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When the groat gold-cure city of Dwight
took iiro the other day it was about half
burned up. Possibly that is because they
don’t encouraged fire-water in that town.
But the inebriate sanitarium of Dr. Keelev
rqpiaiued uninjured.
Reports from Dfiawae state that the
Hon. Thomas F. Bayard is very actively at
■work in the effort to secure a solid Cleve
land de egation from Delaware to the next
democratic convention. In case Cleveland
iselec.ed it is said taat Air. Bayard will ask
for the British mission.
In accepting Mr. Blair’s resignation as
minister to China which t e Chinese authori
ties had already rather peremptorily accepted
President Harrison gives the New Hamp
shire conversationalist a good character in
rather a patron zing way. Still the old
man could use the certificate in looking up
another job.
To-day our journeyman lawmakers leave
Atlanta and go home—if they do the proper
thing. There is one consoling redaction con
cerning the most harrowiug of earthly
affairs and that is that they must eventually
come to an end. Singular what strange
thoughts will momentarily occur to one at
odd times. Now we shall probably see some
parliamentary corn husking in Buch a lively
strain as shall demonstrate for what useful
purpose our voluntary iaw manufacturers
wore originally create!.
Intelligence from various points in Russia
state that great numbers of peasants are
flacking into the towns from the country
districts, perishing from the want of food.
At least 515,000 have passed through Tuinien
alone, seeking food. Mauy are falling by
the roadsides and dying iu their tracks.
These wanderers have no fuel and the cold is
intense. Incendiarism and pillaging are
spreading. Destitute Jews expelled from
Kieff, Astrakhan, Moscow and Odessa are
swelling the ranks of the famished
thousands. Everywhere the local authori
ties are paralyzed for the want of funds.
Therefore the organization of relief com
mittees for the distribution of corn to the
sufferers has been discontinued. But the
assessment of taxes goes right on. Hence
nihilism.
Kansas farmers have great confidence in
the moisture mac.iiue of Melbourne. Event
ually they have signed a contract by which
Fra ok Melbourne agrees to produce crop
rains in Northwestern Kansas during J une,
July and August, IS’JJ. When a meeting of
citizens was called and a committee ap
pointed to confer with Melbourne, the rain
maker stood by his first proposition to
furnish rain at 10 cents au acre. Hereafter
a series of meetings will be held in the
various counties of the slate for the purpose
of awakuulog public interest. Melbourne
will also attempt to make similar contracts
with twenty counties in Colorado, claiming
that he can eas.ly water the entire country
from one point. In Colorado the it rlguUun
companies will fight the scheme. It will
probably be fought in Kansas on the
ground that the irrigation act does not
Cover a pr position such as Melbourne has
submitted. Yet the irrigation act was
probably intended to secure sufficient mo.st
ure to produce cr ps. and the intent of the
act is u doubiedly favorable to Ui* beet
and cheap l method of Mtainiog the de
•irwt result- As this method la certainly
earjr pu*,wu#,ve three is apparently uegewd
rmuu for r* jeetieg it.
Cmlnous Signs in tho Orient.
Apparently China goes about her war
preparations almost as curiously as she pro
ceeds in all othe ;Ta rs. Writing to a
Parts nows sytuiicat : .Jer a recent dato a
correspondent <ls: c : - : hesa omiuius pro
ceedings of the strangely .ble Mongol who is
at the head of them.
Of Viceroy Li Hung Chang, whom Gen.
Grant pronounced the ablest of the four
really great men whom he met in bis
journey around tbe tv. rl !, the writer states
that bis present occupation is the comple
tion of a railway from Tien-Tsiu to Tong
shan. That is the extent of it according to
present plans. But the writer thinks that
every strategic!! reason indicates that tbe
line should extend as far as Chang-
Haikuaq. Unlike Port Arthur that port
is not subject to the inconvenience of being
frozen over during tbe winter.
So the correspondent thinks that the
world in genera! and the Flowery Kingdom
in particular is about to witness a duel in
railway cinstruction. Not in tho frieudly
rivalry of commerce, but for the purposes
of war. It is to be feared, however, that
China will lose the race. All the plans are
drawn and oa paper. Everything is ready.
But unless a foreign loan is made it is diffi
cult to see how the object can be realized.
Should this railroad project fail every
thing indicates that China will probably be
unable to resist the strong rival who will at
some time attempt to secure a naval
station of vast importance in the Pacific
and to annex tbe peninsula of Corea
China is in a very awkward situation. In
the interior she has the ret‘lt to contend
with which threatens her Tyrone and her
emperor. Abroad she is confronted with
the European powers. One of these now
presents an Immediate danger to the in
tegrity of her territory.
