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THE PENSION DISGRACE.
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It is an incongruous and disgraceful fact that as
tie survivors of the Civil War decrease in number
the government’s pension bill towers all the higher.
This year it will aprpoach two hundred million dol
lars. although the war was fought nearly half a cen
tury ago and the majority of its participants are
dead. This item of expense is greater now than it
was in IMO and it promises to be vastly greater five
years hence. When and how shall we reach a limit?
There is litle hope of the limit ever being reached,
if the cringing policy that controlled the majority of
the House and the Senate and the President himself
tn the recent enactment of the so-called dollar-a-day
pension bill is to continue. This indefensible meas
ure adds something like thirty-five million dollars
annually to "the pension account. It Is the most
flagrant of all the inroads recently made upon the
treasury. It virtually nullifies all the efforts of the
Democrats to cut down the government’s prodigal
expenditures. It fastens upon the people more tightly
still the clutch of a system that is qotorious for
the graft it makes possible.
Yet, this measure was supported by a majority of
both houses of Congress, it was signed by the presi
dent without protest and, most amazing of all, it
was voted for by the Democratic speaker, Mr.
Champ Clark.
' There can be but one explanation of the motives
that actuated at least the great majority of the
men who tolerated the passage of this bill. They
were simply playing politics for the sake of votes.
Had this not been a presidential election year,
it is deubtful that Mr. Taft would have signed the
Mil. For his position on this matter there is at
least a vague extenuation, though a truly fearless
president would have vetoed it But how can the
vote of Speaker Clark, a leader in the party com
mitted to retrenchment and reform, how can his
surrender to political clap-trap be justified?
The man who paddles his own canoe today may
•wn a steam yacht tomorrow.
It isn’t bashfulness that keeps some men from
wanting to meet their obligations
During courtship a man boasts of bis idtome, but
after marriage he growls about the outgo:
Occasionally a fool ma nrobs his family for the
purpose of spending the money on his fool friends.
A FEMININE DIFFERENCE.
ln England yesterday, there began what is per
haps the first serious and determined prosecution of
those militant dames and damsels who resrot to vio
lent methods in their campaign to secure*the ballot
Three of the doughtiest of all the suffragettes were
arraigned on the charge of having conspired together
“to incite the malicious damage of property" and as
the emboldened attorney general declared, to launch
a movement “which, had it succeeded, would have
meant nothing less than anarchy."
The British males are at length plucking up
courage. Heretofore they have rested content ’with
simply imprisoning their pugnacious Amazons and
forcing them, willy-nilly, to eat. The prevailing opin
ion, however, has been that it would not do to take
the suffragette* too seriously or to treat them other
wise than with bored toleration. What if they did
throw bricks at officers of the house of commons and
break upon the proceedings of that great body with
their treble din? The men should preserve an aus
tere and truly masculine dignity. They should not
be drawn into more than a cursory rebuke of such
conduct.
But when the women went so far as to throw
bricks at plate-glass shop windows, why, then the
t*me for drastic reproof had arrived. And so the
prime movers in the famous London foray are now
on trial and. if convicted, they will be punished in a
turiy exam pl ary fashion. »
The curious* thing about the suffragette cause in
England is that it seeks such uncomfortable means
to accomplish its ends. In six or more states of this
country, the ladies have won the precious privilege
of voting without the slightest recourse to turbulent
or painful methods. Is this because our own suf
frage leaders are fairer to look upon than their
English cousin or because they are more essentially
feminine in their tactics and hence more potent in
their appeal to the trousered half of society? We
recall that in a certain western commonwealth, the
ladies dispensed cherry pje among the voters just
prior to the election that was to decide" the suffrage
issue. Doubtless, the English dames would get
farther and-'fare better, If they followed this delecta
ble example.
He’s a wise man who can 'ompel his mistakes to
pay hfs board and room rent.
Many a man gets the reputation of being a “good
fellow” while going to the bad.
The woman who marries for •onven’ence soon
discovers there is no convenience in marriage.
The man who is able to fight his own battles al
ways has friends who are willing to do it for him.
THE ATLANTA 'SEMI-WEEKLY JOURNAL. .ATLANTA, GA., * FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1912.
