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ATHENS BANNER : TUESDAY MORNING . JUL'Y ‘1891
YOUR
AT 25 PER CENT LESS THAN ACTUALS
Everything I own in the City-Real Estate, Horse, Wagon. Fine Hearse and my magnifi-
cent Stock of FURNITURE, COFFINS, TRUNKS, etc. ranging from $12,000 to $15,000.
Will show invoices for every piece of Goods in stock. Everything must go, as I propose to
leave Athens.
321, 323 and 325 East Broad Street.
IN DEAD EARNSET-
arrangements for the alli
ance RALLY BEING MADE.
TO BE ON THE CAMPUS.
And Probably Under the Gospel Tent
—Every Preparation Being Made for
Entertaining a Large Crowd- It
WUl be a Gala Time,
TO WELCOME THE FARMERS.
Although it is now nearly a
month until the convention of the
Georgia Agricultural Society to be
held in Athens, it is not a bit too
soon to begin preparations for a be-*
coming welcome to the horny handed
sons of toil. *
The association will be convoked
in Athens August the 6tb, and from
all accounts it promises to be the
grandest gathering'of farmers ever
assembled before in this State since
the Agricultural Society of Georgia
was formed. There is more interest
felt in the State now than ever be
fore for agricultural pursuits, more
genuine desire to build up the farm
ers clubs, and more friendliness gen
erally for the work of the State Ag
ricultural Society than Georgia has
ever known before. Much of this re
vival is, of course, due to the A1-
lianee’e work, for since the farmers
have united they have forced every
other profession to accord them
more recognition than has hereto
fore been granted. The Alliance
has been the making of the Georgia
Agricultural Society, and the society
is growing stronger and larger day
by day.
The people of every avocation all
over Georgia are looking forward to
Athens convention to be the most
successful meeting the fanners of
Georgia have ever had, for more rea
sons than one. Aside from the great
awakening of the agricultural inter,
ests of the State, the opinion is gen»
eral that Athens is the best city in
Georgia in which a convention of
this kind can be held. Athens has
justly won a widespread reputation
as being a city most friendly to the
farmers, and in addition to this en»
joys the Bame—and has enjoyed it
lor all time—of being the most hos
pitable city in this entire region of
the South. Naturally enough, there
fore, the hundreds of delegates to
the next convention of the Georgia
State Agricultural Society are confi
dently looking forward to a grand
rally and a successful meeting here
next month..
They shall not be disappointed.
The citizens of Athens should be
gin at once to prepare for the coming
of the farmers. Onr enterprising
Mayor will call a meeting of the
citizens in due time,‘and they should
lose not a moment in arranging
every necessary detail in the pro
gramme of entertainment for the
farmers. There will be more than
three hundred delegates here and a
large crowd of visitors, and, of
course,'The hotels cannot -begin to
accommodate the htrodredB of peo-
. Arrangements should be made
at once with those who are willing to
entertain several guests at their
homes.
We cannot delay this matter. Let
Athenians make ready to give the
Agricultural Convention cf Georgia
a rousiDg welcome to their Classic
City.
Shot and Killed.
Toccoa, Ga., July 4—[Special.]—
Berry Harris colored, shot and killed
Lon Mottry colored at four this p. nr.
They were drinking.
The murderer has not been
To greet the farmers.
When they come in teaming thous
ands to their grand rally to be held here
on July 16th.
The Alliance Bally will soon he all
the talk on the streets of Athens.
The heat of the great prohibition cam
paign is dropping considerably towards
a moderate temperature, and people are
turning their attention towards other
subjects for discussion.
Everyone appreciates the fact that
the largest crowd ever seen in Athens
will assemble here on this occasion, and
consequently every preparation will be
made for the great event.
Mayor Brown is doing every thing in
his power to do the thing up right, and
through bis efforts, supported by the
good citizens of Clarke county, the far
mers will he entertained royally.
