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FORTY DAYS.
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PROSPECTUS for publishing, by subscription, iii
Augusta, Ga., ;;n Agricultural Paper, to be styled
GLEANINGS OF HUSBANDRY.
“ Who makes two blades of gra-s grow where only one
grew before, does more for his country than an Alexander
or a Bonaparte.”
At the solicitation of many friends, the subscriber has con
sented to become the editor and pub'islici' of a periodical ex
clusively devoted to Agriculture. G iilening, and.the olb. r
Brandies of Husbandry in general. Ir- <•! j- ct "ii! .-, in
plain style, to communicate useful information to the ettitiva
tor; whether of the vine or the (lower, of vegetables or plants,
of fruits, grapes ot trees, or the mulberry anil all kinds of
orchard tiees. with the best inaoner <>f tin tn ; for
tiishnig suitable (tints sot the improvement •(' the vat ions
•oils, breeds of cattle, horses, nudes, and other stock, with
the treatment of the. diseases to whi. h they are liable, and
the management of bees and silkworms.
The editor will endeavor to illu-trate the important prin
ciples upon which the art and science ot Agriculture is
founded, am! to introduce an economical system of the la
bors, in the garden or vineyard, in the field, meadow, or co
coonery, that in.iy be best adapted to the seasons, climate,
and latitude itt which we reside, and which, in most re
spects, differ greatly front the Middle, Northern, and Eastern
States.
Os more than one million of Planters and Hortucnlturists
in the Southet n States, scarcely two out of a thousand have
an oppot tunity of consulting any agricultural works, am! are
wholly guided by casual observations upon the ways of their
neighbors and ancestors; for they possess no means of learn
ing the almost daily improvmeuts that are making in their
own particular branch of culture ; neither can they become
acquainted with the improver! varieties in trees, fruits, vines,
flowers, grain, and plants, which are continually introduced
to our notice from every portion’ of the habitable globe, it-- 1-
with the various improvements ami new inventions in the im
pleinents of tillage. This publication shall contain a foil ac
count of all these that tire likely to benefit our part of the
country, and increase intelligence, virtue, happiness, and
prosperity at every hearth in the Southern-States,
it shall be free from all sectarian or political views,wholly
governed by Southern feelings and principles; our endeavor
will be toreuderit serviceable to the yottngand the aged—to
“ Heaven's last best gift to man,” even in her teens, and to
the sturdy Farmer—by informing them of the propel season,
which from experience in our section of the Union may have
been found most congenial to commit their seeds to the soil
—to prune their vines and trees —to transplant their tender
• hoots and flowers—to engraft, inoculate, or bud their shrubs
and trees, ami turn the ‘ maidi n's blush” into the charming
*• moss” or “ monthly rose,” with the best manner of har
vesting and preserving their crops and produce.
We shall by no means overlook the gr< at Southern staples
Cotton and Rice, for upon these, little information can be
obtained from Northern publications.
From the kind promises, tendered by friends to the under
taking, valuable original contributions may he anticipated,
and other correspondents are respectfully solicited to com
municate any information that may he interesting or benefi
cial to others, relating to their mode of culture ; as facts col
lected from the tillers of our own soil, and their obse vations
and remarks will be highly appreciated by the editor; and.
since the happiness, and comfort of a country mainly depend
upon its agriculture, in furnishing useful information to the
community, contributors will afford the brightest eviden e of
their zeal mid patriotism.
Tersis—The paper will be issued monthly, on a sheet
containing SIXTEEN very large quarto pages, (same size
as the Albany Cultivator.) at the very moderate price of
ONE DOLLAR, payable in all cases in advance. The
price being so small, ho iiunibt r will be sent to any person on
credit, it shall be printed on good paper, and with tier,
type, ordered expressly for the purpose. The first number
will appear in March, if possible.
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allowed to frank and forward llie amount subscrib.d to any
newspaper, they are respectfully desired to forward to t lie
editorat Augusta, any amount offered them in bankable mo
ney,-as early as possible.
Newspapers are respectfully requested to publish this pro
spectus, and by sending the paper containing it, shall receive
ours in return.
Postmasters and editors of papers arc kindly asked to act
as our agents. Should they not receive a copy of this pros
pectus, they are request' d to cut-one fioin the papers which
may be good enough to publish it. and we, with respect, in
vite all the friends of the objects we have in view, to aid and
assist in procuring subscribers to the GLEANINGS OF
HUSBANDRY.
