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ad; kl c>l; Far Aeut; for So*,
lor. Parson;. Knoeuanao'*
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Woma in Chicago are aaUtng 10 far a
Wft*- oa; -rul.mc tuaaie fur a chance to
“fling a vote,' as our owe frmne Seiiow
dt xaus pa; IF TUer *art to rote real bad
and User are prepared to rigorously express
tbs opinion that “ the horrid uueo are jnst
boo mean for anything” if they don't let
timm ballot So tow
s -poea 1 .alor Hoey is now said to be in a
btnuor for settling with the Adn:n* Ki
p'** Company If the director* accept his
teexni Meanwhile be bas resigned his
<£ce as a manager in the corporation and
traniforred ali of bis property eo as to ren
der it unsrai table to a court judgment. Em
fr .it.y practical and prudent is Mr. Hocy.
Wit* all the emphasis of a big and black
bead-Une that is termined with n punctu
atvry grunt the Chicago fit ter Ocean
frankly admit* that this tariff campaign
ing U "Hard On the Liars.” Several con
eecutire months of persistent effort to
establish mythical tin plate works appears
tc hayeso told upon the Inter Ocean ai to
reduce it to the weakness of “telling on” its
pertisas.
Vostai telegraphy is still the put schema of
the Hon. Jerusalom Wanatnaker. TVhat
the Hon. Jay most wauts la a verr cheap
system by which a man in the retail cloth
ing business— say —would be enabled
to wire up into Wayback county iu the
state of Pennsylvania and say to Farmer
tYheatstack: says he; “Can’; sell you no
new-fa gland horsey striped brooches to-day,
could I< Hey.” And then Farmer Wheat
stack ho wires back; says he: “Let ’er tty
H them pants don't bag at the knees.”
“Them’s the kind - of facilities that the Hon.
Jay wants to provide for the country.
Mississippi is agitated over the recant re
port of a coroner’s jury at Pocahontas which
found that young Oeorge Johnson name to
his doatb at the hands of tns stepfather,
John Fontaine. As the family of Fontaine is
wue of the most promiueut in the state t'ao
arrest has cau ed a sensation. Fontaine
says he is innocent, as he thinks ho will be
bie to prove, ami that the prosecution is
inspired by the ma im of an enemy. That
he will hare an opportunity to prove when he
is tried bv a committing court at Jackson on
Tuesday. Apparently young Johnson was
beir to considerable property, and the
cause assigned for tho crime is that Fon
taine wanted to make way with him so that
lie could handle ft. However true it may
bo the theory is at least plausihla on its
lace.
Builder James Bogert has eked quite a
citable sized advertisement of his business
out of the a nouucemeut that he has pre
pared plans for a towor to surpua in Light
both tbs famous Kiffel and the proposed
Chicago atn.cn ue. At the hate Builder
bogert 1 * tower fs to lie Mu feet square, fifty
feet square at the aj*x and I.VVj feet high
It will ha a lectaiigufar struotur**, diuumsti
log gradually as it rises and relieved by
arebas and circles iu tts facade*. Thau the
cs owning atory is to ha locl-eed in glass
an 1 suimounted by a flag pu ls fifty fee'
high. Pro Talon u alao to te male for at
lean atavetura, (waits of which will go up
t'M feat and fha saber fon to top. Joiyal
Balldar (t(srt wants hla tower bo tit is
Maw Yura city. Moreover hr says ribcage
ssusnot be* Uou any term* Oheersasut
•t i sas.ii will node that afasa a paew ngairw
geta te Has top of Builder Bogart's (oarer
U mu ua a swuatdereUa daMano* o* his
baaa. ftetarus-ioaa Itoswa er* pieoiy of
>a Baa Verb ioi(e fiigtuy ao-ogl to
ur muck • ueOtud id rau* m U* mnU.
No Discrimination by Judge Lynch.
Many of the more rabidly partisan Re
i publican party newspapers throughout the
j east and west appear to be reveliug in the
1 throes of frenziel surprise because an
impetuous throng of Lruisiama citizens
while excited with indignation at the
brutality of a drunken white man who
willfully shut down a respectable negro
women wp-sted the offender from the
prison officials aod summarily hanged him
to the most convenient tree.
Such an occurrence merely exemplifies
the scrupulously impartial if somewhat im
patient sense of exact justice that prevails
jin Louisiana. Taking into account the
motley elements that predominate in the
I states of New York anil Illinois that have
been for yea s dominated bv the practical
politicians of the Republican party, one can
much more readily perceive why these
trained partisans of the most bitterly
partisan press on the American continent
tind themselves completely bewildered by
actual justice and utterly unable to under
stand such a condition of affairs.
