Cuthbert weekly appeal. (Cuthbert, Ga.) 18??-????, October 06, 1871, Image 1
VOL. V. THE APPEAL. I'UBLIBHKI> EVERY FRIDAY, BY SAWTELL & CHRISTIAN. Terms of Subscription: Onk Year $3 00 | Six Months $2 00 IRVARJABLY Ilf ADVANCE. figr No attention paid, to orders for the pa per tm'ess accompanied by the Cash. Hates of Advertising : One aqnare, (ten lines or less.) SI 00 for the first and 75 cents for each subsequent inser tion. A liberal deduction made to parties who advertise by llie year. Persons sending ad vertisements should mark the number of times they desire them inser ted, or they will be continued nntil forbid and ■charged accordingly. Transient advertisements must be paid for at the time of insertion. Announcing names of candidates for office, .00. Cash, in all eases. Obituary notices over five lines, charged at regular advertising rides. All communications inteuded to promote the private ends or interests of Corporations, So cieties, or individuals, will be charged as ad vertisements. Job Work, such as Pamphlets, Circulars, Cards, Blanks, Handbills, etc., will be execu ted in good style and at reasonable rates. All letters addressed to the Proprietor wil> be promptly attended to. ANDREW Female College, CUTHBERT GA. THE exercises of this institution will be resumed on Wednesday, the 20th of Sep tember next, and close on Thursday before the last Sabbath In June. The scholastic year will he divided into Three Terms, beginning 20th September, Ist. January aud lstoi April: REGULAR COURSE: rEH TERM. FP.U ANNUM. Primary Department sl2 00 S3OOO Preparatory “ 13 00 45 00 Collegiate “ 20 00 00,00 Diploma Fee, (paid ou graduat'ng) SSOO Incidentals 1 00 Hoard, Washing, Fuel and Lights, 18 00 Regular tuition of daughters living by the ministry—no charge Each hoarding pupil should he inniishod with a Bible, Trunk, one pair of sheets, one pair of Pillow-cases, one pair Illankeis, four Sand-Towels, over shoes aud umbrella. EXTRA COURSE: pen annum. Oretk audFrwich, each $lO oo Tuition in Music 00 OP Use of Piano 8 00 Drawing and Pastel 30 00 Instrucilon in Oi' Painting, 4') 00 Calisthenics, conducted by a lady 3 Oo Singing in Classes No charge Extra course pursued at the option ot Pa rents hip! Guardians Payments must be made in October, January and April. Each pupil should he present a* the opening of the School. The undersigned having been elected Presi dent of Andrew Finale College, an old and popular Institution sends frhternal greetings to the Colleges of tile South, makes his b>.w to the public, and solicits sympathy ami a lib eral share ot patronage. Summoned to a high and holy work—that of preparing the miiidsami hearts of ihe you g for the business and pleasures, joys and sor rows of life—he will call t<> Ilia assistance the best educators of the countrv, mid address himself to the task with all the zeal mid in dustry that he cannot command. Blu>u’d lirne. whose verdict we woo, demonstrate that he cannot preside with dignity and success— that he is incapable of imparling .nstrnetion— that he is is not in the proper place—that A. F. C. does not return a substantial equivalent, to its patrons- the Pr, pideni will abandon ihe enterprise and refund all damages reli giously assessed. Parentml guardians wishing to educate girls should not forget our liealtlnul locality, refined society, commodious ami w< II ventila ted buildings,’ beautiful grounds, magnificent grove, and reasonable rates. JOHN 15 McGEHEE. President. A F. C. Cutbbert, Ga., Ang. 10th, 1871, ts Ice Cream! I’ WOULD respett fully inform my numer ous friends and patrons that I have com pleted and opened my ICE CREAM SALOON, And am prepated to servo them in the very best of style, l have spared no pains or ex peuse in fitting up my establishment, and c. n i ruth'ally sayl have the Finest Saloon in S. W. Georgia, And am fully prepared to meet the wauts of thu public. Jly LADIES’ SALOOA, Has been arranged aud furnished with a spe eiul desire to please. Adjoining is the GEN TLEMEN’S SALOON, which has been thor ouglily re-furnished and titled up in the be.-t of style. These saloons are so constructed as to enable me to throw them both into one, when occasions riquire it, and be enabled to Beat from 73 to 100 Guests! In the same room. lam also fully prepared to furnish my customers with a superior aiti cle of SODA WATER! I have also gone to considerable expense in malting improvements in tbis department of iny business, and am better prepared than «ver before to meet the wants of the public. JOE ! ICE!! I will keep Ice on li nd for sale in quanti les to suit the public. Give me a call. A. W. GILLESPIE. £3*“ A full assortment, of Confi ctioneries wavs on hand. aug4-ct The City Bar AND Billiard Saloon IS now supplied with a Large aud Choice Stock of Wines, Liquors and Segars, Both Foreign and Domestic, which can not be surpassed by any Bar in the State. All