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MONDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1965 CAPTAIN EASY THE TRIP MIGHT DO HIM GOOD! HE'S BEEN LEAVE IN YOUR MENTAL CONDITIONE YOU'RE TOO UPSET TO BE ALONE: NOW! GAP...I'D BEST GO AWAY TILL HE COOLS OFF! THEY'D NEVER FIND ME, DEEP IN THE SAHARA! I'M APPALLED THAT YOU'D LET YOURSELF GET SO DEPRESSED HOMER! DON'T YOU DARE EVER TRY THAT AGAIN! I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.. OR HOW I MISSED MYSELF AT SUCH A CLOSE RANGE! THE LEAST I CAN DO 15 TO DRIVE DOTY TO A DOCTOR! HIS WIFE'S DRIVIN' HIM. YOU JUST NICKED HIS LEG. BUT HE'S STILL YELLIN' HE'LL SUE YOU FOR PLENTY! THE WAY YOU DRIVE? YOU'D FINISH HIM OFF!NO, BROODING TOO MUCH! INDEED! 10-11 1965 by NEA, I MORTY MEEKLE I DOUBT IF IT'LL WORK, DICK CAVALLI I THINK I OUGHT TO QUIT SCHOOL AND MAKE ROOM FOR SOME LINDERPRIVILEGED KID WHO'S MORE DESERVING OF AN EDUCATION THAN I AM, POP. BUT ITS WORTH A TRY. I THINK I OUGHT TO QUIT SCHOOL AND MAKE ROOM FOR SOME LINDERPRIVILEGED KID WHOS MORE DESERVING OF AN EDUCATION THAN I AM, MOM. 10-11 ALLEY OOP BELIEVE ME, IT'S YEH... WE'RE INTERESTED BUT THIS ISN'T WAR, MR. OOP... GOOD! I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU ONCE YOU LINDERSTOOD OUR AIMS A FASCINATING I BET IT'S RESEARCH INTO THE WORLD OF THE MIND! IN ARTIFICIAL YOU IT AREP IT IS! STIMULATION OF MEMORY BY INJECTION PROJECT! IS? V.Hamlin P10-11 1965 by NFA, Inc. T.M. Reg. U.S. Pat. Off. 10-11 SHORT RIBS YEAH, I KNOW. BUT DO YOU REALIZE THAT OUR HUSBAND MATERIAL IS PROBABLY SUPERIOR TO THAT OF THE CAPITALISTS. GOSH NO. BECAUSE WERE USED TO TAKING ORDERS, NOT GIVING THEM! I'VE BEEN THINKING. DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE WE'RE MORE ROMANTIC? THAT'S DANGEROUS! 10-11 ONEAL 10-11 1965 by NEA, TM Bag US Pot Off,- BEN CASEY SHORTLY... MEDICINE? FOR ARTHRITIS! I FIGURED YOU'D GET SOME USE OUT OF THIS ONE-EYED MONSTER WHILE I'M NOT HERE TO BRIGHTEN YOUR HOURS WITH MY CHARMING PERSONALITY MAY I QUOTE DR. CASEY?.."HERE ISS A MEDICINE DEVELOPED ESPECIALLY FOR YOU BY A CHERMAN SCIENTIST MANY YEARS AGO, ACETATE HUH?? ASPIRIN! HA! OF SALICYLIC ACID I'LL TAKE SOME OF THAT CHARM AS SOON AS I TAKE MY MEDICINE. IN SPITE OF YOURSELF, RAMON REVERA YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE UP FOR 1 YOUR CRIME AGAINST FATHER AND ME MAC 1965 by NEA, Inc. T.M. Reg. US. Pot. Off EKK AND MEEK WE MUST GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND GIVE! GIVE 'EM OUR TIME! GIVE 'EM OUR LOVE! GIVE 'EM OUR MONEY! GIVE 'EM OUR HELP! THE WORLD IS IN A STATE OF EMERGENCY! PEOPLE EVERYWHERE NEED OUR HELP! GIVE 'EM MY REGARDS! WHAT D'YA SAY, EEK? Schneiden 10-11 1965 by NEA, loc. DICK TRACY BRIBERY, WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO ALL THE DANGEROUS JOBS? IT'S A CONTRACT! YOU KILL DICK TRACY, OR- "THERE! THE PICTURE WENT OFF," CRIES LIZZ, "BUT SAW A DAGGER AND SANDALS." AND AS THE CAT RUBS THE OTHER WAY- IT'S ON AGAIN. LOOK GETTING UP AGAIN! MUST BE COMING FROM-THE CATS OUR LOST D CAMERA! ICK 19 AT MR. BRIBERY'S CHESTER SOULO AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS 103 by The Chicago Tribu FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS IT SAYS SOME GUY HAS BEEN BUILDING A BOAT IN HIS GARAGE FOR THE PAST, 20 YEARS! IMAGINE ANY NUT WORKING THAT LONG ON A PROJECT! LOOK, HERE IN THE PAPER! HUH стя 10-11 1965 by NEA, Inc. TM Reg US POF 10-11 THE ATHENS BANNER-HERALD, ATHENS, GEORGIA WIN AT BRIDGE By JACOBY & SON 1985 Vanderbilt