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CARTERSYILLE AMERICAN.
VOLUME 111.
The Cartersyille America
OFFICIAL ORGAN OF BARTOW CO.
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DIRECTORY.
COURT OALINDAR-CHKROK.ee CIR
CUIT.
j.C.Fain, Judge. J. W. Harris, Jr., Solicitor
U Bartow County—Second Monday in January
* caioisa’County— Second Monday in February
and August , . _ ,
Murray County—Third Monday in February
and August.
Gordon County—Fourth Monday in February
and August.
Fade County—Third Monday in March and
September.
Whitheld County—First Monday in April
and October.
BARTOW COUNTY COURT.
G. S. Tuml in. Judge. J. J. Conner, Sol. Gen.
Geo. A. Howard, Clerk. J. G. Broughton,
Bailiff.
Quarterly Terms—First Monday in March,
June, September and December.
Monthly Term—First Monday in each month.
JUSTICES COURTS.
Times for holding Justices Courts in the dif
ferent Militia Districts of Bartow county, Ga.:
Curtersville— No. 822d Second Tue-days,
Adairsville “ 866th.... Fourth Fridays,
Ca*>ville •) 828th.... Second Fridays,
Kingston '* 952d First Fridays,
Kuhtrlee “ 851st Sec’nd Saturdays,
Allatoona “ 819th.... Third Saturdays,
Wolf Pen “ 10415 t.... Fourth Saturdays,
Stamp Creek “ 963d Third Saturdays,
Sixth Disti ict “ 936th Fourth Saturdays
Pine Log *• 827th First Saturdays.
COUNTY OFFICERS.
J. A. Howard, Ordinary.
F. M. Durham, Clerk Superior Court.
11. W. Cobh, Treasurer.
John A. Gladden, Sheriff. A. M. Franklin,
Deputy Sheriff.
Bailey A. Burton, Tax Collector.
W. W. Ginn, Tax Receiver.
A. M. Willingham, Coroner.
D. W. K. Peacock. Surveyor.
Commissioners S. C. Pilchard, T. C. Moore,
A. Vincent, John 11. Wikus, T. S. Hawkins.
CITY OFFICERS.
A. P. Wofford, Mayor.
James D. Wilkerson, Marshal.
Geo. S. Cobb, Clerk.
li. It. Mountcustle, Treasurer.
Aldermen—First Ward, J..C. Wofford, A. R.
Hudgins; Second Ward, G. Harwell, W. H.
■Rarron; Third Ward, John j,*. Stover, Elihu
Hall; Fourth Ward, W. C. Edwards, Aaron
Collins.
STANDING COMMITTEES.
Street—Collins, Hudgins, Barron.
Finance—Stover, Edwards, Wofford.
Cemetery—Hudgins, Collins, Edwards.
Public Hall—Hall, Wofford, Barron.
Relief—Edwards, Barron, Harwell.
CHURCH DIRECTORY.
Methodist.— Pastor, Rev. J. B. Robins. Ser
vices, every Sunday at 11. a. in., and 7:30, p. m.
Prayer meeting, every Wednesday at 7:30, p.
fa. Sabbath School, every Sunday at 9:30, a.
in.; Jno. W. Akin, Sunt. Young men’s prayer
faceting, every Thursday at 7:30, p. m.
Baptist.— Pastor, Rev. F. M. Daniel. Ser
vices, every Sunday at 10:45, a. m. and 7:15, p.
m. Prayer meeting, eyery Wednesday at 7:15,
p. in. Sabbath School, every Sunday at 9:30,
a. m,; D. W. K. Peacock, Supt. Young men’s
prayer meeting, every Sunday at 2, p. m. Ser
vice of song, every Sunday at 3, p. m. Month
ly conference, third Sunday ol each month at
2. p. ni,
£ Presbyterian.— Pastor, Rev. T. E. Smith.
Services, every flrt, and third Sundays at 11, p.
m. Sabbath School, every Sunday at 9, a. m.;
T. W. Milner, Sunt. Prayer meeting, every
Wednesday at 7:30, p. m.
Episcopal.— Church of the Ascension. Min
ister in charge, Rev. W. K. McConnell. Ser
vices. every Sunday, except third in each
mouth, at 11, a. m. Sabbath School, every Sun
day at 10, a. ra.