J SOUTHERNER, FORSOOTH!
WjIAT AN amazing return of gratitude Con
gressman Underwood has made to those
southern states that have supported him
for the Democratic nomination!
He has defended and, through the-power of his
leadership, rammed through the house a piece of
Republican legislation that strikes at the very root
and life of those protective suffrage laws by which
Georgia and Alabama and Mississippi and other
commonwealths of the south have fortified their
ballots against the corrupt and venal negro vote.
Congressman Oscar Underwood, touted as ttye one
Simon-pure southerner in the presidential iace, has
championed the so-called Bristow amendment, which
in ultimate effect at least, enables congress to over
ride 'uyery disfranchisement law ever passed by the
states, and, If it so wills, to send federal marshals
and federal troops to displace afld overawe southern
sentiment at the polls.
Thus has he rewarded the Democrats of the three
southern states that accepted him in good faith as a
true friend and neighbor. Thus has he shown his
magnificent loyalty to the interests and the ideals of
this section, and its people.
Let us glance« a moment at this Bristow amend
ment and see just what Its purpose is, and where it
will lead. There is now pending in congress a reso
lution calling for th# submission of an amendment
to the constitution whereby United States senators
may be elected directly by the people, instead of being
chosen, as is now the case, by the state legislatures.
The underlying principle of this resolution is sound
Democratic doctrine and it has been cordially sup
ported in the south. But Congressman Bristow, a
Republican representative ‘from Kansas, introduced
some time ago an amendment to the main resolu
tion, which deprives the individual states of any
voice whatsoever in fixing the time, the place and
the manner of holding senatorial elections. Over
these important particulars, the federal congress is
given exclusive control. The people of Georgia, for
instance, might adopt some special form of election
which they would consider essential to political purity
and justice. They would undoubtedly apply to the,
senatorial, as to other elections, the standards of
their negro disfranchisement law; Yet, if this method
did not suit the federal congress and if the Republi
cans were in the majority at Washington, it is not
only possible, but probable, that we should be per
emptorily ordered to fling away our own home-made
plan and accept on# made by alien Interests in other
sections, where conditions are vastly different from
what they are in ths south.. And should we decline
to do so, congress would unquestionably be author
ized, under the Bristow amendment for which Mr.,
Underwood voted, to dragoon us into submission by
federal marshals or troops. In short, congress,’hot
the state, would have the authority to fix the quali
fication of electors, to enact a force bill to carry out
its orders and to flog us back into the ills and out
rages thafi marked Reconstruction days.
Verily, It was a splendid act of southern patriot
ism when Congressman Underwood urged the pas
sage of this tyrannous amendment!
Not only did he stalwartly ally himself with Mr.
Bristow, who, as is well known, introduced the
amendment to please his negro constituents in
Kansas, but he went still further in his betrayal of
southern interests. He voted against and spoke
against a counter amendment, offered by Congress
man Bartlett, of Georgia. Judge Bartlett, realizing
the grave menace which the Kansan’s scheme car
ried for this state and section, endeavored to qualify
,it by having the house specifically declare that
“congress shall not have power to provide for the
qualification of voters within the various states, or
to authorize the appointment of supervisors of elec
tion, judges of election or returning boards to certify
the results of any such election; nor to authorize
the use of United States marshals, or the military
forces of the United States or troops of th£ United
States at the polls during eletcions.”
What was Congressman Underwood’s attitude to
ward this timely and needful provision, intended to
protect the rights and welfare of the south? He
turned his back squarely upon <♦ and joined with
the leaders of the north and of the Republican camp—
with Cannon and Dalzell and Payne—in forcing
through a despotic measure that must sicken the
heart of every thinking southern citizen. And this
he did, despite the fact that he had previously prom
ised Judge Bartlett to support the patter's amendment.
Is this the stuff of which southern candidates for
the Democratic nomination are made? Is this the
second Jefferson to whom we are to entrust the
great work of restoring our section to its former
splendor and bearing aloft its treMtions?
Georgians may at least congratulate themselves
that they have in congress, jn Judge Charles Bart
lett, a representative who stands stanchly by the
things they believe in and who had rather deserve
the confidence of his own people than to play them
traitor for the political favor of other sections.
