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TiMES-ENTERPRI&E, THOMASVU, I.E, FEBRUARY, 3, 1905.
ALWAYS
CALL FOR A CIGAR
BY ITS NAME
“CREMO”
MEANS MORE THAN
ANY OTHER NAME
SHOWN BAUDS GOOD FOR PUSEST8
"Urjtil Biller la tbs WsrU."
c
PERFECTLY TRUE.
Hamlet Fatt—The hypocrley of
rome people is disgusting. Now Ran*
tlngton goes around sayincj^Bt his
wife is an angel, when VK'body
knotfs that he married her for her
money.
Yorick Hamm—Well, she's an angel
Just the same. Ain't she backing
Rantington’s tour?
Lady Marjorie Bruce, after a visit
to this country, says American men
are the most kind and courteous in
the world.
Irrigation in Dakota.
A proposition is now on foot to irri
gate certain parts of North Dakota and
eastern Montana whereby the govern
ment is to put in irrigation canals and
the settlers are to pay $25 an acre for
the service, payable in ten annual in
stallments -of $2.50 each.
Btatz or Ohio, Citt or Toledo, »
Lucas Count*. f "•
Fkahk J. Cheney make oath that he is
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney A
Co., doing business in the City of Toledo,
County and state aforesaid, and that said
firm will pay the sum of one nundeed dol*
labs for eaeh and every case of catabuu
that cannot be cured by tho use of Hall’s
Catabuu Cube. • Frank J. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed iu my
presence, this 6th day of Decern-
^ seal, j ber.A.D., 1836. A.W. Gleason,
Hotary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. F. J. Cheney A Co., Tolodo, O.
Kohl by all Druggists, 75c.
Tako Hail'8 Family Fills for constipation.
The Real Egotist.
"Father,” said the small boy, “what
is an egotist?”
"An egotist, my son, is a man who
has the impudence to think he knows
more than you do, instead of giving
you credit for knowing more than ho
does."—Washington Star.
FRENCH.
"To speak the French tongue isn’t hard,
Most any live man can command it;
The trouble," said he, "that I find
Is making the French understand it.'*
—Modern Society.
APPLAUSE.
Bashful Abner—"What would yoj
lay if I kissed you?”
Maiden—"Well, considering it’s you,
l would say ‘bravo.’"—Chicago Joun
ual.
WISE PAPA.
Dorothy—Papa, the piano must be
tuned In time for the reception to
night.
Father—Nonsense. Play something
from Wagner, and they won’t know
the difference.—Philadelphia Bulletin.
ALL DEPENDS.
Nordy—Say, they wouldn’t let my
friend. Sadklns, register. An outrage,
wasn’t It?
Butts—I don’t know whether It was
an outrago or not. What ticket. did
ho want to vote?
WORTH WINNING.
"Did you win anything on tho elec
tion?”
"Yes. The gratitude of a man who
wanted to bet mo $50 it wouldn’t come
out as It did.”—Chicago Rccord-Hcp
aid.
THE FEMININE INTELLIGENCE.
"Why don’t you insist on being the
head of the house?”
"I am the head of the house,” an
swered Mr. Meekton resolutely. "But,
ns Henrietta says, a head is no good
without brains.”—Washington Star.
SHE KNEW BETTER.
He—"Yes, he’s interested in one oi
these wildcat mining companies."
She—"Wliat a joker you nre! Don’t
you suppose I know that you don’t
haw to mine for wildcats?"—Philadel
phia Press.
TAKING CARE OF THE PENNIES.
Plncher—I believe in that old saying
about taking care of tho pennies. You
know it. don’t you?
Spenders—Oh, yes. "Take caro of
the pennies and the dollars will take
care of your heirs."—Philadelphia
Press.
AT GORY GULCH.
**I heard th°t some o’ tl»’ boys start-
* ed shootin’ at tho bail last night.