the delicaeies’of the seasou, iu the way of Fancy Drinks, fixed in style. LAGER BEEII only Five Cents per glass. a fi:n t e Assortment of Slates, For Bale by T. S. FOWELL, Trustee, CUTHBERT jjfi APPEAL. Still Life. No murmur from the outward world Disturbs the slumbrous summer air ; Soothed with sweet visions of delight, She sits, she dreams, my lady, there. So soft her breathing and so low, Life scarcely seems her pulse to thrill ; Ail mute and motionless : ’tis life, Yet life how still! Her sauces form to shadow forth, Her girlish scheme of art to trace, The pencil scarcely bad essayed When sleep came down upon her face, Isy thought's own sweetness overpowered, She glided into pleasant dreams, Joyous and bright, as yonder tun Through casement gleams. Fair dreamer, in that vision world In which your spirit now is free, What glad ideal meets you there ? Or deign you bend to such as me! Or draw your inspiration forth, As soon your tablet there shall show, From visions which the wak.ng eye Lacks power to know ? Ah well! as sunlight on the sea. Or respite from consuming strife, Are moments, maiden, snatched, like these, From out the hurricane of life. Still life it is : whateVryour dreams, Wbate'er the thoughts your fancy fill Enough of joy 'tis thus to live Tlie life that's still. Correspondence of the World. Flying Trapeze In the Air. Reading, Berks County, Pa., September 7.—One of the most ex traordinary and almost incredible exhibitions of human intrepidity and daring was l:ist Monday, the 4th inst., witnessed by the citizens of this place. It seemed to me to equal if not surpass in thrilling and painful interest anything ever at tempted by Sam Patch or Blondin in their wildest efforts. An indi vidual named Donaldson—a tight rope walker and “ magician,” as he styles himself—who had ou the pre vious Wednesday made a balloon ascension iu the ordinary way (the first balloon ascent of any kind he had ever made in his life), repeated his performance on Mondav last, but this t ime with no basket attach ed to his balloon—nothing whatev er, iu fact, but a common trapeze. Upon this he seated himself witli the greatest coolness and compos ure, and went floating away into space, to the astonishment of the large crowd which had gathered to see him, but few cheers greeting him, as the spectators seemed spell bound with fear and apprehension. After ascending a considerable dis tance be commenced throwing out a number of circulars which he at tached to a little hoop below the balloon, and which, in the clear at mostphere, appeared like twinkling stars surrounding the balloon, pro ducing a most novel and pleasing effect! But tbis was nothing to what followed. At the height of some threo hun dred feet lie commenced balancing himself on his back on the bar of the trapeze, and going through other fearful evolutions. lie then deliber ately slid from the bar, head down ward, and catching himself by the feet, remained suspended for sever al seconds in that awful position ! The appalling sight was one never to be forgotten by those who w it nessed it. A thrill and a low mur inur of horror passed through the immense multitude, who were look ing on with intensesl interest, and many hurried away from the sight giddy and faint. The daring aero naut, however, went through his ev olutions successfully, and regaining his seat, went soaring rapidly and steadily upward. When at the height of three quarters of a mile he had the astounding nerve to re peat his performance, which, at so great a distance, could only be clearly visible by the aid of glasses. What made this ascent all the more hazardous is that the balloon is a very small one, carrying but little ballast, and with nothing but a light anchor attached to the hoop. I am glad to say that the reronaut completed his voyage safely, al though once or twice he seemed to be in considerable danger. The trapeze struck the roof of Henry Connard’s residence, on Fifth street, when Mr. Doualdson made a skillful leap from the trapeze and prevent ed a collision. The balloon then ascended and came down again on the other side of the road in a field, and was about striking the top of a tree, when Mr. Donaldson turned a somersault on the trapeze rope and prevented the bar from catching iu the tree. There is some talk of our having a repetition of this painful exhibition during our fair next week, if the authorities do not in terfere to prevent it. It really seems to me that the}* should, and that it is also the duty of the lead ing press of the country to denounce such reckless and unnecessary risk of human life for the mere gratifi cation of morbid excitement. • ■ « Live Stock Advertising.