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THIS ISSUE
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TWELVE PAGES.
m&i TO m AOVKHTISKMKNTS.
Special Notices—Ladiss Only, B. H. Levy A
Bro.; Notice to Water Taker*; As to Crews of
Norwegian Barks Appia and Madura; Studio,
MissE. A. Hall; Real Estate and Brokerage,
IVm. F. Blois & Cos.; Savannah Savings Bank;
State and County Taxes, 1891; A Trotting Knee,
The Savannah Carrla.e and Wagon Company;
Skylaud Springs Investment Company of Sa
▼annahjßea! Estate and Collecting Agents,
Walthour A Rivera; Maple Cough Drops, Solo
mons & Co.'s Two Drug Stores; Steinway and
Gabler Pianos, at Schreiner's; Fine 1-aundry
Work. EmpiieStcam Laundry; To the Public,
J. F. Kinoeuy; Savannah Steam Laundry;
notice to tne Trade, Schroder A damn's Bot
tliog Works; As to drew of British Steamship
Trevaylor; A Breakfast Suggestion, Estate S.
W. Branch; To the Public, M. Lavin's Estate;
Notice This, Barbour Bros.; Faust Beer Abso
lutely Pure, Geo Meyer, Whole ale Agent.
AmOs km k nts— .Veil Burgess' "Countv Fair" at
Theater Oct. 28 ad 2J; Anniversary Hop of Sa
vannah Social Club at Odd Fellows' Hall, Nov.
t.
Auction Salks— House and Lot on State
Street, House and Lot, on Chariton Street,
House and Lot on President Street, by J. Mc-
Laughlin & Son; Elegant Furniture by R. D.
Laßocbe A Cos.; Contents of Store, Sundries by
J. J. Oppenheim
Clothing—Faik Clothing Company.
Don’t Fail to Attend thi Big Dues* Goods
Bali—At Altmaver's.
We Hold the Fort—Morrison, Foye A Cos,
Look Over Town—Norton A Hanley.
Flannels. Etc.—At Gutman's.
( ' Nobby Overcoats, Etc.—Dryfus Bros.
Kbuiprocity—At the Globe Shoe Store.
’■ Time to be Thinking of Wintkb Goods— D.
Hogan.
Upstairs and Down-stairs—At Sternberg's.
Headquarters for thk Ladiej—C. Gray A
Hon.
Cloaks— Jackson. Metzger A Cos.
A Word oe Two to Our Friends—Appel A
Bchaul.
Ladies Only—B. H. Levy A Bro.
Extra—At Eckstein’s.
* The Savannah Dressmaking and Dnv Goons
Company—H. A. Dumas, Manager.
• We Have Made all Preparation—A. R.
Altmayer A Cos.
A Jump ourrey— The Savannah Carriage and
Wagon C mpany.
Big Baagains in Dress Goods—Crohan A
Dooner.
Baltimore Heaters—Cornwell A Chloman.
Is the Money Market a Little Tight?—L. A
B. 8. M. H.
Hot Shot prom an Overloaded Cannon— The
t> B. Lester Grocery Company.
Happy. Happy Day3—App l A Sehaul.
Furniture—Emil A. Schwarz.
Solid Facts—West’s China Palace.
Cheap Jolcmn Aovs.tTiszMXNra—Help Want
ed; ,X noloyas.it Van>l; Furita.it; .• or Sale;
Lost; Person vl. Miscelian ous.
Texas seems to burn up more expensive
©oucty court houses than any other state in
the union.
Nautical Constructor Herreshoff’g wife
wants a divorce awfully. But she seems to
have a "heap o’ trouble" with it. Yet she
doesn’t aba don the scuffle. Now she’s try
ing the famous and fashionable Rhode
lalaud mill with a supply of charges more
sensational than ever. But her nautical
spouse Is comparatively hardened by this
time. Having withstood and repulsed
so’i)f six or seven similar bombardments
before, a few additional attacks more or less
will probably a,Tec. dud but very slightly.
Probably no man ever more thoroughly
deserved the most severe pennlty for an
aggi orated case of cold-blooded murder
than dues one young Pennsylvaoia man at
Busbkili who disgraces the otherwise reput
able name of Bendy. Alter winuiug and
gioeeiy abusing the devotion of a beautiful
and innocent young girl bo is said to have
repulsed her pleadings for protection with
ruffianly brutality and advised her to com*
mu suicide. Not only LSI but the uo
princ.p sd young beast was a dually So
tea* uses at to *ri e tbs distracted gird a
la her minutely instructing bar bow to 4a
atvoy uar ida. Kanalog no other al'-ena
Itva ha poor gir| did t d.rw ted and Had.
Now U -hat young mas cannot be held to
Iniba4.inant Is cenaputug In murder than
**• Mate >4 CssiijtiMi* ia Unpotent Wap-
McKinley Replies to Crisp.
| Maj. McKinley ha found it neceasary to
take notice of the fact that Judge Crisp is
in Ohio and is delivering some telling
speeches in behalf of the democratic ticket.
In his speech at Cambridge be said: “Mr.
Crisp, of Georgia, said the other night in
Cincin ati that the new tariff law was the
most un-American la.vever p ssed. Strange
la gunge from the gentleman from Georgia.
Think of a southern democrat talking about
the tariff law being un- A:neri an. Ole
thing is certain —it is not a confederate law.