Only yesterday morning the Morning
News dispatches told us that Premier Li
Hung Chang bad just dispatched the
European emissary of the Celestial empire
posts haste to Russia to vigorously protest
against the o rstant onroachments of the
czar’s soldiers upon the Chinese Pameer
frontier in Central Asia. Whether that
protest will avail anything remains to te
seen.
Notwithstanding those apparently immi
nent dangers Viceroy Ch appears to be
perfectly serene. Really be doesn’t appear
to appreciate tha actual gravity of the
situation so implicit is bis confidence in tbe
assumed invincible strength of the Chinese
armies. Btlll the uaited forces of all Woo
Sung a id Shanghai are said to number loss
tbau 50,000 man, au and all the warships of the
empire are reported to be docked in Port
Arthur.
Whether this os’ensibly calm indifference
to surrounding commotion is the result cf
an undares unate of tha gravity of accu
mulating dangers or the effect of a
knowledge of some secret source of
streng h that inspires confidence is
cot altogether clear. But the pres
ent outiook indicates that Premier
Chang will have need for ail his (Oriental
cunning and subtle diplomacy if he eventu
ally man .go* to safely steer tho Mongolian
ship of state through the dangerously
angry-lookmg breakers that novr surround
it.
No Wroncr in PrintlnT tha News.
Last week William N. Tyler of the Rhine
beok Gazette, who bad been indicted under
the New York law for criminal libel, was
virtually acquitted. Last August Charles
Van Steenburgb, a Rod Hook constable,
went to Rhinebeck one Sunday while peo
ple were going to church and arrested a boy
named Edison oa a charge of larceny.
Persons who saw the arrect told the editor
that Van Steenburgb waa intoxicated and
treated the boy brutally, and made a show
of bim along the street while he was hand
cuffed.
In its next issue tho Gazette called Van
Stee.iburgh “a Red Hook tough,” ‘‘a loafer,”
and other names.
After being out some time the jury asked
Judge Barnard if, in case thoy found the
editor guilty, they could fix the amount of
line. Judge Barnard replied in tho negative,
and the jury then brought n a verdict of
guilty aud rocommended a light flue.
in sentencing him Judge Barnard said to
Editor Tyler: “This officer came to Khine
beck and made the arrest in a censurable
manner. You printed the story. You did
nothing wrong. But the jury has found
you guilty, and I must punish you. I fine
you 6 cents.”
But the dispatch that rocoras this right
eous judicial decision does not state what
was done to punish the unworthy law of
ficer who was guilty of the censurable con
duct that wbb justly condemned.
Advices from San Antonio state that
Senor Salvador Malo, one of the chief pro
moters of the great Tehuantepec railroad
project in the southern part of Mexico re
cently passed through Texas on his say to
New York. Thence he will proceed to Lon
don to hold a conference with t ie English
capitalists who aro associated with him in
the enterprise. At the present time the
company is in a decidedly embar
rassed condition financially. Very
likely it will be some time
before the plans for completing the
work can be carried out. When Senor
Malo left the City of Mexico it was done
rather suddenly and somewhat uuder a
cloud. Reports from there allege that
he left behind an indebtedness of $5U0,003,
which he contracted individually and as
tto representative of the railroad c impaay.
One of the heaviest claims against him is
that of Gee Saoon and Wee Ruck, the
'Chinese contractors, which is for $300,000.
So the sauor will have to do some very
effective financiering and adduce some ex
ceedingly seductive persuasions to so
arrange his affairs as to be aguiu welcome to
Mexico and the Tehuantepec railway man
agement.
au Indiana railway gateman re
cently refused to admit to the train at In
diauapolis a oouutry congro sman who had
previously refused to comply with the rules
requiring every passenger to first now his
ti -ket the rural stateunan literally got up
on bis solid ear and brought suit agamst the
company for $7,000 damages. That's the
exact figu: e at winch he estimated the wear
and tear of his official uignity. This was
probably all due to the rustic assumption so
common te provincials that everybody
knew him simply because he was well
known in his own backyard as a local
sjlju. ____________
Another disastrous railway wreck, in
which three lives were lost and over a score
of persons were more or l*-s< seriously in
jured, has again stained tbeapparenlly fatal
toll of Ohio with human blood. That was
rather au unfortunate occurrence for the
AU Hal odhlai trip of Manager Liu'no #
hutiic In hi# private car. it is tt hoped
that be to not alar Lug out with a 1 ’hoodoo."