To their biased minds the hanging of a
negro by an alleged “southern mob” has
apparently always meant merely one less
negro and another substantial republican
vote lost forever. However repulsive the
character of the man or however horrible
the nature of the crime he had committed
to bring upon him such a penalty in ex
piation was wholly lost sight of in the
raving reseatmeut of partisan hostility
toward the people mainly and incidentally
the occurrence that had de
prived them of a voter in the
interest of justice. Yet it would mani
festly be very bad policy to allow outlaws
and malefactors to run at large merely
because they habitually vote the republican
ticket. Were capital punishment abolished
and state prisons demolished Xhe frenzied
hosts of the Republican party might with
the resistless sweep of one wild tidal wave
override the whole country. Obviously
that could not be allowed. Our national
constitution provides that the rights of the
defenseless and the unoffending must be pro
tected.
Confessedly the numbsr of negroes sum
marily executed in the state of Louisiana—
let us say—far exceeds the number of whites
similarily punished for crime. Yet that Is
but natural. Close study of the most accu
rate statistics of crime in the gulf states
will show that an overwhelmingly large pro
portion of the criminals are negroes. That
is also but natural. They are yet compara
tively ignorant and have by no means fully
recovered from the intoxication of a sud
denly acquired liberty that under the incen
diary teachings of unscrupulous partisan
republican adventurers they blunderingly
construed as license to violate any la w that
tended to trammel the wildest freaks of
thd; unbridled desires.
Conseqectiy hundreds of ignorant negroes
Lave w.thin tie past quarter of a century
paid with their Uvea the jienalty of merely
following the malignant teachings of crafty
and unscrupul us visiting political counsel
ors who incontinently deserted them as
soon as they got into the clutches of the
law.
But the negro hat learned better than
that now. Gradually be is forsaking the
evil ways of pcfcen.ing vampires who merely
wish to prdst by his difficulties and Lis
downfall.
With the rapid acquirement of educa
tion and the growth ittei.igaace he is
'proßper.Eg and cutting adrift from the
••entargling alliances” that tare hitherto
retarded his advancement. Thus Le gets
his actual right* and enjoys them. Ami
any person of any shade of color who at
tempt* to deprive h;m of them is very
promptly and peremptorily- punished.
Nowhere within the broad expanse of
this great republic do the people manifest a
more profound regard for law and
order than do the white men of
that particular portion of this union
of states that is commonly denomi
nated ‘‘tho south.” That is plainly at
tested by tho intolerant impatience with
which they hasten to express their vory
positive disapproval of any gross infraction
of the statutes.
Night School Teacbere.
A committee of the board of education
will meet to-night to select teachers for the
night school, which is to be a part of the pub
lic school system of this county. The grand
jury authorized the county commissioners
to put in the tax budget $5,000 for this
snhool, and there will be that amount to
support it.
It is evident that the school can be made
the means of doing a great deal of good. If
good and capable teaobers are chosen, and
car a is exercised in spending the money
appropriated to it, there is every reason to
believe that it will become a blessing to the
community.
The committee of the board of education
will undoubtedly discharge their duty con
scientiously, but is it ns well qualified to
select teachers for the school as a committee
composed of the principal teachers of the
public schools would be* The principal pub
lic school teachers know what qualifications
teachers in the night should have aid
they are well fitted for finding out who of
the applicants for the positions possess
those qualifications. Would it uot there
fore be advisable for the committee of the
bsard of education to recommend the
appointment of a committee of the princi
pal teachers of the public schools to select
night school teachers rathbr than
disoharge that duty itself* Tho
wish of every oue is that competent and
capable teachers shall have charge of the
night school, and the course suggested
seems to be the best one for securing such
teachers.
And why not spend a portion of the
$5,00U iu educating giris who desire to be
come self-supjKirting; There are a good
many girls in this county who are capable
of becoming type write iv, bookkeepers and
clerks, and with bolp from the night schools
they could easily prepare themselves for
seine useful employment.
Republican editors seem to be having a
“heap o’ trouble this load o’ poles” iu doing
their campaign work to their own satisfac
tion. (July a few days ago a Mt. lxmis
Gtobc-lh ntaeral man let off a most dole
fully hariowing recital of a recent expcri*
epee under a big and black headline making
the startling anuosncement that it it “No
Joke to ba Tarred and Feathered.” i'oetibly
some of hi* environing constituent* might
with equal truth retort that it s no jokn to
be maligned merely to mska a partisan holi
day. Hy working these two positive prop.,.
eitsoaa up <4o*e t gs’bvr end studying care
fully mil their bearings op n hts life work he
may SO arrange his future course of i induct
as to have fua •lieu satjine like a good demo
crat. kshiratly U mill give hi* vid-Uius
eonftrmoi Republic** party teeth At *
terrttte ei each get it will do him good
and “make htnii* l*e**'y.“
THE MORNING NEWS: MONDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1891.
Why Tim Was Offered a Fortune.