Professional Cards.
T. W. MILNER. 3. W. HARRIS, JB.
MILKER & HARMS,
Attorney s-At-Isaw.
Office over Howard’s Bank.
Cartersville, Ga.
JOHN H. WIKLK. DOOGLAB WIKLS.
WIHLE & WIRLE,
Attorneys-at-Lai & Real Estate Meats
Offices at Court House and on Main Street
above Erwin, Cartersville, Ga.
GEORGE H. IOHISOW,
Attorney-at-l*aw,
Office. West Side Public GA .
Will practice In all the Courts.
A. M. FOUTK. WALTER M. KYALS.
foute a rials,
Attorney -At-L*aw •
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE COOBTS
of tnis state. Prompt and faithiul at
tention given to all business entrusted to us.
Office, corner Main and Erwin Streets,
s tai rs> ' Cartersville, Ga.
i. M. NEEL. J. J. CONNER. W. J. NKJEL.
HEEL, CONNER A NEEL,
Attorneys*-At-Eaw.
WILL PRACTICE IN ALL THE COURTS
of this state. Litigated cases made a
specialty. Prompt attention given to all bus
iness entrusted to us. „ . „ .
Office on Erwin Street, between Main and
Market. Cartersville, Ga.
JAMES R. COFYERS,
Attorney-at-Eaw •
Office Up-Stairs, Bank Block, Cartersville, Ga
Will practice in all the Courts of the Chero
kee and adjoining Circuits, and in the Su
preme Court. Prompt attention given to all
husiuess. Collections made a specialty.
Hailroads.
KENNESAW KOUTE!
WESTERN & ATLANTIC R. R.
The following time card in effect Sunday,
June 16th, 1884:
NORTH BOUND.
NO, 3—WESTERN EXPRESS-Daily.
Leave Atlanta 8 20 a. m.
Arrive Marietta 9 10
Cartersville 10 12
“ Kingston lUBB
“ Dalton 12(6
“ Chattanooga 130 p. m.
NO. I—FAST EXPRESS—DaiIy.
Leave Atlanta 2 35 p. m.
Arrive Marietta. 3 27
*• Cartersville 429
“ Dalton 6 22
“ Chattanooga 800
NO. 11—LIMITED EXPRESS-Daily.
Leave Atlanta 11 40 p. m.
Arrive Marietta 12 39 a. m.
“ Cartersville 1 48
'■ Dalton 3 44
“ Chattanooga 515
Rome Express—North—Daily, except Sunday.
Leave Atlanta 3 45 p. m.
Arrive Marietta.. 4 38
“ Cartersville... 5 36
“ Rome 6 50
No. 1 carries Pullman cars from Atlanta to
Louisville, Jacksonville to Cincinnati, New
Orleans to Washington.
No. 11 carries Pullman cars from Savannah
to Chicago and Atlanta to Nashville.
SOUTH BOUND.
NO. 4-FAST EXPRESS.
Leave Chattanooga 8 00 a. m.
Arrive Da1t0n......... 933
*• Kingston. 1118
“ Cartersville 1142
“ Marietta I*2 46 p. m.
Arrive Atlanta 140
NO. 2—SOUTHERN EXPRESS.
Leave Chattanooga 2 55 p. m.
Arrive Dalton 4 30
“ Kingston 602
“ Cartersville 831
“ Marietta - 'I 47
Arrive Atlanta 8 40
NO. 12—LIMITED EXPRESS-Daily.
Leave Chattanooga 1015 p. m.
Arrive Dalton 1149
•* Cartersville 147a. m.
“ Marietta 2 50
“ Atlanta 340
Rome Express—South—Daily, Except Sunday.
Leave Rome. 8 30 a. m.
Arrive Cartersville 9 45
“ Marietta 10 49
“ Atlanta 1145
No. 4 carries Pullman cars from Cincinnati
to Atlanta, Washington, New Orleans, Louis
ville to Atlanta.
No. 12 carries Pullman cars from Chicago to
Savannah and Louisville to Atlanta.
