The Courant-American. (Cartersville, Ga.) 1889-1901, December 12, 1889, Image 6
JF OUR OLD CLOCK COULD | EAK.
It isn't a scrumptious thing to see- L
It’s rather short o’ paint— |
Its brows will always wrinkled be- 1
Its tick is growin faint; Sf* Jp
The circulation’s noways good- B
The j’ints too stiffly play— I
It some't of’ner than it should 9
Fojgits the time o’ day; IB
’Twill stop and try to recollect Ymj
For somethin’ like a week, 1
But. ther'd be music, 1 suspect. X
If our ol’ clock could speak. I
In rain or shine, through peace R.V nr.
It’s still been, as appears, H
A member of our family far t f
Some five and fifty years. V
It’s stood right there, through thi k
thin, J [ 1
An’ kep’ track of the sun,
An’ raked its own opinions in
“Bout what we mortals done;
It'shed good watch o’ young an’ old j
(An' looked so mild and met i!) f
Some anecdotes ther’ would 1 a told, {
If our oi' clock speak.
It’s stood aroun’ at every me and, f ,
Mid clash o’ plate an’ cup.
An’ heard us our id’s reveal, ?
An' size the neighbors up;
It’s traced our little bickerin's, too,
An’ seemed to sympathize,
A squintin’ softly at us through
Them solemn key-hole eyes;
It’s umpired many a lively game
O’ social Uide-an’-seek;
’Twould score a number o’ the same,
Providin' it could speak!
How our folks drove to town one day,
An’ lef us chilruu free
With self-protectin’ things to play,
“But let theol’ elock be;”
An though w# young ’uns mover still}
Hadn't thought o’ that before,
We now couldn’t let it ’lone, until
It crashed down on the floor!
We tremblin’-set it up again,
Half-nmnin', with a squeak;
’Twas lucky for our jackets, then.
The critter could’t speak!
How o' folks went to church, one night,
An’ laft us all—sly elves—
If we'd conduct there—good an’ right—
Ameetin’bj' ourselves;
But neighbor gals an’ boys in teens
Walked in—an' first we knew,
We fell to playin’ “Oats, jxias, beans,”
“Snap up and catch ’em,” too;
W e scattered, when, by good ear-luck
She lieard the big gate croak;
The ol’ clock frowned an’ ticked an’ struck,
But couldn't make out to speak)
Ah me! the facts’twould just let fly,
Suppose it had toe power'
Of courtin’ chaps, when on the sly,
They turned it back an hour;
Cf weddin’s—lioldin’ tender yet,
The bride’s last virgin grace;
Of fun’rals—where it peeped to get
A good look at the face;
It knows the inside-out o’ folks—
An’ nature's every freak;
Td write a book if I could coax
That wise ol’ dock to speak.
Still straight as any gun it stan’s
Ag in in the kitchen wall.
An’ slowly waves its solemn ban's
Outlivin' of us all!
I venerate some clocks I’ve seen,
As e’en a’most sublime;
They form revolvin’ links between
Etamity and time,
An’ when you come to take the pains
To strike a dreamy streak
The figurative fact remains
That all the clocks can speak.
‘ —B tfj t'qrlefoH, in Home Journal.
DRIVEN OUT TO SEA.,
About fifty miles above Sidney. Aus
tralia an Euglish gentlemau named
Howe, a retired civil officer, had & fine !
place directly on the sea. This was
twenty-five years ago, and the place mty
have passed through half a dozen hands !
since. It was a villa or country seat aud
farm combined. Howe was rich, but he
raised fruits, vegetables, hay aud wool !
to sell, and he was |rt owner in a small
brig which called in at intervals to carry i
on r stall! away. On my first, voyage in
with this brig the gentleman took a fancy :
lo me aud hired me to work ashore, and i
1 had been with him three year* when the
distressing incident I am about to relate
came about.
