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INDEX TO m ADyKRTISKMENTT
Meetings— Clinton Lodge No. 54, F. & A. M ;
Troup Castle No. 4, K. G. K.
Especial Notices- Last Week in June, Heidt’s
Prices; $5,500 Wanted for One, Two or Three
Years; Notice of Application for an Act Incor
porating Atlantic Railway and Terminal Com
pany ; Special Notice, Younglove & Goodman.
Auction Sale—Fine Furniture, Etc., by C.
21. Dorsett.
Leoal Notices—Notice to Debtors and Cred
itors Estate of F. M. Threadcraft.
Boys Drowned—B. H. Levy & Bro.
Steamship Schedule—Ocean Steamship Com
pany.
Cheap Column advertisements— Help Want-
Id; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Sale ;
fcost. Personal . Miscellaneous.
Successive disasters common to agricul
tural communities are said to have
blighted aud a' most wholly destroyed the
potato crop in Pennsylvania. But the pros
peots are still propitious in Kansas and
Farmer Ingalls has not been heard to utter a
word of complaint. Agriculturists should
keep an eye upon tho great potato propa
gator.
As an evidence of the rapid commercial
advancement of Brazil nothing more
characteristic could be cited than the great
rubber trust in tho hands of native capital
ists that oontrols almost the whole product
of Para rubber that supplies the world.
Evidently the Brazilians have an eye to
their own advantage, and they may put up
the price of golosches on us.
Harmony has not yet consented to peroh
upon the banners of the Irish agitators.
Nor has anything resembling it been dis
covered lurking about the site where the
rival leaders last measured shillalahs.
About $15,000 in cash is also missing in au
unaccountable manner from tho patriotic
funds. That also manifests no: the slight
est inclination to come back to Erin.
By the aid of a thorough microeoopical
examination and a system of labeling in
spected meat Secretary Husk, of the great
United States bean bureau,intends to make
a desperate effort to in trod uce American
pork into the cuisine of France and Ger
many. Should he succeed Chicago will
probably attempt to bare him nominated
tor President at the next convention.
Famine is again greatly feared in India.
Large exportations of grain have greatly
frightened the natives, who staud in con
stant nervous dread that the supplies will
be'exhausted and suffering ensue. But
there is nothing to prevent supplying the
deficiencies of exportation by importations
from abroad. Doubtless Russia and the
Unite! Btates could spare a great deal with
out serious inconvenience.
Some bold Minnes-tans have actually had
the unparalleled audacity to proposo unit
ing St. . Faul and Minneapolis. W hy, if
thby held a public meeting for the purpose
out there delegates from one town could
hardly be induced to attend an assemblage
in the other,aDd if any one should venture to
call the name of one town before the other in
offering such a resolution it would probably
result in a free fight. It is not very likely
that the northwestern twins will ever be
aarmoniously united.
Dictator Barriilas is said to be encoun
tering many difficulties in the formation of
his new cabinet. Probab.y that is largely
due to the widespread apprehension
throughout Gautemala that his adminis
tration is likely to prove a stormy one, and
the sagacious politicians of the country do
not care to become involved in the
prospective warfare with to unpopular a
leader. Still, the president goes right ahead
and puts in such men as be can trust, and
fills all other vacancies himself. They have
•ome original ways of conducting a republic
down in Central America.
Surprise is a very mild word to describe
the sensation it would create throughout
the country should Secretary Foster ad
here to his reported purpose of appointing
Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland as the re
quired female member of the national im
migration board. Except the recommenda
tion of the Woman’s Christian Temperance
Union there is no pressure for the sister of
the ex President, who has not oven inti
mated a desire for the place. Possibly that
is the secretary’s reason for appointing her
In tho face of the protests of the ultra
suffrage women. Doubtless she would
make a good commissioner.
Seeking: Advantages In the South.
Judging; from the tone of some of the
Boston papers New England cherishes no
little bitterness toward everything and
everybody that has been direotly or indi
rectly instrumental in the recent removal
I of so many of hor established industries to
other states where the conditions are more
favorable to profitable business. Of course
it would not be fair to ascribe this resent
ment to the fact that all of these migratory
enterprises are locating in southern states.
So narrow a prejudice would be altogether
unworthy of the enlightened intelligence that
New England has always boasted. There
fore it cannot fairly be suspected.
These migrations of industry are part of
a natural development in which prejudice
cannot in the nature of things have any
part. Such removals are exceedingly ex -
pensive and would oertainly not be under
taken if the owners and operators of the
property did not see that the accruing
advantages from such a course are over
whelmingly in tbeir favor. With them it
is Bimply a cold calculation in doliai sand
cents. As New Englanders they would not
be at all likely to “pull up stakes” on their
native heaths and move their established
homes, endeared to them by every associa
tion, and their developed business, to which
years of toil and constant application have
Leon given to build up, to anew and far
distant location if the pecuniary induce
ments were not groat and indisputable.
