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A Tennessee election in which there was
“no politics” Is one of tbe oddities of con
temporary news.
Archibald Forbes, the famous war corre
spondent, is In this country, and may be on
his way to Chile. Does he scent wart
The Chicago police, like necessity, appear
to know no law. An unlicensed steam boiler
is in operation nt police headquarters.
John L. Sullivan is now indulging in one
of his periodloil rhymes; but tho chances
are the moon will not be full again before
he is.
Kansas might make a ”ten-Btrike” by
■ending Judge Hotkin and bis court, Win
chesters and all, to the world’s fair as a
■tate exhibit.
I Secretary Blaine has intimated that he
does not think it good politics or good taste
to go about declining what has not been
offered to him.
The Brooklyn man who stole $2,000 worth
of books in order to study theology, as he
explained In mitigation, was evidently mad
as a March hare.
There is one advantage in having all of
those smooth-faced senators and representa
tives—the same newspaper out can be made
to serve for each.
A company is alleged to be forming for
the purpose of fighting the cigarette. If
the corporation is successful its success will
also annihilate the dude.
Poet Laureate Tennyson is under necessity
of writing a threnody for the Duke of Clar
ence. What he can find of poetry in the
prosy young man’s life is a mystery.
Some California “veterans,” who proba
bly never smelled powder iu all of their
Jingo li vos, have petitioned tbe President to
be allowed to raise a brigade to fight Chile.
The powerful revival sermon of a Michi
gan preacher caused a deacon to confess
that he had committed murder. Tho man
was taken to jail aud wlil bo irled on the
charge.
Col. Shepard believes in retributive jus
tice, and Indicate* In his head-lines that a
Colorado station agent was frozen to death
because he allowed two trains to collide near
his depot.
Suing a dead man’s estate to recover
alleged damages done while he was alive, is
■omething that never would have been
thought of outside ot Maine, but such a case
U in the courts there.
The smart young “men” of the Harvard
D. K. E. might well profit by the example
of the young man in their own college who
drives a bordic from 5 p. m. to 5 a. m., aud
theu attends lectures.
Whenever an election is held, in society,
club or what not, it has oome to be regarded
as a “test of streugth” of some political can
didate. It is said that Depew’s election as
president of the Union League Club was a
Blaine victory.
Holman’s Resolution.
The republican papers And a good deal of
satisfaction In calling the resolution intro
duced byHepresentative Holman, and passed
by the House, a •Vi-oent buncombe" resol i
tion.
Whether or not it is a buncombe resolu.
tion will be known very soon. It Is only
natural that the republican organs should
try to break tbe effect of it by ridiculing it
The last congress appropriated nearly a
billion dollars, and tbe country became
alarmed at such extravagance. That was
a republican cougress, and it was
more reckless in voting away the
people’s money than any previous congress.
Tbe republican organs are trying to draw
attention away frim the billion-dollar
congress by sneering at the efforts of the
present congress to keep the appropriations
within reasonable b unds.
The pr* sent congress will not withhold
money from meritorious public works, nor
will it cut down the clerical force of the
government to an extent that would cripple
the public service. But there is every rea
son for thinking that it will cut off ex
penses that are unnecessary and insist that
the government shall be administered
economically.
Mr. Holman has a reputation for object
ing to any waste of the public money, but
he does not object to expenditures, however
large they may be, which are absolutely
necessary, and from which beneficial re
sults may reasonably be expected. For
instance, it is not probable that he would
object to a large appropriation for the im
provement of those rivers and harbors
which accommodate great commercial
interests.
Those who find fault with Mr. Holman,
and call him a cheese-paring statesman, are
the ones who are prevented by him from
gotting money out of the treasury for little
schemes by which they hope to increase
their popularity in their respective districts.
Mr. Holman has saved the people a good
deal of money by objecting to bills for pub
lic buildingß for which there was no
need, and pension bills which had no merit.
It is true that his objections have at times
seemed trivial, but there was always a
principle involved. He knew that if ex
travagance were admitted in little things it
would be countenanced in big ones. The
poople do not think the less of him because
be la called the great "objector."
Tbe present congress, there Is every reason
to believe, will be liberal enough in making
appropriations for whntevor is for the pub
lio good, but it will not be guilty of any
such extravagance as the billion-dollar oon
gress was.
Look Out for Them.
There is a marked desire among Ameri
cans for high sounding titles. There is no
difficulty in satisfying this desire. All that
is necessary to do to get a title Is to join
someone of the many secret societies. In
a very short time, if strict attention is paid
to details, any citizen of ordinary ability,
not excepting tbe Irrepressible brother in
black, can beoome known to fame under
the title of E. G. I). B. T. (which means The
Eminent Grand Double Barreled Tiddle
dewiuk} or some other title equally high
sounding.