Whut wux the trouble?”
j "No trouble," said Piute Pete. "Some
I guy told ’em that it wu; goin* to bo a
j bang up affair."
| EASILY PLEASED THEN.
Nell—"So their engagement is off?"
j Belle—"Yes. She says ho was too
bard to please." .
Nell—"That’s funny. He must have
changed since he proposed to her.”-*
Philadelphia Ledger.
AMONG THE GUNS.
The Shotgun—Here! You can't
vote here. Get out
The Rifle—Why can’t I vote hero,
hey?
The Shotgun—Because you’re a t$>-
pcatcr! Git!
HIS RESENTMENT.
The Judge—"You called him a liar,
; did you? IIow did lie take it?"
The Colonel—"He agreeably sur
prised me, sub, by acting like a perfect
gentleman. Ho knocked me down,
sub."—Chicago Tribune.
(At2 -’05)
I RICH IN EXPECTATIONS.
I “They’re comparatively rich, aren’t
j they?"
“Well, I wouldn’t say ‘comparative
ly,’ but ‘relatively.’ They have a rich
uncle of whom they expect great
things.’’—Philadelphia Public Ledger,
LYNCHED HIM.
Stranger—"Is Piacn Pete hanging
around here?"
Bad Mike—"No, they cut. him down
yesterday.”—Hartford (Conn.) Outr
an t.
Mrs. Fairbanks tells how neglect of
warning symptoms will soon prostrate a
woman. She thinks woman’s safeguard is
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound.
THE LIMIT.
Hc-*"I don’t tbluk your brother John
/ikes me."
She—"Ob," I am sure he does. Why,
he told me to day you were a regular
brick; he went further, in fact, and
said you were a regular gold brick.’’—
Philadelphia Ledger.
“Drab Mrs. Pinkiiam:—Ignorance and neglect are the cause of
untold female suffering, not only with the laws of health but with the
" ’ * * *' — * ** organic
I knew I
_ : Lydia E.
PJnkhnm’s Vegetable Compound faithfully, accohling to directions,
and was rewarded in a few weeks to find that my aches and rmins dis
appeared, and I again felt tho glow of health through my body. Since
I have been well I have been more careful, I have also advised a number
of my sick friends to take Lydia E- Pinkham’s Vegetable Com-
DISCOURAGING REPORT.
"Is your boy getting along well al
college this year?"
I "He was until a few days ago, when
he sprained one of bis ankles, and now
be tells me he's likely to be olT tho
regular team for the rest of the ecu*
1 son.”—Chicago Tribune.
women in the West)
When women are troubled with irregular, suppressed or painful menstru
ation, weakness, lcucorrhoca, displacement or ulcei
bearing-down feeling, ini
nerrousneso, sleeplessness, meisncnoiy, Bii-Kwuo »uu hbb/wup
e H feelings, blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is
l and true remedy. Lydia K. Pinldmm’s Vegetable Compound
removes such troubles. Bcfuse to buy any other medicine, for you
liceration of the womb, that
l of the ovaries, backache, bloating (or
flatulence), general dsbility, indigestion, and nervous prostration, or ore
beset with such symptoms os dimness, faintness, lassitude, excitability, irri
tability, nervousness, sleeplessness, melancholy, “all-gone" and “ want-to-be-
left-alone H feelimrs. blues, and hopelessness, they should remember there is
one tried
at once removes
need the best.
“Drab Mbs. Pinkham :—Forover two years
I suffered more than tongue can express with
kidney and bladder trouble. My physician pro
nounced my trouble catarrh of tho bladder,
caused by displacement of the womb. I had a
I frequent desire to urinate, and it was very pain-
I ful, ftnd lumps of blood would pass with tho
urine. Also nad backache very often.
PROFESSIONAL CRUELTY.
"The trouble," said the dentist, as ho
probed away at the nchiug molar with
j a long, slender instrument, "is evident
ly due to a dying iwrrV
I "Well," groaned the victim, "it’s up
j to you to treat the dying with a little
! more respect.”—Chicago News.
| THE SILVER-TONGUED pNE.
