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OJJ) SERIES-YOL. X- NO. 46 CEDARTOWN. GA.. T
tbk ■n.inro nous.
Yon good old Bow, stand quietly now,
And don't be turning your heat this way.
You’re looking for Donald, it's alaia to see,
BuGhe won't be here todsy.
Nobody came with me, dear old Boa, t ;
Not! even to earry my pail; for, yoe see.
Donald’s gone whistling down the Jaaa,
Ana DOuald is vexed with me. ’.
And dll because of a trifling thi«h H
He tsked me a question, and I said “Nay."
I never dreamed that be would not gaess
It w»» only a woman’s way. .
I wonder if Daniel has ever learned
The motto of "Try aad try again.”
I think, if be had, it.might hi. ve been
He bad not learned in vain. i
And there needn’t have stretched between
its two,
On this fair evening, tlfr meadow wide.
And I needn’t have milked’alone to-night,
With nobody at my side.
Whati was it be said to me yeeterdve,
' 6oqething about—about my eyes?
It’s strange how clever.that DimaU Can be;
That is, whenever he tries; ~ - - ■
Now, Bossy, otd oow, you
That I’ve cried a little w
Nor, don’t yon sear?- it is
What Donald may obobee
If hefchoset«gd whistling.
I chose to dag glyjr
fwiStnS
Bnt iris Irmelg
Now isn't it Bossy dear?
I—hark! who* that? Ob, Donald, It's you!
Did yon speak?—excuse nte—what did
yon any?
“May you carry my pail.” Well, yee; at
I suppose, if von try, yon may,
Bnt, Donold, if I had answered No,
Do you think it .would have occurred to
you '
Not to he vexed at a woman’s way,
Bnt to try what coaxing would do?
HOW HE PUNISHED KEK.
He would show her what it msfigt
to rebel against him. True, she had
asked him to let her go to bar mother
who was ill but who would attend to
his wants if she went? He had made it
plain enough to her;, what more could
she expect? But she was not satisfied.
She bad declared her intention of going
anyhow, and she had said she did not
see any reason why she should stay
away when her mother needed her so
much. It was only a few hour’s ride,
and she would come straight heck just
as soon as mamma was better. Robert
was angry, hut when he thought ’it
over he would surely see that she was
right.
She had reasoned so, and putting to
gether a few articles which she would
need, she locked np her things secure
ly, went down stairs and told Jones,
the waiting-man to Bay to his master
that she would only be gone two days.
Leaving everything in Jones’ care, she
went ont into tho street, hailed a cab,
and was driven to the train.
Robert Nesbit received her message
and became deeply indignant. He felt
His anthhrv
"set aside, his comfort ig
nored, and he determined to make her
feel t^e weight of bis displeasure. He
would punish her so severely that she
would never again defy him.
He went to his office, but was so
silent and gram all day that his part
ner wondered. Next day he did not
come until about noon, when he an
nounced his intention of leaving the
city. This was a sudden resolve, but
the former said nothing. Nesbit was
a peculiar man, and liked no interfer
ence in his affairs. He only asked: “If
letters come, to what point should they
be forwarded?”
“Send none until you hear from me,
for I have not decided yet where I
shall go,” was the reply.
A we€k passed—two, three, then a
month had rolled away, and no word
had come from him. His partner had
a letter from his wife, saying that she
had written to her husband again and
again, and received no reply. “Was
he ill? Was he away? What "was the
matter?”
.He wrote telling her all he knew,
which was simply that his partner had
gone away some weeks before.
Laurel had never so needed a hus
band’s consoling love. Her mother, to
whom she had been devoted, lay on the
bed of death, and her anguish at seeing
this dear friend about to leave her was
augmented by her husband’s unjust
and' cruel "treatment. Her delicate
health was failing, her suffering was
intense. If her husband would only
come! Each time the bell rang her
heart would give a quick throb, and
cease beating.
At last the suspense of watching and
waiting the blow that would surely
fall was ended. The blow fell, the
good, kind mother smiled on her for
the lasttime, and died with her loving
eyes fixed upon her child.
After the funeral she returned to the'
city and went straight to the office, but
her husband had not sent any news of
his whereabouts. With a stilling heart'
she turned away. She then went to
their home, but there she met with dis
appointment also. The house was closed
and locked up, the servants were all
gone, and there was no one there to tell
tier anything. There was nothing to do
but to return to the depot and wait for
tlie train to take her back to her girl
hood’s home. In a few hours she was
hack sobbing in her brother's arms.
She tcld him all, aud asked him what
she must do. The dark' Hght'-that
flashed into his eyes boded no good for.
his brother-in-law should lie meet him
in his presort state, bnt be told her he
would attend to it for Her; she must go
now add lie down.
Bnt rest was impossible; sleep was
far off from the wide dark eyes. They
were bright and her brow and cheeks
were burning; before night she was de
lirious with fever.
On the same day that Laurel was in
quiring for him at home her husband in
a distant city chanced to pick up a
newspaper, and read this notice: “Died.
at Clarmount, near the town of ,
Mrs. Ellswood, of Walter <1.
EUswood and Mrs. Robert Nesbit.”
“Good heavens! Laurel’s mother
deadly And he had acted as be .1)
about his wife’s going! He bad never
thought her mother’s illness anything.
What would every one think of him?
He must hasten home at once.”