Even the Catholic church, which has so
strongly opposed Masonry and other secret
orders in which titles are conferred, has
found It necessary to permit its members to
become connected with societies which are
to somo extent secret.
The citizen who has obtained tho right to
attach to his name a few high sounding
initials has, in order to complete his happi
ness, only to don a scarf or apron of bril
liant color trimmed with gold lace, and
inarch through the streets at the head or
tail of a procession that Is accompanied by
a brass band playing "Johnny Get Your
Gun.”
Taking advantage of the tendency toward
secret societies, many benevolont assscia
tions and mutual life insurance organiza
tions have beeu established. Tens of thou
sands of people have joined them and aro
now paying, in installments, into their
treasuries money wbioh, iu the aggregate,
amounts to millions of dollars annually. A
lew of these societies are honestly and cons
6cientiously conducted. Their success has
made it possible to start hundreds of other
similar organizations which are not quite
so honestly conducted. Mon, and women too,
are induced to join them by the hope of gain
or by curiosity. Tho sums paid into tho
treasuries of these organizations are sup
posed to be invested for tbe benefit of their
members, aud to be paid to them when they
are 111, or to their families after their death,
but, as a matter of fact, it Is used to pay
salaries to graud officers who travel about
the country with as much pomp and show
and dignity as railroad magnates. The
time eventually comes when there is no
money to ooufer benefits upon those who
are entitled to them.
Every day or two a secret society of some
sort is formed which has tho same “grip”
os those after which It is patterned, viz., a
grip upon the pocket books of those who
are induced to become members of it.
In the south ODly a beginning has been
made in establishing these societies. Asa
general thing the names of a few influential
men are first securod and they are the bait
used to fill tbe membership basket with
gudgeons. If poople who are persistently
pressed by agents to join these societies are
wise they will Investigate closelv before
parting with their money. The hope
ot gutting something tor little or nothing
generally proves to be a false one.
It will take thirty days for a stenographer
to prepuro a transcript of the case of Dr.
Graves, tho Denver murderer, to be used in
his appeal. On this ground he will proba>
hie be reprieved. Then it will take about as
long again to hear the appeal and argu
ments, so that Dr. Graves will not suffer the
penalty of his fiendish crime for two months,
if even thou.
The United States going to war with Chile
would be like the big bully of the school
fighting the spuuky little fellow who re
fused to apologize for stepping on the big
one’s sore toe when bo. uniuvited, had
“mixed in” with a scrimmage between tho
little one and a chap of his own weight.
Maj. Jones, whose florid volubility is uni
versally recognized, is pained at the uso of
two superfluous words in a news dispatch.
Yet the major wastes thirteen lines of val
uable space in describing his pain.
The possession of a coat-of-arms does not
mako ama i a snob. Gov. Flower did not
send a message to Sadringbam, nor did be
regard it a personal calamity when the
Duke of Clarence died.
Boston is esthetic above all else, and the
charm seems to be contagious. It is told of
the Rev. Brooke Herford, of Englanl, that
while in Boston he mistook a fire alarm for
musical chimes and highly enjoyed it.
THE MORNING NEWS: TUESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1892.
Niaklnar a Settlement Difficult.
The Chilean government pretends to want
a peaceful s ttlement of Its difficulty with
this country, but some hing to prevent
eucb a settlement is being done ail tbe time
in Chile. A few days ago some roughs in
Valparaiso stoned the men in Commander
Evans’ gig.showirg that the same feeling of
hostility that led to the outrage upon the
Baltimore's sailors still exists. In cur dis
patches yesterday there was a dispatch
from Commander Evans in which it was
shown that the Chilean government claims
the right to take Chilean refugees from
neutral vessels stopping at Chilean porta.
Two refugees had been delivered on board
tbe cruiser Yorktown. and arrangements
had been made to send them to European
merchant vessels, hut this flaw had to be
changed when the decision of the Chilean
government had been reoeived. This
decision, it seems, was arrived
at because Commander Evans saluted
tho Spanish minister when he brought
the refugees on board the Yorktown. That
the salute was a proper one there is no
doubt, and tne Chilean government was
guilty of discourteous conduct iu taking the
course it did with respect to it.
This country does not want a war with
Chile. It would be costly and there would
be very little glory in it, but it may become
necessary to teach Chile that there are
bounds beyond which she will not be per
mitted to go iu showing her ill-will to this
country.