Howe owned a pleasure yacht hut as
he feared the sea she was seldom used, j
Wheu she went out I had charge of her
and could run her very nicely with the
help of a boy. We also had several row
boats. and there was scarcely a pleasant
evening that I did not row some of the
family out. There was a Hue bay in front
of the farm, and uidss the weather was
very boisterous this water was always
safe.
On the evening of December 10, 1866,
the brig came into the bay to load with
cargo, and she anchored almost opposite
the house. She had a fine new vawl, in
which the Captain came ashore, and it
appeared that Howe and the women folks
were greatly taken with it. Early next
tfiorning i was told to get this yawl ready
for a sail down the bay to the small
island, where a picnic dinner was to be
eaten. The party, when ready to start,
consisted of Howe, his wife, and an
eighteen-year-old daughter named Bessie,
.a miss of thirteen named Ransome, who
was on a visit, and little Ben Howe, who
was only five years old. Two ladies from j
the next fann above were to have gone
with us. but a merciful Providence de
tained them at home. It was touch and
go whether we should make tht trip
u ithout them, but it was finally decided
to go in order not to disappoint the vouug
folks. I had fillet! the water key and
taken a big lunch basket aboard, and
when we moved away there was just
breeze enough to fill the sail and jog us
along at about three miles an hour. A
more 'perfect morning I never saw, and
the oldes sailor- could not have suspic
ioned a change,
W-e reached the island ali right, re
mained there until 2 o'clock v. m,, and
then start'd for home. At about 1
■>'cloctk the sky hazed up and the wind
died almost away, and as the tide would
begin to run out at 2 I became somewhat
* axiom. My sailor experience warned
me that there would be a change of wind
and weather, and I was impatient to get
away. One trifle and another detained
us until the hour named. The people
enjoyed themselves immensely, and it
was not for me to say when we should
start, although I did throw out a hint or
two that I suspected a change of weather.
All were in good spirits when we finally
got away, and as the yawl was a good
sailer she crept along at a fair sy)eed un
til the wind suddenly fell as flat as you
pleased. We were then opposite the
ocean inlet, which was a mile broad, and
we began to drift out with the tide. 1
had a pair oars in the boat, and Mr.
Howe took one and I the other and we
pulled away to cross the space. As he
was not a strong man, aud had had no
practice in rowing, we made no gain,
.nd, to make matters worse, he lost his
oar overboard and it was swept away.
We were three miles from the brig,
and I was getting ready to hoist a signal
when the sky darkened up with a sort of
fog, shutting us in, and the wind breezed
up directly off shore. Had it not beer
for the strong tide I could have beat back
into the bay, even in the fog, but I was
soon compelled to tell Mr. Howe, that we
were being drifted and driven out to sea.
The news at ouce unnerved him, aud
his words and demeanor alarmed all the
others, who began wailing and lament
ing. Little Ben was an exception. He
was not only too young to understand
tho danger, but he enjoyed the novelty
of the situation. He crept back to the
stern-sheets, stood between my knees to
steady himself, and whispered;
“1 shan’t cry, Jack. Only I wish my
dog was here!”
After we had driven over the bar,
which always forms at every inlet, the
breeze freshened still more, and I had to
run off before it, although 1 double
reefed the sail. Had I attempted to
bent back to the coast line I should have
got among the rocks aud reefs which
lined it for miles and miles. There was
room iu the iulet to beat up against the
tide, but it was now so dark that I could
hardly see the bow of the boat, aud I
had no compass and could havo ruu only
by dangerous guesswork. In heading
dead out, to sea I expected nothing worse I
than to have to pass the night on the
water. By morning, at loast, the brig
would know that we had met with a
piece of ill luck, and would stand out
to pick us up. And, too, thj wind
might go down with the suu or veer to a
favorable quarter. Therefore, while Mr.
Howe cursed his foolishness in ever step*
ping foot into the yawl, and White the i
women cowered and wept, I was eitoour- I
aged to hope that everything might turn 1
out for the best.
