Newspaper Page Text
jTtinnp
1 V. *■
Scieeormge.
maSrnmm
When thing* go to l> K how 0 D
they B
Who le the oldest settler in th#
West * The titr.
A hotel Jin Off—The fellow thnt
•ottnde the gong.
A true republic ah on Id be like a
custard pie, withont any upprr ernet.
Ulovet are worn long now—by peo
pie who cannot atf >rd to buy new
•Wet.
Pecitiont in law suite are rentier*
eJ the aame at lanl it rendered—by
trying
Many a nun who thinks himself
n gn at gen it nothing more than a
big bore.
You can never persuade a man
that a paper that has hie name iu it
isn't wor li reading.
To dream that you ure wuith a
million ol dollars, and then ii|niii
«akmg up tl.id yourself m editor, : s
very provoking.
The girl who was locked in her
lover’s arms for lliiee hours explains
Ilia 1 it wasn't her lault. She claims
tie forgot Mie oomhinatioo.
All a mie lnaik ki i |a rs are ink bn*
eil to be |H'u«ivc. Will some- one
kmdly tell us if a blushing Siam*
■iresa is not a flushed sewer Y
When two gushing young women
make a great display of bidding each
oilier good bye, it may In' called
“much udieu about nothing.”
A (li-rmaii, lately married, says:
“id vas yuti as easy as a needle rood
valk olid mit a camel's eje ss to
der l-ehindt vord mil a vomaiis.”
Isn’t it a little ctiiiout that u man
will denounce marr.age as a delusion,
and yet eagerly embrace this delusion
a s.comi tunc when op|>ortunity oi
lers P
“What a blcasiug it is,” said a
hard-working Irishman, “that night
uiver comes on till Intc in the day,
when a man Is tired, and can’t work
any at all, at all 1”
A Charleston lady, who recently
sent an order in response to an odver
tisement offering twenty five useful
household articles for a three cent
etamp, received twenty five pins.
“They tell see,’ laid the reformer,
"that yon have quit smokiug. I am
glad to herfr it. Now, tell me, why
did you quit?” Reformed smoker,
feeling for a match, “’Cause my oi
gur weut out.”
Alt old oouple were walking down
the street the other day landing signs,
when they rsn across ogs wbioh the
old man read thus: “Johnson’s Shut
Store* Well, I declaret” exclaimed
the old lady, “1 wonder how he tore
UP"
Women are such innocent creat
uree. We heard a young lady re*
mark—rather elsgantly, it must be
confessed, that ahe bated ‘thnt Biggs
fellow, be ie such a soft cuke !’ Well,
in lem than three months she took
the cake.
A yonng man with an umbrella
overlook an unprotected lodv acqnain
lance in a rain etorm ; extending his
umbrella over her, he requested the
pleoaum of noting aa her raiu-beau
‘Oh,’ exclaimed the young Isdy, tak
ing hie MM, ‘you wish me to be
your raindear.’ Two aoula with but
a single umbrella, two forms that
step as one.
“This is n nice time of night for
you to be ooming iu," said a mother
to her daughter, who returned from
a walk at 10 o’clock. “Wheu I was
like you,” continued she, “my moth*
er would not allow me out later
than 7 o’clock.” “Ob, you hud u
nice sort of a mother,” murmured
the girl. “1 had, you young jude, u
nicer mother than ever you bad,”
said the mother.
Everybody has heard of the jolly
Dutchman who, when the steamboat
was likely to sink, succeeded after
much trouble iu finding u life pre
server largeeuough to fit bim. While
be was trying bis best to blow it up,
u young fellow siaudiug by said:
“You cao’tfill that with wind ; it
leaks. Don’t you hear it siss Y ’
“Ishdatso?” he replied. “Veil, I
dinks, den, I petter keep d« viud iu
mysell.”
The Editor that sent out the first
copy of the Advance is again at the
helm ready and willing to help our
people. Come up and subscribe at
fOCo—give us yoar name.
// r mrm
Uimuo
SMMI.M
'XSTutS
“T, , .r«,.Mrti7-iV—*—'■' f kanVuMS Um ,
lot (KlTmifK IE tlma JarTkS •» ll
ra Ik, la.