It is expeoted that the entire correspond
ence between the Chilean government and
this government will be sent to congress
this week, together with such recommend
ations with respect to it as the President
may consider advisable to mako. It is not
believed that ho will recommend an attack
upon Chile, and it is not thought that con
gress favors such a course. But it is prob
able that congress will be influenced, to a
great extent, by public sentiment after
the correspondence has been read
throughout the country. The war senti
ment is not strong, but it would soon be
come so if it became apparent that Chile
insisted upon pursuing a policy that invited
war. If Chile was a strong nation there
would tie less patience with her than there
has been, but this country cannot afford to
have the Impression prevail in South
America that it is afraid to insist upon an
apology for an insult and reparation for an
injury.
Ambitlouß St. Paul.
The energetio way in which St. Paul is
working to get the democratic national con
vention excites admiration, but the argu
ments she advances do not seem to convince
members of the national committee that the
success of the Democratic party depends on
holding the convention in the northwestern
oity. It is true that the Democratic party
is gaining ground In the northwest, but it
is a question whether It would be strength
ened by holding the convention in a north
western city.
The chief objection to St. Paul la the want
of hotel accommodations. The republicans
are beginning to think they made a mistake
in deciding to hold their convention in
Minneapolis. It is admitted now that the
delegates and correspondents will be
orowded into very close quarters. Tho
hotels there have not been able to respond
favorably to many of the applications for
room that have been received.
St. Paul says she can tako care of a big
national convention, but, as she is smaller
than Minneapolis, It looks very much ns if
she were overrating her ability to provido
anywhere near tho accommodations that
would be needed.
It Is remembered that St. Louis, Inrjjo as
she is, did not give satisfaction when a na
tional convention was last held in that city.
The visitors were crowded into rooms in a
most uncomfortable way. St. Paul is very
ambitious, however, aud full of pluck. She
may succeed In convincing the national
committee that she could provide all the
accommodations that would be needed
and that it would be the very best policy
for the party to hold its convention in the
northwost. It looks, however, as if Chicago
or New York would get the convention. In
either of those cities the delegates aud cor
respondents could find accommodations that
would be entirely satisfactory. So far as
the party is concerned the place where tho
convention is held will not have an ap
preciable effect upon its success.
There seems to be very little need of
clerks for individual members of congress.
They aro expected to do some work them
selves and were not sent there to cock their
feet up on desks and dictate burning elo
quence to stenographers. In the preparation
of bills, sufficient clerical help is already
provided, and if a member’s correspondence
is voluminous, for a smalj part of the fund
allowed him for stationery etc, he can pro
cure the services of a letter writing stenog
rapher. It is safe to assume that nine
tenths of a congressman’s correspondence is
of personal interest, and therefore ought to
be at individual excuse.
It may be true that the day is not far
distant when contending armies will bo
armed with fire hose, or something of the
sort which will lot down a 20,000-volt cur
rent of eloctricity upon the devoted heads
of tho warriors. A balloon connected by
wire with a power station, it is said, could
take up a tank of watt r and make a ground
circuit for the electricity by pouring it in
streams upon the army below. Mr. Edison
is said to have schemes of the kind in his
head; and it will not be long before ho
demonstrates the feasibility of his ideas.
Mr. Richard Croker has announced
through one of his newspaper organs that
he is not a boss, but only an adviser in
Tammany Hall. He “likes to watch geese
aud pigs,” and never drinks. Mr. Croker
frequently issues peremptory “advfce” to
Tammany, which is accepted to tho letter,
aud for this reason some people, who know
no better, have come to regard him as a
boss. IBs “geese aud pigs” expression is
supposed to refer to the Republican party
aud his own heelers.
Four Illinois dudes, who live at the town
of Laeomb, aro wearing oourt-plaster on
their facos as a reminder that tho young
womau of the period can defend herself.
They made disparaging remarks about a
poor but respectable working girl in the
postoftice and she “went for them like a
thousand of bricks" and floored the lot.
Yet there are people who see no good in
physical oulture for women.
The reqont swell society circus at Orange,
N. Y., the other day demonstrates conclu
sively that there are poople in the Four
Hundred who appear quite natural in the
role ef a fool.
Gen. Alger’s visit to Mr. Blaine only
puzzled him the more to know what the
secretary is ‘ ‘going to do about it."
PERSONAL.
W. O. Mitchell, speaker of the lowa house,
raid to he the first native lowan to occupy that
position.
Within the ns it few months Prince George
of \s ales will take his seat in the House of
Lords us Duke of Kent.
Disraeli used to say that a single look upon
the jolly face of the mother of the Princess
Mary of Teck was a cure for the blues.