In all probability the campus of the
University will be the place upon
which the farmers will gather, and it
will he a grand and imposing Bight.
An effort is being made to secure Mr.
Culpepper’s tent for the occasion, and
it will doubtless be uBed.
Chancellor Boggs has left instruc
tions to have the campus put in first
class shape and generonsly offered the
use of all the benches iu the college, if
it should he decided to hold the exer-
cieses there.
The old campus will be crowded witb
over twenty thousand farmers and the
distinguished speakers of the Alliance
will expound the doctrine of that order
in the very ablest manner.
THE M1DSCEMER FESTIVAL.
This is a foregone conclusion and the
midsummer festival is an assumed fact.
Mayor Brown will call a committee of
citizens together early this week to con
sider the matter and devise means and
methods of having a grand trades dis
play on the 16th with which to welcome
the farmers.
' The committee will probably call a
meeting of the citizens, later on and
enlist every person in the work.
The Alliance Rally and the midsum
mer festival will make Athens a scene
of gayety and splendor, of business and
of enegyy for at least one day.
And on that day all citizens will join
the tillers of the soil in their great ex
ercises
DISSOLUTION AND COPARTNER
SHIP NOTICE.
The firm of Yeas, Vonderau A Bick
ers, is this day dissolved by mutual con
sent, Mr. A.L. Bickers selling his in
terest and good will to the remaining
partners. Mr. A. S. Parker has pur
chased an interest in the business and
the name and style of the firm in fu
ture will be Vess, Vonderau & JCo.,
wbo assume all liabilities, and who are
authorized to collect all accounts due
the old firm. Vess, Vonderau & Co.,
July 1,1801.
For the Sunday Banker.
KISMET.
- DISASTROUS COLLISION.
Cars Off the Track and Contents
Burning.
Griffin, Ga., July 4.—Speoiall. This
morning at 6:20 a. m. an extra freight
train collided with the Bamesville ac
commodation ■ at Pomona, five miles
north of Griffin.
The freight was running on the sched
ule of the accommodation train. Six
or eight freight cars were
wrecked and their con-
badly smashed. One passenger, a
negro woman was hurt.
The Bamesville goober saw the
freight in time to stop. It will re-
qaire several hours to clear the track.
IN PLAIN ENGLISH!
Unquestionably considered of incal
culable consequence in correcting all
constitutional contamination, is Dr.
Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery.
Can conscientiously commend it to care
ful consideration, confident of of its
competency mail controllable chronic
complaints.
“ The “Golden Medical Discoveay” is
the result of much research and wide
experience, by a practical physician of
world renown; its formula embraces
the most potent restoratives of the
whole vegetable kingdom. Ii is espe
cially recommended fer all blood dis
eases—dyspepsia, ljver and kidney com
plaints, scrofula, salt-rheum, catarrh
and consnmption—in its earlystages —
insuring relief and cure in all cases I <
Never were kisses so sweet as hers,
Never were words bo tender,
Never were eyes so full of light,
Never a waist so Blender,
Never again will her lips meet mine,
Forever we two are parted t;
Oh, bow I miss ber— my love!—to-night,
As 1 sit here broken-hearted 1
Only a trifle wrought my woe,
Only a fate malicious,
Only a thoughtless word or two,
Only aa answer vicious,
Only a sulphurous little scene
When we both turned green and yellow;
And now, by jingo, she’s been and gone
And married another fellow!
A friend returning recently from New
York writes Interesting things. She says
tiie went there to learn how to pronounce
C&rmencita, and to buy a cheap pair of
gloves. In the latter undertaking she was
not successful. That one can shop better
in New York than in any good sized town
at to prices, is a mistake made by many.
If one wishes to buy a good thing, one
must pay its value eveiywbere, unless in
deed, one comes across a rare bargain.
Bargain! O, word of delight to a woman
humorously illustrated recently by an
heiress remarking apologetically to a
friepd: “Yea, I have married Lord L .