At 5 o’clock by my watch, the face of
which I could hardly see through the
gloom, the wind was blowing a topsail
breeze and the sea getting a Hasty roll. :
Every one but myself became seasick j
aud fell on the bottom of tho boat, and
for the next three hours I heat'd nothing !
hut cries and groans of distress, The I
real darkness had come now, and t could j
not see half the length of the boat. 1 1
held her steady ns she went, And was !
gratified to find that she made goo- 1 work j
of it, and did not have to be Wat -hed as
closely Asa larger boat might. It was i
about 9 o’clock when Mr. Howe roused i
up and crawled aft to me. He was in
despair, but calmer than before. I
made light, of the adventure, ;re lictiug
that we would be back at the farm before
noon,next day, and calling his attention
to the splendid behavior of the beat, and
after a little he seemed to have hopes, i
suggested that we have a bite to cat, and
he got the hamper of provisions. It con
tained wine, cake, crackers, cheese and i
meats, and also two candles, which had j
been taken along to explore a cave said
to be located on the island, but which
we did not. find. We got A light,
I roused up tho others, and after we had
i broken our fast all felt more Cheerful,
j Had the women been of common sort I
j should bare known what to say to brace
j them up, but they were aristocrats, tender
; as spring flowers, and a bit of hardship
I was calculated to u;>set ’em. I made an
j attempt to belittle the situation, and de
i dared that, it was nothing buv an uu
| pleasant adventure, and after a bit they
' all got some courage aud began to be
; more hopeful. What worried me the
most was the fact that the wind kept
: getting stronger and strouger, and by 11
! o’clock the yawl was humming through
j the yeast like a man-of-war in a gale. I
! knew we Were going out into ti;, Indian
Ocean at the rate of fifteen miles a.i hour,
: and that if the wind held as it was we’d
I be at least a hundred miles off snore by
sunrise. If it got up much strou ,or I'd
have to bring the yawl about head on,
no matter what the risk, for she wss now
j rolling gunwale down and on.y just
• keeping ahead of the rollers. I got the
women folks to lie down in tiro bottom
of the boat, and then had Mr. Ho.ve pass I
me the single oar, a piece of board which j
I little Ben had put iu, a bit of two four !
i scantling which was under a than:,, and
; a water pail. While still hold; > the
| yawl dead before tit" wind I tic 1 these
| together for a drag, told Mr. Hwc to
attach them to the boat's paint. -, and
i by midnight was ready to bring he. head
| on.
It was time. The wind was now blow
j ing half a gale, and there was danger j
that a following sea might break aboard I
and fi,l us. I did no: tell him vhat 1
, proposed to do, fearing he would become
; nervous and rattle me, but I ouietly j
waited for the right moment, se k him
to the bow to throw out the draaud j
when I hauled sheet and put tiller over
I could feel my heart in my throat. She
hung for a moment, and ever, soul
aboard screamed out iu terror, but the 1
crisis jiassed, and as she settled into a !
hollow she was head to the gale, aud the '
drag was holding her thus. I then ex- j
1 ained to th people that nothing more
could be done, and that they might as j
wall lie dowu. When they ware dowu Ii
got out an old oil-cloth and covered them
from the flviug spray as much as possible,
and then took iny sea: amidships to use
the bailer. I did not rest over five min
utes at a time from midnight to
daylight, aud when day finally
broke aud I looked about me. my
heart was like lead. The gale still held
off shore, with no sign that it might
change or abate, And the ocean around
me was ft boiling cauldron. The yawl
was riding like a cork, however, and the
only water taken in came from the wave
Crests broken off and hurled at us by the
wind. When the people finally crawled
out I hardly knew them. All were pale,
hollow eyed, and despairing, while Mr.
Howe had a look upon his face which
made me stare at him. It was a look of
mortal fear and desperation, and I realized
that his mind was going. The pooi
women didn’t seem to notice it, having
so much trouble of their own, but little
Ben did, and he crept over to me and
whispered;
“Please, Jack, but you won't let papa
touch me. will you?”
