The Weekly Cartersville express. (Cartersville, Ga.) 18??-1867, January 04, 1867, Image 1

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VOL 5. Til Ik WIiBK.LV Cktrlorsvl He Htprew I* published evorjr FR ST taMMmn.g. U 4 lj*rioraviU*\ Unuwly, U*.* by S\IITH & Mn,\M, at Four Dalliirn, per an* hum, ttrictly in udeunot'; I'wo D >llane tor bix Mxith*; ttn* DuiUr for Tiirse Mouth*. A ivsirtii.-usnU for ui im ith. or lon* tima ‘Oil* DalUr per *q .ara, of tori Or lea*.) f»- *4cU iu»* rt i . ; ail other a ivorlieiueiil. Will bs chxrjoj Kin/ per cant on wl<i prices. JONES & MALTBIE, ATTuRHOS at u». Carttr*kiilt, Ou. X lr iU, a tt, ,J promptly toa'.l husl-lffM «n* \V truntc !to their care. Will prsct ce in th* CS *rt* jf uw, an i .quit* in the Cherokee Circuit, borriul attention tivento the collec tion ofe'iifn*. J in* i. ISifu. ly Jo in J - J Oll4l. K. M-iltl i*. Sur n e on and Mechanical Dentist. 1 filllK win Jammed rerp.'otfuily offer hfo pro- ■ J_ il service* to t!*« Htiz-n* of Car V»r.»iUe vid vicinity. He *■» P^P<red to do all hind* cf work b-'hmgiug t j lii« prufutui >n« I'oil setts of tß.'th out m on g«!J plat*- Work all war- F. M. JOHNSON. <’oitersvllle, F b. 13, 6m° Oil. T. F. JONKS, | f pKNUERtt Ilia profit mional services to the J cuben of KlNGrf’fU A and .ic.nily. itni j |,i,p fully Silicitd a po.tiOu oft- eir patronage. . Jane *. j J 0 HM w 7 W□?FO R o 7 Attorney at Law, CARTERS CUT, GA. J u-o. mi INSURANT AGtMT. Tlrpreai iit* the heat ;Northefn and - Cnmpxiii'"*. (• -d be (oiiikl at iKi* I tw olfice ot Wwtlurd «t E in on April 10, 18G6. i nos. yy . Attorney at En \v AND COUNTY COURT SOLICITOR. 4 arii.r«t ill«. €lu. W ’lairf particular att t'tifin to the r Ilor.iun nleLji<n*. Oft 2t). Jr>a «i U Hr aai oa , A7fi.tS.Y6 JOJNSTUOH AT LAW, Ki.\nb I U.N, GA. 1> t ’ .CIOs ) I \V h -.he vvrrt! coun* , i , : ~'i- t: i- *•••«• <*rcwit, stL«, Pah, ii -.i - * 11 F »r 1 : th unptat ». • '.•<.•< ito ilium «■, No*. S3, ly 'iVo • 'Cin.il r»-J* #! £ cash per annum.J > W. H. PHITCIIETT, AUidi iy at Law. CAME'Ut . GEORGIA. 1 % ' \ V. I ■''F i. iw in all the court* m the I •h.i.-.fc.-e fi-cu.: .nut Counties a.lj lining ft" ...... itiic A, HOWARD, ATT AHI CO’JNStLLO’I AT LAW, C »H i'i'-t-VIU.E, OA. HENRY P. FARROW, att.-sio it uv*. J -at ' C,- Dentistry. Dii. J. W. Kennedy, y ) fl'M* ' FTUI.I.Y inform* his old patrons iv and aii ot(.tr j vvh > mi) wish his services, hit n- will, iwior. aft. . visit <• irtersville. — Ail order* Lit t t r Unr* .'Store of W 1,. Kirkpitri 'k A. Cos.. for him, will be promptly Hti.-n le l u.. .Isle:* to ht« mimuntts patron* in to. iuu u:y. Feb. Lan ior II ous c, MARIETTA, OA.. BY LANIER & D3333, Proprietor* TIMMS House * located m a few steps of he I Railroad, where the oars stop. Passengers Hk* three meals a day here. M al* prepared a all hours. juiy ~A. W, I*. GOLDSMIIII, Attorney at La \v , Atu.wta ■ . GkOMOIA Will practice in Fulton and adjoining counties. .\l*o in lli«!'