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After a very guileful aud enterprising
Canadian medical student had smuggled a
skeleton aoross the border he wan very
much obagrlued to learn that there Is no
duty on spooks in Canada. Then there was
a decidedly disgusted young man In Leam
ington before night. Before wasting their
shrewdness the designing smugglers ought
to consult the tariff.
Now the reports from China begin to see
saw in the regular revolutionary way. First
we have a bloody horror and then a flat con
tradiction of it stating that the revolution
was only a street fight or something of that
kind. Atrocities have been pouring In from
Chiua only to bo modified by the statement
that the revolution ended long ago and
never did amount to anything any how. By
next summer we shall probably get at the
truth.
Queer things happen these days. Well
within this category is the recant marriage
of a venerable Indianian of 86 to a girl of
18 near Leavenworth. Avowedly she only
marriod him to inherit hii SIOO,OOO estate
at his death and he well knew it. In fact
he prompted her to it. After giving her an
expensive education he feared that his
relatives would wrest his money from her
unless she inherited as a wife. Hence the
nuptial celebration that has set the Hoosler
state in a great social commotion.
What a crafty brute was that Massa
chusetts man who actually murdered and
mutilated his own brother in order that be
might get more than his share of their
father’s estate. During his trial at Concord
for the murder that be committed in New
Hampshire he calmly described how ho had
lured his brother from Boston to kill him.
Such brutal depravity appears almost be
yond belief. Yet the court records verify
every horrible detail. What can have come
over puritanical New England? Within
the past few years tho most revolting crimes
are becoming shockingly frequent there.
Reports from YY ashington indicate that
Candidate Mills is Indulging in a season of
Bulking since he failed of election as speaker
of the House of Representatives. If that be
tjhe case the choice of his opponent is there
by proved to have been wise. As Mr. Mills
ha i no particular alaim upon the gavel the
members bad a perfect right to ohoose
whom they preferred to preside over their
deliberations, and the unwarranted resent
ment of any defeated candidate will only
serve to arouse general dislike and make
the members feel glad that so narrow
minded and spiteful a moo was not placed
In the chair.
Sensational features are by no meanß
lacking in the London divorce suit of Kicker
Florence St. John. But an additional
feature of unusual peculiarity was fur
nished by the jurors striking for more pay
after they had heard nearly all of the cases
before they would agree to finish the trial.
They got it and continued. Possibly no
other country but England could have
furnished such a singular occurrence. Still
she boasts of the pretentious dignity of her
courts in which such a faroe could be en
acted. In almost any other country they
would have been locked up for contempt of
court. At the same time we must admit
that sitting tamely and listening all day to
such a disgusting recital of vulgar Intrigues
and beastly exhibitions of temper was really
worth more tbau the law allows for such
services. Yet every good citizen owes
something to his country and should occa
sionally submit to disagreeable ordeals for
tho sake of duty. Evidently that jury
was not of the class who pay to see St.
John kick. •
Mr. Springer’s Tariff Po’lcy.
Mr. Springer has already decided what
sort of tariff legislation he would recom
mend if he should be so fortunate as to be
appointed chairman of the ways and means
committee. He is never backward in ex
pressing his views. While be is not a great
student ami does not go very deeply into
any subject be knows something about a
groat many things. As chairman of the
ways and means committee ai d Irader of
the House be would not increase his reputa
tion as a statesman, but it is probable that
bo would fill the position acceptably.
His idea is that the House should not un
dertake a general revision of the tariff, but
should pass a number of bills putting such
articles on the free list as would give tbe
people tbe greatest relief. If tbe House
should take up the whole subject of
the tariff its time would be occupied
almost exclusively with it for a number of
months without any prospect of accom
plishing anything. The republicans are not
going to permit tbe McKinley tariff to be
changed. They have control of the Seuate,
and a tariff bill passed by tho House would
get no farther than the Senate.
If tbe House should pass several tariff
bills, putting certain articles, chiefly raw
materials, on the free list, it would show the
country very clearly the purpose of the
Democratic party and would bring strongly
to the attention of the country its tariff
policy. The republican Senate would, of
course, refuse to pass any of these bills, and
the Issue between tbe two parties would be
made ae clearly as 11 a bill making a general
revision of the tariff were passed by the
House and rejected by the Senate.
Mr. Springer’* views seem to be common
sense ones, and may not be essentially dif
ferent from those entertained by a majority
of the democratic representatives.
Whether tbe views of Mr. Mills are dif
ferent from those of Mr. Springer is a
question concerning which there is no re
liable information as yet. It is reasonably
certain that he will be the chairman of the
ways and means committee if he will accept
tbe position. Tbe impression seems to be,
however, that be has determined
not to play a prominent part in
the present congress. His friends say that
he thinks he would not be supported in fol
lowing out bis ideas in the matter of tariff
legislation, and that he prefers therefore to
take a baok seat.
