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There is not as muoh talk about the ad*
journment of the legislature among the
members of that body as there was a ,few
weeks ago. It begins to look as if they were
preparing to stay in Atlanta until Christ
mas.
The fi tends of Mr. Fassett, the collector
of New York, are praising his grit and inde
pendence. They say that although he has
been in office only two weeks he baa snubbed
Russell Harrison, seized Fred Vanderbilt’s
yaoht and sold Mrs. Astor’s dresses, which
were held for duty. A bold young man U
Mr. Fassett.
Mr. H. C. Brown,editor of the Southern
Alliance Farmer, does not appear to have
the most profound respect for the Rev.
Bamuel Small. In the last issue of his
paper he refers to the Rev. Mr. Small as
“the most notorious religious and political
acrobat of the country." Such a reference
is likely to be regarded by the Rev. Mr.
Small as unkind.
Parson Crabtree, who expounds the gos
pel in a little ohurcb at Marshall, Ky., is a
bad man to tackle. On last Sunday several
rough characters attempted to interrupt
the services in his church. He had a re
volver under the cover of his open Bible on
the pulpit, and he stopped preaching peace
and inaugurated a war upon the unruly
roughs. The parson’s meetings will bo re
spected in future.
Col. Livingston doesn’t like to have it
said that he did not favor the bill which
provided for the acceptance of the confed
ate soldiers’ heme property. Asa matter
of fact he offered a resolution in the alli
ance convention, favoring acceptance of it,
but it is not a matter of much consequence
now, so far as the bill is concerned, what
bis position with regard to it was. Alliance
men considered his judgment in the matter
unsound.
Cupid has done Mr. John W. Turner, of
Minneapolis, an ugly turn. Mr. Turner had
a sweetheart whose name is Ella Terwillin
ger, and a very sweet sweetheart she was.
Mr. Turner was so “sweet on her" that he
Intended to marry her, but Cupid induced
her to flirt with another fellow, and Mr.
Turner lost his temper and straightway hired
a lawyer to bring a damage suit against
the fair Ella, placing bis damages at $5,000.
It is evident Cupid played considerable
havoc with Mr. Turner’s affections.
The report has been started that Civil Ser
vice Commissioner Roosevelt has resigned.
The vigorous report that he made recently
on the condition of the civil service in Bal
timore is pretty satisfactory evidence that
he is not yet tired of his job. He believes
that there is need of vigorous reform in the
civil service, and he will continue on the
line he is at present working as long os the
administration will permit him to do so.
.The republican leaders do not appreciate
him as he deserves. Indeed, it is probable
they would like to have him invited to step
down and out.
The enemies of Mr. Cleveland attempted
to make a point against him by asserting
that in the recent election in Kentucky the
democratic camjidate for governor reoeivod
as many votes as Mr. Cleveland did when
the latter ran for President, notwithstand
ing the total vote cast was’ smaller and a
third party was in the field. The Courier
journal. however, shows that this attack
on Mr. Cleveland is unfair. It says that
Mr. Cleveland received 53.31 per cent, of the
vote cast, while the democratic candidate
for governor in the late election received
only 50 per cent, of the vote cast. Truth is
mighty and will prevail.
The editor of the Southern Alliance
Farmer was very favorably impressed by
Savannah during bis recent visit with the
members of the legislature. In an article
review ing the visit he says: “Indeed, Sa
vannah is a grand port, and Georgia is
proud of her. Deep water at Savannah
and great railways centering there will give
us a direct trade with the world which no
other conditions can bring about. The
people of the sooth, west and northwest are
alike interested in this matter, and should
bring to beer upon congress every p visible
influence which can be used to secure deep
water for this, our greatest southeastern
port." There ia no doubt that alliancemen
of this state, and of all the states which are
interested in having deeper water In the
Savannah harbor, will use their utmost in
fluence in promoting the Savannah harbor
improvement.
Savannah’s Business for 1890-91.