—A corresponeut of the New York Times, writing from Georgia, says: “It is astonishing how Northern and Western stock raisers stand in their own light by not advertising their stock. More is known to-day of the price of cattle in England than in our own country. The pam phlet and hand-bill mode of adver tisement does not reach one in ten thousand of its population. The newspaper is the only efficient method.” It is somewhat strange that a man who can neither read nor write is one who is bound to make his mark. CUTHBERT, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1871. An Unweleome Visitor. The burglars had been very ac tive and bold in their operations in onr city, but as the thermometer had marked above the nineties for several days, and I had little of val ue in my room, I prefered to risk that little and leave my window open, although of easy access, rath er than undergo partial suffocation. If an uninvited guest made his ap pearance, and I did not awake, he would not disturb me; if I did awake, I could feign sleep and let him take whatever he might find. “This class of visitors,” I reason ed with myself, “do not generally commit personal violence, if they can accomplish theft and make good their escape without it ” These were my reflections every night as I undressed and threw myself on my bed, leaving my cas tle opon to the enemy. I had been asleep one night about an hour, when I was awakened by the fall ing of a small china ornament. Start ing slightly and opening my ejes, I saw the gas burning, and a tall, broad shouldered man with his back turned toward me, his face looking over his shoulder to see whether the noise had awakened me. Our eyes met, so that my plan to feign sleep would have been useless. My self-possession did not, however, forsake me. What fol lowed however illustrates the value of presence of mind. Opposite the side of my bed, and about eight feet from it, was the door of my room, two or three feet from which were the stairs leading to the lower hall. The bur glar must have used a ladder in as cending the roof, from which he entered tho window. It was some thirty feet from the ground, and isolated. My plan was, not only to escape harm myself, but to effect his capture. I knew the police man’s beat and he would pass in a short time. Sitting bolt upright, then, as I opened my eyes aud saw the bur-, glar lookiug very unpleasantly at me, I said, rubbing my eyes drow sily—although, to tell the truth, I never was more wide awake in my life: “Hello, John, what arc you looking for? Can’t you come in my room without making such a Con founded noise ?” The fellow, taken somewhat aback at being aduressed in tiiis way, said, in a low but menacing voice, and pointing a revolver at me : “Shut up ! what do you take me for ?” “I took you for John !” I replied, with a well assumed nonchalance. “But I didn’t suppose he was af ter anything valuable in my room, except one thing, and—by the way, if you are not the unluckicst fellow in the world.” “How’s that?” growled my visi tor. “Well, I have a very good watch : but if you want to get it, you mint pay a visit to the watchmaker’s after you leave here, for I had what I considered the bad, but what now seems the good fortune, to break tho spring yesterday, and left it for repairs.” “You’re a precious cool one !” he said, evidently astonished at my in difference. “What’s the use of my getting excited or attempting to resist yon? You are armed, and you see I am not. And if you had no weapon, your fighting weight must be at least thirteen stone, while mine is not more than nine ami a half. I have no idea of interfering with you.— If the room were tilled with dia monds, I would not lift my finger to save them. Take all you can find ; I am going to sleep—so don’t make any more noise.” “Hold on!” said the fellow; “where’s your keys?” “I suppose yon want to make as much of a haul as you can,” I said; “so look in my pants hanging over the bedpost there, and you’ll find my pocket-book, with a few stamps in it.” It was nearly time for the police man to pass, and I paused to listen. I must, in a few moments, put my plan into execution. A glance quick as lightning show ed me that the key of the door was on the outside. My listening expression did not escape the sharp and practiced eye of my grim visitor. It was a cu rious scene, no doubt. I sitting in my bed, in my night-clothes, un armed, and this stalwart ruffian, pistol in hand, glaring half suspi ciously, half ferociously at me, and almost in the crouching attitude of a tiger about to spring upon his prey. But there I sat, coolly con versing with him, the necessity of the moment keeping my wits too wide awake to allow my fears to get the upper hand for an instant. “What are you listening to ?” asked the burglar. “I thought I heard a cry of fire.” “I, in that instant and in tho dead stillness of the night, I heard the tramp of the policeman. It was some distance off. “You will find,” 1 said, “some clothes of mine in the press ; they will, however, be too small for you. Good night; the keys are in the middle