' "So that’s the silver-tongued oratoi.
Is it?" said the man In the rear scat.
I ‘Wonder why they call him that’:’’
j "Because,'" replied the weary listen-
; cr, “silence, which is golden, is so
much more valuable than Ids oral ary.”
-Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
ae. Also had backache venr often.
“After writing to you, and receiving your
reply to my letter, I followed your advice, and
feel that you and Lydia E. Pinkham’a Vewe-
table Compound have cured me. Tho
medicine drew my womb into its pn
place, and then I was well. I never
any pain now, and can do my house work
“—Mnt Alice Lamow, Kincaid, Mis*.
Ho other medicine for female ill* In the world ba» recplred
Each widespread and unqualified endorsement.
Mr*. Plnkham Invite* all *lck women to write herfor advice.
Sho ho* guided thousands to health. Address, Lynn. Mass.
KILLING TIME.
"They say that little town where Di.
Carver located is one of the healthiest
in the country."
"Yes.”
"How does the doctor kill time?"
"By searching for some means to
eradicate the germ of health.”—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Wanted to Insure His Snakes.
“We have queer assignments in our
business as well as you do in yours,"
said a flro insurance agent to a re
porter. "Aside from soliciting busi
ness on our own hook we must at
tend to calls from persons who write
direct to the office. The other day
I was sent to a small apartment not
far from Tammany Hall. The man
who wrote opened tho door himself and
Invited me to take a chair. Just as I
was about to alt down a huge snake
uncoiled himself, dropped from the
chair to the floor with a bang and
scurried off to a basket behind the
steam heater, hissing defiance at me
as he went. To say that I was scared
but feebly expresses my feelings.
" ‘Don’t mind Peter,’ said the man
as calmly as though he had been
speaking cf a pet dog. 'He won’t bite
unless you step on him. He Is the soul
of good nature, is Pete. Lio down, old
man.’
"In a rocking chair I found another
snake. The man fold mo there were
five snakes In this room, which he
used in his business as a showman.
But I could have sworn r saw fifty
of them. He noticed my nervousness
and led the way into his bedroom.
There was another snake curled up on
his bed. stupefied. It was on the sick
list and he had given it dope.
"Yes, he wanted me to Insure his
snakes. I believe the company made
some sort of a deal with him, but I
never went back a second time."—New
York Press.
Margie—If you don’t quit teasing mo
I’ll tell mamma and she’ll tell papa,
then papa will whip you.
Harry—Then I’ll cry and grandma
will give me some candy, and I won’t
give you any.—Chicago Nows.
A good many men make money not
because they have brains, but bocause
others haven't, says the Birmingham
News.
FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous*
ness after first day’s use of Dr. KJIne’s Great
Nerveltestorer.l^trlftl bottleand treatise freo
Dr. R. H. Kline, Ltd., Ml Arch 8t., Phi la., Pa.
In the latest form of hospital construc
tion there are no corners or angles in the
wall which may catch dust.
A Guaranteed Cura For Pile*.
Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding
Piles. Druggists trill refund money if Paso
Ointment fails to cure in 0 to 14 days. 50c.
A new tribe was recently discovered in
India in which contagious diseases are com
bated by killing those who are attacked.
Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for children
teething, soften tho gums, reduces inflamma
tion, allays pain, cures wind oollc, 25c.a bottle
The total quantity of peat in Sweden is
estimated to equal a supply for two centur
ies of the present coal import to that
country.
Plso’s Cure Is the host medicine we ever used
for all affections of throat and lungs.—Wu.
O. Exdslby, Vanburen, lnd., Feb. 10,1900.
The dissection of human bodies by med
ical students has been practiced since B.
C. 320.
To Core n Cold In One Day
Take Laxative Broino Quinine Tablets. All
druggists refund money if it fails to cure.