MOSES HOLBROOK, A M., M.D.
Augusta, Ga.. 11th January, It' 10. (3)
ALUABLE PLANTATION FOR S\LE.—The
subscriber offers his plantation in Talbot county lor
•ale, seven miles south west of Talbotton, containing six
hundred acres of land, five hundred of which is cleared,
and all, with the exception of seventy acres, having been
cleared within the last four years. Comfortable buildings
upon the premises. Persons wishing to buy, will be con
vinced of the fertility of the soil by the crop upon the land
this year. Payments to suit purchasers.
.JAMES M. HULSEY.
Talbotton, Sept. 20, JF’39. 44 7
powns/i'ttf Ac .
THE citizens of Powelton have ng-iin employedr of
Renter of the Institution, Mr. Jonx S. Lvon.'.ii.yxt, a
graduate of Brown Uiiivetsity. Tim citiz.-ns ol this vil
lage are unamnimous in employing Mr.. Iltgialiain forthe
second year, and confidently recommend Ids servit esto the
public. Instruction will he given by the Rector in ail the
branches usually taught in academies anti colleges. In
struction will also be given by a Northern Lady in the
ornamental branches. The Academic year will com
mence on the first Monday in .January. Board and good
accommodations can be ob'ained in the most respectable
families on nasonable terms. The superior henlih <d
Powehrm, anti its otlit'r we!) known advantages,! dm-e the
belief that the public ~ - .1 . ... •<.
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[From the Augusta Mirror.]
WOMAN.
“.-a Yet for this.
We uoo th • life-long bridul Lias.”
Isa history cguM bo w rirt u,
Os the sorrow - and the cures,
With-vhich inaii h?<| been stuillcn,
Forthe //r./.-iK thonuind
Os the faiu.i'.e. war, mu! .- lutishter,
'That I au’innde bi> plufisun > tiec ;
Oh, Eve’s enchuHlNJ!;'daughter!
’They cou.d ba traced to thee !
And t.onld we read the srory
Ol his happiness au,ljoy;
Os lii- gre ttness and his glory,
And his bliss without alloy;
Os each blight mid lasting pleasure,
Os cuch hour from trouble free ;
We would ii.td, Oh countless treasure,
That they all had come from thee.
Thou medley of contraries,
Os pleasure aud of pain,
Thy hate our greatest fear is.
Thy love our greatest banc;
Wo trust ihec, yet we doubt thee,
Our durknes-; and our light;
Night would he day, without thee,
And day without thee, night.
Savannah, Ga. R. M.
FORGET NdT Tin MOTHER.
Oil thou upon whose bosom dear,
My infant head reposed,
Oh thou w hose lips, u ith kiss *incere,
.My weary eyelids closed,
Though many a rising sun has set,
.Since last I met thy view,
Oh, I.* v. ■» shall my heart forget,
\\ hut to thy love is due.
Think not, my mother, 1 can cease
To love my home and thee;
Th ok not my hours are hours of peace,
Like those of infancy ;
Alas! those momenta sweet are gone—
Those halcyon hours are tied,
Andon t ie world’s cotd heart alone
1 bosom now my head!
Mother, perhaps, the world will say
That 1 am wholly wrong,
To write to thee a simple lay,
Orchauntu rustic song;
They’d say i court a childish muse,
Or wake an idle strain,
And will, to hear my loa , refu e,
With proud and cold disdain.
And be it so—if gratitude
For kind maternal care,
May be to childish joy construed,
Or seem mi idle prayer;
Then take, ye Gods, the mvnly heart
Ye planted in my breast—
Take, take it hence! and once impart
With childish feelings bless’d.
BEN’S FIRST VISIT TO THE THEATRE |
—Du you know my brother Zeek! well, I thought |
you did; he’s most Almighty Religious. Well, says
father to me, says he, I think ton and Zeek had bet
ter try and make your tarnal fortins. Well, father
says I, what would you have Zeek and I due! Due,
says lie, why go right off to Philadelphia, with an
eternal load of notions and I’ll warrant you and Zvek i
wont starve, cause if you git in want, Zeek can
preach, you know, that everlastin oroode of ourn, and
pick up some crumbs by’ the way for the track of so
ciety.