To all outward apnea ranees the case of
j the foster son of Mrs. Hopkins-Searles is
| only another exempli flea tion of the injuri
\ ous effects upon the lower order of human
I nature consequent upon the rare weakness
of being too indulgently kind to the friemd
[ less.
When Mrs. Mark Hopkins with her nat
ive benevolence took the boy Tim Nolan
into her homo he was depending upon a
mother who earned her living by manual
labor. Kindly she cared for him and made
him her special protege. Not only did she
give him food and raiment but maternal
sympathy and counsel as well, and by the
influence of education and the home sur
roundings of intelligence aud refinement
she faithfully and nobly tried to make of
him a worthy man and the most perfect
possible semblance of a genuine gentleman
that care and expensive training could
reasonably be expected to effect without
the aid of inhereut fundamental priuciples
of that condition.
So long as her husband lived the boy re
mained the protege of Mrs. Hopkins aDd
notuing more. Shrewd aud experienced
old Mark Hopkiue would not hear of ad
mitting him to a closer relationship. Sub
sequent events tended to confirm the sound
ness of the old gentlemau’s judgment.
Notwithstanding the objections of her
husband the sott-hearted and lonely old
lady soon sucoumbed to her sympathies, and
after the death of Mark Hopklus made the
youth, then grown up, her adopted sou aud
heir to all of her millions.
No sooner was Mr. Tim thus comfortably
installed than he began to gradually dis
close the proverbial cloveu foot. Imme
diately “feeling his oats” with tb most
ostentatious consciousness he straightway
proceeded iu such a course os to make bis
kind foster mother speedily regret that she
had ever taken him into her home.
Long before she met Mr. .Searles the poor
woman is said to have realized with due re
gret that she bad nurtured a viper with the
usual disastrous results. Feeling that he
was in the saddle and held the reins, as it
were, he attempted to ride over his foster
mother rough shod whenever an opportu
nity offered.
By way of illustrating the manner of
man that he turned to be a Bin fie Incident
in point that is related by a member of the
family will suffice.
After choosing a wife In direct conflict
with the expressed wishes of Mrs. Hopkins
he is said to have calmly proceeded with
her out to the San Francisco mansion.
Entering the dining-room for the first
post-nuptial dinner Tim led the way with bis
newly-acquired bride and seated her in the
chair usually occupied by Mrs. Hopkins at
the head of the table. Although the old lady
immediately noticed the direct affront she
made no scene by a complaint. Instead she
walked up to the chair and with her usual
tact and perfect composure smilingly said
to the bride: “I will thank you for my
seat.” Very much to Tim’s Inward chagrin
and unconcealed wrath she got it without
delay. Most likely she never forgot it
either. But that was only one of many
similar occurrences that are related by her
friends to show that her dislike for Tim
was of long standing and well grounded.
Therefore they declare that the $3,000,000
—and not $10,000,000 —that Mr. Searles
really offered to pay him was virtually to
restrain Tun from going upon the witness
stand and venting his ill will upon hi* dead
benefactress.
Merely to protect the memory of his wife
Mr. Searles was willing to give to Tim a vast
sum of money, to which he has no recog
nized actual right and only the shadow of a
tangible legal claim. Now that the case in
the probate court hss been decided against
him, it looks os if he would not get any
thing.
Had the sympathetic Mrs. Hopkins al
lowed Tim to remain in poverty and be
buffeted about and to grow up and work
out his own peouuiary salvation, probably
the inevitable hard thumps of constant con
tact with the rugged surface of adversity
might have worn off many of the rough
edges and tended to somewhat toaiper the
pristine brininess of his nature, so ss to
make of him a more or less just and humane
man and useful citizen, if not a polished
gentleman. But the ossified tendons of so in
frangible an organization naturally proved
altogether impervious bo the soft influences
of binevolenoe and sympathetic instruction.
Just hers is whore we discover ample
justification and confirmation of the old
aphorism that -’blood tells” iu the develop
mont of the man as well as in the speed aud
mettle of his beast.
Baltimore is at present the scene of a rather
feverish prohibition fight that is waxing
fierce. While all th 9 small cigar mil candy
shops, confectionories and hakerie- were
closed by the police Sunday morning last
at least half a dozen big saloons in the cen
ter of the city are said to have had their
side doors open and were selling w hisky aud
cigars. Those placas have a hotel license.
Patrons are required to register at a desk
near tho bar. They write any fictitious
name they please, aud are thea shown to a
room, where they can have cigars and
liquors served to them at the regular prices.
Those establishments are alleged to be un
der the “protection” of the police. At a
recent meeting of the l'resby te; ian minis
ters it was declared that the police were do
ing their utmost to kill tho Sunday law.
