MONDAY, OCTOBER 11, 1965
CAPTAIN EASY
THE TRIP
MIGHT DO
HIM GOOD!
HE'S BEEN
LEAVE IN YOUR
MENTAL CONDITIONE
YOU'RE TOO UPSET
TO BE ALONE:
NOW!
GAP...I'D BEST
GO AWAY TILL
HE COOLS OFF!
THEY'D NEVER
FIND ME, DEEP IN
THE SAHARA!
I'M APPALLED
THAT YOU'D LET
YOURSELF GET
SO DEPRESSED
HOMER! DON'T YOU
DARE EVER TRY
THAT AGAIN!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME..
OR HOW I MISSED MYSELF AT SUCH A
CLOSE RANGE! THE LEAST I CAN DO 15
TO DRIVE DOTY TO A DOCTOR!
HIS WIFE'S DRIVIN' HIM. YOU
JUST NICKED HIS LEG. BUT
HE'S STILL YELLIN' HE'LL
SUE YOU FOR PLENTY!
THE WAY
YOU DRIVE?
YOU'D FINISH
HIM OFF!NO,
BROODING
TOO MUCH!
INDEED!
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MORTY MEEKLE
I DOUBT IF IT'LL WORK,
DICK
CAVALLI
I THINK I OUGHT TO QUIT
SCHOOL AND MAKE ROOM
FOR SOME LINDERPRIVILEGED
KID WHO'S MORE DESERVING
OF AN EDUCATION THAN
I AM, POP.
BUT ITS WORTH A TRY.
I THINK I
OUGHT TO QUIT
SCHOOL AND MAKE
ROOM FOR SOME
LINDERPRIVILEGED
KID WHOS MORE
DESERVING OF AN
EDUCATION THAN
I AM, MOM.
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ALLEY OOP
BELIEVE ME, IT'S
YEH...
WE'RE INTERESTED
BUT THIS ISN'T WAR, MR. OOP...
GOOD! I KNEW
I COULD COUNT
ON YOU ONCE YOU
LINDERSTOOD
OUR AIMS
A FASCINATING
I BET
IT'S RESEARCH INTO THE
WORLD OF THE MIND!
IN ARTIFICIAL
YOU
IT
AREP
IT IS!
STIMULATION OF
MEMORY BY
INJECTION
PROJECT!
IS?
V.Hamlin
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SHORT RIBS
YEAH, I KNOW. BUT DO YOU
REALIZE THAT OUR HUSBAND
MATERIAL IS PROBABLY SUPERIOR
TO THAT OF THE CAPITALISTS.
GOSH NO. BECAUSE WERE USED TO
TAKING ORDERS, NOT GIVING THEM!
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
DO YOU MEAN BECAUSE
WE'RE MORE ROMANTIC?
THAT'S DANGEROUS!
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BEN CASEY
SHORTLY...
MEDICINE? FOR
ARTHRITIS!
I FIGURED YOU'D
GET SOME USE OUT OF THIS
ONE-EYED MONSTER WHILE
I'M NOT HERE TO BRIGHTEN
YOUR HOURS WITH MY
CHARMING PERSONALITY
MAY I QUOTE DR.
CASEY?.."HERE ISS A
MEDICINE DEVELOPED ESPECIALLY FOR
YOU BY A CHERMAN SCIENTIST MANY
YEARS AGO, ACETATE
HUH??
ASPIRIN! HA!
OF SALICYLIC ACID
I'LL TAKE SOME
OF THAT CHARM AS
SOON AS I TAKE
MY MEDICINE.
IN SPITE OF YOURSELF, RAMON REVERA
YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE UP FOR 1
YOUR CRIME AGAINST FATHER AND ME
MAC
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EKK AND MEEK
WE MUST GO OUT INTO
THE WORLD AND GIVE!
GIVE 'EM OUR TIME! GIVE
'EM OUR LOVE! GIVE 'EM
OUR MONEY! GIVE 'EM
OUR HELP!
THE WORLD IS IN A
STATE OF EMERGENCY!
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE
NEED OUR HELP!
GIVE 'EM
MY REGARDS!
WHAT D'YA SAY, EEK?
Schneiden
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DICK TRACY
BRIBERY, WHY
SHOULD I HAVE
TO DO ALL THE
DANGEROUS
JOBS?
IT'S A
CONTRACT!
YOU KILL
DICK TRACY,
OR-
"THERE! THE PICTURE
WENT OFF," CRIES LIZZ,
"BUT SAW A DAGGER
AND SANDALS."
AND AS THE CAT RUBS
THE OTHER WAY-
IT'S ON
AGAIN.
LOOK
GETTING UP
AGAIN!
MUST BE
COMING FROM-THE CATS
OUR LOST
D
CAMERA!
ICK
19
AT MR. BRIBERY'S
CHESTER
SOULO
AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS
103 by The Chicago Tribu
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
IT SAYS SOME GUY
HAS BEEN BUILDING
A BOAT IN HIS GARAGE
FOR THE PAST,
20 YEARS!
IMAGINE ANY
NUT WORKING
THAT LONG ON
A PROJECT!