Gen. Francis A. Walker has boon invited to
deliver the oration at the dedication of the
soldiers’ memorial arch In Concord. N. H.
Neal Dow is now 87 years old, and is living in
a house in Portland which he built in 1328. He
says be has not yet done fighting for prohi
bition.
Jay Gould la credited with being an omni
vorous and tireless reader, and to be as well
po*ted upon books and papers as he is upon
stocks and dividends.
Prof. Hale and Prof. McLachlln, of Cornell
University, have been Induced to accept post
tions in the newOhicago University, where they
will be paid $7,000 a jear.
Mns. Virginia Thompson, a daughter of Alex
ander Campbell, who founded the "Camp
bellite ' sect, has been postmaster of Louis
ville under five administrations,
Ellen Terry’s superb wig of white hair which
she wears in Irving's production of Henry VIII,
was cut from her mother’s heard to relieve neu
ralgia, and made up into a wig for tbe daughter.
“If 1 were a young man,” said John G. Whit
tier recently. "I should ally myself with somo
high, and, at present, unpopular cause, and
devote my every effect to accomplishing its
success."
Miss Whitney, the Boston sculptor, has been
chogen to execute the bust of Mrs. Harriett
Beecher Stowe, for which tbe funds have been
contributed by some of the great novelist's
friends and admirers in Connecticut.
Miss Kate Furbish, Maine’s botanist, has
traveled thousands of miles over that state in
connection with her "Flora of Maine.” She
generally travels alone, carries no weapons,
and says she has not in her twenty years’ ex
perience,- encountered "anything to be afraid
of.”
Dr. Nathan E. Brill, who succeeded Judge
Me Adam as president of the New York Society
of Medical Jurisprudence, is a vigorous de
fender of the electrocution law, even to the ex
clusion of newspaper reporters. He would al
low at executions, however, a limited repre
sentation of the Associated Press.
The late Cardinal Manning was a tall, gaunt
man, with a vigorous frame and a large head
that was almost completely hakl. He had a
face that b re the impress of old Roman firm
ness, and he looked like the picture of a great
churchman of old. He was a teetotaler, unlike
many of his predecessors, and ate only enough
to keep body and mind in a healthy condition.
There was absolutely no ostentation about
him.
BRIGHT BITS.
“Papa,” said a talkative little girl, “am I
made of dust?”
“No, my child. If you were you would dry up
once in a while." —San Francisco Wasp.
Mr. Wayback— l want to buy a brush.
Drug Store Clerk—Tooth brush?
Mr. W.—Naw. What would I want a tooth
brush for? They ain’t no hair on my teeth.
Chicayo Press.
Lord Nobby (to Nevada N lok)—Y’ must ’ave
lived ’ere a good while, sh ?
Nevada Nick-See that mountain thar?
That was a hole in the ground when I came
here.— Drake's Magazine.
“I shouldn’t think you’d care to live here In
New Jersey, so far from n drug store.”
“O, that's all right. You drop a nickel In the
slot machine up at the station and get all the
quinine you want.”— Life.
"Mabel,” said her mother, "unless you have
pressing business this evening——
"I haven’t, mamma,” interrupted Mabel.
“Thisis George’s evening. Harry doesn’t come
till to-morrow night.”—Asic York Herald.
Mother— Have you seen Mr. Brown's son
since he got home from college?
Daughter—Yes, 1 saw him last night.
"Has he Improved much?”
“O, awfully. Ha’s got a mustache.’’— Comic.
"I like to see you cut beefsteak, Mr. Lively,”
said tbe board mistress to the new man. “You
do It with such grace ease.”
"That’s not surprising. I worked twenty
years in a leather factory cutting out the solos
for heavy shoes.”— Philadelphia Times.
A Gkseral Opinion.— The young man re
calls divers damsels who have refused him in
the past, then whispers tenderly): "Ethel, I am
utterly unworthy of you.” And there Is the
sound ot a lost soul in his voice. "That’s pre
cisely w hat papa and mamma think, George.”
she replies. And for a long time thereafter he
is silent.— Life.
Mabei— Yes, I give you my hand with my
heart in it.
Jack—You cannot do that.
Mabel Why not?
Jack—Your hand is too daintily small to hold
such a large heart.
That made the engagement irrevocable.
Harper's Bazar
Old Boarder—Mrs. Irons, who is that new
man that got up from tho table and went out
just now?
Landlady—He’s an engineer.
"A civil engineer?’’
“No. Uncivil. Wanted to know If he’d be
expected to eat stewed gooseberries oftener
than three times a day ."—Chicago Tribune.
