Brunswick advertiser and appeal. (Brunswick, Ga.) 1881-1881, September 17, 1881, Image 1

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AND VOLUME VII. BRUNSWICK, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1881, NUMBER 11. The Advertiser and Appeal. rUBLUiMi) KvKUY SATVMUY AT BRUNSWICK, GA., A-13Y— SUBSCRIPTION' RATES: ,.$a (XI .. 1 00 *pon*ll>lo parties will „ . 1 notMceodln* t>ur line*. Holirtctl for publication. When ex- v<mUuk that apace, chanted a* aitvertiaenienta. All letters nml communication* should he ad- rcsatMl to the mulentignad. T. «. STACY, Urtmawlck, Georgia. City Directory, city orncKits. Mayor- 3. F. Nelson. AUUrmm- A. T. Putnam, W. W CUrk d Treasurer—James Houston Ckty Marshal—V. A. Fahm. Assistant Marshal-J.L. Bcarh. lUiccmcn—Vr. It. luliioy, T. W. Ha >,rt Ihytirfan—A.' L Schlatter, Jr. M. 1) Sty I’kytician—L H Dr vis, M. V. tarbor Master-0 J Ilall. -Matthew Shannon. Thor l A CIIADLK IN T1IK IIOC^K. We haro got a cradle in the bouse. And we have aomethiug in it,. A freakish, way want, winsome bairn, Not biggor thau a minute. Although no diadem bu wears. But his ringlets, soft and brown. Ills every amilc and frown we heed, No sceptre in Ids hand* he bolds. But then his pinky ll.itr. ho small. He. like a myal monarch, wields. And we are humble subjects all. J'Ol ■. Jr, and A STANDING COJOUTTWtS or i Oi:KUL. FiNaMck—Couper, Watkins and Dunn. Mtkkbts, Drains k Buiuokh- Iiuun. Watkins aud Llttlefleld. Koxton White (Vinetrty-C O Moore. Sexton Gnlorod Cemetery—Jackie While. Town commons—Harvey, Couper and H|x»rfl. C’KMimtniitr—4ti»cars, lXeorllinger and Ooiijht. HAUnon—Littlefield, Spears an<l l'utnaui. FUBUC luutniNOH—Watkins, DoerHiuger and Hai lertliii r.llai 1 Little llnld rill' 1IONITOU ni!Klllitl.U . Niory of tl»«? llrillinut Career of the Noted Coufedernto Ironclad, 152 BROUGHTON St., SAVANNAH, GEORGIA, Thanks the public thrnngh this wiilmm for tin •--» »•••<-sks a continuance of tlieir patrouage, si »rd his SPUING IMPOHTA1loN nfgomli od his low prices on them •ybody that is wilbli 7X3 this paper to avail thcnna-lvt* of *J ulty. Ills 50c COLORED SILKS AND SATINS t'annot be surpassed. His WHITE GOODS A.V KMimolDKUlES, which he alme Imports, have t •«|iui. Ut<* FANCY AHTICJU5» cannot be onntii* THE DRESS GOODS DEPARTMENT Is a sttccess. CAHIIMKUE tor Hummer at 75c worth f 1 35 In New York. In fact, there is not a article in Fancy or Staple Dry Goods that cannot 1 loiuid in Ida establishment, A lt»«». the newest gmn: out, called NUN’S VEILING, for dresses. Is k. id I 152 BUOUGHTON STltEKT, SAVANNAH, - GEORGIA. Harnett House, (FORMERLY PLANTERV IlGTFU. M. L HARNETT & 00., I'ttOflt IKTOIIN, RATES, • - $2.00 PER DAY. City Tnx Notice. J. H. Eggleston, in PniUdelpbia T! Wllou tlio Federate iflmmlonofl tho navy yard tit Norfolk in 1801 they not lire to the vessels lying there.— Among theHu was the Mfrritmu*, one of n cltiHS of vessels which, when they were bnilt, were considered the finest specimens of naval arehiteeture afloat. On the occasion in question, the Mer- rininc was burnt to the waterline.— Her machinery remuiued intact, and it was duCcnnitied by the Confederate authorities to make of what remained of her an ironclad rum that would some troublo to the enemy's ves sels lying to in the waters of Virginia. A sir net nre of oak, sloping like the roof of a house, was built upon tho old hulk, and this wood-work was cov ered with plates of wrought irou two inches thick. The ends of these plates, where they rested upon the edgo of the old hulk, extended about a foot under water. Below that line tho ves sel was as vulnerable as she hud ever bet n. The rudder-chains, too, were perfectly unprotected, lying exposed on the “fnhtail," or that portion of the hull which extended out abaft tho