THE MORNING NEWS: THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15,1891.
! chief Questions of the Ohio Campaign.
Aside from the recognized party i*suos in
the Ohio campaign this fall there are two
important constitutional questions to come
before the people which have almost been
lost sight of in the excited discussions of tbe
tariff arid the currency.
Last winter the general assembly decided to
resubmit to the votes of the people that sug
j jested section of the state constitution which
provides for tbe regulation of tho state au
thority over taxation. This amendment
was defeated two years ago. It provides
that “laws may be passed taxing rights,
privileges, franchises and such other subject
matters ts the legislature may direct."
If adopted the effect of that amendment
will be to give to the legislature practically
unlimited power over taxation. It would
place iu the hands of unscrupulous and
evil-disposed politicians the power to legis
late oppressive taxes upon any enterprise
that refused to “come down” at their bid
ding. It would confer rather dangerous
authority.
Under the operation of the so-oalled
Massie law imposing heavy fees for securing
articles of incorporation it is claimed that
the office of the secretary of state would
bring the state an income of SIOO,OOO or
more a year. But that enactment is now
being contested ia the courts on the ground
of uuconstitutionality.
Under the present provisions of tbe Ohio
constitution such a law as the collateral-in
heritance tax from which New York and
Pennsylvania are Baid to derive a good
revenue would be of very doubtful validity.
It is to opeu the way for them that tbe
sponsors of this amendment assign as the
s.rongest reason why it should be adopted.
Another important matter that seems to
have who.ly escaped attention is the ques
tion as to whether or not a constitutional
convention shall be called to assemble at an
early date. Under the provisions of the
state constitution this question is to be
placed before the voters to be passed upon
every twenty years.
In IS7I a constitutional convention con
tinued in session 253 days aud cost the state
$2.36,000. But the constitution evolved and
submitted was so unsatisfactory that it was
defeated at the polls. Nevertheless there is
much general complaint that the state has
so far outgrown the present constitution
that many alterations are now noeded.
Instead of the present plan of electing all
the legislative delegation from a populous
county on one ticket single
legislative districts are desired
in the interests of greater independ
ence of action. Thin either party could
"turn down” an objectionable candidate
without jeopardizing the whole oounty
ticket. Abolition of the spring local
elections and the election of all state of
ficers at tbe same time once every two years
are also among the proposed changes.
With all of these important and more or
loss complex questions before tho voters to
sustain public concern the campaign in
Ohio cannot be said to lack interest for tbe
average citizen this fall.
Grain Futures Decreed Gambling.
Those grain gamblers who are politely
called “dealers in futures” in the technique
of the speculative world have just met with a
judicial retuff which virtually “knocks
them clear out” at one blow. Under a re
cent deoision of tho Minnesota supreme
court at St. Paul their always rather ques
tionable occupation is completely swept
away.
Inasmuch as it will practically enable
those who may happen to get caught in the
meshes of a disastrous grain deal to abso
lutely repudiate their contraots unless thoy
buy or sell actual grain the decision is
likely to prove gravely important and far
reaching in its effects.
I This decision was based upon the case of
Oscar Mohr against Moisen. From tbe evi
dence it appears that Oscar Mohr and other
brokers in the Milwaukee Chamber of Com
merce sued Moisen for money alleged to
have been expended on the defendant's or
der in the purchase aud sale of grain.
Iu his answer the St. Paul man sets up
tho defense that tho alleged purchases and
sales were not actual purchases and sales.
They were described as merely gambling
transactions whereby the plaintiff under
took to t.uj' and Bell grain on the Chicago
aud Milwaukee boards of trade ostensibly
for future delivery but without any real
intention or expectation on the part of
either party to tho contract that such grain
would actually be delivered. Large quanti
ties of wheat and barley were formally
bought and sold with the fully understood
expectation and intention on the part of
both parties that they should merely wager
ou the rauve of the market prices.
On this evidence the supreme court re
verses the decision of a lower court. In his
adverse opinion Judge Vanderburg holds
that contracts for the sale aud delivery of
grain or other comm xlities appointed to be
consummated at some future day are not per
so unlawful when the parties thereto ia good
faith intend to perform them according to
their terms. But agreements in the form
of contracts merely designed to secure tte
payment of the difference between the
stipulated price and the market price at a
future day and not intended to represent
actual transactions are in the nature of
mere wagers on the future price. Therefore
they are void.
Whether this will have the desired effect
of restraining grain gambling or will sim
ply stimulate tbe growth of litigation and
the development of iron-clad swearing re
mains to bo seen.
