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VOL. VI. CONFEDERATE MONUMENT. To the People of Georgia and the South. Office of the Confederate Monumental Association of Georgia, Augusta , Ga ., June , 1872. WE deem't proper to appeal dirertlv Hi our fellow-citizens for tliei 8 bsiati tial aid in honoring our fallen (Jon f<~> rata, and benafittlDK those wliu were dependcn l on on them for maintonauce and pintectlou.- N one, we feel assured, will deem il, im.rusive in U 8 to do eo. The cause commends itself to tile patriotic sentiment of all our citizens. It ' firings ireehly to our minds the sad but ct-tval ric story of our noble song fighting tor man' - * most sacred rigUts—country, honor, liliern and home. We canuot, as far as we can se , s'ned the light of our work upon the impenetrable gloom of the grave. Tlie spirits of our lost Confederates may see us or not; but our in stincts make os weep and grieve when death ■teals silently into our households and hikes •ur loved ones away. We honor them in 'heir graves, and iuecribe their •virtues upon Mon aments. Out spirits and senses become iui bued with the solemnities of death and our irreparable loss. Tims we feel when they fade and die of or dinary causes. SHuSI we feel the less when .taking no heed of dauger. courting it indeed in full health ami manhood—they meet the en emies of their country and die in the effort to save their people from the oppressor's Wioug. We still rise with the sun, pursue our c .11- ings, enjoy life, and are blessed l.jra m rciful Providence. They are in the gloom of the r graves, having done for us a.I they could in this lower world. Are they not entitb and to our pity, our love, and all the care we can take ot their fame ? Will it 11 the something td exhibit this to the world ? Will we not respect and honor ourselves in doing it ? Is it not necessary to present this evidence of re spect and gratitude to the eyes and thoughts ol the young? What will the world say it we shall fail to do it? Some will not contribute—their motives are their own; all caunot, but our prosper ous Merchant*, Lawyers, Physicians, Plan ters, and thousands of otlieis who are well-to do in worldly affairs, will feel bi tter when they shall all have aided in this work of love and gratitude.- All the followers of the Arabian Prophet cannot vieit his tomb, but the green turhaued Pilgrims who can, are held in higher esteem when they return from Mecca. And will not those be honored who shall aid in this tribute to those who fell in our service and our cause ? Who is there that would not he pleased to have bis name Inscribed upon the list that wilt be on perpet ual record in the archives of the Confedeiate Monumental Association ? Will it not he emphatically a Hoil of Honor ? All of us will soon sleep without a dream. Who can bear the thought that no one will care for or respect his memory when he is goue J The fame of the gallant Confederate dead is in the care ana keeping of all our people.— What would be thought of him who would say: “ Let them sleep uncared for. ’unhoii ored Rud unsung ’ ” S'ate. Southern amt personal pride would abhor the seuliun-nt. As mortals, our brave Contederates have perished; us our defenders, honor, gratiuo!.- aud duty call upon us to protect the.r fume and cherish their memories forever. We have received but tew contributions Our people In mats prefer 10 take chance- in the Distribution. Whole Tickeis $5; Frac tional Tickets, sl, $2, $'S and $4 Orders promptly attended to. In all places where there are Agents, Tickeis can be obtaiued ol them. L. & A. H. McLAWS, General Agents. JAMES M. SMYTHE, State Agent. Tlie I)i«ti*il> ution OF CiMerate loirtal Setae WILL Positiely Take Place ON THE First Wednesday in December Next at Augusta, Ga. SHOULD all the Tickets not be sol, 1 , tin amount received will be.distribute i iu n e proportions named in the Circulars, bet we-- THE MONUMENT, the Friz, s, and tilt .--c essary expenses. The portion to be distributed will he appro priated first to the Money Prizes , then i ih. Real Estate, aud lastly to the Shares in ( o ton. ANALYSIS OF THE SCHEME. 9100 ,000 —20 per cent, allowed Aleuts. 50,(Mill —10 “ *• ‘‘ Stale Agents. 50,00(1 —lo per cent, allowed for contingent expenses. 