B. W. WRENN, Gen’l. Pass. Agt.
R. A. ANDERSON, Superintendent.
EAST & WEST R : R. OF AUL
ON and after Sunday, July 20th, 1884, trains
on this road will run as follows:
GOING WEST—Daily, Except Sunday.
NO. 1. no. 3.
Leave Cartersville.. 10 17 a. m. 150 p. m.
Ladd’s 10 29 2 10
“ Stilesboro 10 49 2 38
“ McGinniss 10 55 2 51
“ Taylorsville 11 03 302
“ Deaton’s 1114 3 13
Davitte’s 1118 3 23
“ Waddell’s 1121 3 28
“ Rockmart 11 36 4 01
*' Pineville 11 42 4 18
“ Goddard’s 11 48 4 40
“ Fish Creek 11 65 4 58
“ Cedartown 12 25 p. m.
“ Berry’s 12 41
“ Esom Hill 12 55
“ Rowell’s 121
“ Olay’s 1 35
“ Cross Plains 1 50
“ East A West Jun.. 2 35
“ Sulphur Spring... 3 12
“ Duke’s, 3 29
“ Hebron 3 56
“ Gray’s 4 13
“ Ohatchie 4 25
“ Francis 4 42
“ Singleton 4 55
“ Ackers 5 03
“ Ragland 5 33
“ Fairview 6 02
“ Rowland’s 613
Arrive Broken Arrow... 63G
GOING EAST—Daily, Except Sunday.
NO. 2. NO. 4.
Leave Broken Arrow. 8 45 a.m.
“ Rowland’s'........ 9 12
“ Fairview 9 23
“ ltaglanu..... 9 57
“ Ackers 10 22
“ Singleton’s 10 30
“ Francis 10 45
“ Ohatchie 11 00
“ Gray’s 1112
“ Hebron 11 39
“ Duke’s 1156
“ Sulphur Spring—l2l3
•* E. & W. June 12 55
“ Cross Plains 2 25 p. m.
“ Delay’s 2 40
“ Rowell’s. 2 65
“ Esom Hill 3 22
“ Berry’s 335
“ Cedartown 4 00 5 50 a. m.
“ Fish Creek 4 30 6 33
“ Goddards 4:36 6 46
“ Pineville 4 4:3 7 06
“ Rockmart 4 56 7 28
“ Waddell’s 5 09 7 48
*• Davitte’s 514 7 55
“ Deaton’s 5 18 8 CO
“ Taylorsville 531 816
“ McGinniss’ 5 39 8 29
“ Stilesboro 551 842
*• Ladd’s 6 09 9 35
Arrive Cartersville . 6 25 9 40
ROME RAILROAD.
The following is the present passenger
schedule:
NO. 1. NO, 3.
Leave Rome 610a. m. 415 p. m.
Arrive Kingston 8 55 5 30
no. 2. no. 4.
Leave Kingston 920a. m. 555 p. m.
Arrive Rome 10 25 a.m. 650
no. 5.
Leave Rome 8 00 a. m.
Arrive Kingston 9 00
no. 6.
Leave Kingston 9 20 a. m.
Arrive Rome 10 10
Nos. 1,2, 3 and 4 will run daily except Sun
days.
Nos.s and 6 will run Sundays only.
No 1 will not stop at the junction. Makes
close connection at Kingston for Atlanta and
Chattanooga. .
No. 2 makes connection at Rome with E. T.
Va. & Ga. It. It., for points south.
EDEN HIT.LYER, President.
J. A. SMITH. Gen’l. Pass. Agent.
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CARTERSVILLE, GEORGIA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 1884.
The Cartersville American.
Entered at the Post Office at (Cartersville,
Ga., May 9 th, 1882, as second class matter.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 5, 1884.
CHAFF.
Madame, at sound of Gabriel’s trump,
Would give no vulgar start or jump,
But slowly rise with tranquil grace,
Lay al! her piuiou plumes in place,
Make them secure with safety-pins,
Account to Heaven for her sins,
And take the Paradisic road,
A charming angel ala mode.
A cat’s paw—A Thomas cat.
The jover sows his wild notes.
Nouglity but nice—$1,000,000.
A waist of time —An old maid’s.