They charge that a trivial war was being
made on the bootblacks while the true in
tent of the law was not carried out. Though
a man was arrested for sweeping off the
steps of the Presbyterian mission school
certain saloons were permitted to bs open.
Such flagrant frivolity and invidious dis
crimination causes tee Presbyterian soul to
swell with Indignation. Provocation of that
sort is certainly sufficient to warrant all
the reseutment they are capable of engen
dering among themselves, disking an op
pressive law odious Is all well enough in its
way provided the officers proceed about its
enforcement in an impartially Just aud
proper manner. But there is no apparent
oppression in the Baltimore lair.
Recentaiviens from the City of Mexico
state that Senor Don Miguel Murillo, pro
prietor of a weaving establishment iu tbat
city, is about to set out to Washington to
present to the l‘resident of the L’nited
.stale* a picture of Mr. Harrison surround, and
by hi* family. Tin* picture U woven on
the finest cambric la gold thread, and tne
border is a fine piece of gold ortiauiante
lion. -Muter Murillo hss alto p.auoed to
weave a cloak to be exhibited at tbs world’*
rfpc*:Lioo at t hi ago 1 uquesti uably
Honor Don Miguel Murillo front the bull
baiting City of Mes.oo Ira* the advertising
lostim is of a vaokee ijreu* man Judging
from i>t* visible efforts Users uau be us eert
•4 reasonable drub* bat tb* Hanot Don
wifi a-mekow looting* to auun!# Aiuag te
Ue worM,
PERSONAL.
| Pait. Hkysk, tin novelist ami poet, lives in a
j handsome old house in Munich. He is a tall and
j graceful man of no.
Sia Jour Edge. chief justice of Allahabad,
orthwest province- of India, has just arrived
in England on leave of absence.
It is rumored in Lon<V>n that the Duke of
ConnauKht will succeed Sir Frederick Roberts
as commander io chief of the army of India.
Acte it Saea Bernhardt left Sydney there
was a great rusn for her a[>artmeuts by the
ridiculous persous wtei wanted to secure relies.
The grave of David Livingston's wife, in
Africa, is an utter wilderness, matted with
jungle grass and trodden by the beasts of the
forests.
Ex-President Cleveland lost flesh during
his visiting at Bu/tart's Bay this summer,
much to the improvement of his personal ap
pearance.
. Kitson’s STATt’z of Admiral Karragut, which
has just been completed for the city of Boston
at a cost of $88,70', is said to be a masterpiece
of sculpture
The Dccasss cur Cleveland, who Is residing
at Battle Abbey, intends to pass the winter iu
Egypt, and she wilt jH'oceed to that country
early la November.
Col. L. L. Dinning of New York enjoys the
honor of being th> child of parents wedded by
the poet, William Bryant, when the latter
was a justice of the peace.
Little Queer Wilhei-m ira of Holland, has
an income of bO.l.O'X' guilders, or about $350,000.
Her reign will t.egiu Aug. 31, IS9B, when she will
have attained the age of 18.
Thb qi’EER is to stay at Batmoral until the
third week of November, aud Friday, Nor. 20
was the date which her u.-jesty fixed for going
south when she lett Osborne.
Jlme. Blavatskv, the tbeosophist, said au old
acquaintance of her-, "had more magnetism
than any human lieinsr I ever know save the Rev,
Henry Ward Beecher or Hambetta ."
The late Marquii do Saint Astier, who re
cently died In Perizueux, left ail his real and
personal property t • the Count de Paris, and
his pictures and boots to his native town.
Queer Victoria now rules a population of
367,000,000—a greater number of people than
ever acknowledge! the sovereignty of any one
other person in either ancient or modern times.
The most noted woman novelist of Austria is
Baroness Marie von Elmer-Kschenboch. She
is a woman of 6’. years, the mother of seven
children, and for twenty years she has been
writing works of Action.
Timothy Hopkinb, the adopted son of the late
Mrs. Searles, has a live acre patch of violets at
.Menlo Park, t'ah, fr>m which he nhipn Urjjo
Juantities of flower* to San Francisco daily
or six months every year.
Prov. E M. Bowean has been selected to suc
ceed Dr. Ritter In the chair of music at Vassar
College. Prof. Bowman 1* president of the
American College of Musicians, and has held
other responsible positions.
I.mrr. Gov. Jonhs >f New York is Btiil occu
pying a darkened room, but tho operation upon
his eye* for glaucoma is regarded a3 a success
ful o .o, and he hopes to lie at his home in Bing
hamton in about two weeks.
Mrs. Hannah Ranoai.l, 91 years old, com
pleted a continuous journey between Provi
dence, R. 1., and San FranoUco last week, act
ing on the way as companion und nurse to her
sick son. This is said to be Mrs Randall's
seventh trip across the continent, her first
being in 1870, and her suth seven years ago.
