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Weekly Democrat.
Kl'SSELl., Editor and Prop’r
IRSDAY, JANUARY 19, 1882.
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BY BEN. E BUSSELL.
BAINBRIDGE, GA, THURSDAY', JANUARY 19, 1882.
j VOL. 11.—NO. 15.
What She Wanted.
’Twas Christina eve, an old maid crept sadly
and lonely off to bed; Bui. ere sha closed
her eyes and lept, A curious fancy entored
her head.
Tt!SS& PROFESSIONAL.
MEDICAL CARD.
E. i. Morgan
emoved his office to the drug store,
■ occupied l.y Dr, Harrell. Rcsi-
Aud she smil< ), then blushed, and said “pooh
pooh 1" Then took bar stocking with proper
care, And, os half ashamed, yet hoping ton,
Hung it op by the chimney there.
“This is Cj Vinas-eve," she said; “Others
got prcn<(.>, mayhap I can; Who knows
but Sant-- Claus may bo led to put in my
stockiup—sho blushed—“a man
City he- ~ick.
n —[OU
“Baity Mine.”
I’ve a uw-suit for your sire,
“lia'y mine, baby mine
He’;; n low down, sneaking liar,
“E by mine, baby mine.”
For 1 e got the bulge on me,
A d went “sailing o’er the sea,”
Bu' I’ll sue him ’/ore the ’squire,
‘ Baby mine, baby mino
Yf i, I’ll suu him ’fore the ’sq uire, baby mine.
West street, south of Sliotwell,
alls at night will roach him.
CHARLES C. SUSH,
orney at Law
COLQUITT, GA.
Ipt attention given to all business >n-
! to me,
DENTISTRY.
Curry, 3
D . S
| be found daily at his office on South
[street, up stairs, in i-1. J> J ns on’s
ug, where he is ready to atten/ to the
| of the public at reasonable rates.
lec-5-78
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tMcGlLL i
i O’NEAL
s at Law.
Am Usual.
The commercial traveler of a Philadel-
p] a house while in Tennessee approached
a stranger as the train was about to start
f id said;- Are you going oa this train?”
“lam.”
„ Have you any baggage?”
“No”
“Well, my friend, you can do me a favor,
and it won’t cost you anything. You see,
I’ve got two rousing big trunks, and they
always make me pay extra for one of them
You can got one checked on your ticket,
aud we’ll eucher them. Sae?”
“Yes, I see; but I haven’t any ticket.”
"Hut I thought you said you were going
on this train?” —
“So I am. I’m the conductor.”
“Oh!”
Ho paid extra as ukual.
orney
BAINBRIDGE, GA.
' office will bo found over the post o
D0SAL80K, BYION B. BoWKE.
BOWER & DONALSON,
|nays and CounselLrs at Law.
i in the court house. Will practice
ktur and adjoining counties,
lere by special contract.
and
a-20 7
over
louse. Has line dental engine, aud
Lvc everything to make his office
Terms cash Office hours 9
14 p. in. jaa.lotf
Solid Sense.
Cincinnati limes Star, lnd,
General Joe Johnston is not retiring
with much grace from the controversy,
which was really a one-sided controversy
as far as Jefferson L>avis was concerned,
regarding the Confederate funds. If Gen
eral Jonhstou never said that Davis ap
propriated the coin it has taken him a
long time to deny it, end in tho denial he
makes e statement which borders on the
rediculous. “What I did say,” he writes,
“was that the President, should have ac
counted for that money,” The fact is,
which General Jolmston knows as well as
anybody, that tho President of tho Con
federacy at that time had about all he could
do to account for himself. With a force
of Union cavalry hot at his heels it was
TOR M. L. RATTLE,
Dentisf.
Hinds Store, West side hardly fair to ask him to deliberately pause
ia his flight and make out a report of tho
state of the 'Treasury. T’horo was no time
lor formalities, either then or for some pe-
tiod thereafter. Besides, to whom \as he
to account ? The collapse of the Confed
eracy was complete. There was no gov
ernment, no Cabinet, no Treasury; and
the general understanding was that every
thing was lost in the wreck. Jefferson
Davis went one way, the Cabinet another,
and the Treasary was scattered to the
four winds.
DR. L. H. PEACOCK,
tfully tenders h s professional serv-
Ithe people of Baiubridge aud vicini-
over store of J. D. Harrell <fe Bro
on West end of Broughton
[here ho can bo found at night.