E. W. Grove’s signature is on box. 25c.
Itch cured in 30 minutes by Woolford’s
Sanitary Lotion. Never fails. Sold bv ell
druggists, $1. Mail orders promptly filled
by Dr. E. Dotchon, Crawfordsville, lnd.
Male Shoppers Preferred.
"Saleswomen would rather wait up
on ten men customers than one wo
man," said the floor manager of ex
perience. "There is no question but
men make tho beat and most agree
able shoppers. They know what they
want, are easily suited and are not
fussy. They have a genial way that
makes them easier to satisfy than wo
men are. Their manners are not so
stiff.
"No man ever crushes a salesgirl
with a haughty stare. Men seldom
haggle over prices. They may easily
be persuaded to buy a higher priced
article If they have the money, and
you can convince them they are get
ting their money’s worth. Men show
good taste and Judgment In buying ar
ticles they know little about. Their
fondness for large sizes borders on the
ridiculous, sometimes. Shoes, gloves,
ehirts—they want them all with ample
room.
It is a pity most men seem to feel
uncomfortable and out of place In a
store. Persons who sell goods would
like to aee them oftener.”—New York
ALL DONE OUT.
JUST LIKE A WOMAN.
She (sentimentally)—"Would you
dare anything to me, dear;’’
He (passionately)—"Anything, dear."
8h<* (rapturously)—"Oh, what, for in
stance?"
He hesitated a moment and then-
kissed her!
She (angrily)—"How dared you?"-*
Brooklyn Lifo .
Veteran Joshua Heller, of 700 South
Walnut street, Urbann, III., anys: "In
the fall of 1899 after taking Doan’s
Kidney Pills I told
the reader* of thia
paper that they had
relieved me of kid
ney trouble, dis
posed of a lame
back with pain
across my loins and
beneath the should-
der blades. Dur
ing the interval
which lias elapsed
I have bad occasion
to resort to Doan’s
Kidney Pills when
I noticed warnings
of an attack. On each and every occa
sion the results obtained were Just aa
satisfactory as when the pills were
first brought to ray notice. I Just aa
emphatically endorse the preparation
.. T <11.1 niv.. Inm rnora ■ irn ••
to-day ns I did over two years ago.’
Fostcr-MIlbum Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.,
proprietors. For sale by all druggists,
price 50 cents per box..
Dr. Llewellyn Jordan,■
Medical Examiner United 8U
Treasury.
GOOD POTATOES
BRING FANCY PRICES
9 srows hit* .crop ol good pots lot*,
—u.
Potash
GERMAN KALI WORKS
xk-91 Nassau Stmt, or ,
AttaB. Ca.-ctX Seri Eltnd St.
SwssmihsoonoIr’mrMmUst.'^'. .
•toiUac Ram*. Oa. «*■**<«» "®JSl
ANNUAL SALE, TtH MILLION G5XES
■^taJitufilneo*. anorinsmt and
isaaa»ttasa;
^Thompson’s Eyewater
No. 14 WIro, With Two-Point Barbs, Threa
InchM Apart. Tho Barbs ora Haifa* Long
as Common Barb Wire; It Is Just as Effec
tive as Common Barb Wire, and Does Not
Cat Your Stock all to Plocoa.
It Is put up on K alls roels only, and Is sold by
tho mile, not by tho pound, we will propay
freight to any railroad station In Georgia, Ala
bama and South Carolina, at IU.60 per mils.
(MBXTIOX THIS FAME.)
ANDERSON HARDWARE CO., Atlanta, Go.
WANTED-Inisash Flats, Salesmen to salt
c”^«Aho» T l 6 Cc5 0 *JiR‘c^£i2^
Piedmont Barb Wii
MEDICAL EXAMINER
^ ■■■■■■"
Of the United States Treasury Recom
mends Pe-ru-no-
Another Prominent Physician Uses
and Endorses Pe-ru-na.