drawer.” He turned to tho drawer indica ted, and, as he did so, with one tremendous bound I cleared the space behind my bed and the door, slammed the door and locked it up on him. Oblivions of my dishabille I sprang to the steps. I had two flights to descend and the door to open before I could reach the yard, but it was hardly possible for him to decend the ladder more quickly. Bounding rather than running down the stairs, I flung back the boh; and dashed into the yard. He was half w-ay down the ladder. Shouting “Police !” lustily, I seized the ladder at the bottom, aud, using all my power, brought it and the burglar to the ground with a crash. The pistol he held in his hand fell from his grasp. I made a dash for it, and he, springing to his feet like a cat, rushed at me, and, as I stoop ed, seized me by the nape of the neck. I turned the pistol upward and pulled the trigger. It merely snapped—there were no more char ges in it. With a terrible oath, the baffled villain wrenched the weapon from my grasp and raised it aloft to deal me what might have proved a fatal blow, when there was a rush behind him and he was felled to the ground. The police"- man had heard my shout, and was just in time to rescue me. The burglar was soon secured, and in my excitement I was about to relate the story I have here told, when the policeman with a smile, suggested that I might “ketch cold in them clothes.” I then remembered, for the first time since I had sprung from bed, that I was shoeless and stockicg less, and had nothing on but my night shirt, and I beat a hasty re treat. With a long-drawn breath, I took my fine gold repeater, which had had such a narrow escape, and was not at the watchmaker’s after all, from under my pillow, looked at the hour, turned in, and after a little while fell asleep. It is almost needless to add that the above story, narrated afterwards to a jury, when I was in a‘better trim for story.telling than I was when the policeman interrupted me, had the effect of giving the visitor lodgings in a public institution, and secured me against a icpetition of his call for at least ten years. Another Girl Full of Needles. Last Sunday evening a young girl, who lives on tho Raleigh road, complained of a violent pain iu the head and right cheek. At first the mother of the girl thought that nothing serious would result, and that a visit of a doctor was not nec essary. About 2 o’clock the same night the pain in the head and cheek began to cease. The child’s eyes closed and her pains were for gotten in sleep. The mother, who watched incessantly at her daugh ter’s bed side, thought that before morning all would be well; but this was not the case. The sick girl awoke before five o’clock the next morning and began to cry in a most lamentable manner. Her mother inquired for the cause of this. The daughter replied that she had a terrible pain in her right arm ; she felt as though something was sticking her there. From the way she suffered, it was at last con cluded to send for a doctor. The physician came about 6 o’clock, and ordered some liniment to be rubbed on the painful arm. The next morning the doctor came again, asking Mary, for this was the child’s name, to show her arm. He perceived right below the shoulder three very small spots, shiniug as steel would. Touching them, he found that they were very hard. The girl’s mother then re marked that these dots looked like the heads of needles. Tho doctor could not believe that there was such a thing in Mary’s arm; how ever, to please the mother, he ap plied a small pair of pincers to one of the spots. Now, imagiue the surprise of those present when he pulled out of the flesh three need les, which formed the three spots upon the arm. But this is not the end. The physician continued his visits three more mornings, extract ing each morning two more needles. After this Mary’s pains passed away, and now she is as well as any of us. Can some scientific brain explain how needles found their way into the arras of this little girl, who en dured so much suffering. If a crank were attached to such a girl, wouldn’t she make a capital sewing machine? An Old Man’s Opinion. —An old man, who heard one of those foolish remarks that are so often made by the unthinking, and those who are ignorant of nature’s laws, “ I drink to make me work,” re plied, “ That’s true, drink, and it will make you work! I was once a prosperous farmer. I had a loving wife and two fine lads as ever the sun shone on. We had a comforta ble home, and lived happily togeth er. But we used to drink to make us work. These two lads I have now laid in a drunkard’s grave, my wife died broken-hearted, and now lies beside her two sons. lam sev enty years of age. Had it not been for drink, I might have been an in dependent gentleman ; but I used to drink to make me work, and, mark it, it makes me work now.