At the recent annual meeting of the
Chicago Methodist ministers the Rev. R.
W. Bland road a paper untitled “The
Literary Revision of the Discipline.” This
subject is one which has interested the
church for some time. ’’Pick up the dis
cipline of our church,” the reverend gentle
man said, ' ’and you will blush with shame
at finding the must slovenly, barbarous,
outrageous inaccuracies and inelcgaacies of
composition. It does not possess even the
ordinary elements of good writing. There is
not a single meritorious feature in it. It
would be tbe labor of a year for a man with
the pen of an Addison to revise it. Take
the marriage service,for example,"continued
Mr. Blaud. “There is a passage in it which
is almost an insult to decency. In oue
paragraph it calls upon the couple to make
it known if there is auy physical impedi
ment which would prevent their marriage.
It is au insult, and to thiuk of reading it at
a church wedding!" Ali through tbe paper
Mr. Uiaud was scathiug in bis denunciation
of the discipline. At most of tue ministers
seemed to agree with the expressed opiums
of the speaker the paper caused little dis
cussion. After its reading it was referred
tv tbe conference delegates to take what
action they deemed proper. But it to likely
to arouse vary warm discussion to other
pert* of the country.
PERSONAL
Dion Boccicaclt, the younger, is an author
of plays of some repute.
The clerx of the new court of appeals in
Chicago is Oliver P. Morton, son of the great
war governor of Indiana
Rev. W. H. Quillian, of the English church
in Liverpool, has embraced Mohammedanism.
There is a Moslem ins itute in Liverpool.
It is rumored in London that the Duke of
Connaught will succeed Sir Frederick Roberts
as commander in cai -C ol tbe army in India.
Gen. Law Wallace can unbend his mind
at times and has recently evidenced this by in
venting a fishing rod and a rail coupler for rail
ways.
It is an open se 'ret that Ward McAllister i9
making overtures to certain newspapers with a
view to supplying taera with society news.
Fauncy.
Goonod’s life Is known to be In danger from
heart disease, and this will prevent him from
ever again undertaking the production of a
great work.
Dr. Jacobi, the great specialist in diseases of
women and children, rays that the baby of
to day has a much better chance of life than the
baby of fifty yea s ago.
The kaiser is said to be a dismal failure as a
dancer. Possinly he is, but he can make tho
funds dance up and down the quotation list just
as he feels dyspeptic or otherwise.
Eleven years ago Nellie Hayden was a
salesgirl in a dry goods store in Boston, and
now she is the wealthiest woman in Denver,
thanks to lucky speculation in real estate.
Anew clerical champion of the ballet is Rev.
w. a Caiger. a rector in Manchester. England
He looks upon the ballet ns an artistic drama
with a distinct plot and wdl-defined characters
Lieut. Maxwell of the army thinks that the
Dakota climate adds to one’s stature. Although
supposed to have attained his full night, he
has grown 3J4 inches in a little more than a
year.
Alexander Dumas, fils, wears his 67 years
wonderfully well, as one could’scarcely discern
a wrinkle upon his olive-tinted face. His hair is
now quite tipped with silver locks, butremarka
bly busby.
The Kino of Siam has just finished a very in
teresting book, giving a full account of his re
cent trip to the Malay Feninsala, in which his
majesty displays a very marked talent for
literary work.
Earl Dudley’s mother declines to accept the
title of Dowager Countess of Dudley, which
would naturally be hers, according to usage, on
the marriage of her son. She desires to be
known os Georgina, Countess of Dudley
One of Gen. Harney’s old soldiers says that
the famous Indian fighter, who was a finished
athlete, was remarkably fond of pugilism, and
used frequently get into rows beneath his dig
nity simply to display his pugilistic skill.
Ever since Queen Victoria patronized a
trainer with three performing bears, these ani
mals have been all the rage in England, aud no
doubt the swells who usually follow the roval
lead will discard their canine pets for the more
fashionable bear.
Mrs. Frances Woodring is superintendent of
a coal mine at Ashland, Fa,, having occupied
the position since the death of her husband,
several years ago. She is popular with the
miners, who number ISO, and is energetic and
successful with her work.
John Kurtz, a pioneer of California, Nevada
and British Columbia, and oue of the best
known old-timers on tbs Pacific coast, died iu
Vancouver last week. He was one of theor
ganizors of tho vigilance committee in San
Francisco, and was captain of the first militia
company formed in that city.
BRIGHT BITS.
“I§ that eagle thorough bred?”