Despite the declaration of Gov. Ames
that “No natural disadvantages have
caused this large loss to New England,’ 1 the
fact stares us in the face that the South
Boston Iron Works and the Exeter Ma
chine Works have almost simultaneously
moved south from Massachusetts and New
Hampsoiie respectively for no other reason
than that they can secure fuel supplies and
raw material in Alabama and Kentucky
very much cheaper than they could in
Boston and Exeter. And they could not
successfully compete with southern mills
while they remained at their former loca
tion. That’S all there is of it. It was sim
ply a matter of businoss. They found them
selves foroed to the changes they have
made in order to keep abreast of competi
tion in the linn of trade in which they are
engaged.
There are many other eastern indus
tries that could be far more profitably con
ducted in the southern states than whero
they now are, and their ultimate removal
is only a matter of time. There is plonty
of room in the south for them all.
Menacing the Monarchy.
Within the whole history of England the
press of the Halted Kingdom has never be
fore been so outspoken in its condemnation
of tbe heir to the throne as it has during
the ten days following the notorious bac
carat trial in London.
It seems to be an accepted hypothesis that
Sir W. Gordon-Cumming has been victim
ized in order that the Prince of Wales might
be (pared annoyance. This theory is essen
tially based upon the assumption that
the future King of England has acted
in the affair not only selfishly but in
a manner that cannot be considered
anything short of dishonorable. To be
lieve in Sir William in the way tho publie
demonstrations of the people clearly show
they do Is to not only measurably discredit
the sworn testimony of their future sover
eign, but to impute to him the rather base
act of disclosing a secret that he had pledged
himself to keep inviolate. Very naturally
this plainly visible trend of public opinion
is sorely galling and deeply humiliating to
the prince, us it well might be to a man of
far humbler station. All the snubs that his
social set can aim at Sir William can afford
his accredited highness but very little con
solation while be rests under the palpably
manifest withering contempt of the
great mass of his probable
future subjects, whom he has
long been wont to regard as far be
neath him. But it could not afford even an
emperor much satisfaction to know that ho
was an object of honest contempt to a mere
street scavenger, and to know furthorino.e
that he deserved it.
But it is not so much the scorn of the peo
ple that bears down particularly hard upon
the prince. Line the majority of dissolute
princes the accuraulati. of years and debts
and worldly experience has rendered him
more or less callous to censure, and, above
all things, inordinately selfish. It is the in
telligent ami caustic comments of the press
th a t particularly irritate and stln g ac and alarm
him. It is the scathing force of press cen
sure that may evoke a tide of public con
demnation that may cost him his prospect
ive crown. That’s what worries the prince.
Human meanness is often exemplified in
all sorts of small ways. But the meanest
woman heard of this season is one Mrs.
Mary Purdy who brings unnecessary odium
upon New Jersey by living at Paterson.
When a very intelligent dog belonging to a
Mr. John Whalen found Mrs. Purdy’s 12-
year-old son, Michael, floundering around
in the Morris canal somewhat over his
depth the other day, the benevolent beast
caught the boy by the hair of his head and
swain ashore with him. But in doing so
the dog accidentally scratched the lad’s face
quite severely. Now Mrs. Purdy has
brought suit against Mr. Whalen for “keep
ing a vicious dog.” If the meanness of that
action can be exceeded the manner has not
yet bien devised. That woman ought to be
laughed out of court, os she probably will
be.
To allay the prevalent suspicion that he
married for money Sir William Gordon-
Cumming has thought proper to communi
cate to the press a statement to the effect
that his income was ample before he was
married, and that he was quite able to “pay
the cost of his suit without seriously impair
ing his estate.” As the said ousts only
amounted to some $12,500 the latter state
ment does not sound unreasonable. Still
there was really no apparent reason for
drawing up a financial balance sheet of bis
affairs for the benefit of the general public.
It is somewhat in the Dature of an acknowl
edgment of doubtful pecuniary standing.
Why or how Guatemala should wish or
expect to be auuexed to the United States
is not as clear as it might be. There is a
go wily sized strip of intervening territory
between the two countries that could not
conveniently be disposed of even though
the United States was perfectly willing to
consummate such an arrangement. An
nexing territory that doesn’t touch our
borders anywhere is not an easy matter.
Great prosperity is reported in Brazil. So
large a coffee orop has not been in prospect
at this season for maDy years. Brazilian
bonds are on the rise in European markets,
and every indication appears favorable to
the growth and progress of the country in
wealth as well as independence. Wise and
conservative government will sustain this
very satisfactory condition of affairs.
THE MORNING NEWS: MONDAY, JUNE 22, 1891.
Contest for tbe Convention.
There is a good deal of work being done
by those cities which want tbe national
democratic convention to be held within
tbeir limits. There is no contest with re
spect to the national republican convention.
It is admitted that it will beheld in Chicago.