I began to call out in a cheerful voice
that the gale was abating, and that we
were all right. Howe only looked at me
in a cunning, crafty way, as if he medi
tated some trick. I got out the pro
visions, roused up the women, and forced
them to sip the wine and eat a little. The
gentleman refused to partake with us,
and by aud by tho woroeu began to no
tice his strange actions. This brought
about t climax. [ saw him looking stead
fastly at his wife, and I carefully moved
nearer to her. One of the girls changed
her position further nft, fearing that a
struggle was about to take place, and I
turned aud extended my hand to steady
her. A I did so Howe uttered a sort of
scream, sprang upon and seized his wife,
and, though I clutched her skirts, the
fabric tore, aud both went overboard and
out of sight in an instant. Neither one
rose to the surface, or, if they did, they
were far beyond reach. The sudden and
awful tragedy deeply affected us all, and
the girl’s flung themselves down and
oould not be roused up again- until after
noon. Ben didn't realize it so deeply,
buf it was like a dagger at my heart to
see him sitting with closed eyes and
white face, and Ills lips framing the
words of the Lord’s Prayer now and
then.
At uoon the wind and sea began to go
down and the sky to clear up. The gale
had blown itself out, and I now consid
ered it only a question of time when we
should sight the const. The better state
of affairs brought new life to the girls,
and I was glad to have them rouse up
and show some signs of life. A rough
man like me is no real comfort to one iu
distress, but I did the best I could, and fin
ally got theminterested in the question of
saving themselves. By 5 o’clock I got in
the drag, shook one reef out of the sail,
and stood off on a southwest tack, but
before I had made five miles the wind
died out entirely and We were left tum
bling on the last of the sea. Night came
on as mild and balmy as you please, the
ocean grew quiet, artd every one of us
lay down and slept the whole night
through without a break. I was the first
up, and the minute I saw the sky 1
groaned in despair. It portended a hot
day and it deftfl Calm, and both followed.
Even befbre breakfast l had to make a
shift tO get some shelter from the blazing
sUh, aud when I came to overhaul the
provisions iffy face so betrayed my feel
irtgß tlißl the younger girl cried out;
“<)h! Jack, but whit has happened
now?”
I could have eaten and drank all we
had ju five minutes. I had not filled the
| water keg to its capacity, and even some
that 1 did put in had leaked out by way
of the bung. Ihal to tell the n that we
must put ourselves oa allowance, and
hki'dl.y more than u crumb at that, but
they Cheerfully accepted the situation. I
ant not going into the details of the next
week; F'of seven successive days we
had dead calm dr a contrary breeze,
which was of little use t<-
help us beat up. We spuu the water
ilnd provisions out for four days, and
then yve had nothing left. By resorting
to those expedients known to sailors we
kept hunger and thirst in abeyance until
the evening of the sixth day. Then tin
three wailed and wept, and I took off in;
cowhide shoes and cu. one strips fo.
us to chew at. There was some sligiil
relief, and the three only call" l out iu
their troubled sleep a few times. We had
only the leather all day o. the seventh,
and on the morning of the eighth, al
though a favorable breeze was blowing,
and yve all felt in better spirits, Iha :<
cut up the other shoe. Little Ben yvas now
reduced to a bundle of bones, and ho had
the glassy eyes which go with a fever,
while the girls were burned and freckled
aud starved until I could not bear to laok
at them, Both were looking ahead iu a
vacant, uncanny way, and Ben was rest
ing in my arms yvhile I steered, when wt
rau suitlght across the course of a trade:
coming Un from New Ecland. and were
picked up.
Being a young man, and a tough one,
it wasu ta fortnight before I was my old
self again, but the girls and the boy were
down with fever for a month or more,
and yvere a whole year in being restored
to health.— 2 Veto York Sun.
I’ractreal Joking in the Army.
Ttao burup of fuu is exceedingly well
1 developed in the average soldier of the
regular army. They are constantly on
the lookout to play some pranks oa their
comrades, and when found out or dis
covered it seldom, if ever, results in a
row, for all concerned take it good
naturedly and yvait their time to pay
back in turn.