The review of the trade and commerce
of Savannah, which appears ia this issue of
the Morning News, must be extremely
gratifying to the people of this city. It
shows that Savannah's business is growing
with remarkable rapidity. The value of
her business for the season of lv-d-ilO was
$133,500,00}, and for the season of 1330-91
was $153,553,090, aa increase of almost
$30,090,000. There can be no better evi
dence than this of her growth in material
wealth.
And the last season was not without its
drawbacks. The cottoi, although the
amount received was much greater than
that of any previous your, was rather poor
in quality, and the prices obtained for it
during the greater part of the season were
extremely low. These conditions had ade
pressing effect upon all kinds of business
and teaded to limit the volume of trade.
And the scarcity of money and several
financial disasters were not without a hurt
ful influence. Hut, notwithstanding these
things, Savannah’s business increased in
about every one of its important branches.
Tha increase in her cotton receipts at
tracted wide attention. She passed the
1,000,000 bales mark for the first time in
her history, and this she did several months
before the close of the season. The increase
in her cotton receipts for the year ending
Aug. 31,1590, over the previous year was
127,595 bales, and the increase last year
over the previous year was 183,091 bales,
the total receipts being very nearly 1,140,000
bales. This large annual increase justifies
the expectation that in the very near
future Savannah will receive almost, it not
quite, as muoh cotton as New Orleans. She
Las for years maintained her place as the
second ootton port of the country, aid as
her railroads are continually psnetrating
new territory, and as she has many ad
vantages not possessed by other pons, it is
reasonable to believe that her ambition to
become the first cotton port is not a hope
less one.
Her success in controlling sea island cotton
is a matter of surprise to her rivals For
the season just closed she handled two
thirds of the crop of that cotton. And it is
a class of cotton that is steadily Increasing
in amount.
Bavannah has long been recognized ns the
leading naval stores market of the world.
Those wno are always predicting that the
sources from which the naval stores are
drawn will soon be exhausted are year after
year astonished at the increase in Savan
nah's receipts of turpentine and rosin. It
was thought the high water mark had been
reached at the close of the season of 1890.
but, during the season that closed Aug. 31,
the reoeipta showod 11,000 more casks of
turpentine than wore received the year
before. It will be many years before the
pine forests are exhausted, and, iu the
meantime, the proportion of naval stores
Savannah handles will steadily grow larger.
And ns a lumber market Savannah holds
a proud position. The quality of the lum
ber she exports is better than that exported
from any other southern port, and she is sur
passed by only one port in the volume of
her exports, and that one is Pensacola. And
notwithstanding the fact that exports of
lumbor to South America about ceased last
year, owing to financial and other troubles
there, her exports were 9,000,000 feet greater
than the year before.
And nothing more clearly shows her
growing importance as a port than tho in
crease in her shipping. This increase is con
tinuous. For the year that onded Aug. 31,
1890, it was 190 vessels, and for the year
ending Aug. St, last, it was 97
vessels. The whole number of vessels which
cleared from the port last year was 2,236.
The commerce which furnishes cargoes for
so many vessels must be large indeed.
With such a commerce, growing as it is
with giant strides, would congress be justi
fied In hesitating to make such an appro
priation for Savannah harbor as would per
mit the speedy completion of the improve
ment which provides for a channel of twen
ty-six feet? The improvement in the har
bor that has been made already saves the
people annually an amount greater than the
entire sum the government has speut upon
the harbor.
Savannah’s wholesale business and manu
facturing enterprises increase in proportion
as her commerce increases. Last year the
volume of her wholesale business was
greater than ever before in her history, and
its prospects are very bright. One new
railroad will bo opened within a very few
weeks, and others are being built
Savannah. As soon as the monetary situ
ation improves they will be pushed forward
much more vigorously. They will open
new and valuable territory to Savannah
merchants, who will be quick to take pos
session of it. Enterprising and courageous,
they never hesitato to compete for new
business, and their traveling salesmen are
well known over a large part of the south
and west.
One of the best evidences of Savannah’s
prosperity is the unsupplied demand for
dwelling houses. More than seven hundred
bouses were built last year, and still there
is a constant complaint that houses cannot
be had. And the demand for real estate is
active. The scarcity of money has not
caused any decline in thfe prices of building
lots. This shows how strong confidence in
the future of the city is.