It hasn’t a touch of sec ioaaiism in it. It is
for the south as well as for the north It is
for tha new south, not fashioned
after the plan of the old confederacy. The
confederates put in their constitution when
they unde took to destroy this government
the British decia ation for free trnde.wnich
is hat you find in the democratic platform
of OMp to-day. The souths n Bourbons are
■eekiug again to dictate the industrial policy
of this country. They cannot, they must
not, do it. Their cause—the cause of cheip
labor, of slave labor—perished with the
co federacy.”
Ju T ge Crisp is right. The McKinley tariff
is un-American. It is so because it foste: s
monopolies. It tend3 to divide the people
into two great classes—the extremely rioh
and the very poor. If it is contiuued in
fa ce it will in time make the farmers as
poor as the laborers they employ. They
cannot prosper under a system
which does not increase the prices of
their products, but which does increase
th 9 i r.ces of about everything they are
compelled to buy for tiieir far ns or their
households. The McKinley tariff forces
them to psy from 20 per cent, to 50 per
oenh more for the agricultural implements
and machines which are manufactured in
their own or neighboring states than is paid
for the same article* in the far-away repub
lics of South America. Mr. Blaine himself
has said that the McKinley ta-iff does not
open a market for another bushel <>f wheat
or a .other pound of pork. A ariff is cer
tai ly un-American which robs the farmers
of their prosperity and tends to reduce
them to the ojndition of the toil-burdened
and ignorant p asautry of Europe.
Maj. McKmlev says that ins tariff hasn’t a
touch of sectionalism in it. Does
the south wa it it? Does the north
west want it? Is it not wholly in
the interest of the great manufacturing
monopolies of the eastern states? Had it not
been for the protective system could An
drew Carnegie have amassed a fortune of
many millions cf do'lars in a comparatively
few years? And Mr Carnegie is only one of
thousands.
And how many of Mr. Carnegie’s work
men are better off fluanoially than they
we.eadozan years ego? Maj. McKinley
says that bis tariff tends to elevate the
American workman—insures him higher
wages and a better home, lint does it? A
dLpatch in the New York Frcss, an ex
treme republican publication, stated a day
or two ago that Mr. Carnegie's manager:
bad just decided to reduce the wages of bis
workmen. And yet, according ,o Maj. Mo-
Kinley, one of the chief purposes of the Mc-
Kinley tariff is to protect the American
laborer.
In the face of facts, Maj. McKinley is
having a hard time to convince the farmers
of Ohio that the tariff which bears his name
is helpful to them. He may call southern
statesmen who at .ack it Bourbons, and as
sert that they are trying to make labor
cheap, but by such a course be will convince
no one that Judge Crisp is wrong iu calling
the McKinley ta.iff bill un-Amo. ican.
The people all over the country, by their
votes lost fall, said they did not want
that tariff, and it looks as if they would say
tbe same tbiug this fall.
Tbo Keeley Cure.
The death of the well-known orator and
lawyer, Judge Balser Higginbotham, of
Frankfort, Ind., last Monday, calls atten
tion again to the Keeley cure for drunken
ness. Judge Higginbotham was a patient
of Dr. Keeley at Dwight, 111., at tho time of
his death. He was a slave to drink and had
determined to try the Keeley treatment.
It is not stated that the treatment caused
bis death, and It would not bo fair to aa
sumo tuat it did.
Tho Keeley cure has been quite gener
ally discus!od i y the leadiug physicians of
tho country receutly, and they do not havo
much confidence in it. Dr. Dana of New
York says that it was talked about a great
deal by the doctors at the congress of
American Neurologists, wbiob met in
Washington last month, and that the
opinion was that Dr. Keeley made use of a
mind cure, and also used a narcotic for
hypodermic injections. Dr. Keeley claims
that his medicine is bi-chloride of gold, but
Dr. Dana says that it is hardly possible that
he uses that as a cure for drunkenness. Bi
chloride of gold is not mentioned, it is said,
as a drug in any medical book.
There is very little confidence in the
Keeley oure among physicians who nave
acquired prominence iu their profession.
One of the reasons is probably that Dr.
Keeley keeps his cure a secret if be has, in
fact, discovered one. He lias written noth
ing about it in the medical journals. His
purpose seems to be to make money out of
it, and from a professional standp int his
conduct is cot defensible. If be has dis
covered a genuine remedial agent be ought
to give it to the public, just as Dr. Koch
gave his discovery for tubereolosis.
There are millions of people suffering
from alcoholism sad Dr. Keeley. it seems,
intends to let them suffer. The New Y'ork
Sun says be “is not a healer loyal to
the noblest prlncinte and practice of the
medical art, but of a proprietary
medicine, who is mercilessly enriching him
self at tbe expense of the sufferers of the
dreadful disease of drunkenness.” Under
the circums.ances It is cot to be wondered
at that tbe doctors are shy of him.
By way of revenge upon Frince Al Sir
William Gordou-Cummiug of baccarat
fame, who is rusticating in his native i.ealhs
in tbe Hcottisn Highlands, has lodged a pro
test wiib the municipal counoil uf K.glu
agamstthe body appropriating money to be
u-ed in tendering a public reception to the
Duke and Duebess of Fife, daughter and
•on in-law of tne I’riuce of Wait**. Not
withstanding tbe fact that strenuous efforts
Leva i eeu made to Induce Sir William to
witudraw hit protest he remains firm in
pressing it. There are not wanting those
whocoude nu Hir Wdiiaui for seeking to
st. ike the father tl.ro ,gb ths daughter.
lUaJ.y it and appear rather unfair.