Every artist loves his sweet’art.
The druggist is known by his phizz.
A “broth of a boy” must be a supe
rior article.
A sign of good breeding—Getting the
prize in a dog show.
A business that is run into the ground
Artesian well boring.
The latest thing in pantaloons —The
man up last.
Simplicity and gripes are striking
characteristics in green apples.
Can a man who writes a poem on his
hat be described as avers-a-tile.
The Greely party got within 458 miles
of the pole, but they didn’t see any per
simmons.
A Zulu belle is like the proverbial
prophet. She has not much on’er in
her own country.
“No,” said a druggist, “there’s not
such an awful profit on a glass of soda
water. You see, the wear and tear on
the glass amounts to something.”
The democratic cats in West Virginia
continue to scratch and bite, but for all
that the signs for a victory in November
are brighter than they were a month
ago.
Tilden is said to be enjoying himself
like a 14 year-old boy since he flung
away ambition and shook the politicians
who wanted to use him as a cat’s-paw, so
to speak.
As two bearers were walking away
from the grave in which they had depos
ited a neighbor, one said to the other,
“ Yell, Mr. Morse, here’s where we’ve
all got to come, if we live.”
“I would like to see a gold or silver
plated contribution box just once,” re
marked the old deacon as he poured out
the small change, and continued, “It is
usually copper, and at best only nickel
plated.”
The “Tall Sycamore of the Wabash,”
Dan Voorhees, is going to make a few
speeches in the state of “Old Hickory”
during the campaign. The Tennesseans
will appreciate his visit and do him
abundant honor.
Russia can never be prosperous and
happy until the Czar is made to stay at
home. The trouble and expense of
guarding the railroad trains come to a
good deal more than the object of his
expeditions are worth.
It seems exceedingly probable that
the stock of beautiful young women will
soon be exhausted, judging from the
number who are taken off by murder,
suicide or other accident. Then the
plain girls will have a chance.
Philadelphia is to have a genuine or
thodox democratic newspaper at last.
It is to be called the Post, and will ap
pear on Friday. It is to be conducted
by W. U. Heusel, chairman of the dem
ocratic state central committee.
The whig republicans continue harmo
nious, although they have drummed up
enough recruits to make out an electoral
ticket for the state. They had better
go slow now, as no great overgrown par
ty can exist long without a split.
Mr. Logan’s letter of acceptance ap
pears to have brought him into promi
nence as a rising American humorist. A
Philadelphia paper says: “Logan may
be saddest when he sings, but he cer
tainly is funniest when he writes.”
“Why is the republican party like
burglars?” asked John Kelly of his bo
som frieud, Hubert O. Thompson, as
they chawed cloves in the corridor of
the Chicago hotel. “Why,l don’t know,”
the bay-windowed Hubert returned.
“Because they are trying to get into the
White House with a “Jimmy” and a
“Jack.”
Fame —(The Quarter of an Hour be
fore Dinner). Son of the house (to the
hero of the day)—“Are you any relation
to the Williamson?” Gen. Sir Archibald
Williamson, G. C. 8., G. C. S. 1., V.
C., etc. etc. etc.—“ The Williamson?”
Son of the house—“ Yes; Fred William
son, you know, who jumped live feet
seven and three-quarters at our sports
this term.
She danced with me!
Ah ecstacy!
What rapture thrilled my pulsing blood,
As with her on the floor I stood,
And daintily
She danced with me.
She danced with me,
And certainly,
She seemed the fairest, sweetest born,
Until she siepped upon my corn,
Ob, jimminy!
She danced on me.
“Soled again,” remarked the cobbler,
as he repaired an old pair of boots.
Small fruits are so called from the size
of the boxes they come in.
If a dog knows a good thin g when he
sees it will he seize it when he nose it?
After all, the l>ean pole Is more useful
to this country than the north pole.
“I do business on a large scale, said
the public weigher, “but I don’t give it
a weigh.”
The man who called another a dog.
apologized by saying he did not do it
pnrp-ously.
It is the careful proof-reader, proud of
his punctuation, who ‘ ‘points with pride.
Mexican police go barefoot. You
can’t awaken a Mexican officer by tick
ling his feet.