One Sergeant seat a raw, verdaut
recruit out on a dark, stormy night with
a lantern to see what time it was by the
suu dial. The poor fellow stood in the
rain for half an hour, and then it sud
denly dawued upon him that he was
being made a fool of. The next time
dress imrade was formed the recruit got
even on this l,ttie joke. He surreptitiously
placed a big rooster’s feather in the apex
of the First Sergeant’s full dress helmet,
and in this condition the latter marched
on parade.
--Whats that y-u have in your hel
met?” sternly demanded the' Colonel.
“Nothing, sir. answered the frightened
Sergeant. Dicipline was lost for u
moment, for down the whole line could
be heard a titter of merriment.
The viotiru saw there was something
wrong, and removing his hat for a
moment, he discovered the feather. No
more jokes were played on that recruit
i aim ward by anybody.
BUDGET OF FUN.
HUMOROUS SKETCHES FROM
VARIOUS SOURCES.
A Midnight Tragedy—The Covered
Run—For Time to Settle—A
Horrid Old Thing,
Etc., Etc.
_ __ •
There’s a big blunderbuss at the window;
There’s a cat on the back-yard fenca;
There’s a shot; there’s a squall,
A long caterwaul,
And then—there is silence intense.
Washington Capital,
THK COVERED bUN.
Servant—“ Boy wants to see you,
mum.”
Mistress—“ Has he got a bill in his
hand?”
Servant—“No, mum.”
Mistress—“ Well, then he's got one in
his pocket. Send him away.”—Tims.
FOR TIME TO SETTLE?
Edith Downes—“No, papa, I can
never accept Mr. Scads. He is nearly
twice my age.”
Old Mark Downes—“Humph! But
he won’t be, twenty years from now!”
Edith Downes—“Then, papa, let him
wait the twenty years.’—Ptfd!*
A HORRID Otb THING.
She (during the honeymoon)—“And
what would you do, dearest, if I should
be torn from you by the cruel hand of
death?”
He (naturally unromantic, and after a
pause, during which he puts in some hard
thinking)—“Why, bury you.” — Judge.
SOMETHING NEW.
Waiter—“ What’s your order, sir?”
Gentleman—“ One patent leather
lunch.”
Waiter (calling)—“Piece of apple-pie
and two lemon cookies.” — Judge,
A SHORT ANSWER.
“Why should I be compelled to pay
extra for bringing things over from Eu
rope in my trunk?” said a traveler.
“Simply ns a matter of duty,” was the
reply of the customs officer. —Merchant
Traveler.
a rare bargain.
Smith—“l struck a splendid bargain
this morning, Harry. ”
Harry—“ln what?”
“Fine, big Newfoundland dog.”
“Been buying a dog, eh I”
“No; sold the one I had for a dollar.”
Time.
AT WORK BY THE DAT.
She—“Oh, see that scarecrow out there
in the field.”
He—“Thatisn’t a scarecrow.”
She —“It must be; see how motionless
it is.”
He—“ That’s the hired man at work.”
Tanicec Blade.
HE WAS UNFORTUNATE.
Woman (to tramp who has eaten a
whole mince pie)—“You seem to have a
good appetite.”
Tramp (with tears in his eyes)—“Yes,
madam, that is all I have left ill the world
which I can rightly call my owu.”—Bur
lington, Free Preia.
AGAINST THEIR NATURE.
“Ferment means to work,” said the
teacher to the language class. “Now
each of you write a sentence containing
the wo*d.”
This is what Tommy Cumso, rvho
reads the papers, yvrote: “Tramps do
not like to ferment.”— Time.
HE WAS NOT AFRAID.
Farmer’s Wife—“ Aren’t you afraid,
my good man, that some day you will be :
killed by the cars, walking as much as
you do on the track?”
Trump—“Xo, mum; I’ve been on the
srreat steel highways for fifteen years,and
I’ve never teen killed yet."— Judge.
TOO FAR-FETCHED.