He noticed the date of the paper and
aawdbat Mrs. Ellswood had died seve
ral days before. He hurriedly packed
bis valise, went to the telegraph office
andwired his partner that he would be
home as soon as he could possibly get
there,
He went straight to the depot and
bought a through ticket for home. He
knew it was useless to go to his house;
it was locked and he had the keys. He
knew there would be no one at the of
fice. He could not goout to Clarmount
until the next train which left in two
hours., He could only go to the nearest
telegraph station and send a message to
let, them know he was coming. He
was just writing the message when he
heprd his name called. He looked
firotmd. One of the yonng men in the
-Office handed him a message which had
just been received, addressed to “Dar-
letgh, of Nesbit, Darieigh & Co.” It
contained these words:
Wire Nesbit at once, if you can; his
wife is very low. W. G. Ellswood.
“I think this message concerns you
more than it does your partner, Mr.
Nesbit. There is no necessity to send
It out to his house?”
“But the operator received no reply.
Looking in Nesbit’s he face saw that it
was deathly in its hue. He offered him
a chair, but the stricken man only
wrote the reply: “Coming; meet me
at the station,” and walked ont of the
office.
He went straight to the depot, where
he had to wait a short while that seem
ed an eternity before the train moved
out. On the way his thoughts were
fall of remorseful agony. He had acted
unpardonably. He had been very hard
and cruel toward his young wife, and
now she was very ill, probably dying,
and he not with her. He felt that his
cruelty In leaving her without a word
bad its share in bringing on her illness.
The carnage was waiting for him at
the station. The driver said in reply to
his eager inquiry:
“Miss Laurel is very low.”
“Rapidly he was dnven to the house
where he had spent so many pleasant
evenings, where he had first met Laurel
in the bloom of ber girlhood, his own
sweet Laurel; would she know him?
Oh, merciful God! would she be living?
At last the house was reached, and he
sprang from the caniage. At the steps
Walter met him.
“How is she?” was all he could utter.
“Just alive,” answered the
eoldly, not taking His proffered*hand.
‘May I see her at once?” asked the
now utterly crushed and remorsef y)
man.
“She had asked for you^ Of course I
cannot refuse her wish. Sne has jut
recovered consciousness. She heard the
carriage.and is expecting you.”
Silently Robert followed the brother
of his wife into the room of death. As
they entered Laurel raised her hand and
stretched it feebly toward her husband.
A sweet smile lit up her pallid face, her
bright, sunken eyes. He bent over her
and kissed her lips, her forehead; he
was shaking like one in a chill. He
bent down by her and held her hand in
both of his.
“I am very sick, Robert, I am so glad
you have come, for the doctor says I
must die. Oh, Robert, my husband,
how can I leave you and my baby, our
baby, our little girl. You will have to
take my place as well as your own to
our little one. Robert, she will have no
mother. Never mind, dearest, don’t
grieve so. You must keep a brave
heart for baby’s sake. I will meet
mamma sooner than I thought.”
A spasm of pain passed over the beau
tiful features and made her oblivious to
all around. Robert knelt looking at her
in blank misery. He was powerless to
relieve her. He rose and bent over her
in agony. He called her name wildly,
begged her to forgive him and live for
him. He cursed himself and In the
next breath he prayed with tremulous
fervor that she might be spared, only a
while.
‘Oh God! I cannot stand It. I cannot
bear it” he groaned as he flung himself
down on the bed beside her, The move
ment roused her and she laid her hand
on his head.
“Robert, darling you Must not give
up’ this way. I am weak, Robert, I
must—kiss me, my husband, our baby
—take care of her—good-bye.”
The yonng life had gone ont from the
beautiful form. The baby was already
dead, bnt they Bad not told her. Both
were buried in one gfava The grass is
green upon it to-day, and Robert lives
on with the shadow of that grave always
falling over him. He is a changed man.
The old imperious temper is subdued.
If a sadder, he is also a gentler and no
bler man.
Nature never intended for anyone to
wash down his food while eating. She
has wisely placed salivary glands in va
rious places in oar months; they secrete
a fluid for the moistening, besides a
chemical action at the food after masti
cation. Tills gets the food in a suita
ble condition for swallowing. Drink
ing every few minutes while eating
prevents the usual flow of saliva; also.it
Washes it down before it can have a
chemical action of certain portions of
the food. Une of the most pernicious
habits to'health is drinking several
tumblers of water while eating; better
drink warm drinks. The fltomach will
not digest one particle of food when it
has a temperature below 100 degrees of
Fahrenheit; neither will it digest one
atom of food until all the fluid is first
absorbed. No healthy person should
drink more than a half-pint of same
mild fluid while taking food, and dys
peptics should not dnnka drop while
they are eating, ner for three or four
The great tattooers among European
people are French soldiers and French
criminals. The idler and more disrep
utable the man, the more time be pas
ses under artest, the more tahe likely to
be tattooed. The long vacuous leisure
of prisons, barracks mud guard-rooms is
relieved by the art of tattooing. Ver
million and China ink are chiefly used,
and a vast number of emblems are en
graved on the human frame. Mere fan
tastic pictures are most common, then
come amatory devices, hearts, clasped
hands, and the like, patriotic and reli
gious and professional symbols, and so
forth. One man was decorated with a
picture of a carriage, coronet aud all, in
which a lady sat and watched the efforts
of two grooms to control her fiery
horses. Sometimes the caricature of
Prince Bismarck is tattooed. Shoe
makers and carpenters decorate them
selves with pictures emblematic of their
trade. Two foils aad a mask are the
“moko,” as the New Zealanders say, or
tattooed crest of a fenrar; a gunmaker
marks his arm with fee picture of a
pistol. A man's body sometimes be
comes his dossier, a record of his oaraer,
and may he of considerable use to the
police. Criminals often proclaim their
bad luck, as they think it, in the tat
tooed inscriptions on their arms. Some
write “no lack” (pas de chance), some
proclaim more poetically that they are
“bom under an evil star.” One philos-
pher has been known to tattoo himself
thus (he was a pessimistic jail-bird),
“the past disappointed me, the present
torments me, the future appals me”—a
bitter experience of life; The inscrip
tion mort aux officieis Francois is from
the arm of a rebellious private. The
criminal class in Italy is not less addict
ed to tattooing than the am order in
France. Tattooing has sadly dwindled
from a sacred and secret rite in the
Marquesas islands to the employment
of the leisure of thieves add undis
ciplined. soldiers in Europe. Oddly
enough, these latter very frequently
tattoo themselves with religious em
blems, their religion being probably
much on a level with that of the South
Sea islanders. Luck, and the hope of
securing luck by the use of superstitious
devices is at the bottom of both creeds.
