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THURSDAY. JUNE 5. I*2.
win It be Dr. Clemens or Dr. Mark
Twain?
• Now let the Boers share up. and get in
the game.
But the Boers were not whipped—simply
overpowered.
Mr. Kruger was at least right about one
thing—the cost.,
A Savannah election to just like a race
riot—only more so.
The Prussian government ought to take
something for its diet.
It begins to look like they can't even
settle a coal strike without Morgan.
Now that the Boer war to ended horses
may again become cheap enough to eat.
Another way to solve all this trouble
would be to elect an anti-trust congress.
Maybe Candidate Guerry to one of those
men who had rather be right than gov
ernor.
Ohio, at least, still appears to think
there to nothing at all the mattey with
Haans.
Volcanoes are like mules in one respect
—you can't always tell when they are
really asleep.
We are not going to feel entirely safe
until Web Davis underwrites that Boer
peace treaty.
The idea that we needed a farmer gov
ernor seems to have been effectually lost
tn the shuffle.
That was just like New York to ring in
a German band for the musical part of her
French celebration.
Just as we suspected, a map showing
Georgia’s volcanoes locates one about a
mile north of Macon.
What probably aggravates Lewis Nixon
most to the fact that the "smile is still on
the face of the Tiger.”
So it was a newspaper man. and no
scientific liar, who was the first to reach
the crater of Mont Peiee.
President Palma’s salary as president of
Cuba is 336.000 a year. And It’s cheap
enough for that sort of work.
James Burns, for 16 years a New York
ward detective, has just died leaving an
estate of *>00,600. James Bums.
Governor Jeff Davis, of Arksnsas, is
not the first man who has found out that
politics and religion wont mix.
Americans have introduced the pianola
into Germany. And was it for this that
Kaiser Bill sent us Prince Henry*?
Disquieting rumors continue to reach us
from Macon to the effect that Montg Joe
Hall is about to consume himself.
There is at least one consolation about
the present price of beef; it Increases one’s
confidence in the "all pork sausage.”
If things keep on going this way we
■nay yet have to adopt beef and Panama
hats as our double standard of value.
Western bakers are forming a combine.
to fight the biscuit trust. That’s right;
we don't need a biscuit trust, anyway.
Evidently the coal trust is unwilling to
arbitrate until it has disposed of its sur
plus taock at the present advanced prices.
It there are any anti-Hanna Republi
cans they are evidently wise to the theory
that discretion to the better part of valor.
It may be all right for the young king
of Spain to substitute horse races for bull
fights so long as he doesn’t try to play
them.
It to enough to make the Union dead
turn over in their graves when a political
stump speech is substituted for a Me
morial day address.
No doubt Candidate Guerry feels that
there are preachers in Georgia who are
guilty of pernicious inactivity In the pres
ent gubernatorial race.
Nevertheless, there are times when we
are forced to look with favor upon the di
vorce court. There’s Mrs. Lea.ee and
Mrs. Nation, for instance.
The United States, a governnJent found
ed on the “consent of the governed” theo
ry. Is now the only nation on earth en
gaged in a war of conquest.
Minister Wu says he accepted it as the
highest sort of compliment when some
one mistook him for a girl. But we
wonder how the girl took it.
We are gryitly relieved to learn that
the University of Missouri proposes to
make Mark Twain a doctor of laws in
stead of a doctor of divinity.
However, it should be borne in mind
that the Filipinos won’t let us be cour
teous and humane while subjugating
them—even if we wanted to.
After listening to what the various can
didates say of each other one can't help
I wondering why it to the worst men In
Georgia always run for governor.
M. Conquelin, the French comedian, was
destined originally to follow the trade of
p baker. But he took to the stage, prob
because he needed more dough.
■*>* of Fprepaugh’s big elephants killed
• man the other day for poking an empty
beer glass st him. Don’t blame the ele
phant at all. It was a gratuitous insult.
Correspondent Curtis, who is exploring
the Holy Land, has also succeeded in
making the important discovery that the
river Jordan has not changed Its course.
We take it for granted that the corres
pondents have at least found a new dis
ease for Count Tolstoi. His typhoid fever
ought to have run its course by this time.
It to probably safe to assume that the
Thompson party of northern congressmen
know more about the southern negro now
than they ever did before. But will they
admit it?
END OF THE BOER WAR.
The announcement that the Boers have
at last surrendered is received with little
surprise. ,
This result has been foreseen as inevit
able ever since the war began, and for
several weeks negotiations as to the con
ditions of peace have been going on.
The terms that were finally agreed upon
are more liberal than it was generally ex
pected that Great Britain would grant,
much more liberal than the British cabinet
is said to have announced as its ultima
tum more than a year ago and again at a
more recent date.
It appears that the unconditional sur
render, which was long so emphatically
demanded by Premier Salisbury and Lord
Roberts, supreme military commander of
British forces in South Africa, was not in
sisted upon at the last.