Solicitor’s Spouse— What makes you look so
worried lately? You're not like yourselt.
Great Lawyer—Well, I am having some
trouble downtown.
Spouse—Now, you must tell me all about it.
Lawyer—Well, you see, I want to keep the
office o[ten untii 5, and the office boy wants to
close at 4, and we can’t seem to arrange mat
ters.— Boston Courier.
CURRENT COMMENT.
The Alliance In Congress.
Pom the St. iMuis Globe-Democrat (Rep.).
Coiur-fsnan Livingston, tbe southern
fanners' affiance member, has joined Congress
man Simpson ot Kansas in denouncing repub
lican extravagance in taxation and expenditure.
Thus far the farmers'alliance, as it is repre
sented m c ngross, lias shown ability to grasp
the truth that the best party in ttiis country is
the one most opposed to republicanism.
Gov. Flower’s Way.
From the Buffalo Courier,
Gov Flower is reported as saying; -‘I shall
not bother the legislature as long as it does not
bother me. That is the position that lam going
to take—to let the legislature severely alone,
and I want it to let me alone.” The governor
does not appear to ta\e a desire to “run”
everything in sight This is greatly to his
credit. If the governor should permit the ieg
islature to assume the entire responsibility or
passing bills, and if he should confine himself
to the r sponsibility of signing them or vetoing
them, he would do a wise and politic thing.
Bad Precedents for Democrats.
From the Buffalo Courier ( Dem .).
The republican Erwins have for years defied
and nullified the constitution and violated their
duty by suppressing their enumeration legisla
tion. But republican wrong-doing cannot
justify democratic wrong-doing. Democrats
who have for two years denounced Reedisra can
not justify the parliamentary highhandedness
that now prevails in the state Senate No mat
ter what may have been tho conduct of repub
lican state senators in former years, important
public measures ought not to be forced through
the Senate without giving the minority a rea
sonable opportunity tor debate.
The Country United on One Point.
From the .Yew York Tribune (Rep.).
The p-’otie of this country never want war.
Less than a generation ago they had enough of
it to last fora longtime. Its sufferings and
sacrifices. Its harrowing memories and losses,
its heavy expenses and the long-continued bur
dens resulting, have taught the natiou that war
is not a remedy to he lightly invoked. But the
people nre nevertheless determined, and
rightly, to maintain the nation’s dignity and
honor. If wrong or iusulc should come, even
from the most powerful of all nations, Ameri
cans would only hesitate long enough to allow
ample opportunity for pacific adjustment and
reparation Diplomacy failing, aud kindly but
earnest appeal to the good sense and good feel
ing of another nat on, Americans would be In
stantly united as one man to defend the rights
of the nation to the utmost. It is because tins
characteristic of the American people is known,
and is not at all misunderstood, by the princi
pal nations of Europe, that it is found easy to
adjust all differences with such nations in an
amicable manner.
For biliousness and headache Simmons
Liver Regulator is the best medicine the
world ever saw.— H, H. Jones, Macou. Ga,
Ad.
An Incident at Monte Carlo.
A cablegram announces that the back at
Monte Gario suspended one evening last wees
before the extraordinarily successful play of an
unknown American, says tne Chicago \ers.
This has t apren-d cue- before. Two years ag >
our admirable friend. Billy Knox, having had a
viciseitudiuous experience on the Ixmdon edi
tion of the New York Herald, concluded to
sever his connection with journalism and make
a tour of the continent. He was particularly
anxious to visit the Riviera and Monte Carlo
was the spot he pined to try conclusions with
So he had tus sovereigns changed Into francs,
and off he started, w ith numerous letters of in
troduetion to folks along the line
of his proposed journey. Billy spoke
French very well, presumably be
cause he roomed for one winter with Monsieur
Millard B. Herely at Springfield At any rate,
he made friends wherever he went, and at Nice
it was all he could do to resist the blandish
ments of Le Cotntesse de Bourbon, a wealthy
widow who wanted to engage him permanently
as her secretary and typewriter. The eomteise
was a sister of the Count of Paris; the brother
of her late husband was one Louis de Bourbon,
a handsome, conviv.al. careless lad who, bank
rupt in pocket, had become a dealer in the
princely gambling house at Monaco. Finding
that Billy Knox was bound to leave her. tbe
comtesse gave him a letter to her degenerate
brother in-iaw "He will give you pointers on
the game, Billy.” said she, in French.