A sensible shoemaker will never of
fend his milkman by presenting him
with a pair of pumps.
Bicyclers prefer their iron horses to the
living steed. They take them for wheel
or woe.
The frieze the carpenters are putting
on new houses just now don’t seem to
cool the weather any.
A young lady up tow T n has hair so long
that it sweeps the floor, but the young
lady is not at all like her hair.
Since pantaloons have been selling for
ten cents a pair Detroiters have begun
to look quite dressy.
Contempt of court—The small boy
who hangs around the parlor and makes
faces at his big sister’s beau.
Asa rule the eye is no more a criterion
of character than a single hair is of the
strength of the butter in which it is
found.
Matthew Arnold hates to die because
he will then have to go over to the ma
jority. He would always rather be a
“remnant.”
The mosquito is not inclined to favor
prohibition. It is -unanimously in favor
of open bars, and unalterably opposed
The people of Buffalo propose to build
a monument to Red Jacket. It is.not
likely any one will ever propose to erect
a monument to the yellow jacket.
Somerville, Mass.,has an “Owl Club.’
It is understood to have taken its name
from the frequent inquiry of the mem
bers to each other. “’Owl you have
yourn?”
It were a consummation devoutly to
be wished that the girl of the period
would come to a full stop.—But she
wont; she’s inclined to comma gain.
A man whose knowledge is based on
actual experience says that, when calling
on their sweethearts, young men should
carry affection in their hearts, perfection
in their manners and confection in their
pockets.
“Ah, don’t come a-wooing with your
long, long face, and your l&nger purse
behind!” sings a poetess in Harper’s
Magazine. That’s it —the girls want
your purse to occupy the front seat ev
ery time.
A hen’s egg measuring six and one
half by eight and one-half inches has
been laid on the table of a Georgia edi
tor. He proposes to keep it and let it
ripen for the next dramatic combination
that comes down that way.
A Case Without Hope.
John R. Booker, of Macon, Ga., writes:
“In 1878 I was attacked by the most
ravenous sort of cancerous sore that ate
great holes into my flesh and spread
rapidly over my body. I received the
very best medical attention; was dosed
with mercury and potash until I was so
crippled with mercurial rheumatism that
I could scarcely hobble about; my throat
and mouth were badly ulcerated; my
hair began to fall out. So wrecked was
my general health, that I became a phy
sical ruin and my life was a burden. For
a long time I was bed-ridden, and my
suffering was so intense that I prayed fo
death as a relief. I exhausted the whole
catalogue of patent medicines, in each
case following the directions religiously.
Each in turn seemed to aggravate the
malady, and none of them benefited me
in any way. When life was apparently
hopeless I commenced taking S. S. S.
To this Specific I owe my life. In ten
days I commenced improving, and in a
short time was perfectly well. My hair
has grown out thick; my health and
strength have returned; the ulcers in my
throat and mouth are entirely cured; my
appetite has returned, and for the first
time in years I enjoy my food. Every
sore has disappeared from my body. I
weigh as much as I ever did in my life,
and am perfectly healthy in every way.
The very germs of the cancerous afflic
tion are destroyed. Not only is the ter
rible malady that was preying on my life
and which every one pronounced incura
ble, entirely cured, but I am also relieved
of the bad effects of the mercury and
patash mixtures that I was fed on for
years.
Beware of Potash and Mercury mix
tures, gotten up to imitate our specific,
they are dangerous.
Treaties on blood and skin diseases
mailed free.
The Swift Specific Cos., Drawer 3,
Atlanta, Ga., 159 W. 23d St., N. Y. and
1205 Chestnut St., Phila,
Advent f * ‘’Deliver.”
When the last of the carpet-baggers
grasped the liandle of the recepticle that
held Ids plunder and struck a bee-line
over the mountains, it was confidently
believed that no more forever would false
prophets lead the negro astray. The
failue of the “forty acres and a mule”
subdivision scheme, the failure of the
Freedman’s Bank to pay dividends and
finally the failure of the bank to return
the principal itself, gave prophecy a black
eye in Georgia and robbed uuindorsed
promises of future benefits of half their
charm. But if the New York Evening
Telegram is to be credited, and it is a
paper that strives to become the pink of
perfection, prophecy and the promise
business in this state have again been
revived.