<O \X Superior Court OlV.cc over Holbrook's Hit Store, W hitchall- March 20, ~ Tunes -v maTtbie. REAL E-STATS AGENTS. CARTtRSVItIE GA A\ e are authorized to anti : 'nd hart* on hand setcral Houses uih! l.ols, and also numerous buiiuii'g lota in ihe town ol CartersviHc. Also several plantations ol various sizes in Rattovr Cos. Bus ties desiring- to buy or sell vrtU do well to C"£ ns a call. Ail eout ituo’erliotis promptly answered July 17. lfWSv Jamas W. Strange, Deals: >a STOVES. GRATES, IRON, HARDWARE, PLAIN AND JAPANNED TIN WARE, AC; Clean Lmen and Ce*t*»n S rc» taken in et change for Ropfiinn?, Jlootrng an {fettering dose v ; rfe nesrnr** «s! fjrtc rs'dlio, Ncv. I. w?v | ■ Crotlitrn, '-0 ’ 05Iasstoare, Cable Cutlcrn. ‘o The finest RS'b larcehtstock iu the SOUTH, at Wholesale AND Retail, On as good Terms, as can be had in the country, NORTH OR SOUTH, —BY MoBHIDE, DOBSETT & CO., WHITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA, N. vemWr if. Iwly Atlanta -A- IST ID Rolling Mill (jo., Atlanta, Ga. MANUFACTURERS OF RAIL-ROAD SPIKES, CHAIRS, BRIDGE BOLTS, BAR IRON, NAIL ROD, AND HORSE SHOE IRON. Castings, n( ~n J«M'ripiioii». in Brass or Iron, including RAIL-ROAD CAR W lEEIS, BOXES, PEDESTALS. FRONTS. COLUMNS. AND VERANDAHS. Mui Gearing and Machinery ot ail kinds. JOIIN D. GRAY, president. October ft.tf AMERICAN HOTEL. AUbama Street, • ATLANTA, GEORGIA. * i Opposite flic Passenger l)t pot. WHITER WHITL3CK, Proprietor *. Pl'tliE public pre respectfully informed that £ this Mouse ha ■ been r» .noddled and re fined, and re- | encil for the aecotrnnodr tior of the travelling public. Much time, labour and p»i*mTsc ha- be-n expended in miking.if v» irthy of patronage. Modern mprovcinents h«»t- been added, and the public can »e you e being equal to any in Sou hern cities. WHI FF, & WHITLOCK, Proprietors. BKYSKJ.N <V WYLGY, Clerks, j ny[24. G UTHRIE & c£ COMMISSION MERCHANTS, COXTOIsr FACTORS And Wholesale Dealers in PORK, BACON, LARD, FLOUR, BAGGING AND ROPE. | Ne. 17 Main St , Set. First an 1 Saco id Sts. |,UHISVILh£. KV. I consignments of (doi „a, uiaii.ig liberal s.lrjncsmi'nuon I the same, and giving our shippers fllll benefit of sal. s at Auction. wnieh we i ii..e every week, thereby getting fu 1 value for the Cotton Vt e reserve the optios of re jecting b ds if prices arc .it satisfactory. MR. W. 11. GU.Bt.Rr, of CariertviUe, is authorized to advance Gov rnsaest fax, (3 CU 1 per jxraedJmj =h<rrr:o->r* tors. { Atv* v 9» GI’THRIW ACO CARTERSVILLE OA, JANUARY 4, 1807, New Goods. J. A. ERWIN l C 0„ VFL now receiving and opening in NEW STORE, at the old stand of J. 1 Si. S. EUVVIA, a eplcudid .stock of FALL AND WINTER GOODS, C.'mpriaiug every variety adapted La tfc< wants of the country, , They invite all buyers to CALI AND EXAMINE. The terms bci n g CASH ! They will sell at small profit?. J A. ERWIN & CO. Cartersville, Oet 25, 185fi. J.H. White $ C Wholesale aud Retail Dealers in Blen and Boys , CLOTHING, I3BY-OOODS. HATS, BOOTS ANN SHOES, of all kinds, Which wi i be sOLi> Lower than ever offered in ATLANTA. OUR STOCK IS LARGE, and must be SOLD. Come One and All, And give us a Call. Small I*rolit■» and Quick Sales, is ou r motto. WHITEHALL STREET, ATLANTA, GA. October 26th, 1866.w3m *» Livery Stable By JONES & STOCKS, CARTERSVILLE. GA. A RE prepared, ut nil in»e». U) fillrnish the r\ ir.ivenng psbiic with convey am e through tuc country. Also to feed muJ shelter stock ,*« reasonable rates ol board, vehicles and ?4,>ok arc in good condition. Nov. 15. New Marble ITard. s. B OATMAN, ,*i gent. For WKXtAS! GRAY, Importer and Dealer in Italian. Block addle, and IViute Rutland Statuary M A It B I. E. £WE are now receiving and have iu store, a arge and desirable stick ot finished ,11 and rough Marble, which*T-JJI we offer to file public on I the most reasonable terms. Owing to the high pr?ce of .n