Oddly enough the famous claimant was
not tattooed while the originol Roger
had been a good deal tattooed in his
boyhood. In this case, as in many
others, tattooing has proved of service
to law and police. Criminals, who
have all the interest possible in being
unrecognizable, are just the persons
who perversely stamp themselves with
marks that are practically indellible.
A slap from an open hand on the place
will often bring out the old mark in red,
at whatever pains the wearer may
have been to efface the decoration.
THe Indira Cora Crop.
The November report of the Depart
ment of Agriculture gives the total
yield of the Indian corn crop this year
as approximately 1,577,000,000 bushels.
“ te_isASOfiEt tim product
bushels
short of the' crop of 188^, notwithstand
ing a large increase of acreage. This
is the third crop “in succession,” we
are told, “below an average, following
six successive crops above an average
yield, or twenty-six bushels per acre,”
and the quality of the crop in the
frosted belt is said to be very poor.
This report is not flattering, but it will
be well if the present deficiency of the
com harvest turns out to he no greater
than the department estimates it. The
Chicago correspondent evidently fears
that the crop is generally overestimated,
and states that “Iowa has not enough
com for home consumptiou,” while
Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michigan
are virtually in the same predicament.
Though it is nutjikely that there will
be 'any scarcity of com in this country
before the crop of 1881 is secured, the
feet that for three successive years this
most important of all our cereal crops
should have been cut short by untimely
Northwestern treats emphasizes the ex
pediency of extending its cultivation
south of the thirty-eighth parallel. Un
less the spring opens early in the North
west and the com can get a good start
so as to mature before the middle of
September, it is always liable to injurious
frosts. The great stream of tropical
vapor traversing the United States in
summer (under which alone can be
found the temperature and rainfall
necessary for the perfection of this
tropical plant) is projected from the
Gulf coast, and after reaching the
Missouri and Ohio valley is deflected
eastwardly to the west end of Lake
Erie. Within the area overspiead by
this “vapor plane,” and a small rain
belt southwest of lake Michigan, we
must look hereafter for our chief supply
of com. Next year especially it is to
be greatly desired that the acreage of
com within this area shall be largely in
creased.- -
Bon Ton Ffiper.
. “The latest agony in. fashionable
writing paper is the dove and turtle
green shades, of note size,” said the
manager of the stationery department
of a large book store, in answer to an
inquiry. “As you see, they are really
very pretty colon, and there is a large
demand for them. Bines of all tints
continue to he fashionable.”
“Is there anything specially new in
the shapes of papers!”
“No, it is only in the shades, the
regular sized commercial, note being
the standard thing. In correspondence
cards this style, known as the ‘ragged
edge,’ is still the favorite. You will
see that we also have a large lme of
these cards which are stamped or hand-
painted in the comer. The designs
mostly asked fdr are those decorated
with flowers.”
“What direction does fashionable
taste take-in the matter of calling cards? ’ ’
“Light weight cards are the proper
thing ladies using the large size and
gentlemen the small.”
“And how about dinner cards?”
“The small hand-painted ones are
mostly used. We have a variety of
different figures, bat the favorite ones
are landscapes and Sowers. Silk dinner
cards are still called for, but' not so
much as formerly. Here is a line of
the same kind which are attracting a
good deal of attention. Yon see they
are of all shades, and they have these
little silver and gilt Venetian orna
ments in the comer.”
“Is there anything especially near
coming ont for the holiday trade in
writing papers?”
“No, not any new style in shape, tint
or size. Everything new in this line
seems to be in the way of
cabinets for holding paper. I have
seen some inmli'ilreigni in them. The
materials meetly naed in their eonstruet
i<» are silk, plush and
Long Utah.
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Type. Eorder, Ornaments.
Of the very latest design". and all order,
fur Job Work wilt be executed neatly,
cheaply and promptly. -
The Mootville section of
is a paradise tar (rid people,
radios of two miles from Allyn’s
tain, that histone knob on the
river midway between New London
Norwich, are to be found more
people than in any other part of
State. There seems to be a subtle,
defined something in the air that
old people to live on and on '
and to keep their spirits buoyant in
litter abeence of hope of ever being
to cross the dark nvor and join
friends on the other shore. A
months ago Noah Champman, the
eat Mason in the State of
died at the age of ninety-seven
and six months, and only a short
before that Gay C. Stoddsnl, of
Ferry, a hero of the war of 1812
away at nearly the same age.
these men were active workers in fee
troublous time of our late war' wife ,
Great Britain, and lent invaluable SSf,
at fee time when Commodore Decatur's
fleet was blockaded in the Thames
river by the British squadron. Ife
histone old earthworks, now ermabied
and green wife age on the top of Allyn’s
mountain, which were created by Defer’
tor to prevent the British from sasonfl-
ing the river, have barely ont lasted fee
Uvea of these two remarkably aged man.