D
B. LLEWELLYN JORDAN. Modi-
cal Examiner of the U. 8. Treasury
Department, graduate of Columbia
College, and who served three years at
West Point, has the following to say of
Peruna: *
“Allow me to express my gratitude
to you for the benefit derived from
your wonderful remedy. One short
monthluiH brought forth a vast change
and I now consider myself a well
man after months of suffering. Fel
low sufferers,Peruna will cure you. n
A constantly increasing number of phy
sicians prescribe Peruna in their practice.
It has proven its merits so thoroughly that
even the doctors have overcome their
prejudice against so-called patent_ medi
cines and recommend it to their patients.
Peruna occupies a unique position in
medical science. It is ..the only internal
systemic catarrh remedy known to the
medical profession to-day. Catarrh, as
every one will admit, is the cause of one-
half the diseases which afflict mankind.
Catarrh and catarrhal diseases afflict one-
half of the people of the United States. ,
•a******************************** |
I Rohert R. Roberts. M. D., Wuh- *:
{ ington, D. C., writes: ♦ j
* “Through tny own experience , j
* as well as that of many of my } |
Jfriend1 and acquaintances who*\
* hare been cured or relieved of l j
* catarrh by the use of Hartman’s*
J Peruna, I can confidently recom- »
| mend It to those suffering from *
| such disorders, atul have no hesl- {
t tat Ion In prescribing It to my*
* patients,”—Hubert II. Roberts. !
Catarrh is a systemic disease curable
only by systemic treatment. A remedy
that cures catarrh must aim directly at
the depressed nerve centres. This is what
Peruna docs.
Peruna immediately invigorates the
nerve-centres which gives vitality to the
mucous membranes. Then catarrh disap
pears. Then catarrh is permanently cured.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results Iron the use of Peruna,
write at once to l>r. Hartman, giving a
full statement of your case, and he will ba
pleased to give you his valuable advice
C Address Dr. Hartman, President of
The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus,
jOhio.
^hi/e^UicABigBargain
To bitter .dr.rttM tb. South’. Loudluc
Bu.lne.s Coll..*, tour aeholnrahlp. »ro of
fered young peiuone of thle eounty at Ie«* th»o
eoot. WRIT* TODAY.
When to Shake Hende.
Tho question of when and bow to
ehkke hands with guests Is s difficult
one. A hostess-should shako bands
with every guest who copies to her
house, whether her own friend or the
friend of her friend, both on their ar
rival and departure. A young girl In
troduced to an older woman should
await the action of the older, who, if
kindly disposed, will shake hands. Any
man presented to a woman—unless ho
Is decidedly elderly or distinguished—
must wait for her to make a move
ment toward shaking hands, and when
one woman presents to another the
man who Is accompanying her it l*
the duty of friendship, as well aa hos
pitality, for the man to be met with
a cordial handshake.—New York
News.
Paderewski Is coming over again to
ibow us the latest style in scrambled
hair, says tho Washington Post,
What Would Happen. /
”1 wonder if ws should tell the little sav
age children about Hants Claus?” .aid the
missionary ns Christmas approached."
"No,” cautioned his friend. "If we do
they will oxpectustodlstrlbutestocklngs.”
A LOVELY COMPLEXION
N«w York Lady Prove* That Evsrjr Wo
man Hay Hava It by Using
Catlcara Soap.
Mrs. R. Reichenberg, wife of the well-
known jeweller of 140 Fulton 8t., New
York, says: "I had a friend who waa just
ly proud of her complexion. When asked
what gave her such a brilliant and lovely
complexion, she replied, ‘A healthy
woman can be sure of a fine skin if she
will do as I do, use plenty of Cuticura Soap
and water.’ She insisted that I follow her
example, which I did with speedy convic
tion. I find that Cuticura Soap ktepa the
skin soft, white, and clear, and prevents
redness and roughness."
Causa for Alarm.
Pennlbus—Poor Scribbles Is worried.
Inkerton—What’s the trouble?
Pennlbus—He’s afraid he has lost his
canning as a humorist. Tho English maga
zines are beginning to oopy his jokes.
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