Despite tbe doleful wall of tha Chicago
later Ocean tiia this campaign is “hard
oh (bs Un plate liars,” the Now York I'lett
is ke-ping up tbe struggle and as euarr
fuuy a* might ha aspected u .dar ths otr
minstate' auu unoso “Oua more tm
plats ist'-wf." W bat a furmus aenfNe thee
ptotactiohMi* wiU has* wian they die u> -
mg hr play lt. J eUr f g g puma.
THE MORNING NEWS: SUNDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1891-TWELVE PAGES.
Fusy Factors.
The cotton factors of this city are about
as busy now as they cau possibly desire to
be. They have all the business they can
attend to. Their employes are hard at
work trora an early hour in the morning
until a late hour at ■ ight The local receipts
of cotton are considerably large', in pro
portion to the total receipts, than they were
last year —larger, in fact, than in any pre
vious year for a number of years. This is
due to a great extent to dissatisfaction that,
id many instances, has grown out of free*
on-hoard shipments.
A gi eat many merchants in the interior,
who sold their cotton free on board last
year, are sending their cotton to factors here
this season to be sold. They believe they
will realize better results by plaoing it in
the hands ef factors, and they are not likely
to be disappointed. Having it properly
classed and offered in a market where there
are many buyers, and consequently a great
deal of competition, they are certain of get
ting the highest market price for it. It
would not be urprising if, eventually,
much the larger part of the crop would be
consigned to factors at the ports.
It is absolutely necessary that the grow
ers should get every cent for their cotton
that can be obtained for it in the present
condition of the market. At the prevailing
prices there is no profit in raising cotton,
and many growers will be fortunate if they
get their expenses out of their crops.
The very heavy receipts have undoubted
ly had the effect ot depressing prices. And
the low prices will continue unless the re
ceipts fall off very noticeably. The anxiety
to get cotton to market is due to the mis
take erowers made last year in holding cot
ton for higher prices. Leading aiiiancemen
advised the holding of cotton, and those who
acted upon the advice had cause to regret
doing so. To advise farmers with respect to
ths time of selling their ci ops is a rather
risky thing to do. because there are so many
unforeseen things which influence prices.
Among well-informed factors, however,
the belief prevails that the prices of cotton
will be considerably higher before tbo sea
son is over than they are now. The basis
of this belief is that the crop will not be as
large as last > ear’s, and that this will tie
come apoareot within a few weeks. How
ever, cottcn growers must judge for them
selves whether to sell now or wait for a
rise. If they act on their own judgment
they will have only themselves to blame if
they make a mistake.
Fur Will Fly in tho Fassett Family.
Candidate Fassett appear* to be in a
fair way to realize upon that old scriptural
adage, which s U forth that “a man's great
est foes are those of bis own household.’
Under “circumstances over which he had
no control” it doth appear from the evi
dence that the Hon. J. Sloat Fassett early
in life involuntarily came Into possession of
a cousin several degrees removed. Possibly
Mr. Fassett now wishes that he had re
moved several degrees further away while
he was about it. Be that as it may, the
cousin met tho candidate tbe other fine
day. According to his statement the
coudn chased the candidate a considerable
distance for the purpose of meeting him and
“talking over family matiers.’’ Evidently
the candidate was not right ripe for that
sort of a discussion just then. Bo far from
a hearty and healthy participation in that
ever joyous diversion the callous and soul
less candidate turned hit face irrelevantly
away from tho fascinating flow of domestic
conversation and gazed vacantly through
his car window across the broad expanse of
the tufted turnip fields and away o’er the
lea, bo to speak. Anon he would then turn
to the political followers with whom he was
surrounded and make desultory remarks
having no sort of bearing upon “them
family matters. ”
Therefore Cousin Oatcake Fassett vows
that he never was snubbed so hard in his
life. It riled him and made him hot under
the collar. Hence b-1 o-o-d! Metaphorically
speaking Cousin Oatcake is loaded for b’ar,
and has a political cheese knife up each
sleeve aud a further supply down his back
and in both of his capacious bootlegs. They
are ground down keen and they are tno is'us
anxious to get at somebody's vitals.
Still the cousin admits that when he went
to meet the candidate he only did it because
he was proud of his relative who had received
the republican nomination for governor of
New Y'ork. No desire to help him in any
way seems to have entered the simple old
farmer’s head. Only curiosity. That’s all.
After he had been duly introduced in the
orthodox way and promptly claimed kin
greatly to the astonishment of tho candi
date he was in turn sorely surprised that
“them family matters” didn't at once claim
his relati ve’s attention.
Yet Cousin Oatcake manifested some iittle
discernment and disc imination. All tbe par
tisan ser vitu ie of tho candidate's long n >liti
cal record failed to attract his fond relative.
It was the fact that he was a party nominee
for a big office that inspired Cousin Oat
cake to “feel proud of him.” Considering
that his new-found cousin was only the nom
inee of the Republican party the old man's
family pride seems to be rather excessively
susceptible to the excilarating influences of
excitement. Nevertheless he very em
phatically declares that a candidate for
governor who will not stop short in his
canvass amid a crowd of politicians aud
strangers to “talk over family matters” is
“too mean and unprincipled to hold the
office.” Ergo he’s “agin him.”
When a man starts up in tbe world he
usually acquiree a great many new rela
tives and friends that be never heard of
before who are eager to climb upon his
back and soar along with him. Candidate
Fas ett is by no means the first ambitious
man to be so affl cted.