Tasker Pole of North Carolina, a nephew of
President Polk, Is now the nearest of kin sur
viving bis distinguia.icd relative, and will seek,
to have his uncle’s will carried out, by which
ho should inherit the Nashville estate. But Mrr.
Polk’s adopted daughter and residuary legatee
will contest the will, aud some interesting litiga
tion is promised.
Slr Edwin Arno lb, the poet and editor of the
Loudon Teleyraph, says that he finds Fleet
street, Londou, the most poetical place of
which he knows. The humanity in its sur
roundings is what Interests him. He would re
verse Heine’s dictum and would "send a poet to
Fleet street, where he should work every day
and learn his busines*.’ 1
BRIGHT bits.
A Bask Ham. Echo.—Will—How did you spend
your outing?
Walter—Attending innings. —Texas Siftings.
First Baby (proudly)—l havb my mamma’s
eyes.
Second Baby (triumphantly)—And l am my
papa's heir.— Baltimore American.
ha r. laced herself so tight
S e couldn’t eat;
Thea, for excuse, remarked:
' .race before meat.” —Judge.
Mrs. Larkin (displaying anew pair;—These
are the cheapest slippers! ever bought.
Lnrsiti I saiv some cheaper once to-day.
“Indeed? '
*’Ves, banana peels.”—Die Epoch.
A Possums Car**. —Tommy's first visit to
New 5 ork was made ou a very wet day. “1
s'poae," he said, after taking a rid • on the ele
vated railway, "1 s'po o they have this railroad
on stilts to keep the wheels dry, don't thuyf”—
llarjic ’s I'ounu Peonie.
Mr. Clbvsi.axd (to client!—Let me put a sup
positious cave. I aregoricaliy speaking, I—-
The i 'iient—What?
Mr Clevtdandicoßfused i—Pardon me. I was
thinking of the ciiil i. Allegorically speaking
was what I meant. —Pittsburg Bulletin
“A l'Rorin thsbucket usually amounts to
little, eh, Charles?’’
“Just SO. ”
‘•But it cost a life at our house this morning.”
“Dear me* hov so?’
“It was a superfluous kitten dropped ia a
bucket of water by Bridget.'*— AxcXnnge.
Hjs mamma gave to Henuy
A idea new copper penny
For to buy a little gun. gun. gun.
The little cun went off,
Like-se Benny (do not scoff).
And t ;e hearse went to the graveyard on a run,
run, run. — Exchange .
Her Kathhi—l don’t want you to think. Nel
lo, that your mother and I are at all anxious to
have you leave home, or anything like that; but
you know that you have younger sisters—and
really, if looks us though you ought to be look
mg out for a husband.
Ndlie—Certainly, papa. (To herself.) And
now the time has come tit last wheu what I say
in this family goes.— Puck.
“Can you tell ine," he asked, as he entered
an office on Broad street the other day, ‘‘svhy
the railroad should discriminate so heavily
against dressed meat over live stock?”
“Certainly, sir. Dressed meat is (lead, isn’t
It?”
“Of course "
“Well, anything that can’t kick is always
bulldozed by a railroad company." Texas Sift
ings.
OUitaßfiT COMAI3NT.
Gotham Grows Too Giddy.
Prom the Providence Journal (Ind.).
New York has a rapid transit scheme which
will make horse cars and stages seem like night
mares of locomotion. The twentieth century
man is evidently going to be able to do business
in the city without being obliged to live there.
Quay Bsgins to Quake.
FVont the Springfield Republican ( Ind. !.
Mr. Quay lugubriously remarks of Pennsyl
vania, wiiere the democrats wickedly persist iu
howling about state issues, that only I'biladW
ptiia can save her in the coming election. Re -
numbering that Mr. Quay made that same
remark last year, it looks as if the battle down
there was going the right way.
Republicans Lika Dave's Rhetoric.
From the Hartford Courant ( Rrp .).
Gov. Hill s oration at the unveiling of the
Haary Gmdy moauiuent in Atlanta, (la., yea
teritay was, so far as we know, his ftntl effort
in tngt line, and wa mans him our compliments
on the creditable measure of success be
achieved. Many trus and jiertiueni iiff not
•trick:/ ueweli things were said, and some of
them were vary woll sai l.
Delighted With the Hon. Davo.
Fl ora the Albany Ary ut il)r,„. ).
A happy turn of wrds from Omar Kbayrau,
a phrase troru Horace, a thought from hurk*
tk. ae an auiohg the venis ehlrbstuJ the neb
lotwb* lA tha oratory of the governor ua this
■aeucraoi* . wraaieu The address has an
especial iritwwt at this time, as within three
ibooths i no* Hill aiU Less ha (decs in ilia
beiiii toiacee heuets toy usis rat.-m lie luss
■ sualsiobeu tor biasenlf an •.sailed shsodard itf
•'*•• yln oratory If it a lain,lolly bred
14* u. Wo#. 1 and to If ui toy the ead of hw s i
lews senlus le the ) estel atatee aeoate if uA
•■> as<. mi ism aaa draahiiT, Itoe'.si spees.r
at did Us late itwoisa, (.csss hog, prunes ism
sdssrs.