It is gratifying, too, to note that every member
of the Georgia delegation in congress voted for the
Bartlett amendment and against the Bristow amend
ment. And so did everyone of the Tennessee Demo
crats vote for the Bartlett amendment. Every South
Carolina member voted for it, every Virginia mem
ber, evqpr North Carolina member, every Arkansas
member, every Louisiana member and. with two
exceptions, every member of the Texas delegation.
So stood the south. Where stood Congressman
Underwood, by the interests behind him as
the New South’s prophet and puissant leader? He
stood in amazing aloofness; and to keep him com
pany were Uncle Joe Cannon and Sereno Payne, the
tariff-maker.
It should be noted that Mr. Underwood acted not
merely as an individual congressman from Alabama
but as leader of the Pemocratic majority of the
house. His protect could easily have Killed the Bris
tow amendment. His acquiescensc and support
pressed it through.
It is interesting to speculate .on what would have
happened in Georgia had Mr. Underwood revealed
himself thus clearly before, instead of after, May the
first. We doubt seriously whether his own adopted
state of Alabama would have rallied to his standard
so cordially had she known that a few weeks later
he would join in a virtual attack upon her protective
suffrage laws; or that the people of Mississippi would
have indorsed a man who withheld his needed aid
from an effort to protect them against the menace
of federal marshals at their polls.
For these states, however, all this is a matter of
history, and they can only comfort themselves by
reflecting that it is better to learn late than not at
all. But with the other members of our southern
family—the Carolinas and Virginia and Tennessee
and Louisiana —how will it be with them?
Are they ready to indorse the candidate of the
Bristow amendment sames
A double wedding is one kind of a four-in-hand tie.
A truthful flshennan always knows where to draw
the line. , .
MR. WATSON’S DUE.
Having warned his co-mates of the Underwood
camp that he will “head the Georgia delegation to .
the Baltimore convention or know the reason why,”
Thomas E. Watson proceeds to press still another
claim for the service be has rendered their cause. I
He insists that with him must go Captain W. S.
West, of Valdosta, as a delegate from the state
at large;
Now, at first glance, this demand may seem
rather exorbitant. Some may argue that Mr. Wat
son, ambitious though he is, should rest content
with the chairmanship and not essay to dictate just
how the other places shall be distributed. In these
minor matters, it may be said, the state convention
itself should be allowed some .oice. It may even
be hinted by some of the bolder bretheren that Mr.
Watson has waxed a bit presumptuous; that he is
trying to “hog” the whole thing, as he himself would
elegantly say.
Any such protest, however, betrays a pitiful mis
understanding of this entire situation. Was it not
Watson’s work that compassed the Underwood vic
tory in Georgia? Are not the so-called leaders of
that cause, from Bankhead down, beholden now and
forever to him who carried the slander-pot and
crawled to do the particular sort of labor by which
they won? Not even to the Interests, that poured out
streams of lucre, are they so deeply indebted as to
Thomas E. Watson, for without him even a huge
corruption fund could not have "turned the trick.”
This, indeed, is not simply a case of the laborer
being worthy of his hire. It is a chse of the chosen
king and leader being worthy of his crown and all
the.power it conveys. To his late allies, who are
his subjects now, Watson may very properly say with
the monarch of old France: **l am the state.” They
have sceptered him and, so, in all fitness there is
nothing for them now to do but to serve hii£.
Why hesitate, gentlemen? Come squarely forward
and make your due obeisance.
Mr. Watson bids you give him the chairmanship
of the Georgia delegation. You should do so, taking
care to present it on bended knee.
He speaks again, saying, “Give mexalso the priyi-
Iqge of naming my retinue tb the Baltimore conven
tion.” Down quickly, gentlemen, and do your mas
ter’s will.
For, this is- no day of small things. Whatever
Thomas E. Watson demands at your hands, you
should deliver in fulfilment of your contract with
him. And wihy, pray, should he not name any or
all the other delegates as well as himself? Since
he captained and won your battle, is he not entitled
to name his staff?