‘‘How much du you want for him?”
‘‘Five dollars."
"Why. do you sell a whole eagle for a half
ea*le?” — Harper's Bazar.
‘‘lt is a quepr world.” said the deacon.
"What leads you to make the observation,"
asked the elder. t
“Why, since I have got a fast horse my
neighbors criticise me; when I had onlv a slow
one they lauded at me "-gjprlorado San.
Fashionable TMy&cilJ <iw surprise to pa
tieufi— Wily, you re getting bitter:
PatientE-Y.cß, doctor. S
Fashi aftbiePhysician (Incensed)—Well, didn’t
I tell you there was no hope for you?
Patient (meekly!—Yes, doctor, you must ex
ense me; but I couldn’t help it .—Puck.
“I'm noma with Tom Trotter, the Yalevard
foot ball player, to the reception to-morrow
night,”
"How can you go with such a great over
grown boy?"
“Why. just think how he oan break through
the rush-line for sapper!"— Harper's Bazar.
One night the Associated Press dispatches
nottd the arrival at New York of a transatlantic
steamer with $1,000,000 in' gold on board, amt
the next morning the Tribune informed its
readers that the Cobden Club of London had
sent $■?,000,000 in gold to this country to be used
in tho Ohio campaign to defeat McKinley.—De
troit free Press.
Guay—l took those ladies into the stock ex
change. and 1 expected to hear them complain
that there was so much noise that they couldn’t
hear themselves think; but they didn’t seem to
notice it at all. I doa’t understand it,
Dunn—O, that's all right. Those ladies are
members of the sewing circle in our parish.
Boston Transcript.
Millickvt's SiSTiR- Why do you look so
down in the mouth this morning. Mill?
Millicent'a Litti" Brother—You’d look that
way, too, .Mabel, if yoo’d spent a half an hour
seeing Mr. Cutely to the door, like M l did last
night.
And the depths of Miiiicent’s coffee cup
seemed to haw, au irresistible attraction just
tnen.— Brooklyn Basle.
Tarsoo urniTDia a dty Sunday school. Tho
teache-had been reading the story of the centu
rion who ha i great faith, and whose servant
was healed at the Lord's word. The teacher
had dwelt on thedesson of the story, and had
seen that that was properly enforced; and then
she said to a bright boy in the class: "And now
can you tell me what a centurion is?"
"Y es n ,” said the boy, very promptly, "it’s a
horse with a man's head on him:” —Christian
Beg.ster.
Salesman—Vood ze madame not like ze bust
ze great Napoleon? Very fine. Ze madame
wi’l have ze bust, ceriainement ?
Mrs. Sitveriodu {from Denver) —Yes, I would
like a stachooette of Napoleon, but I prefer one
showing the side face; it is much more
striking.
Salesman—Ah, ze madame p r-r-refer ze
p-r-r-rofeel. Vood ze madame be so kind to
stand on ze side of ze bust? Ah, zare is ze
p-r r-rofeel! Magnifique!—Brooklyn Life.
Mas. Blew—Where is Robert?
Maj. Green—He avert into the darkroom with
Ethel to develop a negative.
Mrs, Blow -By the time they’ve been gone, I
fancy they are developing an affirmative.
Buck.
Maj. Miroatroyd—My dear boy, pray re
press your spirits. Remember this Is a very
select ball. You must not swear, laugh boister
ously or drink too much champagne.
Ponsonby—But, major, if I behave myself
like a gentleman, peop'b will take me for a
waiter.—On,itv uray Monthly.
CURRENT COMMENT.
Pass On, Mr. Porter.'
From the Providence'Journal (Ind. >.
The idea of a permanent census Bureau is not
anew one.'and has, moreover, much to recom
mend it, but when it is suggested bv Mr Porter,
who seems to he thinking of himself as a fixt
ure, ;it is not worth considering at all.
Growing Gray With Gloom.
From, the Chicago News {lnd.).
The Governor Gray boom for the presidency
is neither to he seen nor to bo heard. It is hard
to say what has become of It, but in all charity
let us suppose that it has moved over Into
Illinois to iry.tne Ketiley bi-cnloride of gold cure.
It needed it.
That Luck ia Really Too Tough.
From the St. Louts Post-Dispatch < hem.).
The gtrongert argument against Mr. Mills'
eandi lacy f.,r the speakership is furnished by
ex Sp.-aker Heed a support of him As Mr. Mills
himself described the czar as a man destitute of
all ae. a* of honor, bis support is no compliment
to the Texan.
That's Thrift.