It is probable that the tariff policy outlined
by Mr. Springer is the one that wiil be
followed. It would not be wise to waste
time in useless tariff discussion. If the
House should not pass a bill making a gen
eral revision of the tiriff the country would
understand the reason. The Democratic
party will not fail to relieve the people of the
burdens imposed upon them by tbe tariff as
soon as it has the power to do so.
Ttie Quorum Rule.
Ex-Speaker Reed says that he would bo
glad to nave tbe preseat House adopt the
rules of the last House. If the democrats
bad only a small majority they would, he
says, be forced to adopt bis famous quorum
ru la
Mr. Reed was the first speaker to count a
quorum when a quorum did not vote. The
democrat* of tbe laat House doubted bis
right to do so. Indeed, none of the demo
crats admitted that there was either law or
precedent for his bigh-banded exercise of
power.
It is not probable, tberefore, that if the
democratic majority in the pressnt House
was small Mr. Reed's quorum rule would
be one of its rules. Tbe question of the con
stitutionality of that rule is now before the
United fitates supreme oourt. It was raised
in tariff cases Involving tbe constitution
ality of the McKinley tariff law.
The Attorney General, in bis argument Iu
these cases, maintained that the Reed
quorum rule was constitutional on the
ground that the House bas tbe right to
adopt Its own rules and that a quorum was
present when the quorum rule was adopted.
The democrats in tbo last House always
maintained that Rsed had no right to count
a quorum when no quorum was present and
voting, because the constitution require i
that a quorum shall be disclosed through a
yea aud nay vote.
There Is no probability that the demo
crats will ever adopt the Reed quorum rulo,
howevor small their majority may be, un
less the supreme courts holds that it is law
ful to count a quorum when a quorum does
not ayopof on roll call.
Sportive citizens of the Pennsylvania
town ot Johnstown have been having fun
with tho local Vidocqs. Probably there
are not within the boundaries of the Key
stone commonwealth two more irate and
thoroughly disgusted detectives than a pair
now located at Johnstown but liable to
emigrate at auy time. Last Saturday night
they looked down into a tailor shop through
a skylight. There they identified a half-dozen
well-known business men playing cards.
Apparently they used #5 gold pieces as the
smallest amount bet. But It happened that
the offenders wore playing only with brass
buttons for chip*. As the officers had no
authority to break iu the doors and as the
players refused to open for them a quiet
game of freeze out began. Being already
out the officers did most of the freezing.
Meanwhile the players guyed them to the
limit. When the Western Union telegraph
operator came around to open the building
in which both the shop and the telegraph
offices are located the detectives demanded
that he admit them. Once inside the oper
ator said be wouldn’t mind a game himself
and refusod tho officers admittance. Dy 9
o’clock a great crowd had gathered about
tbe plaoo cheoriug both officers and players.
Finally tbe police secured admittance by a
ruse. They proudly marcbod tkotr men off
and each gave a deposit for a bearing
which is not likely to take place. Still the
detectlven are not happy. Nor are they
doiug any tx astiog about the performance
since they discovered that it was only a
dummy game with buttons.
There seems to boa question of veracity
between William R. Laidlaw, Jr., John
Bloodgood’s private secretary, and Russell
Sage, growing out of the bomb throwing
Incident In Mr. Hage’s office. According to
the accounts in the New York papers Mr.
Laldlaw, who is still in tho hospital buffer
ing from the injuries cause 1 by the ex
plosion, says that when he was about
entering Mr. Sage’s office the latter grasped
bis hand and tried to drag him into bis
private office, and that when the bomb was
dropped Jlr. Sage shielded himself behind
him, thijs saving himself from the
full force of the explosion. Mr. Sage de
clares that Mr. Laidlaw is mistaken. He
says he did not grasp Mr. Laldlaw by the
hand and did not invite him into his office.
As the only witness, the bomb thrower, is
dead, the question of veraoity is likely to
remain unsettled.
TOE MORNING NEWS: SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12, 1891.
Mr. Porter’s Scheme.
About the first thing to which the atten
tion of the Senate was called, after tbe ne w
senators bad bean sworn in, was a report
from Mr. Porter, superintendent of the
census, recommending tbe establishment of
a permanent census bureau. The report
was accompanied by a biil containing Mr.
Porter’s ideas of tbe kind of a census bureau
tbe government should have.
Mr. Porter evidently believes that delays
are dangerous. But would he not have
shown better judgment if he bad carried his
report and bill to the other end of the Capi
tol and had it introduced into the House
The House will look out for expenditures
during this congress, and it is not likely
that it will Qgree to tbe establishing of any
more bureaus unites It can be shown that
there is on urgent necessity for them.
Mr. Porter has already spent about
#*.000,000 on the census, and he wants
12,000,000 to complete what he calls his
“work.” He will have to make a most ex
cellent showing for bis bureau to get that
#2,000,000. There is a pretty general im
pression that his “work” has already cost a
great deal more than it is worth.