Verly, this is a wondrous season in Georgia
Democracy whan the party’s arch foe and traitor
cracks the whip and makes ready for Jiis drive to a
national Democratic convention. But Hop in behind,
fine neighbors. You have placed the reins where
they now lie; you determined the route and bar
gained for just this driver. Swing on as faithful
footmen. Your journey and your wind-up will be
watched by the state with keen amusement, if not
admiration.
/ .
At the End of the Rainbow
TRYING TO MAKE AMENDE
I haven’t slept for a whole week. In faet, I never
slept for a whole week in my life. What I mean to
say is that for a whole week I have beeen wide-eyed
and sleepless because of the pangs of conscience I
have felt over my treatment of that good man, Presi
dent Taft. ur>
A few weeks ago I attended two public dinners
at which Mr. Taft was the guest of honor. One din
ner was in Illinois and the other was in Pennsylvania.
Recently It struck me that soon after those dinners
Mr. Taft’s political prospects began to wane. I am
afraid that ip some mysterious way I am responsible.
I didn’t know I was a political Jonah, but I begin
to suspect that 1 am, so far as Mr. Taft is concerned.
I had no thought of doing the president an injury.
The fact is, I was greatly tickled to think how promi
nent It would make me to sit at the same table with
him. They charged me double for rrty meal each time,
presumably because I insisted on speaking in praise
of Mr. Taft, but I spared no expense.
Almost immediately after those dinners Roosevelt
showed heavy gains in Illinois and Pennsylvania—
and in both those states Mr. Taft and I had been seen
together! I had not realized that the voters were so
observant.
I feel awful bad about it. Any man who has been
in public life for some years, as the president has,
can make enough enemies on his own account without
anybody else butting in and pasting jhe Indian sign
on him. Just as soon as it was noised abroad that
the president had been associating with me his polit
ical opponents began to make use of it to his disad
vantage. My unpopularity doesn’t hurt me a bit.
I’m used to it. But it has proved a serious handicap
to Mr. Taft.
I have a plan. I hate to put it into effect ,but I
am determined to do so. anyway. I've got the presi
dent in a hole, as the Illinois and Pennsylvania prima
ries show, so it Is only fair for me to do what I can
to make amends. I’ll go somewhere and contrive to
be seen with Colonel 'Roosevelt—that is. if he doesn’t
see me first. I'll even indorse his candidacy publicly
over my signature if it seems necessary to go to that
length. 4
It may be, of course, that Mr. Taft, who is a mer
ciful man, will not want to put so severe a punishment
upon his rival. If h pleads wih me not to crush
Roosevelt's chances by throwing my support to Roose
velt I shal keep still or even talk against the gentle
man from Oyster Bay. However, this matter I leave
entirely in Mr. Taft’s hands. I feel so mean about my
treatment of him that I stand ready to lose Roosevelt
the last friend he has by getting his name publicly
linked wipi mine somehow or other.
I mirfht intimidate the colonel by sending him a
letter threatening to speak for him if he doesn’t with
draw peaceably from the contest. Mr. Taft might
consider whether that would be the best way for ma
to help him. I am entirely at his service, for I am
a desperate man when I get a cramp in my conscience.
Any one who reads this will realize that there are
likely to be some starting political developments with
in the net few days.
STRICKLAND GILLILAN.
Texas Turned Over
Dallas Times-Herald.
The effect of a Woodrow Wilson victory in Texas
will perhaps change the political map of the state. On
all sides it is conceded that the result can have no pos
sible bearing on th# contest for governor.
But there axe other political complications that
naturally bob up. If, as indiations now point, the Wil
son people dominate the Houston convention, Senator
Joseph W. Bailey will meet his Waterloo in a Texas
convention for the first time in many years. Since the
Galveston convention of years ago, when the Demo
crats, over the solemn protest of then Congressman
Bailey, declared for a modest policy of expansion, the
latter gentleman has been the bright particular star of
every Democartic gathering in Texas. He has been
named as a delegate to every national convention from
Texas since the days of Cleveland, and while he has
frequently been challenged, his success lias been none
the less forthcoming.