He whs going so ridiculously cheap that 1
couldn’t resistI should think the cur-
tain might ring down after that.
The name of the celebrated danseuse, as
pronounced by New Yorkers is Car-men-
thee-ta'; differing from the Italian in that
it would be Oar-men-cbee-ta in that lan-
gnage.
Perhaps the New York way is purely
local, and we outsiders can call it what we
like and be as near correct.
But there is no difference of, opinion re
garding the dancing of Oarmencita. Her
grace, her poetic motion, her passion of
abandonment to the pleasure she feels in
thus delighting ber audience, are granted
by all. Where an Italian opera would
leave the cheek nnflusbed, the bosom uo»
palpitating, this Spanish dancer enthuses
every beholder. There are no cold con
ventional speeches following her appear
ance ; every expression has an exclamation
point after it Wondrous, magnetic gift!
There are two styles of undergarments
worn by New York ladies, illustrative of
individual taste. The one patronized by
the progressive woman, consists of the
silk and lisle black equestrienne tights ei«-
ther in combination or separate upper and
under garments, witb black corset and
black silk petticoat With this beginning,
one may add a dress, and be prepared for
anything; shopping, visiting the Alps,
White mountains or sea shore. Many pre
fer this style because of its utility, as well
as the additional whiteness it imparts to
the skin. It is also cool and grateful to
the touch.
But the other class of women prefer
clothes that can be boiled and made sweet
In plenty of water. They eschew petti
coats, but wear, over their “bein kleider,”
which is German for leg-dressing, one
long dainty garment of swiss and lace,
that reaches from the low neck nearly to
the feet. That is comfort for yon, and
emancipation; but my friend says on this
subject:
“Emancipation! We may rave all we
will. We never will be emancipated while
we let our dressmakers rale us with the
imperial sway under which we now trem
ble and cower. Didn’t I myself drag
about with me two bags and forty-seven
pounds of baggage in the form ot a train
dress, all over the streets of New York!
Don’t I know F’
1 should say she did. But what use the
knowledge without the application? Si.il',
when we all get strong enough to stand up
to onr convictions; the millennium will be
close at band.
find in it—still blindfold—the second chap
ter of Proverbs.
It was a difficult thing to do even for a
good mmd reader; but it was done.
The conductors were two young men,
earnest thinkers, and of habits of concen
tration of mind. They blindfolded Mr.
H and each laid a band lightly on his
shoulder, bending their thoughts entirely
to what be was to do.
Almost without a pause Mr. H back
ed from the room, crossed the hall, select
ed the Bible, returned to the parlor, and
placing The Book on a table, slowly turned
leaf by leaf until the second chapter of
Proverbs was reached, at which he stopped
and said he could go no further,
Wns it not wonderful?
There have been many causes alleged
for this ability in certain people, bat the
one that to me most uearly approaches
jtae true merit of the phenomenon is one
but lately advanced and is that of unsel
fishness. Few people practise this virtue
to the extent of putting self entirely out
of consideration—giving thought always
to others; but one of the first instructions
given to a would be mind reader is*. “For
get yourself entirely—let your mind be
passive, subject to impression from your
conductors^” and it is but natural that that
person most aceustomed to forgetfulness
of self should be most readily receptive to
the earnest wishes of others if only in con
centration of thought. Mr. H baa all
of his life been unselfish—thought for oth
ers has been the main spring of bis exist
ence, and if this be not the solution of bis
wonderful ability to read minds, what is ?
Eva Freeman Hart.
RHYME WITH REASON.
To guess the number, who would dare
to?
Of all the ills that flesh iB heir to,
To bear the half you could not bear to;
And lovely woman has her share, too;
She’d have some leas if she’d repair
to
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription. For
“run-down” debilitated and overwork-
ed women, it is the best of all restora
tive tonics. A potent specific for all
those chronic weaknesses and diseases
peculiar to women; a powerful, general
as well as uterine, tonie and nervine.