99,000 —Owners’ price of 7 Heal Estate Prizes, 131,000 —The 1,747 Prizes in Cnrreucy, 20,000 —The 24’ Prizes in Cottou. $450,000 tlie Monument. The price in Currency will be substituted the Real Estate Prize, withdrawn ou aC souut of injury to the Property, or for other causes. Agents west of the Mississippi stop their sqles on the 15tb of November. East of that river on the 20th of November. Suue Agents are reqfiired|to be present ei ther in person or by legally appointed AH- r neys at the Distribution. #250,000 ! IN Currency, Real Estate & Cotton, TO BE DISTRIBUTED! Tke Ist Splendid Muneuis Ever Offered to the Public ! In addition to this, the enterprise to Honor the Confederate Dead, Appeals directly to the patriotism of every citizen of Georgia and the South. W f 11 can now contribute to this work of Honor, Gratitude and Beneficence. The following named gentlemen are the COMMISSIONERS: Generals L McLaws, A. R. W right, M. A. Stovall, W. M.Gardner, Goode Bryan. Colo nels C. Sn**ad, Wm. P. Crawforh. Majors Joseph B. Cumming, George T. Jackson. Joseph Ganahl, I. P. (lirardey, Hon. h. H. “ a y> Messrs Adam Johnston, Jon-than Mil « W - Goodrich J. D Butt, Hem \ Moore, Dr. W. E. Deal ing. L. A A. H KcL tWS, General Agents. Augusta Ga. T. S- POWELL, jystf Agent, Cuthhert, Ga. CUTHBERT Hgg APPEAL. THE APPEAL. PUBLISHED EVERT FRIDAY, By J. P. SAWTELL. 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If not paid tor before the expiration of the lime advertised, 25 per cent, additional wi'l he charged Announcing nauieiHit candidates for Office, $5:0(3 Cash, ill all cases Obituary noticescVer five lines, charged at regulai -idvet rising r i*<». All communic iiMiir inle-nd and to promote tlie private ends or interests of Corporations, So cieties or individuals, Will lie charged as ad vert.isem uts. , > • < Job Wonk such as Pamphlets. Circulars, Cards. Blanks. Handbills etc., will be execu ted in good tyle and at. rewtnable rates. All letters addressed to tile Proprietor Wil? be promptly attended to. Old Probabilities. BY JOHN Q. SAXE. Who warns us of the coming storm, And hints of currents cd!d or warm, Which may affect th human form? Old Probabilities. Who It 11s the farmer when to sow, To plow, to plant, to reap, to mow. That plenty may her gifts bestow 1 . Old Probabilities. When men go on the sea in ships, Who telleth with p ophetic lips The time to start upon their trips? Old Probabilities. If ever human foresight fails. And mai ce ft Is the carper’s sails, Who feels the chip, nnwelcoro-gales? Oid Probabilities. With charily for others’ fault, Why should we make unkind assault. If short of truth sometimes should halt Old Probabilities. If knowledge comes with laps-- of years, Why spare we not our flippant sneers. And for the future have no feats Os Probabilities. Why look our gramlsires. as it came, WVatlier and wind of every name ? Because then quite u: known to fame . Were Probabilities. E’en now the people of Japan, Os Zangtiebar and Hindooetan, Must lay their plans as best they can Without Probabilities. l! aught of good is seeu to flow From knowing how the wind shall blow, Why net let all the wide world know Old Probabilities? E’en yet beyond the range earth, Where new-born >pirit- Had th-cir birth. We h-.pe ere lung ther nl be no dearth Os Probabilities? Society.—The pleasures of socie ty depend more upon fi-rnriles than others. Gentlemen expect hi be entertained, children are out of the question, and therefore il rests upon women what society shall be The pleasure ot an evening’s entertain mentis graduated by the capacity of the hostess to interest her visi tors in efcth other and make them forget their own identity,, or to be lost in the effort to make every one at ease. That is the secret, of true enjoyment, pome ladies will enter a drawing room or a social circle, where every tine appears like au iceberg, and tlie atmosphere is chilly and const ruined, and by their genial nature and well-time playfulness throw sunshine and warmth all over tlie 100 m, t»i! ill commingle in that easy yet dignified cordiality, that ever characterises true gentility.— Asa lady aptly express- and 11, the hostess is the key-note, . upon her depends the coucord of sweet sounds and their sweetest melody. The b'ussorn cannot tell what becomes of its odor, and no man can tell what becomes of his inliu ence and example, that roll away from him and go beyond bis ken on their perilous mission. Multitudes, in their haste to get rich, are ruined every year.