About Thomasville times-enterprise and South Georgia progress. (Thomasville, Ga.) 1904-1905 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 3, 1905)
w TiMES-ENTERPRI&E, THOMASVU, I.E, FEBRUARY, 3, 1905. ALWAYS CALL FOR A CIGAR BY ITS NAME “CREMO” MEANS MORE THAN ANY OTHER NAME SHOWN BAUDS GOOD FOR PUSEST8 "Urjtil Biller la tbs WsrU." c PERFECTLY TRUE. Hamlet Fatt—The hypocrley of rome people is disgusting. Now Ran* tlngton goes around sayincj^Bt his wife is an angel, when VK'body knotfs that he married her for her money. Yorick Hamm—Well, she's an angel Just the same. Ain't she backing Rantington’s tour? Lady Marjorie Bruce, after a visit to this country, says American men are the most kind and courteous in the world. Irrigation in Dakota. A proposition is now on foot to irri gate certain parts of North Dakota and eastern Montana whereby the govern ment is to put in irrigation canals and the settlers are to pay $25 an acre for the service, payable in ten annual in stallments -of $2.50 each. Btatz or Ohio, Citt or Toledo, » Lucas Count*. f "• Fkahk J. Cheney make oath that he is senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney A Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, County and state aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of one nundeed dol* labs for eaeh and every case of catabuu that cannot be cured by tho use of Hall’s Catabuu Cube. • Frank J. Cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed iu my presence, this 6th day of Decern- ^ seal, j ber.A.D., 1836. A.W. Gleason, Hotary Public. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and acts directly on the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Cheney A Co., Tolodo, O. Kohl by all Druggists, 75c. Tako Hail'8 Family Fills for constipation. The Real Egotist. "Father,” said the small boy, “what is an egotist?” "An egotist, my son, is a man who has the impudence to think he knows more than you do, instead of giving you credit for knowing more than ho does."—Washington Star. FRENCH. "To speak the French tongue isn’t hard, Most any live man can command it; The trouble," said he, "that I find Is making the French understand it.'* —Modern Society. APPLAUSE. Bashful Abner—"What would yoj lay if I kissed you?” Maiden—"Well, considering it’s you, l would say ‘bravo.’"—Chicago Joun ual. WISE PAPA. Dorothy—Papa, the piano must be tuned In time for the reception to night. Father—Nonsense. Play something from Wagner, and they won’t know the difference.—Philadelphia Bulletin. ALL DEPENDS. Nordy—Say, they wouldn’t let my friend. Sadklns, register. An outrage, wasn’t It? Butts—I don’t know whether It was an outrago or not. What ticket. did ho want to vote? WORTH WINNING. "Did you win anything on tho elec tion?” "Yes. The gratitude of a man who wanted to bet mo $50 it wouldn’t come out as It did.”—Chicago Rccord-Hcp aid. THE FEMININE INTELLIGENCE. "Why don’t you insist on being the head of the house?” "I am the head of the house,” an swered Mr. Meekton resolutely. "But, ns Henrietta says, a head is no good without brains.”—Washington Star. SHE KNEW BETTER. He—"Yes, he’s interested in one oi these wildcat mining companies." She—"Wliat a joker you nre! Don’t you suppose I know that you don’t haw to mine for wildcats?"—Philadel phia Press. TAKING CARE OF THE PENNIES. Plncher—I believe in that old saying about taking care of tho pennies. You know it. don’t you? Spenders—Oh, yes. "Take caro of the pennies and the dollars will take care of your heirs."—Philadelphia Press. AT GORY GULCH. **I heard th°t some o’ tl»’ boys start- * ed shootin’ at tho bail last night. Whut wux the trouble?” j "No trouble," said Piute Pete. "Some I guy told ’em that it wu; goin* to bo a j bang up affair." | EASILY PLEASED THEN. Nell—"So their engagement is off?" j Belle—"Yes. She says ho was too bard to please." . Nell—"That’s funny. He must have changed since he proposed to her.”-* Philadelphia Ledger. AMONG THE GUNS. The Shotgun—Here! You can't vote here. Get out The Rifle—Why can’t I vote hero, hey? The Shotgun—Because you’re a t$>- pcatcr! Git! HIS RESENTMENT. The Judge—"You called him a liar, ; did you? IIow did lie take it?" The Colonel—"He agreeably sur prised me, sub, by acting like a perfect gentleman. Ho knocked me down, sub."—Chicago Tribune. (At2 -’05) I RICH IN EXPECTATIONS. I “They’re comparatively rich, aren’t j they?" “Well, I wouldn’t say ‘comparative ly,’ but ‘relatively.’ They have a rich uncle of whom they expect great things.’’—Philadelphia Public Ledger, LYNCHED HIM. Stranger—"Is Piacn Pete hanging around here?" Bad Mike—"No, they cut. him down yesterday.”—Hartford (Conn.) Outr an t. Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of warning symptoms will soon prostrate a woman. She thinks woman’s safeguard is Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. THE LIMIT. Hc-*"I don’t tbluk your brother John /ikes me." She—"Ob," I am sure he does. Why, he told me to day you were a regular brick; he went further, in fact, and said you were a regular gold brick.’’— Philadelphia Ledger. “Drab Mrs. Pinkiiam:—Ignorance and neglect are the cause of untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the " ’ * * *' — * ** organic I knew I _ : Lydia E. PJnkhnm’s Vegetable Compound faithfully, accohling to directions, and was rewarded in a few weeks to find that my aches and rmins dis appeared, and I again felt tho glow of health through my body. Since I have been well I have been more careful, I have also advised a number of my sick friends to take Lydia E- Pinkham’s Vegetable Com- DISCOURAGING REPORT. "Is your boy getting along well al college this year?" I "He was until a few days ago, when he sprained one of bis ankles, and now be tells me he's likely to be olT tho regular team for the rest of the ecu* 1 son.”—Chicago Tribune. women in the West) When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstru ation, weakness, lcucorrhoca, displacement or ulcei bearing-down feeling, ini nerrousneso, sleeplessness, meisncnoiy, Bii-Kwuo »uu hbb/wup e H feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is l and true remedy. Lydia K. Pinldmm’s Vegetable Compound removes such troubles. Bcfuse to buy any other medicine, for you liceration of the womb, that l of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or flatulence), general dsbility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or ore beset with such symptoms os dimness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri tability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, “all-gone" and “ want-to-be- left-alone H feelimrs. blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is one tried at once removes need the best. “Drab Mbs. Pinkham :—Forover two years I suffered more than tongue can express with kidney and bladder trouble. My physician pro nounced my trouble catarrh of tho bladder, caused by displacement of the womb. I had a I frequent desire to urinate, and it was very pain- I ful, ftnd lumps of blood would pass with tho urine. Also nad backache very often. PROFESSIONAL CRUELTY. "The trouble," said the dentist, as ho probed away at the nchiug molar with j a long, slender instrument, "is evident ly due to a dying iwrrV I "Well," groaned the victim, "it’s up j to you to treat the dying with a little ! more respect.”—Chicago News. | THE SILVER-TONGUED pNE. ' "So that’s the silver-tongued oratoi. Is it?" said the man In the rear scat. I ‘Wonder why they call him that’:’’ j "Because,'" replied the weary listen- ; cr, “silence, which is golden, is so much more valuable than Ids oral ary.” -Cincinnati Commercial Tribune ae. Also had backache venr often. “After writing to you, and receiving your reply to my letter, I followed your advice, and feel that you and Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vewe- table Compound have cured me. Tho medicine drew my womb into its pn place, and then I was well. I never any pain now, and can do my house work “—Mnt Alice Lamow, Kincaid, Mis*. Ho other medicine for female ill* In the world ba» recplred Each widespread and unqualified endorsement. Mr*. Plnkham Invite* all *lck women to write herfor advice. Sho ho* guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn. Mass. KILLING TIME. "They say that little town where Di. Carver located is one of the healthiest in the country." "Yes.” "How does the doctor kill time?" "By searching for some means to eradicate the germ of health.”—Cleve land Plain Dealer. Wanted to Insure His Snakes. “We have queer assignments in our business as well as you do in yours," said a flro insurance agent to a re porter. "Aside from soliciting busi ness on our own hook we must at tend to calls from persons who write direct to the office. The other day I was sent to a small apartment not far from Tammany Hall. The man who wrote opened tho door himself and Invited me to take a chair. Just as I was about to alt down a huge snake uncoiled himself, dropped from the chair to the floor with a bang and scurried off to a basket behind the steam heater, hissing defiance at me as he went. To say that I was scared but feebly expresses my feelings. " ‘Don’t mind Peter,’ said the man as calmly as though he had been speaking cf a pet dog. 'He won’t bite unless you step on him. He Is the soul of good nature, is Pete. Lio down, old man.’ "In a rocking chair I found another snake. The man fold mo there were five snakes In this room, which he used in his business as a showman. But I could have sworn r saw fifty of them. He noticed my nervousness and led the way into his bedroom. There was another snake curled up on his bed. stupefied. It was on the sick list and he had given it dope. "Yes, he wanted me to Insure his snakes. I believe the company made some sort of a deal with him, but I never went back a second time."—New York Press. Margie—If you don’t quit teasing mo I’ll tell mamma and she’ll tell papa, then papa will whip you. Harry—Then I’ll cry and grandma will give me some candy, and I won’t give you any.—Chicago Nows. A good many men make money not because they have brains, but bocause others haven't, says the Birmingham News. FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous* ness after first day’s use of Dr. KJIne’s Great Nerveltestorer.l^trlftl bottleand treatise freo Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd., Ml Arch 8t., Phi la., Pa. In the latest form of hospital construc tion there are no corners or angles in the wall which may catch dust. A Guaranteed Cura For Pile*. Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles. Druggists trill refund money if Paso Ointment fails to cure in 0 to 14 days. 50c. A new tribe was recently discovered in India in which contagious diseases are com bated by killing those who are attacked. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children teething, soften tho gums, reduces inflamma tion, allays pain, cures wind oollc, 25c.a bottle The total quantity of peat in Sweden is estimated to equal a supply for two centur ies of the present coal import to that country. Plso’s Cure Is the host medicine we ever used for all affections of throat and lungs.—Wu. O. Exdslby, Vanburen, lnd., Feb. 10,1900. The dissection of human bodies by med ical students has been practiced since B. C. 320. To Core n Cold In One Day Take Laxative Broino Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s signature is on box. 25c. Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. Sold bv ell druggists, $1. Mail orders promptly filled by Dr. E. Dotchon, Crawfordsville, lnd. Male Shoppers Preferred. "Saleswomen would rather wait up on ten men customers than one wo man," said the floor manager of ex perience. "There is no question but men make tho beat and most agree able shoppers. They know what they want, are easily suited and are not fussy. They have a genial way that makes them easier to satisfy than wo men are. Their manners are not so stiff. "No man ever crushes a salesgirl with a haughty stare. Men seldom haggle over prices. They may easily be persuaded to buy a higher priced article If they have the money, and you can convince them they are get ting their money’s worth. Men show good taste and Judgment In buying ar ticles they know little about. Their fondness for large sizes borders on the ridiculous, sometimes. Shoes, gloves, ehirts—they want them all with ample room. It is a pity most men seem to feel uncomfortable and out of place In a store. Persons who sell goods would like to aee them oftener.”—New York ALL DONE OUT. JUST LIKE A WOMAN. She (sentimentally)—"Would you dare anything to me, dear;’’ He (passionately)—"Anything, dear." 8h<* (rapturously)—"Oh, what, for in stance?" He hesitated a moment and then- kissed her! She (angrily)—"How dared you?"-* Brooklyn Lifo . Veteran Joshua Heller, of 700 South Walnut street, Urbann, III., anys: "In the fall of 1899 after taking Doan’s Kidney Pills I told the reader* of thia paper that they had relieved me of kid ney trouble, dis posed of a lame back with pain across my loins and beneath the should- der blades. Dur ing the interval which lias elapsed I have bad occasion to resort to Doan’s Kidney Pills when I noticed warnings of an attack. On each and every occa sion the results obtained were Just aa satisfactory as when the pills were first brought to ray notice. I Just aa emphatically endorse the preparation .. T <11.1 niv.. Inm rnora ■ irn •• to-day ns I did over two years ago.’ Fostcr-MIlbum Co.. Buffalo, N. Y., proprietors. For sale by all druggists, price 50 cents per box.. Dr. Llewellyn Jordan,■ Medical Examiner United 8U Treasury. GOOD POTATOES BRING FANCY PRICES 9 srows hit* .crop ol good pots lot*, —u. Potash GERMAN KALI WORKS xk-91 Nassau Stmt, or , AttaB. Ca.-ctX Seri Eltnd St. SwssmihsoonoIr’mrMmUst.'