The other point upon which the Boers
made theirwnost stubborn stand was that
they would never agree to the pro
miscuous banishment of their South Afri
can neighbors in South Africa who joined
in the struggle for independence.
It was not proposed by Great Britain
to impose these harsh terms on the Boers
or the Free Staters, but upon those Brit
ish subjects who rebelled and helped the
Boers.
It does not seem likely that there will be
many of the participants in the war ban
ished, or punished tn any other way.
Great Britain to anxious to have peace
restored as early and as completely as
possible, and will probably pursue a
placatory policy.
One of the most creditable concessions
granted by Great Britain is the lean to
the Boers of a large sum, believed to be
about >50,000,000, which will enable them
to rebuild their ruined homes and do much
toward restocking their desolated farms.
This loan to to be made on such ehsy terms
that its recipients can readily comply with
them. Without some such assistance a
large proportion of these patriotic people
would have found the problem of self-sup
port very hard. '
The war which has thus ended has been
one of the most remarkable in history.
The prediction of President Kruger that
Great Britain could subjugate the Boers
only at a cost of blood and treasure that
would astound humanity was verified even
more fully, perhaps, than he himself ex
pected. The direct expenditure of money
by Great Britain on account of this con
flict exceeded a billion dollars. The more
terrible loss was ttjt death in battle and
in hospitals of more than 25,000 British sol
diers and the wounding of more than twice
as many more, the majority of whom will
probably be Invalided for life.
The Boers never had any very great fi
nancial resources to draw upon. They
could not have raised more than 50,000 men
to contend with the force of nearly half a
million who were enlisted by Great Brit
ain, first and last, for this war.
The Boer loss of life was heavy, of
course, but not comparable with that
which they inflicted upon their enemies.
We doubt if in all the annals of war so
much damage was ever wrqught by a
numerically small army upon an over
whelmingly larger one.
The two republics who lose their national
existence and pass under the dominion of
Great Britain as the result of this conflict
extended over a territory remarkably rich
in natural resources and capable of vast
development.
'With a just and liberal government they
will repair the ravages of war in a few
years and ultimately become one of the
richest regions of the
CHAFFEE’S STERN PROTEBT.
General Chaffee has won the admiration
of the country to an even higher degree
than he possessed it before by the manner
in which he has treated the action of the
courtmartlal which acquitted Major Wal
ler and Lieutenant Day.
General Chaffee calls attention to the
exceptional circumstances under which the
concentration order’ of General Bell was
issued.
It was a severe measure, It is true, but
a necessary one under the circumstances.
Major Wallen was undoubtedly prostrate
With fever and temporarily deranged
when he ordered the promiscuous shoot
ing of the natives. If the fact that this
was his conditio? had not been establish
ed he should. General Chaffee says, have
been convicted of murder and punished
for that crime.
While Major Waller was justly acquitted
of the charge of murder, he should have
been found guilty of the minor offenses
in the bill of Indictment.
But he comes to consider the
case of Lieutenant Day General Chaffee la
very emphatic. Day was acquitted be
cause he obeyed the order of his superior
officer.
It to true that the subordinate who dis
obeys an order of his superior doea so at
his peril, but General Chaffee declares
that Lieutenant Day should have refused
to obey Major Waller's command to
shoot down the natives since he was cer
tainly aware of Major Waller’s physical
and mental condition. "Above and beyond
all personal consideration," says the gen
eral. "officers must guard the name and
honor of the country. Had Lieutenant
Dv been actuated by such considerations,
he probably would have prevented one of
the most regrettable incidents in the an
nals of the military service of the United
States. The junior officers in the army
must take these words to heart and un
derstand that there are occasions when
obedience to orders will be a crime.”
This is one of the noblest statements
ever put on record by any military com
mander. "The name and honor of the
country” are sacred and the subordin
ate officer who follows out a command
of a delirious and irresponsible su
perior, knowing what the condition of the
latter is, should be punished.
CHURCH AND STAGE.
The church club 1s coming to be quite a
feature of social life.
We expect to see the number of these
institutions increase very largely.
The reasons for theif existence are pat
ent and these clubs have been found a
Source of delight and improvement
wherever they have been organised.
One of the most famous organisations
of this kind to The Churchman's club of
Providence, Rhode Island. All the Pro
testant Episcopal ministers of the com
munity, many of the laymen of that
church and a large number of per
sons who do not belong to that church are
members of this club. At every regular
monthly meeting some subject of timely
Interest is discussed. There are two lead
ing speakers who present their views
somewhat at length and then come a
number of voluntary speeches of flve min
utes each.
These discussions are said to be remark
ably bright and entertaining. At the
meeting last week the subject was “The
Church and the Stage.”
The principal speakers were Rev. Wal
ter Bently, who to secretary of the Na
tional Actors* Alliance of America, and
the actor, Joseph Jefferson.