(j, 1881—Cm.
H. F. SHARON,
rney at
Lav/.
Office iu Court House,
practice in ail tiie courts of {he
1 Circuit and Supreme Court of
. In the Circuit and Supreme
lof Florida, aud elsewhere by special
bridge, Ga^ April 23,1881—ly.
. FOE.B23S,
[r in, Furniture, Looking Glasses,
Taper, Window Shades, Picture
Child’s Carriages, Baskets, etc.,
ASVILLE. - - GECRGiA.
Two Ei^tors anti n Poet.
There were several men clustering
around a stovo in a Galveston saloon, aud
the subject of newspapers came upibr
discussion. One man said that the editors
were more jealous of each other than any
other class, that they never had a good
word for each other, Ac.
A long haired youth, with a solemn look,
spoke up, and heaving a sigh, said ha had
some experience with editors, and found
them the reverse of jealous of each other;
that a Texas editor was always willing to
j denv himself comforts for for the benefit
The Han IVuh a 1’isU Story.
hclroil Free Press.
He answered to the name of Elijah
Gould, and he had a black eye and a
torn shirt.
‘•Run over by an ice wagon, I pre
sume," remarked his Honor.
I “No, sir j I was run ortr by threo or
four men."
“How was that ?"
“Well, I went fishing day before yes
terday."
“And did they bite ?”
“They did, sir. I caught a pickerrl
which measured over four feet long and
weighed thirty-6even pounds."
His honor fell back with a look of
despair on his face, while a number of
tho spectators laughed outright.
“There ! That’s it—that’s it!" ex
claimed the prisoner, “that’s just what
brought tne here. I was in a grocery
last night telling them how mush that
fish weighed aud everybody laughed
and giggled and gave me a racket. I
was telling the solemn truth, and when
they doubted my word I pitched two .of
them over the stove.’,
“Do you pretend to say that you
aught a fish over four feet long 1”
asked the court.
“Pretend ? Why, I am ready to
make oath to it!’’
•‘And it weighed thirty-seven
pounds ?”
“It did. I weighed it on four dif
ferent scales, and it kicked the beam at
exactly thirty-seven."
“You can go," quietly observed the
court.
“How’s that ? I thought I was ar
rested?"
“So you were, and perhaps I ought
to fino you, but a man who will stand
up and toll such a fish stcry as that
cannot be exactly in his right mind.
Pass out.”
The prisoner passed out, but at the
door he halted loDg enough to growl:
“I novorjsaw such pooplo in my life •
A man who catches a fish ten feet long
iu this town will have to fly for his
life.”
ep a first-class stock of Furniture,
Oil-clotfis, Bugs Hats, Mattresses,
Brackets, kc &c.
le goods I will sell to anybody living
Jeventy five miles of Thomasville for j stfinzas about •Rerutifu!
piey than they can supply themselves
other market. J- FORBES.
|9, 1881.—ly.
T in v'TV'na’Y’ x*
a. jJ
m Photographer,
pi BUS,
GEORGIA.
llijhcst Premium at State
FAIR.
i of Lain bridge and surrounding
1 offer myself as a candidate to
photographs from now on. aud
H will do uiy best to make you all
Ddsome. I’ve done said it, and I’ll
1 it, ii the stars tumble. So don’t
ke when you. visit Columbus. My
t ls ngrf to Ilankin House. I am I aud it hasn’t been published yet.
W to do all kinds of
and ENLARGING
L connected with* uiy Establish-
■nrst-class Miniature and Portrait
So my pictures are not sent off
|tshud, I make all new styles—
• •■ii:-. boudoirs, Proruonades, Cab-
i j U * c P‘ ctnr c s - of manv designs.
I ' tflu E co me. I am the sarno Kid-
: La.v, SjvVE.”
of a brother editor.
“AVken did that happen ?”
“It happened iu a Western Texas town
where 1 lived,” sighed the youug man. “I
bud dashed off a little poem of fifteen
priug.’ There
were two rival papers iu the place—the
Bugle and the Trombone. I had board
that the editors were deadly enemies, and
sighed to shed each other's gore, and I
was afraid that if I let the Trombone pub
lish my first there would be a deadly en
counter. I finally resolved to have it ap
pear s : multaueously in both papers.