The member of the national demo
cratic committee from Missouri is doing
all he can to have the demo -
cratio convention held in St. Louis. In
his view that city Is about the center of
everything, and a St. Louis man is liable to
lose his temper if told that there are more
desirable places than that city in which to
hold the convention. *
It is understood that Mr. Brice, chairman
of the national democratio committee,
would like to have the convention meet in
New York. His wishes will have great
weight, but it is doubtful if either the south
or the west will favor New York. They
are rather afraid of the local influences of
that city. Tammany Bears* Hem. They
would like to get as far from Ta‘mmany as
possible, though it is difficult to see; how
that organization could unduly influenoe
the convention.
There are other cities, also, which are ask
ing for the convention. One of them is
Chicago, and another is Cincinnati. And
even San Francisco has a lingering hope
that she will find favor in the eyes of the
national committee.
It is probable that the convention will be
held in either St. Louis or Chicago. The
lecation of either is sufficiently central. And
probably there is more to be said in behalf
of St. Louis than Chicago.
Policy of Canada’s New Premier.
Under the new premier the course of
politics in Canada will attract much atten
tion and command a great deal of Interest
on this side of the line because of the com
munity of Interests existing between the
Dominion and the United States. But the
belief seems to be quite general among
well iuformed politicians that the better
understanding between the two countries
that Sir John MacDonald had come to re
gard as not only advantageous but essen
tial to tbe growth of reciprocal commercial
relations is indefinitely retarded by the exi
gency that necessitated this change of min
istry. All that Sir John Mac-
Donald so long combated ana had
only very lately been brought to recognize
as wise and in every way desirable in
tho international policy of the United
States has yet to be studied and analyzed
and approved by the new premier—unless
he waa one of the intimate and confidential
advisers of the late ohief minister. In that
event the process may prove much shorter.
Although Premier Abbott is a man of
long political experience and intimate
acquaintance with the affairs of the Do
minion he has Dover before attained to that
degree of eminence which brings a man con
spicuously before the world as a familiar
figure. Still these modest and comparatively
obscure men sometimes suddenly develop
abilities of surprising breadth and strength.
And the new Canadiuu premier may prove
to be one of these modest geniuses of state
craft.
But Mr. Abbott is clearly not the sort of
man to go into a political fight against large
odds and rescue his party from the very
verge of defeat in the way the late premier
did. Only to his aggressive methods and
strong personality is attributed the recent
narrow escape from defeat of the conserva
tive party. Whether the new minister can
manage to maintain the supremacy of his
party against the popular leaders and policy
of the liberals is a matter of no little doubt.
At all events Premier Abbott makes an
eminently respectable leader of the con
servative hosts to fill in an open interval
between the long administration of Sir
John MacDonald and the ultimate accession
of the liberals. But he can scarcely avoid
yielding to the growing pressure that his
predecessor was finally forced to measurably
recognize in favor of unrestricted trsfllc
with the United States. Public sentiment
on that point in the Dominion has become
too strong to be ignored.
Two western governors are about to come
to an open declaration of war. After steal
ing a horse in Wyoming a thief named
Kingan escaped iuto Nebraska and was pur
sued and captured by indignant Wyoming
ers who took him back into their state and
sentenced him to the penitentiary. Now
the brevet governor of Nebraska has made
a peremptory demand for the culprit, which
has met with an equally positive refusal. But
the enterprising executive of Nebraska
threatens to invade the state of Wyoming
at the head of all the state troops and take
the prisoner by main strength and awkward
ness if he can’t bo got in any other way.
Hostilities have not yet begun, however.
Such a comical dilemma is not wholly un
accountable. Bearing in mind the way in
which Gov. Thayer got possession of the
gubernatorial chair of Nebraska no one
can reasonably wonder that he should sym
pathize with a horse thief.
While CoL Ward Worker Dudlev of
* ‘blocks-of-flve” fame is heartily in for any
scheme to down Harrison in the
presidential race he thinks that the
recent demonstration in Indiana was
premature, and does not hesitate to say
that tho participants acted “like blamed
feols.” Reasonably enough the colonel
thinks such a demonstration would be de
cidedly more timely eighteen months hence.
With the machine at bis command and this
warning of wbat he has to contend with
and prepare for so far in advance it is not
likely that Harrison can be deprived of the
delegation from his own state. Opponents
are only strengthening his position by
Bhowing their strength and disclosing their
tactics so far ahead of the conflict. In that
they betray a degree of weakness that must
encourage their enemy.
Agitator Marietta Bones is after the South
Dak ->ta suffrage sisters for $50,000 damages
for alleged defamation of character. Owing
to a recent row with the veteran CoL Susan
B. Anthony, Sister Bones took occasion to
make a few vigoroui and homely remarks
expressive of her views upon the colonel and
subjects in dispute. Thereupon the whole
sisterhood “got together” and “got baokat”
Sister Bones in a set of blighting resolutions
that did mightily rile the said sister. Now
she’s after back hair and cash to the value
of $5U,000. Just wait until these good sisters
get a firm grip on the polls and there is
going to be some old fas honed hair pulling
at the first closely contested election that
shall ensue thereatter.