Across fee liver from here, in tt
are more than a boots of elderly
all of whom are widowed pensioners
the war of 1812.
D'reetly opposite Ailyu’s
on the west bank of toe Thames,
this town, are the beautiful grounds
the Kitem ang association, and
tarn of Norwich genii man who
down here summers to oath catfish
pi ly bmoale and vsif their can
Directly m the rear of their park
the humble cottage of Marvin
who ia now in Ids hundredth year,
will be one hundred next spring il
lives. And yet this man of so -a
years does not look a b.t over aixt;
He is an old farmer fisherman and u! I
lavcriteof the Kite mangers, and the r
guests a; e invar ably given to peep -i I
the old gentlemen. Nor should fa
worthy spouse be considered at a
bee.ward in coining forward with
great sge. She is eighty-seven and hi I
just Celebrated her birthday. Tho oi ■
easiou was a phenominal one.
aore-tture. children of the fifth get >
eratiun wire present, bnt none wet
younger and none seemed to enjc
themselves better than Mr. Smith hua
seif. Mrs, Smith took asmuoh interei
in the kirtuday reunion as would
young girL She got ont some bedqoilt
work and to sot an example for her.
nieces and grand-nieces, and d moxeljt
stitched and chatted with the i
She comes of a family remarkable
their longevity. During the day, wil
ont the aid ot her glasses, she
letters in a bold, round hand to each
ber three sisteia, Mrs. Eunice Deer,
Waterbary, aged eighty-four;
Prudence Lord, of Qriawold,
ninety-term; '"Mrs: Charity
Mystic, aged seventy-eight The com
bined ages of these five persons aggre
gate 441 yean. Mrs. Smithis of Mystic
stock,
Mr. Smite is a small, wrinkled man
with a long, white beard, which is the
only feature suggestive of his great age.
He is a tittle hard of hearing, bnt reads
without the aid of glasses. He is act
ive as ever, and goes ont to oyster in
his tittle rowboat as easily and as handi
ly as tie did ten years ago.
“How does it feel to be a hundred
years old,~ Mr. Smith?" ashed the re
porter.
“I don’t know as.it feels any dif
ferent than it did when I was fifty years
old,” was the reply. “1 don’t I eel any
older now than I did twenty-five years
ago.”
The old man is not sautions for news
paper notoriety, and some times is de
cidedly non-communicative. Again,
when bis interest is excited, he will
talk munteruptedly for hoars upon the
changes that have come over the world
siaoe he was a boy. He saw the first
steamboat that ever came up the river,
he bought the first stove that was ever
used in this town and lived down the
opposition el liis town people in oonse
quenca. He had lived Jong enough to
have a railroad run through his front
yard, and he had noted the successful
rise of the telegraph and the telephone
and the spread of newspapers. All
these things interest him, ss he is posted
on the wurla’s work; “but for a man of
my time of life,” says he, “I must be
looking toward other thau these pony
inventions of men.”
•fieri
As every American knows wbo has
visited London, the underground rail
way system is one of the most extraor-
n ary systems of locomotion in tba world.
Snbtestanean London is literally honey
combed bv tunnels branching off in all
directions, so that, while wagons and
hansoms rumble overhead, innumera
ble trains shriek and groan as they
thread their way in darkness beneath
the busy thoroughfares. When it was
proposed to construct this underground
railway system, much opposition was
made to the scheme. It was believed
that the thundering of the trains would
shake down the houses above, and that
to enter the long tunnels would be cer-
death to any person venturesome
gh to attempt it. -
When fee opposition was overcome,
a long straggle between the pro-
meters and the citizens, and- the “
portion of the system was completed, it
was soon discovered that instead of the
underground railways being a public
danger, they were in reality a great
public benefit. They took an enormous
amount of traffic off the already crowded
public thoroughfares, and provided a
speedy means of communication with
the most distant parts of the metropolis
such as was impossible under the old-
fashioned modes of traversing the
streets of London. Indeed, it is owing
to the underground railway system that
the English metropolis now possesses
means of rapid communication such as
is possessed by no other large city in the
world. The system consists of two
rings of subterranean tunneling—an
inner and an outer. The outer ring was
long ago completed. Within the next
six months the inner circle will be com
pleted, at a cost of something like 215,
000,000 a mile. Underground London
will then be ramified by a complete re
ticulation ot tunnels, and it will be pos
sible to reach any part of the gigantic
suburbs in less than an hour.
When the original objectois to the
underground railway system appeared
before the promoters, they based their
opposition to the scheme mainly on two
da—that it would cause a vast
ntion in the value of property,
and that the noxious vapors and the
locomotive’ smoke would prove highly
is to public health and safety.
Neither of these objections has been
seriooaty realized. ~ Where proper
ty was injured the Metropolitan Bail-
may Company gave compensation; and
as for foul VSpors, all danger from that
source was obviated by the numerous
air hides which were bored through the
root of fee tunnel, and the open charac
ter which was given to all-the stations.