Cup Winners Newspaper Enterprise Assn. The American South really went out of his way to go wrong on deal 55 and the re- sult was 12 International Match Points to Italy. Our bidding is shown in the box. While North's jump to four spades with only two spades in his hand looks rath- er drastic, we were using IMP scoring and the score for four spades made represents a one IMP gain against the score for five diamonds made. South's decision to invite a slam by use of Blackwood at this point was doubtful to say 11 NORTH AKJ ♥KQ832 ◆ Q10 96 K3 4 EAST 4Q64 J75 J8 A9652 WEST 92 ♥A 10 9 6 452 QJ 1087 SOUTH (D) AA 108753 ❤4 AK 743 4 Both vulnerable West North East South Pass 2♥ Pass 14 Pass Pass 4 A 3 ? Opening lead-Q. the least. He planned to go to six if North indicated one ace and that six bid would have been a decided gamble unless North also held very good spades and either the queen or a doubleton in diamonds. As it was, North showed up without an ace and South found himself in five spades. He ruffed the second club and went after trumps. His prob- lem was to avoid losing a trump trick and he went wrong by leading a trump toward dummy and finessing the jack. This looks like tough luck. West was just as likely to hold the queen as East, but it was both tough luck and poor play. His play would win for him. if West held either queen- small or queen-and two small trumps. The play of the king from dummy to be followed by a lead of the jack and a fi- nesse, if necessary, would win against the same holdings in the East hand, but there was one extra thing going for the king play. The king play would also win if East held a singleton queen. This extra chance should have been sufficient to cause South to play the other way. RADIO STATIONS WDOL WGAU (CBS) 95.5 FM WRFC 960 AM 1470 AM 104.7 FM 1340 AM "Wizard of Oz" ACROSS 1 Canine character 5 "The Cowardly 9 "The Man' 12 Swan genus 13 African gazelle 14 Winglike part 15 Air (comb. form) 16 Carelessly (coll.) 18 "Wizard of Oz" heroine 20 Entire 21 Abstract being 12 Napoleon's site of exile 15 Ashy 27 Wapiti 30 Right angle to keel (naut.) 31 Interest (ab.) 32 Imbibe in honor of 34 Two (prefix) 35 Titanium (symbol) 36 Of the sun Answer to Previous Puzzle BATS PEN ELA HOES ABLE ALEE ROSEWAT PEALE EST GRES NEE As 1 2 3 4 5 10 11 6 7 18 9 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 20 19 21 23 24 22 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 48 49 47 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 11 NEWSPAPER ENTERPRISE ASSN. 37 Dry, as wine 38 Near 41 Biblical priest 42 Employ 43 Raise aloft 44 Footed vase 46 Qualified 48 Biblical region 52 Infallible 55 Stringed instrument 56 Saul's uncle (Bib) 57 Wind instrument 58 Domestic slave 59 Roman bronze 60 Eurasian evergreens 61 Fewer DOWN 1 Tailless amphibian 2 Spread for bread 3 Flood 4 Constellation. 5 Whip 6 Inactively 7 Shoulder OUR BOARDING HOUSE DEAR ABBY: Last year you gave me some sound ad- vice in regard to the purchase of baby skunks for my grand- sons. Mrs. Pearson, you will recall, was loathe to have the skunks, but since I had prom- ised them, you advised me to carry out my promise. I did, and everything worked out. splendidly. They are odorless, well-behaved and a joy to my grandsons. And Mrs. Pearson even learned to like the skunks. However, we now face another problem. My grand- sons are going back to Los Angeles, and their stepmother says no skunks. American Airlines has agreed to carry the skunks, the boys want their