shield. The wheel was uuder the for ward part of the, shield and the pilot was protected by a huge hollow cone «»f east iron, perforated with holes for him to see through. The buttery of the Merrinme consisted of ten Dahl- gren guns; one 11-inch pointing for ward, mid another printing nft, and gbt 9-inch guns on the sides. At lust there is a sign of life on the two frigates. Their swinging booms go alongside; their boats aro rnu to the davits; the Congress pipes “wash clothes," and now we hoar the long roll of our own drum and fife calling I we «; us to quarters. There is no longer a | < r doubt of our Captain’s intentions.— He soon appear* on tin* gun deck, makes a stirring appeal to tho crew, and then takes his station near the Minor had been done without the knowledge of the offieers of tho Con gress. Neverthel* ss we resumed our firing, while the officers on the poop dock of the doomed vessel were wav ing their white haudxurcliittfs. But we did not keep it up long, for it was apparent that tiieCongross had already been set on tire by our hot shot. — About this time Buchanan was borne below, wounded be a sharpshooter *n shore. We've do|ie # a t very goqd.djiy's k,” I remarked to Catesby Jones, mile time during the afternoon ho paused at my division. Yes,” lie replied, “but it isn't over. The .Minnesota ami St. Lawrence are joining up from Fortress Monr Our crew was made up in a great measure of green countrymen detailed from tne different volunteer regiments stationed about Norfolk, but there were some trained seamen union; them. From tho time of taking them in hand till the*3av of going into ac tion, an interval of about two weeks, we drilled them incessantly at tho guns of the receiving ship, the old frigate United States. On tho forenoon of the 8th day of March, 1802, tho Merrimuc, or, as she had been newly christened, the Vir ginia, cast off' from the wharf at .tho navy yard and started ou her trial trip. Wo steamed straight for Hamp ton Roads. Whatever was tho dosign f our Captain, Franklin F. Buchan an, he kept it to bimsolf. Years ijf- torwards, I learned frern Catcsby, one of tho executive officers, that he had bcou taken into tho Captain’s confU donee, but I am quite certain no one else bad. We all thought we were making an ordinary trial trip. And yet we wore rapidly approaching the P tired out fvoiu working their guns ucitrly two days. I think we have ful tilled the mission on which wo ctira and had bettor return,” which accord ingly wu did, tpul Rie next day went in dock to get ready for auothor raid. We hml met and silenced upward of one hundred and eighty guue afloat, to say nothing of the shore but teries. It is safe to say that never bo- fore had; ten guns successfully en countered such odds. If what I have saiil be true, tho Noa^hfiin vcjrwon Qf. our encounter with the Monitor is ut terly false. And I am sustained not only by nil who served on board the Merritnao and tho woodon vessels of our squadron, and tho thousands who viewed tho battle from the noighbor- iug shores, but also by the captain of the Minnesota. In his report to the department., he says in effect that, seeing the Monitor silenced and with drawn from the battle, and his own vessel at the mercy of the Morrinmc, he hnd nearly completed his prepara tions for abandoning and burning tho Minnesota, when, much to his joy, tho Merrinme returned to Norfolk. It may be as well to add that iu her on counter with the Monitor the Murri mac did not sustaiu any material iu jury, while I think an inquiry into tho reason for the withdrawal of tho Mon itor will show that her turret would not turn after she had been rammed by the Merrimae. The last demonstration by the Mer rimuc was against a Federal fleet of oight or ten vessels, tho Monitor among