Well, I guess we soon started after we had borrow
ed the deacon’s old mare to put in along with our old
stalion, he ican't no stalion neither, only father called
him so—and the deacon wouldn't no h >w lend us the
mare, only he thought the sly >dd criter would come]
hum double—after startin we cot along pritty tolera
ble easy, until one afternoon the old mare got kinder j
obstropalas and broke her girth. I told Zeek l[
thought the girth was pretty considerably nearly good ■
for nothin, and says I, that man there that haint got
no grey horse in his team, has a pritty con-idvrable
nice one, and as its pritty dark we may as well swop
to-night, at the tavern—none as I knows on, says he,
but you must due it, and I’ll stay here and pray—for
what, says 1, that we shant be detected, says he.
After we' had made pritti considerable well out,
says I, Zeek,l think we had better go to see the play
• in that everlastiu big house, not I, snvs he. t at’s the
i devil’s kitchen, none but sinners «o to sicli places; if
i your a goin, why v.o ! I’m olf, says I, and Zeek, I
. hi pe to see you snorin pritty considerably rapid wh< n
I come back.
When I got there, they ask'd a pretty considerable
; sum to go into at the front door, but not more ilian
1 half to go into the cellar way, by jingo! was you ever
I in there, 1 ret on our S d, smart as she is,makiu bees
wax candles, could not make enough to light our barn
as that place was, in a week or two, and what an
I amaz’rn lot of people, our meetin haint no to >ch to it,
they might ring a week -t a Ink, and don’ think they
! could call such an everlastiu number, and the gals tue!
may I nevei! mighty lovin tue, I tell you. I hadn’t
be> n m there three mimits when an amazin pritty one
slipped her arm right round me—it made ffie —it
made me feel all over so mighty queer, mind I tell
ye—a tarn d sight more queer than w hen I put my
arm round Sal Jenkins, at ur Lize’s Qnillin —your
i from down east, says she, haint you? you beent from
i there, he you, says I, why, yes—no —yes I be, I am
' deacon Simpson’s daughter? why n d yes I be though!
now may 1 never! oh don’t sw< ar—no I wont swear
unless 1 swear by jingo—mid what was the most sin
gu'aii tiss.o! ail, she knew all our family, father, mo
th r, Liz, Sal, ami even Zeek, n I told me il l would
go horn - with her she u > sat th* I’d find our Zeek
tie re with her shier. When the play was over w
started out, :t d a very nice man axed its if we'd take
a carriage ride, 1 haint no objections, say si—nori,
says she. Well, in we got and awat we dnne in line
style. Awfully nice min this, says I, t>> invite us to
I riih home—its in,-st am roug clever! I hi >k s .<> /,•
. say sshe, we soon got to m*r home. an.; the m m lot is
out bel ,, r< an a -v !*•»•»• 1 • . h■. i>
I’liji l relieve y ; si r, •
dim J.I • v.i ■ pmi (!.' j. Hop
I and if you are l;iv<i I’ll return la.or —good night.
OUR CO NSCIi: NC C OU It COUN TR Y OUR PA RT Y.
MILLEDGEVILLE, GEORGIA, TUESDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 18, 1840.
The door flew open and what do you think I saw,
why our Zeek sitting right on one of the gal’s laps,
and if he hadn’t his tnoudi wider open than ever, and
his eyes kinder startin out of his head—he looked
mighty, I tell you, and when T stood right straight
afore him, he looked as if he’d gone thro’ a gimblet
: hole—and I guess never told me much about the gos
pel after that.
CONVERSATION AiND ORATORY It not
uiifrequently happen.-; that an agreeable conversation
—“ the music of the mind, an intellectual orchestra,
where all the instruments should bear a part, but
w here none should play together”—is understood by
some persons, to consist of getting an unhappy vic
tim, one with more patience (han wit, to listen to a
continued strain of their own uniiiteresling, vapid
nonsense. We have c iten heard it exclaimed,“ Wirat
a delightful convcr: ison I have had with Mr. Some
body < r Anybody,” whi n “ the DISC.
ed it> a wearisome detailing of circumstances uncon
nected in the remotest degree with anything in the
shape of conversation, which we understand to be not
the speechifying from one side only; but a reciprocal
talking and listening. There are numbers, however,
who apparently are not of this opinion, or society
would not be bored with so many self-love-to-talk
people. We do not remember any STRONG inclina
tion to commit murder upon any occasion, excepting
only to run the risk of all consequences, that our stop- i
ping die breath, fi>r a bruited period, of these very lo
quacious persons, might be reasonably conjectur
ed to produce.
