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What a Woman Can Do.
Some unknown philosopher thus
essays to tell us what a woman can do,
which a man need not essay or at
tempt to do, viz:
She can come to a conclusion with
out the slightest trouble of reasoning
on it, and no sane man can do that.
Six of them can talk at once and
get along first rate, and no two men
can do that.
She can safely stick filty pins in
her dress while lie is getting one no
dcr his thumb nail.
She is cool as a cucumber in half a
dozen tight dresses and skirls, while a
man will sweat, and fume and growl
in one loose shirt.
She can talk as sweet as peaches
aud cream to the women she hates,
while two men would he punching
each other's head before they had ex
changed ten words.
She can throw a stone with a curve
that would he a fortune to a base
ball player.
She can say “No,” in such a low
voice that it means “Yes.”
She can sharpen a lead pencil if
you give her plenty of time and plen
ty of pencils.
She can dance all night in a pair oft
shoes two sizes too small for her and
enjoy every minute of the time.
•She can appreciate a kiss from her
husband seventy-five years after the
marriage ceremony is performed.
She can go to church and after
wards tell you what every woman in
the congregation had on, and in some
rare instances can give you some
faint idea what the text was.
She can walk half the night with a
colicky baby in her arms without once
expressing the desire of murdering the
infant.
She can—but what’s the use ? A
woman can do anything or every
thing, and do it well.
She can do more in a minute than
n man can do in an hour aud do it bet
ter.
She can drive a man crazy for
twenty-four hours, nud then bring
him to paradise in two seconds, by
simply tickling him under the chin,
and there docs not live that mortal
son of Adam’s misery who can do it.
—Ex.
MARVELOUS
DISCOVERY.
OhIt Cirnuinr .Sywirut of Memory Training.
Four Booh* iifiirncil in ©no rending.
Mind >v»m!ering cured.
Rvery child anil mlult ftrently bencfltted.
• Oront inducements to U.»rre: pon'ijinco Cla3Be*.
Pnwpnctufl. With CM.ini.,rvt of l»r. Wm. A. Jlnm.
monil. tho VtM I hh S .-.nt In Mind
iTSSielViriMMiJ fThoiitiMHi, tho great lVyrchof.
1 V Vi. || ,;!■I. v, !).!>., o.! i tor of tin* Christian
fftroratr. ,V. )'. if irhnr-l i’rortjWs tho KeientiBt,
lion*. \V. >V A ?-rr, Iud/r- t.Judah 1.
JF.NKS* DRF.A.H.
Jenks had n queer dream the other night
He thought, he saw a prize-lighters* ring, find
in the middle of it stood a doughty little*
champion who met and deliberately knocked
over, ono bv one, a score or more of big,
burlv-looking fellows, as they advanced to
the attack, (limits as they were in size, tho
valiant pigmy proved more than a match for
them. Jt was fill so funny that Jenks woko
up laughing. He accounts for the dream by
the fact that he had just come to the conclu
sion, after trying nearly every big, drastic
pill on the market, that Tierce's Pleasant
Purgative Pellets, or tiny Sugar-coated
Granule# easily “knock out” and boat all
the big fills hollow! They are the original
and offly genuine Little Liver Pills.
Beware of Imitations, which contain Poi
sonous Minerals. Always ask for Dr. Pierce’s
Pellets, which are Little Sugar-coated Pills,
or Anti-bilious Granules. One a Dose.
RICK HEWWCHE.
Kill on* Ilend uelic,
1H 7.7.1ticks, CoiiHtipa-
f 1 on. Indigestion, Bil
ious Attacks, and nil de
rangements of the* stomach
and bowels, are promptly
relieved and permanently
cured by the use of Dr.
Pierce’s Pleasant Purgative Pellets. They
arc gently laxative, or strongly cathartic,
according to size of dose. Smallest, Cheapest,
Easiest to take. 25 cents a vial, by druggists.
Copyright, 1888, l*v WOUI.D’S DlfG’F.NSAUY MED
IC A I. ASSOCIATION. Proprietors,
C63 Main St., Buffalo, S. Y.
Florida Central
-AND-
Peninsula JRailroatl.
*”**' Formrrlyjlhc F. It. A- IV, Co.
Standard Time Used—June 2,1889.