them They wore bombardiug Sowell’s Point, under the eye, an we heard, of Mr. Lincolu himself, then ou isit to Fortress Monroe. Wo steamed down from Norfolk and of fered battle, when the whole licet Tim Pleat Terrible Experience Iu the Lire of n Mariner Who Ilaa t'lreum- tiavlimlrd the CJlebe Twenty-Three Time*. enemy’s vessels—the Cumberland audj made haste to huddle under the guns Congress frigates—that lay at anchor of the fortress. We sent in and cut off* Newport’s Nows. As a midship- out two transport brigs muter their man I had served iu both vessels, the very noses, lmt tho Monitor let slip Cumberland, iu which I had served the splendid opportunity of driviug us briefly, being the first vessel I had ev- back to Norfolk a second time, or boarded, while the Congress had We aro much blamod by our own been my floating homo for Hourly. p^opUj for destroying the* Merrimae three years. How natural they look- / wliou wo did. After tho evacuation od, the boats at tho swinging booms, L f N( , rfo ] k ,, v OIjr j nrul f orc ,. H no otb- the Congress with their wash clothes cl . romained to us. We could between the main and info ton rigging; no f j»o to flc ,| nor up the James river. How many of the poor fellows who Unless tho vesse! had I.con destroyed, scrubbed their blue shirts on the deck }icr HUr ,- fjnt ter woul 1 have been a mere that morning never had need again ( pn. K fjon of time. With the enemy in for shirts after that day! j possession of Norfolk wo would have These vessels fired on us at long j | )oen 8 peedily starved into submis- range, us with the approach of night we steamed over to Stewell’s Point t«» send on shore our dead and wounded With early dawu the next morning. tw the St. Lawrence back under nns of Fortress Monroe, the Min- a apparently aground near the I tilt? city of Bronx day at MifHi. titu ftr»t >|uatt' rly ml will 1*.? I*UA«1 « li'-n rt«mioM will JAMKS HOUSTON. CSrk auA iowt-ur^r. .*/. y. cmvxTT, ATTORNEY AT LAW, nnryswicK, Georgia Oi B-MW Vn^At ‘.BiUMig. rhcel. I cotonmiiilcd the third division of ;uns, and was stationed amidships of the shield. From that station my view of what was going on outside the essel was restricted to the gun port, riiich was m arly filled by tho gun. ■or a time I could see only tho rim of the horizon oi tho distant shore, but suddenly the side of« great ship, close aboard, eniue iu view. I saw her but for a moment, for the smoke from her broadside of twenty-five guns, promptly answered by our own, soon enveloped her and us. A few mo ments of the thunder of buttle, of sul phurous smoko, of tho passing below of the wounded, and then there is a thud ns if the vessel had run aground. There i.s a cheering torward, and soon Flag-Lieutenant Minor passes aft, and cries out: “We’ve sunk the Cumheiland!” The next time I saw the Congress she was aground with some of her sails set We had taken up a raking (xosition under the stern, and a few shots from our broadside guus brought down her flag. Lieutenant Minor was sent in a ship’s cutter to receive her surrender, and at tho wi«h* time two tugs that had been im provised ns gunboats ran alongside to take off prisoners. The tugs were driven off by sharp-shooters on shore, and Minor and one of his boat’s crew were wounded by musket balls tired nut of th** gun deck jxorts of the Con gress. Buchanun, then on the upper deck, on top of the shield, shouted down tho hatch way: “ Destroy that- ship! They arc kill ing our men under a flag of truce!” Sadly we proceeded to obey the or der, for we believed that the firing on seem* of yesterday’s buttle, and u cu rious looking cr.ift, which proved to he the Monitor, lying near her. We steamed over toward the Min nesota, and the Monitor boldly set forth to meet us half and hours and hours \v