Report* from the west state that Farmer
iDgalls is now engaged much more olosely
in some mysterious sort of work that In
volves a great deal of writing than he is in
watching the succulent potato in its bloom.
Still the great potato propagator has never
announced any weakening of his great faith
in the great American potato.
PERSONAL.
Bishop-elect Philip Brooks acted as chap
lain of tbe opening of the new federal court of
appeals in Boston last wee.
Sara Bernhardt has just bought a large
tract of land in a suburb of i’aris for $52,000, all
made during her recent American tour.
Mrs. .Mary Smith Harvard, vice president of
the Nebraska Woman Suffrage Association,
runs a millinery establishment in Chadron.
Donald G. Mitchell, tbe author of "Reveries
of a Bachelor,” was a graduate of Yale, claas
of 1841. and takes part in the semi-centennial
observance this year.
The venerable mother of Opie P. Read died
recently at her home in Portland. She was 79
years old. and the mother of eleven children,
only four of whom survive her.
Senator Blackburn’s daughters are ardent
admirers of thoroughbred horses. They are
always to he seen at the Lexington races, and
are thoroughly accomplished in equine lore.
Lady Harcourt. the historian Motley’s
daughter, is one of the cleverest women in Lon
don society. She is very handsome and has
more than a local celebrity because of ner wit.
Next to Senator Hoar, Senator Evarts has
had more college titles conferred upon him than
any member of either h< :UKe of the last congress.
He has reoeived degrees from Harvard, Yale
and Union colleges.
The Metropolitan Michael of Servia has given
his consent to the proposed marriage of the ex-
King Milan. It is said that Milan sent 40,000
francs to the tailor of his mistress after receiv
ing the 1,000,000 francs from the state.
Count Douglass, a member of the German
Reichstag, who has become a great favorite
with the emperor, is a descendant of the fa
mous Scotch family. He is now one of the
wealthiest land proprietors of Prussia.
A young daughter of Joachim, the famous
violinist, recently made her debut as an opera
singer at Elberfeidt. and made such a brilliant
success that she was immediately engaged for
the winter season at the Leipsic opera house.
The Servian bov King Alexander Is a sturdy
lad of 14, with keen eyes and an intellectual
face, but he is as self-willed and stubborn as
any royal child. He has been well educated,
and speaks German, French and English in ad
dition to bis native tongue.
John Jacob Astor and Mrs. Astor have or
gan ized a coaching tour through the south of
England, and have hired a coach and horses
with two grooms ad ,i!.jo a week. The party will
include Lispenard, Stewart. Mrs. Livingston
aud Miss Leiter. Hr. and Mrs. Astor will prob
ably be presented to the queen at the next
drawing-room.
The Queen of Spain’s reason for retarding
the completion of the palace which is being
built at San Sebastian has at last been divulged.
The palace is built privately by the queen, and
it is in order to prevent overdrawing her bank
account that she has determined to havo the
bunding finished only in the course of next
year, when she will bo able to pay the archi
tects.
R. H. Lyman, who has just been appointed
managing editor of the New York Recorder , is
an uncommonly well-equipped and clever news
paper man. He graduated from Yale in 188-4,
and worked a couple of years on the Springfield
Republican. Thence he went on the New York
Herald, in whose service he has been in as high
positions as nows editor and city editor of the
London edition. At one time, owing to a Ben
nett freak, he became a copy cutter.
BRIGHT BITS.
Job once said the ostrich was the most foolish
of all animals. The man who takes a pug dog
out for its morning walk wns not allowed to ex
ist in Job’s time.—Yew York Recorder.
De Bekrk— Your painting has one quality at
least, that of innocence.
De Smeere—lnnocence?
De Beere—Yes. It is so art -less.—Yew York
Telegram.
Wrong Chin—How muchee little lawtehee?
French Jeweler—A hundred dollars.
Wrong Chin—O lats! Me glettee ’melican
lawteh heap muchee blig slix dlollee.—Jeuel
ert ’ Weekly.
“I understand that he presented her with
SICO.OOO on their wending day.”
“H'ml” replied Mrs. Jackson-Parke, "that’s
anew scheme, isn't it; getting the alimony in
advance?”— lndianapolis Journal.
Jumpuppe— Confound these theosopbists. j
Jasper—Why?
Jumpuppe—They convinced my wife that she
has seven bodies, and she went off and bought
a dress for each one.—Toronto Mail.
When Satan grasps a new guest’s hand
And starts to show him through,
He first inquires in accent bland
“Is it hot enough for you?”
—Chicago Tribune.
Miss Murray Hill—Do you like pastel color
ing, Mr. Breezy?
slr. Breezy-Well, no; I can't say that I do.
I've heard that some of it is poisonous. Plain
white molasses is good enough forme.— hew
York Telegram.
"Ah, my friend, creeds are nothing. The
actions are everything. We judge a man by
what we see him do.”
"Not always. There's the lazy man, for in
stance. We judge him by what we don’t see
him do.”—Yew York Press.