And confidence ought to be strong.
There are the best of reasons why it should
be. The immense Richmond Terminal
system, with its vast western connections,
and the great Plant system covering a large
part of three states are pouring their
wealth into her lap. And she is the ter
minus of the finest lines of coastwise steam
ers in tne world. It is not to be wondered
at, therefore, that her real estate is in de
mand and that she draws trade from far
distant sections of the country.
THE MORNING NEWS: FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1891.
If her people continue to stand shoulder to
shoulder in her behalf, and work earnestly
and judiciously f ->r her advancement,she will,
at the end of this oentury.be the most import
ant port of the south. Everything depends
upon her people. They have accomplished
much in the last ten years. They can ac
complish a great deal more in the next
ten.
The Glenn Reform Law.
The Morning News claims much of tho
credit for the Glenn bill, which has passed
the legislature, and which undoubtedly will
be approved by the governor. The bill pro
vides for so amending the constitution that
the legislature will be relieved of a great
deal of work in the shape of special legisla
tion.
For years the Morning Nws has been
urging the legislature to get rid of looal and
special legislation by submityng to the peo
ple an amendment whioh would plaoe such
special and local matters in the hands of
tjiose who are better qualified to pass upon
it than the legislature. Hut the Glenn bill
does not go far enough, it provides only for
giving the secretary of state jurisdiction of
certain matters relating to the chartering of
corporations and companies. The constitu
tion ought to be so amended as to give county
commissioners and municipal authorities
power to deal with many of the local mat
ters which are now submitted to the legis
lature. Such matters do not receive muoh
attention from the legislature. The mem
bers especially interested are accepted as
authority with regard to them. Whatever
they advise is done. Would it not be far
better for these matters to be attended to
by those who know all about them and are
in close touch with the people)
And what a saving to the people would
be effeoted. The legislature, instead of be
ing in session four or five months every
two years, could get through with its work
in one session of forty days. There would
then be more money for tha school fund
aDd greater liberality could be shown needy
confederate veterans and the widows of
veterans.
Our Relations With Chile.
It cannot be said that Mr. Blaine has man
aged our affairs in Chile with prof ound sa
gacity. It looks very much as if some mis
takes have been made that will cost this
country dearly. The whole influence of our
government from the beginning of the war
in Chile until its close wa3 against the party
that is victorious. There is therefore a very
bitter feeling in that oouutry against Amer
icans. It is so bitter that American com
merce will likely suffer on account of it.
At no time does tho state department
seem to have had correct information of the
actual condition of affaire in Chile. Minister
Egan either did not know what was going
on, or else he was so much under the in
fluence of Balinaceda that he failed to
inform his government of what he knew.
The effort was made to create the impression
in this country that Balmaceda was in the
right, and was supported almost unani
mously by the people. The purpose of the
effort was to keep the government at Wash
ington from granting to the eongres*
sionalists belligerent rights, and it wag
successful.
Even our naval officers in Chilean waters
appear to havo openly sympathized with
Balmaceda. Aud it now appears that he was
a corrupt man and a tyrant. His crueiltes
and corrupt practices have not, it is be
lieved, been made known to any great ex
tent, but enough of them have reached the
public to justify the opinion that Chile is
well rid of him.
Minister Egan is probably a particular
friend of Mr. Blaine. If he is he has contrib
uted nothing to Mr. Blaine’s popularity.
For the Chilean business appears to have
been badly managed from beginning to end.
This country, by its course in the recent
struggle there, has lost more in Chile than
Blaine’s reciprocity policy is likely to gain
in that country in a century.
There is au assistant secretary of the
treasury who is inclined to be humorous.