One danger, however, which was not
dreamed of In connection wife the un
derground railways, was the presence of
infernal machines in the tunnels, and
the instantaneous death and injury of
unsuspecting passengers by their explo
sion. The terrible affairs whiah occur-
in London of late, cannot be attri
buted to an explosion of fire damp.
Wjfe trains traveling eontinously at
minute intervals through the tun-
. pels, fool air would inevitably be driven
^through the air holes or ont at the open
stations,' which are situated at very
short distances from each other.
Fetar Gate*' Bad Fall.
One. of the most wonderful accidentf
that can possibly happen to a man and
leave life in him is that experienced by
Peter F. Gates, son of the famous hotel
keeper at DeWit, Iowa. Fetor Gatos
is superintending the work of the mine
of the Gunnison Mining and Exchange
Oompany, of Davenport, Iowa, which
is in Treasure mountain, Gunnison
county, Colorado. The great altitude
of the mine brings winter about it very
early. As early as the middle of Sep
tember snow-storms commenced. Peter
writes that be left the cabin with his
report and vouchers ready for mailing,
an overcoat, hanging to one of the men
and a gunny sack tilted with clothing,
and all strapped together on his back,
all in “apple pie” order—and then—
“I fell oven the cliff on my way down.
I intended it to be my last trip for seve
ral months, but it caope near being my
last in feet. I had gotten one hundred
feet above the cabin when a snow slide
turned loose, knocking me instantly
from the trail. For the first four or
five hundred feet I struck the groud
but four or five times—and my last fell
from the top of a precipice to its bottom
was about one hundred and twenty feet.
It seems incredible that I could have
tumbled down three succesl ive preci
pices without being killed, bnt every
thing was in my favor. The pack I was
carrying and the snow which I went
down with helped to break my frill. I
am badly braised about the hips and
body, bm with rest and a lower altitude
the doctor thinks I will come out all
right in a month or so.”
The letter was written at Crested
Butte. Mr. Doe says that to one who
has seen the place of this accident.
Pater’s escape is of a piece of luck that
may be termed miraculous. The cliff
which Peter was swept from had an’al-
moot perpindieular height of 1,000 feet
from the bottom of the precipice, and
it was the great masses of snow which
had accumulated on its fed* feat
broke Pater’s fell every 100 feet, and
then went on down wife him to the
Oliver WladeU Holme..
Monory is a net. One finds it fall of
fish when he takes it from the brook,
bnt a dozen miles of water have ran
through it withoat sticking.
God bless all good women. To their
solt hands and pitying hearts- we must
all come at list
Put not yonr trust in money, but put
your money in trust.
When a strong brain is weighed with
a tone heart it seems to be like balanc
ing a bubble against a wedge of gold.
Controversy equalises fools and wise
men in fee Same way—and fee fools
know it.
I find the great tiling in this world
is not so much where we stand as in
what direction we are moving.
II the sense of fee ridicnlons is one
side of an impressible nature, it Is very
well, bnt if feat is all there is in a man
he had better have been an ape and
stood at the head of his profession at
ones.
Travelers change their guineas, not
their characters.
There are three little wicks to the
lamp of a man’s life brain, blood and
breath. Press fee brain a tittle, itB
light goes out followed by all theotjiers
Stop fee heart a minute and oat goes all
three of fee wicks. Choke the air ont
of fee IongB and presently fee fluid
ceases to supply fee other eentres of
flame, and all is soon stagnation, cold
and darkness.
Th.ro are a good many real miseries
in this life that we cannot help smiling
at, but they are the amiles that make
wrinkles not dimples.
We most have a weak spot or two in
a character before we can love it much.
People that do not laugh or cry, or
take more of anything than is good for
them, or use anything bat dictionary
words, are admirable subjects for bio
graphers, Bnt we don’t care much for
these line pattern flowers that press best
in the herbarium.
Faith always implies disbelief of a
lessor fact in favor of a greater:
I would have a woman as true as
death. At the first real lie, which works
from fee heart outward, she should be
tenderly chloroformed into a better
world, where she ean have an angel for
a governess aud feed on strarge fruit,
which shall make her all .over again,
even to her bones and marrow.
Why can’t somebody give ns a list of
things whioh everybody thinks and no
body says, and another list of things
that everybody rays and nobody thinks?
The pavements of Bull
Fifteen hundred cab proprietors and
drivers have petitioned the Berlin City
Council that no more wooden or asphalt
pavement be laid down. Some of the
petitioners say that the accidents are
from fifty to seventy-five times greater
than on the old stone pavement, and
it is further alleged that the expense of
repair is much greater. The worst stone
pavement is perferabte, they declare, to
wood or asphalt. Yet in France the
wood and asphalt seem preferred, and
only last summer several streets could
be- seen in London in which the stone
pavement was being replaced by wood.
At the present
able cure for dyspepsia it hot water,
which, after all, is only am old fashion
revived. The London Sew», nnssmmil
lag upon this, rays feat tfes hot water
Wagon Wheel Gap.
The •■Standard” Snavat
This Gap in Colorado has an interest
ing history. Its name is odd and there
is nothing in the physical formation of
the place to suggest so odd a name.
Only a circumstance, an incident, gave
this funny name. It was in 1851, dur
ing the Baker expedition to the San
Juan. He had created great excite
ment by the report of the discovery of
rich placer mines in the Juan county,
then the home of the Ute Indians. It
was a terrible experience for the hun
dreds of poor fellows who followed Mr.