It imparts vigor and strength to the
whole system. It promptly cures weak
ness of the stomach, nausea, indiges
tion, bloatingjdebility and sleeplessnt
in either sex. It is carefully com
pounded by an experienced physician
and adapted to woman’s delicate or
ganization. Purely vegetable aud per
fectly harmiess in any condition of the
system. The only medicine for women,
sold by druggists, under a positive
guarantee of satisfaction in every case,
or price ($1.00) refunded.
A charming evening was spent last week
at one of the pleasantest homes in Atbi-os,
and during the evening there was an exhi
bition of mind reading that was truly
wonderful.
One of the company, Mr. H was
quite celebrated as a reader, having done
almost incredible things in that tine; and
it was resolved by the othcs in the room
to put him to as severe a test as was possi
ble within the limit of the evening’s en-
te-tainment.
He was banished to another part of tbe
house, so remote as to make the hearing of
what was said iu tbe parlor an mpossibil
ity ; add to this, the fact of his beiug slight
ly deaf, and tbe speaking iu the parlor in
whispers, and one can see that as far as
being aware of the nature of his test by
hearing was concerned, he might as well
have been in Sitka.
The test that was suggested by a minis
ter, and added to by different persons in
the parlor was this: Mr. H being alli
ed in and blindfolded was to back ont of
the room into tbe hall; go to a certain ta
ble there, and, from among other books,
select tbe minister’s Bible, which be wa°
to lake to the parlor^place or a table, and
IT BROUGHT DOWN.
A Refreshing Midnight Shower Upon
the Land.
Canton, O., July 8.—True to hi*
promise, Frank Melbourne, the self-
styled Rain King, has brought, or at
least claims credit for the shower that
fell near midnight and 'continued sev
eral hours.
It was foUowing the severe rain of
over one week ago that Melbourne pre
dicted this rainfall. From that time on
hardly a clond appeared to break the
force of the sun’s rays, but on after
noon heavy clouds rolled up from the
west, and within a short time of their
appearance a heavy rain fell The next
morning broke clear, and continued so
until late in the evtning.
Melbourne, while not despairing,
stated that no rain might fall. He had
brought the rain, but, owing to atmos
pheric conditions, it was sometimes im
possible to accurately give the hour for
rainfall. A close watch has been kept
upon Melbourne’s quarters, a small
frame structure; about 7 feet square,
and located on the top of a coal house in
the northern part of the city..
Melbourne was constantly within, but
it was impossible to hear any sonnd, as
of the working of machinery, onto de
tect any odor of a chemical nature.
The Rain King persistently refuses to ■
throw any light npon the manner of i
machine he has invented or tho method !
of operating it. His next prediction is :
for July 1L_ _
THEIBONDS WILL FLOAT-
The Southern Mutual Will Take Some
of Them.
The city bonds will be floated at an
early date
The tightness of the money market
has retarded , the placi g of the bonds,
and the city will not sell them until it
can get the par value .at five per cent
interest.
The money market will be better
shortly and then -there will be no
trouble in placing them. The South
ern Mutual Insurance Company has
agreed to take $10,000 of the bonds at
five per cent and will probably take
more.
That is a good starter anil there will
be no trouble in getting all the money
needed for sewers and street improve
ment.
-.i-;
MR MELDRIM TALKS
Of the Visit of the Committee to
Washington.
The Atlanta Constitution published
an interesting interview with Hon. P.
VV. Meldrim concerning the trip to
Washington of the negro college com
mittee. He Baid:
Judge Hammond, the secretary of
the commission, and myself accompa
nied by Dr. White, of the Athens uni
versity, went to Washington some days
ago for an interview with Secretary
Noble. We found him a delightful gen
tleman, thoroughly courteous and will
ing to enter into a thorough discussion
of the disposition of the fund coming to
Georgia. We were frank in our state
ments and found the secretary equally
so. Both sides were determined to do
what was for the best and at the conclu
sion of the interview, we made a for
mal request that the money be turned
over to tbe state, with the
understanding that it Bbould be dis
tributed so that the colored people
would receive an equitable share of the
benefits accruing from it, the exact
manner of the distribution to be left to
the trustees of tbe State university, re
alizing the high character of tbe men
comprising the board of trustees and
tbe commission, and knowing that they
would deal justly by both races.