Recently a young New York swell had an
engagement ring returned to him by a lady
who is sojourning in London. It seems
that her heart had undergone a change
since she went abroad, and she had con
cluded that the New York man was hardly
up to her mark as a lover. But the custom
house authorities insisted that the returned
ring was liable for duties to the amount of
$46. The young man thought that to make
him pay duty on the ring was adding insult
to the injuries his heart had received. He
refused to pay, and appealed to the Secre
tary of the Treasury, saying the ring was of
American manufacture. The matter was
referred to Assistant Secretary Crounse,
who ordered the collector of customs at
New York to admit the ring duty free if he
were satisfied that it “was not improved in
condition or increased in value while
abroad.” Probably this is law. but it pro
voked laughter. But then there are many
übsurd things in the law.
If Balmaceda is caught the chanota are
he will be dealt with severely. He brought
about the war in Chile which cost so many
lives and so much treasure. He attempted
to name his successor, and the man he pro
posed for the place was a creature of his
own. He thought the people would submit
quietly to bis scheme, but be was mistaken.
It is a pity that others bad to suffer for
his wrongdoing, while he is likely to escape
to enjoy the wealth he accumulated while
at the head of the government.
Will Mr. Tat Calhoun be able to convince
the legislature that it is the part of wis
dom to let the Richmoud Terminal leases
alone? He may be, but it is hard to con
vince men they ought to change their course
when they have no satisfactory reasons for
the course they are pursuing. It is doubt
ful if any member of the legislature can
show that either ihe people or the stock
holders of the Central would be helped by
the treating of the Richmond Terminal
leases.
The bountiful harvest in Kansas has
brought a feeling of contentment %o the
people of that state, and with the prospect
of getting good prices for their wheat they
are beginning to wonder if they have not
had about enough of Mrs. Represen
tative Simpson and Benator Peffer. With
a surplus of wheat worth at least $100,000,-
000 their evos are being opened to the folly
of paying people to injure the credit of the
state.
The present season has been a bad one. as
a rule, for seaside hotels. Almost a panic
was created at Atlantic City on Tuesday by
the announcement that four of the largest
hotels and several of the smaller bouses at
that place had failed financially, and had
closed their doors. The sea, however, is as
attractive as ever. Why is it, then, that sea
side hotels have been so poorly patronised I
PBR9ON AL*.
A lbtter from Robert Louise Stevenson’s
wife, dated Apia, July It* conveys the follow
ing Intel ifgence; “We live in tumult and fears
of threatened massacre. Mr. White has ar
ranged to Mend his chili to Honolulu iu case of
war* but the rest of u* will stir an 1 stick it
on*. Mr. Stevenson ia ridiculously well. ”
Ex-Ssxator Ixaiirts was obliged to withdraw,
attb‘ last moment, from the party with which
he expected to vis.t Europe, Palestine and
Egypt, and stay at home. His wife's illness is
the reason assigned for the change of plan.
Consequently the fi iw .-f jokes on Veen dam,
Rotterdam, and so forth, wIH be dammed.
WmtN Capt. Sara Pernharlt takes command
of the ocean steamer ia which she proposes to
make a triumphal tour around the world, it is
pretty certain that she will be the boss from the
moment she gives the signal to “up anchor.”
In ca*of a mutiny she will be fequa: to the oc
casion. She wiU spout “Cleopatra” to the crew
and turn her tiger ix>se ia the stoke hole.
News of tho eerious illness of Benator Black
burn brings regret to many republican as well
as democratic frith is. Unless it be “Light
Horpe Harry,” there is no Kentuckian in public
life socially more popular In New York and
Washington. The senator crimes of sturdy
stock, slow to yield to sickness, but quick to
and his splendid constitution may
b? depended on to pull him through an attack
that would be perilous to a man of other mold.
Acmto us little story of Sirs. Arthur Wilson
of Tranby Croft fame comes from London.
She was one of the guests at the Princess of
Woles' garden party, and ordered for the occa
sion a dress of cream organdie with shamrock
leaves. When the costume arrived it suddenly
struck her tiiat the sUaair cks bore a striking
resemblance to aces of clubs. “This will never
do.” exclaimed the destroyer of Sir William
Gordon-Cuauning. “If I go iu that dress it
will look as tf ‘baccarat Is written all over me.”