“After being at the Paris exposition, I don’t
suppose you will care to go to the next world's
fair, Miss .Turneigh?"
“Well, no; even if I was sure there would be a
fair In the next world 1 am in no special hurry
to go there.”— Detroit Itee Press.
First Photographer—Goethe must have
taken an interest In photography up to the day
of his death
Second photographer—Why?
First Photographer—Because his dying words
were, “Light, more light Photographic
Times.
Rev. Blowhard Blucher (colored, denounc
ing the extravagance of his congregation;—l
tells yo\ brederin an’ sistern, jewelry had its
origin 'mong savages.
Deacon Sharp (interrupting)—l beg yer pah
don, Brudder Blucher, but whar you’ ’riginate
yer own se’f?— Jewelers' Weekly.
“1 tell you, they're an attractive set, these
photographers.”
"For any special reason?”
“You see they have such taking ways about
them."
“Yes, but they might be looked upon as
thieves for the same reason.— Photographic
Times.
“ And the heathen cooked the missionary in
his clothes?”
"They did.”
“They were hungry, I suppose, and couldn’t
take time to undress him.”
“No. I guess it was for the seasoning. You
see he had on a pepper and salt suit. Yew
York Press.
On a Pier at San Francisco—(Stout Teuton
suddenly recognizes a friend)—Stout Teuton—
Vy, Otto Kaulfuss, ven did you got here?
Otto (stoically)—Yoost now.
S. T.—Vich way did you come, der Horn
around ?
Otto—No-o-o, I * deedn’t come dbat vay.
S. T.—Veil, dhen, you commt der eostbmus
across?
Otto—No-o-o, I deedn’t see some eesthmus!
S. T. - So-o-oh! Ah, I onderstand, you commt
der plains of-r!
Otto- -No, I deedn't come dbat vay, eidher,
S. T.—Vy den, Otto! you don’d arrived yet!
He subsequently learned that Otto came "de
Mexico t'rough .”— Brooklyn Life.
CURRENT COMMENT.
His Defeat Is Provided For.
From the New York Advertiser.
Why should the western republicans “con
coct a schemo to beat Harrison?" Tee demo
crats will attend to that.
Both Are Pretty Bad.
From the New York World ( Dem.).
Asa question of "honor,” which Is worse—to
cheat at cards or to betray a friend’s cause,
after a sacred pledge of secrecy, to a female
favorite?
Fears Not the Foreigner.
From the Chicago Mail (tnd. ).
Col. Cockerill certainly is one of the nerviest
men of his time. Otherwise he would not at
tempt the startling innovation of publishing a
raper that is "American in every bone and
fiber" in New York.
Scooting West in Search of Solaoe.
From the Chicago Inter Ocean (Rep.).
No wonder the wide-awake boys and girls are
moving west." when eastern grand juries, like
that in Philadelphia, call “hugging and kissing
Assault and battery ” and Boston fines a man
$lO for klssjng ht Own wife.
in time saves nine,” and if you
take Mood’s Sarsaparilla now it may save
months of future possible sicknfcss.— Ad.
Another Storm.
Jesse Morton was a man who loved to tell a
large story, and it cannot be denied that his
flow of language and ideas was such as often to
j involve him in considerable confusion in case
! he aappened to ba cross-questioned in regard
to the particulars of his thrilling tales. One
evening he was entertaining two •■drummers.”
at the village store, says Youth'* Companion,
with an account of a terrible snowstorm which
had nearly buried the village some ten years
before.
Jesse was in the full tide of narration and en
joying himself to the top of his bent, half
sitting on the counter, and knocking his heels
against its support occasionally, if he made a
particularly impressive point.
“Well,” he was saying. “I’ve pictered out to
ye jest the kind of an afternoon’t had been, an’
what I’d said to Sairy; but ’twarn’t no manner
o’ use ai gurin' with her; sne was set to go, an’
go she would! So I give in, au’ got aout tbe
old mare, au’ hitched her inter the pung, an’ we
started.
“There warn’t no snow at all on the ground
then to speak of, an’ the old pung scraped along
considduble bubbly, an’ Sairy she warn’t over’n
above pleasant abaout it. But 1 told her there’d
be snow enough ’fore we got them twelve miles
over to Enoch's an’ back, an' sure enough—•”
Here the evening mail arrived, and Jesse
hurried to the door for a word with the stage
driver, and all was b .sue and excitement for u
few minute-. Jesse evidently forgot about his
story, but he was stopped by one of the drum
mers just as he wse marching out of the store
with his eveniog paper.
“Finish that story you were telling us—that
tremendous snowstorm," deminded the young
man.
“O, yes,” said Jesse, with an air of slight
reluctance, “let’s see, where was I? ’
“About three miles on the way to Enoch’s,”
prompted the seeker for information.
'‘Well, there ain't time now for me to do that
storm jestice.” saidJosse. with his most judicial
manner; “but I’ll tell ye this or.e tding abaout
it: before we'd made out to gel clear'n over to
Enoch's, the enow was up to the hubs o. aour
wheels!”