Between tbe guileful statesmeu of Tam
many Hall and the perennially blooming
and i rotperous United States Pooh-Bah and
prii cipal director of ge serai elections known
to fame an 1 the criminal courts as Huper
visor John I. Davenport tbe unsophisticated
vote-propeller >f wicked Gotham is to have
a regular hurrah time ot it this “load o'
poles.” That Jobnni has drawn out his
• oaring machinsaodls uow busily engaged
lu acquiring anew fall stock of “United
.States deputy supervisors” to aid him In
collaring voters who eat so much “punkin”
pie that they can't tell a s story to
vote upon. Mouksys and parrots of a rol
licking turn of iniud could secure valuable
•pointers” on verbal gymnastics from these
practical political gladiator*.
Am ng the shipping community ot New
York mrli uneasiness prevails e mwtranig
the Wisconsin, long past due, and now
eleven days at tea. No news has (wan -
oeivaduf ha- by the Garnierne, w icit ar
rived Wednesday ot'S’iii >g tost bad Dot
sighted tha aliasing ship. Hut the bare fast
b-t M chsel lis vim (sow board may not
inudoo bar ait rough be does appear Id be
i lor from lutky sort ui a man.
PERSONAL.
Bishop Brooks will deliver the opening ad
dress of the Episcopal church congress at Wash
ington, on Nov. 17.
Mk and Mrs. STErnzs Oreorne of Knoxville,
Teun , are soon to celebrate the 72d anniver
sary of their marriage. They are respectively
101 and 92 years of age and Dave 290 descend
ants.
For the first time since her conversion to
the orthodox faith the Grand Duchess Ser
gius of Russia has been permitted to visit
her father, the Grand Duke of Hesse-Darm
stadt.
Charles Spcrskon, now slowly recover
ing from his recent illness, has written a
letter to his congregation, ln’orming them
tot he is going abroad for rest and change of
scene.
Mrs. Archibald Brown, the daughter of
Chief Justice Fuller, whose romantic marriage
created such a sensation in Chicago some time
ago. is lying at the point of death in her father's
residence with typhoid fever.
Charles T. Capes, master of the Boston
l atin school, has been connected with that in
stitution for forty years. It is half a century
now since he was himself a pupil there. At that
lime Edward Everett Hale was an usher in the
school.
There are three surviving sons of the author
of ’'Pickwick”—Charles Dickens, editor of
All the Year Round. Alfred Tennyson D ckens,
a merchant in Melbourne, and Edwin Bulwer-
Lytton Dickens, a member of the New South
Wales parliament.
Bocrke Cock ran, Tammany candidate for
congress,will be bitterly opposed by the County
Democracy, owinglto his statement regarding
the e mnty democrats as "that organization
known to fame ana the criminal courts as the
County Democracy.”
Col. Fred Mcsssy, now flying correspondent
of the Cincinnati Commercial-Gazette, succeeds
Gen. Boynton in charge of the Washington
bureau. Col. Mussey has a wide knowledge of
public men and matters, and has gamed a nota
ble reputation by his previous work.
Robert Hob and George DeForrest are said
to divide the honor of pos.essing the finest
private library in Nei# Y’ork. While Mr. H< e’s
missals and peci ens of the Gutienburg press
are wonderful, Mr. DeForrest s eighteenth
cen ury books are said to be unequaled.
The statue of E.irl Granville will, writes a
London correspondent, be erected in the cen
tral hall at Westminster, where it will be a
worthy com panion to the statue of Earl Russo L
Upward of ±12,000 has been subscribe! for t e
statue, and t e artist is to be Mr. Thornycroft.
Thr Pbince or Wall- retains his intimacy
with Baron Hirscb, and will visit him next week
at bis estate of St. Johann in Moravia. The
beautiful Lady Brooke will be there, and the
newly married Lord and Lady Dudley are aiso
expected to be the guests of ibe hospitable Jew.
Gen. Bbggere. controller of President Car
not’s household, holds his present place through
a curious piece of bad and yet good fortune. He
was a member of Marshal Mac.Mahon’s and
President Grevy’s households, but would have
been removed by Presid nt Carnot had not the
latter accidentally wounded him while out
shooting. - *
The greatest heiress in Rome at the present
moment is the 18-year old Princess Maria Bar
berina-Qolonna, who will bring to her future
husband pbt only a fortune of 810,000.000, but
also tbaifitle of Prince of Palestrina, Duke of
Castle Vecohio, tne hereditary oriorsblp of the
Order of'St. John of J-rova!<fe. and tbe heredi
tary rank of lieutenant general of the papal
forces.
■' -I
BRIGHT BIT B.
Lady Tip Fifth street oar JSsterdav to little
girl beside hen—What s vonr tfnl.’s name*
Little Girl-It was goi g tobe Daisy, but I
changed It tj Ruth. —Fulalelphia Record.
Author— l have just completed a story of
300,000 words.
His F8 tend— How Is t bet possible? There are
but 150JL0 words in the language.
Author---Ah, but this Is auyilect story.—
Judge. -*
Jack—They have anew wrinkle down town; a
barbershop where you have your hat ironed
while you are bain - shaved.
Harry—Wbat is the Idea of that?
Jack—To kicking About the Ttttt you forget to
kink about the shavt* —Puck.
When you see a man who's nervous, ill at ease,
Don't imacino that he’s in a pretty pickle.