The much beloved veteran of the stage
THE SEMI-WEEKLY JOURNAL, ATLANTA, GEORGIA, THURSDAY, JUNE 5, 1902.
had a very enthusiastic reception from
the large and elegant audience.
He began by saying, "I have heard
■many hard things said In the pulpit about
the stage. I am an actor and am proud
of my profession. Therefore, I think that
these strictures are unjust, not to say
cruel. You men of the church have
proved this evening that you are not
afraid to associate with me and I want
to assure you that I am not ashamed to
associate with you.”
Later Mr. Jefferson uttered this noble
sentiment:
“I do think that anything that would
bring together two parties who have been
antagonistic for years would be a matter
for congratulation. An actor is a human
bbing, and there are good and bad in the
profession, as in anything else. I know
of many aators w?o believe in the church
and go to It, and anything that will bring
the church and the stage In closer rela
tion will have my hearty support.”
This remark was heartily applauded by
the preachers present. The Churchman s
club to a liberalising influence. It is
bringing good people closer together and
thereby accomplishing great good.
Let us have more such clubs.
A~RUSBIAN outrage.
The house of representatives should
adopt without delay the resolution intro
duced by Congressman Goldfogle, of New
York, calling for an inquiry into the out
rageous action of Russia in forbidding
Jewish cittoens of the United States to
enter the exar’s domains.
The victims of this assertion of Russian
tyranny resent it not as Jews, but as
American cittoens. They rest their case
upon article 1 of the treaty of 1832 between
Russia and the United States, which reads
as follows;
“There shall be between the territories
of the high contracting parties a reciprocal
liberty of commerce and navigation. The
inhabitants of their respective states shall
mutually have liberty to enter the ports,
places and rivers of the territories of each
party wherever foreign commerce is per
mitted. They shall be at liberty to sojourn
and reside in all parts whatsoever in said
territories, in order to attend to their af
fairs.”
A leading Jewish citizen of New York
makes the following clear and forceful
statement of the justice of the demand
that our government shall protect its cit
toens of the Hebrew' race:
"No discrimination was made against
Hebrews or Baptists or agnostics. The
United States couldn’t constitutionally
make a treaty that provided for a dis
crimination against any religious faith.
Yet the Russian government, it is report
ed, has lately refused to allow a distin
guished American rabbi and also an Amer
ican Jewess, hastening to the deathbed of
her father, entrance to Russian territory.
"The case seems a clear one as a basis
for complaint to the czar's government. It
is true that the Jews are not wanted in
Russia; and it is also true, religion aside,
that owing to their great superiority in
trade and finance over the native Rus
sians, they have been excluded for rea
sons not unlike those which have con
trolled the action of our own country in
excluding the Chinese. But American
treaty rights to domicile in Russia remain
unimpaired, so that in a legal sense an
official protest against Russia's discrimin
ation against our Hebrew citizens could
not be Successfully attacked It is worth
while, however, to compare Russia's ex
clusion of American Jews with the ex
clusion of Chinese from this country. Up
to a certain point the comparison is de
cidedly embarrassing.”
• We believe that our state department
will manage this matter successfully. The
relations between the United States and
Russia have been uniformly friendly, even
cordial. There has never been any clash
between the two governments.
We believe that the czar will realize that
he cannot maintain .the position he has
taken and will gracefully recede from it.
SOME POSSIBLE BENEFITS.
While we are unalterably opposed to
trusts and combines and hope to see them
broken up we hop 6 to see the south get
whatever incidental benefits may be pos
sible under conditions which have been
imposed tfpon us by the great business
combinations. •
The price of steel is dictated by the
trust controlling it. The head of the con
cern is in New York and orders are Is
sued from there. While this is wrong in
policy and these great monsters will be
eventually crushed, yet there are no
signs of their early destruction yet ap
parent.
Does the south get any compensation
from these Combinations? We think
some benefit accrues in the advance of the
prices of iron to some localities in this
section. , *
Portions of Alabama and Georgia pro
duce iron ore and have iron industries
and their plain duty is to get all possible
benefit while the combination rules. The
recent and startling advance in the price
of beef, pork and mutton is quite oppres
sive to consumers and we commend every
effort to break the efforts of the beef com
bine. But while the heads of this trust
are holding high, carnival, Georgia and
other southern states should get some
benefit. The south is not altogether a
cotton-producing country. Mahy of our
farmers raise cattle.
Hon. Pope Brown stated to the writer
a few days ago that he had hundreds of
cattle and fine pastures. He will be bene
fited by being able to get the advanced
price for his surplus meat.
He to one of many who are devoting at
tention to cattle raising. There is a great
Increase in the cattle industry of the
state. Our people should know that the
Increase in population in the United states
is greater than the increase in our pro
ducing capacity. Everything in the food
line to finding ready prices, and there is
great encouragement for the producer.
Beef, pork, mutton, chickens, eggs and
butter all bring good prices and the far
mer who grows a surplus of these is
reaping the harvest.