How often is an entertainmrm spoiled, and render
ed anything but what it was intended, by one, or
more of these praters monopolizing the attention and
time of the assembly. But the id surdity of these
anti-amusing buzzing chatterers is, that they flatter
themselves of being the very life and spring of the so
ciety ; that if it were not for their brilliant exertions, *
silence would reign profound—little imagining in I
tin ir conceit, (hat the silence of others is caused by
their own obtrusive talking.
There can be nothing more rational than a mutual
exchange oi knowledge or scuiiiT: :ii—nothing more
amusing than a neil-eotidticted conversation. But
how seldom do we perceive one in the myriads that
take place. Interruptions in the haste to reply, are
very common—the eagerness to assert an opinion un
expressed, often prevents tiie conclusion of die oppo
site one.
The flat negative frequently destroys the pleasure i
of continuing an argument. A 100 energeiic man- j
tier, carrying no conviction, shows more of the rough
Reclaimer ihan of the p-- lished orator, and many other
too common ob>iacLs for the display of conversa
tional powers, exist. If it were not so, often would a
subject be started from which erudition must be ex
tracted ; but which is now not uiiiieqtiently avoided,
because of the general want of calmness and delicacy *
oi'manner in discussion. “ Those orators who give j
us much noise and many words, but little argument I
and less wit, and who are most loud when they are
less acid, should take a lesson from the great volume
of nature ; she often gives us the lightning even with
out the thunder, but nevgr the thunder without the
lightning. Easton Notion.
FASHION.—Pride, of the most empty and shal
low nature, is centred in the superlative of Folly’s
weak dictates—the rides of fashion. The painted
butterfly w ings its little flight just beyond the anxious I
votaries of pleasure; the eager hand.is extended to '
grasp the toy, and, when possessed, ail the beauty is ■
gone, like the fingered insect of the summer 'lay.
To be truly gay’ and happy, is no object with the j
worshippers of this goddess of hollow appearance and
of shadow: to seem to be so, to the careless world and
to their immediate acquaintance, is the anxious desire.
Ostentation and heartless parade form the frail sur
face, while the racking pain of real affliction burns
beneath. The face Wears the smile of pleasure, while
the throbbing heart beats with anguish. Generosity
is comprehended in extravagance and lavishness,
while penury and want, behind the screen of pretence
throw a chili upon the least of unpitied ruin. Their
laugh is loud, and it rings at the banquet, while their
eyes are ready to flood with tears. To appear to be
happy, not to be so, is the primitive aim of the self-de
stroying votary of Fashion. “She requires the most
passive and implicit obedience, at the same time that
she imposes a grievous load of ceremonies, and the
slightest murmnrings would only cause the recusant
to be laughed at by all other classes, and excommu
nicated by his own. Fashion builds her temple in the
capital of .oine mighty empire, and having selected
some four or five hundred of the silliest people it con
tains, she dubs them with the magnificent and impo
sing title of the World! But the marvel and the mis
fortune is, that this arrogant title is as universally ac
credited by the many who abjure, as by the few who
adore her; and this creed of fashion requites not only
the weakest folly, but the strongest faith, since it
would maintain that the minority are the whole, and
tin- mjo iiy are nothing! Her smile has given wit to
dulness, ami grace to deformity, and has brought ev
ery thing into vogue, by turns, />«/ virtue. Yet she
is most capricious i* her favors, often running from
those th it pursue her, ami coming round to those that
stand still. It were mid to follow h-r, and rash to
oppose her, but neither rash nor mad to despise her.” I
How many hours arc rendered miserable, merely
to appear rich, merry, and feather-hearted, for a few
moments, comparatively speaking, from the inordin
ate desire to be considered “ fashionable!” Should
the attempt prove successful, what are the general
consequences—the almost unexceptionable results?
To have a swarm of buzzing, (lettering, unfeeling,
and sponging parasites around the bright flame; and
when the slightest hr alh from misfortune dims its
lustre, like frost with flies, they leave for more agrcc
' able quarter'.