Great curiosity prevail In England as to
the direction in which the immense estates of
the late Duke of Cleveland have gone. As be
has do heirs the title lapses, but the duke made
a will last year which is one of the most singu
lar on record. The lawyers drew up the docu
ment, leaving blank the nuraes of toe legatees
as well as the amounts devised, and these were
filled in privately by the old duke, who then
locked th- will up, and no one at present knows,
not even the lawyers, to whom oil his immense
riches have gone.
The new library which Henry Vf. Sage gave
to Cornell university is practically finished, and
the tdmoval of books thereto from the old
library was begun this week. This edifice has
a capacity f< or the accommodation of 470.000
volume The building is so obstructed that
additions can be ma le to the West and south
wings of fke building The Andrew D. White
librasjrof 30,000 volumes will oopupy a separate
room, } The building will cost when completed
$300.00 1. Mkd the university wi\l have besides
the interest of SBOO,OOO to invest In more books.
• ,* BRIGHT BlTfe.
Scahkt.es (the sport -I say,/you're no gent!
heaven!— Puck.
Bkskis>—-Anw'tthe breakerf lovely’
Mihioent—Yes. But I’d rather they were
Life.
you sure you are a welcome visi
tor at Mias Bright’s house?
ChaflkfcjjO, yes. Kiu* always takes the clock
out of the room when I call,— '.Yankee blade .
I wooed her well, but was without
The very thing most needed;
I didn’t know as much about
A base hall game a.s she did.
Washinqlon Star.
First Detective—l'm afraid we haven’t got
any evidence to prove that he stole tho horse
Second Detective—That doesn't make any dif
ference. We'll arrest him anyhow. Maybe it
will turn out he's
“Hello, is this tho brewery?” shouted the
tough young man over the telephone.
“No,” came the answer, “Brown's undertak
ing shop.”
“O, excuse me; I'll see you later.”— Buffalo
Enquirer.
There are people in New York who toady
after the rich. The following conversation
took place on a Third avenue street car;
”8o your sister is married?”
“Yes, and she did very well—splendid. You
have heard of Vanderbilt?”
“O, yes; did she marry into that family.”
“Well, yes, so to speak. She married a
nephew of Vand#fbiH's chief cook. He is the
driver of a street car.”— From Texas Siftinqs.
“You Have not put down where you came
from,” remarked a New York hotel clerk to a
newly arrived stranger, who had registered
himself and wife.
“That's so. and I don't propose to put down
where we came from,” replied the stranger,
who was >n his bridal tour.
“What’s the reason you don't register the
name of the place you live at?” asked the clerk.
“Because if I put down that we were from
Chicago everybody willthinK that we were not
married.”
The clerk imiled incredulously, and dropped
the subject.— Epoch.
Two midplk-aoed men looked at each other
very intently on a Third avenue (New York* car
for some tune, and at last bneof them said:
“Your face is familiar to me. I must have
seen you somewhere.”
“I was ju3t going to make the same remark
about you I think I saw you in the army
during the war.”
“I wasu t in the army/' replied the other,
grinning.
“Then it can t have been in the army, for I
wasn't hi the army, either.
“Now I ramember. It was in Canada. Shake,
comrade. The bounty jumper still lives. Toere
are enough survivors to hofa a reunion. Where
are you g^ik^jpow?''
“I aiu on my way down tcftvb to draw my pen
sion.“
“So am I Shake, comrade, shake!”—Chris
tian Work. 1 1 :
CURRENT COMMENT.
7- A cjbilly Public S^fttimont.
From the fioston Globe {Hem .)
KaTm will find public sentiment chillier even
thanxbe atmosphere of that refrigerator he has
been “booming” on the sly.
A BAcm for the Stone Quarry.
From the Boston Hcrafrl ( Ind .).
Thai wasn't a bad joae by the man who was
showing President Harrison over Secretary
Proctor’s extensive marble quarries up in Ver
mont. “Mr President,’' said he, “if you seek a
monument look around you.”
The Decline of Canada.
From the Xew York Sun (Deni.).
The 'C&uadiflns are surprised, disappointod
and'even chagrined by the results of ttie census
of the donumon. which were publisaed last
week. Between IS7I ana 1881 the gain in popu
lation waiter 17 per oeat. between ltsgl aud
I*9l it h&*t*#i pes pent.