If yon watch hlm> you wilt see him rub his
knees.
Then you know his new fail undergarments
tickle.— PitUhwo Ills catch.
Coin D-ai.er— Now, here's a rare old coin,
struck at Jerusalem, when the Je vs owned the
city.
Customer—But. lock at t?ie date: 1679.
Coin Denier—Ab, but you sea. that means tha
year 1679 before Christ. [Fact.]— Aeu> York
He, aid.
SiMMEReo.y (over a bbttie of Mumm's)—Tho
best of Unde Dick s legacy, old boy, is that it
will give me a chance to see Europe.
Rarabo—l thought you went abroad three
years ago?
Simm-rson -Yes, but that was a honeymoon
tour.— Smith-Gray Monthly.
“I bay. Benedict, can’t you help me out on
this? In trying to describe rtiy heroine’s dress
I've put a strip of fur on tue bottom of her
dross, aud now t don’t knpw what in blazes to
call it.”
Benedict—Call it? By Jove. I should think
that was easy enough. Why, furbelow, of
course —Rost m Fast.
As ordinary THUKnsRktdRM is said to travel
at the average rate of thirty miles an hour. Of
course, that is the plain, ordinary tbuuder
storm that merely goes loafing along for the
purpose of souring milk and committing minor
depredations. The thunderstorm designed es
pecially to catch you iu your new fall suit and
silk hat swoops along at a much faster rate.—
Detroit Free Frees.
Ms Gotham—l see that anew law in Georgia
prohibits the selling of liquor within three
miles of a church or a schoo, house.
Col. Kaintuete. of Louisville —My stars: That’s
a terrible blow to Georgia.
Mr. Gotham—Think so ?
Col. K,untuck—Mercy, yes. In five years
there won’t be a church or a school
house left in the state.—. Vets Fork Weekly.
Cashi.ey—There, now that I have given that
poor .V. man a quarter I ought to nave luck.
Fiaihly—Don't follow, my dear man; nothing
to do with it.
Oasb'.ey—Why?
Flasbly— I went to the races one day and gave
a blind man standing at the gate a quarter for
luck. Lost every cent I bad. When I came out
I tried to borrow a quarter of the blind man. but
be couldn't see it.—Aafe Field'* Washington.
CURRENT COMJdaNT.
Laboriously Lying fer Life.
Prom the Chicago Times (Did.).
Maj. McKinley has made 100 speeches since
his nomination for governor, and in every one
of them has uttered the barefaced lie that for
eigners are made to pay our taies by the op *r
ation of bis tariff law. And yet, ons little bit of
e idenee such as any importer can cite over
throws the whole fabric of unsupported false
hood.
Running Well on a Clean Record,
from the Indianapolis Sentinel (Dent.).
Gov Boles is making a magnificent canvass
in lowa His meetings are the largest ever held
by any party In the st-ite, and bis able discus
sions of state and national issues are evidently
producing a profound impress on upon the peo
pile Tue record of bis administration is an ex
cellent one. and is not seriously attacked by the
republicans. All the indications point to Gov.
Bo.es' re election by an increased majority,
and, if such shall be the result, lowa will be
almoat certain to cuoose democratic electors
next year.
Argument By Analogy.
From the Chicago Globe I Inti 1.
In 1871 Chicago was dcelroyed by fire, entail
ing a loaa of
8200.0(10.000.
In ’.Bl*l under the McKinley law Chicago's loss
by lire is less than
8.1.0 0,000.
TUI* simple statement proves that protection
is one of ihe gi eased blessings tnat ewr struck
the country. ______
Pounding Out Prominence.
From the Providence Journal tint).
Boat fane tacUoe are being re peeled In (he
reports from (h - liars* and and Vais athletic
fields A foot hah acrlin nags Is not the met
important part of a liberal education, but if
C help-athletic* ars ta ue eueouraged a mi re
rat OSc aud dignified spirit must be infused
Into i .eui "Lot u, u/ a bout. br->uiar." as and
is*w> ■ tusuo, the k liuae, < bel meeting be
fneud Upon ike (main It Harvard bad up t
< oruoil up m she fu eat re the ouemp . usL.p
nugkt rae la utnor beaus and the > re e,*e of
net iwdseneoe u.amta.awl by Valo aud Harvard
le btoimse teeu lovers f vpui
When Gov. Poggr Was Alone. ’
Coccsrning the piscatory part cf the expedi
tion, as an angler. Gov. Hogg grew enthusias
tic, says a San Antonio (Tex.l correspondent of
the Fort Worth Gazette. “I was sitting in
tbe boat, and, one day.” he said, "just inside
the pass, when I felt a nibble I jerfcel the line
gently, when I kne I Tad uim. I Dean to haul
in ana felt the line grow heavier Then be. au
a succession of savage rushes, and all grew slid
as the br-ast when the spirit tiath flown When
the end of the line came to the surface I found
a tangle of flsb. I had first hooked a snapper;
tbe sra per had been seized by a terrupm.
which was unaole to re a itself; the terrapin
had been run through by a swordfish, which
was fastened by his long blade, ana a stinga ee
had wrapped itself around tbe swordtis.i and
stung him to death. I suppose there must have
been SOO pounds of meat on the hook.”
Asked if tt.ere was any one else in the boat
the governor replied that he was aione.
“When the Tide Goes Out.”
“When the tide goes out he will die.”