Baker over the mountains of Colorado
to make their fortunes. Those who did
not starve to death, or die of exposure,
returned to their homes, in the East,
swearing vengeance on Baker, who kept
out of the way. The rich gold mines
now owned by Senator Bowen, in the
Summit district, is the region diacov-
-- itebiter
ared by Baker, and to which
lead these men. It was here be lost his
way, his provisions gave ont, and his
men, many of them, took sick and died
from exposure, and so this expedition,
which bad started ont with such bright
hopes, had a sad ending. In picking
their way up the barrow passage between
the shores of the Bio Grande river and
the bluffs of granite rising to a height
of 1,300 feet, on reaching fee end of the
canon they found a number of broken
wagon-wheels, broken axlei, and other
parrs of wrecked wagons. They knew
not how this debris came here, but sup
posed the Indians bad murdered some
emigrants or pioneers and destroyed
their conveyance. But this incident
was sufficient to name the spot ‘‘Wagon-
wheel Gap.” There was much specula
tion as to where this v agon debris came
from. It was afterwards learned that
these wheels, etc., were the remnants of
the Fremont expedition of 1848. Fre
mont was on his way to the Pacific
through the canon of the Bio Grande,
and took an outlet by this narrow Gap
The hardships and suffering which he
and his men endured in hunt! g for this
route were beyond conception. Winter
set in, and the snow lay on fee ground
very deep. Realizing the folly of mov
ing on Fremont decided to go into
winter quarters; he selected a wooded
spot a few miles from the gap, but the
cold and snow daring this terrible
winter was more than even these hardy
men could endure ; many of them died
from exposure; the cattle also died.
At last the pathfinder found it necessary
to march with all speed tom point south
of Santa Fa,recruit his band and secure
horses and cattle. Itris no wonder that
his wagons tuihbled from the rough
trail and were broke? on the rocks be
low. It has been said, “there is nothing
in a name.” There seems to have been
something in this one.
TaeklMd the Wrong Man.
“Have yon seen a man come up to the
desk within the last half hoar with side
whiskers and yellow gloves ?” asked an
excited young min at the Sherman
House of the clerk who stood placidly
behind the desk.
“I don’Mmow exactly. Did he have
black side whiskers ?”
“Yes ”
“And yellow ribbed gloves ?” _
“I think so.”
“And a silver-headed bamboo cane ?”
“I don’t know about that,” said the
young man dubiously, studying for an
instant to remember whether fee man
did have each a cane, “but he wore a
high silk hat.
“Oh, yes,” said the clerk, “that was
—. What is the matter ?”
“Why, while I left my sister in the
railroad office a few minutes ago he
came up and took her by the arm and
attempted to speak to her. She resented
his insolence but he insisted on talking,
and she was about to ask protection
from one of the office clerks when he
turned on his heels and came in here.”
“That could not be,” said the clerk,
confidently ; “he wouldn’t do anything
like that.”
“Well he had yell’ow gloves, a high
hat, and black side whiskers, and if Ifind
fee beggar I will teach him what it is
to insult a young lady whom he has
never met in that fashion. ” The yonng
man’s tones were ferocious and his eye
had in it the legendary blood, and fee
clerk thought it might be as well to give
him a chance to discharge his extra head
of steam. “Where is the fellow ?” in
quired the avenger. “In parlor D,”
replied the clerk, and the avenger shot
off up-staiis without waiting to take
the elevator. Thoee who had over
heard the conversation waited to see
the denouement. They hadn’t more
than about ten seconds to wait when
the avengor came down. He had
thought it beet evidently to take the
elevator this time, as being more com
fortable. His aquiline nose had a tri
angular scar on it, his left eye was
larger than it had been ten seconds be
fore, and his hat looked as if it bad
been blown into fee street and returned
to him by a newsboy. “Did yon see
him?” inqnired the clerk sympathe
tically.
“I thought I had,” was the yonng
man’s response as he asked a bellboy to
brush his coat off, “but I discovered 1
was wrong. That man has black side
whiskers, a h'gh hat, and a silver-head
ed cane but he doesn’t wear yellow
gloves.”
“I thought yon had tackled the wrong
man,” Aid the clerk, pleasantly, and
the yonng man want out by the Clark
street entrance, limping painfully.
Wlra Fnefl.
Barb wire fence is apparently an in
nocent production, and yet it is raising
botherations in three States. In Texas
the complaints and objections of the
cowboys against this new fashion among
ranch holders, of enclosing their broad
acres with barbed wire, have led to
much cutting of fee obnoxious fences,
and the Governor has just declined to
call an extra session of the Legislature
lo consider some means of putting a
stop to fence-cotting. He is therefore
considered to be bidding for the cow
boys’ vote. It suits these roving indi
viduals to “round up” their cattle or
water them on the streams and fields
that are now shut against them by the
new style of fence, and where they
have been so long exrci-ing a commons-
right, it is exasperating to find that
there is no such thing in Texas. If it
only were not “barbed” any one would
say that as a political issue a statesman
had better be “agin the fence” than on
it. The two other States which are ex
ercised over the wires are Missouri and
Illinois, wherein two opposing decisions
are reported from two United States
District Courts, as mentioned a day. or
two ago.