From the Louisville Commercial (to L).
“Tim poet Tennyson ean ten* a worthless
sheet of ||er." nays an exchange, "and by
writing a poem on it w*ks It worth t'lj.lluif.
Tent's genius ‘ True enough, but there Isa
inwn In New York name! isouig who cak lake a
piece of worthless |S(er an t by merely writing
nisnauMi make u worth sldU,(iut,ouu. What 's
lhatr
Equal to the Exigencies.
He was uo longer youn*. Time had not bent
his form nor sapped his phj'sical energies, says
the Chicago Tribune, but had laid its hand
gent'y on his flea *, silvering a thread here and
there, and had touched with kindly fingers his
brow, and temple, leaving faint yet indelible
traces ©f the caress. In the firm, even tones of
voice there was no suggestion of fading pow
ers. His eye was not dim nor his natural force
abated.
•‘lt is true, Miss Mildred," he said, ‘that there
Is some disparity in'our n<es, but that is a pecu
liarity that will become less noticeable a . the
y* ars roll by. Call to mind the cases within
vour own knowledge. Miss Mildred," he con
t.nued, leisurely uncrossin z his le.s and cross
ing them again Inversely, “in which the hus
band is about the same age as his wife, but
looks a dozen years younger. The tendency of
the humdrum home life is to make the wife
become aged more rapidly, while the husband,
on account of his inevitable connection with the
busy world, retains his freshness for a much
longer period."
“That is a strange argument for a man to
use, Mr. Marshmallow- "
“Beg pardon. Miss Mildred, but no argument
is a strange one for a man to use who is plead
ina his s lit at the court of beauty.*'
And Mr. Marshmallow smoothed out a crease
in his coat sleeve and looked smilingly at the
young lady.
“But—”
“Beg pardon again. Miss Mildred. This is no
ordinary affair with me, I assure you. lam
deeply—l may say intensely—in earnest. In
matters of this kind I never trifle."
“But let me say Mr. Marshmallow—"
‘‘Don’t be hasty. Miss Mildred, I beg of you.
Remember lam ffering you my hand and
heart, and that I fully mean what I say."
“1 understand you, sir," replied the proud
young girl, with something like a shiver, “and
I resneetfiilly decline."
"What!"
Mr. Marshmallow was both surprised and in
dignant,
‘‘ls it possible I have heard you aright, Miss
Mildred?" he esked.
* *lt is. sir. Ido not know of any reason I have
ever given you to suppose I would listen to a
proposal qf marriage from you."
"And you refuse?"
"I do, sir, emphatically. Further than that,
sir, you will permit me to say 1 consider you
presumptuous and forward to an unpardonable
degree. ”
y r. Marshmallow slowly uncrossed his legs.
roe to his feet, drew himself up to his full
hight, took his hat, cane and gloves, and. with
tne manner of a man deeply injured, but per
sonally superior to misfortune, fie said to the
young woman as he made his way with un- ,
ruffled dignity to the door:
"it grieves me beyond measure, Miss Mil
dred, to hear you a: eag in this disrespectful
way to a man old enough to b© your grand
father,"
Staked His Teeth and Lost.
The recent story of the loss of the bank roll
of John Daiy’s uptown gambling house, says
the New ork Commercial Advertiter, brings to
mind a story in which Con Daly, who sat behind
tha "silver box" in that house for many years
odc© figured.
Con was dealing one right when a man who
s2s?"* frost of him said; "Will you lean me
"No," saii Con; ‘‘we don't do the banking
business here."
"Well," replied the man, "I've lost four hun
dred here to night, and I'll make good the
twenty-five the next time I come in."
"Can t help it," Con chipped in, "can.t help
it. When you win our money we don't ask you
to loan us, an l you can’t expect us to ‘stake*
you when *ou lose. TV 11 you what I'll do,
though. If you've got any *oollxl' about you
worth twenty five we'll loan you on that as a
special favor because you are a loser."
The man who had asked fer the loan sat back
searching his pockets, felt in tho place where
uis watch should have b en and could not bring
to tbe surface anything worth the twenty-five
He r< 8“ from bis seat to go when a bright idea
struck him, and putting his hand in his mouth
pulled out r.is upper s t of false teeth. They
were a very fine set, mounted on very heavy
gold plate, and several of the teeth were gold
filled to give the appearance of genuineness.
The set must have cost fully SIOO. Passing the
teeth over to the astonished Con, the man said;
"Leth me haf tber money on thotb."
“Well, you’re a good un," ejaculated Con.