The plan of the present campaign is
based u}K)n the darkey’s religious fervor;
it’s head-piece is “a tall and not unpleas
ant looking mulatto.” This mulatto is
the great American “Deliver” or prophet
who shall make his grand entree upon
“a great white horse,” possibly borrowed
from Elijah’s celebrated chariot team,
and “all the world shall bow in submis
sion. ” He is at present near Gainesville,
and it must be admitted that the negroes
who have the movement in charge have
displayed great wisdom, both in the con
struction of their prophet and his tem
porary location. No white man will
ever consent to bow down to an African
deliver, and since the republicans have
made the caucasion complexion unpopu
lar, no real African black can be prevailed
upon to accept a white deliver. In this
dilemma a compromise in shades which
brings about a mulatto rescuer of the
world seems a happy stroke of policy.
At Gainesville, which is something of a
summer resort, he will be enabled to get
his hand in as a mortal purifier while ex
perimenting upon the varied and milder
forms of moral turpitude presented, mov
ing into new fields as practice perfects.
This also would seem to indicate wisdom
of a superior nature, for it is easily un
derstood that if he had gone at once into
some sin centre, say Atlanta, for instance,
with no experience and without methods,
there might have been a snowed-uuder
deliver among the missing, and the world
would have gone to pieces for want of a
rescuer.
If we may trust the reports, the de
liverer is thriving. He has a large fol
lowing who “fall down and worship him,”
and whose homage he receives compla
cently, as though accustomed to it. He
“lives in the midst of gloomy forests and
in caves illuminated by the fitful glare of
pitchpiue knots blazing in the hands of
stalwart blacks at intervals among the
audience.” He tells the mixed and ex
cited crowd that they are “down-trod"
den,” “under the heel,’’ that the hour
of deliverance is near at hand. “More
over he inspires his hearers with glowing
and fanciful pictures of the land flowing
with “milk and honey,” abounding in
the “sports of the Indians happy hunt
ing ground,” and reeking with the “sump
tuous sensual joys of the Mohammedan
paradise.” And here is the weak spot in
the prophet’s campaign. Milk and honey
to the day has no charm beside hog and
hominy. The Indian’s happy hunting
ground, with its violent exercise, is
gloomy beside the sport cf the ebony
fisherman, who angles from the bateau
for the sluggish mudcat. The Moham
medan paradise is no paradise is no
paradise for a man who “loves to dance
and sing at night and play the old banjo,”
and strike for the dinner table when
“Dinah blows the horn. ” This will not
do. It smacks of the “town nigger;” it
smells of the public school and free
library. The prophet can never lead his
forces to the promised land on such a
shedule. He must insert in his platform
planks guranteeing no work and all play;
100 per cent, horizontal reduction in the
shade of midday; possum and potatoes;
hog and hominy ad infinitum; the banjo,
yellow girl and the break-down, music,
drums, ribbons, flying banners and all
the pomp and pageantry of modern Con-
go chivalry. These, and a little fire
water. Upon this platform the mulatto
prophet can carry all of African Georgia
by storm and catch some of the white
vote. “The Sons and Daughters of
Jacob” will get out their ladders to scale
Zion’s walls. The “King Doves” will
coo in council and prepare to migrate.
The “Devoted Sisters” will cease their
devotions and form in column. The
“Armstrong Society” wall demonstrate its
strength and far-reaching silent influence.
“The United Sisters of Blue Jerusalem”
will lift their voices in song, as they strike
for their happy homes.
The first result of this movement will
be a scarcity of boiled shii’ts and cold
dinners. Danger threatens. But per
haps all this can be paralyzed by ener
getic action on the part of the white men
who, as yet, are not ready to be rescued
from the world. Let them catch the
prophet and inquire into his politics. It
may be that in place of a fatiguing cam
paign as a deliver, he will compromise on
a mail carrier’s position or consent to
yield his leadership for a deputy deputy’s
clerkship and the flesh pots of Egypt.—
Telegraph & Messenger.
to the screen law.
When the frantic leader of an open
air orchestra is fighting mosquitos with
his baton, the trifling public thinks that
is his way of beating time.