“The proposition met with a favorable
response from the secretary. In its
proposition the commissioners were
guided by the fact that in the begin
ning to the branch college existence it
may not, and probably will not,, re
quire as much money as it would la
ter on, when it is in running order and
has a large number of pupils enrolled
The commission will accordingly draw
Oh the funds for just what money is
needed, both at this time and hereafter.
“The commission is well satisfied
that this arrangement will be received
with general satisfaction; under it, if
the colored college needs half of the ap
propriation, it will get it; if that much
is not required, it will receive less. If
more than half is necessary to carry on
the work, it will be the recipient of
more than half.”
Mr. Meldrim seemed well pleased
with the result of the visit to Washing
ton.
“Now that this question has been
settled,’,’ said he, “the work of pre
paration can go right on. The school
will probably open at its permanent site
near the city, the first Wednesday in
October. A special meeting of the com
mission soon to be held, tbe selection of
a faculty and tbe arrangement of a
curriculum will be attended to. Al
though it is commonly spoken of as
higher education for the negro it could
be more properly titled industrial edu
cation. The grounds at the permanent
site will be cleaned up, the big man
sion overhauled and put in order and
new buildings put up. The large resi
dence how standing will probably be
used for recitation purposes, some of
the rooms being reserved for domestic
purposes for the faculty. At the lower
end of the ten acres donated a building
will be erected for tbe accommodation
of the pupils and other domestic pur-
K ses. Later on other buildings will
built. For the present these will
probably suffice. I am satisfied now
that the branch college will be in ex
cellent working order before the first
session is ended, and I think it will do
good work in solving several vexatious
problems.”
Sbe Admitted Taking It.
Portsmouth, O., July 8.—Mrs. Abi
gail Vontreau died at her home on East
Eleventh street from a dose of "Rough
on Rats” taken with suicidal intent. A
physician was summoned, but it was
only a short time before she died, and
after the empty box had been discovered,
that she admitted .that she had tnken
the poison. She had been in poor health
ing herself in the well, but the opening
was too smalL
He Steps Oat.
Cincinnati, July 8.—For thirty years
W. H. Harrison has been in the employ
of The Commercial Gazette. Now he
steps out, and it is said that a very gen-
eralvjhakMjpof the staff is to follow.
Marshall Halstead, the oldest son of the
editor, _ becomes editor-in-chief,
“d it w said that H. P. Boyden, form-
erly editor of the old Times in this city,
will become managing editor. General
H. V. Boynton will remain at Washing
ton, but anew man will be placed m
New York. A general shake-up all over
the establishment is expected *
Braised Up the Sleeper.
Dalton, Ga., July 8.—A dastardly
attempt to kill Captain C. C. Orendorf,
conductor of the Pullman car Bartholdi,
tood place during the night at Adairs-
t “ the train .was pulling ont
of that place the rear end of tho sleeper
was braised up and the glasses knocked
out with rocks and cinders weighing
about half a pound each. Conductor
Orendorf can give no reason for the at
tack, but it is supposed it was pure
meanness. The conductor was missed
only about six inches. A reward of
will he offered for the parties.
® UCHESS of Westminister, is
the fortunate pcssesfor of ihe Nassau
diamond which is valued atj£35,0tX). I
ff*
iHHHKRraUnHUi
Children’s Department.
WHY T IEY FAILED.
Here is a fact for thoughtless boys to
ponder upon:
Several boys who were candidates for a
naval cadetship fiom the Eighth Michigan
District were rejectee In cause the examin
ing physician torn d that tbeir hearts had
been affected by smoking cigarettes.