LOOK, HERE IN
THE PAPER!
HUH
стя
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10-11
THE ATHENS BANNER-HERALD, ATHENS, GEORGIA
WIN AT
BRIDGE
By JACOBY & SON
1985 Vanderbilt Cup Winners
Newspaper Enterprise Assn.
The American South really
went out of his way to go
wrong on deal 55 and the re-
sult was 12 International
Match Points to Italy.
Our bidding is shown in the
box. While North's jump to
four spades with only two
spades in his hand looks rath-
er drastic, we were using
IMP scoring and the score for
four spades made represents
a one IMP gain against the
score for five diamonds made.
South's decision to invite a
slam by use of Blackwood at
this point was doubtful to say
11
NORTH
AKJ
♥KQ832
◆ Q10 96
K3
4
EAST
4Q64
J75
J8
A9652
WEST
92
♥A 10 9 6
452
QJ 1087
SOUTH (D)
AA 108753
❤4
AK 743
4
Both vulnerable
West North East
South
Pass 2♥
Pass
14
Pass
Pass
4 A
3
?
Opening lead-Q.
the least. He planned to go to
six if North indicated one ace
and that six bid would have
been a decided gamble unless
North also held very good
spades and either the queen
or a doubleton in diamonds.
As it was, North showed up
without an ace and South
found himself in five spades.
He ruffed the second club and
went after trumps. His prob-
lem was to avoid losing a
trump trick and he
went
wrong by leading a trump
toward dummy and finessing
the jack.
This looks like tough luck.
West was just as likely to hold
the queen as East, but it was
both tough luck and poor
play.
His play would win for him.
if West held either queen-
small or queen-and two small
trumps. The play of the king
from dummy to be followed
by a lead of the jack and a fi-
nesse, if necessary, would win
against the same holdings in
the East hand, but there was
one extra thing going for the
king play.
The king play would also
win if East held a singleton
queen. This extra chance
should have been sufficient to
cause South to play the other
way.
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30 Right angle
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31 Interest (ab.)
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35 Titanium
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OUR BOARDING HOUSE
DEAR ABBY: Last year
you gave me some sound ad-
vice in regard to the purchase
of baby skunks for my grand-
sons. Mrs. Pearson, you will
recall, was loathe to have the
skunks, but since I had prom-
ised them, you advised me to
carry out my promise. I did,
and everything worked out.
splendidly. They are odorless,
well-behaved and a joy to my
grandsons. And Mrs. Pearson
even learned to like the
skunks.
However, we now face
another problem. My grand-
sons are going back to Los
Angeles, and their stepmother
says no skunks. American
Airlines has agreed to carry
the skunks, the boys want
their skunks, but the lady
with whom they will live from.
now on says no. What is your
advice?
DREW PEARSON
DEAR MR. PEARSON:
When the lady married your
son, she knew he had little
boys. But she didn't know the
boys had little skunks. Her
objections are based on prej-
udice. Perhaps if your wife
assured her they were odor-
less, well-behaved and a joy.
to the boys, she'd reconsider.
I hope so.
DEAR ABBY: We are a
group of housewives who read
the letter from the woman
signed "LAZY, ASHAMED
AND DESPERATE." She was
disorganized and never got
her housework done. That fits
us to a "t." On the other
hand, our husbands don't do
anything around the house,
SEER
ADD VASE
CRISIS
TAMALE
PARS
INSERT
STEP SACS
SIS
NOR
TSAR
MISRULE TANGO
ALI SIMPL
GEO TOPE
ION SNOW
EM
ROTS
(comb. form)
8 East Indian
palm
9 Tax on land
(Fr.)
10 Sick
11 Negative reply
17 Plebeian (slang)
19 African fly
23 Babies
24 Priestly
vestment
25 "The Wicked
_"
26 Infirm
28 Card game
29 Type of cabbage
30 Chief room
YOU MAKE ME GO GRIN-LIP WITH
THAT PHONY LAWYER TALK, AMOS!
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU PRACTICALLY
THREATENED ME JES SO YOU
COULD BUY INTO MY OIL WELL! IT AIN'T
MY FAULT IF WE HAD A LITTLE BAD
LUCK ON OUR DRILLIN'! SO DON'T
COME BELLYACHIN' TO ME!
DON'T THINK YOU'LL GET
AWAY WITH YOUR
SCHEME, JAKE HOOPLE
THAT OIL STOCK
YOU SOLD ME IS
WORTHLESS! MY
LAWYERS ARE
DRAWING UP A
COMPLAINT
RIGHT NOW.
REYSE
No SYMPATHY
FROM JAKE=
(Roman)
33 Chemical salt
37 Dawn
39 Proposes
40 Agitate
45 Entangle
47 System of
weights
48 Water crystals
49 Sweetsop
50 Charged atoms
51 Tavern
beverages
52 Feminine
appellation.
53 Born
54 Masculine
nickname
DEAR ABBY ...
Skunked Again!
by Abigail Van Buren
either. The basement is a
mess and repairs and painting
never get done unless we
have someone to do it. If we
do our part, shouldn't our hus-
bands do theirs:
BROOKFIELD, WISC.