So Billy started for Monaco andwhen he got
there he called on Louis de Bourbn. They be
came fast friends. Louis came on watch about
11 o’clock every night. He always took off his
coat, necktie and collar when he sat down to
deal. Every twenty minutes a nigger brought
him a whisky sour. Louis was considered tfce
crack dealer in those | arts. Whether he gave
Billy Knox any pointers or not we do not
know and therefore cannot say. But one even
ing Billy had such a run that the bans had to
close down.
The prince of Monaco himself was dealing;
being blind he had to determine the denomina
tion of the cards simply bv the sense of touch.
Tins required severe skill, but having been born
blind the prince knew bis business. Billy kept
betting on the queen and kept winning too.
Two thousand—ten thousand—forty thousand—
one hundred thousand francs! It kept a valet
de chambre busy sweeping off the napoleons
into Billy's gripsacs. Billy kept betting on the
queen and kept on winning.
"Wow! ’ squealed the prince every time Billy
touched him for that pile.
By and by the prince scratched around in his
cash box to find that he hadn't a sou left. Just
then—it being 11 o’clock—Louis de Bourbon
came on watch.
“By your majesty’s leave,” says he, doing off
his blazer, "I will relieve lyou."
"I have been relieved already,” answered the
prince ruefully. “There Is not a bean in the
drawer; we’re busted-turn off the gas and shut
up the house for the night.”
Of course there was much confusion and a
vastamountof scandal. Billy didn’t watt to
participate in it. He shouldered his gripsack
and took the first train for Italy. It is esti
mated that his winnings reached the equivalent
of $40,000. A month later the Paris Hjumex
plained that Billy had imposed on the blind
prince by adroitly ringing a cold deck on him—
a pack of cards composed wholly of queens.
Ordinarily the imposture would i ave been de
tected, but of course his blindness prevented
the unfortunate prince of Monaca from seeing
through the trick.
Now. as we have said, it is Impossible to de
termine from the evidence before us whether
Louis de Bourbon was privy to tne plot. This
much, however, we know, and it is significant:
Billy wrote to Louis de Bourbon about a year
ago and got him to come over the sea and out
to Chicago to serve tho w orld’s fair enterprise
as an attache of the advertising department.
You may have seen Lonia around world’s fair
headquarters; a tall. pale, distingue young man
with eray eyes, smooth-shaven face and black
hair that falls in a tumble over his white fore
head. Louis dresses in a style of his own—al
ways In black, with a wealth of shirt-front, a
Byronlc collar, somber flowing bow and a care
less slouch hat. But he is a famous raconteur,
is Louis de Bourbon, and the girls admire him
passionately.
The Oaah Discount on Dogs.
A stout old man In a gray ulster hailed a
Fourth avenue car at Worth street the other
day, says the New York Tribune. One hand
was occupied with a rather Impetuous bulldog
on |a chain and the other one waved a baggy
umbrella. When the car stopped the man
hauled the bulldog up to the roar platform and
said to the conduct or:
"Take a dorg on your car?”
"No.”
"Me and John William has got to get up
town .’’
"Can’t help it; walkin's good.”
"Let ms ride on the platform and hitch John
William to the brake?’ 1
The conductor agreed to this, and John Will
iam trotted placidly along the Bowery without
mishap, beyond the upsetting of two newsboys.
Sowehow nobody wanted to get off the car on
John William’s side, and people on the crossings
waiting for the car to pass kindly gave John
William all the room he wanted. At Seven
teenth street, however, there was a crosstown
car in waiting, and the driver. Intent on the
hairbreadth escape of the rear platform which a
crosstown driver loves to make, reokoned with
out John William, who was pattering calmly
along beside the step.
"Hey, hey, hold on,’’ called the old man on
the platform excitedly. But it was too late;
there wasn't room between the cr sstown horse
and the platform of the Fourth avenue car for
even the alert John William to pass, and it
seemed as If the dog must be inevitably crushed.
John William, however, regarded it "otherwise.
He seemed to know that his only chance lay in
breaking his chain. So by a quick bound to the
farthest side of the crosstown horse he brought
the whole strain upon tne chain across the
horse's chest, and snapping his bonds like a
string, ho trotted calmly up Fourth avenue after
his master.
“Well, now, ain’t he a dog,” ejaculated the
conductor admiringly.
“There ain’t his boat in NewYork.” responded
his owner proudly. "Of course, there's other
dogs her." and there,” ho added as a great con
cession. '’but they simply ain't in it with John
William. I wouldn’t take $75 cash for that
dog."
"Reckon he’s worth it,” said the conductor.
There was another man on the platform. He
looked John Wili am over critically in silence,
and two blocks further ou he said:
"I’ll give you $lO for your dog.”
"Mean it?" asked John William’s owner
anxiously.