— At seventy years of age I am obliged to work for my daily bread. Drink ! drink ! and it will make you work.” A man, stopping his paper, wrote to the editor: “I think folks ottent to spend there munny for paypur, mi dadda diddent and everybody sed he was the intelligentes man in the country and had the smartest family of boiz that ever dugged ta lers.” Parents keep your word sacred to your children ; they will notice a broken promise sooner than any one else, and its effect will be as ’ lasting as life- The Complexion—How the Ladies Manage it In a late number of a London pe riodical entitled Land and Water, there was an article of considerable interest to those who value what is called “a good complexion.” The writer condemns the employment of cosmetics, and asserts that the uso of animal grease stops up the pores of the skin, and will, in time, produce blotches. He also says that the constant application of cold cream to the face is injurious, and lays the foundation of skin dis eases which anything can afterward eradicate. Sloeping with slices of uncooked bacon on the cheeks, which seems to be practiced by some persons, is also unwholesome. The best substance to soften the skin, and at the same time preserve it, is, according to authority, fresh olive oil. If this be rubbed on the face gently every night, the skin will soon become impervious to the action of the weather. The ancient Greeks knew the value of vegetable oil to the skin, and they used it freely, both to preserve beauty and to render the muscles pliable. But there are some persons who have naturally oily skins, and they shoul .1 avoid ointment of all descriptions. It is said that the use of cosmet ics was introduced by the English, iu the fifteenth century. Iu that of the succeeding century tho women of French were reckoned the most beautiful in the world. The names of Agnes Sorel, Diana of Poitiers, Louise of Savoy, Anne of Brittany, Margaret of Navarre, Mary of Bur gundy, the Duchess of Etampcs, Madame de Chateaubriand, Mary of Lorraine, Gabriclle d’Estrees (commonly called “La Belle Gabri ellc”) and Ilenriettc d’Entragues, are familiar to all readers of histo ry as those reputed to be tlie most brilliant and beautiful women of their times. They never used cos metics of animal grease, though they made beauty their study—a rather idle study, it is true, yet still they pursued it successfully. They employed various oils and es sences composed entirely of vege table ingredients. Henry 111. of France is said to have expressed his detestation of English cosmet ics, and to have declared that if “cold cream” should find its way into his kingdom he would preach a crusade against it. The celebra ted Diana of Poictiers, whose pow ers of fascination seem to have been as marvelous as those of Cle optra, or Mary, Queen of Scots, preserved her beauty until she was seventy-two. She captivated the hearts of two monarchs, and had complete power over them. The second of them, Henry 11, fell in love with her when she was twenty nine, she being then the widow of Count de Breze, and forty-eight years old, and nineteen years his senior. She had been previously admired by his father, Francis 1, and was equally admired by his son, Henry ill, who, however, was a mere youth and of feeble under standing while she was an old wo man. Strange to say, no historian has given the details of those won derful charms which so captivated Francis and Henry. It is only re corded of her “that she was the loveliest woman at a court full of lovely women, and that, too, at an age when most women have found their beauty faded. It was said that slie possessed a secret for pre serving her good looks from the ravages of time; some, indeed, hinted that she had bought it from the Evil One ! There was, however, one person who was her confidant —her perfumer, Oudard. lie left on record the means which the peer less beauty used to preserve her complexion, iu these words: “I, Oudard, apothecary surgeon and perfumer, do here declare on my faith and honor that the only secret possessed by Madame Dian, of Po icticrs, Duchess of Valentinois, with which to be and remain in per fect health, youth and beauty to the age of seventy-two was rain waier! and, in truth, I assert that there is nothing in the world like the same rain water, a constant use of which is imperative to render the skin soft and downy, or to freshen the color, or cleause the pores of the skin, or to make beau ty last as long as life.” It was the business of Maitre Oudard to col lect rain water for his illustrious patroness, and to bottle and seal it up to be in readiness for use in case of failure to rain. And it was the constant sending of these mysteri ous bottles which occasioned so much talk. But it should be added that the beautiful Diana always took an hour’s exercise in the air before the morning dew had left the ground, aud, perhaps this