irble at ties' time, many prisons are kept from purchasing. I propose to reduce prices so that all can buy. My foci I ties are such f r purchasing the ma -1 terial. that I will be satisfied with stnah profits and quick sales —such is ntv motto. V\ c are prepareilto firrni.l.l in he hesf style, Monuments, cirved and (lain, Bn Tombs, T blots, curved and plain, Head-stones, Urns, Vases. &c„ and Furnishing Marble of all de scriptions, With good and experienced workmen in all departments of busin ss. we hope t merit a sh re of pub ie p.tron go* Dciignsof Monu ments and any other work in Marble, furnish -1 ed gratis. ! Orders so icited and promptly filled. OiHce land Y-.rd adjoining Be ivue H.nel and oppo site Georgia Rai;ro»d Drpot, ATLANTA, f»a --i *W fi. V. JOHNSON, KirtTO-sroir, oa. DRYGOODS, ! jr*. \n> * .hutl. \J jiU i 3 < q J.~U AND COMMISSION MERCHANT, Agent for Va. Salt Works* and Land Planter, Highlit price paid for iHUiULI FULII', COTTON RAGS, AND corroN BAGGING AND ROPE, and Rersaue Tax paid on Cotton to those who wiih to skip. Oct 5. ly I HAVE my forge Ware-House finished. — Parties wishing to atop® Cotton with mo can do so H the uiusl ware-hoilse rStes, All ; cotton bought by me iicreifter wi i be weigh ed at tny oWn ware-hiuie, thereby avsidiug t!ie disagreeable necessitv »f driv ng to the Depot with cotton, a V. JOHMSdN. | Kingston. Nov. 1. TANARUS, F. K. G, McCAMY & CO., WHOLESALE. AND RtTM. Dealers in in edicines, paints, oils, DYE-STUFFS. GLASS. PUTTY, &C,. Alabama .Street, Atlanta, Gil. Country orders filled promptly and at the lo 4etJ:i xf*. t?:<M f ,0.1 i uareiudy pr«pir*i diiy and night. may ‘di 3m T.M.4R].CAKI De.llkr# In ENGLISH AND AMERICAN Hardware Cutlery Guun PidoU —ALB J Iron, Steel, Nails, Bellows, Anvilss Vices, Coro Shelters, Straw Cutters, .Shovels, Plow.-;, Hoes, Chiii.s, 1 Locks, Hinges, Screws, Hammers, Hatchets, Axss, &c. And all other goods usually kept in the H i d‘ ware line. Also Agents for Fan-banks Piatfoim a> and Couiitar .Scales, which we will sell at Fac tory prices, freight added. At their old stand. Corner ol Peach Tree and Line Street, Atlanta, (da. (Praamcnial Done i short notice, by a competent Artist. Scent'* Sign*, llaa»cr«, iladtc- ! e'i itnd Tfnnkpareiicies fors.bba h Sjhols, Temperance Clubs Polhi.-a! parties,.Ma sons and Old Pillows Slteg'niiH. And in fact an// thing in the ine of Ornamental Paint ing done with neatncAs and dispatch. It is on ly necessary to give an idea of what is wanted. Orders left at the Erpress oif.ee wi i meet wilh prompt aUeniim. Cartersville, Gu., 9th. J\ W. C3-A.TTT &5 CO.r UNDERTAKERS. ARE prepared to funiish M-talc Burial Cases ol .ill ;vzm a id of iUe latest ie.i proved patterns, V/c also m wuf:tetur<\ and wtil kccpeoiistantly on inn i, W >oden C fn.is, of all descrij tions. Irmn the cheapest toth ; finest Rosewood finish, W • in end to turnish Burial Coses an 1 C d-linscheaper til -n ever be for<? offered in Atlanta. i Orders by let’er or telegraph, giving size w.'.ntcd, will be executed by express. Pe. snufi at a distance desiring the disinterment an ! re i moral of friends, will save time and ex pence by giving us tlvir orders. Undertakers \<i?f consult their interest by calling upon us at c.2v i«rc-T)oms. Peach-tree Street, opp srte Wesiev Chap-! Church. Atian ta,Ga. Oct D) sixmo THOMAS W. MILNER, Attorney at Law, CARTERSVILLE. GEORGIA. i Will atten i p?