With Texas going for Wilson all this will be chang
ed. The Big Four, or the Big Eight, will not contain
the name of J. W. Bailey. The convention may offer
him a place on the delegation, but those who know Bai
ley do not in any degree expect that he will accept any
favors from a Woodrow Wilson convention. Senator
Bailey, of course, will not sulk; Kut Senator Bailey will
have nothing to do with building a Woodrow Wilson
dwelling. He will allow the Wilson men to buid the
house before he warms his shins at the Wilson fireside.
That much is certain.
It is recalled that Senator Culberson was an ardent
supporter of the New Jersey man in the contest of Sat
urday. This entitles the senior senator to the head of
the table. He will no doubt assist in building the Wil
son home, and will be first to welcome all late comers.
Certain it is, Senator Culberson will head the Big Four
or Big Eight from Texas? \
Certain it is, Texas politics has been revolutionized j
by the New Jersey professor. Old things have passed •
away—all things have beome new. 1
timely
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BYMRS.WHartLTO/|
THE UjswJBZITK DISTRICT AGKICULTUBAi COL
LEGE.
May 15. —Last Saturday was a splendid day for an
outing, clear cgiough, and yet not too sunshiny.to. be-,
come uncomfortable to people out in the open. Some
weeks ago I received a letter from some of the most
sterling citizens in Cobb coenty, tolling me of their pro
posed assembling together near MeLand. where the
state lias , planted one of its district colleges, but their
picnic had nothing to do with the college exercises. The
commencement will come on later. But it has long been
the habit or custom of these Cobb county farmers to
assemble at Ebernezer-church once a year, have a short
sermon and a speech from some one from abroad, clos
ing the exercises of the day by decorating the graves
in the cemetery with a profusion of flowers. It was
my privilege to be invited to this memorial anniver
sary, and my good fortune to be able to go and Jae with
the friends on that occasion. A railroad trip of 30
miles brought me to Marietta, and an auto trip of nine
miles carried me to the place of gathering, and both
were accomplished before the hour of 11 in the fore-'
noon. Ret*. Mr. Patillo, of Decatur, Ga„ made the trip
with us opt’from Marietta and discoursed immediate
ly on his arrival. He is a prfme favorite with those/
sterling farmers around Ebefnezer church, and they
gave him a hearty greeting on his arrival.
I had an opportunity of seeking the district col
lege, and of looking into its wonderful progress under
many and unexpected difficulties.
Professor Hunt and his capable and accomplished
tVife have been untiring in their efforts towards mak
ing the college a success, and I feel sure that the oth
er counties of the Seventh district do not realize the
extent of their efforts down in the county of Cobb.
It has been a marked tenet in my political faith that
education must mean more to a pupil than the mere
study of text books, that something must be done to
give the student a chance to make a living with public
school education and the Georgia legislature shared
in'the same idea and intuition when the Technological
school and the Normal Industrial college were found-.
ed several years ago.
These district colleges were intended to give va
rious and similar advantages to boys and girls who
could not possibly attend these other and very crowded
institutions, and to bring stiph advantages nearer to
the pipils of the 13 counties composing the Seventh
Congressional district.
The Seventh district college has had one or two
disastrous fires, conflagrations that were serious set
backs and hindrances, but the buildings will be re
stored ipd with the two new dormitories the equipment
will be almost complete as to caring for a great many
more pupils than at present. Whatever has been done
has been done wfell, substantially, and these capacious
and imposing new dormitories will wonders in
the future progress of the college.
Before concluding this brief notice, I must not for
get to mention the splendra dinner that was spread
for the guests and the visitors on the 11th, and it was
not only abundant but well prepared. Then: was
enough and to spare for every one on the grounds. It
was indeed a sumptuous repast, and of the very best.
My share in the exercises came in the afternoon, ana
I had a most attentive arid generous audience while I
sought to. impress the boys and girls with the value of
character as exemplified in the life of Gen. Robert E.
Lee. They gave me a standing vote of thanks, and
followed me to the waiting auto car with their bless
ings and good-byes. I enjoyed their hospitality to the
fullest and the day in Cobb county will ever remain a
green spot in memory with me. . N
We had a. delightful ride back to Marietta and I am
almost ready to say that Cobb has done a little more in
the matter of good roads than some other counties
with which I am more familiar. There were also
many splendid farm houses on the route as you will
find, no matter in what direction you may go In
Georgia. ’
TALK TO YOUR HEARERS. NOT TO YOUR OPIN
IONS.