Mr. Porter’s census does not give satisfac
tion. It is charged that it is very imper
fect and In many respects unreliable, Mr.
Porter will have a chance, doubtless, to say
something in its defense, but it is difficult
to see what he can say that will satisfy oon
gresa He has already said a great deal in
the public prints, but he has not succeeded
in establishing confidence in it. When the
House gets through with asking him about
his census “ work” it is probable that he will
not fool much like urging the passage of his
permanent census bureau bill.
There is, of course, something to be said
in behalf of a permanent oensus bureau,
but it is a question whether such an insti
tution would be of much benefit. However
unpretentious it might be in the beginning,
aud however small the cost of it for
the first few years might be, it would be
steadily enlarged until its employes would
be numberel by tbe hundreds. That is
the history of about ail the bureaus.
In all the departments at Washington there
are a great many tmugs done which are of
no benefit whatever. It would be
a good thing for oongress to appoint a com
mission to inquire into the affairs of the dif
ferent departments and find out how much
unprofitable and utterly useless work is
done and to what extent tho expenses of the
departments could be reduced without em
barrassing the government. The country
would uot suffer if a permanent census bu
reau should not be established yet awhile.
Disease Also Causes Drunkards.
Notwithstanding that for countless
centuries drunkenness has been considered
one of those frailties which verge upon vice
it is now rescued from that category by the
more progressive modern medical prac
titioners and placed among the numerous
other former vices that they now assign to
treatment as a disease.
For the purpose of studying the different
types and experimenting with the various
developments of tbe disorder an English
physician is now traveling over the United
States. Should he chance to drift in this
direction he might find many of tbe most
curious and varied of ‘‘horrible examples”
hanging about the corner of two of the city’s
principal streets almost any fine day or
night. For the space of half a block either
way tbe most rankly “full” developed
speclmous are frequently found to be so
numerous as to actually block up the side
walk In a way tho police should not allow.
There could tho student of the strange
science that analyzes inebriates be gratified
to the top of bis bent with an aggregation
including some rare freaks.
Any sort of treatment that good judgment
might suggest that should tend to so clear
the atmosphere of those objectionable ob
jects with their oaths aud offensive stale
alcoholio odors in such a way as to render
travel on the south side of one of the
stroets in question more comfortable
and unobstructed tor inoffensive citizens
aud safe for ladies and children who are
timid about running the gauntlet of the in
solent staring and ribald comments of
maudlin idlers would be a healthful im
provement in the condition of the city.
They certainly have a diseased look.
Feasibly the traveling scientist could sug
gest some means by which such people could
be relegated to the society of ash barrels in
the back alleys until they are put into more
presentable form for the publio inspection
that they appear to so greatly delight in.
In that case tbe world will be forced to
admit that ho has effecuated achievements
most wonderful.
Those few people who took tho trouble to
read the last annual message of President
Harrison probably noticed that it consisted
of twenty-eight more or less argumentative
dissertations upon as many different sub
jects.- They were eaoh about the usual
length of an ordinary short editorial news
paper article. Beside that he had ten short
allusions to as many distinct subjects. They
wore about the length of newspaper editorial
paragraphs, and would probably have made
n column. Almost any practiced and facile
editorial writer could have done the whole
work in four days of ordinary wrlttng,
without over-exertion, and quite as
well as Mr. Harrison did it. Yet
wo are told that the President
occupied nearly a month of anxious
hustling with disheveled hair and withont
his coat to get it done in time. Though
thousands of newspapers amiably printed
it all for him many of them would not have
bought nor printed either his theories or
his arguments from a professional writer.
Hero is sliowu the principal reason why
public men are failing into the habit of
selecting practical journalists for their pri
vate secretaries. Had the President turned
Secretary Halford loose upon that message
it might have been finished in half the time
and would probably have been a much
more readable document.
Probably the western acquaintances of
the always bustling and cheerful “Brick”
Pomeroy will be truly glad to learn that he
has been in New York trying to explain his
views upon morality and religion. No
body would ever bo likely to understand
that unique set of views unless they were
thoroughly explained to him. Apparently
tho job is likely to keep the Hon. "Brick”
engaged for quite a spell if he expects to
make all of the intricacies quite plain to the
pubiio.
Friends of Senator Quay say that he is
anxious to succeed himself in the United
States Senate. Consequently he deems it
important that lie should push his libel
suits agaiust the Pennsylvania papers that
published bis connection with the Keystone
bank failure. Should he manage to pull
through before tho Pennsylvania legislature
while those cases are pending he will*
probably discreetly drop them aa soon as
he is once more safely In the Senate.
PKRSONAL,
China’s ehpxkoa bss got tired of counting
with the abacus ad is now studying English
arithmetic.
s B. F.LEIKA ha* lately offered #50.000 toward
tbe erection of a Baptist church at C larksburg
in West Virginia.
Tax queen and Princess Beatrice took lunch
Saturday with ex-Empress Eugenie of France,
at her residence a: Kamborough.