«aftly lo bn?in««j entrusted | hfs (*'■! f. wly iSchool Notice. i i V'' th .‘‘ ,4l, »day ot Junu irp, i>i«7. ; \_J I will open a common day school at CARTEUSVILLF, 7r. cimfi' ne (hiring tile year. The Fifit Tr inwillembracetliorcmain ing part of .lauuary, togitlier with I Feb uar*. Nxrc.h, April, Miy and i J uuc, making-4 week* or »ix scho lastic montiis. 'l’he See#nd term consist of Sixteen Week*—-four scl.olu’ltic month*; Tuitioii. Primary Si, ■ « Ordinary 2,NO par irlonth. All to bs paid, With out other arrangements : are made at the end of each mouth. Success .it’d Hst’slaetion ot the part veir, er.cturage the belief that firm and p»itd con trol, with as-d lui’y, will mavu the Scliaoi ben • triciui to pupil* and petrous. \V *LTER L. BRAY. | Idee. 12, 18tp>. wlm ! j w ! ! 8 0 7. I’iftTFlPtliHiC FEMALE SEMINARY. rpHE undemignod takes this method of £ bringing to the notice of the public the a bovt> Inatitutloni Oor Catalogue embrace* *ll tb.c studies usualiy taught in Academic.? ot tiie highest grade. Arrangement* for Musicical D partmenf will be as fibon afl circumstances require. The services of Assistant Teachers, if ueces - sary, will be secured. Ample accommodations can be had for boar ’* ing Pupils on the most reasonable term? ; and patrons boarding their children mav rest ae awed that every care will be shown them. From our success, in the put, in the art of imparting Instruction to the young, and with a determination to use every etlort for the ad- i vancx-mrnt of those committed to our care, we L?pc to meet with a liberal patronage. Rates of Tuition: spelling, Reading, Writing, and M -lltill Arithmetic $2.5 G jography, Grammar (English.) an ' Written Arithmetic,. . . 3.2 Natura’ Sciences. Languages, and Higher athematics, 4.0f Incidental Expenses, (jlir Scholar.).... 20 The Scholastic Year will consist of Two Terms: The F.rs' Term will commence on tlir Ht-co >tl Moudav in Ja uary, and continu Twe-ity-lbur weeks, 'i'he Second Term w-il consist of Sixteen weeks All students wii! bo charged from the tin* of entrance till the cion of the term, except i: canes of protracted sickness. Tuition due at the.clove of the Term. S\ I». HROIVI. Cartersville, Dee. 13, 18GB. EITHARLEE Male and Female School* Foi* 1067. The spring session o? this Institution tvi/l open the Second Mon lav in January next. The Bpring Session v/ill consist of Six months nr twenty-four (21) week*; and Faii Session of Four mouths or sixteen (16) weeks, under the (lire -t on of Professors REV A. G. Jl)JIN T -80N and RONALD JOHNSTON. Tht- Made 0 ‘partmmit to bo well supplied. Boarding can be obtained very law for the tlm s. Rates of Tullion p«?r Session : Primary, : ...$ 1 3.00 for 2 I vft- ks. Intermediate 22.00 *• *• High School .■ 21.00 Music, &25.00 Extra “ “ Dec. hi) John 8. Fair’eyi-.. TYutlcdge Wi non. JOHN S. FAIRLEY & CD,, vVhcrfc;rtJ« D'fa’er? rn rANCY GOODS ! WHITE GOODS] HOI&ERY, GLOVES, FURNISHING GOODS, ETC. IN V i i’E tne attention cf Retail .Merchants in tin* city and taroughaut tiic country to t..eir assartmmt oi lho above men tioned goods, now being open and at NO. 37 HAYNc STREET, tiiarfoßqu, S. 4), The oIJ stand of Me.tars. Hyatt, Mcßurn r y i and Cos. Their Stock has been selected w.th j great care and a thorough knowledge of the warn* of the Southern ['oopie, acquired (luring rAany years experience in business in this ci y. Uur business motto will be Quick Sales and Short Profits. 