, (*liu r r h ~Trwf. (V
/mm/c.
.IT ll
Richmond and Danville Railroad.
I'AHSKNOKH DKI'AiiTMKNT.
On suit after May 1ft. 1881, Ps«<M-np^r Train hervin« on the Atlanta and Char,
lottc Air-Line division of Mils road will l>e as follows :
U. H. Mall,
N. Y. Express,
l’.8. Fast d/ail,
Suwancc
EASTWARD.
No. Cl.
No. 47,
No. 40,
Aceomod'
A.
11.
0.
No 21.
'vu Allnoiu ...
4:00 n. m
3:15 p. m.
0 :30 p. III.
ft :0() p. in
rr. Suwunee D
5; 18 a. in.
4:37 p. in.
7 :45 p III
7:08 p. nt
“ Lula ... K
(hr>4 a. m.
6:511 p m.
o go p. m.
“ Toe. os.. F
8:14 it. in.
7:15 p m.
10:10 |i m.
•' 8* in ca.... O
9.20 a. in.
8.40 ji in.
11 25 p. m.
" Greenville, II
Ilh.iN n. in
10:20 ji in
1:00 a. m.
'H; % %
" S|mitan'g K
12:14 p. III.
11:10 p m.
3:11 a. mi.
“ Gastonia L
2:!lfl p. in
2:13 ll. III.
4 : tl it m.
" t Iihi h.tte, M
!h!l5 •>. mi.
3:1ft a ill.
ft :3ft a in
V. s M .tl.
N. V. Express,
l . fv Fast Mail,
—
WES I WARD.
No 42.
No. 48.
No. ftO.
,’ve (’hatlolle, At
12:80 p in*
12:4$ a m
12:13 a m
_
" Gastonia I.
I :2< |i III
1 :13 a ill
1:17 a III
" S|iaiUn'g, K
I'ijO |i m
4 :llll a III
3:12 a ill
" GiecnvilTc.H
5:07 p III
5:18 ■ m
4:24 u m
“ 8* nei a G
fi:5l p III
7 O'.* a ill
5:47 a lit
'* 7 oci'om F
|8:U1 |i in
8:15 a III
0:ft3 a in
“ Lula K
0:10 p ill
0 Ml a ni
H 00 a in
“ Suaanec I)
10:3 1 |> ill
1 It f 4 a in
0:22 a lit
6 :40 s ni
rr. Athintu....
12 :0ft u ill
12:2U p lit
10:3ft a III
8 :00 u III
• CONNECTIONS.
A with arriving trains nfOeoigia Ceulrul and A A W I* Railroads.
II witn arriving trains of Georgia Central, A A W P and \V > A Railroad
C with arriving Irnina of Ocorgiu V.ulroad
II with Lawreucnvillu Iliauch lo and Iroui Lawreitcevillc, Ua.
K with Nortlicaslern Hailroad of Georgia lo nnd from Athena, On.
K with Klburton Air-Line to nnd from Klberton, On.
O with Columbia ami Gieenvillti to nod from Columbia nnd Obarleatoa 8. C.
II with Columbia ami Qreenvillo to ami front Columbia nnd Charleston. 8. 0.
K with Kpnriuniting and Aahvllle, nnd Suaitauburg, Union nnd Columbia to and
from Henderson nud Ashvilie, nnd A'.ston and Columbin.
It with Chester and Lenoir Narrow (lunge to ami from Dtllns nnd Chester.
M with C . C. At A-C . C.—IJ.A D. ami A T. At O. for all points West, North
uud KhmC.
MTPU/,L.VAN SLEWING CAR 8KRVICK on TRAINS Nos 47 nnd
48, DAILY, WITHOUT CHANGE, BETWEEN ATLANTA AND NKW
FORK.
A. POPS,
Gtn'l 1‘attenytr Ayeni.
fill UMHfll
hb Net lee I
mean just what
Isay.