Tbs Shropshire sheep have dark (sees
aad tegs, are shoot one-third larger
than the Bonthdowna, and clip nearly
twice as suteh wool, betides being much
At Governor’s Island, New York, the
picturesque and famous spot where the
sun is made to go down daily with a
big bang at the nation’s expense, there
has been some tittle confusion of opin
ion as to how the piece of ordnance that
utters the bang would be affebtod by
the new time system. By a reputation
of the War Department, the operation
of the gun must be carried out by the
corporal of the guard. There are many
corporals of the guard on Governor’s
bland, and the salute is accomplished
in this way;
One corporal of the guard as noon
draws near fixes his eye upon the Wes
tern Union time bell, which can be dis
cerned with the unassisted human eye
from the guard house. When fee boll
fells the corporal says as much to
another corporal, wboinstantlr seta the
guard house clock. Trie second .corpo
ral then tells a third corporal to set all
the clocks on the island. While the
third corporal ia setting all the clocks
the second corporal hunts up the hour
provided for sunset in the almanac, and
writes it down on a slip at paper. A
fourth corporal carries this slip to a
fifth corporal at Castle William. The
fifth corporal waits until the clock, os
corrected by the third corporal, marks
the hoar designated on the’ slip of paper
furnished by ^the second corporal,
and then gives a signal, to a sixth corpo
ral, whereupon a bugle is blown, fee
gun is discharged, and fee son has gone
down officially.
Thirteen handsomely uniformed Gov
ernor’s Island corporals, who were ad
dressed by the reporter rencentiy, said
cheerfully:—“Oh, it’s the other corpo
ral who knows all about that.” A
fourteenth corporal smiled decorously
and said:-e“On Sunday and thereafter
the gun will go off four minntts later
than it has been doing.”
A venerable battery waterman with
an exceedingly handsome nose was
asked by the reporter if the new time
would affect the tides.
“Ef so be,” he answered promptly,
“it w. ren’t fur ther fact thet the tide
depended opon ther changes nr the
moon end tber force ur ther wind, it
■nought be; tut ez it does depend opon
those ’ere, I don’t reckon ther will be
no change.”
A Cave m OatouIuk, England.
Of Kent’s Cavern, in the vicinity of
Torquay, a remarkable cave, consisting
of a great excavation in the Devonian
limestone, a writer says:
“It is entered by a narrow passage
some seven feet wide and only five feet
in height. The central cavern, which
is almost 600 feet long, has a number of
small caverns or corridors leading out
from it Its further extremity is ter
minated by a deep pool of water. In
the bed of this cavern modem research
has been rewarded by some deeply in
teresting discoveries. Over the original
earth bottom of the cave is a bed or
hyy Qf RilAii^— r in whif»h
are contained strange mixtures of hu
man bones with the bones of tbs ele
phant and the rhinoceros, the hyena,
the bear, and the wolf, intermingled
with .stone and flint tools, arrow and
spear heads, and fragments of coarse
pottery. The animal remains testify
to the presence in the ancient forests ol
Britain of beasts of prey which long
since have become extinct Speculation
may be exhausted in the endeavor to
account for the curious intermingling in
this cavern of the remains of human
beings and wild animals. The place
may have been used successively by
man and by the lords of the forest; or,
as the presence of the rude weapons of
man might seem to indicate, the beasts
of the field may have been brought into
this natural recess as trophies of the
chase, and their flesh and skin used for
purposes of food and clothing. Noth
ing less than the most persevering and
enthusiastic search could have discov
ered the interesting remains which, for
a vast period of time, had been buried
in this retreat; for the fossils were
covered by a thick floor of stalagmite
which bad been formed, there could b?
no doubt, by great blocks of limestone,
which had fallen from time to time, ex
tending over a very lengthened period,
from the roof of the cavern, and had
become cemented into one mass by the
perpetual percolations of lime-water
from above.”
Xggbt Air.
An extnorainary fallacy is fee dread
ot night air. What air can we breathe
at night bat night ait? The choice is be
tween pure night air without, and foul
air from within. Most people prefer
the latter. An unaccountable choice.
What will they say if it is proved to be
true that fully one-lialf of all fee di
sease* we suffer from are occasioned by
people sleeping «ith their windows
shnt? An open window, most nights
m the year, ein never hurt any one. In
guest cities night sir ia often the best
and pnrest to. be had in twenty-fours.
I could understand shotting the win
dows in town during fee day thau dur
ing the night, for fee aaae of fee sick.
The absenae of smoke, the quiet, all
tend to make fee night fee best tune
for airing fee patient One of our
kizheat medical authorities on consump
tion and climate, has told me that the
air in London is never so good as after
ten o’clock at night. Always air your
room from the outside air, if possible.
Windows are made to open, doors are
mate to shnt—s truth which seems ex
tremely difficult of apprehension. Every
room mart be sired from without—every
passage from within. Bnt fee fewer
passages there are in a hospital the
better.
WsteaiH OmW Self.
When I was a boy,” said an old
man, “we had a schoolmaster who had
an odd way of catching the idle boys.
One day Le called out to us, 'Boys, I
must have closer attention to yoar
books. The lint one who sees another
idle I want yon to inform me, and I will
attend to fee ease.’ ”
‘Ah.” thought l to myself, “there ia
Joe Simmons that I don't like. I'll
watch him, and if I see him look off
hm book TO tell. It was not tang be
fore I saw Joe look off his book, aad
immediately I informed the mart nr"
“Indeed,” said he, “how did yon
know be was idle?”
“I saw him,” said L
“Yon did? And were yonr eyes on
yonr book whan yon saw Mm?”
“I was caught, and I never watched
for idle boys again.