When I called on tho editor of the Trorn-
j bone he said the editor of the Bugle had a
| large family, aud that he would prefer it
j appeared iu the Bugle, as personally ho
loved the editor of the Bugle. I went
then to the Bugle man, and he said the
editor of the Trombone was his warmest
personal frieud, aud he would bo glad if I
would let him have the poem, as it would
be putting bread in his mouth and clothes
on his back. So, owing to the love those
two editors had for each other, I couldn’t
get my poem into either of theiff papers,
I never
saw men so anxious to help each other out
of distress.”
There was a pause, and an old man
with a frost-bitten nose, drawled out:
“You never tried them editors with a
cash advertisement, did you?”
The poet answered in the negative,
whert-at the audience significantly nodded
their heads aud winked.
Some IltntM to AotUera.
Boston Transcript.
When’ your daughter performs a
task ia an ill-fashioned manucr, always
say : “There ! I might as well have
done it myself in the first place," and
thou take tho work out of her hands
and do it yourself. This will encour
age her not to try to do the thing the
next time she is set about it.
Never permit your son to have any
amusement at home. This will induce
him to seek it in places where you will
not be annoyed by his noise.
Thero is no place like home. Im-
presss this truth upon your children by
making home as disagreeable and un
like any other place as possible.
Never neglect the lock in tho pantry.
Some boys have probably turned
out first-class housebreakers, all ou ac
count of this judicious treatment in
early childhood.
Be gentle and courteous before com*
pauy, but if you have a temper, let jour
children have a taste of it as often as
convenient. A mother should never
practice deception upon her brood.
Talk slightly of your husband to
your boys aud girls. This will make
them respect tbeir father.
Tell your child he shall not do a
thing, and then let him tease you into
giving your consent. This will teach
him what to do on a subsequent occa
sion.
Make promises to your children and
then neglect to keep them. This will
lead your children not to place too
much reliance upon your word, and
shield them front many disappoint
ments.
Tell your children thay are the worst
you ever saw aud they will no doubt
endeavor to merit ycur appreciation.
Some Pcrliacnt “Eir»£ tV«rds.”
The last words of distinguished men
have been going tho rounds of the presB,
bat we have seen nothing in regard to
their first words. We have, however,
prepared a list which can be relied
upon for accuracy:
Bonaparte—“Of Conicau."
Shakeapearo—“Give dm the milk of
human kindness.''
Nelson—“Recked in the cradle of
the deep."
Newton—“I preserve my centro of
gravity.”
Jlilton—"Paradise Lost.”
Pope—“Fools rush in where angels
fear to tread."
Wordsworth—“Come forth into the
light of tilings ; lot nature be your
teacher.”
Wellington—“I’m a broth of a boy;
would you tread on my coat ?”
Lamb—“It is good to lovo the Un
known."
Coleridge —“Aneestrial voices proph
esying war.”
\
Johnson—“A very unclubbable
man."
Washington—“Put none but Ameri
cans on guard to-night."
Webster—“I shall defend.my consti
tution.”
Lord Timothy Dexter—“You can’t
play any points on me.”
The list might be extended, but
enough has been printed to show that
the first words of eminent men have
been move pertineut than their last.
WIT A.\D WISDOM
True Heroism.
Johnstovm (Pa.) Tribune
Miss Teresa Ilarshborger, of Frank-1
linborough, is a young lady who recent
ly performed an aot of self-sacrificing
devotion for the benefit of the family
of Mr. John Hoy, of East Conemaugh,
whose little ones were all taken down
with smali-pox several weeks ago. It
was apparently impossible to secure a
nurse, and Mrs. Hoy was worn out
with watching'and caring for her chil
dren both day and night, when, one
evening, in the midst of her despair for
help, in walked Miss Teresa. She laid
aside her hat and wraps in a business
like manner, which showed she had
come to stay, aud uo amount of expos
tulation could iuduoe her to leave. Her
share of the self imposed burden was
faithfully performed, and when the
baby died she washed the body, placed
upon it the grave clothes, and consign
ed it to the undertaker for intermeut.
She remained until the remaining chil
dren fully recovered, to wash the infect
ed clothes, clean aud dUiufeot the
house and then quietly returned home.
This lady never had smalJ-pox, and her
Courage in oatering the Hoy family as
an independent nurse L» to be so much
the more commended. She had been
ou very intimate terms with Mrs. Hoy,
and hence her reasoa for taking the
chances.