President Hyde of Bowdoin College bas
started a crusade against tbe obnoxious cigar
ette, giving datlv lectures on the subject.
Archbishop Kerhick's completion of half a
century as a bishop is only the second incident
of trie kind in the history of the Roman Cath
olic church.
Loro Cawdes and lady Evelyn Campbell in
tend to start early In January for a cruise
amoug the West Indies in his new yacht, the
Maid of Honor
Karl Lunwio MicnELET, one of the founders
of the Philosophtsche iiesellschaft, will shortly
complete his Doth year, and the event will be
celebrated in Beriiu.
Miss Ixicise Bayard, the daughter of the last
S-cretary of Statv, is to be married at her
father's home in Wilmington, on Deo. 21, to Dr.
Frank Angell of Ithaca.
The Duke or Clarence and Avondale,
eldest son of the lYince of Wales, whose en
gagement to the Princess of Tuck is announced,
is 27 years old. The princess Is 24.
Interstate Commerce Commissioner Veazht,
who was on the supreme bench of Vermont be
fore] he was made ommander-in-chief of the
grand army, finds his chief relaxation In watch
ing foot ball games.
Cardinal Gibbons and Archbtghops Corrigan,
Kyau, Feeban and Williams have accepted the
Invitation of Canon Plancarte of the City of
Mexico to attend tbe opening of the Collegiate
church, Ousaoloupe. a famous shrine la Mexico,
next month.
President Harrison Is a great pedestrian,
and bis favorite method of getting a good
tramp is to be driven out into the country In
the white house mail wagon and have the driver
set him tk>wn at a long distance from home, so
that he can walk back.
An odd experience in the Interesting life of
Sir Edwin Arnold, which seems to have been
overlooked during his stay here, was his climb
ing 15,000 feet to the summit of Fuji San, in
Japan, Bud writing on the edge of the crater a
picturesque poem of ninety-two lines, in order
to win a wager made with a woman.
G. W. C. Lee, who is the president of Wash
ington and Lee University, Is a tall, brown
bearded man, straight as a soldier, and so re
served and modest In bis tastes that the ap
proach of a young girl will bring blushes to his
cheeks. His special fad Is mathematics, and he
is very popular with tbe students.
Mlle. Bilcesco, the young Roumanian re
cently admitted to practice law in France, is a
tall, graceful auJ 'ark haired girl of 23. She is
the only child of a banker of Bucharest, and in
that oily she has hung out her sign Her course
of instruction in the law In Paris lasted six
years, aud during tuat time she was absent but
one day from tbe lecture room.
Andrew Johnson was the only President who
ever stood on foreign soil while bolding office.
It occurred during the famous “swing around
the circle,” In 1835, while visiting Niagara Falls,
when he went in a carriage to the Canadian
side. Tho President did not think at the time
that ha had violated a precedent, and it occurred
to him only when lie had returned to bis hotel
and was alone with bis secretary, who promised
to keep the matter secret.
BRIGHT BITS.
At thb Motkcm—Mrs. X.—Tity dear. I want
you to observe this beautiful statue of Apollo.
That one is his wife, ApoLlinarls.— Brooklyn
Life.
"What is the matter with your clerk this
morning ? He seems very much put out."
"So he la I've just discharged him. "—Balti
more American.
llk— Do you know what I'd do If I were
yonf
She—No; wt^at?
He— l’d marry me.—Puck.
Brioqs— l hear that you are not rooming with
Plankinsrton sib note.
Griggs—No. He got so stout I couldn’t wear
his dress suit.— Clothier and Purnith.tr.
"What did you think of the heavy dews
down there?"
“O, It made me right at home! You see.
here I belong to sle bonovolent protective asso
ciations."—Christmas Puck.
Why do the farmers laugh in glee
And why do the farmers thrive?
Fat turkeys ore worth twenty cents a pound.
While shot costs only five.
—Brooklyn Eagle.
American Hostess—l wonder why women
never tight duels. lam sure they get angry
enough.
Foreign Visitor—Zey know nozzlng of weap
ons, madam \ Zey would hurt each oznire.
Washington Star.
Rev. Dr. Primrose—l hear your husband is
dangerously ill. I hope he is prepared if the
worst should come.
Mrs. Surface—l’m happy to say he la Pa
insisted upon his taking out the policy before he
married me Epoch.
Doctor—How is the patient this morning?
Nurse—Weil, ho has been wandering a good
deal In his mind. Early this morning I heard
him say, "What an old woman that doctor is!"
aud I think that was about the last really
rational remark he made.—/“until.
"Father," said the little boy, “who is that
young man across tho way who wears specta
cles au l a walking cane bigger than himself?"
“Hush, my son," said the parent, “that man
is an idiot, and he is trying to make the world
believe that he is only a fool." — Texas nif tings.
Brown—Do you believe there’s such a thing
in married life as perfect love? A case where
both are of the same mind ?