each oth. r without any jury ♦•» either vessel. S<sing that every p struck our -t range etien tered into frag ret. I ordered i ■ bomk app*i nt ■tile that •as shnt- against her tm -: istoii to reuse fir- II< nItli) uittl I’lilicalth)- CltlcK. The “tabled of mortality statistirs’ 1 iu the United .Staton and foroign countries, deduced from the latest weekly returns, as they appear in the Sanitarian for September, lead to the following conclusions, viz: Tho* six healthiest cities in the United Stntea, as measured by the above and most, recent authentic re ports, up to the time of going to press with the number, were in the order named: Lawrence. Worcester, San Francisco, Lynn, Urnvideti'*» and Boi tion niton- 1: " Will, tber plan. And we Tin* most finlcmltliy: Dayton, Wil mington. ImliiumpoliH, Memphis,Cleve land and Louisville. Cincinnati is not mimed in thi* category, Ixecause the mortality «»f the ’.v«*« k was espe- cirtliy exceptional by sunstroke The healthiest foreign cities were of whutlChViwtiunn. Edinburgh. Bristol am «ac could I Clifton, Bucharest, Bremen and Bob u!l j I® 8 * was our! The mihcnltlliest cities ih the world engines wore stopp'd just before weJ’Acro* Dayton, Ohio, St. Petersburg, struekdier. If they had not la on wo Wilmington, Indiamipolis, Malaga and would undoubtedly have mu her uu-1 Clevelnnd dcr. As it was after that gentle push! she never lir-.l nnotlu-r shot ,.t tho | A " " IJ Vrnbwn l ,ro ™ r1 *- ,tBel y Morrinmc. Will..Irawinu ciitiroljr out ™i.ls fallows: When n of unr r..»:;o, oho «n» » silent s|«ctn-1 mn " u '*‘ »* k,,ow *. tor for fully an hon. of m.r practice at : bl -' K 11 wiw ,nn "- Wl,nn '* ' ,on ' t Ion*, run uu will, the Mimiucolu for » ' ,U1 ‘' k, “" vs Umt h " k,,0 " r ' Culling Oittesby J.»ne my idle gun*, he said: we’re just about to try m We nr« going to mm her did. But for a inihConce.pt the momentum of the Mm accomplish, it would lm over \vi*h ’lie Monitor A target. When we finally ceased firing air turned to Norf« !k. it was for the following reasons, as stated bv Cap- ti Jones uadi «»f his tlivision ofl't* •s: “ Wc can’t get nearer the Min nesota than wo are, for our draft is same as hers, and we’ll get aground if we try to get nearer. She is now apparently reduced to a mere uk, und I don’t think she will ever get aflont again. Wc have done all that we can do, for the enemy’s iron* dud keeps out of mu range. Our ship is baking, probably from the loss of her prow when she rammed he Cumbellund, and uni erov are i hu'a^a sensible ! thinks he knows man. Whoa a man and don’t know, he’s vroy, Htt v’nrt Q#., (fa. i)ti«; with giNwl effect for kcfnluPMn ui*«t dysjH'ps r lidly recommeml it rom th»»sc trontiles. - resiHH*tfifl]y, L. I dl who UrsinF.it < rnm|> llmditrhr, Taokson Co., Ga., Jan. 16, 1880. My wife has suffered greatly for years with cramp in the lower limbs, which latterly fmd extrude*! up tlie laxly. Bbe lineal a little of your Nenrotic, which gave her s|H>e»ly relief, mid ^ho bn* not had any return »»f the piin .since. It him gfveii equal satiMbictinii when nsod t«»r hemlachiv Wc think it the grcaUwt rein- (tlf for finin In tl«- w>»rM. Yours trfly, W H. Wiutltxpad Sxvxnuxh Now*. Tho rescue of the captain and five of tho crow of tho bark Brunswick, which wont down in tho gate forty-five miles north of Tybeo, by tho pilot boat Bello, No. 5, Captain James S. Bliss, aud thoir arrival at Savannah, qjx Tuesday uight, tbo.JOth ulL r boa beau noted. We pablished recently an interesting account from Captain Higgins, the commander of tho vessel, of his experience. Among tho rescued was James Fisher, u native of Phila delphia, who reached his homo on Monday night, aud tells the following story in the Philadelphia Times, which is of thrilling interest: Mr. Fisbor is a tall, slender