Where They Need Rain.
From the Fincinneiii Enquirer (Deni.).
When Melbourne *ud Dyrenforth get down
where tbA worm dfe&h hot and the fire is not
quenched there wilt toe their grand opportunity
to producerahi Beelzebub will give them free
board, and Satan himself will tell Dives to place
his thuiub to his nose and tweak his fingers at
Lazarus.
Not for the 6vkb-treasury.
Prom the St. TjOuis JRcpub’ic ( Dem .)
The Missouri alliance is not tor the sub-treas
ury . This is ocly one of the facts which could
not be concealed mhlnd Closed doors and rope
walks at Pertle bpringa. Another fart impos
sible of concealment there was that the more
the sub treasury is urged the farther the ‘mem
bers of the Missouri alliance will get away from
it.
Good Men in Obscurity.
From tie Chicago Tribune ißcp.).
Good m*“n in London have lived honorable,
worthy lives And died ar an advanced age.
lamented by ad who knew them, without the
fact ever being commnnicated to the people of
this country bj a cable dispatch. It was their
misfortune that they were not born chim
pansees and dil not die in the London zoolog
ical gardens.
BAKING POWDKR.
Again Baking
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Used in Millions of Homes— 40 Years the Standard v
FLAVORING EXTRACTS.
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DELICIOUS W
Flavoring
Extracts
NATURAL FRUIT FLAVORS.
Vanilla -A Of perfect purity.
Lemon -I Of great strength.
Almond -1 Ec ° n ° my In their use
Rose etC.7) Flavor as delicately
and deliciously as the fresh fruit,
A v hy Bfce Didn't Qo to the Reception.
“Are you going to the DeSmith reception to
night?” inquired cn 0 pretty girl of another, as
they met on the c jrner of State and Madison,
and kissed and gushed prettily and femininely,
says the Chicago Post.
“No. I can’t, and I think it's just too mean,
too. lam dying to go. They say there will be
hammocks on the lawn, aud ices served on the
big pia/./A. and ah sorts of lovely things for an
informal summer function, but I can t go, and
I’m just ready to cry about it, too 1 fully ex
pected to, and bare the loveliest new dress, white
lawn, with embroidery, decollete, sleeveless and
—oh' just tHelovelilest, airiest, sweetest thing
you can think of ”
“But why can’t you go, dear? Nothing hap
pened in the family, has there?**
* No, wo re all well, but I just can’t.”
“O, tell me why. They will be so disap
pointed.”
“If I tell you won't you over breathe it?”
“No, *pon honor I won’t.”
“Sure, now? 1 wouldn’t have that hateful May
DeSmith know for worlds. If she did it would
be all over town in a weetr, and I’d just die of
mortification. It’s awful.”
“ WL.at’s awful ? O, what has happened ? Tell
me. quick ”
“'A ell, you know my blue dress, the gingham,
with the open-work sleeves and yoke?”
“Yes, of course; that lovely thing you wore to
the tennis party. But you weren’t going to
wear it to tne DeSmith’s?”
“No, no: of course not. But I did wear it to
a picnic y< erday. Just six of us went down
near Kansaicee for a 1 t’Je time together. Jack
took me. and we had the loveliest time. The
lunch was just splendid. But that isn’t it After
we’d had lunch Jack got a little boat and asked
me to go out rowing. Well, now I love to row,
and so I went. We went away up the river,
and it was pleasant enough—the sun behind
the clouds, you know. But when we started to
come back it got just blazing bot. I bad n't
taken iny parasol, and I nearly melted. Well,
we had to fl >at all tne way down tne river in
the sun. I knew I was getting burned, but I
thought it would be all right with my big hat to
shade my face, and so I didn't say anything.