Fogg—Oli, yes; there are tho Googleys, for
Instance. She thinks there never was a man in
the world ike her husta id. and so does he.
Boston Transcript.
Bi-i.fi sen - Mibs Smilax has simply a wonder
ful memory,
Wooden—Why, what proof has she gtven
of it?
Bulflrch—Why, I met her at a supper last
night, and she not only reminded me about our
being engaged last summer, but gave me a
number of the details.— Boston Courier.
At Monte Carlo.—Young English|Lady(to Mr.
Coiney, who is staying at ti e same hotel)—Do
you know, I must put a ’-franc piece on the
number or my age. just for fun. (Puts one on
No. 25. No. 3Bwins )
Little Bister—O, I say, Ethel, wbat a pity!
Now, if you had really put it on your right age
you would have won, wouldn’t you?— Bunny
hoiks.
Rector's Wife (Instructing an Aspiring But
tons, who has answered her advertisement!—
You'll have to open the shuttere and the hall
door, tee to the study fire, put the things ready
in the bath room, then call your master punctu
ally at 8 o’clock, clean his boots and brush his
clothes, clean all the ohl dron’s boots and shoes
and brush their clothes, lav the breakfast punc
tually at 8 o’clock, after which you’ll have to
set the pony and trap ready to drive the chil
dren to school, and be back in good-time. After
you’ve dressed the pony and cleaned your
knives and silver you will make yourself tidy,
and then you’ll lay the lunch
Aspiring Buttons (gasping)—i'teaso ’m—big
pard’u— place won’t do for me. Why, 1 should
want anew suit o’ clothes before you’ve finished
telling me what I’ve got to do, and then I
sh uldn't find time to be measured for ’em!
Good morn’n. (Exit.)— Punch.
OURRBNT COMMHJNT.
Henco Prices Are na High ae Hats.
From the Chicago Times (Dem.).
It now appears that Sarah Bernhardt's mother
was a milliner, which may account for Sarah's
prices.
Seems a Very Natural Sequence.
From the TAttle Rock Gazette (Dem.).'
"After Blaine, what?" continues to be asked
by the press. Wny, a democratic Secretary of
State, of course.
Likewise Many Other Things to Learn,
from the Albany Journal (Sep.).
Wo have yet to learn of a Cleveland democrat
who is pleased over the outcome of Monday’s
speakership contest.
Reckless Sophistry Deserves Reward.
From the Providence Journal (/ad.).
Both the prize-winners in tho competitive de
bate at Harvard took the affirmative of the
question: "Resolved, That a young man cast
ing his first vote in 1882 has better reasons for
voting the republican than the democratic
ticket." Young men who have sufficient In
genuity to deduce out of the political oouditious
of to-<lay any arguments on the affirmative of
that question deserve prizes.
She Boded tbe Tug of War.
The Sbotwell Ftreet school has caught t v e
tug-of war infection. A few days ago* wheD the
bell rang at I o'clock for the pupils to come in,
says tbe son Francisco Chrontele, the teacher*
found there were no boys to come, and, n lcok
mg into the yard, the cause was at ot ce seen.
Some of the boys had procured a clott es fine
and organized two tug-of-war teams. A little
before 1 o’clock the referee, a boy from t*e
eighth grade, gave the signal to pull. The
twenty boys hem with a will to their
wiTk They tugged and strained, and
worked considerably harder than they
bad worked over a problem in arith
metic or a question In grammar Round the
rope stood the rest of the boys of tbe school,
howling and yelling, now cheering on the team
of their respective choice, an 1 now hooting In
derision at the opposing one. For some time
the battle raged furiously. One team would
draw tls opponents a few inches, only to lose
the advantage again. Finally one of the teams
got a decided advantage. This was too much
for several of the smaller boys, who had Det
hundreds of mythical dollars on the tram of
their choice, and so, with one accord, about a
dozen of them canght on to the rope on "their"
side and added their strength to that of their
friends.
Of course the friends of the other team ob
jected. bnt as tbe excitement was too intense
to allow much talking they simply hitched a
few more boys on to the other side and went at
It again. The reet of the boys than began to
take sides, dome hitched on one end. some on
the other, and when the rope was so full I hat
there was not room for another list, Jimmy
would catch hold of Johnny’s waist and Dick
would take Tommy by the eoat tail and so
rnimage to do a tittle pulling any way.
Tbs whole male portion of the school had
hold of the rope, and amid the pulling and tho
yelling tbe 1 o'clock bell rang. The boys did
not mind it, though, and the tug of war went
on regardless of whether school kept or not.
The teachers had a different notion, however,
and three or four of them came into the yard
and attempted to ship the contest. Tho bovs
objected to a draw except one over the line,
and they did not believe in a no-content, so us
they had numbers on their side the boys disre
garded the commands of their teachers and
pulled away as if there was not a teacher in the
world. Things were getting serious when a
quick-witted teacher solved the problem. Step
ping up to the middle of the rope she quietly
took out a pocket knife and at the moment of a
terrible strain cut the rope.