10 30
1120
110
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1* .2 27
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Callahan
Baldwin
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p.Ar Uawtliorno
p .\r Ocala
p Ar Wildwood
p Ar
p Ar
I* Ar
) p Ar
) p Ar
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Leesburg
Tavares
8(>5p
Arj 150p
Ar 1 55 p
A r 12421*
Ar 1158a
Ar 11 28 a
All 10 52 a
Ar110 23 a
Ar; 007 1*
Ar 8 00a
Ar! 7 35 a
Lv
| TAMPA DIVISION
2 00 a
12 01]*
0 20 p
l 30
7 00 a
0 00 a
0 40 a
7 20 a
8 23 a'
0 30 a!
10 25 a I
12 03 p
Lv Jncksonvillo Ar ’ 550p
Lv Wildwood Ar 510p
Ar PanasoITkoo Ar 4 30p
•Ar Sumtcrvlllo Ar 3 0op
; Ar St. Catlicrino Ar 215 p
I Ar Lacoocheo Ar liop
;r Dado City Ar :H45p
f Ar Plant City Lv . 4 00 p
1 lj"\~CEIIAT. KK\ D1V ■ 1 14 1 24
7 00 p 1143 a Lv Jacksonville Ar 150 p C10
0 00 i
5 10«
10 43 •
4 10 p Lv Waldo Art 10 33 p
4 53 p'Ar Gainesville Arj 0 40 n.
5 42 p Ar Archer Lv! 8 23 a
G 12 i> Ar Bronson Ar 7 48 a
i jAr Cedar Koy Lv!5 30 a
WEST EENDi VISI( )N
340 p
2 30 p
12 13 p
THOMASVILLE
|L. SCHMIDT, Proprietor.
Headquarters fur pure •arbonated Lever-
ages, at wholesale and retail. Best soda
water with pure fruit juice flavors.
Ice Cream Parlors
Specially fitted up for the neeouunodation
of the Ladies.
iiLv Jacksonville Ar 3 20 |>
Ar Baldwin Ar, 2 33 p
'Ar Lako City Ar 108p 1
Ar Live Oak A r 12 23 1*
i Ar Madison Aril 13 a
>,Ar Montlcello Lv:lo30n
Ar TallalittSHco Lv' 9 50 a
„w,., Quincy Lvi 857 a
y °o a! 4 oo p ArlUver June. Lv 8 00 a :
7 05 a,
8 00n
3-2 pi
2 02 pL
3 at l*
1,2,7, 8, 9, 10,13, 11 Dally.
02, and 63 Daily. *
3, 4, 23, 21, Dally, except Sunday.
30 Dally except .Sunday. 31 Daily
Monday,
FKUNANPINA AND
00 | *0 i JACKSONVILLE lillANTH |
lid (31
On draught »la
FKJESIi MEATS.
We will open, Monday, April 1st, at the
place lately occupied by Mr. P. II. Bone
a fine stock of fresh meats. Beef, Mutton and
Pork.
Our meats arc from our own farms, fat,
juicy and sweet. We will be glad to receive
jfour patronage and will serve you with the
est meats at the lowest possible prices.
F. I*. HoitN k Bito
“FRUX M3Z.”
Non-alcoholic, delicious, cooling, vitalizing.
A NKUVK TONIC, This delightful bever
age is not only the most palatable drink
ever dispensed from the soda fountain, but
isa3 well a perfect tonic and eystein vitnlizer.
It improves the appetite, aids digestion and
maintains the normal tone of healthy func
tions.
Its Properties:
Prepared fronij the nutritious properties
of pure fruit juices, combined with the ex
tract from a small tropical plant found in
lower Mexico, of which the medicinal prop
erties are invaluable, and its favor delicious.
It Cannot lie Used to Excess.
Not n foaming gas drink,causing belching
of wind and unpleasant effects after drink
ing. No etheral extracts or liquors, but a
solid thirst-quenching, delicious drink: an
extremely pleasant and efficient tonic, over
which nine out often persons are eu'husias-
tic With praise.
Everybody Likes It,
Everybody Wauls It,
Everybody Driuks it.
-PRIM Ml/,*' the lines* beverage in the
world.;
!)isi’knskd;i!Y
L. SC’JIMSWT, I For rales, analysis of water and iufor-
Proprietor Thomisviile Bottling Works, 10 10 tf ’ E. A. Eoucii' Manger.
~845p-4 30n Lv Jacksonville] ArS30
1005 p-GOO a Ar Fernandlua Lv 7 13
IQ 5 and 0 daily, except Sunday. 00
Sunday* only.