A DROP OF INK.
“I don’t see why vou won’t let me play
| with Robert Scott,” ponteo Walter Brown.
‘ “i know he does not always mind his mo
ther, and smokes cimrs, end some nines
swears. Hot 1 have been brought u,> bet
ter than that. He won’t hurt me, and I
should think you would trust me. Per
haps I cao do bsm good.”
“Walter,” said bis mother, “take this
glass of pure water, and put Just one drop
oflnk iuto it.” He did so.
“O mother, who would have thought
one drop would blacken a whole glass
so?”
“Yes; it has changed tbe color of the
whole, has it not? It is a shame to do that.
Just put one drop of clear w-uter iu it and
restore its purity,” said bis mother.
“Why mother, you are laughing at m \
One drop, nor a dozen, nor fifiy, woa’tdo
that.?’ ' \
“No, my son; and therefore I cannot
allow one drop of Robert Scott’s evil na
ture to mingle with your careful training,
many drops of wh ch will make no im
pression on him.’’
SHARE YOUR COMFORTS.
If you keep your eyes open, you will
discover that some boy or girl in school
never has any fruit ore meat or cake for
lunch. Would it. not be fun to take a
lunch to school for them and put it in tbeir
coat or desk when they did not know it?
Then you might sometime find a way to
drop a warm pair of stockings or gloves or
a comforter, into their desk as a glad sur
prise,;,^ , some little comtort for tbeir
brotners'Ar sisters, or even their father or
mother. Nothing shows the Christian la
dy or gentleman more truly than tbe way
they do ac<s of kindness or benevolence.
Last winter, at oucofjbe Boston rail-
rouii depots, two young men left a train.
Oae wore a thick ulster trimmed with for,
a fur cap and glovt-s; the ot her was lame,
had no overcoat or gloves, and seemed to
ahriuk inside of his clothes every time a
gust of wind struck him. He rubbed his
ears with his hands, and altogether was
the picture of misery. Tiny warmly clad
yt ung man suddenly pulled off his fur
g'oves and thrust them Into tbe cripple’s
band, and in a'moment had disappeared
in the crowd. First a puzzled, then a glad
look came into the face of the cripple, whs
was warmed as much by the expret-smo of
sympathy from another t s by the actail
warmth imparled hy the gloves.
, SOAKING VP SUNSHINE.
Some poet skilled in putting the motive
wisdom of life into happy phrases could
evolve a taking “piece” out of this *uiti, I
tfor
SHORT ITEMS
Important General New* ni.pMth*,,
Condensed Form.
President Harrison has left Wash®*
ton for Cape May, where ha will probi
bly remain a month or longer with w,
family. 5
The liabilities of Alexander & Ca
grain brokers of London and Liverwd
who have recently failed, amount v
about £30,000. *
An impure well at Mount Union <4
lege, at Alliance. O., ha-, develop
fever among students. One has
and four are ill.
At Shreveport, La., Conwav Moncore
saddlery, has sued his era. dors for s
respite of twelve mouths. Liabilities
$19,000; assets $30,000. '
-A farm hand at Mechanicshurg, 0
killed a blacksnake. of the racer specie
that- measured 9 feet in length and is
inches in circumference.
A colored boy, Norville Radcliffe
fired twenty shocks of wheat at Moral
Vernon, lud., to have some fun. Heii
now having some fun iu jail.
Thomas B. Lawson, a wealthy in
goods merchant at Middleport, 0., **
fined $15 for brutally whipping his
Earl, aged 18 years, with a buggy whip.
The four ^ men to die next week at
Sing Sing, N. Y., have embraced the
Catholic faith, and will die professinj
belief in the forgiveness of their siis,
and hope for future life.
George Jones and William Newton,
two weU known farmers of east Tennes
see, fought a duel on the state line over
a piece of property. Both were kilM,
being 6hot to death.