Canpaigß \otes.
A quarter of a century is long enough
for one party. The books in Washing
ton should be overhauled by new men.
Turn the rascals out.
The Whig party was beaten in 1844
under the candidacy of the magnetic
Henry Clay. History repeats itself
about once in forty years.
Mr. Blaine’s prohibition record will
probably play a large part in this cam
paign. The Germans sometimes make
sad havoc of a prohibition candidate.
The independent republicans represent
a conscience vote. They are honest and
in dead earnest. Their support is a very
high compliment to Gov. Cleveland.
The republican party is the party of
the workingmen. Those horny-handed
sous of toil, W. H. Vanderbilt, lay
Gould and Cyrus W. Field, all hurrah
for Blaiue.
We cannot keep track of all the prom
inent republicans who are know break
ing into the democratic party. But
they are welcome all the same. Each
one is a man and a brother.
The most threatening cloud upon the
horizon of the republican party at this
date is the attitude of the German voters
in the imperial state of Ohio. It will be
remembered that Ohio votes in October.
The republican newspapers have got
their mud machines all ready to play on
Cleveland, but they don’t seem to make
much headway iu throwing dirt. The
great reform governor of New York
seems to be invulnerable.
The republican party has always
claimed the credit for good prices, good
crops and good times. Being such au
omnipotent all-pervading party, it will
probably have to assume the responsi
bility for the hard times this year.
The democrats will fight this year not
only for the doubtful states, but for
Ohio, Illinois and Wisconsin, and other
states which have formerly been consid
ered reliably republican. The indica
tions are that this will be a great year
for the democrats.
The surface signs indicate that the
Republican revolt against Blaine in New
York will be as large this year as the
revolt against Folger in 1882. If it
should be—but we will not harrow the
feelings of the republicans by unpleas
ant speculations.
Ihe Penalty of Greatness.
When one man rises either by merit
or accident above his fellows, especially
when he aspires to a high dignity in the
gift of the people, he may expect that
all of his past life will be subjected to
the white light of the most searching
scrutiny. It is one of the penalties of
greatness to invite slander and vitupera
tion, and Mr. Cleveland just now is suf
fering the fate that has been common
to many who have preceded him. Poli
tics is at best a dirty trade, and prom
inent among its wares are detraction and
defamtion.
Among the brute creation the one
that is wounded is instantly set upon by
the others aud hounded to death. This
is better than to die by slow torture. A
sensitive man might eagerly welcome a
death blow in preference to that slow
torture which follows the entering of the
iron into the soul.
It is not expected that political meth
ods can be reformed. They are the
same now that they have always been
and are likely to continue to remain un
changed. But it is always right and
timely to enter a protest against such as
are unworthy and indefensible. The
man who aspires to political greatness
must be prepared to suffer the penalty
whieh will surely follow.
Just now political malignity is assail
ing the private character of Mr. Cleve
land. One of his defenders observes
that the fact that he was elected mayor
of Buffalo is the best and most sufficient
answer. Not so. The best answer is a
denial that cannot be successfully refu
ted. If political malignity has invented
a lie to impair his success, the lie will
surely recoil with the force of a boom
erang upon the heads of its inventors.
Men of great powers, with favorable op
portunities, have reached exalted sta
tions in all the departments of life, not
withstanding their characters, but they
have not carried with them the respect,
confidence and affection of good and
honest people.
A True Incident.
A little girl came from Sunday School
in a high state of indignation because
her Sunday School teacher had told her
that Jesus was a Jew.
“Was he a Jew, mother?” said she, in
great excitement.
“Why, yes, my dear,” said the moth
er, a little doubtfully, as if unwilling to
concede the objectionable fact, but un
able to deny it, “Suppose he was a Jew?”
“But I thought he was the son of
God?”
“So he is, my dear.”
“I don’t see how, then, he can be a
Jew, responded the young sectarian, for
God is a Presbyterian. Otis.
Cartersville, July 30, 1884,
NUMBER 14.
The Tribane oa Loraa's Laagaage.
On the 15tli of January, 1875, the N.