In an instant there was a terrible time. The
rope snapped with a loud crack, and the pull
became a draw. Boys tiew in every direction,
and piled up one on the other until the quick
witted teacher became afraid that manslaughter
or bovslaughter was the result < t her effort to
restore discipline.
No one was hurt, however, and the boys dis
tangled themselves and filed slowly up to their
class room
Truffle-Hunting With Pi*?9,
Speaking of pigs reminds me that I lately
went truffle-hunting with one, says a Paris let
ter to the Boston Tranect ipt.
It was not near Paris, for there are no truffles
hereabouts, but far to the south, in tho region
of the Dordogne.
Tho pig was about the ugliest and most de
praved-looking beast ot its kind that can be
imagined—one with a stl.ted baok and shock
ingly exaggerated nose, having the curve of a
pump-hanJl’, but, like many human beings
who are not beautiful, it was exceedingly intel
ligent. Its greediness, of course, made it so,
but greediness is not always a corrective to
stupidity.
The truffle-hunter-in-chief was the pig's
master, and as far as appearances went there
was really not much difference between them.
He had ale* > a bent hack and a nose that seemed
to have been designed for no other purpose
than that of turning up truffles
NevertheleßS.it was the pig that did all the
digging work, the man's part of the business
being to take oare that the cryptogram did not
get swallowed on tbe spot.
To guard against this accident he had filled
his pocket with maize, a few grains of which
the animal accepted in exchange for a truffle.
Once or twioe the sybaritic instincts of the
beast Wore too strong for its Judgment, and it
ate tbe fungus before the man had time to
snatch it, but blows upon the nose with a stick
counterbalanced the satisfaction thus derived
and tbe pig being a reasonable animal soon
came to the conclusion that it was better to
accept the maize and leave the truffle.
f hocked the Red Man's System.
When the electric telegraph was first intro
duced into Chile, says the Santiago Timet, a
stratagem was resorted to In order to guard the
posts and wires against damage on the part of
the Araucanlan Indians and maintain the con
nection between the strongholds on the frontier.
There were at the time between forty and
fifty captive Indians In the Chilean camp. (ien.
Pluto called them together, and, pointing to tho
telegraph wires, said:
“Do you see those wires?"
"Yes, general."
"I want you to remember not to go near or
touon them, for if you do your hands will be
held aad you will be unable to get awav "
The Indians smiled lncreduously then the
general mate them each in succession take hold
of the wire at both euds of an electric bat
tery in full operation, after whioh be ex
claimed:
"I command you to let go the wire!”
"I can't; my hands are benumbedl" cried
each Indian.
Th# battery was then stopoed. Not long
after the general restored them to liberty, giv
ing them strict to Junctions to keep tho secret
and not betray It to their countrymen.
This had the desired effect, for, as Jmight be
expected, the experience was related in the
strictest confidence to every man In the tribe,
and the telegraph has ever since remained un
molested.
Suggestive of More Salary.
"Young Legaloap Is a smart fellow," said the
manager of the collection department to the
great lawyer.
“Yes? What’s he been doing now?" asked
the great lawyer.
“Why, he was in the office alone yesterday
when he heard that Silk & Batin were finan
cially embarrassed. We are holding one or two
claims against them, and he rushed out and
slapped on an attachment just fifteen minutes
before they closed their doors. "
"Got in ahead of everyone, did be?”
"Beat every other creditor,” said the mana
ger.
The great lawyer, says the Chicago Tribune,
look pleased.
"It was a good piece of work,” he said. T
like to see a young man with some enterprise
and brains. What did you do?”
"I told him it was a piece of good work.”
"What!” The great lawyer looked startled.
"Why. I complimented him for his prompt
ness and business sense.”
“ileroiful heavens, man ’ that will never do!”
cried the great lawyer. "He'll be asking for
more salary. Go out and tell him that if he
hadn't been here the office boy could have done
It just as well."
A Domestic Episode.
Prom the Somerville Journal.
She stood at the glass with a glowing cheek.
And looked at the face reflected there.
And thought that the mirror, if it could speak.
Would say she was very sweet and fair.
As she turned with a smile to her husband, he
Remarked, and bis tone conveyed a sneer,
“It pleased you very much, I see,
To look at yourself in the glass, my dear."
She bad learned the art of keeping cool.
So she answered him in a gentle tone;
"I’m glad to know I am beautiful
For my husband's sake and not my own.”
A flush of shame bis face o’erspread
And crossing over to where she stood
He kissed her warmly and softly said,
“You are more than beautiful—you're good.”
George Washington was one of the richest
men of bis time In America, ne attached to
his will bearing date of July 9,1799, a schedule
of hia property aud placed the total valuation
of tbe name at #530.000. His estate was un
doubtedly worth more, and all of 8000,000, ami
oven more. The estimate of 5530.000 was con
sidered by Washington himself a very low one.
for in the notes which acoomparded the w ill and
schedule he frequently refers to the "moderate
value" and "lowest price affixed" of the various
pieces of property. The Ohio lands Included in
the estate increased immensely in value.