Gen. Seed man, of Toledo, O. was ufal
by an interviewer-
“Do you thick Arthur ia working to be
his own successor in the Presidential
chair?”
“I most certainly do, and I hope he will
be the man put up by the Republicans."
“Why?”
“Because he is the ODly man whom the
Demociats cau beat.”
“How do you make that appear?”
*T reason this way, and I earnestly be
lief I am right. In this country there are
several hundred thousand good Republi
cans who loved Garfield, and they believe
in their hearts that Garfied was murdered
to place Arthur where he now is. and none
of these will vote for a man who holds
that office by reason of such an awful ca-
It is easier to ruu in debt than to crawl
out again.
Always judge a man by hia depth—in
stead of his length.
No man can afford to pat oa aira anises
he caa raise the wind.
The wheel of tortsae twas tiom haoMee
the felloes are tired.
It the wages of eia ia death, how slow
some men are collecting their just dues.
Few men are aware they possess a con
science until caught committing a crime.
A man never swears vengence on his
neighbor’s dog only when his own cauine
cannot lick him.
Under the head of “Musical,” a Cleve
land papergivesan accouut of a horse trot.
Presume it was an attempt to beat time.
The missile-toe bow—The one the fel
low makes when ke is urged to depart by
an irate father.
Tue crying baby at the public meeting
is like a good suggestion ; it ought to he
carried out.
It is never too late to mend. Which is
why the cobble never has your boots doue
at the time promised.
The small boy who reached up tho chim-
Bey for another Christmas present said he
found something there that sooted hiui.
A western editor, in response to a sub
scriber who grumbles that his morning pa
per was intolerably damp, says “that is be
cause there is so much due on iL”
An Irish gentleman hearing of a frieud
having a stone coffia made for himself, ex
claimed : “Be me sowl, au’ tbats a good
ideal Share, ’u a stone coffia ’ud last a man
his lifetime.”
“The Unseen Hand” is the title of a
new book. Probably the other man didn’t
have anything better that a pair of trays,
and didn’t dare to cali.
Doctors say that tho gout may be in
herited. It is a great affiictiou, however,
in cases where a fortune is not inherited
to go with it.
When New York policemen want to
make an arrest, they,Btaudon a corner aud
yell “Free lunch.” If tho criminal doesn’t
come in ou the run, they think he’s dead.
A woman will calmly permit a cat to
sleep in her husband's sealskin cap, but
she will get ruffled if the cat attempts to
a hammock of her swell bonuet.
“Will My Darling Come Again?" Is the
title of a poem seut in by Marion Howard.
Wedon’tAuow, Marriott, but you might
send him word the dog is tied, up, aud sue.
The Marquis of Buto started a daily pa
per in Wales, and sinking about £400.0u0
ia the concern, shut up the shop. As a
marquis he is all right, but in journalism
the Bute is on the other leg.
“What regiment is that?” inquired a
stranger, seeing a long liue of military men
filing into the State House. “That is not
a regiment," was the reply; “that is only
the Governor’s staff.”
It is generally supposed that all Christ
mas presents are accepted, but this is not
the case. A gentleman offered his heart
and hand to a young lady Christmas day,
bust she rejected both. She did not like
his presence.
Proof Positive: A small boy testified
in an Austin justice's court that the affray
toox place on Sunday. “How do you
know it was Suad»j T” “Because that day
I bad to go to the back doer of the saloon
to get beer instead of tbe front door."
A writer on the etiquette of gestures
says a smile and an inclinJilons of the
SAVANNAH. FLORIDA & WEST’N R. R
rf^HE****’**’.
SUPERINTENDENT'S OFFICE 1
Savanxah, NOV. 6th, 1S81, (
QN AND AFTER SUNDAl, DEC. 4th,
_ 1881, Passenger Trains ou this Road
will raa as follows:
FAST MAIL,
Leave Savaanah daily at..... .llilOp. m
Leave Jeeopdaily «t............1.16 p. n>
Leave Waycroas daily ..8;47 p. m
Arrive at Callahan d ily at .4/45 p. m
Arrive at Jacksonville daily at..6:30p. ki
Leave Jacksonville daily at 9:00 a. m,
Leave Caliahau daily at 9:45 a. m.
Arrive at Waycross daily at 11:58 a m
Arrive hi Jessup daily at l ; ^'o p m.