In speaking of two able ministers a wise man said:
"A* is absorbed in his subject, while B is only con
cerned with his hearers.’" (
The pulpit has too much self-absorption and too
little of appeal and application, and the elaborate nre
llminaries of pulpit exercises are too often a dead
weight ort the sermon. The preliminaries are general
ly half the exercises. In fashionable pulpits 50 min
utes are sometimes consumed with choruses, solos, vol
untaries and chants, etc., before the text is announc
ed. The singing is generally done by proxy and with
flowers, music, preludes and interludes, fine clothes
and handsome surroundings, the hour is spent very
quietly in pomp and state, and then the folks disperse*
for dinner and the “water of life” remains stagnant. ’
If somebody should come in the door with hands
aloft crying “Seek pardon of God today, for Death for
you is waiting,” it would give the most of the women
hysteria and the men nervous proseration. ,
And yet, the only certain thing in life is the com J
ing of death. If our divines believe there is no safety
outside of God’s pardoning mercy, why do not they
cry aloud and spare not? “Save the perishing!” "Get
out in the lifeboat, for your fine ship is sinking under
you!” t
There is a gj'eat deal said of the growing and gen
eral indifference to religious exercises, and the scarc
ity revival seasons, and that young men prefer to go
anywhere but to church on Sunday mornings, of dese
cration of the Sabbath, of lack of reverence for sacred
things, and the worship of wealth, yet the land is
filled, yes, crowded, with ordained preachers and cost
ly churches. The fault does not lie in lack of oppor
tunity. It lies deeper, and this question is always
pertinent: “Why neglect so great salvation?” My
opinion is worth but little, as I know, but the Salvation
army which seeks the poor and suffering in tne by
ways and open streets, comes nearer to the gospel call
than any great religious organization of our time.
A
IS IT TO BE TEDDY OK TAFT?
I believe our humankind are born with the racing
spirit inside of them. ~Even little tots will shout to see
a race between flee dogs, and grown-ups will race auto
cars at the risk of life dnd limb after they are gray
headed.
/ Anybody who has covered their three-score and ten
years ought to be willing to take life easy, but I find
myself looking in the daily newspapers to count up
votes between Teddy and Taft. I am told that the
small boys clutch at baseball news and that pretty
girls go nedrly wild watching a baseball game, so I
am in a big company I suppose when I watch the race
between T. and T. Tens of thousands are, like myself,
•watching the race.
I may be mistaken, but I think Teddy will make the
trip when tIA Chicago convention holds its meeting
next,month. However, there is nothing certain in mod
ern politics. When I was young I often heard it said,
everything might be relied upon but the decisions of a
petit jury, and I later on have often been told that
nothing was certain but death and taxes; but politics
has shown itself full of unexpected and often plttmful
surprises. The rupture between Teddy and Taft seems
to grow and widen. From being strong and embracing
friends they are nearly arrived at the “cussing” stage
of dislike and disagreement, all of which makes tne
race sad but interesting.
To come down to brass tacks. Mr. Taft should he
willing to stop off with four years in the White House
He is neither a ‘Washington or Andy Jackson, nor a
big general like Grant, or a war president like McKin
ley. He is'good timber for a judge, as modern ju lgas
go, but is no big star in a White House firmament
as I see him.
If it hadn't been for Teddy's favoritism Taft
wouldn’t have been in it at all, and it makes a sort
of rough house to see the creature defy its creator.
If Teddy gets left he may set it down in his book
that he can make mistakes in his politcal selections,
and if Taft gets left he may set it down that four
years was a-plenty for him. and he should have given
way to some of the folks who have aided his ambi
tions hitherto.
HOW ABOUT THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER?
After reading about the overflows and the loss and
consequent suffering I conclude that I would not buy
any farming land in the Mississippi region, even if I
had the money and it was a bargain counter offer.
It is painfully apparent that tne river is constantly
filling up its ofcannel and the people over there are
constantly piling up sand bags to hold back the wa
ters. and when the snows melt up north and the spring
rains fall the old river simply runs over on the out
side ,of the sand bags and then the mischief is don».