Truck farms are profitable, potatoes,
tomatoes, melons, etc., all bNng good
prices and find ready sale. The peach
crop is moderately good and there is
prospect of good prices.
Our advice to our farmers is that they
do not grumble nor complain but “get
in the procession” and reap the good
results which thrift and good judgment
will insure to them.
THE VERMONT LIQUOR QUESTION.
The prohibition issue has popped up in
Vermont in very lively form.
It is the paramount topic in the present
campaign in that state, having been made
so by the proposition to substitute license
for prohibition.
Vermont, like Maine, has prohibited the
sale of all intoxicating drinks for a long
time past.
And like Maine, Vermont has failed to
suppress the liquor traffic.
Percival W. Clement, who is running
for governor of Vermont on a platform
which demands the repeal of the present
prohibition law has made some startling
revelations concerning the extent to
which the liquor traffic is being carried on
in that state. Mr. Clement has already
carried a number of cities and is quite
positive that he wiu be the Republican
nominee. A few days ago he won by a
large majority the primary in Montpelier,
, the capital.
Brattleboro and three or four other cit
ies fell into the Clement column last
week.
Mr. McCullough, the prohibition candi
date, is a very popular man and his sup
porters ridicule the idea that he is in the
slightest danger of defeat.
. The country districts in Vermont, as in
are very strong for prohibition
and still insist that it is a preferable pol
icy to license. d- /
Maine has had several prohibition elec--
tions in recent years all of which have
been carried by heavy anti-license ma
jorities. A like result may be looked for
in Vermont, though the canvass is the
most heated that has been known in that
state for many years.
GEORGIA’S OLD CAPITAL.
The glory of old Milledgeville was sup
posed to have passed away when the
state capitol was removed to Atlanta,
But not so. That brave people have con
tinued to grow and prosper.
A recent visit to this, one of the oldest
of Georgia's cities, convinced us that it is
more prosperous than it ever was in “the
good old times.” Every building formerly
used for state purposes is now occupied
by an educational institution. Large addi
tions and improvements have been made
to these structures and the schools of
Milledgeville are thriving wonderfully.
The Military and Agricultural college
and the Georgia Normal school are filled
to their capacity. Hundreds of boys and
girls from other portions of the state at
tend these colleges and being in Milledge
vlll nine to ten months every year are
worth more to the city than the annual
session of the legislature which lasted
only fifty days. ■
These schools are not only flourishing,
but business in all departments is good.
The merchants and professional men of
the city seem prosperous and happy. Mil
ledgeville has got good out of what
seemed disaster.
President Reynolds, of the military col
lege, and President Chappell, of the Girls'
Normal college, are doing magnificent
work. They are highly honored and de
servedly appreciated as their institutions
on the basis of the prosperity of Georgia’s
old capital.
PENITENTIARY REFORM.
Louisiana several years ago abolished
the penitentiary lease system and a very
marked improvement is evident already In
the condition of the cqnvlcts.
During the eight previous years, under
the lease system, the yearly mortality was
93.9 per thousand, or nearly 10 per cent—an
excessively high rate. Under state con
trol and the present improved methods of
treating the convicts the death rate has
been cut down nearly two-thirds, until it
is now close to the normal.
Last year the death rate among Louisi
ana convicts was but a little more than
33 to the thousand, a remarkably low rate.
The new system is admitted by every
body to be a great improvement on the
old in all respects.
Several other southern states have insti
tuted very creditable reforms in their pen
itentiary systems, Mississippi among the
number. The Georgia penitentiary is an
other one that has. improved notably
Prison reform throughout the country is
advancing, the care of convicts becoming
more humane and more efficient also.
TWO SPEECHES.
A very marked contrast was presented
by the address of President Roosevelt at
Arlington National cemetery and that of
ex-Goverfior Jones, of Alabama, at the
tomb of General Grant last Friday. In
the one there was much to arouse ill feel
ing and resentment, much to promote sec
tional prejudice; the other was entirely
generous and nobly national. The spirit
of the one was conducive to contention,
that of the other to fraternity. /
President Roosevelt displayed a narrow
ness very unlike the sentiments which per
meated and beautified his recent address
at Charleston and some of his other pub
lic utterances.
He reverted to the lower plane on which
he placed himself some months ago when
he told the members of a Grand Army
post that they fought anarchy when they
battled with the Confederate soldiers.
President McKinley would never have
made such a speech. He endeared himself
to all sections of the country by pleading
for fraternity and mutual forgiveness of
all pastjpectional differences.
President Roosevelt’s Decoration day ad
dress had a tendency to reawaken passions
which it should be the endeavor of every
citizen, north and south, to allay entirely
and forever.
Ex-Governor Jones, a Confederate vet
eran, paid an eloquent tribute to the great
leader of the Union armies and invoked
the continuance and completion of the
reign of peace and good will throughout
the republic.
It is not surprising that the president’s
speech has called forth expressions of re
gret and protest from southern men and
that some of the leading northern newspa
pers have criticised it severely.