7-15 a. m., Now Orleans Express. Shortest
ami quickest line to all Middle and West
Florida points, Pensacola, Mobile and New
Orleans. 7 :15 ft. m. an 1 7:30 p. in. trains con
nect Sirough to Thomasvllle, Montgomery,
Nashville, 8t. Louis. Cincinnati. Chicago, and
all points North and West. Arrive at 2:15 p.
in. and 3.45 p. m. ,
11:45 p. 111. Mull and Express for all points
South, Gainesville, Ocala, Leesburg, Tavores,
Apopka, Orlando, 1’anasotTkeo (St. Catharine)
Dade City, Plant City. Arrives at 1:30 p. m,
7 :00 p. m. Local, connects through f**r all
points South, Ocala. Gainesville, Isoesburg,
Tavares, Orlando, Tarpon Springs, 8<*uthe»--
land, St. Petersburg, and Tampa. Arrives
0:10 a. in, ,
, 11:45 a. m. Cumberland Route Express, con
nects at Fcrnaudlna with steamer City of
Brunswick, daily, for Brunswick, Macon, At
lanta, Chattanooga, Louisville, Cincinnati
St. Louis aud Chicago. Arrives 1:50 p. in.
4:30p. m. Fcrnaudlna Mall and Express,
daily, connecting Tuesday and Friday with
Str. St. Nicholas for Savannah and way land
ings. Thursday with Mallory Steamers for
New York. Arrives 8:30a. m. Sunday train
loaves Jacksonville 8:45 a. m.
This new service gives perfect connections
at Baldwin for all points North and West, Via
Callahan to all points North, East and West.
Via Fernandina, connecting with Str. City <»r
Brunswick, for Brunswick, Macon, Atlanta
aud all points North and West.
D. E. MAXWELL, A. O MACDOVELfc,
Geu. Manager. G. P. k T. A.
j. w REID. Agent at Thomasvllle, Ga.
IMPORTANT
PEAR GROWERS & SHIPPERS.
Consolidate- your Shipments to Houses
who have Standing and Ability.
. I ha
nect-
After careful investignt ... - ;v -.- -
cd myself with the following reliable h
W. ],. Snyder, John Stout and Win . Uiniblc
A Co., New York, Kcdfield <fc Son. Philadel
phia, Bennett, Kami k Co.jdioston.
The above hotKsos will ft*.in concert and
indeavor to Ik,1.1 the markets up. I will re
main in New York during the shipping sea
son, and give m) personal attention to the
business. Receive daily quotations from each
f the markets, and wire to the Tiincs-Eiiter-
n-i.se for publication. When your shipments
..re scattered it lends to break down the mar
kets. Respectfully,
•Tbs. S. Nokton,
OMice 321) Washington St.,
jl-lf New York.
Ambrose iHivit, J. P. Con per.
Olivit Brothers,
Commission Merchants,
MelonsSand Pears Specialties.
:}J5 Washington St.,
NEW YORK.
Hunt 8c Voorhees,
179 READE ST., N. Y.,
Commission Dealers
Southern Fruit anQroduce-
Pnrtieular attention paid: to |the
ale of peaches, pears anil melons. ^
Sales reported daily nnd returns
promptly mode.
Jjnjli T. IP nm it. Joseph IV. Thorn.
BENNETT & THORN,
sea produce;
Commission Merchants,
No. 302 North FrontiSt.,
Philadelphia, -J Pa.
William Halley & Co,,
IMiODTTCK
COMMISSION - MERCHANTS.
Melons a Specialty.
197 WEST STREET,
Rcfcrv
Bank. .
NEW YORK..
New York County National
d&w2m
ELDER HOUSE,
Indian Spring, Ga.
W. A. ELDElfProprieior.
SEASON OF 1889.
muni
q
By shipping ycur
Green and Dried Fruits, Melons
VEGETABLES,
Or anything you may have, to us.J We have
a very large trade in the above articles, and
can place your shipments tons good advant
age as any house on the market. We invite
correspondence front all parties having any
thing in our line to ship.
SUMMERS, MORRISON k CO.,
Commission Merchants-,
17-1 South Water Street,
Chicago, Illinois.
Reference: Metropolitan Nat. Bank. d*w
JOSEPH ITKE’S SON,
Commission Merchant,
—And Dealer In —
Foreign and Domestic Fruits,
Florida & Georgia Fruits & Vegetables
A SPECIALTY.
9* IM UK I*LA( I5, NEW YORK,
Melons and LeConte Pears Solicited.
Represented in Thomasvillc by A. C.
Brown and John W. Mitchell
PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
W. C. SNODGRASS.
B. F. HAWKINS
jgNODGRASS Jc HAWKINS, %
Attorn ey-s-at-Law.