man, of about fifty-five years of ago, grizzled and wrinkled and bowed with tho la bor of forty years passed upon tho soas. llo has made tho circuit of the globe twouty-tbrec times, aud has been wherovor a ship could go Speaking of tho wreck, he said, last night: “I have faced death upon the ocean many a time, but never before under such terrible circumstances I have been in gales in all parts of tho world, but I don’t believe there ever was n blow that could comparo to that cy clone. After leaving Now Orloaus wo sail od for Pascagoula, Mississippi, aud took on a cargo of pitch pine. Wc left there on our home voyago August 10, and had delightful weather until the 15th, when wo oxporionccd heavy northeast gale. After that the elements wore kind to us until tho 23d ■f tho month, when wc canglit a vio lent northeast squall, which kept in crooning in forco until it eliminated in tho disastrous cyclone of tho 27th “Wo wore about sevonty-lire miles off Charleston, just a little to tli- north, perhaps, and apparently in the very vortex of the cyclone. We soon discovered that we wore admitting water. Our waterways split at huff- past tivo iu tho morning, and the wind blowing so furiously that conhl not lmnr a word nt a distance of five feet. Onr skipper, Oupt. Dan iel Higgins, a prince among men, aud I consulted as to what to do. We decided to throw the deck load, com prising some 35,000 feet of timber, ovorboard. Well, over it went. Wo went along better for awhile, but only for awhile. Tho wind seemed to grow stronger every ftoeotnl. The vessel lay over on her leeside, and the water Half an hour before the Pacific ex- ponrod iu. At 11 o’clock tho lee yard j press left ter the West yesterday arms were dipping and the vchm! wuh[morning, a big gmnt of a chap, lug- iu danger of capsizing. We Im.l to ging a satchel in one hand ami load- cut down the masts to keep h r from j ing a big dog with the othor, entorod going over. Sho righted, hut the sea j the ilcqail, followed by a clean-faced, pourod over her in torrents a roar-! tidy Idoking man with a grub-bag and ing, rushing, irresistible avalanche. -- J umbrella. Both reached the ticket Our hold was rapidly filling. W<* fi It'office fit the same time, and white the that the vessel must sink, and wc 'giant inquired the price of r ticket to threw over everything that wo couid [some jH»int in Kansas, the othor laid Wc were on nothing bnt a raft com posed of a part of tho deck. When wc counted heads there wore but six of ns. The rest bad floated off and were drowned, we scarcely know how. Wo didn’t see or honr them go. It was pitch dark and wo could hear nothing bnt tho roar of (ho ofemonts. “So wo six lay there all night, fight ing tho sou aud wreck. The cargo and broken timber floated up around us, and we had all wo could do to keep our frail raft from bciug broken to pieces by it and sank. Tho wind sent the send flying with cutting forco againc* our faces. Heavy logs forty foot long were whipped up and twirled around like shingles. I got just a little tap of ouc- it knocked all my teeth down my throat. Iu the morn ing we banded ourselvos together so that tho wind could strike ns—made a sail of ourselvos—and we slowly workod ourselves free from thcdcbiis. Wo lmd one euemy only to contend with then—the sea. The wind blow all that day, aud tho waters poured down upon us. Wo saw a vessel some ten miles off, but it boro away from ns. Wo saw another vessel, buk none of them seemed to sight us. So we drifted that day and the next, hungry, thirsty aud despairing. Throe of onr men, who hud been driuking salt water, began to lose tbeir minds. One—the negro steward—wanted to eat his hands. The two others, sail ors, imagined they were still in tho forecastle of the vessel nnd engaged