“But when we got back 1 felt my arms burn
ing a little, and as soon as we got home I took
ofF my dress, and what do you think ? The sun
had burned my arms and neck so that the open
work pattern of the sleeves and yoke of that
dress is just as clearly burned in as though I
were a tattooed girl. It’s awful, and, if any
thing, worse to-day than yesterday Well, as
I said, my new dress for the party is cut very
low and sleeveless, and I’m not going there and
make an exhibition of myself for that nasty
May to talk about. Her arms never were us
pretty as mine, and she’d just love to hive
something like that to tell about me.”
Knew His Wife.
He was about five feet tall, says the Now York
Sun, had light hair, and looked meek. He was
making strenuous but unsuccessful efforts to
reach a knothole in a high board fence on the
outskirts of East New York. A tail man was
passing, and the small man glided up to him,
plucked him timidly by the coat, and sail:
“Hate to trouble you, sir, but would you mind
doing me a favor?”
“Not at all; would bo happy to.” The small
man took him by the arm and led him over to
the fence.
“\ T ou see,” said Le. “I promised my wife I’d
be home four hours ago and beat a carpet, and
—well, I just want you to stand on that rock,
look through that knothole up there, and teli
me what is going on inside.”
The tall man looked rather surprised, but
complied, while the other leaned up against the
fence to await developments.
“What do you see r 1 asked the meek man
presently.
“Why. I see a woman ”
“Sh: Not so loud! Tall woman, with auburn
hair, red face, and wart on her cheek?”
“That’sher.” _
“Beating a carpet, isn't she?”
*‘Yes.”
“Look warm?”
*T should say so.”
“Kinder excited, too, isn’t she?”
“Well, yes.”
"Um got her skirt up around her knees, and
her sleeves rolled up to her shoulders?”
I* "Exactly.” 335
"Has she got on a black bonnet with a white
feather stuck hind side before and tied under
neath the chin in a douhle hard knot!"
"That's just the way she's dressed. "
"What's she using, a carnet beater or a
broom!”
“A hoe handle.”
"l.ord! She’s worse than I thought.”
Just then came from the other side a crack,
a rip and a snort. The fence shook, and the
tall mac almost tumbled from his post.
“Gee whiz!” said the other trembling; "but
she’s got ’em had this time. Did she 6mile
when she hit that whack, stranger?"
“Smile; She sniggered.”
"That’s all right. Much obliged to you. sir
That will do. 1 guess I won't go in yet. Good
day, sir.”
He Was Ticketed.
One of the peculiar brand of judges peculiar
to this peculiar community, says Derrick Dood
in the San Francisco Examiner , invested in a
ready made outing coat on his way down to
court the other morning As the day was ex -
cessively warm, his honor concluded to slip on
tlie garment just as it was taken from the
window, and unmindful that a placard was
still attached to its tail, proceeded calmly on
his way.
“Giad you don’t make any bones about Bay
ing so," remarked a friend, slapping him on
the shoulder at the next corner. “There's
notl.ing liko coming out tint footed and above
board.”
“What the blazes do you mean?” asked the
court, but his frieud worked off an indeserib
able wink and pasted on.
“That'srightwarmly ejaculated a police
court lawyer, as the jurist reached the city hall.
Nothing like getting down to bed rock rates
tbesr hard times.|See you later ”
“1 always thought that man was crazy,"
mused his nonor, as he entered the court room,
where he observed that his advent created a
very marked sensation, indeed. One of the
regular practitioners grasped his hand excitedly
and whispered: “That’s the nay to dobusine s,
judge! Now. how about this Glucky vs. Mo
Oorkencase! Would $75 strike you as about
right?”