■'Certainly.'’
"Cash; no bluff?"
“Of course."
“Gosh! He’s your dorg.”
When I Go Home.
Eugene Field m Cincinnati Enquirer.
It comes to me often in silence.
When the fire light splutters low—
When the black, uncertain shadows
Seem wraiths of the long ago;
Always with a throb of heartache,
That thrilled each pulsive vein
Comes the old, unquiet longing
For the peace of home again.
I'm sick of the roar of the cities
And of faces old and strange;
I know where there's warmth of welcome,
And my yearning fancies range
Back to the dear old homestead,
With an aching sense of pain;
But there'll be joy in the coming.
When I go home again.
When Igo home again! There’s music
That may never die away.
And it seems the hands of angels,
On a mystic harp, at play,
Have touched with a yearning sadness
On a beautiful, broken strain.
To which is my fond heart wording—
When I go home again.
Outside of my darkening window
Is the great world's crash and din,
And slowly tho autumn's shadows
Como drifting, drifting in.
Sobbing, the night wind murmurs
To the splash of tho autumn rain;
But 1 dream of the glorious greeting
When I go home again.
A Fat Fee.
Not long ago Morns Butler, son of John M.
Butler, who had just arrived home from an
evening party at 2 o’clock in the morning,
heard a carriage drive up to the house, says the
Indianapolis Nnrs, and a moment later
answered a ring at the door-bell. A young man
of handsome face and energetic manner blurted
out. without ceremony:
‘ What states can cousins legally marry in?”
“I don’t know,” said Mr, Butler, as soon as he
could recover from the effects of his visitor s
bluntness, “but I will ask father.”
He went upstairs and, after much knocking,
aroused his father.
“Father," said he, “what states can cousins
legally marry in?"
“Kansas, " was the single word in response,
between what sounded suspiciously like snores,
Mr. Butler returned downstairs.
“Well, what does he say?” asked the visitor.
"Kansas," replied young Mr. Butler, lacon
ically.
“Thank you.” The door was closed and the
young visitor was gone.
Nothing further was thought ot the Incident
until yesterday's mall brought Mr. Butler a
certified check for s'ik) for "legal a ivice” from
his hitherto unknown client. This is probably
the highest rate per word ever paid for legal
advice. It divides Into $lO3 per syllable, and
S3B 33 per letter.
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ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A snake moves by means of tbe ribs and the
scales on the abdomen to which each rib is at
tached by a set of short muscles. Tbeae scales
take hold of the surface over which the serpent
may be passing, and in that manner aid the
creature to glide, often very rapidly, around the
trunks of trees and along the smaller branches.
Some species climb trees with wonderful agility,
gliding up the straight trunks with as much
ease as if they were moving along the level
ground.
The oldest rose bush in the world is at Hln
dersheim, in Hanover. It was planted more
than 1,000 years ago by Charlemagne in com
memoration of a visit made to him by the am
bassador of the Caliph Haroun al Rachid.
After it had become a flourishing vine a cathed
ral was built over it. It is known, however,
that a coffin-shaped vault was built around its
sacred roots in tne year 818, the vault and bush
surviving a tire which destroyed the cathedral
in 1146. The bush is now 2t> feet high, and
covers 32 feet of the wall. The stem after 1,000
years’ growth, is only two inches in diameter.
The Chinese can reman in one position an In
definite time, have no consciousness of monot
ony, can do without exercise, are impervious to
noise, can go to sleep at any time and in any
attitude -all because they hava no nerves. It is
not to be supposed that the nerveless ness ts a
physiological fact; but it cannot be doubted
that the Chinaman’s patience, endurance and
insusceptibility to influences which would send
a European into an early grave are constitu
tional. He cannot help taking things as they
come. Curiously enough, this Indifference is not
associated with want of energy, for the China
man is exceptionally iudustrious. He is simply
insensible to worry.
It seems likely that the yacht racing of the
coming season in the Medeterranean will be of
a more interesting character than it has been
for the past two years. It will he remembered
that last year the Deerhound had matters
pretty well her own way, and that after the
clos of the season she was purchased by an
Italian nobleman. However, this year she will
have to sail well to win many prizes for her
new owner, as the forty -rater Castanet Is going
out, a* well us Mr. Sutcliffe’s Blue Hock It is
also reported that the Earl of Dunraven has de
cided to fit out the ValKyrie for the Mediterra
nean, and if he does so he Is pretty certain to
bring back many of the prizes offered.
“Joss,” so far from being, as I among others
always imagined, a Chinese word, is merely the
mispronunciation of the Spanish dtos, god.