I Will any one, upon dispassionate reflection,dispute j
; this? We believe that tfe assertion is not open to a
; doubt from the most prone to qm-tion. Did any of
nn' readers ever find tlu ir rcspt ct or admiration in
: w a-ml a tithe <>fa pos ii.lc imttgit. -, degree for any’
i in mm -mom' ■ o's h-i •/ *.:•■ ■ ■;! f v the world
■hi ve been pt'>i, <!, Im;: '■ t> e ~n n , ;i._ ver heigh-
I timed.
Fashion is a bubble that breaks, sooner or later,
with all who inflate ii. Caprice generally bursts the
frail production, but Time is certain to do so. Who,
then will pursue the phantom, while the substance
fan be more easily obtained?—Not one who peru
ses these few lim s, we hope, and fervently tru t.
T A T T Ij ING . —Mischief, quarrels, and great
trouble are oeca -ioeed in private life by the contempt
ible practice of i-'iching and carrying unguarded, and
frequently unmeaning r marks. Observations- are
made aud opinions expressed of miti, matters, and
things not meant i‘>r the ears of the interested, and in
the giving oft’m.-m no harm is contemplated ; but some
bell-tongued ittler conveys them, often in an exag
gerated form, to those very persons that should not
hear them, ami the consequence produced is serious
annoyance and di tr.ss. resulting, perhaps, from a
thoughtless r< !.. rk, or a trivial expression. Few !
tilings are more destructive to the peace and quietude '
i of families, friends, and acquaintances, than the im an,}
I contemptible, and prevalent habit of “ Tattling.” j
j Bitter feelings are engendered between persons, who '
would otherwise remain upon social terms with each
other, were it not forthe eifects prodticed by this dis
graceful and mischievous practice.
From the veriest trifles, differences spring into de
plorable quarrels, and we venture to state, without
fear of contradiction, that in nine cases out of ten,they
are produced by th.* prating of some go-between,
What pleasure can be bad in causing ill-natured feel
ings v. e are at a loss' to imagine I Why people will
take delight, as they apparently do, in severing kind
feelings—in cutting die knot of friendship and good
will, we cannot conceive ! But that is the constant
occupation of numbers there can be no doubt. No
grade of sock ty but is effected with some talkative IT
or other. We do not choose to designate the gender !
otberuise than nattier —for no man or woisan, in the
proper sense, ccuid be influenced by these degi-mfingJ
ti-elings.
Whether it is pride or not, we n ill make no .subject!
of our inquiry but when differences arise between j
parties, there is frequently great reluctance in ail con- |
cerned to commence au explanation o! them. This is [
strange, but not less true than strange, because often I
it would remove the cause of the dill, n nee, and w> [
humbly suggest an adoption of this course of pro
ceeding, when the seeds of dissention arc sown—to at,
once go to the sou.ee of the evil, and whenever it has
been caused by “ tattling,” to visit the ills upon
the contemptible tattler.
We have seen children take infinite delight in pull
ing the wings from (lies, and although critics may
deem the comparison far-fetched, yet to us it appears
in close proximity to the pleasure of a tattler. The
insect is robbed of the wings that were the means of
its gratification—that carried him from fruit to flower,
l-y a wonton ur;hi.;’s cruelty, wiihoutthe smallest be
nefit accruing to the dcspoiler—and many a happy
member of society has the pinions that carried him in '
the sunshine of liie, broken and picked from him by
the equally wanton dung, in the shape of humanity,
designated a Tattler.
How many lln re are in existence, who prefer the
pencilling a f>own instead of creating a smile—who
cboos? to relate any thing tending to produce irritabi
lity rather than gratification. They even use ii Jesse
to secrete that which would create enjoyment.
Cahi’nny, when <•//«<>rnra/, injures not the caTum
nated, but the ai'netniaiar. The great evil is, that
freqiiendy it remains secreted, or so much covered
with pretension, that the truth is not found until much
injury has been occasioned; but the chief cause oi l
this is, that inquiries and explanations are not made at
the proper time—the commencement of the evil report.