It has not helped his reputation as a
statesman and has diminished his influ
ence for good to the country.
On account of his position as the head
of the government and the possibility that
he could do more than any other man to
bring the north and the south still closer
together, this assertion of sectionalism
must be regarded as exceedingly deplor
able.
We are proud of the record which ex-
Governor Jones, a representative southern
man, made as a broad-minded patriot on
the very day when President Roosevelt
exhibited the least attractive side of his
character. i
As further evidence of the value of beef
on the hoof, western desperadoes have ta
ken to holding up cattle trains, instead
of express trains.
A New York woman buried her pet cat
in a white satin coffin the other day. Her
devotion might even have carried her to
the extent of feeding the animal on beef
had he lived. /
A Chicago paper has started the query,
“Does it Pay to be Famous?” That
would seem to depend entirely upon
whether you are a newspaper man or a
prize fighter.
No better tribute could be paid to the
south than that every party of northern
ers who visit it come* back with glowing
reports of its prosperity, says the New
York World.
From this Bistance it looks as if Sa
t gkiah might be able to pull off an elec-,
tlw with less disorder and fewer casual
ties if they would merely take the precau
tion to lock up tfie police.
Judge Sheffield in his charge to the
grand jury of Terrell county, noting the
dearth of indictments for gambling, com
plained that poker seemed to be a lost
art in that community. The judge forgets.
Poker was ever considered more of a
trade than an art in Dawson.
Sen* Bacon as a Cook
Saturday Evening Post.
United States Senator Augustus O. Ba
con, of Georgia, who has been taking a
very prominent part in senate debates, is
one of the most dignified members of that
assemmy. He never seeks in his speech
es to provoke the mirth of his colleagues.
His gravity is not studied, but natural.
“Even jn his social moments he rarely
indulges in humor,” said Congressman
John W. Maddox, of the same state, who
was speaking admiringly of the senator's
ability in statesmanship. “Senator Bacon
is fond of hunting and Ashing,” continued
Mr. Maddox, “and last year I had the
pleasure of accompanying him on an out
ing. The senator would listen to funny
stories, but only once did he venture to
tell one himself. That one, however, was
so good that we haven’t got over laugh
ing at it yet.
“One day I caught a big yellow-bellied
terrapin. The senator was delighted and
stayed in camp the next day to superin
tend the soup-making. The soup was de
licious and we said so unreservedly. Then
the senator told his story. In preparing
the terrapin he had assisting him a colored
man of the neighborhood whom we had
employed. The man didn’t know us and
never dreamed that the man in rough
raiment was a United States senator.
"The colored man was given a bowl of
soup, and smacked his lips and' otherwise
displayed his sense of bliss.
” ‘You like the soup, do you, George?’
asked the senator. p
" "Deed I do,* was the reply. Then he
added:
“ 'Say, boss, I’d like to ax you a little
question.’
“ 'What is it?’ responded the senator.
‘Go ahead.*
" T’d like to know,* raid the darky
between eager sips of the terrapin soup, ‘is
you jes' a plain cook or is you a steward?
Foh you do cert’nly know yore business.* **
IN THE PATH OF THE SCISSORS.
Free Coinage of Verba. .
J. H. Ander-on, Jr., of the reportorlal staff
of The Chattanooga Times. Sundayed in Ring
gold.—Ringgold New South.
How to Get the Horae Laugh.
Your horse will “laugh and grow fat” If
you buy your corn, oats and hay from D. G.
Blount’s cheap cash store.— Wrightsville
Record.
Somebody Ought to Tie Ty.
Somebody said Ty Peeples engaged in a
walking match Sunday afternoon. Awful warm
Ty for sueh exertions—The South Georgian.
But Not Yet Abla to Be Out.
Bill Gilds, one of Sheriff Ritchie’s prisoners,
was very sick Monday, but is Improved—Clay
ton Tribune.
Ye Editor Hlta the Pipe.
We thought you would have paid us that
small amount you owe us before now.—Frank
lin News aqd Banner.
Ye Editor as a Sleuth.
A man was in Amboy last week selling the
merchants some medicine. We think he must
have come from Tennessee, as he was driving
two gray horses—Rochelle New Era.
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Diagnosing Their Case.
Mr. J. A. Wash, from the Seventh district,
who is a prominent candidate for tax collector,
wae down a few days since feeling the pulse
of the dear people.—Ft. Gaines Sentinel.
Laying for the Preachers.
Mr. J. H. Adair says he has one hundred little
chickens and ten dozen eggs. He is going to
feed the preachers this summer.—Dallas New
Era.
Giving His Friends the Shake.
Mr. John Kennedy, of Anniston, Ala., was
shaking hands with old friends in the city Mon
day.—Cartersville News and Courant.
New Light For Atlanta.
Mr. Ben Light is now in Atlanta, where he
has accepted a position in a barber shop.—
Walton News and Messenger.