Five second cabin passengers on the
steamship City of Pavia, have been fined
for having contraband tobacco in then
possession. A woman had a quantity
of tobacco concealed in her hustle.
A fire is again raging in the 1
Company's colliery at Ashland, Pa. It
was first discovered at noon, and the
men and mules were hoisted to the sir-
face: Five hundred men are affected.
Tbe ham and stables of J. A. Myen.
near Paducah, Ky., were burned, t>
S ther with two mules, liav, fanning
plements, buggies, wagons .’etc. Loss,
$1,500. The blaze is supposed to haw
been the work of an incendiary'.
The boys who wandered away from
home in Averyville, Ills., were found
nearly dead in a swamp. So desperate
had they become iu their hunger th»s
they had been eating mud. It is fc«red
that the exposure and lack of foodnuj
yet result fatally.
The people of Aumns believe there
is nothing too good for the farmers
of Northeast Georgia—a fuel that
will he thoroughly demoDsira-ed
the 16th of Julv.
/7»E‘*BGI\, CLARK-- COCNTi.-Orfl*
VT rr’a office, 4clv 4th :
jtly 4th. 1*9'. Jot"; ' s: “'
Executor of Annie T Carnal,, deceased,
_ .„ . eents that he has fully discit.irgetl :h • ttuuwfc
meat of an unfortunate little “Arab ?>; M»»ulwaihfcanaprayaterle«ers-if(ii»mu > wt
The anecdote, ftoio tbe New Yo,t TM- 2ftS,'8K»,£.* a i“:rK«
uu*c, Iiuin lue new xora in- to show cause, if »nv they can. nor before
bur e, is as true to life as are Mrs. Dorothy 1 first Monday in October nc\I. why -aid»•<«*•
Stanley's pictures. “ tor should not bp aiecharged from
“Hi! Jimmy 1 Come down here I Let’s 8,M HEh “ oriiattfr
set on the bridge and go round when sbe
tu< ns.”
This from a ten-year-old street boy
star, ding on the approach to a bridge over
the Erie Canal in au interior city.
The person addressed was a fellow street
boy standing on a rai-ed footbridge over
the same muddy waterway. H« whs no
older than companion and fully asrag-r
ged. H . and carried a crutch,
but he b;' * « =£>(i!pttii&ation in a.philoso
phy of c .eatinen; itnu old Horace might
have etiV'd.
Be moo.' upon the footbridge aud an
swered:
"Naw. Can’t Got t’ slay here.’
“Aw, ccme on down. Wh
ur. Aw, come on down.
“Naw, can’t do it.”
“Why not? Wlint jer wauts ter fool
’round up there for? Ai«t no fun ud
there.” “ 1
“W*l,” was the answer that J:iumy
drawled out, with as solemn a face as ,,
cadet on parade, “I can’t come down no
how. I’ve got to slay up here am) toak in
all the sunshine 1 kin so as I kin laugh
whe-j it rams.”
TH VT EXPLAINED IT.
Comb here Ti mtny, at d ii
D .h’. wau’ter, i’» rather
T* a u-i
> h.
Tommy
Stand.
Teacher: W y, how is >ha’, T unmy?
T.-mmy: t-» ran * d s linger iu the
door this moreiug aiu 11 uigb d
WHAT IS IT?
VV E wish 4 .o inform the people ft
▼ v that we have opened a Jewelry e*
lishment in Palmer A Kionebrew’s Drug s *
10:> Ulavtou St. We are prepared to <*° $
and all kinds of repair work in our J 1 ?®’ ^
we solicit yonr wora. W« have werkfd1 » ,
trade hi Europe and America for
feel warranted in saying we can give sb*
satisfaction aa any one. Give us a can-
work guaranteed.
Harris & Hauser-
Opposite Post-ow*
July 4—d6m.
Highest of all in Leavening Power.—-U. S. Gov’t Report, Aug. *7> ^