skunks, but the lady with whom they will live from. now on says no. What is your advice? DREW PEARSON DEAR MR. PEARSON: When the lady married your son, she knew he had little boys. But she didn't know the boys had little skunks. Her objections are based on prej- udice. Perhaps if your wife assured her they were odor- less, well-behaved and a joy. to the boys, she'd reconsider. I hope so. DEAR ABBY: We are a group of housewives who read the letter from the woman signed "LAZY, ASHAMED AND DESPERATE." She was disorganized and never got her housework done. That fits us to a "t." On the other hand, our husbands don't do anything around the house, SEER ADD VASE CRISIS TAMALE PARS INSERT STEP SACS SIS NOR TSAR MISRULE TANGO ALI SIMPL GEO TOPE ION SNOW EM ROTS (comb. form) 8 East Indian palm 9 Tax on land (Fr.) 10 Sick 11 Negative reply 17 Plebeian (slang) 19 African fly 23 Babies 24 Priestly vestment 25 "The Wicked _" 26 Infirm 28 Card game 29 Type of cabbage 30 Chief room YOU MAKE ME GO GRIN-LIP WITH THAT PHONY LAWYER TALK, AMOS! EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PRACTICALLY THREATENED ME JES SO YOU COULD BUY INTO MY OIL WELL! IT AIN'T MY FAULT IF WE HAD A LITTLE BAD LUCK ON OUR DRILLIN'! SO DON'T COME BELLYACHIN' TO ME! DON'T THINK YOU'LL GET AWAY WITH YOUR SCHEME, JAKE HOOPLE THAT OIL STOCK YOU SOLD ME IS WORTHLESS! MY LAWYERS ARE DRAWING UP A COMPLAINT RIGHT NOW. REYSE No SYMPATHY FROM JAKE= (Roman) 33 Chemical salt 37 Dawn 39 Proposes 40 Agitate 45 Entangle 47 System of weights 48 Water crystals 49 Sweetsop 50 Charged atoms 51 Tavern beverages 52 Feminine appellation. 53 Born 54 Masculine nickname DEAR ABBY ... Skunked Again! by Abigail Van Buren either. The basement is a mess and repairs and painting never get done unless we have someone to do it. If we do our part, shouldn't our hus- bands do theirs: BROOKFIELD, WISC. DEAR BROOKFIELD: Yes, but most husbands feel that after they've done a day's work elsewhere they should be able to come home and re- lax. Housekeeping is YOUR job, and the odd jobs around the house will have to wait until the Lord and Master gets around to doing them. It's still a man's world, girls, even though most of what he has is in his wife's name. DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 18 years. We have five lovely children and have always been a very close and happy family. My husband was mar- ried before I met him and I I was told that his wife got the divorce. Last night she tele- phoned him from another state, where she now lives (after 18 years), and she asked my husband to send her a copy of the divorce papers. She said she was trying to adopt a child and the welfare people told her they needed a copy. My husband asked her, "Didn't YOU get the di- vorce?" She said, "No. I thought YOU got it." Abby, I am worried sick over this. Can anything be done at this late date? The lives and repu- tation of our whole family are at stake. MOTHER OF FIVE AND NOT MARRIED DEAR MOTHER: If you and your husband don't have a lawyer, get one in a hurry. Don't panic. It can all be straightened out with little embarrassment. DEAR ABBY W:hat do you think of a husband who's al- ways complaining about his wife's cooking? BERT F. DEAR BERT: He's lucky. Most husband complain about their wives' NOT cooking. Problems? Write to Abby, Box 69700, Los Angeles, Calif. For a personal reply, enclose a stamped, self-addressed en- veloped. Hate to write letters? Send one dollar to Abby Box 69700, Los Angeles, Calif., for