With tbe assurance born of long experience
beside deathbeds the nurse in somber gray
whispered tboss word3 to one of the sufferer's
friends last night, says the New York World,
in a tenement house iD Se enteenth street
The man had been working on the dock and
a crane had fallen and st uck Mm on the head.
They boce him away to his squalid boinet Tne
company had sea. a doc.or and a curse, but
these w ere cow of small avail.
"It is only a !eg-*nd."
"Yes, it is only a legend, but wait and see.”
Tuere was tbe faint ticking of til• ciock, but
that was all that broke the silence of tne next
few tours.
The night ebb ‘d slowly away.
Dawn was almost breaking.
“The tide—it is v rv n ar t e full now," whis
pered the patient watcher. “Come c oser if
you want to see him die.”
And the little group in the room moved closer.
And so, too, he died, died wh n the tide w. nt
out at "r-ak of day; and out on toe bosom uf
the tide had swept away, toward a great, un
lighted sea, a human soul.
"It is only a legend, I know,” sail the nurse
afterward, “but 1 have been beside many death
beds aid never yet have I known the fancy to
prove false. There seems to be even in death,
as in life, a strange lide, an l in the case of
death, a tide in some strange sort blended
ad acting iu keeping with the circle of the tide
that runs out to the ocean.”
Able to !-'ervß Their Country.
When tbe September term of the district
court opened yesterday there was one among
the jurors who wanted tube excused, says the
O naha World-Herald. John Doe is not hia
name, but it goes here.
“Wnat is your ame?" adied Judge Davis.
“John Doe,” was the reply.
“Do you want to be excused from duty?” in
quired the judge.
“Hey? You’il have to talk a little louder.
Judge. "I'm a little hard of hearing,” sai 1 Mr.
Doe.
Judge Davis repeated the question and Mr.
Doe replied:
“No, sir; I don't want to serve."
"What excuse kave you?”
“Weil, Judge, I'm hard o'boarlne and I'm
afraid It would be useless for me to try to serv
"Can you hear an ordinary conversational
tone?” asked tne judge.
“Hey?" remarked Doe, placing his hand be
hind bis ear.
"X say. can you hear an ordinary conversa
tional tone of voice?” asked the judge, pitching
his voice a iittle higner.
“Wed. it bothers me some,” said Doe.
“Well*" said Judge Davis in a low tone, “1
guess we will have to excuse* you if you can t
tear well. ”
Low as the tone was Doe heard it and started
away with a pleased smile twinkling about his
face.
"Wait, Mr Doo,” said Judge Davis. “I guess
if you can hear tha’ you can uear weHenou.hto
serve as a juror. We cannot excu-e you."
And John Doe collapsed and fell into the
nearest chair.
Fables of Oar Own Time.
A Man of Experience in Business, says tho
San Francisco Examiner, was awaiting the
judgment of the Court in an action for dam
ages which hn ha I brought against a railway
company. Tbe door opened and the judge of
the court entered,
“Well.” sa : d lie, “I am going to decide your
case to-day. If I should decide in your favor I
won'er how you wouii express your satisfac
tion?"
“Sir," said the Man of Experience and Busi
ness “I sh utd risk your anger by offering you
one-half tbe sum awarded.”
“Did 1 say I was going to decide that case?"
said the udge abruptly, as if awakening from
a dream. "Dear me. how absent-minded I am!
I mean I have already decided it, and judgment
has been entered for the fnll amount that you
sued fur.”
“Did I sav I would give you one-half?” said
the Man of Experience iu Business coldly.
"Dear me, how near T came to be mg a rascal. I
mean that I am greatly obliged to you.”
* * * * * * *
A dead Boodler wa? awakened by an Angel
anJ told to prepare bimself for trial.
"Before whom.'” he asked, rqhbing his eyes
and yawning.
‘ Tho Ruler of the Universe,” the Angel re
plied, in a low, reverential tone.
“I deny the legality of the tribunal." said the
Boodler, with animation “Please ba so good as
to take me to Judge Murphy.”
"Excuse me," said the Angel; “you'll get
there soon enough: but I can’t take you. There
would be nothing left of roe but an odor of
burnt feattiers. Jud.e Murphy is dead, too.”
♦ * *
A Hurled-back Allegation, which, after a
brief rest, had again sia ted forth upon its mis
sion of mischief, met an Inkstand in midair.
"How did the honorable Member whom you
represent know that I was coming agtuu?'" in
quired the Huried-back Allegation
“He did not,” the Inksta and replied; “he isn't
at all forehanded at repartee."
••Why, then, do you come, things being even
when be had hurled me back?”
"He wa iteri to be a little ahead?"
And tho Inkstand hurried forward to per
form its immemorial work iu the bands of
legislation.
End cf the Summer.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox in the Independent,
Tne birds laugh loud and long together
When fashion's followers speed away.
At the first cool breath of autumn weather.
Wbv, this is the time, cry the birds, to stay!
When the deep calm sea and the deep sky over
Both look their passion through the sun kissed
space,
Asa blue-eyed maid and her bine-eyed lover
Might each gaze into the other's face.
O, this is the time when careful spying
Discovers the secrets na ure knows.
You find when the butt rflie? p an for flying
(Before the thrush or blackbird goes);
Y'ou see some day by the water 8 edges
A brilliant border of red and black.
And then off over the hills and hedges
It flutters away on the summer's track.
The shy little sumacs, in lonely placss.