"But I thought you were in a pung,” said his
listener, with a sarcastic smile.
Jesse gave a sort of gasp, and then, gather
ing together his bundles, he said with a glance
full or reproach.
“That Jest comes o’ my bein’ so interrupted,
an’ havin’ the words driv’ out'n my head by
that plaguy ccach coinin’ un. It slipped my
mind which storm I was toilin' you abaout, fur
the circumstances was so amazin’ similar.
“It was the pung, I rec'lloct now, but there
was full as much snow before we got to Enoch’s,
as I've stated; an’ as you’ve got such a surDris
in’ head, young man, probably you can figger
fer yerself where ’twoulil come to, on the oid
pung, an’ I’ll bid ye good evenin’!”
Then Jesse stepped out of the store with
much dignity, leaving tbe drummer with tho
feeling that somehow or other he had been en
tirely in the wrong, and exceedingly rude, iuto
the bargain.
Mehltable Makii g Douahnuta.
Mary A. Deniton in Youth's Companion.
The fun we’ve had. my ancient chum.
In the old farm-house, yonder!
That gable end was where we slept—
Who sleeps there now, I wonder?
The moon lights up the big red barn,
And glides along the clover,
I tell you ’twas a nappy life,
I’d like to live it over.
But best of all, 10 us, was when
Mehitable, our cousin.
Rolled out the doughnuts on a boarA
Ah, many a baker’s dozen.
For Hitty was a winsome girl,
With country ways and graces:
Somehow you don’t find just that look
In any city faces.
I see her now—her eyes so blue!
I called ’em just entrancin’.
The dimples both in cheek an’ chin,
They seemed forever dancin’;
Her merry laugh, her sleeves tucked up,
Her hair combed off her for’ed.
Leavin’ it soft an’ white an’ round—
She thought that bangs were horrid;
Her hands upon the rollin’ pin.
No rings upon her fingers.
The memory of that happy time.
It sort o’ comes an’ lingers
Then, when the dough was cut in shape,
An’ bits left over, maybe,
She’d, laughing, make an elephant,
Or all sorts of a gaby
Foryou an’ me, but of the rest.
Such hearts an’ rounds an' twisters!
And threw ’em In tbe kettle, where
They plumped with rich brown blisters;
Then quicz sne’d turn ’em with a fork.
An’ daintily she’d set ’em.
And land ’em—well, we boys did that
As hot os we could get ’em.
To-day the farm’s in stranger hands.
The blackberry hills built over,
The town has raised a big stone hall.
Right where we picked the clover;
Mehitable’s a grandma now.
An' livin’ in the city.
Her husband Is a millionaire,
So you au’ I lost Hitty;
But we old boys sometimes review
The scenes where memory’s laid ’em,
An’ call to mind the doughnuts hot.
And how we boys would raid ’em;
I’ve never tasted doughnuts since,
As nice as Hitty made ’em.
Looks Like Wales.
Congressman Ashbel P. Fitch bears a striking
resemblance to the Prince of Wales, says the
New York World, and on that account has had
a good deal of fun poked at him since his royal
highness became so prominent as a baccarat
banker In ISB4 Mr. Fiich was in Europe on
business.
He had occasion to visit the little town of
Coburg, and it happened that the Prince of
Waies was expected there just at that time.
A wealthy resident of that town, whose guest
Mr. Fitch was to be, bethought him ot playing
the New Yorker off on the townspeople for the
prince, and the deception was not difficult to
put in practice. Toe crowd, who bad seen the
prince's pictures, recognized him immeoiately
in the person of Mr. Fitch, and his frionds en
couraged the mistake.
The consequence was that Mr. Fitch got such
a reception in OoDurg as seldom falls to the lot
of an American abroad. A stately carriage
waited for him at the railway station, and the
coachman who drove the horses and the foot
man who opened and closed the carriage door
were dressed up in gorgeous livery.
As soon as Mr. Fitch appeared the crowd
began to cheer and shout “Long live the Prince
of Wales!” All along the wav the townspeople,
who had collected on the sidewalks, cheered and
waved theirhats and handkerchiefe and shout-d
at the occupants of the carriage: "Longlive the
Prince of Wales!”
The situation wns not explained to Mr. Fitch
until he arrived at the residence of his host,
when he learned that be had received the public
ovation which had been intended for the heir to
England's throne. The congressman soys he
didn’t care so much about being mistnken for
the Prince of Wales at that time, but be would
not like to have anything of the kind happen
now.
How Whittier Helped a Little Girl.
A correspondent of the Bcston Post tells this
anecdote of the poet Whittier’s success in aid
ing a little girl at a school examination. “You
know Whittier's love for children. The aged
poet one winter renewed his youth in a hand
some overcoat of the purest ulster pattern, clad
with which he attended a school examinatioa
up among the hills so dear to him. He was
standing beside the teacher, who was catechis
ing a dimpled little dot in geography.