in a quarrel over an imaginary theft of tobaoco, aud wanted to gut each other with their knives. Wo could scarcely control them, but wo man ed it somehow* We had drifted down noar Savannah, ufter vainly striving to signal passing vessels. Wo a weak aud helpless, and had al most given up hope when tho pilot boat Belle No. 5, Captain James Bliss, sighted us aud took us up. Perhaps weren’t glad. Wo would bavo ohecrod, but we wore two weak. But I want to thauk him and hoiuo others now We were made as cowfortnklo as possible in Savannah. Tho Savan nah Steamship Company gave free passage to all of us who wanted to •ome North, and tho Boston owners »f the Brunswick tulographcd our laptnin to tnko good caro of tho men. I landed barefooted and barchcocd, and had nothing on but iny shirt nnd rousers. I arrived hero lost night vith just, what I have ou.” it l-lli: K IIUIl WHO WO|i|,OS*T. the ciihIi for a trip to Jackson Thunder and blazes nnd wild- •uk .-niter, feats!” shouted the giant as he lenrnod iw him .ui the price of a ticket—“why I liaiu’t L>eh) trl tin, 'got no such money!' -regiilu rates,' get rid of, iu the hope of savii In trying t» break the michoi Theodore Slmddm k, a Greek was swept overboard. I saw ! the crest of a mighty and I thought he would U- n\vt back. Ilo seeiuud to think mo, ti ter he called out, ' All lighter. Mir. But a moment after he threw up i arms and disappeared. Thai whs i beginning- Death had ooiiu*. “One tend had already been swe away; the other an.I the terwa house went inn, and we were l.-f» the mercy of tho wave*. Ii whs ev< man ter himself, and so l toll t men. They blubbered for iwii.lr, course; death's a terriote thiiijr win it comes and laughs right in vo face. No «*„. men.' said 1; Vve man's got to g » mime tinu If an> yon can pray, why pray - now is t, tune. But don’t let us bo w omen 1 us die !ik«- mull.' ‘Six of tin lash onrsohes to tho stump of the tuizzo Mint I thru., t„ tliu sp.ml.ur Imom. | “ W '* 11 ' )"'» orlur ." •'« W»<l. U* There ,*• «.werwl, the » hLutn,;; " utoll > '“*» '»“> »“f k etl us. until »t Inst tho oabin lirokei tku c . v l* ,, 'l‘ )r srunnrt. “ Times is very up, stiil thu stump ot the mizzenmast | seruiupshus jist now, m..l every mnn shot up into the sir. We .linom.mg.nl urter "* protect Uw life. I'll give yon our«clv«» us rapidly oaposaibU*. Am brose Munnelli, a Spanish sailor, who ■ptj “Can’t help /•», .sai«l the ticket seller. — ! “Aud extra ter the dog V" ii;* i ■* Yes.” In | “ I’ll la? hanged if I pay it!” ' “ Very well." and down went the pi ; r _l | " Hnv, Mister,” cnlksl thu gim,t us (ll , hu buelitmetl to the luun tieketoil fur '.f.ickHun- -‘‘sny, s.u huru.” I. . ' Wbnt .‘nit I <!u fur you nske.1 the ,: ..I In r ns hu enure up. , n | - Snv, [ iv.nt tu go to Knnwm. ” ur, “ l’es." rv ‘ Ami I hnvell’t got .piitu 'uulT mon- .(■ tty. Ami I'n. bouml lo go, fur I’ve l H ,; left home nml not out, nn.l I must )>t ; rain*, noine muiiey Sny, ilo v*ut uvur w | 'uarry n revolver V hnd climbeil to the mnntlio.nl, was ilrownetl. Thu broken innst llontn.t oftnu.l tlm after bonne nml the sky- this ul.l barker fur seven Oollurs. I’ll warrant it tu sbnot blnzns out of n buHH-tliivf twenty-six rods away.” "’ My friend, I'm a minister of tbe gusp.il, nnd I never have any use for light went a’ong nil It it. Weerawle.l nu.