4)ruerfl will be careful v and pro:n tly lilied. JOHN'S. FAIRLEY &. CJ. ' The subscriber is particularly ncsirousof re newi.ig busineis re ations with the cwsfo'hiers of his old hou-ic, Marshall, Burge <V (-o. j Uct. i5. k3id i. w. Fairley.- TWO months after date application will be made to the court of Drdinary of j b . 41 tow eounty. Georgia, for leava to sell the j- Real Estate of T. C. Underwood, late of said I county deceased, lor the benefit of the k«ir9 and creditors of said decer.i^d. JO».N UNDERWOOD, | N>.m J *. W. j 'limit. 3<cv*:nr in ihe Seunte. Mack.the \\ mdungton oorreapontleril of the Cmr iitnuti Cununtrciai, give* the billowing pen and ink sketch ol Thud. Su-Vens : “As mailers tiiSi now, it i» ’ snle in predict the election of Steven! to the Senate, ami with it his ilccimo, ■ as a man ot prominence, in American j political ins eclioi-.*, ralhei. While in j ihe llon.se he had things pretty dutch his own wiy. lie is not so much o' a giant anion.*' pigmies as a cra.lt) pol* uiciati and '■? perieuced legislator among men who arc c vastly led and not given to serious thinking as to consequences. He is not so much a leader as a driver, perhaps. Bui lus chit-1 ol stall'is the previous question, and in a body like t!ie Senate, tv her? that is not reoogniz ed, lie will have to lake a coin para* tireiy b,i*• k sea’. lie can’t crack his whip over Fessenden and Slicrih.tn and such men, a'nl tell them they must vote for lus bill or w ith the Copper" ■ heads, within an hour or two hours, or within two weeks—for they can talk till doomsday in the Senate, and no previous question can he brought in to molest them or make them alt aid.— W about tiie legislative thumbscrew, Thud. Steri ns would have been, as the saving- is, nowhere, as the leader or driver vulitn the past few yesra.— Then, again, he must abandon his smutty jokes in the Senate, and thus be no longer known in his favorite role ot Master of the Rebels. Taking all things into consideration, it Uu l ! be a bad d«v for his fame as a politician when he abandons the beer garden of ihe South wing f>r the Kspulcherul chambers at the other end ol tile Cap r itol building. Snake stories having hi e.oriel worn out, the editors arc now exercising their ingenuity on -parrot stone*'—the latest escape valves for ihcir irrtprr** ibk imagination. Thu following ia .a Specimen purporting to be narrated by a Virginia negro; -Vim item' said lie, •dis parrot belong, iloa Oak. r hi Rich mond. Now each baker is allowed to make n celuin dumber of loaves fiierv day, and no more, ‘cause if dry do de> will be sci'-ing mu stale bread to de customers. Well, dis baker had bak ed more den his share one day. and bid de surplusuin under de counter. De parrot was haiigm’ in his cage, an seed it all. Bunchy in come de inspector, and finds de bread all right, and sir is goin out agin satisfied, when tlie parrot cocks his eyes at him. and sings uu’,j •Dere’s more breatl under de counter;’ so de inspector grabs it, ’cording to law, and carries it otF. Well, den de h ik* r goes to de parrot wtrry mad and takes him by the bed, and finches him a twich or two and flings him in de gutter for dead, 'Ringside ol a pig just dead ob de measles. Dimebv the par- 1 rot begins to crawl about, bis feathers a sticking nut, nnd his head looped on one side, and den strips and looks a! de pig vrerry pitiful, and sed he, ‘DI l you say any tiling about de bread?’ 