Bowed all summer with dust and heat,
Like clean clad childrenwitbra.u washed faces,
Ar - i.i-essed in scarlet from li ‘ad to feet
And never a flower had the boastful summar
lu all the blossoms that deck'd her sod,
So royal bued as that late comer,
Tbe purple enum of the golfieu rod.
Some chill gray dawn you note with grieving
That the King of Autumn is ou his way.
You see with a sorrowful slow believing
How the wanton woods have gone astray.
They wear t e *tain of hold cares es
Of riotous revels with old King Frost;
They dazzle all eye* with their go geous dresses,
Nor care that their green young leave, are lost.
A wet wind blows from tbe ea=t one morning,
T.ie wood's gay garments 1 ok draggled out.
You hear aaound and your bear; takes warning
The birds are planing their winter route.
They wheel and settle and soold ad wrangle.
Tneir tempers are ruffled, their voices Ion*;
Theu whirr—and away in a feathered tangle
To fade In the south like a passing cloud.
ENVOI.
A songless wood stripped bare of glory—
A s dden in or that is black and brown;
Tbe year has finished its last I >ve story—
O.’let us away to the gay, bright town!
HAKINU I‘OWUKtt.
rfft am,Baking
iCL^Powden
Used in Millions of Homes— -40 Years the Standard
FLAVORING EXTRACTS.
Millions.
Every one, no doubt, has
heard of Dr. Price's Delicious
Flavoring Extracts, but, al
though millions of bottles of
them are annually manufac
tured, there are yet hundreds
of housewives who know
nothing of their excellence
from actual use. These fla
vorings are without question
the finest and purest of their
kind manufactured in the
world, and they will eventu
ally be used as a luxury from
one end of the country to the
other. The grocer who en
courages the sale and use of
such pure and wholesome ar
ticles, is doing his duty to
his patrons and making his
businfq<s n q?i
HEMS Off INTEREST.
Nidal, one of the most famous last decade
sculptors of France, was stone U ad at the time
when he executed so-ne of his moat famous
works.
What was Ions? supposed to be a wax figure
on ft crucifix in the Burgos cathedra! turns out
to be a mummified human body. The church
record shows that it has been in its present
position siuce 1140 A. D.
The Los Angeles (Cal.) Herald denies that tho
late James W. Marshall was the discoverer of
roM 0:1 th * Pacific s ope. Marshall dated his
discovery from January, 1848; t e Herald sa>s
that Fra’ cisco Lopez discovered it in Los
Angeles county in 1p42.
A physician in St. Lou s says: *T recall a
cas* of a younj? man. personally known to me,
who had been dumb for five yean*. One da be
was out hunti g, and in the excitement of the
ch se r e ye.led with his companions till the air
resounded wit i th* echo fora mile oway. After
considerable yelling: he surprised his friends by
ca liujr upon' them with perfect articulation.
From that day forward Ms voic * remained and
was as i.atural as t evt of any man in tne com
munity. 'ihe.e are several such c>eos ou
record, though in most of tuem, unlike th* one
I nave mentioned, the cure has been effected by
med cal treatment. E ectricit /i* the chief and
surest nuaiis by which to bring about the happy
result."
An exhibit of the pro ions stones of North
Carolina is attracting great attention at the
southern interstate exposition at Raleigh. In
t ie collect on are cervls, in tne form of emer
alds, c rvsoberyls and aquamarines. They are
of a very ncu green color, and sell, it is said,
for the pr.ee ot diamonds. There are also gar
n ts of almadine c lors, others of a bright
c lerry red, and ati 1 other* of a cinnamon
color. Cams cut from rutile are also con
spicuous varying in color from red and brown
to as: ining back. They are f”imd in tbe
counties of Bu ke, Catawba, Alexand r. and
Iredell. Sapphires and rubies in limited quan
tity are also fouud in the Western North Caro
lina mountains. There is no regular market yet
for any of these stones, but northern cepitalists
are putting up works and sinking shafts in
Alexander county with a view to turning the
new industry to account. Jeweler' sav that the
North Carolina stuues can he cut into tasteful
ornaments.
White preachers cannot move a colored con
gregation us the negroes cau and do. In Nov
ember, 18 0, when the general convention of the
Episcopal church met ut Rienmond, the pastor
of t e largest colored congregation there—the
Baptist church, which bad bought and owned
is ; a tor—courteously invitt-d some of the
bishops to a dress them. Tne choice fell on
Bishop Willia us of Connecticut, and Bish p
Clarke of Rhode Island, both extremely eloquent
preachers, a id tuey stood up before 3,000 hearers
and did their best to rouse them. Tne colored
people sat silent, respectful and admiring be
lore tne two prelates, but gave no out ward sign
of inter *st. Presently the pastor arose, thanked
his visitors in the name of his fiock, arid then
went on to make application of what tney had
heard. His flr*t Words were like a breat hof
wind over a field of ripening grain. Every head
responded. Tnen came signs, groans, and shouts
as tne great deep of human feeling was broken
up, and 3.001 people were in tears, an l in the
throes of sympathy. “I tell you,'” said one of
the bishops afterward, in narra :ig his experi
ence, *T wasadiamed of myself when I watched
tho power of the colored preacher and recog
nized my own failure.”
Mrs. Thcrman, the wife of Jud?e Allen O.