Office. Formerly occupied by Enterprise of-
rp M. Me 11NTOTSM,
Physician <&■ Surgeon,
Thomasvillo, Georgia.
jgyOFFICK OVCr Stark’s, corner Broad and
Fletcher Streets.
J)It. JOKXj-43. COYLE.
DENTIST
THOMASVILLE, GEORGIA.
ori'ici:. llroad'St.. ovorll'ickctfs.
g (}. McLendon,
Attorncy-at-Law,
I’rompt attention given to till business en
trusted to him. • , .
Office—Over Watt’s store, coiner Broau anu
Jackson streets.
J II. COYLE, D. D. S.,
Resident Dentist,
Thomasvillo, • • • Georgia.
Offors fils services to th citizens of Tlioin-
asvlllo and vicinity*
Office hours—From 9 a. in. to 1 p. in., and
from 2 to 5p.ni.
Offlco—On Jackson streot. *
WALTER S. HILL,
Proiute Gommission Merchant,
—FOR TyK 8Alil'. OF—
Southern Fruits
5 VEGETABLES,
Lei'nnte Pears am! Melons a Specially.
•JOO Hl’ASH »T,. NKH YUIIK.
Relcrcnces: Irving National Bunk, N. Y.;
Fruit Growers’ National Bank, Smyrna, Del.
Represented in Thomasvillc by A. Brown.
WANTED,
500 Gars Watermelons,
5000 Baskets of Early Fruits,
l'orjwlm li I will p.iy liijjlu.n mmketJprice
in or sell on commission, mi.l I will
pay a ivwar.l ol'-S2r, tu tlm pcrsim shipping
me the car nt the hugest melon' this|season.
This reward is over ami almvc the market
price of sac! car when receive.!.
A. r. IiICKETS
Wholcsnlcl Fruit Jainl Protlitte Dealer,
[Olmttniiooga, Tcnn
lidcrcncc: People's Lank ami oilier l.anks
here; also U. (!. Ilnn k Co., nnd the wholesale
merchants of this city generally.
H.STAIM.IMIlliD l«W.
E. IS. W<h9I)WAKI),.
GENERAL
Commission Merchant,
Melons and Pears Specialties.,
174 CHAMBERS ST.,
NEW VOlili.
I3emiet;t & Hall,
€'O.UMIKMIOX llllilU!ll.lJIPf|
Fruits and Produce.
Melons and Pears
SPECIALTIES.
No. 101 WEST STREET
NEW YORK.
\v. i). mitciiki.t., it. <:. Jiri'L'mtr.i,
JyJHTCHKLL & MITCHELL,
Attorncys-at-Law,
Thomaavllle, • * Georgia.
W. 15RUCJ0, M. D.
Office, up-stairs.
Coinor of Broad and Fletcher streets, [aug
15-’85-3yJ
T.
S. DEKLE, M. I).,
Office in Hayes Building
Rosidonco—Corner College avenue and Slag
noil a street.
Telephone communication. No. 23 t«*r night
culls.
N. S. Eaves,
CONTRACTOR and BUILD
the
Thomasvllle, Goorgla.
I will bo glad to make contra< ...
construction of all classes of buildings, pub
11c aud private, in either brick or wood.
I will guarantee in every Instance
glvo satisfaction. Designs and plans dr
and careful estimates made.
MY Motto—Good, honest work at
prices. If you want any building dotio call
on mo. I will submit estimates wlioti
contract Is awarded mo or not. I refer
the many public buildings erected by me
Thomasvllle and elsewhere, and all parties
for whom I have worked'
BY FAB THE
ROUTE
—TO—
NEW YORK OR BOSTON
SAVANNAH
—AND THE—
OCEANSTEAMSHIPLINE
—OK TIIE—
Central Railroad ol. Georgia.
SUMMER EXCURSION TICKETS
Now on sale nt reduced rates, (food to
return until October hist, 188h.
Magnificent Steamers nnd elegant ser
vice. Free-from the bent ami dust incident
to nil-rail routes. If jou arc sick the tri|
will invigorate nnd build you up. tio cttsl
hy sea nnd you'll never regret it.
' Passengers, before purchasing tickets via
ptlier routes, would do welt to inquire first
of tile merits of the Uoute via Savannah.
Further information may be lnu^ by apply
in" to the Agent at your station, or to
M.S.BEI.KNAP, W.F, SlIELLM AN,
(icneral Manager. Truffle Manager
E. T. CHARLTON, CLYDE BOSTICK,
Gen. Pass. Agent. Trav. Pass, Agt„
Savannah Ga.