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.
The “mother-in-law.” a curious plant, ob
tained its curious name in a very curious way.
An expert at the Smithsonian Institution, in ex
plaining the properties of tho plant to a
reporter, mentioned the fact that It had the
power of paralyzlug the tongue. “A good
thing for a mother-in-law,” said the reporter,
and then and there the name mother-in-law was
applied to the plaut.
8. R. Shelton, while cutting up a tree laD
which ho had cut down for a rail tree eight
yean before, Bays the Covington (Tenn.) Record,
cut into a hollow, exposing what he thought
was a squirrels nest. Upon opening a large ori
fice he drew from the hollow a dead ooon. per
fectly preserved from decay, which had laid
there for eight years. The tree had fallen on
the hole by which the coon had entered. It had
died of starvation, and the body was preserved
from decay, as is supposed, by the tan ooze
of the red oak treo.
They have a heifer at the University of
Pennsylvania Veterinary School for which
dime museum managers have made numerous
offers. She is a brindle yearling, with good
health and of usual size, hut unlike any other
ever known. Her heart is entirely outside of
the bony cavity of the chest, and hangs loosely
in the dewlap, where its pulsations may easily
be seen. One can hold it in his hands and feel it
beat between them. Apparently the animal
suffers no inconvenience whatever on ac
count or the position of her erratic organ. She
comes of perfectly normal parents, and the
doctors are agreed that it is the strangest case
of displacement on record.
The Mikado of Japan has made a proposition
to the management of the world's fair to erect a
permanent building on the grounds, surround
It with a typical Japanese garden, and then
make tbe city of Chicago a present of tbe build
ing and gardens. The mikado is witling to
spend sloo,ooo on It If the world's fair board
gives him the site he wants. This is about two
acres at tbe north end of tho wooded island.
The building would be copied from the finest
specimens of Japanese architecture extant at
the time Columbus discovered America, In the
elaboration of tbe grounds, the highest achieve
ment of Japanese laadscape gardeners would be
Shown.
The Astor baby was born on Bunday, Nov. 15,
at 4 a m. As was tbe custom in the middle
ages a horoscope has been cast for It by an
astrologer, ullhough not by the solicitation of
the baby's parents. The baby was t>orn under
Libra, with liars within the sign. This repre
sents a tall, well-proportioned person, oval face,
sanguine oomplexlon, cquntenance full of ex
pression and vivacity. In disposition luxurious,
fond of personal adornment, affected, boastful,
conceited, fond of tbe opposite sex, yet unfort
unate in lovo affairs. Taken in oonnecrion with
the position of tho sun aud mooa at his birth,
bis horosoop * shows he is sure to grow up to
mauhood and to become a stirring and promi
nent figure in the distinguished circle tn which
ho is destined to move. He will pa proud, dig
nified and intellectually rather superficial. He
will have a baudsome face and a keen
penetrating glance His temp-rament
will be rather warmer than the traditional As
tor temperament, but like his ancestors, he will
be practical and no dreamer or romancer lie
will order, not argue. It is hardly itkeiy that he
will marry under 30, but ho is pretty sure to
marry prudently and felicitously. It
seems scarcely necessary to dls uss this
baby's future from the standpfdnt of wealth
yet as illustrating the sympathy that obtains
between mundane affairs and planetary Influ
ences, it may be stated as a significant circum
stance that in the "Second House'' of this horo
scope-which signifies "the native wealth aud
worldly good’’—are posited the sun Venus and
Mercury, indicating not only great wealth, but
wisdom and discretion in handling and using i*.
There are no strong indications of great civil or
political honors In this horoscope. From this ft
would appear that the fate of the Agtor baby
will, aft.rail, be not sq very different from
other babies when It attains manhood.
"The old circuit rider, who long ago van
ished in the north and west, still survives to
some extont in the south,” said tbe Rev. C. M
Qrandison, president ot Bennett College, North
Carolina, in the 81. Louis Globe-Democrat. "A
few years more and he will be a reminiscence,
because railroads are beginning to penetrate
the primitive communities existent in a great
portion of the southern states. The old circuit
rider was a remarkable man. twin type, as it
were, ot the class of men who penetrated tho
wildern-BB of tho western world in advance of
civilization, in all that stands for coura-e
endurance and resolution. The circuit
rider sowed the seed that we of this gen
eration are reaping the harvest. Tho old cir
cuit rider was the nvant courier of Methodism
iu America. lie could ride all day, exhort and
sins at revivals at night, throw himself down on
the cabin floor for a few hours, rise early aud
resume his Journey to some other spot where
there were souls to save; handy with his fists if
assailed, and last, but not least, he was a rood
judge of horseflesh, and the worldly brother
that could get the host of him on a trade had
to be extra sharp. The old circuit rider, I am
sorry to sav, had some small vices, such as
chewing and smoking, and occasionally took his
dram, and in my region some few Htill retain
those babita The horsey, tobacco
loving elder is, however, rapidly dis
appearing in the southern states. V’e
iu the Booth. are beginning to draw
the llna firmer in these things We don't object
to his owning a good piece of horseflesh; but
young men who ask to be admitted to the
ministry are sharply questioned as to whether
they uso tobacco or not, aud it Is understood
that the use of tobacco In any form is a bar to
admission. By So doing we are gradually rais
ing up a class of men in the
mintstry who are cleanly in their habits.