M •What are the provinces of Ireiand?’asked
the teacher.
“ Potatoes, whisky, aldermen, patriotism,’
begun the child.
“ "No, no,’ interrupted the teacher;‘l didn’t
mean products; I said ‘provisoes ’ ’
“ ‘On” said the girl, ‘CoDnaught, Leinster,
Munster and and—’
"Here she stuck, put her chubby finger into
her rosebud mouth, and sought inspiration suc
cessively witn her toes, the corner of apron,
the ceiling and the poet. All children love the
old Quaker poet’s kindly face. He smiled; her
face nrizhtenid sympathetically. The entente
cordiale had been established between them.
He patted his ulster significantly; she looked
at him inquiringly. He nodded and she burst
out with:
‘“Oh, Miss Simmons! I know now! They
are Connaught, Leinster, Munster and Over
coat!"
Never Forget a Friend. *
“When Gen. Grant returned to St. Louis after
his famous tour around the worid,” said
a Missourian to the Bt. Louis Republic, “I heard
him make a remark which removed from my
mind all the prejudices I ever had against him
as the commander of the federal army of the
United States. He stopped at the Southern
hotel and had a steady stream of callers —old
friends who bad known him in his adversity
and his poverty. I was sitting in the parlor one
day when an elderly lady called and wanted to
see Gen. Gram. She was promptly admitted.
“ 'General,' she said. T don’t suppose you will
remember me. as you have met so maDy people
since I saw you last.'
“ ‘Madam,’ said the general, ‘I never yet for
got a friend. Don't you remember the day
when some of your people picked me out of the
gutter, took me to your house and gave me a
clean shirt? And don’t you remember how you
nursed me back to health and strength inside of
two days? I hope you have forgotten all that,
but I haven’t. 1 nover shall forget it, either.”
ITBMS OF INTEREST.
Father John Hauptmann, a German priest in
Brooklyn, who lately died, commemorated the
death of his housekeeper by a $20,000 monu
ment made in Italy. A full length figure of
the housekeeper was depicted in granite, and
this was placed on her grave. Opposite it a
statue of l ather Hauptmann, w ith prayer book
in liana, was erected, showing him looking with
admiration upon the image of his deceased
servant. Bishop Loughlin ordered the priest to
remove his ow n %tatue. which he did with re
luctance.
A singular freak of nature has manifested
itself in Saratoga. Mrs. Mary Francis, when
she was young aDd also while she was in the
prime of life, had very black eyes and a beauti
ful head of very black hair. She is about 70
years old now, in good health, and a rich widow.
When she was about 50 her hair began to turn
white, and in a few years the whole of it was as
white as snow, and so remained until about a
year ago, when it began to turn black again,
and has now, without the use of any artificial
means and purely as a freak of nature, aimost
wholly returned to its original color, and is as
long and silky as when she was a young woman.
A mono the curious treasures cherished by the
famous songstresses, Patti and Nilsson, with
greater affection than any peculiar jeweled
souvenirs of later days, are the little common
toy violin on whicn Nilsson learned to play
When four, years of age, and the beautifully
appareled doll named Henrietta, presented to
tbe little seven-year Adelina, at her first con
cert in New York. Of considerable more value
is a ring with a sapphire eye. in which a dia
mond tear glitters, and an exquisite rose of
gems, which Romo unknown admirer threw in
side her door, having the inscription of her
favoriie song. “The Last Rose.” Patti’s latest
gift is a bangle of flue gold lines, representing a
slave set with notes la, do. ra. in large diamonds,
to signify that she was i'adoree of the people
stili.
A correspondent of the Wilmington (Del.)
yen, who has mado the ascent of Popocat
epetl, the highest mountain in Mexico, with an
altitude of 17,870 feet, thus describes his sensa
tions: “I shall never be able to pen adequately
the fearful cold, the amount of my own indi
vidual suffering and intense anxiety for safety
of life aud limb. My breathing apparatus
almost collapsed. At one time I counted thirty
five respirations to the minute—about double
the uormal number. With the increased action
of the heart oame increased pulsation, and from
about eighty beats before I started the pulse
ran rapidly to upward of 120 per minute—a
hard, wiry, jerky pulse. I had strong, burning,
tingling sensations in the ears, my hearing be
came very much impaired, and a slight bleeding
at the nose. To all these afflictions was added
the intensity of the cold.”
It Is a long time since any deliverance on the
part of an English judge has been so severely
and so generally condemned as the summing up
of Lord Uoleridge in the baccarat case; and the
prevalent sentiment was expressed by a learned
gentleman, who remarked: “I had not known
until to-day that the lord chief justice was re
tained for the defendants." Another distin
guished auditordescribed the summing up as a
supplementary speech for the defense. Lord
Coleridge angrily oawled out: “Silence; this is
not a theater,” when the people in the court
ioudjy applauded Sir Edward Clarke’s speech;
wt-ereupou a person at tbe back of the room re
torted: “You have made it so.’’ The bench
certainly presented a scandalous sight, all
things considered, during the trial; and I hear
that the queen expressed her sentiments freely
on the subject, with the result that several
ladies, who, it was stated by the daily papers
had been present, have been taking great pains
to lot everybody know that the reporters were
mistaken, tor they were not near the court.