- The men who do* things maturely, slowly, deliberately, are the men who oftenest succeed in life. Kind words are the flowers of earth’s existence ; .use them, and especially around the fireside - cir cle. They are jewels beyond price, and are powers il t.o heal the wound ed heart and make the weighed down spirit glad. Why Democrats Should Support Circe ley. On last Thursday Governor Sey mour, of New York, made a speech Onedia, iu that State, to a large assemblage of Democrats and Lib erals. Among other things he gave the following reasons why Demo crats should vote for Horace Gree ley, We are frqeuently asked by our political opponents how Democrats can support Horace Greeley, who was for .-o many years opposed to us, and who has so frequently and violently assailed our organization. We might parry this question* by pointing to differences which once existed betweec their p.»rty and its present leaders. They have de nounced us as men laboring to keep alive the elements opposed to the perpetuity of our nation, but now when we in a spirit of patriotism ate willing to make sacrifices in our feeling with the hope of uniting the country, they meet us again with the cry that we are acting in oppo sition to t. e traditions of a great and honorable party. Ido not sup pose that any answer which I shall give can satisfy those opposed to us, but 1 propose to meet this ques tion squarely, to vindicate ourselves in the eyes of the people of our country, and to satisfy our own minds that re are acting for the benefit of the whole country. If our object was merely a politi al scheme to elect Horace Greeley, I will admit that it would be incon sistent and unworthy of us ; but if, on the other hand, the present con dition of the country in sucli as to demand the sacrifice of our opin ions and old antipathies, then it is an honorable thing to lay our syrn pathies on the altar of our country. I cannot, surely, be accused of any personal interest in tlie election of Mr. Greeley. Our relations have never been of a friendly character. I have not had personal iutercourse with Mr. Greeley, nor do I expect to have. I can only stand up and urge you to vote for him as being a. man who would subserve the best interest of his country by laying aside all personal, pride, and who woald unite the people of the land. A man must not yield 10 despon dency, nor sit down in active des pairing, because he is in darkness. Some imes a few steps onward or upward, are all that are needed and he for want even of that little activ ity, may remain all his life beneath the cloud. Perhaps you have been ascending a mountain with the mist so thick before you that at u few feet from you not an object was visible, and so wet that it was like a dripping rain. Timidity and despondency say, in such a case, you had better turn back, a’ any rate lie by in the first shelter. But perhaps you will find a clear sky with a little more travel upward. Courage and hope say, Go on 1 Faith says, Go on ! higher up you will find light. So you go ou, and. at length, unexpectedly, at one sin gle step, you emerge into clear sun shine. Then all your troubles are forgotton. How glad’you are that you persevered, that you did not turn back; you would have lost this glorious sight, this magnificence of prospect, this pecuniarily of glory which you could have enjoyed only under these very circumstances, of precedii g mist and gloom. “You would have lost the sight of the clouds under you, and the atmos phere resting upon them as on a sea of chalcedony, smooth, soft, un dulating, and the summits of the mountains all mound glittering with ice and snow. And you would have lost the glory of the breaking up and trooping away of these cloud congregations, as the depart ure of an army with banners, and the revelation of the unveiled world as anew creation.— Geo. B. Chee ver. Bishop Ptrsico has appointed Rev. M, Cullinan, of Columbus, Georgia, to succeed Father O Reily as pastor of the Catholic Church in Atlanta. • Father Cullinan will enter upon the dischaige of his duties im mediately. Most of the delegates who came here last week to attend the Blan ton Duncan Convention, now plead not guilty to the soft impeachment. Titey say that their only business in Louisville was to witness the opening of the Exposition.