Boston No.tiou. :
THE GRAVE.—Oh, the grave ! the grave! It
buries every terror, covers every defect, extinguishes
every resentment. From its pettceful bosom spring
none but fond regrets and tender recollections. Who
can look down upon the grave even of an enemy, and
not feci a compunction that ever he should have war
red with the poor handful of earth that lies moulder
ing before him ? But the grave of those whom w e
loved —what a place for meditation ! Then it is we
call up in long rt view the whole history ol virtue and
gentleness, and the thousand endearments lavished
upon us almost unheard i;: the daily course of intima
cy ; then it is we dwell upon the tenderness, the so
lemn ami awful tep.deriiess of the parting scene—tlij*
bed of death, wiih all its stifled grief, its noiseless at
tendance, its m ite, watchful assidttilics; the last testi
monies of expiring love; the fyebl •, fluttering, thrill
ing: Oh! how thril ing is the |»ressure of the hand;
the last fond look of the glazing eye, turning upon us
even from the thi\ ahold of existence; the faint, falter
ing accents, struggling in death to give one mitre as
surance ofalieciioti. —A • e, go to the grave of buried
love, and n cdiiate! Ther; 1 settle tin account with
thy conscience of every past endearment unregarded
ol that departed being who never, never, can return to.
be soothed by contrition ! If thou art a child, .mid
hast ever added a sorrow to the soul, or a furrow to
the silvered brow of an afleciionate parent; if thou art
a husband, and hast ever caused the lond bosom that
ventured its whole happiness in tby arms tn doubt one
moment of thy kindness or thy truth; if thou art a
friend, and ha t wronged by thou-ht, or word, or
deed, the spirit that generously confide ! in thee; j;
thou art a lover, and hast ever git on one unmerited
pang to the true hea t that now lies cold and still be
neath thy fc> t, then be sure that every unkind lock,
everv ungracious word, every ungentle action, will
come thronging bach upon thy I?i >' my, and knock
ing dolefully at tby s ml; then be sure that thou will
lie down sorrowing aud repentant on the grave, and
utter the unlu ard pro m, and pour the unavailing tear,
better because unherml aud unavailing.
A gentleman from I’o.-ton, on a visit to bis friend
in the country, speaking of the-times, observed that
' his wife had lately expended fifty di liars for a habit,
I his friend replied, ‘ here in the cohmtry; we don’t t.l
--| low our wives to get iit/a surli habits.'
I f jord Ch'-s;'r!i‘’k ’ > rhysicimis having Informed
lit' *' ..ak d e.-
\ cii f; ,s :i,.- ;■ >. i by a loot an.i a half as-S:r
I Tliomas Robinson.
I*. L. KOKINSOX, Proprietor.
WHOLE IN'cM-JER ;H6.
, CIIILD II OO D .—Childhood is never with-
■ out its romance. It has a world pa ctdiar to itself; a
. May-day world of rains and sunshine; of the flower
' opening for a moment, and then closing its leaves ; a
• world whose fleeting impressions of joy and beauty
are too soon dispelled by the harsher realities of life.
Memory cannot always recall them. And though in
■ I after years we may sometimes discern some faraway
island, mantled with beauty, and hanging, like some
crea timi of the ftia morgana, in vei led <,w r the misty
waters of the past, it is only a solitary image, so un
connected with eveiy thing else, thr.t we can «idy
v-onder at its existence. But little as I have to re.-t
noon, I love to build up my ca- •-•- ii> these fairy spots
of purity and innocence ; and, while I recline on my
favorite knoll, with the starry lie..t eas above, and the
mellow sounds of earth beneath, I weave the slight
fabric? of imagination, aigl p >op’e them with those
I l.tde beings, whose voices are lim ic to my ears. T
j toliuw the wild young creatures in their devious Bourse
i through the day ; aud infancy. ] follow their thoiigijts
I during the niuht. I love to mingle with the .spirits
who guard their pillows. And whvn one of them de
parts from among u«, I picture Bright fields, where
they stay by the sides of sunny streams, and chase the
butterflies of ph astire, through an eternity ofbliss. I
listen with interest to ail their childish prattle. With
their little arms around my neck, aud (heir sweet
faces turned up to mine, I h ar tm ir most iriflhm ad
ventures, charmed with the music of iimocence and
glee. I love, too, to have them as lisle;- rs ; to tell .
them of giants, ami faith s, and ail the mystic crea
tures of fancy, of cruel men, v. ho eat little Bovs at a
morsel, but are horribly punished fortheir wickedness;
of the bright angels who take pity upon the children .