1 One Good Tarn Followed by An
other.
“I don't believe a good action ever goes unre
warded,” said an old Kansas railroad man the
• other day to Harry Burton ot the Argentine
! Mrrublic
‘Out with it, then. '
‘ Out with what
“Why. your little honest confession, of
i course.”
'‘Well, about twenty years I was shovei
iU£ black diamonds to boll the water in a loco
motive on the W&o&su railwav between Lafav
ette. Ind., and Danville, ill. Near Attica, Imi,
there wa* an overhead wa?on bridge across the
track that had killed no leas than five brakemen
in four years; and one dark. sto“iny night, in
coming down the hill, I happened to remember
that we had a green brake mao auea i
who wa> nuaixpiaiuted with the
road I spoke to the engineer about it,
but he said; *O, let him go; he’s all right 1
But I didu r. feel lise letting a fellow morta
take any such chances, ani start *d back over
the tram, crawling from car to car in the
Egyptiau darkness, aod cam- near being blown
off several as it was blowiug great gens,
and old No. 53 was fanning that train fifty
miles per hour down the summit. Ba*'k twelve
cars from the engine I found ’Brakesy,’who
was as tall, handsome young man as you could
find in a thousand, and he was twisting up the
slack of those brake chains w ith naarues* and
dispatch, while the wheels ma lea regular torch
ligut procession along the rails. He was badly
scared when be first discovered me, by the
light of his old glim, crawling along the run
ning board, with my face a* black as the ace of
spades from the duHty diamonds.
*“Sit down! Sft down” I cried, so loud that I
almost Imagined the whistle was sounding fur
\ttica; and down he sat so hard and fjuiek that
he bit nis tougue, and the next oiuiuuut we flew
under the bridge, while his lamp seemed to
burn brighter as it disci sed those heavy tiui
bera over our heads that killed many poor
brakemen. He came near fainting vheu h
c asped my hand, and we >at for several mo
ments on the wet dec* of the car and neither of
us spoke a single word, but v\e were as white
around the gids as theghosr of Hamlet's father
“Six years afterward I was in Fort Wayne.
Ind , at the \\abash depot one morning, the
most disconsolate man on God’s green < urth.
I had been hurt on the road several vears be
fore, was unable to work, aud was trying to get
back home to old Lafayette, Ind , as I
thought, to die. I was hungry and tired, and
didn’t have a cent iu iho world, and to see
people step uo to the lunch counter and call
lor hot coffee that was smelling to heaven
was enough to set a poor, ilat-broke invalid
crazy. I nad b*guu to thtnk that all my
friends had been conveniently translated
bodily from tho earth to heaven when a tall*
handsome conductor, with a silver lamp aiul
gold-banded cap, approached me and in
quired:
“ ‘Didn't you fire an engine about five years
ago ou the western division of the Wabash?'
” ‘Yeo,' I replied, ‘and it was a sorry day that
I ever went to railroading.’
*' ‘Do you recognize me?’
“ ‘No, sir;’ and yet 1 thought his face began
to assume the angelic.
“ *Mell, I will refresh your memorv. Do you
recollect of risking your life one dark, stormy
night in crawling over a freight train to warn a
green brakeman about a dangerous overhead
bridge below Attica?’
' •You bet 1 do: But you’re not Billy, the
brakesman?”
‘“No. sir. No more Billy in mine; it's Will
—sw'eet Will - the conductor on the through
passenger.’ and he broke out into a musical
laugh that noarly rattled the dishes on theluncn
couoter.
• The tears came to my eyes in spite of me,
for I was weak, weary and boartsirtc. He
noticed them, and, clasping my ha id, said,
in the sweetest words that ever fell on mortal
ears:
-•Come, come! Shut her off and oil the
valves,’ and he led me to a stool at ihe lunca
counter and said:
” ‘.Now, you sit. here and fill up. Lot a few
biscuit* bit the chair and you will be all richt
agaiD.’
"He stepped Into the dispatcher's office to
get his orders while I poured down coffee that
would discount the nectar of the gods. He
appeared iu about ten minutes ind said: ‘AU
aboard tor Lafayette,’ took me by the arm and
led me to a coach, an ! then steppe! back to the
platform and waved his moss agnte at the engi
neer. I curled up in the seat wneu the train
started to hide the tears that kejd Welling up
in my eyes, and for the first twenty long
years I could have cried like a babv. I believe
in a special providence siuee thaf terrible night
and in the morning I was hetfft broken: and Bill
—the sweetest Will on oart*i Is still pulling a
bell-cord iu the varnished cars o i the old
Wabash.”