— Cour ier Journal. The acting Comissioner of Inter ual Revenue decides, that on and after October Ist, 1872, no stamps will be required upon checks,drafts and orders, except such as are drawn at sight, or on demand, up on banks, bankers and trust com panies. He also decides, that on and after that date, no stamps are necessary upon fore gn bills of ex change. Perform} a good deed, speak a kind word bestow a pleasant smile, and you will receive one in return. The happiness you bestow upon oth ers, is reflected back in your own bosom. CUTHBERT, GEORGIA, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 18, 1872. Wliat jVoiiitiiafrd GiTrley Senator Stockton, of New Jersey, in a recent speech said : This anion of Democrats and Liberal Republicans means that we are determined to make this coun try free, happy and united. No other power under Heaven but that patriotic desire could have brought the whole Democratic par ty down to the feet of Horace Gree ley. Though a life long Protec tionist his name went to Cincinnati and conquered the Free Traders; and his name was then carried to Baltimore, and all my power eouid hardly keep the la-t remnant of the New Jersey delegation from going for him. Does any one dare now to say that his nomination was. the work of the politicians ? I never saw a politician who wanted it. It was the work of the people. It started at the South, and the Northern peo pie took up the cry, and it raDg from the Lakes to the Gulf and from the Atlantic to Jthe Pacific. — The Democrats from California in the Senate came to me and whis pered that the news had gone to California by telegivph, and that they had goue lor Horace Greeley ; and we whimpered among ouiselv.es what a terrible thing it was that the whole party was going for him. No, Mr. Greeley’s nomination was not the work, of politicians; it was the voice of the people crying out against a corrupt and incapable gov ernment. The Cotton Crop, Owing to the recent hot weather the drouth, aud the ravages of the catepillar, the cotton crop has ma tured prematurely and a great many producers being compelled to sell in order to meet their obligations for guano aud supplies, an unusu ally large amount has been hurried into market up to this time, and tlie result is, the price is much low er than it ought to be, the short ness of the crop considered. This state of things ought not to contin ue long, and w ill not if those who are able to hold their crops will do so until the temporary emergency is past. Those who have obligations to meet, should do so promptly, unless further indulgence be gran ted them ; bjtt all who are free from enthrallments should hold ou to their cotton and demand remunerative prices. The world must have cot ton —must have all that is made, and planters should take avantage of t iis fact and make themselves masters of the situation in spite the tricks Os monopolies and rings; and those who have placed them selves at tlie mercy of creditors, should profit by the experience of the past, and keep out of debt. Let us make our own fertilizers hereaf ter, raise our own provisions and tobacco, make our own clothes and be independent. — Cartersville Stan dard. The Size of Cotton Bales.— The great diversity in the size of cotton bales has b on the subject of much comment during late years among tlie cotton men, and it is as serted that this causes no little in convenience to cotton merchants and snippers. Several plans have been proposed whereby this trouble might be overcome, but the most feasible which we have seeu is the proposed adoption by planters of packing boxes of a standard size.— Uniformity of size would produce nearly a uniformity of weight, aud a great assistance would be render ed not only to cottou merchants but to the planting community it self. It might not be inappropi iate for tlie Savannah Cotton Exchange take this matter into considera tion. There L no doubt that its ado, lion would be of practical ben efit, although the change might not meet with favor in some quarters. —Savannah News. Dress Plainly on Sunday.—l. It would lessen the burdens of many who find it hard to maintain their places in society. 2. It would lessen the force of temptations which often lead men aud women to barter their honor aud honesty for display. 