A few days ago a good-natured trav
eler on a train fell asleep and was carried
beyond his destination, whereupon he re
marked to a fellow passenger;
“Pretty good joke ou me, isn’t it?”
“Well, yes,” said the gentleman, “but
rather too far-fetched.”— Rochester Bud
get.
I
SHOCKING TASTE.
Ethel— -Don’t you think Charley Des
mond a tremendously nice young man?”
Clara—“ Yes, if he didn't dress with
such awfully poor taste.”
“I hadn't noticed it.”
“Why he carries the same cane in the
afternoon that he does in the morning.”
Time.
A RISE IN VALUE.
Friend— 1 ‘At what price did you value
your horse?”
Horse Owner—“ When?”
“Before he was killed, of course.”
“Well, I’d a-taken forty dollars cash
for him a week ago; but now the feller j
that drove him to death has got to fork
over a hundred, or stand a lawsuit.”—
Yankee Blade. J
I
A LAP DOG.
Conductor of Horse-car (to man with
dog)—“You can’t take that dog on board
the car.”
Man With Dog—“ Why not?”
“It's against the rules. None but lap
logs allowed to ride with their owners.”
-‘Well, ain't this a lap dog? How do
ver s’pose he drinks water if be don't lap
t up?”— Yankee Blade.
A MERE MATTER OF FORM.
Mr. Hardcash—“Well, sir, what in
duced you to imagine that I would give
mv consent to my daughter's marrying
you?”
De Gall—“ Pardon me, y dear sir, I
wasn't so foolish as to imagine anything
of the kind. I merely asked for it as a
matter of form. If you refuse we shall
marry without it, that’s all,”—Grip,
A TIP.
“Do you study political economy?”
asked one traveling man of another.
“Yes, I’ve spent considerable time at
it.”
“And what is the result of your in
vestigations?”
“Well, the best political economy is to
stay out of politics. That’s a tip that
may save you money.”— Merchant Trav
eler. - 1
GOBS DOWN HILL.
Little Bobby—“ Don’t you want to
take me up to the toboggan slide with
you some day, Mr. Jinks?’
Mr, Jinks—“l never go to any to
boggan slide, Bobby; never even saw a
toboggan.”
Bobby (a trifle nonpulsed)—“That's
funny; I heard pa say something about
your going down hill at a furious rate.”
Chicago Ledger,
A striking resemblance.
A more than middle-aged bachelor
married a young girl.
When a sou and heir was added to the
family the nurse was wont to show the
new-comer to visitors with the tradi
tional remark:
“Looks like his pa, doesn’t he?”
Otic day a grouty Old gentlemen who
couldn’t see the resemblance replied
with a grunt:
“Just so; he’s quite bald and has no
teeth Judge,
AFRAID OF ARRIVALS.
First Small Boy—“ There comes the
preacher to our house, and I’m going to
tell him none o’ the folks ain’t home.”
Second Small Boy—-“ What fer?”
“Cause every time ho comes he starts
a revival o’ religion at our house, and
that sets pop to prayin’ a dozen times a
day.”
“His prayin’ don’t hurt you.”
“Yes, it does, too. He wears the
knees of his pants so thin that when they
is made over fer me they don’t last a
week.”— New York Weekly.
A READY-MADE VICTIM.
“What’s the matter with your voice,
doctor?”
“I’ve got a very bad cold.”
“Ah, gone into another line of busi
ness?”
“What do you mean?”
“While with such a cold as that every
body will take you to be a veterinary
surgeon."
“A veterinary surgeon?”
“Yes; a hoarse doctor,you know. See?
Ha! ha! hel he!”
How easy it is to be funny.— Boston
Courier,
A RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
“Now then, Jennie,” said the bride
groom to the bride, after they had re
turned from church where the knot had
| just been tied, “how many brothers have
!yon?”
“Brothers,” exclaimed the bride in
astonishment, “you know J haven’t any
brothers. I’m the only child of my
' parents.”
i “Oh! I knew that, but how many
, young men did you promise to be a
sister to before you accepted me? Those
are the brothers I want to know about.”