DEAR BROOKFIELD: Yes,
but most husbands feel that
after they've done a day's
work elsewhere they should
be able to come home and re-
lax. Housekeeping is YOUR
job, and the odd jobs around
the house will have to wait
until the Lord and Master
gets around to doing them.
It's still a man's world, girls,
even though most of what he
has is in his wife's name.
DEAR ABBY: My husband
and I have been married for
18 years. We have five lovely
children and have always
been a very close and happy
family. My husband was mar-
ried before I met him and I
I was told that his wife got the
divorce. Last night she tele-
phoned him from another
state, where she now lives
(after 18 years), and she
asked my husband to send her
a copy of the divorce papers.
She said she was trying to
adopt a child and the welfare
people told her they needed a
copy. My husband asked her,
"Didn't YOU get the di-
vorce?" She said, "No. I
thought YOU got it." Abby, I
am worried sick over this.
Can anything be done at this
late date? The lives and repu-
tation of our whole family are
at stake.
MOTHER OF FIVE AND
NOT MARRIED
DEAR MOTHER: If you
and your husband don't have
a lawyer, get one in a hurry.
Don't panic. It can all be
straightened out with little
embarrassment.
DEAR ABBY W:hat do you
think of a husband who's al-
ways complaining about his
wife's cooking?
BERT F.
DEAR BERT: He's lucky.
Most husband complain about
their wives' NOT cooking.
Problems? Write to Abby,
Box 69700, Los Angeles, Calif.
For a personal reply, enclose
a stamped, self-addressed en-
veloped.
Hate to write letters? Send
one dollar to Abby Box 69700,
Los Angeles, Calif., for
Abby's booklet, "HOW TO
WRITE LETTERS FOR ALL
OCCASIONS."
The Worry Clinic
Hank has millions of men in
the same boat with him. But
they should actually feel
proud, for they are likely to
be the executive or organizer
types who are preserving our
"free enterprise" system.
Learn how to control your ul-
cer via the advice below!
By GEORGE W. CRANE, PH.
D., M. D.
CASE X-42: Hank J., aged
32, is a sales manager.
"Dr. Crane," he began, "I
enjoy my work but it keeps
me so tense that my family
physician now says I have a
peptic ulcer.
"How common are ulcers?
"And what can a victim do
to get rid of one?"
A peptic ulcer is often the
badge of a go-getter who is a
fighter in our "free enter-
prise" system.
Actually, it may thus be al
mark of distinction.
Loafers and the chronic re-
lief or welfare recipient are
not likely to have an ulcer.
Earlier this year Dr. H.M..
Pollard, medical professor at
the University of Michigan,
said:
"If you want a good associ
ate, pick a man with an ul-
cer!"
Dr. Pollard went even fur-
ther and added:
"He'll probably be the first
man on the job in the morning
and the last one out at night.".
For the typical ulcer patient
is an energetic, forceful per-
sonality of the executive sort..
He is definitely not the
carefree or Prodigal Son type.
In fact, in that Bible story.
it would likely have been the
hard working older brother
who had a peptic ulcer.
For ulcer victims accept
responsibility instead of shun-
ning it.
They do not shun a fight,
whether in business or profes-
sional competition.
In sports, they are likely to
be called the "money play-
ers," meaning they bear down.
hard in a crisis and come
through successfully.
Those of a placid tempera-
ment or aloof from the real
firing line of life, thus are
more free from ulcer.
Business executives, for ex-
ample, have SIA
unes as
many ulcers as college pro-
fessors! And the professors
have less than the average
man, too!
Furthermore, wives have
much fewer ulcers than do
their husbands.
The chief psychological dis-
advantage of an ulcer is the
fact it makes its victim caus-
tic and irritable, at least be-
fore meal time.
But don't decry ulcers!
Civilization would be much
farther ahead if we had 10.-
000,000 more ulcer patients in
the U.S.A. this very minute!
But to lessen the medical
disavantages of peptic ulcer,
learn to let go of your office
or factory tension when you
head for home.
The ulcer victim is likely to
carry his workaday worries.
over into his free time.
That's a foolish as holding
your suitcase after you have
boarded a plane or train or
bus.
Learn to set your suitcase
down after you make the
plane!
And become actively
teamed up with the Almighty,
for this is the best tranquiliz-
ing force we medics can pre-
scribe.
Also, go low on caffeine
drinks, for they stimulate
more acid secretion in your
stomach, and thus burn your
ulcer that much more.
Take a bit of food midway
between meals or an alkaline
tablet.
And I have found that total
abstinence from all fluids for
24 hours will likewice kill the
pain, probably by thickening
the protective mucus that
paints the wall of the stom-
ach.
Send for my booklet "How
to Control the Emotions," en-
closing a long stamped, re-
turn envelope, plus 20 cente
for emotions cause ulcers!
(Always write to Dr. Crane
care of this newspaper, e
closing a long stamped, ad-
dressed envelope and 20 cents
to cover typing and printing
costs when you send for one
of his booklets.)
(Copyright by The Hopkins
Syndicate, Inc.)
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