3. If there w - as less strife in dress, at church, people in moder ate circumstances would be more inclined to attend. 4. Universal moderation in dress at church would improve the wor ship of many wandering thoughts. 5 It would enable ail classes to at tend church better in unfavorable weather. 6 It would lessen, on the part of the lich, the temp.ation to vanity. 7. It w’ouid lessen, on the part of the poor, the temptations to be en vious and malicious. 8. It would save valuable time on the Sabbath, 9. It would relieve our means from a serious pressure, and thus enable us to do mrire for good en terprises. Recipe from and exchange ; “Just before going to bed, eat two pig’s feet and avoid apple pie. In less lhau an hpur you will see a snake larger than a hawser, devouring light Llue-haired children which have j ust escaped from a monster with sorrel eyes and a redhot over coat- A Hardshell Sermon. My dyin congregation, it re joiceth me much to-nite to see such a pert change turn out to hear {found doctrine: You will find thy texin Cronikles page 240. For as a ring in a bullocks’ snout or a rudder in a ship’s stun so is Darters of Zoin toted away by the foolish fashuns of this evil genera tion, ar. Never sense Adam was a baby, nor Eave talked to the old sarpent how to make her fig leaf Dolly Var de.n, hev ther been such a muss about dress. That beef eator Dick ens, and his gal Dolly Yarden, hev made more citement about duds and war uni, than I ever hern afore in my born day by a hull runnot full. Our gals are plumb crazy. Hit just knocks the hind sites ofen enny thing axstant, as shure as you are lisnin to my gospel tones, ar. For as a ring in a bullock’s snout ora rudder in a ship’s stun, so are the foolish fashuns of this evil gen erashun, ar. My dyin congregashun, you must travel all over the yearth from Dan to Barsbeba, and I’ll stan treat for the hud meetin that thar aint no plase under the broad cauister of the hevins, end lur a full hundred years thar haint bin a worse set of det bound men than now grazes ou the common paster of God’s green yearth an you can no more git munny out en em, than you cau git blood out en a turnip, good licker outen stump water, or musiok outen a jackass, for tother haft has got a t ing in his snout an he has to come to the lick log. She can raise the money for the theator, for the cyrcus, for the side sho, but if you want a bill set tled for medessins, for grocerys, for you preacher or your printer, you stand no sho, for Dolly Yarden has cleaned urn of the last red. Fashun has trumped you outen kingdum cum, ar. For as a ring in a bullock’s snout or a rudder in a si)ip’s stun, so is the darters of Zion toted away by the foolish fashions of this evil gener ashnn. My dying congregashun, on the road to perdishun, sistern of Dollily, toss your purty heads, humb your self, and go git no eternity. The likes of you cut on the hardshell baptist bed by your finery and fine daocin, trim Samson’s licks, get ashy, and turn yourself into a pil ler of salt at the destrneshun of Sod om, and sale away tucky buzard stile an lite in the scum of fashun. You are jest like unto a peacock hoo spreads his tale, bucks his eyes an seams to say here’s your bird, your Dolly Varden, salin along and aint carin a copper for all creation and the rest of woman kind, just a spiedin yourself like a little bantnm hen on a full settin of goose eggs, ar. 0 For as a ring in a bullock’s snont or a rudder in ship’s stun so is the •Darters of Zion toted away by the foolish fashuns of this evil gener ation, ar. What shall I liken these darters of fashun to ? They are liken unto that same peacock hoo spreads tiis tail, stiffens his neck and thinks he is just a leetle of the purtyest bird that ever spread a Dolly Varden: but when lie takes a peep at his underpinnin lie loses all his starch and paints and looks as humble as a step child, and as serious as a jackass in a thunder storm, and I’ll stan treat if you wood take haff the wimmen an wash off the starch and paint, taue down their hair, put away their incidentals, shed their Dolley Vardens, as they will be liken unto that poor bird that wern’t aware of his weakness till he looked at his feet. But hits the fashun Dolly Yarden is all the go. See a Dolly on shoe heels as high as a derbiu wheel, shfe wiggles along