I “Well,” replied the bride, smiling, “I
I think I must have about a dozen of
' brothers.”
“Ail right. You drop a note to each
1 of them and tell them the brother and
sister business is all off now, as you
have got a husband. If you want sisters
tell them to look around among the girls
that arc single. I’m all the brother you
need now." —Boston Courier,
Why We Are Right- Handed.
Primitive man, being by nature a fight
ing animal, fought for the most part at
firs; with his great canine teeth, his nails
' and his fists, till in process of time he
added to those early and natural weapons
! the further persuasions of a club or shil
lalali. He also fought, as Darwin has
conclusively shown, in the main for the
| possession of tin; ladies of his kind against
! other members of his o vu sex and species.
! And if you fight you soon learn to pro
tect the most exposed and vulnerable
portion of your body. Or i? you don’t
natural selection manages it for you by
i killing you off as an immediate conse
quence,
To the boxer, wrestler or hand-to-hand
combatant that most vulnerable portion
jis undoubtedly the heart. A hard blow,
i Well delivered on the left breast, will
easily kill—or at any rate stun—even a
strong man. Hence, from an early period
men have used the fight hand to fight
with, and have employed the left arm
chiefly to cover the heart and to parry a
blow aimed at that specially vulnerable
region. And when weapons of offense
aud defence superseded mere fists aud
teeth it is the right hand that grasps the
spear and sword, while the left holds
over the heart the shield or buckler.
From this simple origin, then, the
whole vast difference of right and left in
civilized lise takes its beginning. At
first, no doubt, the superiority of the
right hand was only felt in the manner
of fighting. But that alone gave it a
; distinct pull, and paved the way at last
for the supremacy elsewhere. For when
i weapons came into use the habitual em-
I ployment of the right hand to grasp the
1 spear, sword or knife made the nerves or
muscles of the right side far more obedi
ent to the control of the will than these
of the left.
J The dexterity thus acquired by the
; right—see how the word “dexterity” im
plies this fact—made it more natural for
i the early hunter and artificer to employ
the same hand preferentially in the mau
, ufacture of flint hatchets, bows and ar
; rows, and all the other manfold activities
!of savage life. It was the hand with
j which he grasped his weapon; it was,
therefore, the hand with which he chipped
it. To the end, however, the right re
mains especially “the hand in which you
hold your knife;” and that is exactly
■ how our own children to this day decide
the question which is which when they
begin to know their right hand from
their left for practical purposes,— f 'um
j hill Magazinf
Powell’s
Practical Business
School.
Embracing Book-Keeping, Commercial Mathematics
Stenography and Machine Writing, Commercial
and Railway Telegraphy, Penmanship, General
Business Correspondence, Forms, Etc.
A thorough Practical Business Course by an Instructor of ten years practical
experience in business circles, embracing every advantage offered at any
commercial school while the cost of attendance is nominal in comparison.
A four month’s course under this management will enable students to com
mand S4O to SIOO per month.
Terms and further Information upon application.
W. Gt. POWELL, Manager,
nov7 CARTERSVILLE, GA.
IWHENINfITLftNTfIGALL AT4S WHITEHALL.!*
Miss Mary Ryan
IS RECEIVING DAILY
NEW AND BEAUTIFUL MILLINERY,
Pine Hair Goods, Children’s Hats, Babies’ Caps, Ladies Hats, and numerous
fresh attractions from the Northern and Eastern markets.
Sl2-3 PRICES TO SUIT THE TIMES. LOOK AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.
John T. Norris.
REAL ESTATE AND INSURANCE.
Office: Upstairs, First I>oor Below Howard Bank.
nov!4
EAST mfllH STREET
Dry Goods
EMPORIUM.
Geo. W. Satterfield & Son.
We have selected a few
Bargains from ourimmense
assortment and we write
this “ad” to let you know
what they are. The dull
prose of its solid truths may
not enthrall or interest you
but a visit to our Store this
week we are sure, will pay
you handsomely. Look at
this:
Flannel Undershirts, 25c.