Direct Route!
FROM ALL PRINCIPAL POINTS IN
THEfSOUTH TO CHICAGO AND
THE NORTHWEST.
wo through oxproBH trains dally, with Full
man I’Ailaeo Buffet Sleeping Cars by night,
ami Chair Cars by day, between Clu-
eliinattl and Chicago, Indianapo
lis and Chicago, and also bo
tween Louisville ami
Chicago,
where close c°n»
unctions aro made for
8t. l'aitl, Fargo, Blsmark, Tol
land, Omaha, Kansas City, San Francisco
and points Intermediate--
New Fast Mail,
Leaving Louisville, Dally except Sunday, at
7 -30 a. in. Cinclnnattl, Dally, except Suuday
at 7:45. Arriving at Chicago at C :55.
Tho most rapid sorvlco over attempted no
tween tho Great Commercial Cities on tho
OhloIUvor and Chicago.
/$o~7 hrough Coupon Tickets, Bnggngo cheek
ed to destination, and your safety and com
fort provided for, aro among tho points that
have made tho
MOMOl ROUTE
Universally and deservedly popular,
OHN B.C.YR30N, Ylcn-pros’t and Oon’l Mgr
W. II. McDOEL, Gen'l Traffic Manager,
E. (). McCORMICK, Gen.l Passenger Agent-
r. W. GLAJDING. Passongor and Freight Agt.,
138 Broad St.. Thomasvillo Ga.
Whiddon House
(Opposite Pltfoy Wood* Ilotel.)
THOMASVILLE, - GA
E. B. Whiddon, Prop.
Tills house, localeil in flic most t'esif-
able anti eentral part of tho pity, is new
anti complfto in every particular. Fur
nished in tho most elegant manner and
provided with all conveniences of mod
ern hotels. The menu is perfect, and
tho service rendered hy trained andfpo-
lilo servants.. Terms reasonable, and
prices graded according to accommoda
tions furnished. Carriages from tho
house meet all trains.
dcclO-ly
Fife & Beverly
MEIGS, ■
Georgia.
—m:,ileus ik-
General Mercliandi c b
AND ALL KINDS OF-
Builders’ Supplies,
Lumber, etc.
'pared t<* furnthdi anything w in
siuiiu Link, Wo make a upcclvlt
W<
Dd lu tho LUM
Mouldings, Turned Scroll Work.
Tho moHtolPburato dortlgns will bo fuithful
ly and correctly executed. Wo oporato tho
beat equip I* sd mllla, and carry tho largoat
Htoek of so isonod lumber in Southern Goor
gla. Parti dm wanting lumber wlllsavo money
by consulting us befnro placing their ordore.
FIFE k BEVERLY
Grlen&lMk,
Contractors & Builders
TIIOMASVILLR, GA.
Wo will ho glad to mako contracts for, or
KUperlnteiid, all cJiumph of buildingH, public
or private, in either brick or wootl. Will fur
nish plans and apod float Ions If required. If
you want any building dono cnll on us, and
wo will submit estimates wholhor contract is
awarded us or not. Wo will guarantco Satis
faction In all our work. Wo refer to tho many
buildings erected by us In Thomasvllle, and
to all parties for whom wo have worked.
Shop on Fletcher st., 2nd door from Broad.
Thomasvillo, Ga., April 3, 1889.
B. D. FUDGE,
TIIOMASVILl-K, GA.,
DEALER IN
HARDWARE
Stoves, Iron,
Tin and Hollow Ware,
Bus ui SgorBi Ms
of all kinds, and [agent for
King’s Powder Co
p tl2-d0m
The Elmwood,
Marietta, Ga,
This new and beautiful hotel, elegantly
furn lulled,
First class in all of its appointments, has
been leased by M. G. Whitlock, former own
er and proprietor of tho late
“WHITLOCK HOUSE,”
11 is table »I1(1 service will satisfy the most
fastidious. His beds arc delightful. Terms
reasonable. Address,
M. G.J WHIT LOCK,
Marietta, Ga.
—ON—
Easy Terns,
THE
Black Place
IN FEARNS1DE.
A good large lot,
five room house, nice
location.
Price $1,400; one-
third cash, balance in
one and two years, at
8 per cent, interest.
This place will be
rented to good ten
ant; . Apply to
11 Mallei,
REAL ESTATE BROKER,
Thomasvillo. » <4ooi , " , ia>