Labouchere says in London Truth: "I learn
that the German emperor has thought fit to ex
press his sentiments respecting the baccarat
case in a letter to tne queen. The relations ex
isting between the emperor and the Prince of
Wales have never been cordial- William has
not forgiven bis uncle for so warmly taking
the part ot the Empress Frederick in tbe lamily
quarrel which scandalized Europe three years
ago. The emperor, therefore, seized with de
light this chance of snubbing his uncle
by criticising his conduct, complaining of
it and protesting against it from a mil
tary point of view. Under ordinary
circumstances, the enmeror's letter would bo
regarded as impertinent and meddling in mat
ters in which he has no concern; but, unluckily,
his majesty finds an excellent excuse for cen
suriug sharply the prince’s strange mathod of
dealing with the alleged offense against mili
tary honor, in the fact that his royal highness
is the colonel of tho Prussian regiment of
Blucher Hussars. Tbe emperor’s severe disser
tation will be very bitterly resented, especially
as he takes, as ussal, the God-Almighty-to a
black-beetie-tone, which is exceedingly exasper
ating.”
One of the most respected criminal lawyers
in Quebec recounted recently th“ daring scheme
of an American firm of law publishers to black
mail members of the legal fraternity. A can
vasser of this firm, it semis, offers for an an
nual subscription of $lO a law report published
in the United .States, which will contain all the
points in the principal lawsuits in the courts
of that country. The publication turns out to
lie worthless and at the end of the year the sub
sorlber is satisfied that he has been victimized,
and therefore discontinues his subscription. The
publishing firm then write him that unless
ho keeps on paying $lO par year they will
publish his name iu their black list and ruin
him in his on city by writing circulars to tne
commercial classes stating that he is an unfit
person to whom to Intrust business, being in
temperate and dishonest. Attempts to extort
blackmail in this peculiar manner have
been made on several Quebec law
yers. who have determined to bring
the guilty parties to punishment. Mondav last
the Batonier of the Quebec liar decided to com
voke a meeting of all the members of the legal
profession to take action in the matter.
Among the victims of this American firm of
blackmailers in Quebec are Messrs. F. X.
Lemieux and Achiile Carrier.
The following extracts from the letters of
Daniel Webster and his broth’er Ezekiel will in
dicate how the young men had to struggle with
poverty through their college days. The reader
will remember that the home farm was mort
gaged to pay Daniel's expenses through college,
and when it was proposed to give Ezekiel similar
advantages the father and mother held a
council. "The farm is already mortgaged, " said
the old gentleman, “and if we send Ezekiel to
college it will take all we have; but tho boys
think they can take care of us.” It did not take
the strong-hearted, sagacious woman long to
decide the matter. “We can trust the boys,"
she said. So the matter was settled. Daniel
went back to Hanover, while Eneklel went,
bundle In haud, to Doctor Wood’s
and began the study of Latin, his
expenses being but a dollar a week. In Novem
ber, 1802, Daniel was at home in Salisbury, while
Ezekiel was struggling: with poverty at Hano
ver Funds were getting low in the Webster
homestead. Daniel writes under date of Nov.
4. “Now, Zeke, you will not read half a sen
tance, no. not one syllable before you have thor
oughly searched this sheet for scrip; but my
word for it, you’ll find no scrip tere. We held
a sanhedrim this morning on the subject of
cosh. Could not hit upon any way to get you
any. Just before we went away to hang our
selves through disappointment it came into our
heads tnat next week might do. The truth is,
father had au execution against Hubbard of
North Chester for about SIOO. The money was
collecting and just ready to drop into the hands
of the creditors, when Hubbard suddenly died.
This, you see, stays the execution till the long
process of administering is completed. I have
now by me 2 cents in lawful federal*
currency. Next weak 1 shall send them, if they
be all. We are all here just in the old way, al
ways behind and lacking. Bovs digging pota
toes with frozen fingers, and girls washing with
out wcod.” Ezekiel writes to Daniel at about
tho same time, the two letters probably cross
ing each other. "These coid, frosty mornings
very sensibly inform me that I want a warm
great-coat. I wish, Daniel, it might be conven
ient to s nd me cloth for one, otherwise l shall
be necessitated to purchase oue here. Ido not
care what color it is—anything that will keep
the frost out. Some kind of shaggy cloth, I
think, would be cheapest. lieacon I’ettingill
has written, offering me sl4 a month to keep
sehool. I believe I shall take it. Money, Dan,
money! As I was walking down to the office
after a letter, I happened to have 1 cent, which
is the only money I have had since the second
day after I came on. It is a fact, Dan, that I
was called on for a dollar where I owed It, and
borrowed it. and have borrowed It four times
since to pay those I borrowed of.”
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