The discovery of this fell heavily upon me. It
reduced my knowledge of Chinese from two
words to one; but I have learned several since,
but will not write them here, as I do not know
what they mean. A. and the writer both
started with the determination of studying
Chinese, and the writer let A. buy a grammar;
but ou discovering that the single letter “I'' had
145 ways of being pronounced, and that each
pronunciation had an entirely different mean
lug, we said that thf*re was no p >etry about the
Chinese langua r <\ that it was not worth learn
ing, and A.'s grammar was secretly consigned
to the river mud by being dropped overboard.
In hie lowest spheres of life the force of in
ventive faculty may be detected. The burglar
himself as a mechanical genius may be a rival
of nature. An honest genius of an Inventive
kind invents a look; straightway another in
ventive genius of a dishonest kind picks that
lock. A man, not a burglar, but a professed
lock-picker, picked a subtle lock of a bureau
because I had lost the key. Tin science the
man showed, the resource, the ingenuity,
formed a study, and his efforts were soon
crowned with success I was struck by tho
skill th man displayed, but still more by tho
philosophy. “They call tbe man who invented
that there look, 6ir, a gentleman, and they yay
he’s made a tremendous fortune by it, but
they gives no credit to them as has larned to
pick it; not a bit of It! not they: and some of
them as can pick it they calls burglars and
gives ’em years of hard labor, though they are
just as clever as tho lucky un, who set the
thing a-goiug.
The standing strength of the London detect
ive force is about 400. At the head of it is the
director of the criminal investigation depart
ment at New Scotland Yard. The staff attached
to head quarters, and in immediate contact with
the director, consists of 1 superintendent and
about 30 subordinates; the rest of the men are
distributed among the 22 divisions of the Metro
politan police. Each division has thus a local
staff of detectives, consisting of one inspector
and a varying number of sergeants, who are,
for all ordinary purposes, under the control of
the divisional superintendent. Every crime
dis covered is reported first to tbe nearest police
station and then to the superintendent ot the
division, who immediately takes it in band and
issues such directions as he thinks necessary
to tho detective inspector of his division. At
the same time he refers it to the criminal in
vestigation department, either by way of
his daily report or at once if the affair be very
serious. Such report passes through a chief
officer of the criminal investigation department,
anil then goes to the director; if urgent and out
of hours, it is telegrapued to his house. He can
theu act in several ways, according to the nature
and gravity of the case; he may leave it en
tirely in the hands of the superintendent or he
may issue instructions to direct the divisional
detective inspector, in which case tbe latter will
act in concert with the superintendent; or, again,
he may instructa member of his own staff, wno,
in turn, may act with the superintendent or in
dependently. Not to weary tbe reader with da
ta Is, tho main points of the system are 11) the
local distribution of the detective force, aud (2)
Its interaction with the ordinary force through
the superintendents. Everything, of course,
depends on the smooth working.
I have often been asked, says a writer in an
exchange, why the “Liberty Cap” Is used in
American illustrations, when it originated and
why it was adopted. At first I was Inclined to
give the Bubjeet no particular attention, and
really never did give it a serious thought until
good fortuue put a United Statas cent of 1793 in
my hands. In this rare piece the bead of Lib
erty is turned to the left. She has a pole across
her left shoulder, surmounted by a conical poke,
which is intended for a liberty cap. Here, in
deed, was an oddity, a subject for immediate
investigation. Turning to my "Dictionary of
Phrase aud F able" (an odd place to look, sure,
for a liberty cap is neither a phrase nor a
fable). I found the following under the head of
’’l ap of Liberty ’; "The Goddess of Liberty in
the Aventine Mount was represented as holding
in her hand neap, the symbol of freedom. In
France the Jacobins wore aredcap; in Eugland
a blue cap with a white border is a symbol of
liberty, and Brittania is sometimes represented
as holding such a cap on the point of her
spear.” Here was some pointers, but no real
information as to the origination of the symbol.
Delving deeper into "volumes of forgotten
lore," I found that the cap was a symbol of
liberty and freedom in the time of the Roman
emperors. When the Romans manumitted a
slave his head was adorned with a small red
cloth cap. As soon as this was done he was
known as a libertnus, or freedman, and bis
name was registered among others of the city’s
"tribes.” In the year 263, when Saturninus in
vaded the capital, he hoisted a oap ou the point
of his spear, ts Indicate that all slaves who
rallied around this standard should bs free.
When Marma inoited the slaves to take up arms
against Sylla. he employed the same symbol,
and when Ca-sar was murdered the conspirators
marched forth in a body with a cap elevated on
a spear, in token of liberty.
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