4 Fast Story. An Englishman '.'as bragging rif lhe speed id Kneluh Railroads to a Yankee traveler seated at his side, in one of the cats oi a ‘•last train” in England. The engine hedrhad rung ns the ears neared a station, it suggestjd to the Yankee an opportunity of “lakitfjj down Ins companion 2 peg or two.” “What’s that noise?” innotffcntly in-' quire;i tlie Yankcc. ••We are approac’lfTiTg 2 town,” said tlie Englishman, “they hare to com mence ringing about ten miles before they get. to ri station, or else the trail/ would 1 rin by 11 before tnc hell could be heard 1 Waiiderfu!, isn’t it! I sup pose ihtfy ha eu t invented bells in AUieriea \ el f” ••Why. yes,” replied Ihe Yankee, “we've got belts, but can’t use them on ot*r railroads. We run so fist that tile tlie train always keeps ahead ot the sound s flte sound never reaches the village till the tram gels by.** ••Indeed!” exclaimed the English man. “Fact,” said the Yankee, “had to girt* up bells. Then we tiied steam wliist.es, but they wouldn't answer either. 1 was on a locomotive when a whistle was tried. We were going at a tremendous rate, hurricanes were nowhere, and i had to hold my hair oi>. We saw a two horse wagon crossing the track, about live units ahead, and the engineer let the whistle on, screeching like a trooper. li screamed awfully, but it w; -uT no use. The next thing i knew I e. ..3 picking myself out of a p >nd by the roadside, amid the fragments of if.*; locomotive dead horses, broken wagon, and dead engineer lying beside me. Just then the whistle came along, mixed up w ith some irightful oaths that I had heard the engineer use when he ii>st saw the horses. Four fellow !he was dead be lore tiis voice got to him. alter that we tried lights, supposing they would travel faster than sound. We got one so powerful tne chickens woke all along the road supposing it to be morn ing. But the locomotive kepi ahead ol’ it still, and was in tlie darkness with the light close behind it. The inhabi ts?:* petitioned waraineiit: they coaldn’. NO. 20, ; sleep with ho much 1 gh; in the night ! time. Finally m had to autjjou rifcti of j ictegrapfn along the road with sigi.af esen to uiegrap., when ihe tfutU w-* in sight and 1 have heard ihai seme the last trains beat the inhibit fr fifj« » n minnte* ekery f,,m rtiHcs. But I cunt’l sa\ ns in.il Is true, the. rest ] know to be so.” A t)bi> I, inv. BY RKV. Jolt.X li Di). I U llow did&rcui people arocar at (.hi* fereltt lints, a-*, w,h.cii u v lire si>k wr well, rejoicing or mourning, laughing or Weeping. A.tew da\s since I uut an o,u Udy, v ~j Hod icu very familiarly to me, unit yet I lit stinted to c.,1l lor by iiaiu*. lest 1 should ms;-ca!l it b!;# looked old, ami yet young ; kt-fl and smiling, and yet Wore si, ni frowns. .'She was fair in face, yet her lace worn iron. It seemed as it the wi: and would blow her away, uu.l y.s she moved with the strength ofa:i elepii nit. “Why, sir, said she, “you aecui to stare at me, though, yn. tnau st-eu imj a thousand tunes belqVt.-.” “ 1 hat may be, madam ; f l ..t 1 never saw you so loaded do.v.i with all torts of things. 