*h vonpons. for onr lives lo . beam that sevvu.1 loj I'rur.uhur, eh ? Say, 111 knoek off fasten the skylight and lushed onr-1 a dollar on Die price. Say si* and selvea to that. Tbe hull broke up! take it.” 1 tlie cargo tloiled tip around ns. It would be useless to me.” ] "Useless? Say, suppose yon aro going home from prayer-meeting and some rough tackles yon? Click I click I biff! bang 1 and where’s yoor rongh ? Yon may get into a diapnte ovor at tbe cbnrcb with one of tbe deacons. He thinks he bas tho dead- wood on .yon as bo peels bis coat, but yon kcerlcssly draw this ont and wipe your noso on the barrel, and wbar’s yenr deacon.” •' Ob, bnt I don't wnnt it at any price. I should never sleep cosy if it traain tbo boose, even.” " Then tako this ’are,” said tbo man, an ho draw ont n buck-handled knife with a blade a foot long. " Sbo don't bnrn any powder nor mako any noise, bnt she’s chnck fall of busi ness.” ” My friend, n preacher does not want such a weapon as that.” ’ They don’t oh ? S'poacn yon wore over to tho boss-race and a crook smashod your plug bat down on yonr shoulders ? S'posen somo feller comes ulong and spits on your bootts ? Say, I will part with this 'oro home- defender for live dollars, though sho cost eleven dollars, and I never stubb ed bnt one mnn with ’or.” I couldn’t—I couldn't think of it As I told you before, I am a clergy- man and have no nse for weapons.” " Say, tako tho dog! A preaoher can’t bo tbrode ovor tbo bar for hoop ing a dog, and if you’re looking for suutbin' about four timos os wicked as n b’ar trap, here's tbo animilo.— Say—” I don't wnnt n dog.,’ Don’t I Great hooks I But do yon lot trams git outor yor yard with two bull logs ? Do you drivo hogs out of yet garden with switches ? Say, I’U part with old Typhoon for eigh teen dollars, and I'll swear on fonr bi- blcs that I've boon offored twonty-fivo dollars moro'n n dozon timos.” “ No—no. I should not know wbat to do with bim. I hope you’ll got to ICnnBns, bnt—” “ I'll Bay fifteen dollars though its a bnrnin’ shame." “No.” "I'll say two!vo, if you agroo to keep still about it.” " No; that's my train and I must bo going. I hope—” ” Say, I'll soil you a recipe to tamo a b'ar. I'vo triod it, nnd if it don’t tame bim bigbor’n a kite iu a week, I’ll chaw sand.” “ No—no; good day.” ’’ Say, gimmo two dollars fnr a rec ipe to pizon wolves ?” “No.” " I'll lam you how to pick a inker bsnd for n dollar aud a bald Say—’’ But the clergyman bad passed tbo gate, nnd after a hungry look round him the stranger gavo tbo dog a kick nnd growlod ont: " flit ready to enrry tbis ’oro sach et, old feller, fnr wo'ro going os fur as Chicago on tbe dirt road. Hang these 'ero prenehers— they reckon on making their mnsclo pull ’em tli rongh I” A. r. Stewart's Gar Widow. H.n!of» Letter* ” It' has bcou very truly remarked that Mrs. Stowart’s style of dressing bus changed greatly since ten yoars ago, when sho used to congratulate herself that she was woaltby enough to afford to dress with simplicity. Now nhe wears nil Unit tbe most stylish and exacting of dress-makers could de mand, in fabric and cat, and her toi lets aro os many as a belle can boast of in bor first season. At this garden party she wore a white brocaded sat in, thick onongb to stand alone, as onr grandfathers pat it It was tlounced with dcop point lnco, over plain ‘ white satin plaitings, and tbo coraago was cat with a narrow Y to fit a broad collarette of tbe immo lace. A large cluster of white lilacs woro fastened nt one side with a diamond buckle, and diamond buckles wero on the sleeves and noshes of the over- skirt. Youthful as this toilet was, it was not unbecoming, for, like ber late husband, Mrs Stewart looks remark ably young for her age, and ber slight triin lignre and auburn bair woulddo for a woman of forty. TbntimmU have been cored of dnmb utuc, billion* disorders, jatmdicc, dys- Mnta and all diseases of the Unr. Wood ana stomach, when all other remedies have failed, by niton Prof. Oufloettos French Liver Pod, which is a quick and ncnmaSnt care for those disorders. Auk roar druggist for tbe gnat remedy, and eke no other, and if be dm not keep It send*! Mina letter to tbe French Tad Co., Toledo, O., and receive one by mail postpaid. A