No matter how thrilling map lje the
has imitate*
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the cam —■
>f tataa- fl
ce which ”
reports of something which
ami which has not been seen by Ifet-.
readers, it is almost Invariably
that seme person in the group of
era can relate a personal experience which
completely overshadows the reported
event. Particularly Is this the case among
old sailors—those ancient mariners who
have riven up tarpaulins sad soa’werten
for tbe comfort and tobacco smoke of
tug offices and vessel agents’ quarters
“Talk Txmt Sunday night’s gale,” said
one of the guild, is he bit off the-yeUow
end of a very black clay pipe-stem yes
terday, “why, ’iwa’n’t s pa’ch to a three-
days’ shake-up we had off Point an Bar
ques in ’68.”
“Who’s *we’?” asked a cpmpsmon.
“l’hey wax half a dozen of us jest
here, while all over the bay there was
a icore of other fellers. All of us got it
too, way np our nose! The gale struck
ns 'boot 8 o’clock one mornra’ withoat a
minit’s warnin'
“And ye bad ev’rything set I s'pose,”
interrupted a veteran.
“Yea, we wuz just boomin’ along wife
e good healthy breath after us all night.
All of # a sudden we beared the ilmarimt
racket, and before anybxly could get en
deck all our canvas and strings were flop
ping like nets over oar beads. Well, we
got ont our axes and cleared sway every
thing to tbe deck.”
“An’ I s’pose von pounded around in
the sea for three days thereafter!” was the
next interruption.
“Pounded ’round? Well, I should my
so, and we weren't alone. The next
mornin’ you could count a dozen hulks
runain’ wild and very light. Tbe seas
run like leg’lar mountains—pou my word,
1 b’lieve they went plump fifty feet high
“What year was this?” asked an old
red-faced manner who had been chewing
a toothpick as he looked quietly over
what appeared to be a journal or ledger.
“Sixty-eight." was the response.
“Tom in,” quietly continued the ques
tioner.
“What fort”
“Didn't you hear fee bell?"
“Bell for what?”
“Callin’ in that yarn.” \
“No, I didn’t. What er you given’
me, mate?”
“Well, here’s a record in this book of
where you sailed with ms all the seasons
of’67, ’68 and ’68. as my mate, andi
swear we went through no such racket
aa you’ve .been givin’ us.”
“Well, it might nave been in ’66 or
’70.”
‘Come off! come off!! ” was fee chorus
which ended the discussion.”
Work of m Batcher's Saw.
A reporter lately, watched John
Battersby, of Albany, while cutting a
sirloin steak. The operation suggested
an arthmetical calculation:
“How many bones should I guess I
bad severed in tbe course of my career?
That’s a poser sure enough. Ever a ‘
1 was a boy I have i
work, and in the thirty years’ worl
have done a heap of bones have been
parted by my' saw! I would like to
have a cent for every quarter of beef
I have cat up. I’ll bet yoa my average
would sum up to ten quarters a day. I
have cut that amount up individually.
A fair day’s work for a man is three or
four carcasses.”
“How many cuts are there in a
carcass of beefj”
“That depends on the way it is
divided. If the loins are used for
roasts instead of steaks, there are not
nearly so many cuts. I would say that
in one carcass of beef we will mak«
from 100 to 125 cuts through and
through. A fair average would be 110
cuts.”
With his information the reporter re
sorted to arthinetic. Tbe butcher has
worked at the block for thirty years.
Taking 300 as the average number of
days in which be worked each year, the
total would be 9,000 days. If on each
day two carcasses and a half were cut
up the total number of earcasses would
be 22,500. The bones sawed will
average two inches. There being 110
cuts in each animal, or an aggregate of
2,475,000, it is seen that Mr. Battersby
has sawed 5,950,000 inches of bone.
Reduced to feet, the total is 412,500,
which is equivalent to 78 1-10 miles.
Therefore, in thirty years, the butcher
has sawed through bones which would
cover that distance.
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Habits of tk« PantJh«r lm Califorala.
Whatever may be the habits of the
panther in other localities, we have, the
authority of Mr. Livingston Stone for.
tbe statement that thoee about tbe
McCloud River will always ran from a
dog, no matter how small he la, and
when closed upon will spring into a tree
to a height of even twenty feet. So
intently will the panther watch the
barking and excited .dog from his posi
tion on the branch that the canter
come as near aa he pleasee and take
deliberate aim. Near Mount P'nsephone
panthers’ tracks were observed to be
thick at the base of a vertical wall about,
twenty feet high, forming the foot of a
precipitous mountain side. Once upon
the summit of this rock the panthers
were safe from white m« inHm or
dog. Though the panther is soeoward-
ly with a dog, perhaps from inherited
fear of chase by a pack of wolves or
wild dogs, he will encounter and eon-
quir tbe grizzly bear. Combats between
there two animals seem to be not infre
quent, and tbe Indians have found dead
beacs that have been killed by panthers,
but never dead panthers that bears
have killed. The panther fasatito
spring on the shoulders of the bear and
cut through the throat with its teeth.
mgrerioua method of orsamenting
walls, oeihngs, paper t '»"r-frV Tito Jhss
been patented. This
in preparing tha wall with a thin layer
I* piastre material consisting of white
lesd, whiting, plaster of Pansand oiled
turpentine, and producing relief orns-
' Cfa f|“th«MjoeM , poiiti(m 0 f woman
* T?7 nm. They eount for
the taw and an mS?
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