ALL THOSE INDEBTED TO
ME. EITHER BY NOTE OR AC
COUNT, M 1ST COME FOR
WARD AND PAY THE NAME
AT ONCE. I MUST, I WILL
HAVE MONEY, DO NOT READ
THIS \NI> THEN THINK
THAT YOU ARK NOT INCLU
DED IN THIS DUN, FOR IF YOU
CONSOLE YOURSELF WITH
THE IDEA THAT YOU ARK
NOT INCLUDED, YOU WILL
11A VETO PAY A LITTLE It LL
OF COST, FOR ALL THOSE
WHO DO NOT PAY ME BY TH E
Iftth OF I'lllS MONTH WILL
KIND THEIR NOTES (JR AC
COUNTS IN THE HANDS OF
COLLECTING OFFICE R S.
YOUR TRADE IS AN INJURY
TO ME IF YOU DO NOT PAY
UP PROMPTLY. COME IN AND
PAY LIKE HONEST MEN, AND
LET US TRADE MORE THIS
YEAR THAN WE DiD HIE
LAST. .1. At. McAFEK.
ISSS-ISSl
HEROKEE ADVANC
We want One Thousand Sub
scribers in Cherokee and adjoin
ing Counties in addition to our
present list. And in order to in
duce the reading public to come
in at once und; subscribe, we will
{ dace the subscription price astol-
ows to those who send the CASH
with their names:
V.
I keep constantly on lmud a
good stock of
SAW MILLS,
Both St raw uud llnt.-Iiet baud
Blocks, suited to LIGHT or
HKAY Powers. Also
PORTABLE ENGINES
Up to Fifteen Horae Powor, nad furnhhing larger 8ir.es on abort notice,
CIRCULAR SAWS
Both solid blades and inserted teeth constantly iu stock at LOWEST PE ICES.
I handle nothing but the
Best ol Machinery,
VET AM’ HUES ARE LOW.
|ST“ Don’t Imy Machinery of any kind until you write me for Prices and Terms
ALSO
Wholesale dealer in VICTOR bF.WING, MACHINE, wairuntn 1 first cia*s
equal to any machine made. Reliable agents wanted in every loan iu the State—
(Merchants preferred ) (^Liberal discount to the trade,
8. F. PERKINS,
84 West Mitchell Street, Atlanta, Gt.
March 8 ly (P O. Ilox43.)
A TRUE TONiC
A PERFECT STRENGTHENER.A SURE REVIVER.
highly recommended for all diaeaaea re
link* ; especially Intlujeniion, IhjtptpAa, Inter-
1RON IlITTElthl are
ipiiriug a certain aim elllcient toil! H
miiUeut Fever*, Want rf Appetite, 1am u/ Sirem/Jh, Lailt of Energy, tic. Kn riche*
the Mood, strengthen* tins muscles, and gives new lile to liie nerves. They aet
like it chnf*m «m die digestive organs, removing ull dyatieptic symptom*, sueh
as 3Wi’a<| III* Fuel. ] trichina, Ural in I hr Stnmarh, Heartburn, Hr. The only
Iron Pri'iNiration tliut will not bliu-ken tlio teeth or give
ili-itdlielu*. Sold hr ull druggists. Wilts tor the A 11 C liook, 32 pp. ol
useful amt a;uu»in.r r» -.. —seat jet.
JiltOWX CHEMICAL CO., Hultiiuore, Mil.
1881.
1881.
THE CONSTITUTION
Ntver in our history has u reliable,
FIRST-CLASS NEWSPAPER
been so essentially needed by the
Southern people as at present.
Never kss THE CONSUIUTION
been so
THOROUGHLY EQUIPPED
and so fully prepared to furnish
such a paper as at present.
With
telegraphic service une
QUALKD
by nny Southern pa|ier,
With trained Correspondent iu every lo
cality iu which its renders
ure interested,
With a
CAPABLE EDITORIAL STAFF,
a corps of rlBcicnt Reporters, and the
lies! of' special contributors,
THK CONSTITUTION can promise to
iu readers that It will he better thuu
ever before, and will confirm its
position aa th*
LEADING SOUTHERN NEW8PAPAR
While THE CONSTITUTION will
carry the general news of the day* and
express its opinions frankly on political
topics, it will devote special attention to
the
DEVELOPMENT OF SOUTIlE/fN
RESOURCES
in all legitimate channels or direction*.