Y. Tribune, the paper that the best peo
ple delight to read, published a descrip
tion of a speech, made in the United
States Senate be one Senator Logan, in
which, among other things, it said:
And then he went for his mother
tongue. He smote it right aud left, hip
and thigh, and showed no mercy. Swing
ing the great broad-axe of his logic high
in the air, he turned it ere it fell and
with the hammer-side struck the lan
guage of sixty millions of people fairly
in the face aud mashed it beyond recog
nition. Under his stroke the floor of
the American senate was spattered with
the remnants of a once proud vocabula
ry, and messengers, doorkeepers, and
pages were covered from head to foot
with the spray. In the fearful two
hours which followed the first roar of
his oration all the parts of speech were
routed and put to flight. There were
orphaned adjectives and widowed nouns;
bachelor verbs driven to polygamy and
polygamous verl>s left lonely; conjunc
tions dissevered; prepositions scattered;
; dverbs disheveled and distorted, and
syntax flung into wild disorder. It was
a great day for Logan.
Magnetic Girls
The Georgia girl who in a New York
theatre is turning umbrellas inside out,
forcing strong men to their knees, push
ing them about the room with billiard
cues, .and dislodging them from chairs as
fast as they seat themselves, is spoken of
as “the wonder.” This implies that she
is an extraordinary phenomenon, a nov
elty, a strange being. But is she?
When we compare her accomplish
ments noth those of other women, she is
not so very remarkable after all. Not a
day passes that one may not see in nearly
every State in the Union little women
removing big men from their seats—in
the street cars. These women do not
even touch the seats as the “Georgia
wonder” does the chair. Their magne
tism is so great—if they are young and
pretty—that they need only to enter a
car or a ferry boat in order to set half a
dozen men springing to their feet as if
the seats were made of sheet iron and a
fire had suddenly been started under
them. It is noticed, however, that as
women grow old aud homely this magne
tism diminishes in force; and the best it
can do is to lift some middle aged man
very slowly and hesitatingly from his
seat.
It is claimed for another Georgia girl
that she can easily raise a person weigh
ing 350 pounds. But it happens, not
as often as it used to, that some woman,
in no way extraordinary for size or
strength, will raise a family of twelve or
fifteen children with apparently the great
est ease, some of whom, before she gets
done raising them, are bigger and strong
er than she is.
Women at church fairs and festivals
for the poor have surpassed the Georgia
woman’s greatest feats. With two or
three flowers wrapped with tin-foil, or
two oysters in a dish and a slice of cake
they have raised out of silly old million
aires and wealthy dudes twenty times the
amount that they would have given vol
untarily to the same charity.
In these days, men do not very often
go down on their knees to wome n—ex
cept in plays and stories—but time has
beeu when very small women have, like
the Georgia girl, brought very big men
prostrate before them and kept them in
that position for some time. The histo
rian Gibbon went on his knees to the
lady afterwards known as Madame de
Stael, and on account of his corpulency
couldn’t get up again until a servant came
and helped him. So that even in this
respect the Georgia wonder is not so ori
ginal after all.
Then there was the famous Helen of
Troy, who drew a whole Grecian fleet
and army several hundred miles from
home, and Cleopatra, who was so “mag
netic” that she drew Caesar- and Marc
Anthony with their men and ships from
Rome to Alexandria.
Then, too, there are any quantity of
magnetic girls whose feats are so com
mon that they never get their names into
the papers. The Georgia girl, who is
exhibiting her power in a New York
theater, whirls men round and round on
the stage until their heads swim and their
hair stand out straight, but she can’t keep
them going more than a miaute or two.
the oxdinary magnetic girl of commerce
will whirl men around half the night not
showing the slightest sign of fatigue, and
then send them off into another room
for beef tea, quail, ice cream and all the
luxuries of the season. At other times
they will make them hold the sofa down
until “the old man” at the top of the
stairs asks if breakfast is nearly ready,
and after they are married “sit down
hard” on these same men, for staying out
not one-half as late as they used to when,
as girls, they exerted their magnetic in
fluence over them.
If, therefore, the Georgia wonder ex
pects to keep up this excitement about
her very long, she must do something
more than ten thousands of women have
done and still do without provoking any
unusual attention. —Detroit Free Frees.