Abby's booklet, "HOW TO WRITE LETTERS FOR ALL OCCASIONS." The Worry Clinic Hank has millions of men in the same boat with him. But they should actually feel proud, for they are likely to be the executive or organizer types who are preserving our "free enterprise" system. Learn how to control your ul- cer via the advice below! By GEORGE W. CRANE, PH. D., M. D. CASE X-42: Hank J., aged 32, is a sales manager. "Dr. Crane," he began, "I enjoy my work but it keeps me so tense that my family physician now says I have a peptic ulcer. "How common are ulcers? "And what can a victim do to get rid of one?" A peptic ulcer is often the badge of a go-getter who is a fighter in our "free enter- prise" system. Actually, it may thus be al mark of distinction. Loafers and the chronic re- lief or welfare recipient are not likely to have an ulcer. Earlier this year Dr. H.M.. Pollard, medical professor at the University of Michigan, said: "If you want a good associ ate, pick a man with an ul- cer!" Dr. Pollard went even fur- ther and added: "He'll probably be the first man on the job in the morning and the last one out at night.". For the typical ulcer patient is an energetic, forceful per- sonality of the executive sort.. He is definitely not the carefree or Prodigal Son type. In fact, in that Bible story. it would likely have been the hard working older brother who had a peptic ulcer. For ulcer victims accept responsibility instead of shun- ning it. They do not shun a fight, whether in business or profes- sional competition. In sports, they are likely to be called the "money play- ers," meaning they bear down. hard in a crisis and come through successfully. Those of a placid tempera- ment or aloof from the real firing line of life, thus are more free from ulcer. Business executives, for ex- ample, have SIA unes as many ulcers as college pro- fessors! And the professors have less than the average man, too! Furthermore, wives have much fewer ulcers than do their husbands. The chief psychological dis- advantage of an ulcer is the fact it makes its victim caus- tic and irritable, at least be- fore meal time. But don't decry ulcers! Civilization would be much farther ahead if we had 10.- 000,000 more ulcer patients in the U.S.A. this very minute! But to lessen the medical disavantages of peptic ulcer, learn to let go of your office or factory tension when you head for home. The ulcer victim is likely to carry his workaday worries. over into his free time. That's a foolish as holding your suitcase after you have boarded a plane or train or bus. Learn to set your suitcase down after you make the plane! And become actively teamed up with the Almighty, for this is the best tranquiliz- ing force we medics can pre- scribe. Also, go low on caffeine drinks, for they stimulate more acid secretion in your stomach, and thus burn your ulcer that much more. Take a bit of food midway between meals or an alkaline tablet. And I have found that total abstinence from all fluids for 24 hours will likewice kill the pain, probably by thickening the protective mucus that paints the wall of the stom- ach. Send for my booklet "How to Control the Emotions," en- closing a long stamped, re- turn envelope, plus 20 cente for emotions cause ulcers! (Always write to Dr. Crane care of this newspaper, e closing a long stamped, ad- dressed envelope and 20 cents to cover typing and printing costs when you send for one of his booklets.) (Copyright by The Hopkins Syndicate, Inc.) PAGE NINE