^'. . •toiUac Ram*. Oa. «*■**<«» "®JSl ANNUAL SALE, TtH MILLION G5XES ■^taJitufilneo*. anorinsmt and isaaa»ttasa; ^Thompson’s Eyewater No. 14 WIro, With Two-Point Barbs, Threa InchM Apart. Tho Barbs ora Haifa* Long as Common Barb Wire; It Is Just as Effec tive as Common Barb Wire, and Does Not Cat Your Stock all to Plocoa. It Is put up on K alls roels only, and Is sold by tho mile, not by tho pound, we will propay freight to any railroad station In Georgia, Ala bama and South Carolina, at IU.60 per mils. (MBXTIOX THIS FAME.) ANDERSON HARDWARE CO., Atlanta, Go. WANTED-Inisash Flats, Salesmen to salt c”^«Aho» T l 6 Cc5 0 *JiR‘c^£i2^ Piedmont Barb Wii MEDICAL EXAMINER ^ ■■■■■■" Of the United States Treasury Recom mends Pe-ru-no- Another Prominent Physician Uses and Endorses Pe-ru-na. D B. LLEWELLYN JORDAN. Modi- cal Examiner of the U. 8. Treasury Department, graduate of Columbia College, and who served three years at West Point, has the following to say of Peruna: * “Allow me to express my gratitude to you for the benefit derived from your wonderful remedy. One short monthluiH brought forth a vast change and I now consider myself a well man after months of suffering. Fel low sufferers,Peruna will cure you. n A constantly increasing number of phy sicians prescribe Peruna in their practice. It has proven its merits so thoroughly that even the doctors have overcome their prejudice against so-called patent_ medi cines and recommend it to their patients. Peruna occupies a unique position in medical science. It is ..the only internal systemic catarrh remedy known to the medical profession to-day. Catarrh, as every one will admit, is the cause of one- half the diseases which afflict mankind. Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one- half of the people of the United States. , •a******************************** | I Rohert R. Roberts. M. D., Wuh- *: { ington, D. C., writes: ♦ j * “Through tny own experience , j * as well as that of many of my } | Jfriend1 and acquaintances who*\ * hare been cured or relieved of l j * catarrh by the use of Hartman’s* J Peruna, I can confidently recom- » | mend It to those suffering from * | such disorders, atul have no hesl- { t tat Ion In prescribing It to my* * patients,”—Hubert II. Roberts. ! Catarrh is a systemic disease curable only by systemic treatment. A remedy that cures catarrh must aim directly at the depressed nerve centres. This is what Peruna docs. Peruna immediately invigorates the nerve-centres which gives vitality to the mucous membranes. Then catarrh disap pears. Then catarrh is permanently cured. If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results Iron the use of Peruna, write at once to l>r. Hartman, giving a full statement of your case, and he will ba pleased to give you his valuable advice C Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, jOhio. ^hi/e^UicABigBargain To bitter .dr.rttM tb. South’. Loudluc Bu.lne.s Coll..*, tour aeholnrahlp. »ro of fered young peiuone of thle eounty at Ie«* th»o eoot. WRIT* TODAY. When to Shake Hende. Tho question of when and bow to ehkke hands with guests Is s difficult one. A hostess-should shako bands with every guest who copies to her house, whether her own friend or the friend of her friend, both on their ar rival and departure. A young girl In troduced to an older woman should await the action of the older, who, if kindly disposed, will shake hands. Any man presented to a woman—unless ho Is decidedly elderly or distinguished— must wait for her to make a move ment toward shaking hands, and when one woman presents to another the man who Is accompanying her it l* the duty of friendship, as well aa hos pitality, for the man to be met with a cordial handshake.—New York News. Paderewski Is coming over again to ibow us the latest style in scrambled hair, says tho Washington Post, What Would Happen. / ”1 wonder if ws should tell the little sav age children about Hants Claus?” .aid the missionary ns Christmas approached." "No,” cautioned his friend. "If we do they will oxpectustodlstrlbutestocklngs.” A LOVELY COMPLEXION N«w York Lady Prove* That Evsrjr Wo man Hay Hava It by Using Catlcara Soap. Mrs. R. Reichenberg, wife of the well- known jeweller of 140 Fulton 8t., New York, says: "I had a friend who waa just ly proud of her complexion. When asked what gave her such a brilliant and lovely complexion, she replied, ‘A healthy woman can be sure of a fine skin if she will do as I do, use plenty of Cuticura Soap and water.’ She insisted that I follow her example, which I did with speedy convic tion. I find that Cuticura Soap ktepa the skin soft, white, and clear, and prevents redness and roughness." Causa for Alarm. Pennlbus—Poor Scribbles Is worried. Inkerton—What’s the trouble? Pennlbus—He’s afraid he has lost his canning as a humorist. Tho English maga zines are beginning to oopy his jokes. Malsby & Co. 41 Sooth Forsjth SL Atlanta. C*. Engines, Boilers, Saw Mills « AND ALL KINDS OF MACHINERY OompUU Hit. onrrtrf *» .fort fir IllttSDlATK .Kifmnl IM Kmdiln.ry.LoxMtPrlcM ul Bm» T.rJM Writ* u* lor catalogue, price* •tc.. before buying. Best on Earth Gantt’s Planters and Distributors WC GUARANTEE THEM. OEWARE OF IMITATION*. Writ, tor FrlcM nnd CMIofM. GANTT flFQ. CO„ n*con. On.