Arrive at Savannah daily at 3:40 p iu
Drawing room coaches between Savaunah
and Jacksonville on this train.
Passengers leaving Macon at 7/80 a. m.
(daily)connect at Jesup with (his train fori
Florida, also cor.Dect at Jesup with this train
tor Savannah, Charleston, and the North.
Passengers from Savannah for Macon take
this train, arriving at Macon 7:80 p. nj.,
connecting with Central Railroad for Atlan
ta and the West.*
Passengers frem Savannah for Brunswick
take this train, arriving at Brunswick 3:60
p. m.
Passengers leave Brunswick 10;30a. m.,
arrive at Savannah 8:40 p. m.
Passengers from Florida by this (rain con
nect at Jesup with train arriving in Macon
at 7;50p. m. daily
JACKSONVILLE EXPRESS.
Leave Savannah daily at 11:00 p m
Leave Jessup daily at 2:45 p m
Leave Kay cross daily at 4;45 a m
Arrive at Callahan daily at. 7: r K) a in
Arrive at Jacksonville at R.00 am
Arrive at Live Oak daily (except
Sunday) at 11 ;30 am I pleases you, send for The Sun.
THE NEW YORK SUN FOR 1882.
The Sun for 1882 will make its fifteenth
annnual revolution under tho present dnin-’
ageraent, shining, as always, for all, big and
little, mean aud gracious, contented an(F
unhappy, Republican and Democtwiic^.dSjt.
pr&ved and virtuous, intelligent and obtuse.
The Son's light is for mankind and woman
kind of every sort ; but its genial warmth is
for the good while it pours hot discomfort
on the blistering backs of the persistently
wicked.
The Sun of 1868 was a newspaper of a new
kind. It discarded many of the forms, and
a multitude of the superfluous words and
phrases of ancitat journalism. It under
took !o report in a fresh, succinct, uncon
ventional way all the news of the worid,
omitting no event of human interest, and
commeniiug upon ailairs with the fearless
ness of absolute independence. The suc
cess of tliie experiment was the success of
the Nun. It effected i permanent change in
the style of American newspapers. Every
imoortant journal established in this country
in the dozen years past has been modelled
after the 8un. Every important journal
already existing has has been modified and
bettered by the force of the Sun’s example.
The Sun of 1882 will be the same outspken
truth-telling, and interesting newapaper.
By a liberal use of the means which an
•bundent prosperity affords we shall make
it better than ever before.
We shall .print, all the news, putting into
readable shape, and measuring its import
ance, LOtby the traditional yardstick, but
by iu real interest to tiie people. Distance
from Bruiting House Square is not the first
consideration with the Sun. Whenever
anything happens worth reporting we got
the particulars, whether it happens in
Brooklyn or in Bokhara.
In politics we have decided opinions : and
are accustomed to express them in language
that can be understood. We say what wo
think about men and events- The habit ia
the only secret of tne Sun’s political course.
The Weekly Sun gathers into eight pages
the best matter of the seven daily issues.
An agricultural Department of unequalled
merit, lull maaket reports, and a liberal
proportion of liter, ry, scientific, and do«
niestic intelligence complete The Weekly
Sun, and make it the best newspaper for
the farmer’s household that was ever
printed.
Who docs not know and read and like
The Sunday Sun, each number of which is
a Uolcouda of interesting literature, with
the best poetry of the day, prose every line
worth readindg, news, huuior—matter
enough to fill a good-sized book and in
finitely more varied and entertaining thaa
any book, big or little?
If our idea of what a newspaper should bo
heard will often eonvey more meaning
than volumes, Dan McGray says that in
Austin it means the conveyance of ten
cents out of bis pocket every time.
Two Chicago highwaymen “held up” a
visiting ^burglar from Detroit the other
night, and robbed him of a watch, pistol
and §125 in money, Tbe victim declared
that he was himself not without sin, and
appealed to his captors to do nothing dis
honorable, but in vain. Chicago enter
prise must be vindicated.
An Austin clergyman,* whose name wo
suppress on account of Lis sacred calling.
Leave Live Oak daily at 2.80 p. m
Leave Jacksonville daily at 6:00 p m
Leave Callahan daily at 7 : io p m
Leave at Waycross daily at 9;58 p m
Arrive at Jesup daily at 11:40 p m
Arrive at Savannah daily at 2:37 a in
Palace Sleeping Cars on this train dxily
between Savanuan aud Jacksonville, Wash
ington aud Jacksonville, Cincinnati and
Jacksonville, and Louisville aud Jackson
ville.