Thurman, who died recently at Columbus, was
the victi nof the grip during the winter, and
never recovered from the attack. Advanced age
prevented her from ever regaining her accus
tomed strength. The only p rsons present at
the death scene were her husband, her son,
Allen W. Thurman, Mrs. Gov. McCormick of
Now York, a and Miss Nina Thur
nian, Allen W. T mrinan's oldest daughter.
Mr> Thurman hai b *en unconscious for forty
eight hours. The scene was an affecting one,
but Judge Thurman bore up much better under
t! e or leal than it was thought he would.
He was grateful that his aged p rtner should be
perini ted to die in so p aceful an i painless a
ma iner. Mrs. Thurman was universally loved.
A great point iu her caaraeter was her remark
able benevolence. She was continually caring
for the sck and needy, and was always found
ready to c ntribute to a worthy cause. She
never l Jcatifi and uerself with any ctiurch, but
w s a church going woman engage 1
incuarity Mrs. Thurman was born in c iUi*
cothe in 1811, ad her maiden name was Mary
Iu ner father. Walter i un. was a wealthy
land owner and merchant at that place. While
Mary was yet a young lady father moved to
Lexington. Ky. Here she married Mr. Thomo
kms. but he died after a few years. She was
married to Jud.e T. airman in Noveinl>er, 1844.
English travelers and offic rs in India who
have managed, through favoiltism with the
priests, to -ain ace sS to some of the half ruined
temples of l’anj. a city aoout 200 miles trom
Madras hii\e learned that the principles of thi
telephone nave been known in mat country for
t ousands of years. In tue city of Panj there
are two temples about a mile apart In the
interior cn the groun . floor of each there is a
8m til circular room guarded day and night
from nativr sas weli a* strangers. These rooms
are supposed to he the abi ling places of ‘'gov
erning spiri s,” but iu reality are tho termini of
a telephone line w’hich is laid under grouud
from one building to the other. The super
stitious natives regari little circular
rooms with the great- st awe, because
thev have had demonstrated to them on
various occasions the power of these
“governing spirits" to communicate with
the ether tern. le. When thin miracle is be.ng
performed t e natives are required to make
their oilerings in on * building and tnake known
their wishes and desires. Then, upon immedi
ately repairing to the other temple, they
are informed of all <h > have said or done To
us that is al! easy enough, b n to tho supersti
tious native of Injiait is pro f that tbe prie-ts
are supernatural beings. Tnose who have vis
ited t .cse telephone connected temples say that
tne transmitters are of wood, and that thy are
al>out the size of a flour barrel. The wire is
said to he of neither st el, copter nor brant,
but of eur.stance closely res mbliog the l tier
metal Old worm-eaten tr&.isixuitere, said to be
2,000 years ol , have been shown those fortunate
enough to gain admission to those t-u ples.
CHRISTOPHER GRAY & SOU.
DEADQUARTERS ~
For the Ladies
To Get Their Supply of
Dry Goods
This leek.
bargains in
Table Covers,
Stamped Linen,
Bureau Scarfs, eta
LADIES’ LONG CAPES,
JACKETS AND NEWMARKETS.
We Draw Your Attention to Our Colors!
and Blaclt
Dress Goods,
Blankets and
Wool Underwear.
C. M
DANIEL HOGAN.
a——aa—
TO BE THINKING OF
Winter Goods
We Offer This Week
300 Pieces 38 and 40-inch Plain and Fancy
DRESSGOODS
In Plaids, Stripes, Checks, Chev
lots and Homespuns, at 25, 30,
38 and 40c; reduced from 30,
35, 45 and 50c.
CHOICE SHADES IN
Bedford Cords.
Three Grade, of this very popular SUITING at
lowest prices.
EXTRA BARGAINS ALL THIS WEE’S IN
Camel’s Hair Dress Goods
At prices ranging from 85c to $3 per yard.
FUR
CAPES.
Wa havo on hand and offer a complete line ol
FT R CAPES iu Astrakhans, CanadafSeal. Wool
heal, Alaska Sable, Beaver, Nutria Beaver.
Mink and Persian i.ainb.
C-A.-R-P-E-TS
Body Brussels, Tapestry and Ingrain Carpet,
at popu ar prices, and MADE and LAID os
snort notice.
100 PIECES NEW
CHINA MATTINC
In DAMASK and other novel designs at from
30 to 60c per yard.
500 Boys’ Suits
From 4 to 16 years to be closed out at
LESS THAN COST.
GROCERIES.
HOT SHOT
FROM AN
OVERLOADED CANNON.
See what you pay for Seif-raising Flour nl
BuckwLeat and then read our prices.
6-pound package best Self-raising B.ckwheal
25c.
8-pound package best Self-raising Buckwheat
15c.
6 pound package best Self-raising Flour 27c
-6-p mad package choice Self raising Flour Ko. ;
Small package Self-raising Flour 10c.
We are loaded down with goods, while our
wagons are going almost night and day. " e
manage to keep a large stock of fine Groceries.
Hint's and Liquors and invito the public M
drop in and get our prices.
I). K LESTER GROCER! Cft
VEGETABLES FRUITS.
==:PEAS^^
ELA.CK EYE PEAS.
BSPEUKLED PEAS.
RED RUST PROOF TEXAS
SEED OATS,
SEED RYE. .
Apples. Cabbage, Potatoo*
Ouions, Lemons. Peanut-- 1 .
Turnips, Etc.
ILORIOA OItAMC>K.
HAY, (iRAIN AND FEAR
IN CA* UUTBO ,L?4iS _
W. D. SIMKINS.