Travels In Summer Attire.
Dr. C. P. Davis, wearing one of his fetch
ing and Irresistible smiles, goes to Albany
today. Os course he goes "on business.”—Amer
icus Tlmes-Recorder.
Cotton Regrets the Drought.
The cotton in this section to very sorry be
cause of the drouth.—Calhoun Times.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
z New York Press.
A saint is never as white as he is painted.
Big feet seem ever so much worse when they
are cold.
Truth was invented to make enemies for
the man who tells it.
Fortunate is the man who is on the long side
of the collar button market.
Justice may be blind, but she is able to
judge people by their conversation.
As a matter of convenience turning down
an alley beats tearing up a street.
Either a woman loves you and says she
doesn’t or she doesn’t and says she does.
Mavbe it is as bad to have money and no
place to spend it as to have ths place but no
money. <
It is better never to cut your wisdom teeth
than to think you know any more when you
have done it.
What a man doesn’t learn about women’s
clothes before he is married isn’t worth while
learning afterward.
The man who forgets to tell a woman that
her clothes look pretty forgets to make her
admire his good taste.
The way for a man to make a Woman obey
him is to find out what she wants to do# and
then make her do it.
Half the men in the world don’t know enough
to get ahead of other men; the other half
don’t know enough not to let the other men
get ahead of them.
The people who talk philosophy and mental
science when there is nothing the matter take
to castor oil and mustard plasters just as
easily as the rest of us when there is.
POINTED PARAGRAPHS.
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Chicago News.
A hobby is an idea that goes around with a
crank.
After a mighty lie has prevailed men call it
the truth.
When a man is old enough to know better he
is too old to do it.
This is a hard world. Its final gift to a man
is a marble shaft.
No man ever realizes how much trash he
owns until he moves.
About the only perfect people in the world
are the perfect fools.
Unless a man is intelligent and consistent he
never changes his mind.
The more some people try to explain the deep
er they get in hot water.'
Man has very little use for advice that doesn’t
confirm his own opinion.
Ix>ve may make the world go round, but mon
ey helps to push it along.
Unless a man Is satisfied with himself he is
not in the self-made
Rain falls alike upon the just and the unjust,
but the latter uses it as a chaser.
Those evening ties are the best that keep a
married man at home after dark.
Every woman knows she’s a coquette, but
she doesn’t think others suspect it.
What a monotonous old world this would be
were it not for the delusions therein!
Probably some people He to you because they
think too much of you to tell the truth.
The poor man lends his surplus coin to the
bank and the bank loans it to some rich man.
No British Banners Wave in Battle.
Navy and Army.
Some people may not know that the col
ors are not now taken into action. Be
fore a corps proceeds on service they are
placed in safe custody as suits such hon
orable Insignia, and "when Johnny comes
marching home again” they will be all the
fresher for not being carried through dus
ty lands and trying rivers. The men
whose duty it would have been to carry
them and stand by them to the last are
nowadays employed in less sentimental if
more useful duties.
News and Business.
Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Jones (new member)—"ls your sew
ing society lively?”
Mrs. Brown (the secretary)—"l think so.
Sometimes the ladies gossip so that I don’t
get to read the minutes for three meet
,n ff’*'* . .. _
REV. SAM P. JONES
DISCUSSES POLITICS
GREENWOOD, S. C., May 22. I
To The Atlanta Journal:
are perilous times, full
of disaster, destruction and
death. More lives have been
destroyed, more property
T
devastated in the past twelve
months than apy year since Noah
and his family floated above a
drowned world. The big head lines
of the dally papers call our atten
tion every morning and evening to
fearful disasters of all sorts and all
varieties —flood and famine, vol
canic eruption and mine explosion,
water-spouts and whirling winds,
railroad wrecks and sinking ships.
What <next, gentlemen, what next?
It seems that all nature and all
things have taken on the restless
ness and unreliability of man.
There is a lesson in all these things.
Happy is the man who in wisdom
learns the lesson God would teach
him.
No man can prophesy or forecast
events either in the physical,* finan
cial or moral worldsabout us. The
great Methodist and Presbyterian
bodies are now wrangling—the one
over cafeh and the other over creed.
And it seems as hard for the Meth
odists to settle matters about that
"cash” as for the dear old Presby
terians to change their creed. Good
men differ on the same subject with
the same facts before them. The
Methodists will keep the money
(and why shouldn’t they keep it?)
It’s theirs. Congress appropriated
the >288,000 to pay them for the use
and destruction of their property
by the union army in the sixties.