Passengers leaving Macon 7:60 p m con
nect at Jesup with this train lor Florida
daily.
Passengers from Florida by this train con
nect at Jesup with train arriving at Macon
7am daily.
Passengers for Darien take this train.
Passengers from Savannah for Brunswick
take this train arrive at Bruuswiok 0:30 a.m.
Passengers leaving Brunswick 9:00 p m
arrive in Savaunah at 2:35 a m.
Passengers from Savaunah for Gainesvill,
Cedar Keys and Florida Trauslt Road take
this train.
Passengers from Savannah for Monticello,
Madison, Tallahassee aud Quincy take this
train
Passengers from Quincy, Tallahassee,
Monticello and Madison take this truiu,
meeting sleeping cars at Waycross at 9:38
p m.
ALBANY EXPRESS.
Leavo at Savannah at 4:35 p. m.
Leave Jesup daily at 7:30 a. m.
Leave Waycross daily at 10:10 p m
Leave Dupont at 1/15 a. ni.
Arrive at Thomasville daily at... .0:45 a. m
Arrive at Bainbridge daily at....9:30 a. m
Arrive at Albany daily at J1 : 00 a. in
Leave Albany daily at 4/4U p. nff
Leave Bainbridge daily at 4 ; 30 p. m'.
Leave Thomasville daily at 8:30 p. m.
Arrive at Dupont at 1 : 16 a. m.
Arrive at Waycross daily 4:00 a m
Arrive Jesup at 6:15 a.m.
Arrive at Savannah daily at 9:05 a. re
connect at Albany daily with passenger
(rains both ways on Southwestern Railroad,
to aud from Macon, Eufaula, Montgomery,
Mobile, New Orleans, etc.
Mail steamer leaves Bainbridge for Apa
lachicola every Tuesday aud Saturday even
ing; for Columbus every Tuesday aud Sat
urday afternoon.
Close connection at Jacksonville daily
(Sundays excepted) for St. Augustine, Pa
latka Enterprise, Green Cove Springs Sud
all landings on St. John’s river.
Trains on B. & A. R. R. leaves junctions
going west, at 12:20 p.* m., aud for Bruns
wick at 3:43 daily, Sunday exoepted.
Through tickets told and sleeping ear
berths and drawing room oar accommoda
tions secured at BREN’S Ticket Office, No.
22 Bull street, and at tbe company’s depot,
foot of Liberty street
j. S'. Tyson. Jas. L. Tatxoe,
Master Trans Gen. P»3S, Agent
R. Q. Flkhikq, Supt.
lauiity. I honestly believe this to be true, j was absorbed in thought a few Saturdays
Tho Galveston News thinks that while
Texas has no public debt worth speaking
of, and can offer no inducements to the
embryo Mahone in that field of repudiation
she has a largo land indebtedness which
she cannot pay, and it may he practicable
to organize a readjusting movemeut to
overhaul the frauds by which the state has
beeu despoiled ol her magnificent domain.
It is simply impossible to honor the laud
certificates in excess of the acres on hand,
for the state's boundaries are fixed and her
surface cannot expand. The News be
lieves that the ODly remedy for this con
dition of affairs is to investigate the curious
processes of the pirates, and put men at
the head of affairs who have the capacity
and the honesty to take care of the peo
pled property.
and am not atraid to say so. Understand
me, I do not say that the stalwarts had
anything toj do with Garfield’s murder,
but I do say that down deep in the hearts
of thousands of Republicans that thought
and feeling exists. Will such men vote
for Arthur? Never! I repeat it, sir,
Arthur will be beateu if he is nominated,
aud he is the only mau that the Demo,
cratic party can beat.”
They sat iu the parlor, and he squeezed
her hand. “Oh 1 would that this hand
were mine!” he sighed. “Why?” she
simpered. “Because, if it were mine, I
could knock bollocks down with it better’n
with a sledge-hammer.” The last seen of
that young man he was trying to climb on
top of the honse by means of the water
spout.
Bank defaulters should be hunted by
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ago just before divine sorvico began, when
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Y our glove is love, which I devote to thee.”
Te which the -young lady returned the
following answer:
••If from your page you take the letter P,
Your page is age.and that won't do for me.”
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