Then, too. the exporter is no longer the igl
norant man that lie once was We now en
courage a regular course of Hudy for admission
to the ministry. A large percentage of our most
powerful preachers have in the past been men
of no education, but men who could preach the
word with singular power. But how much more
effective would they have been in their work
had their minds been properly disciplined in
early life.”
BOUSES OF MILLIONAIRES.
Two New York Structure That a..
Talked About. 8
Work on C. P. Huntington’s rr.ajslvea-.j
striking grand chateau, at the scutheast
corner of Fifty-seventh street and Fifth
avenue, says Blakely Hall in the Brooklyn
Eagle, Is advancing steadily. aDi
Huntingtons will certainly be able tn r
cupy it next season, if not in tbe latter Leri
of this season. This house Is wholly nnhs
any other in New York, and is in * e
freshing contrast to the dull monitor
rows of brown stone fronts which enootnbre
so largo a part of the avenue. The
masks, w hioh decorate the lintels and e
nlces all over the house, rivet Vi
attention of the passer by Th *
are wonderfully expressive, although re!!
are carved iu a material which, as mu
appears to be intractable and inexpen.lv’
tn comparison with bronze. These mask
are cut out of granite of a lighter hue a i
finer grain than that of the walls of th.
house themselves, and the sculptor has he.!
marvelously successful iu p -rt,ravingre!
van. .us expressions which these face*!!!
meant to depict. The leers, the frowns th!
grimaces and the laughter are amazmglv
true to Ufa. It Is understood that
this massive stone mansion will
the scene of much gayety when m 7
and Mrs Huntington take up their resident
there. It is believed that Prince Hatzfel it
who married Mr. Huntington’s adontea
daughter, will have a part of the house ( -
himself and tbe princess, and that th!
Huntingtons and the Hatxfeldts will entLr
tain there brilliantly and extensively
Prince Hatzfeldt remains throughout th!
fashionable season in Now York, he is <*r
tarn to make no small stir in the clubs re
which he will be admitted, for he has tern
noted ever since his boyhood for his abiii'y
to make existenoe extremely lively for him.
self and all around him.
While Mr. Huntington’s nqw home is an.
proochmg completion William Waldorl
Astor has not yet even scratched the ground
for the house which he proposes to build
the northeast corner of Forty-sixth (.tract
and Fifth avenue, on the same block with
the Huntington chateau. It is somewhat
surprising that the two multi-millionaires
Mr. Huntington and Mr. Astor, did not buy
the whole block between them, each taking
” UDt '? 2t , on took tha northern
third of the block, whilo Mr. Astor
took the southern, having e Hji
a third between their two portions
fronting on Fifth avenue. It has not yet
been sold by the Bonners, to whom this an
tire pieoe formerly belonged. One of the
best investments of Robert Bonner’s strik
ingly successful businoss career was the
purchase of this superbly situated Fifth
avenue block. It is to be ho; ed, for the
sake of the attractions of this part of Fifth
avenue, that the two houses which are to b
built on this block, south of Mr. Hunting
ton’s home, will be as impressive aud in
teresting examples of architecture as is
Mr. Huntington’s castellat.d man-
Slon. If Mr. Astor, however, should not
build a handsomer home on this de-
Ughtful corner than the new hotel which he
is now building on the former site of hii
father’s house at 1 hirty-third street and
Fifth avenue now appears to be, his resi
dence would not give much additional
charm to that part of the city. The lower
part of tbo new hotel is built of a peculiar
sort of brown stone of a gloomv and f. re
boding hue. Perhaps the upper stories may
take away the effect of undue darkness and
lack of attraotiveness, but tho present aspect
of tbe building is such os to suggost that
It will compare but poorly with the Holland
house at Thirtieth street and Fifth avenua
and Judge Dugro’s towering hotel of light
stone at the southeast corner of Fifty
ninth and Fifth avenue. Just north of
Judge Dugro’s hotel is tbe seconi brown
stone hotel which Mr. Astor is constructing
on this ruagnifloent avenue, but the lines of
this one are more pleasing, the proportions
appear more suitable, and the general ef
fect is much more gratifying than that of
tbe one at Thirty-third street.
“Rosalie has adopted an idea that makes all
the eirls awfully jealous.”
‘‘What is that?"
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of last summer and had them made into a I’Ji '
for her pug.’’— Harper's Bazar.
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