It’s a just claim that ought to have
been paid long ago. The Methodist
church has been trying for 35 years
to get congress to pay it, and the
congress never would have paid it,
in my humble judgment, if the
agents of the church had not placed
the claims in the hands of Major
Stahlman and promised him 35 per
cent of the claim to get it. The only
false statements that they allege
were made were in reply to imperti
nent questions which congress had
no right to ask. The only question •
congress should have considered is,
Was it a just claim? I say it was
impertinence on the part of con- *
gress to ask how much the attorney
fee was to be. The church had
cheap attorneys trying to get the
money so? 35 years and only a first
class attorney could make them
dance up. And Stahlman earned his
fee. Now, mind you, I am simply
stating the# facts. The Methodist
church can deal with its agents and
attorneys, etc., as to the alleged
deception and misrepresentations,
but they will keep the cash and
ought to keep it.
But what the Presbyterians will
do with theli* creed deponent sayeth
not. But I know I greatly prefer
’ the good old-fashioned Sabbath
keeping family prayer of Presbyte
rians of bygone days, with their
old creed, by far to the new-fash
ioned Presbyterians with a revised
creed. Don’t you?
Then, in politics, things are all
agog. The Journal’s Joint ‘Debate
CONGRESSMEN TELLING
EXPERIENCES IN SOOTH
BY MILT SAUL.
WASHINGTON. May SO.—Congressmen
who went with Representative Charles W.
Thompson, of Alabama, on a tour through
the soutti are relating to their Washington
friends and colleagues many interesting
stories of things they saw and heard in
the sunny land of Dixie.
At Chattanooga the party of northerners
were entertained by the Chamber of Com
merce. A part of the day’s entertainment
there consisted of a trolley ride to Look
out Mountain. On the car just before the
mountain was reached, one of the Chatta
nooga gentlemen produced a pearl handled
knife, one of those all around articles conv
taining every implement necessary to ex
istence, including a miniature handsaw
and a corkscrew.
“This knife, gentlemen,” he explained
to Colonel Thompson and several of hia
guests who were gathered about, “was
brought from France in 1873 by a young
boy who was eg friend of my father. The
young boy Is now the president of the
United States. My father was Frank R.
Goulding, the author of ‘Young Maroon
era.’ ’’
Colonel Thompson took the knife and
held It up so everybody In the car could
see it. He explained its history and at
once the Implement became the center of
interest for the entire party.
“My father wrote the book at Kingston,
Ga.,” the owner of the knife went on to
explain, "and at that time President
Roosevelt’s mother was living at Roswell,
Ga. Some years later my father went to
New York and there met the Roosevelt
family, among them the young boy, Theo
dore. The two became fast friends, al
though my father was 63 years old then
and the boy was about ten or twelve.
•Young Marooners’ proved a highly inter
esting tfbok to the boy and it was through
this Interest that he remembered the au
thor while in France. My father was
highly gratified to receive the present and
he prised it so highly he would never use
it or lend to any member of the family.
He thought Theodore Roosevelt was a
great boy. Once when I was in Washing
ton the president told me he had given
the ’Young Marooners’ to his boys to read*
and they seemed to enjoy it quite as much
as he did.”
| One of the newspaper correspondents
with the party spent, in 1898, six months
in the house where Dr. Goulding wrote the
book. H* ••ecalled the fact when the knife
was on exhibition and the coincidence was
declared by the others to be remarkable.
The owner of the knife is W. H. Gould
ing, secretary of the Chattanoooga Cham
ber of Commerce.
General "Wilder, who commanded a
brigade of Federal cavalry in the battles
around Chattanooga, went with the party
to the top of Lookout Mountain and point
ed out the famous battle fields which may
be seen from the summit of the mountain.
“Over yonder to the left,” he said, as he
pointed towards Missionary Ridge, “my
command engaged Pegram’s Confederate
cavalry. We fought off and on for three
days, an- a better fighter than John Pe
gram I never met.”
At this point he was interrupted by Col
onel Thompson, who cried out:
“Here's John Pegram’s niece!”
General Wilder stopped his discourse to
be introduced to the young lady. Miss
Eleanor Pegram, of Memphis, Tenn., who
had come with the party from Washing
ton. The gray old veteran took both her
hands in his and as they stood apart from
the others there on the mountain they
made a fine picture on which their com
panions gazed with deep Interest. Far be
low them the winding river ran through
fields, where Wilder and Pegram clashed
sabres in deadly cavalry charges nearly
shows us it’s not all one way; and,
by the way, The Journal is circu
lated nearly as thick in South Caro
lina as it is in Georgia, and I am
keeping up with the fight right
along.
Warner and Sidney fight like bull
pups. They both do well. Really,
they can accomplish almost as
much by awkwardness and main
strength as some men can by intel
lect. They are both young and
strong physically. To date I am
betting on Tapp. He sho’ haa hit
Warner some good Tapps. Warner
seems to have rushed home from
Texas to look after his waininf
principal, and just run into head
quarters and pulled off his coat
and told Brother Render to step
down and out . and give him ths
stick and let him crack a few heads.
But when he hits Tapp on the head
he hits a head as hard as his own.
4 would not loan either of them my
walking stick to use on the other’s
head —sho!