hab it, like other exercises in the open air, had quits as much to do with the preservation of her complexion as the rain water had. Early hours, temperate habits, and close atten tion to cleanliness are among the best cosmetics after all. A full-bearded young grandfather recently had bis hirsute appendage shaved off, showing a clean face for the first time in a number of years. At the dinner table his three-year old grand-daughter noticed it,“gazed long with wonderful eye,” and fi nally ejaculated, “Grandfather, whose head you got on ?” The Park Place and Columbia Hotels, at Saratoga, have been burn ed. Loss $200,000. Maine has got 300,000 tons oi ice for which she cannot find a cus tomer. Circulation of the Blood. It is known that our food nour ishes us by being changed into blood. A healthy man has in his system about three gallons of blood. This is all contained in the heart, arteries, and veins, and their min ute branches. So numerous are these, so thickly set in our flesh, that we cannot stick the point of a fine needle thro* the skin without piercing some of them. In all these organs—the heart, arteries and veins—the blood is con stantly in motion. In the arteries it flows from the heart; in veins to the heart. And so rapid is this mo tion that all the blood in the body from the crown of tlie head, and the tips of the fingers, and the ends of the toes, passes to the heart, and from the heart to the lungs, and from the lungs to the heart again, every five minutes. This circulation is absolutely nec essary to the support of life. In its passage through the system, the blood gives up its life-sustaining power to the different organs, and in retnrn, receives only waste mat ter, with which it goes loaded to the heart and lungs, where it ex changes this for another portion of life giving oxygen. Witn this, it is again sent by the boating of the heart, on its cheering mission to all parts of the body. When we place our finger upon an artery, as at the wrist, or on the side of the neck, under the ear, or on the throbbing temples, we can feel the flow of the blood, making a pulse at every beat of the heart. But in tho veins, as on the back of the hand, the flow is constant, and, on this account, imperceptible to the touch. If from any cause, as drowning, or suffocation by gas, our lungs are deprived of a supply of pure air, the blood is not purified, does not receive anew supply of oxygen, and so goes into the circulation a second time, incapable of sustain ing life. Insensibility and death are the sure results, unless, by arti ficial means, pure air can be forced into tlie lungs before life’s flicker ing flame is quite extinguished. Modes of Walking. An ingenious cotemporary gives the following summary of the dif ferent modes adopted by those who go to and fro on the earth : Careless persons are forever stumping their toes. Fun loving persons have a kind of jig movement. Unstable persons walk fast or slow by turns. One idea persons arc always very selfish ones, “ toe in.” Cross persons are very apt to hit their knees together. Good natured persons generally snap their fingers and thumbs every few steps. Modest persons generally step swiftly for fear of being observed. Calculating persons generally walk with their hands in their pock ets, and their heads slightly inclined. Wide awake persons “ toe out,” and have a long swing to their arms, while their hands move about mis cellaneously. Lazy persons scrape losely with their heels, are first on one side of the walk and then on the other. Very strong minded persons place their toes directly in front of them, and have a kind of stamp move ment. Timi.l persona often step off from the side walk on meeting another, and always go around a stone in stead of stepping over it. Observing persons move slowly ; the hands mote alternately from side to side, while they occasionally stop and turn around. Careless persons lift their feet high, aud place them down slowly, pick up some little obstruction and place it quietly by the side of the way. Writing on Newspapers.— The following is the act of Congress in relation to writing upon newspa pers or other periodicals sent by mail, and may be of interest to many who have fallen into the hab it : “If any person shall enclose or conceal a letter, or other thing, or any memorandum, in writing, in a newspaper, pamphlet or magazine, or make any writing thereon, which he shall have delivered into any* post-office, or to any person for that purpose, in order that the same may be sent by post free of letter post age, he shall forfeit the sum of $5 for e/ery offence—and the letter, newspaper, packages, menioran dams, or other things, shall not be delivered to the person to whom it is directed, until the amount of sin gle letter postage is paid for each article of which the package is com posed.” — United States Statutes , Section 