it. He had bit him in his weak spot, and our money fell into his pocket with a thud which could'be heard clear across the hotel office. A Revision. From the Christian at Work. How fresh in my mind are the scenes of my girlnood. As keen recollection presents them to view Tilt kitchen, the woodshed, and knots of green firewood. And all the hard work I had then to go through; The bread 1 must knead out, and doughnuts to fry brown, The \ ies for the threshers, and town folks, so swell. The clothes I must rub out with pounder and washtub. The leaky old washtub, remembered so well; The washtub, the washtub, the iron-bound wash tub. The back-breaking washtub that sat on the well. The cows I must milk ere the breakfast was ready. Tne beds I must make ere the dinner begun, The dishes to wash when the znenfolks were resting Sure man's work oft ceasetb, but woman's ne’er done The floors I must scrub hard, and bags I must patch up. The stockings to darn; all the tasks none could tell. How oft in my dreams I'm doing big washing, With a leaky old washtub. remembered so well; The washtub, the washtub, the iron-bound washtub. The bacx-break ing washtub that sat on the well. The old worn-out vessel, I now think with pleas ure, Has gone where It never will trouble me more; 1 view in its stead now with exquisite pleasure. Machines which prevent the old backaches of yore; Although lopg removed from that hard situa tion. Few lean of regret do intrusively swell When fancy reverts to my father's old farm house. With soft soap-streaked washtub way out on the well The washtub, the washtub, the iron bound washtub. The back breaking washtub that fell on the va ell. MORTGAGES IN' ALABAMA THE TZTAL DE3T IN* FOB7E JAN*. 1. $39,027,983. $28,762,387 of the Total on Acres and $10,285,596 on Lots-A Largs Pro portion of tha Debt on Acres Dus to Minin? and Iron and Steel Mari. facture—Tte Per Capita Debt $26. Washington, April 2L—The saperic j sendeet of the census to-day made public a i bulletin giving statistics of mortgages in the states of Alabama and lowa. The work in | connection with this investigation was per- by spe-.ai agents Gecrge K. ; Hoimes and John 8. Lord. The bulletin shows that the debt in force in the state of Alabama Jan. 1, 1-9), was $39,027,983, of which $28,762,337, or T 3.70 per cent, o' the total aon acres, and $10,265,596 or 26.30 r-er cent. of the total is on lots. The total is obtained by ad;ng the existing debt on acres to the existing debt on lots, and is not i obtained by computation. DUE TO SEW INVESTMENTS. A large proportion of the debt on acres is due to investments in mining and iron and steel manufacture, the counties where industrial enterprise has recently appeared having a total debt of $25,093,936, or 61:30 per cent, of the total debt of state, while their populati n is 30.94 per cent, of the t Jtal population of the state. Tne debt of Dallas county, containing the city of Selma, is $632,755; of Mobile county, containi g the city of Mobile, $46c,894, and of Mont gomery county, containing the capital of the state, $1,307,623, THE PER CAPITA INDEBTEDNESS. The per capita indebtedness of the state is $26. The amount is highly variable among the counties, and is relatively large in counties where the recent investments of capital have been large. Tne per capita in debtedness of Jefferson county is $167, of Calhoun c uniy S7O, and of Morgan county s'*s. These three counties have the highest ratios in the state. Tne average decreases down to $3 to one of population of Marion and Winston counties. like of mortgages. The average life of mortgages in Ala bama is short in comparison with the life of mortgages in the north. The reason for this seems to be that renewals are more frequent in the south. Generally the life of a mort gage in Alabama is from 2 1 , to 3 ; £ years. Taking the average for the state the life of a mortgage on acre* is 2.97 years; on lots 2.13 years; total 2.73 years. It has been impossible to obtain the life of mortgages in every county in Alabama and in most of the other states. RECORDS INCOMPLETE. In some counties no mortgages of 1880-53 have been canceled