Is everybody insane—or-or is this some
dreadful dream?” gasped the bewildered dis
penser of justice. “Have I, ”
.1 ust then the placard became detached and
fell to the floor. Even the ragged vagrant in
the dock smiled hopefully as the judge picked
it up and read: r
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PETITIONS FOR INCORPORATION
QTATE OF GEORGIA, Chatham Coi ntv—To
kj the Superior Court of said County The
petition of C. W. WALTERS, JNO. B
WITHERS. JNO. C. FLYNN. H. T. MOORf’
W. ncBBUYN KOPS. J. F. ROWLAND uni
WILLIAM K LEAKEN. respectfully show-th
that they desire a charter incorporating them
selves. tneir associates and successors for the
term r.f twenty years, with the privilege or re
newel at the expiration of such term, under the
corporate name of the
“PERFECTION*’IKE KINDLER COMPANY,”
and that the obj rets of their association and
the particular business they propose to carr/
on are as follows: To purchase, i-eli. manufac
ture, trad- deni nd handle, tne PERFECTION
EIRE KINDLER, a patented invention and any
other invention, patent, franchise, trade mart
now existing, or which may hereafter be per
fected: to apply for and obtain in its own name
or in the name of one of its officers letters
patent of the United States and foreign coun
tries in auy nnpatented invention or device to
buy. sell, manufacture and dispose of any
other merchantable, useful and commercial
commodity or article wliioh sail association
may by its board of directors decide to deal m
including rosin, naval stores, lumb-r. wood’
latues, staves, boxes, barrels, casks and wooden
ware; to sell aud buy any other manufactured
products, commodities and all other articles r.f
any kind and to carry on a general wholesale
aud retail jobbing business in the articles afore
said: to buy. hire, lease, own, sell, pedge
mortgage or otherwise dispose of ari l deal in
stocks, bonds, shares, debentures, notes, obliga
tions and other securities of other corporations
and all personal property of every Kind
including patents, patent rights, rights and
franchises, trade marks and devices; to own.
buy, sell, lease, mortgage, deed, or
otherwi-e dispose of lands, tenements and all
and every kind of realty; to have branch places
of business and agencies in and out of the state
of Georgia and throughout these United States
and foreign countries; ‘to make contracts of
any kind whatever for, the furtherance of its
business; to have a corporate seal; to sue and
be sued in its corporate name; to norrow money
and secure the same by collaterals, personal or
real security, mortgage, deed or otherwise; :
issue notes, stocks and bonds or other obliga
tions for iti debt; to make hy-laws not incon
sistent with the laws of the land; to elect direc
tors to govern and control raid corporation, and
to do all acts and things necessary and proper
for the carrying out and maintenance of said
business, and generally to have and enjoy and
exercise ail the corporate powers and privileges
iucident to corporations under the laws of this
state.
Your petitioners further show that the
amount of capital to be employed by them ac
tually paid in is TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND
DOLLARS, and that they desire the privilege of
increasing the capital stock of said corporation
through Itsboardof directors to any sum. from
time to time, not to exceed ONE HUNDRED
AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, said
stock to be divided into shares of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS each, and with
power also to decrease said stock in
like manner not below the original sum
of TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.
That the place of doing business of said cor
poration will be in the county of Chatham,
Georgia, with its principal office in the city of
Savannah, and with the privilege of doing busi
ness anywhere.
Wherefore petitioners pray that they and
their associates aad successors may be incor
porated for the purposes aforesaid, under said
corporate name for the term aforesaid.
And your petitioners will ever pray, eto.
WILLIAM R. LEAKEN,
Attorney for Petitioners.
Filed in office and recorded, the 6th day of
August. A. D., IS9I.
JAMES K P. CARR.
Clerk S. C. C. C. Ga.
LEGAL NOTICES!
notice”
‘V’OTICE is hereby given that the undersigned
i' intends to apply to the judge of the supe
rior court of this county, at chambers,in Savan
nah, Ga.. on the 21st ot September, 1891, or at
such time thereafter as he can be heard, for an
order to sell for reinvestment the interest or
share of Miriam Ferst. minor, in lot No 1.
Digby T.vtbing, Deckor ward. Savannah, and
improvements tnereon, and in the machinery,
engines, boilers, ovens, tools, appurtenances,
live stock and other personalty used in and
about the bakerv business lately conducted by
Ferst & Cos. on said lot number one (I. The
reasons for applying for such leave, to sell be
ing that all of said property has been sold to
the Savannah Steam Bakery Company, and it is
to the interest of said minor that her share
sbatl be conveyed along with those of the other
owners, and the proceeds reinvested in interest
bearing securities. JOSEPH FERST,
Guardian of Miriam Ferst, Minor.
Aco. 20, 1891.
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