like a cripple snake—O, it’s the fash un. See urn’humped up like a cat goin’ to war—O, it’s my Dolly Var den, hits all ihe fashun. I’m power ful feared the last one of um is sold to the Fillistines—a gone goslin, ar. For as a ring in a bullock’s snout or a rudder in a ship’s stun, so is the Darter’s of Zion toted away by the foolish fashuns df this evil gen eration, ar. My dying congregashun, I went up to Nashville tother day to see the Exposishun, an I tell you I seed a powerful site of scenery, and the hull face of the yeath was kivered with Dolly Vardens. Thar was your Dolly Varden-stores, grocerys, barber and beer shops, shugar and lasses, . ice ' c ream saloons and white ginger oakes to cokes um down with, an Varden saloons with Varden licker an a Yarden women to mix it an stock the kerds on you to boot, and drat her Dolly Yarden skin, she ukered me outen a peart chance of greenbacks, but thank the Lord she can’t do it again, ar. For as a ring in a bullock’s snout or a rudder in a ship’s stun, so is the Darteis of Zion toted away by the foolish fashun of this evil gener ation, ar. My pashunt hearers, did you ev er see a bull with a rope in his snout an a rope fastened to hit? He is as stubborn as old King Fareo, but he will come to the pull ol the rope every 7 time. 8o take a fashun luv in woman with a will as stubborn as a bull, but fashun has got the ring in her snout and she will come to time every pull, ar. For as a ring in a bullock’s snout or a rudder in a ship’s stun, so is the Darters of Zion toted away by the foolish fashuns of this evil gen eration, ar. My fellow travelers on the road to kingdum cum, I once node a man —whether in sperits or not I can’t say, but he was mity feller to brag. Ho went possum huutin and sed be would do the climin for the crowd; he coud lift a possum down outen a treo as easy as a woman coud lift her baby 7 outen the cradle. He sed he was the best tree dimer that ever skinned a saplin or t rod sho lether, so when the dogs treed he j est shed his coat and up he went, an when he cotch possum, lo it was a big coon, and he preyed from the very bottom of his gizzard for somo one to hope turn it loose, for he was in torment—ar—thirty, feet from ter ry firmy. So will hit be with a man who marries a follower of Dol ly Yarden. He will pray to be de livered when hit am everlastiuly and eternally too late, ar hallyluger, ar—for Dolly has got the ring in his snout an he is a gone sucker for evei;, ar—and she is a stearin him to everlastin an final destruction, ar. Amen, ar. We will wind up the services by singing the 240. fashunable are: The Lord he made a happy par, And put inn in the garden, But the ooinan she took fig leaves And made a Dolly Varden. Under a s wee tin apple tree, In a deep shade in the garden, The sarpent told her when and how To make a Dolly Varden. Help Your Town. The following from an exchange, is true as preaching, and our people should keep the views contained l in the article constantly in mind: Tlie way to make a town is to help as much as possible every in dustry in our midst. Judiciously aid every enterprise that promises to add streugth and character to the place. If your neighbor builds a bouse, help him to pay for it. If you are a property holder every new house strengthens you, and it is but right to reciprocate. Don’t hide a dollar with a pen Dy. Look ahead. Consider what is best for you in the long run. Don’t be so jealous. If you can draw advantage from an -enterprise forwarded by an enemy, support it if it even does enrich him. Should a man start up a legitmate business in an obscure part of the town, whether or no a friend or •even an acquaintance, say a good word for him whenever occasion presents itself —it will cost you nothing, and may do him incalcula ble good—always remembering that ‘bread cast upon the waters, will re turn after many days.” A Bad Memory.