The river drains off the water from untold millions of •
acres of land, commencing away up near British Amer
ica and taking in the immense flow that comes on with
other great tributaries all the way down to the gulf.
That water must go out somewhere and it does seem
preposterous to believe that a walled-in barrier can be
built up securely on top of the ground, and especially
with willow withes and sand bags to do it with.
Upless some opening can be had above New Orleans
to divide the river flow and turn the overflow into a
canal with a short cut into the gulf, the people over
there will still be sweating over sand bags and drown-
WOMEN'S HATS AND
SOMETHING ON THEM
BY DB. FBAMK CRANE <
A good many things have been said that should not
have been said, and a good many things have not been
said that should have been said, about women's hats.
phrase of the philosophers, con
sidered apart from the feminine
creature beneath it, apart from
its fellow-millinery, apart from
this season's styles, apart from
everything, viewed alone, set up
on a pedestal in the court house
or on a fence poet in the front
yard, the female headgear would
be Indeed a spectacle. It would
be no sin to fall down and wor
ship it, for it is U)ce nothing on
ear tn, nor in the waters under ‘he
earth, nor in the heavens above
the earth. A philosopher, coming
back to life, having once abode in
Greece, where -they knew every*
thing, and meeting the mtssv-E*
newest hat lying on the bed
where she always puts It when
she comes home from an after
noon’s social adventure, would be
stumped. He could, as he stood
in the bedroom, possibly under-
Enk
stajid the gloves from their resemblance to the humin
hand, also the shoes,* the galoches, the veil, and the
paraeol, but what the dlckene that thing might be, all
twisted, warped, and skewed, with dabs of ribbon and
knots of impossible flowers, that would be past him.
He would probably conclude that it was some sort of
a beehive or rat trap. /
But the hat is precisely the one object in Nature
♦hat is not to be considered apart. It is the chief
symbol of conformity. The last place you think of in
dependence is in hats. We revolted, fought, and died
gloriously’ against the king and law of England, but
none of us were ever brave enough to draw the sword N
in rebellion against the Hatter. To say “mad as a
hatter” is a joke. The hatter is absolutely the most
safe and conservative being that exists. The first
thing one does when he goes crazy is to wear th*
wrong kind of hat, or none. Honestly, can you con
ceive of a madman wearing a nice, new derby?
So we must think of women’s hats, not as isolated
affairs, to be perpetuated in bronze or marble and pre
served in museums. I
A painting by a great master, done for an altar,
is out of place on the wall of your parlor. So a hat
designed to be the last and topmost explosion of a.,
certain "female really ought never to be taken off.
Oft it is a nightmare of art, a njjxture of menage
rie, aviary, hothouse, and ribbon counter; on it is our
darling’s own sweet self, leaping to the verge of her
personality, yet holding on with both hands to the
style in vogue.
A man, in his hatness. can only conform. Knox, or
Stetson, or somebody designs the peculiar flare of
brim and convexity of crown we are to wear, and we
go and buy It. If we should dare question its beauty
and fitness the hatter would send for the police,
knowing us to be at least anarchists, possibly “outpa
tients of Bedlam." But a woman not only conforms,
she also expresses her individuality. She is twice the
man. »
Her hat is not only in style, but It Is herself. Bat
tened down as woman is by convention and propriety,
the only chance she has to take a lunge into personal
ity is to get a hat vldth a feather three feet long, or
one shaped like a milk pail crusted with roses, or a
clump of stiff ribbons sticking out like the hair of a
native Fiji, or a misshapen thing that resembles a
piece of chewing gqm after taking.
Let us have done, then, with sneers at angel face's
task in personal roofing. Let us be thankful that her
instinct for crime takes so harmless a form.
ing in spring overflows 100 years hence.
The silt and debris that is deposited by the strug
gling torrent every year will continue to fill up the
channel and the prospect seems good (or bad) to make
a big lake after awhile and widen the river propor
tionately because of the fillup. 1
Whten there is less of flood there are enormous
crops made on this rich black soil but when the wa
ter gets on a bender there is nothing but distress and
destruction, as it is proven in the present year 1912.