"How’ll you have it—money or chips?"
"Sthack of browns, please."
The Btack was handed over and tho toothless
man took the chips, “cut 'em in two,'’ played
the ace open with half of them and heeled the
rest from the tray to the ace.
The next turn cut of the box camn ace-tray,
and the dental chips were whipsawed.
As Con pulled the chips in tne man with the
bare gums murmured:
"Well, thath hard luck. Go' th’ eat thoup till
Thaturday."
Putting: Him On.
A young Nimrod of New York who went over
to the Jersey marshes to shoot snipe, says the
New York World, encountered a boy in a skiff
fishing for crabs, ancl he asked of him:
"Boy, is there shooting around here?'*
"Yaas."
"Seen any snipe?"
"Yaas.’
"Will you put me on?"
"Yaas. 11 you go to shoot over this way
you'll hit dad, who’s after frogs, and dad is
mean when anybody fires blrdshot into him. If
you shoot over that way you'll pepper
brother Bill, who’s got a lineojut after a dogfish.
Bill alius raises a rumpus when he gits shot
Over that way is where ma is hunting for a lost
calf, and if you pepper her dad will want £SOO
damages."
"But 1 can fire in all other directions, can I?"
•‘Yaas, but atm purty high"
She Consented.
"Will you be mine?"
"Can you afford to dross me well if I marry
you?"
"It depends upon what you consider being
dressed well It you mean Worth dresses from
Paris, I can't afford them: nor do you need
them," said the wily New York Press young
man.
"I don't?"
"No. Your beauty n<?cds no adornment, and
it will always eclipse any dress you wear.no
matter how flue or how expensive it may he.
No one that looks at you sees your dress. ' The
beauty of face and perfection of figure only are
noted. All finery sinks into insignificance be
side them. Wnat satin is there like your skin?
What silk like your hair? What colors to com
pare with your lips, cheeks and eyes?"
"John, 1 am yours. "
Small Wonder.
trom the B>ston Courier.
We were standing there together
Iu the mildly inooney weather
Looking upward at the asteroidal twinks,
And with purp se to support her
My arm it rather “sorter”
Kept a reaching out in promissory kinks.
Our tonguee they were a-tether.
Quite as silent as the heather
Where the crickets hadn't yet begun to chirp,
And tho’ half inclined to kiss her,
I was fearfull 'twould preciDi-
Tate her father aud his tweuly-dollar “purp.”
But the scarcity of leather
Agitating toward my nether
Garments made me quite suspect a coup d'etat.
So I asked her, feeling fated.
Why it hadn't consummated.
And she said ’twos cause she hadn't any pa.
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The Gaelic chieftain’s oath before going into
battle has been discovered in an Irish text of
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“* he heavens are above us, tne land below us.
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about us. If the heavens do not fail, casing
from their high fortresses the stars like rain on
the face of the earth, i shocks from within do
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blues ditudes dees not rise up over tiie brows of
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bats and battles, will bring bfcck to the stable
and tuo fold the cattie, and to the house ail to
their dwellings the women that have been
stolen by the enemy."
Here is the method employed by the hunters
of British Colombia who poach upon the scaling
grounds: When the schooner sights a seal the
ittle boats are lowered. A hunter armed with
, two shotguns anl a rifle and two sailors to pu 1
the boat take tueir places and the hunt begins.
The seal maybe swimming at the surfac \ or
perchance iie is sleeping. The boat is pulled
quietly t jward the animal. In nine cases out of
ten the seal takes alarm and dives out of sight
before tbe boat is brought close enough to use
the guns with effect, and in no case does the
hunter shoot unless he feels sure of his quarry.
The seal when shot at once commences to sink,
and the boat has to be pulled rapidly up to it.
when the body is “gaffed" and hauled aboard.
This is repeated as long as s-*al can be se *n. In
many cases only one or two will b© killed during
a two da vs’ hunt, while at other times as many
as twenty will be taken.
Some thirty-five years ago all New* England
was agitated a question of heresy which
centered about the old Congregational church
in Enfield, Conn., of which the Rev. Charles A.
G. Brigham was pastor. The war resuited in
two churches, known as the Brigham aud anti-
Brigham flocks. It was then, as now, a time of
controversy among the churches, and the two
Presbyterian congregations at Thomasville,
just above Enfield on the Connecticut, were
known as Fiddlers and anti-Piddlers. a secession
having occurred on the question of church
music. Mr. Brigham is now angel (or bishop)
of the Cat holic Apostolic church in Fifty seventh
street, just west of Niutn avenue whose form
of worship is as different from that of the Con
gregational body as c juld well be imagined.