But don’t Guerry make the fur
fly? And I confidently believe that
he will be our next governor; and if
he don’t get it he will lock that con
vention, and then goodbye, Joseph!
It’s real refreshing to see Colonel
Estill’s confidence and good cheer.
While he is shaking hands I fear
somebody is pulling his leg; and if
somebody is pulling his leg they will
keep him hopeful until the end. I
certainly would rejoice If he could
carry 25 counties; then Guerry is
o.k. and Joe has lost out. Go it.
Colonel, I admire your spirit of
hopefulness and good cheer, for
that’s about all you will hold in
pleasant remembrance after the
campaign is over.
Is it not strange that no leading
daily of the state has espoused
either candidate? It seems like
they are doubtful as to the outcome
and want to stand from under. The
Journal and Constitution both have
their preference, but, like Br'er Rab
bit, they ain’t say much about it.
These little country editors, like the
little country preacher, sail right in
and say their say, but city papers
and city preachers, barring Brough
ton and Bascom, don’t want to
raise any rows.
The old wool hat fellowk are com
in from the (ields and woods, and
about nine out of ten of them are
for Guerry, and they are mad about
that early primary, and they are
coming in and vote for Guerry to
even up with the gang somewhat.
Colonel Estill and Guerry and their
friends did not want that primary
until the Ist of August, but Joe add
his gang thought sooner the better,
and folks in the country are' onto
them now. 'Come in, boys, from the
highways and' hedges, from farm
and field, on June sth, and;do your
duty to the crowd who thought
would be a day when yOu would be
too busy to come.
Yours, SAM P. JONES.
P. S.—l am traveling around In
South and North Carolina for a
week, hoping I will improve by this
tour,, but I am still conscious that
I am in poor fix for anything like
hard work. S. P. J.
forty years ago; fields that now furnlrt
ed a vivid green background for the pic
ture of an old warrior of the north clasp
ing hands with a beautiful girl of the
south, while he praised the valor of Pe
gram. her uncle, and h'.s former enemy. |
1 “John Pegram was a good soldier,” Gen
eral Wilder told Miss Pegram, “and I
know he was a good man. A good soldier
is nearly always a good man.”
After that General Wilder’s narrative of
the battle scenes was touched with a
tender eloquence and all the visitors felt
the influence of a sentiment which came
with the meeting of Pegram’s fair niece
and Pegram’s adversary in battle. Later
on General Wilder pointed out a monu
ment erected by the state of Tennessee to
the memory of John Pegram.
One of the interesting places shown the
i northerners was Colonel Ed McKissick’*
log cabin room underneath the Battery
Park hotel, at Asheville. **
At Asheville the party became the guests
of the board of trade. Carriages were
furnished and a drive through Biltmore
' was enjoyed. Returning, the visitors were
driven to points from which ail the grand
scenery about the little mountain town
could be observed. Still one or two wets
not satisfied.
< “There is something about the moun
' tains I want to see. but for the life of
me I can’t recall what it is,” declared
Judge Fuller, of lowa. “Out my way we
1 have few mountains, you know, and I am
, I not familiar with the mountain adjuncts."
Colonel McKissick came to the rescue
! and began to call over tne names of things
usually associated with mountains.
“Is it a bear? A cave? A trout?” he sug
gested, but Judge Fuller shook his head
after each name.
i Colonel McKissick went on: .'-'•3
• “Is it a moonshine still—”
“That’s it! That’s it!” cried the lowan.
' “I want to see a moonshine still!”
“Then come with me,” replied the amia
ble host, and he led the way to his log
cabin under the hotel.
There, hidden away in a corner and half
concealed by a pile of skins such as moun
taineers have in their cabin homes, stood
a copper still and worm, as natural as
though the visitors were revenue offlcsrs
just stumbling upon It. Colonel McKissick
‘ had bought it at a public auction after a
| raid by officers in the neighboring moun-
I tains, and had installed it along with his
' other log cabin relics. The sight of the
still seemed to satisfy the curiosity of the
visitors, for they didn’t adjourn to the
bar to sample the Still's product, as some
of Colonel McKissick’s guests have done
In former years.
The northerners were completely carried
away with the beauty of Asheville and
the superb scenery tney looked upon along
the line of the railway as they left the
thriving city.
An Idyll of Indolence.
I wish dar was a money tree.
De maple’s purty fine.
But 'taint enough to satisfy
k Dese pressin' needs o’ mine.
A tree whose leaves was dollar bills;
Whose fruit was coins of gold—
I tells you what! It would be fine
To watch dem buds unfold. _.
I'd He aroun* dar all de June;
I’d He dar in July;
I’d never quit dat shady spot
Till summertime went by.
I’d dose an’ dream an’ take my ease,
I’d loaf an’ never stop
A waitin’ fob dem leaves to fall
An’ foh dat fruit to drop.
, —Washington Star.
Content With Qbocurity.
Philadelphia. Record.
The one time In a man’s life when he
is satisfied to take a back seat IS when
he goes to church.