of men. and hover around their couches. 1 introduce
them to the broad face of nature. I point them to the
• boundless glories of the milky-way, aud I tell them
how their little brothers or sisters, who had died in the
I bud, are now shining bright as (he st irs, and wmg-
1 ing their joyous flight over the star-spangled fields of
1 ether. 1 show them the polar star ; and tell them of
j the great ships wandering on the hoary det p, and of
; die poor sailor, shuttle cf fortune, lossei; i’.om shore
, to shore, in tire great web of commerce, until he
; “ sinks like a bubble in the yeast of waves.” And 1
) show them the bear, the crown, the monsters who
keep watch on the zodiac, and Orion, with one knee
resting on the horizon, while his huge body is drawn
up into the fathomless concave of the . kies. All this,
anti mere, I show them, while their sweet faces beam
with intelligence, and the low tones of«i:iquiry come
in whispers from their lips. And so we pass th*t
hours, as the long winter nights roll away, shading no
brighter scenes than our humble hearths at Hampden.
Knickerbocker.
A man’s house should be his earthly paradise. It
should be, of all other spot?, that which !;e leaves w ills
most regret, and to which lie turns with mo-t d light,
i tn order tliaf it may be so, it should be his dtelv study
■ o provide every thing convenient am! comfortable
for his wife.
With every provision he can possibly make, hers
will be a Hie of care and toil. She is the sentinel
which can seldom,, if ever, bo reli ted. Others may
sleep, but if there be cue who must watch, it is she.
She ought, therefore, to be furnished wi ll every com
fort within the means of her husband; n-ml if furnish
ed to the extent of his means—am! she is generally
eagk'-et rd enough to discover where liis almity ends *
—she is contented. Generally, every shilling expen
ded by the husband for the accommodation ofbis wife
in her domestic operations, is returned upon him four
fold—if not precisely in pecuniary advantages, though
this is otten true —it will be in the order, peace ami
happiness of his family. Where eonvenii-m.-es are
found in a family, there are generally Bright look ,
happy feciings and industrious ham's; o) wmie
these ar (omul, if there be not more virtue, there cer
tainly veil; be less of its opposite.
A METHODIST PREACHER—For/y Years
—His pedestrian qualifications were here brought
into full exercise; and to save the ci-cnil tin expense
of a horse, as w< 11 as to ensure hi'aself labor, he w alk
ed to the whole of the places. In some of bis longer
journeys, when he oughtto have carried ‘lightweight,’
on account ol the distance, he was sometimes the most
heavilj laden, owing to the length of time he had to
be from homm On these occasions he packed his
sa hiiebnps full of books, papers, and lin. :.>, —tin tvv
them ttpiin bis shoulder, with one end before and the
other behind, —buckled them around him with a strap,
in order to keep (hem steady, an I the:), in this gro
tesque form, trudged to his appoint!,sents through the
fields, lanes, villages and along the highways, as
though be Lad sold his horse at the fair, or had the
misfortune to loose him by accident.- I —[Everett’: Me
moirs oi the Rev. Daniel Isaac.
EPIGRAM, by Dr. Janner, sent with a couple of
ducks to a patient:
1 I ve despatched, dear Madam, this scr'p of a letter,
To saj that Mis.- is very nit ch better;
A reg'Mat doctor no longer she la< Its ;
Aud therefore I’ve sent her tt coupe of quacks.”
A gcmtlcmru* by no m< ans run .rkablc soy Lis sa
gacity, Lut fund of outside show , was, uiibnpj i y ♦m
4jag> d in the country, where he could not < xe y d y
visit his bm ber. One Saturday , visl/ju; fur the bar
ber’s utensils in a sttrly manner, lie vas asked By u
young lade, what things were necessary. He repli
ed, ‘some powder, combs, and a blockhead, on which
so dress my wig.’ ‘I am very sorry, says the lady,
you cannot be accoinmocinted better; but here is seme
powder, a comb, See., and I t! ink your wig is tio'.v
upon a fine blockhead.’
Colonel Cockburne, rose from the rank of a private
man, to that of Commander-in-chirf at St. Enstatia.
—One morning, upon a review o! the garrison troops,
A di.covered a soldier, whose (Less was extremely
oiled. The Colonel stepped up to him, demanded,
m a hmiglitv tone, “How dare you r t>< al, appear so
dirty—v<mr shirt is black as ink ; did you ever see
me in such plight, yvhen f was a ;-Avn!< ?” “ No,
: v it ; • >• your honor, lum -. ;>ao» tite
I ' ■■■■•■ i:v, •. ; Ipril, ‘‘but then, to I . your hn-mr’s
h.iaf.a washerwoman..'