A Dog’s Fine Mathematical Head.
A fat Skya terrier stood wagging ids fuzzy
tail on a Fifteenth street corner. lie looked up
at his master, says the Washington Evening
star, as much as to say, “Let us play at some
thing.”
“ Bobby knows more than many a human be
ing,” said his owner proudly to th - group of
young men with whom he was talking. "Let
me show you a few things that he can do.
Hobby, go find a fire plug.”
Tne Skye terrier looked up and down the
street for a mmu!e before deciding which way
logo. Then he saw a fire plug opposite and
started for it.
“Get up ou tho fire plug, Bobby,” cried his
master.
Bobby got uo on tho plug and sat there, still
wagging bis 'ail. Presently he returned and
hit master told one of the other young men to
nut down a nickel and a penny on the side
walk.
'' Flow many cents are there on the pavement,
Bobby?” asked bis owner.
Bobby barked six times.
His master picked up the copper penny and
said: ‘Now. Bobby, howmany cents are there?”
Bobby barked five times.
' 11 is owner picked up Che nickel and put down
toe penny, raving: “How many cents are t here
now, Bobby?”
Bobby barked once.
His master picked up the penny and put down
the nickel.
"Suppose I take 2 cents away from that,
Bobby.” be said, “now many will be left?”
Bobby barked three times.
“Suppose I take 1 cent away, how many will
be left?”
Bobby Ivirked four times.
“Suppose I take -4 cents away, how many
would be left?"
Bobby barked once.
"Suppose 1 take 0 cents away, how many will
be left?”
Bobby looked up at his master, wagged hi3
tail and was silent.
"That's correct, Bobby; nothing would be
left,” said the master “You are a very good
dog. Go into tbe shop and be careful to abut
the door behind you, because the day is chilly.
I will join you in a moment."
Bobby walked into the store on the oomer.
went behind the open door, pushed it to, and
was not seen again.”
To Let.
Prom the \cic York Press.
She was a r-al estate dealer's daughter,
With eyes of a heavenly blu".
And nobody over had soug.it her.
So the maid 1 determined to woo.
We often together went roaming
Along hy the marge of the sea.
And ia sked her oue eie ia tne gloaming
If her heart’s young affections were free.
Aud her kindness I’ll never forget, sir.
And to love her I never shall cease;
For she answered: "My heart is to iet, sir,
And on a perpetual lease. ”
le there ever was a man who talked like a
book--and one of his owu books, too—that man
ia Henry James With grave aspen: and ia a
darkling undertone be pronounces his solemn
gnomes and m. sterious epigrams or propou (is
those social and psychical conundrums which
supply his devout admirers the largest part of
their intellectual exercise. But, as Sir George
Treveian judiciously observe- <
"The gravest of us now and then unbends
Anl luces his glass of elarot and his friends."
And when this softening change has passed
over Mr. James he becomes a delightful com
panion. He has the-dealrable quail lies of fine
appreciation and genuine sympathy; he ob
serves closely and remarks justly: talks, not
much, indeed, but always with tact and ills
crimination: is always ready to please and be
pleased , and, without bring In the slightest de
gree a flatterer or a parasite, enjoys the tiappv
knack of putting those to whom he speaks in
good conceit with themselves
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A posToFt’U E has been established ai Jabel
Katerin on top of Mount Sinai. That historlo
old mountain is known throughout the east as
the "Mountain of Moses."
France possesses 1.108 mineral springs, of
which 1,027 are turned to account, and Algeria
has 47 in use. Of the total in France 3H* are
sulphurous, like that of Almolie-les-Bains; 554
are alkaline, such as Vichy; 135 are ferruginous,
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1878.
The teacher of one of the primary classes of
a school out in the western addition of San
Francisco propounded a question the other day
which proved a "stumper" to her juvenile
students. She was giving them lessons in
patriotism, and they had successfully explained
the inuaomg of the Fourth of July celebration
and how we "had lirkod the Britishers twice
and could do it again." Then the subject of the
flag was taken up, and the class was asked to
explain the meaning of the stars with which it
was adorned. This was pretty easy, but when
she asked who could tell what the thirteen
stripes meant, evory ohild was mute. "What:
do s oue of you know what they mean?” she re
peated, There was silence for a minute or two,
when up jumped a little tot of (> or 7 years, her
face agiow with the consciousness of knowledge
not shared by her schoolmates. She snapped
her fingers in approved fashion to attruot at
tention, and whi n the teacher gave her per
mission to sp-ak she explained: • I knew why
the flag has thirteen stripes. It’s because there
were thirteen people at the Lord's last supper.”
At all events the child's religious education had
not been neglected.