— There was once a good old lady whose great age effected her in little less than in her memory. She bad forgotten nearley all her past life and could not remember the names of her nearest relations. But she never forgot, and being very sensitive on the point, she endeavored in all sorts of crafty way s to conceal her weak ness in this respect. One day an old friend cajled on her, and in the course of conversation a Mr. Jacob Peters was mentioned. The old la dy pricked up her ears and tried to look kno-wing. To save her life she could not remember who Mr. Peters was. tdod made both tears and laughter, and both for kind pur poses; for as laughter enables mirth and surprise to breathe free so tears entable sorrow to vent itself patiently# Tears hinder sor row from becoming despair, and laughter is one of the very privi leges of reason, lt is one of the beautiful com pensations.of this life that no one can sincerely try to help another without helpiug himself. A Question Answered. “Can any one tell why, when Eve was manufactured from one of Adam’s rib’s, a hired girl wan’t made at same time to wait on her?” “We can, easy ! Because Adam never came whining to Eve with a ragged stocking to be darned, a col lar string to bs sewed on, or glove to be mended “right away quick now !” Because he never read the newspaper until the sun got down behind the palm trees and then stretching himself, yawned out “Ain’t supper almost ready, my dear?” Not he! He made the fire, and hung over the tea kettle himself, we’ll venture and pulled the radishes, peeled the bananas and did every thing else that he’d ought to. lie milked the cow, fed the chick ens and looked after the pigs him self. He never brought home half a dozen friends to dinner, when Eve hadn’t any fresh pomegranates, and the mango season was over. He nev er stayed until 11 oYlock to a ward meeting,hurrahing for anout-aud-out candidate, and then scolded because poor, dear Eve was sitting up and crying inside the gates. Ho never played billiards, nor drove fast horses, nor choked Eve with cigar smoke. He never loafed around corner groceries, while solitary Evo was rocking little Cain’s cradle at home. In short he did’nt think she was specially created for the purpose of waiting on him, and was’nt under the impression that it disgraced a man to lighten his wife’s cares a little. That’s the reason that Eve did not need a hired girl, and we wish it was the reason that none of her fair decendants did. ‘Yes, yes,’ said she, cunningly; ‘Jacob Peters! Certainly, certain ly, I remember. But just lets un derstand each otheff. People do make such mistakes, you know, when they don’t fix things all straight at first. Now tell me exactly what Jacob Peters you mean.’ ‘Why, don’t you remember Ja cob?” cried the visitor. ‘Jacob was youi first husband.' The old lady ntused. ‘Jacob Pe tere, ’ said she. ‘Why, yes, I be lieve he was my husband, or some thing of that kind.’ Clems ol’ Thought. 110 who interferes between man and wife, must be prepared to fight two. A great part of mankind employ their first years to make their last miserable. It is dangerous, to attack a man whom you have deprived of all means ot escape. Men give good advice, but they cannot give the sense to make the right use of it. If a man cannot find ease within himself, it is to little purpose to seek it anywhere else. There is nothing more to be won dered at, than that men who have lived long enough should wonder at anything. Those are presumed to be the best counsels which come from them that advise against their own inter ests. The mind is like a trunk; if well packed, it holds almost everything ; if ill-packed, next to nothing. If you would relish your food, la bor for it; if yoa would enjoy your raiment, pay for it before you wear it; if you vould sleep soundly take a clear conscience ti bed with you. The mind is like the body it in habits—exercise can strengthen as indolence can weaken it—they are both improved by discipline, both ruined by neglect. Time wears slippers of list, and his tread is noiseless. The days come sdftly dawning one after an other; they creep in at the windows; their fresh morning air is grateful to the lips that part of it; their mu sic is sweet to the ear§ that listen to it; until, before w'e know it, a whole life of days has possession of the citadel, and time has taken us for its own. By private letters from Knoxville, Tenn., we learn that the trial of D. M. Nelson for the murder of Gen eral J. H. Clanton, which was set for last Thursday, was postponed by agreement of counsel until the Tuesday after the fourth Mon day iu January next.