1 a:u ciiyi.ms" to V.ww alio,lt them. Would it be rude if 1 should ask yon a l*w quiistiuju ?” “Nol at all. Ask away.” ‘•Well, what are you going to do v. it!) those small, thin, ladi a' shoes f” ••Why make the ladies weir theut to hi sure.” ‘ Not in this cold, wet season { Why- lean hardly keep my taut warisi in these thick; and ilibie-soled hoofs. I tlillst have oVer-Hho. s. How can iJh-** near such thin, cold'calciimg nimss {" “O, sir, 1 have only to bring them to them, and tin* dear creatin', s put them da and never hesi'aie for one moment. They know hie !” “And those Intle half-dresses, iiang" ing mi y our arm ?” • They arc to he put on ! ft!.- e’jd drCM, in cold weather, or in walk oat in—naked at the knew, naked at l!.a r.eck, anti hardly covering 1,-tif tW body , Vou can l think Hhvv m-jß** parents are for these div»-»e#«. , ‘ “What have )on in tliia frail lm!e tin box !’ ’ ••L izenges, sit ; troches, hozr-houud Candy things- ilmt always go with thin shoes and thin diesos- And <hia hriglil reil hoi, sir, contain* what n Called ‘coiisciem , e-s.«i\which i al ways keep on hand to rub on tb , conscience when any one fi-ela iljat !ov ha* dono wrong in nheyiiig me. 1’• fa great demand, sir, ami a curl am cure.' “ What have you in that Jaige bun- Jic, Madam ?” ‘•i’iiia? Why. a few knick-knack*, which 1 sometimes distribute in .‘Sab bath Schools, m tht shape oi speeches • lungs to make people laugh, and to prevent die school from feeling too serious, or thinking too much a. bout religion. You murt uri ief'ktddd; sir. that I continually have to attend chiircl., to regulate tilings there, and sec tlui the bound!? arc rigid, the ring* bright, nuci tit new dresses complete * yui religion nscll i h.,;e as poison • And Itcfe, sir, i.i 1 bo-; ,J ?t»c finest what shall I rail it ? his a koi lof wit and smartness, which l deal out to preachers, with tfiiidt they spice their sermon,!*, and become popular. 1 mil t ,eui by the gro a. Tin y arc growing 11. demand, and they are a real saving of conscience and heart-ache. W ar ranted to keep in utiy climate—-m kn.d of sensation powder,” 1 “Fray, Madau, vvhaf aref!i>4c sfcrc## lor?” “Why, to pinch live Icct, and mdk* them look small, without rogird to corns and bunions. They can’t wear those little, dear little shoes, except you have tlie.se piucit-.r* to go wmi tlieiri.” “\nd that great heap nf books [1 your a. ins ?” ••Those ! They are the latest, most exciting, * nl thy weakest. riusi >iily novels. But 1 hand them om, an f «rhakf» rry bani with a smile, and crow u* read them.” “Weil, .Madam, I’m very inqmtdiiv*, J know, bu* l do want to know wh*t you have in that large bag thrown ov«r yotr should' r.” “A great varictv of valuables—»nd» things as ‘talc supper s’ —in great de mand and wiucii 3. ad pc ope it> to,# grave early, and thus make room sos mure. Tnen there are date hours,' arid hale rtsmg/ and ad manner of dressing and expensive drerving— tilings dial ladies must have, ever rs their husbands ! til. Here are diaiilon 1 pins and rings—just the thing to sor up envy and cre fit* f.tt.-jicp r,Cc licre arc gold \£ riches, e.gars, merefiaum pipes, gold-lie.ulcd canes, and ao lYiiuiti-.r oi things to suit i>U ipaufiei of people, •■And 1 laugh and coax, anti fiown and c trunanJ, liil l got them to Wear and use liicm, an 1 and . just wh it I please. Now 1 have {topped to talk with you «t lew iponients ; don’t you sec what a crowd haVe gathered round me—low necks, tin shoes, muslin dresses, tight boots ; some on poor cratches, some coughing, some breathing short, n}f crowding to get near me, and when I move tou will sec how they ah tuu „