All Wool Undershirts, 85c.
Medicated Flannel Shirts,
85c.
Cheviot Overshirts, 25c.
Flannel Overshirts, (all
wool) 85c.
Opera Flannel Shirts, $1.25
Black Worsted Suits, $5.00
All Wool Suits, $7.00.
Overcoats, $2.50.
All Wool Overcoats, $4.50.
100 doz. Kid Gloves, a pick
ed bargain at 50c. per pair
—well worth $1.25.
6EOW.
Satterfield
3 SON.
Petition for Receiver.
A. W. Pratt et. al. -j Petlti?n tor Re _
andFu V rnaee S Co! | iu
et al j
IT BEING MADE TO APPEAR
that by the return of the sheriff, the
Cartersville Steel and Furnace compa
ny', one of the defendants in the above
stated ease, does not reside in this coun
ty; and it further appearing that said
Cartersville Steel and Furnace company
does not reside in this state. It Is there
fore ordered that the said defendant,
the Cartersville Steel and Furnace com
pany, appear and answer at the next
term of the superior court of Bartow
county, Georgia, or that the case as to
the said Carfersville Steel and Furnace
Company be considered in default and
the pi am tiff allowed to proceed and that
CMS cider lje published once a month
raqbVed by law. This
’ ‘ WksJ.Wisx,
JUdge &.C. B. R. C.
A true extract from the minutes of
uaftbw Superior Coffrt.
F. M. Durham,
geptl2-eow-4m Clerk.
CARTERSVILLE
Water Works Comp’y>
Having bought out tho
Plumbing Business
Of Bonnet <fc Boardman we aro now pre
pared to do all kinds of PLUMBING in
first class style and in a workmanlike
maimer.
Parties who contemplate putting Pip
ing in their dwellings and stores will
please notify Mr. M. N. DRIGGERS,
Superintendent, who will give prompt
attention.
Cartersville Water Works Cos.
oct24-tf Cartersville, Ga.
Tax Collector’s Notice.
I will be at the following named places
on the days mentioned below for the
purpose of collecting state and county
taxes for the year 1889. Rate per cent.,
eight dollars and fifty cents (8.50) on the
thousand.
Cariorsville—October 14; November 1,
25; December 3,10,11, 12, 13.
Euharlee—October 15; November 4,18.
Taylorsville—October 16; November
6, 20.
Iron Hill—October 17; November 5,21.
Kingston—October 18,30; November 22.
Cassville—October 19,31; November 23.
Emerson—October 21; November 7, 26.
Allatoona—October 22; Novemberß,27.
Stamp Creek—October 23; November
11.28.
Wolf Pen—October 24; November 12,
29.
Pine Log—October 25; November 13;
December 2.
Salacoa—October 26; November 30.
Sixth—October 28; November 14; De
cember 7.
Adairsville—October 29; November 15;
Decembor 6.
Stilesboro —November 19.
Hall’s Mill—December 5.
As I have put the time off as lato as I
possiblv could, I hope evorv tax-payer
will pav up promptly, as fi. fias. will be
issued after the dates have expired. The
law requires me to register the legal
voters when they pay their tax. This
takes time. So and >n’t put off paying till
the last days at the court house.
J. F. LINN,
Tax Collector Bartow County, Ga.
I -any dealer says lie has the XV. t. Douglas
fthoes without name and prico stamped Cfl
Ihe bottom, put him down as a fraud.
..iiTH
W v
rjE~,. £. if
mr. L. DOUGLAS
$3 SHOE CENTLEMEN.
*4.1)0 HAND-SEIVKD WKI-T SH<h.
W. L. DOUCLAS
S3 SHOE LADIES.
Bert Material. Bort Style Bert Fitting.
'f “ BItOCKTON. MASS
FOB SALB BY
JAS. P. JONES, I W. E. RUCKETT,
CsrtersTllle, Gs. I Stilesboro, Go.
(janlD-ly)