The old red hills of Georgia can get to be very poor,
but you don’t need a skiff tied at your back door to
escape with your life.
HEREDITY AND ITS PROBLEMS.
I do not suppose any sensible persons will dispute the
fact that circumstances of birth have vital effect on
the infant as soon as Its little e'yes open on the*light
of day, but it would be a blind reasoner who will no’
admit that the unborn child already inherits the facial
resemblance and figure and various peculiarities of its
progenitors, because the infant, without its own ef
fort, shows these things as soon as its natural color
comes to it after birth. While there is only one infant
there are two parriits. and the child draws its inheri
tance from both of them, but the Infant can have its
father s red hair-and its mother's dark eyes no matter
how many or national types they belong to be
fore marriage.
We know that children inherit tendency to disease,
although locality and environment have much to do .
with health and hygiene. We know that criminal ten
dencies can be traced in families as well as consump
tion, goitre or cancer. We know that the liquor appe
tite will be handed down, and diseased mentality will
show* up in idiotic offspring. WeT know that inebriety
will weaken character. •. *
And yet we pay small attention to any of thest
things in seeking bur mates, or mates for our off
spring. It is the outside vain show of wealth and im
portance. things that perish with the using, which
overcomes a sane and sensible protest, because of plain
hereditary ailments.
The whole land Is crowded with weakly mothers
who are continually under a doctor's care or the sur
geon's knife, while people wonder that their jwn
daughters and granddaughters are so frail, or their
sons so inert, if, indeed, there should be no offspring,
which sometimes happens. '
One of the things that angels will desire to look
into has been the wilful folly of those who failed to
study themselves while they were only educated in
roots and languages, belonging to the dead nations that
have passed out of sight, while they had vital study
always rft hand; namely, "study thyself.”
THE TWO ORFHANS. *
More han 30 years ago the play of “The Two Or
phans” as acted by Kate Claxton, was the sensation of
an entire winter, especially after the Brooklyn play
house caught on fire during one «f her performances,
and a number of persons were burned and trampled
to death. But facts are stranger than fiction. When I
the Titanic was tilting downwards to the bottom of i
the sea a pale, haggard man ran to a boat just pushing |
off with two little tots in his arms, 3 and 4 years old,
wrapped in saloon blankets, and dropped them in the j
boat where some ladies were already sitting. There:
was no room for the man and the great ship quickly ;
disappeared and all those who had no chance for es
cape went down.
It was surmised that the man was a widower,
bringing the motherless children to friends on this
side of the Atlantic, but all else is mystery save the
facts as here stated by the press reports as told by
the rescued. .
A kind lady has taken them home with her and tl>e
two little orphans will lie cared for, but who can meas- ,
ure the agony of that despairing father when ne thus '
gave bis little darlings into the hands of strangers,
knowing his own doom, without a word of explanation
or giving even a name for a direction as to their fu
ture.
In the haste and darkness parental love was hrts
only motive, and the very beginning of these little or- \
phans - lives.was a tragedy. They are French children, :
bright and joyous, and we can but hope that good luck
may be theirs from now to the end!
PLANT FOOD CROPS, FARMERS!
When Irish potatoes sell at $2 a bushel and corn
brings >1.25 on time, the value of food crops Is ap
parent to the dullest mind, or the laziest of farmers.
If you plant either corn or potatoes you have some
thing to sell that will bring good money. It seems
that cotton wilt be cut off perforce, because we cannot i
get the crop planted in time for a crop, but we cer
tainly can raise both corn and potatoes, if planted by
July 1 or even later. Out in the west potatoes are a
main crop because potatoes bring twice the price per
bushel. Because the seasons are so much shorter than !
In the southern states, potatoes will make where cot
ton cannot be grown to profit.
It seems to me that our farmers would do well to
remember that food stuffs will soar to higher prices ,
so long as we fail to make abundant food crops on our
own soli. With plenty of corn for bread, for stock ani a
price like we are now paying, we should have abundant
corn crops. With potatoes that will bring eyen 31 •’
per bushel there will be a chance to get mofiey for ' ’
use and taxes.
When you are satisfied that the season has be
come unfavorable to make cotton then plant corn and
potatoes to the limit.