of record; in other counties the records were in such confused condition that the expense of taking the cancel ations would have been too great, while in counties that have been recently settled no mortgages oovering reil estate were made during 1880-83. The life of mortgages in such counties ha3 been sup plied by the life ascertained in neighboring counties. The proportion of partial pay ments made on the face of the total amount I of mortgages in force in Alabama is 10.72 per cent. iowa’s showing. The total existing real estate mirtgage indebtedness of lowa is $199,0234,956, 74.77 percent, of which, or $148,814,645, is on acres, and 25.23 per cent., or $50,220,311 on lots. There is an average indebtedness of $lO4 to one of population in ti e state. In Woodbury county it is $258; in Lyon county $367, and in Osceola county S2OB, toe-e ratios being the highest in the state, from which they deseen i to $36 for D bias cour ty, which is the lowest in ti e state. The average life of a mortgage in lowa is 4.93 years. The general uniformity of the life of mortgages, whether on acies or on lots, or on ail real estate, ;s noticeable through out the counties of lowa. The partial pay ments for the state represent 11.60 per cent, of the face of the in debtedness on acre*, 14.19 per cent, on lots, a total of 12.27 per ce„t. The com putations necessary to show the number of acres and lots incumbered by the existing debt have not yet be;n completed for these two states, and considerable work remains to be done before these results will be known. The total recorded indebtedness of lowa at the end of each of the last ten vears is 497,710 mortgages, aggregating $431,'288,542, that of 1839 aggregating $50,902,370. InAlabama the indebtedness for the same years is given as follows: Mort gaves. Amount. Jg® 4.6*5 $ 2,610.504 -886 4,210,198 La 6,431,550 I®* 8,129 6,51!h839 ; "• 43*211 *2,400,371 J*® 16,886 13.851,848 18SJ 13 643 13,419,149 Total 93,828 $91,099,623 ALABAMA’S RATE OF INTEREST. The chief rate of interest in Alabama is represented to have been 8 per cent., the recorded debt of ten years having borne that rate, being 63.60 per cent, of the total. The amount bearing interest at 6 per cent was 17.15 pdr cent, of the total; the amount bearing interest at 7 per cent, was 4.57 psr cent, of the total; the amount bearing interest at 12 and 12.5 per cent, was 625 per cent, of the total. Of the total recorded debt of $91,099,623. 11.43 per cent, drew interest above 10 per cent., and 88.51 per cent, drew interest at 10 per oent. or less. Above 8 per cent, all interest is usurious", and has been so during the ten years pre vious to Jan. 1, 1890. Usurious rates are o- ware, actually paid on 13,61 per cant, of the recorded debt. IOWA’S INTEREST CHARGES. Interest of 8 per cent, is, or was, paid on 4\60 per ceut. of the debt of lowa recorded during the tn years; interest at 7 per cent, on 21.91 per cent, of the total; interest at 10 per cent, on 13.28 per cent, of the total • in terest at 6 per cent, on 12.88 per cent, of the total; interest above 10 p;r cant, on 0.02 of 1 per cent, of the to T al. The legitimate rate of interest is 10 per cent, and has been so for ten years. Tne bulletin further shows that in four counties ia lowa where a thor ough investigation has been made, and which is believed to be a fair average of the state, about 90 per ceut. of the indebtedness was contracted on acc unt of purchase money, improvements and buildings, and in Alabama about 96 per cent. ~ ■ * Bishop Gilmour's Funeral. Cleveland, 0., April 21.—The funeral of the late Bishop Gilrftour occurred with much ceremony at St. John’s cathedral this morning. Fully 7,500 people assembled in the building, and as many more, who were unable to gain admission, stood on the out side. Gen. Johnston's Burial Place. Richmond, V a., April 21,—The city council in joint session tonight adopted a resolution requesting that the remains of Gen. Joseph L. Johston b 9 interred in Rich mond. The resolution will be forwarded to the family of the deceased. A Monument to Gan. A. P. Hill. 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