Every Georgian and every man interes
ted in Southern enterprise »n1 growth,
shou'd read 7HE CON8TI1U I ION in
one of Ra editions.
TERMS—Daily, oue year, $10; six
months, (ft; three months, $2.60. Week
ly,one year, $1.50; six months, $1; to
clubs of ten, one year, $1.25; to clubs of
twenty, ONE DOLLAR A YEAR.
Southern Cultivator, one yeur, $1.50; to
clubs of ten, $12.50; to clulie of tweuty.
$20. Weekly Constitution and Cultiva
tor to same address, one year, $2.50.
Add eoe OOJV TITVTfJT,
Atlanta. Ga.
Single copy one year, $1.00
“ “ six months, 50
“ “ three months, 80
Those who wish us to wait
until Fall for their subscription
will be charged:
single Copy. One Year, $1.25
“ “ Six Months 05
“ “ Three « 35
We are compelled to make
this difference between Cash and
Credit, to make a living.
Parties living outside ol the
county, must, in every instance,
send fifteen cents extra to pay the
postage on their paper.
Now is the time to subscribe.'
This is a rare opportunity to get
your county paper for a mere
song. Send it to your absent
friends in Texas and elsewhere
while you ean get it at the vtay
lowest rates possible.
Respectfully,
BEN. F. PERRY.
F. S. BARRETT.
Flowery Branch,
Georgia
Keeps constantly on hand a large and fuH assortment of
^4.elch. an cLL&f,
Which he sells ut bottom prices, He is also agent for the sale ot UkAD/.EY'S
and ZELL'S STANDARD GUANOS and the very best Acid Phosphate*. Terms —
Krt
cottou option and fair grading of cotton in the fall.
larch 4 ly
NEW
TRY
THK
YORK OBSERVER
THIS YEAR-
THE LARGEST AND USS1 FAM
ILY PAPER IN THE WORLD
grad fur Sample (eyy-rrrr.
NEW Y JIIK OBSERVER.
.17 Park Row. New York.
Highest eash price paid for cotton
J^lnhnnt Si /Ifati’ hi na,
4 » ' i t -if
Dkalkk* is
DR 1’ GOODS, NOTIONS. ROOTS, SHOES, IIA1S, UA III) WA III !
clothing, Family Groceries, Etc.,
XXOWHBYBXAHCa, - SHOSaiA.
And Agents lor thussle of Soluble Pacific nnd Pendleton's AmnioNtaOil Suiter
phosphate and Soluble Pacific Acid—tile very best FviiillM-rs on tlie market High
i»l Cat-h prices i'***d for cotton. Mstu^l ly.
(cultural Journal Fubh*h$d it
lh« South "
THE SOUTHERN
m HONTET.
A LAKOK grauio ol XI
||*S**. tiklutpolu.ly piiut-
•<1, fltiod with i hul. t ru^i*
l>k »t IstiTMt to lb, far-
io*r, aitb sn illiutrtMa
fashion drpartiuast fur th#
ladias.
jmr. Sample copy 13 rants.
J. ICUTILL,
S Whitaker etreet, Savannah. Ua.
Th SenoaaeS Wi*Up s
s-ewe «»TW r , er »f He -Mis JfemSw
Aeae," the Mo* 4at* J th W. SheaS. mdm
reenpf Iceaf *nmf. fffnsaSm.
‘ ‘ citnLLi.ihefl 1 3. r
WIN8HIF8 IKON WORKS.
MANUFACTURERS OF
THE IMPROVED WIN8HIP COTTON GIN. SELF FEEDER AN
CONDK8ER. COTTON PJfESMES. FOR 87’EAM. HAND OR
HORSEPOWER. SHAFTING. PULLIK4, H VNGKRM. 8AW
MILLS. AND MILL GEARING OF EVERY DESCRIP
TION. ENGINES AND OTP MA IHNE/ZY
/REPAIRED. ESTIMATE • KUANISH-
EDON APPLI a .ION.
Correapondrnce solicited. Aildtese,
WINSHIP&BRG. ,
ATLANTA, <JA.