316. Home Manners. —Good man ners are not learned from arbitrary teaching so much as acquired from habit. They grow upon us by use. We must be courteous, agreeable, civil, kind, gentlemanly and woman ly at home* and then it will soon be come a kind ot second nature to be so everywhere. A course, rough nature at home begets a habit of roughness which we cannot lay off, if we try when we go among stran gers. The most agreeable people we ever met in company are those who are perfectly agreeable at home. Home is the school for all the best things, especially good manners. t —:——~ Is it wrong to cheat a lawyer ? Not at all; but it’s impossible. Mr. Raymond in the Spirit. Is He Editing a Daily Paper in the Spirit Land t The Boston Banner of Light (Spiritualist) of a recent dato pub lishes the following as coming from the spirit of the late Henry j. Ray mond of New York : I am glad to find a free platform, even if it is for post-mortetn souls, where the negro and the Moslem can come alike, where ignorance and wisdom, where old age and childhood can come. I liopo be fore this century goes out all the platforms in the land will be free, not.only for the living but the dead. The time is fast hastening when they whom the living call dead will be able to so clearly represent them selves here to your physical senses that death will be no longerdeath— that they who are dead will be no longer out of sight, for you can see them and hear them, and you will allow them then to stand upon your platforms, and they will preach God's Gospel to you. I have been called at the roquest of many of my friends in New York, who desire to know if it is indeed true that I am engaged in running tho editorial department of a “ daily ” in the spirit world. They cannot realize it, they say. Give us some evidence of it. Well, what if I send a copy of one of the dailies down to them, would they undei stand it ? Would they real ize it any better? Perhaps bo. I am goiDg to try to do it. I see in the minds ot your audience that they wish to know if I am going to send a tangible copy. Yes, if I send any at all, for it would be use less to do anything else. They want to know if that article was from me that appears in tho book entitled “Strange Visitors?” Yes, every word of it, and there’s more com iug, but no more to-dav, IlENity J. Raymond. Josh Billings on Frae Love. I beleavc in free fight, especially among cats and dogs. I beleavc in free ride—on a gate. I belcave m freedom of every slave on earth. But free love is one ov them kinds of freedmn that it don’t do to limber with. If this world war a garden of Edin, and full of Adam and Eve, az they was when they was fust launched, then I kan imagine it might do for some other Adam to hold my Eve on his lap, and talk about his affiniteeth and spiritual essence, and play lamb. In the daze, there want no htimiii natur, it was all God’s natur. Ilumin natur has been soaked s > much sinse, it is tew weak to be trusted in a lot wliar the seed is poor, next tew a meddo, without much fence between nor enny poke on. Free love wants more poke than any other animal. I do’t believe in a total depravity —unless a man has a good chance. Free lovo is a good deal like drinking a 6 shilling gin for a bev ridge. Bevridge is a Chinese word and means cussidness. Aul the free love i have witness ed thus far, has existed between a villainous lctchcr on one side, and lunatic virtue on the other side, that has been deodorized out of its truth and had lost aul of its modesty and shame, in hunting after a conaishun war sin ceased to be a crime. The fust free lover we have enny account ov was the devil. A Modern Job.— A certain good natnred old Vermont farmer pre served his constant good nature, let what would turn up. One day one of his men came in, bringiug the news that one of his red oxen was dead. “Is he?” said the old man. “Well, he was always a brecchy cuss ! Take bis bide oft" and carry it down to Fletcher’s ; it will fetch the cash.” An hour or so afterward the man came back with the news that Line back and bis mate were both dead. “Are they?” said the old man. “Well, I took them of B. to save a bad debt that I never expected to get. It is lucky that it ain’t the brindles.” After the lapse of another hour the man came back again to tell him that the nigh bridle was dead. “Is he ?” said the old man. “WeU, he was a very old ox.— Take oil" his hide and take it down to Fletcher’s; its worth cash, and will bring more than any two of the others.” Hereupon his wife, who was a very pious soul, reprimanded her husband severely, and asked him if ho was not aware that this loss was a judgement from heaven upon him for his wickedness. “Is it?” said the old man.— “Well, if they will take the judg ment in cattle it is the easiest way lean pay it.” — Kansas City Times. Ii is well known that Miss Nils son has endorsed several different piano fortes, each being the best.