England is the only place I know of where
they drive to the loft, says a writer in the New
York Home Journal. English drivers say that
by sitting on the right ani driving to the left
they can better watch the hubs of approaching
vehicles, und thus prevent collisions. I don’t
exactly understand this, but it is the explana
tion they give for driving to the left, Quick
going vehicles wid turn a corner sharply, but
the driver raises his whip to notify the vehicle In
Ids immediate rear that lie is about to turn.
"Cabbies ' are more considerate concerning fel
low drivers than they are thoughtful about
lh i lives and limbs of pedestrians.
All their attention is given to the road
way. Pedestiians must lookout for themselves
or be run over. That is why so many of the
London police are euqaged solely in attending
lo street Lralfic. Yet. wdth all their vigilanc
more accidents occur in London proportion
ately tiian elsewhere. L> union drivers are poiite
and very civil to each other. 17 an obstruction
appears u Trout ot a hors t, or if for any reason,
he is obliged to Suddenly gl.,w up, me driver
will immediately notify I he driver in ibe rear bv
holding out horizontally his left arm; and this
sign is passe i down from one driver to another
until the very end of the line of blocked vehicles
is reached
C. Sweeter* and the writer were driving up
the Pennsylvania Water Canon, and as we
turned a bond we saw a doe and a voung fawn
drinking from the stone ditch. At our approach
the animals were startled, says the Banning
Herald, and in attempting to turn and run the
poor little fawn lost its balance and fell into the
ditch. As many of our readers know, tbe water
runs very swiftly and In great volume up there,
and, of course, the fawn was carried down
stream. The mother deer seemed to loose all
fear of us. and ran along the edge of the ditch
trying to reach her offspring with her head
Suddenly she ran ahead of the floating fawn for
some little distanoe. She plunged into the ditch
with her head down stream and her hindouar
ters toward the fawn. She braced her fore feet
firmly in tbe crevices of the rocks to resist the
rush of water. Iu a second the fawn was
washed up ou its mother's back, and it instinct
ively clasped her neck with its fore legs The
doe then spraDg from the ditch with the fawn
ou her bac. She lay down, and the baby deer
rolled to the ground in an utterly exhausted
condition. W e were now not more than thirty
feot from tbe animals, but the mother, seem
ingly unconscious of our presence, licked and
fondled her offspring for a few minutes until it
cose to its feet, and tho doe and fawn then
trotted off up the mountain.
Recently Mrs. Asa R. Woods, a respectable
widow of the town of Washington, Pa., aston
ished her friends by telling them that ahe had
come into a fortune of $240,000 in a very unex
pected and romantic manner. She had been
considered a woman of more than ordinary
hard sense, and when she told the story of her
good luck the neighbors believed it was true
especially as she displayed documentary evi
dence that appeared to settle all doubt Mrs
Woods’ story was that William H. Jasper of
Lewiston Idaho, was her benefactor. Years
ago, before her marriage to Woods. Jasper had
tasen her sweetheart When she became a
widow he renewed his attentions, sent her
handsome presents, came oat to see her and
than capeed me climax bv sending tps atior
ney here with deeds and checks purpo r
mg to turn over t i Mrs. Woods real
o.ta e and cash to tbe amount of $240 Oun
Now COUPS tho surprising discovery that
Mrs. v\ oods never got a >• ?nt of that "b:g for
turn*, and never will. I'hero is no? ana'omo*
truth in the tsiefrom start tofi iisii.and yet Mrs
\\ oo'is did not lie. Sac had b -en ma le the vie
ti:u of one of the sharpest c mfideace tames that
has been piayeu in I\ .Lahington county for
years. It appears that, she correspoudei iviih
a clairvoyant,and was promlsad a large fortune
from “someone” witiuu a specified time She
began by sending fl 0 to a‘ desi<nutd place
when her correspondent promise I she should
rece.ve -? -fl m return. This went all right
for the correspondence resulted iu bringinr
in return lor letiers sent in various di
rection.- numerous sums of money aud pieces
lof jewelry, ’’ma'lv a man purporting to be tuo
attorney for t\ i, iain H Ja (per came to town
with tho cbec i. it .and deeds,etc.,and, after leav
ing the pa..era with Mrs. vv oods and reoeiviug
generous treatment at her hands, he succeeded
I in getting SSOO aud a '-old watch from iter. Jbe
I has been so successful with the clairvoyant, had
ho "turn h ,1 money sent her, and had seen the
promised fortune materializing so much quicker
than she expected it would, that ahe was an
ea-y victim when ths demand was made upon
tier bank account—which, by- the way
is not an uncomfortably small one)
Mrs Woods is unab'e to give a verv correct
description of tho re.low who called upon her"
but she has told her neighbors tha: lie took the
deeds hock to Levistown for record. When
Hie deposited the checks and dratt* It was dis
covered by the l.auka that they were of uo value
whatever.
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