This church, which is sometimes called Irving
ton, has a highly ornate ritual, uses incense,
holy water, lights, and all manner of ecclesias
tical vestments, practices the laying on of
hands and anointing for healing, and believes
in a restored apostleship, propheejf, and sp ak
ing with inhuman tongues—not a language, but
tongues literally unknown of man. It is the
most mystic of all the ebure ie3. a id the foun
dation of its existence is a belief in the speedy
coming and millennial reign of Christ.
Ax enterprising boy who lives in a suburban
village devised a burglar alarm which may not
be entirely new. but which was new to him. By
special permission of his parents he equipped
two rooms for a preliminary t-’St. One of these
rooms has three windows; the other, which :s
the inventor's own room, has two. Upon the
top of the cl sed lower sash of one of the win
dows in the first room he placed a jointed fish
ing rod, so adjusted that it would tumble off
upon the floor if an attempt wa> made to raise
the sash. The lower sashe3 of the two other
windows were raised, aud screens covered the
openings. Upon tho top of one of tbe screens
lie placed a toy gun, and upon the other a
gong that he had used on his sled.
These, like the fishing roj, would be
dislo'.ged and thrown down by a touch
from the outside. In his own room the inventor
put on the top of one screen a book, which,
when it should tall, would strike the keys of a
toy piano placed below it ou the floor. On the
other screen, which covered the lower half of
the open window near his bed, he placed three
tin plates which ho had borrowed from the
kitchen. At 3 o'olock the nt*x morning there
was a great clatter in the boy’s room. The
father grasped a revo;ver and rushed in. The
boy stood near bis bed wide awake. The pie
plates were on the floor, but there was no bur
glar. The boy had awakened and feeling chilly
had tri<*d to close the window. In the delight
fully sound sleep of youth he had forgotten
about the burglar alarm. His original proposi
tion was to equip the entire house, out that
proposal is now held for further consideration.
In the death of Robert Stith, the hat man at
tho Southern hotel, that house loses an invalu
able employe, and St. Louis a character of
national reputation. Stith's post of duty at the
Southern ever since the opening of the new
house was at the door of the dining-room,
where he looked after the hats and wraps of
the guests. Such was his marvellously reten
tive memory, added to long training, that he
never issued a check for a hat or marked it
with the name of the owner. Yet, from year's
end to year's end, where hundreds of guests
sought their three meals a day, Mr. Stith
seldom or never made a mistake in returning
an article of head-gear. The patrons of the
house will recall the swift, intelligent glance
Stith would give a stranger, and then the com
prehensive look into the interior of the hat.
That was sufficient, and the chapeau would be
deftly laid aside, while he attended to other
f'uests who mwht be coming in by the score,
t mattered not how long or short a tim the
guest would devote to the pleasures of the
table. Stith and the bat would be ready for him
as be left the dining room. Schemes without
number have bien tried with the idea of confus
ing him an Jcausiug him to make mistakes, but
they always failed.On one occasion, Herrmann,
the magician, s toped into the dining-room un
observed by Stiih and in doing so concealed
his hat, a crush affair, known as an “opera
hat.” in a remote corner of the rack. When
ho '.ame out he told Stith that he was in a ter
rible hurry to recover hia hat, which he
describ'd as being silk of the "*tove-pip©" pat
tern, and promised him a dollar if he could find
it for him. Without a minute’s hesitation Stith
handed Herrmann his hat Herrmann wanted
to know how he ha l found the right hat in
face of an incorrect description, especially I
when there were a score of silk ha:s on |
th© rack at the time. "Easily enougn," said
Stith. “I knew that not one of those hats be
longed to you. A little while ago I saw your
hat iu the corner there, and I knew then that it
belonged to the first man who came out of the
diumg room whom I had not seen enter.” In
addition to the above hapoy faculty Mr. Stith
never failed to locate the species of hotel "beat"
who taks his meals in a hotel under tho pre
tense of being a guest. Regular guests were
brought up with a round turn by Stith when
they look “extra %" to meals with
out reporting the same to the clerks.
Mr. Stith's health failed to such an extent !
that ho lett the Southern finally last April to
try the hea ing waters of various springs. It
was to uo purpose, however, as he succumbed
to an insidious kidney disease, and died last
Wednesday morning. Stith was a very light
mulatto, about V> years of age. Hia fellow em i
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frugal aud abstemious iu hut w r ay of living,
and that he died possess >d by considerable real
estate and other property in St. Louis.
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