— Messrs. Dix A. Case, fish dealers, Chicago, thought it a good dodge, and so published the following “or ihentic” lettor in their advertise ment : “Sirs Them codfish is clegint, their flavor is high, sc is them Her ron. 1 recommend them as I do you to all luvirs of gud eatin. Re spectfully, Christine Nilsson.” A confidence operation—Eating sausages and buying eggs. NO. 41 My Mother. All! years have loitered by, mother, A weary, weary while. Since last I saw thy gentle face, With its sweet patient smile ; Since last I felt thy fingers light I’nss fondly through my hair, As at thy knee 1 knelt at night To say iny childish prayer. Into the world I've gone, mother. The old home left bebind-- New ties of friendship and of love About iny heart have twined : Yet in it* holiest recess, All dry and joy lew still, There liven one well of tendernesa No earthly love can fill- Tiiv self-forgetful cam, mother; Thy counsel, ever near ; Thy sympathy with every joy, Thy grief for every tear ; Thy loving glance thy tender tone, Thy warm kiss on my brow— Gone from my life, forever gone ! 1 know their value now. Sut Lovengood at a Candy Pulling. I had a heap of trouble last Christmas, and I'll tell you how it happened. Dekin Jones gave a candy-pullin’ and I got a stool, as they say in Nortli Carolina, and over I goes. Sister Poll and I went together, and when we got to Jones’ the house was chuck full. Dog ray cats es thare was room to turn round. There was Suze Ilarkin—she’s as big as a skinned horse—and six other Harkins and Simmonses, and Peddigrews, and the schoolmaster and his gal, beside the old Dekin and the Dekiness, and enough little dekiness to set up half a dozen young folks in family bizness. Well, bimeby the pot began to bile, and the fun begun. We all got our plates ready, and put flour on our hands to keep the candy from stikin’, and then we pitched into pullin’. Wasn’t it fun? I never saw such laffin’ and cut tin’ up in all my born daze. I made a candy bird for Em Sim mons, Her and me expect to trot in double harness some of thesa daze. She made a candy goose for me. Then W 0 got to throwin’ candy balls into one another’s hair, and a muffin’ from one side of the house to tulher, and out into the kitchen, till everything upon the place was gummed ever with pandy. I got a pine bench, and Em Sim mons sot close to me. Siize Hark in—confound her pic ture! throw’d a candy ball stock in to one of my ize. i made a bulge to run after her, and heard something rip. My stars alive! Wasn’t I pick led ? I looked around, and thar was the gable end of my bran new britches a stickin to the pine bench. I backed up agin the wall sort crawfish-like and grinned. “Sut,” said sister Poll, “what s the matter?” “Shut up!” sezl. “Sut,” says Em, “come away from that wall; you’ll get all over grease.” “Let her grease 1” sez 1, and sot down on a washboard that was ly ing across a tub, feelin’ worse than an old maid at a weddin*. Party soon I felt something hurt’ and purty soon it hurt agin. Ice—whis—l jumped ten feet hi, kicked over the tub, out flew old Jones’ dhristmas turkes, and you ought to seen me git. 1 cut for tall timber now, jumped staked and rider fences, and mash ed brush like a runway hcrikan till I got home, and went to bed and staid there two daze. Es old Jones’ barn bums down next winter, and I’m arrested for it, and es anybody peers as a wit ness agin me, I’ll bust his dogoue’d hed ! Them’s my sentimeuts ! FiPruEN Gbkat Mistakes.—lt is a great mistake to set up our own standard of the right and wrong and judge people accordingly. It is a great mistake to measure the enjoyment of others by our own ; to expect uniformity of opinion in this world; to look for judgment and experience in youth; to endeavor to mould all dispositions alike; not to yield in immaterial trifles; to look for perfection in our own ac tions ; to worry ourselves and oth ers with what cannot be remedied ; not to alleviate all that needs allevi ation, as far as lies in our power; not to make allowances for the in firmities of others; to consider eve rything impossible whieh we cannot perform ; to believe only what our finite minds can grasp ; to expect to be able to understand everything. The greatest of all mistakes is to live only for time, when any mo incnt may launch us into eternity. An old lady, writing to her son out West, tells him to beware of bilious saloons and bowel alleys. Marriage—An altar on which a man lays his pocket-book and a wo man her love letters. Why is a clergyman like a loco motive ? Because you are to look out for him when the bell rings. Amy Richardson, of lowa, weighs 352 pounds. This is the latest case of big-Amy. “ Why am intoxication like a wash bowl ? ” asked Sambo. “Case it am de-basin.” “A prudent man,” says a witty Frenchman, “is like a pin ; his head prevents him from going too far.”