—Montgom ery Mail. Corn Crop of 1872. —Grain men of Chicago estimate the corn crop of this year at twelve hundred and fifty million bushels—the largest ev er raised in the United States. They have had a killing frost iu. all the Northeastern Btates, but corn is generally out of the reach of barm, NO 42. Ingratitude. Shakspeare, who knew nothing of railways and telegraphs, cotton gins and corn ‘shelters, had never the pleasure even of a personal acquaintance with Dolly Varderior Victoria Woodhull, and who proht bly parted his hair in the middl*f in spite of these disadvantages, al-" ways held a level head on humaa nature. lie knew and could de scribe that crooked and inexplicable thing as well, if not better, than any man. Although his powers were taxed to their extreme capaci ty, yet he was able lo grasp the rainbow elements of female charac ter and mould them in the beautiful creations of a Juliet, Portia, Oph*- lia and Cordelia. This magnificent, universal genius tells us that a thankless child bears a tooth sharp* er than a serpent, aud ingratitude is more to be hated than lying, thieving, drunkenness, or any other vice which inhabits our frail blood. Ingratitude is as common as it is horrible. How few have honest thanks for their daily bread. We are all children of a common parent, and yet we are thankless and thoughtless, and seldom lift our eyes with our hearts in gratituds to tlie author of our life aud every blessing. How oblivious are we of the benefits conferred by the ele ments, of air, food, fire and water I W ithdraw from us either of these never fully appreciated essentials to existence and happiness, and we soon perish. We have friends and a country whose privilege it i» to be loved, and a God to be adored. We have the sun by day aud the moon and the heavens by night, fretted with golden fire, to thank and admire. Our eyes catch inspi ration fro'm the blue mountains, the rolling ocean and the lightning’s flash; our ears music from the whispering winds, the thunder’s roar and the cataract’s dash ; our sense of smell is gratified by the breath of roses aud violets, and our taste by the tenants and products of earth, sea aud air. We find ser mons in stones, books in running brooks, and philosophy in the ever lasting hills. With hearts to feel; with mental faculties of inbdite power, and hopes, and inspirations which tell us we live beyond the grave, rarely, in siucerity and in truth, do we make any grateful re turns. We are not only fearfully and wonderfully made, but become soon ungratefully educated in thought and heart. The sick only value health; the captive, liberty; the poor, wealth; the stranger, home and friends; and the poor lunatic, the inestimable joy of a sound mind in a sound body. lie was a true philosopher who could dance and sing with only one whole shirt to his back, but be was a greater, (one that even the laugh* ing Democritus would eory) who, superior to fate, could carry a merry and grateful heart under dirt and rags. We would go a thousand miles to touch that man’s hand, however bloody the chasm. Such a man is richer than the king of Ly dia, wiser than a Solomon and more powerful than Napoleon, Caesar or Alexander united. He has right fully conquered, not only the world,- but one mightier—himself. Good Rules, — The following rules for the government of chil dren are said to have been of great service to many successful teach ers : When you refuse, refuse fi nally. When you punish, punish goodnaturedly. Commend often.— Never scold. “ Clara, I love but thee alone! ” Thus s-ighed a tender youth. “Oh hear me thou ! My passion own, my trembling lips, in earnest tone. Indeed, I speak the truth !” He paused: the blush o’erspread her cheek—she let him draw her near. Scarce for emotion could she speak, yet still she asked, in accents meek, “ How much havo you a year ?*' Poor Printer. —Enter the open door, open now and ever more; step briskly on the inside doot, and settle w ith the printer poor. He waits with heart so sore, and can* not wait much mure; exhausted in his little store, he’s “ gone up if you miss the door.” —At a trial not long since, one of the witnesses,and old ladyofsomw eighty years, was closely questioned by the opening counsel relative to the clearness of her eye-sight; ‘Can you see me ?’ he said. ‘Yes,’ was the answered. How well can you see me, persisted the lawyer. ‘Well enough,* responded the lady, ‘to see that you | are neither a negro, an Indian nop ! a gentleman,’ . .