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Page 4 - The Wiregrass Farmer, January 13,2016
Editorial & Opinion
The WIREGRASS FARMER - Established 1902
Official Legal Organ of Turner County
Hit a stroke and drag
Charlie
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He’s right
A
County Commissioner Daryl Hall argued again
that the chairman post on the County Commis
sion should rotate among the five seats.
He is correct. Every person on the County
Commission both deserves the chance to be
chairman and should serve as chairman.
A few years back, the Commission changed
the rules on the chairman’s voting rights, giving
the person in that seat the power to make and
second motions and vote on anything which
came before the board.
A rotating chairman post is the next logical
step.
As Mr. Hall noted, being chairman is a tough
job at times. Done right, that post carries addi
tional duties beyond just signing papers. The
chairman works closely with the County Clerk
and the County Manager. He then informs the
rest of the Commission of what is going on.
Mr. Hall was also right in suggesting the post
skip over a newly elected commissioner. That
person does need some time to get accustomed to
what County Commissioners do. A lot of people
go into the job not understanding how much and,
truthfully, how little power a County Commis
sioner has.
As a former County Manager said, “3’s a ma
jority, 4’s a mandate and 5’s unusual.”
Commissioners could opt out of being chair
man, something Joe Burgess said he will do. Mr.
Burgess has repeatedly said he is not willing to
serve as chairman. That’s a decision he should be
allowed to make.
As Mr. Hall also noted, it will take politics out
of the decision. Last week’s split vote on who
should be the chairman (See Page 1) shows poli
tics does figure into it.
Two middle age men
whose names were Bill and
Charlie decided to take up the
game of golf to help them stay
in shape. After the decision
was made the first thing they
had to do was go to the sport
ing goods store to buy some
equipment. After a lengthy dis
cussion with the store manager
they finally settled on a new
set of clubs, shoes, pants, shirts
and socks to match, a new hat,
tees and the best golf balls in
the store.
That same afternoon the
men met at the local golf
course for their first round of
golf, each man all decked out
in his new outfit and sporting
brand new clubs. No doubt
about it they looked sharp. In
fact they were the envy of
everyone around the club
house. From the beginning it
was obvious they were going
to need some help with their
game. After a dozen or so
swings from the practice tee
Bill looked at Charlie and
Charlie looked at Bill and fi
nally Bill suggested that they
hire a “pro” to give them a few
lessons.
After a few lessons they
both were hitting the ball
straight down the middle of the
fairway. The pro also stayed
around longer to help them
From Where
I Sit
work on their short game.
They learned how to select the
proper irons, how to lift the
ball to the green to make it
bite, how to pitch and run and
how to putt. He told them that
no person could ever become a
good golfer if he was not as
good at putting.
Off to a good start the men
began to play on a regular
basis. They set aside every
Thursday afternoon to play
golf. Over the next several
months both of them knew
they loved the game and were
getting better at it. Also, they
were feeling better physically
which was the reason for tak
ing up the game. With scores
that began at over 100 it was
not long until both were shoot
ing in the 80’s.
At this time they decided to
play on Saturday mornings
also. They both continued to
improve and shooting rounds
in the high 70’s. Thursday af
ternoons and Saturday morn
ings were increased to include
Sunday afternoons and then
Monday afternoons. Still their
rounds continued to improve.
By this time they were
shooting par on a regular basis
and soon became the talk of
the town. A lot of their friends
would stop them on the street
and asked them what they shot
today. One day Bill said, “I
shot a 69 my best ever.” Then
Charlie said, “I shot a 67
which was two strokes better
than Bill.”
A few months later on a hot
July day Bill was walking
down the street alone and a
friend came up and asked him
what he had shot that day and
he told him an 86. The friend
who knew Bill’s golfing repu
tation was amazed and he said,
“Why did you shoot so high?”
Bill said, “Well this morning
on the fifth hole Charlie passed
out on me and for the rest of
the round it was hit a stroke
and drag Charlie!”
I never played golf until I
was 56 years old because
working was more important.
When I play today I walk the
course as Bill and Charlie did
and I do it for the exercise.
Stepping Back In Time
1906- (The Turner County
Banner) J.N. Pidcock, presi
dent of the Georgia Northern
Railroad and a prominent lum
berman, has sold his interest in
the road to C.W. Pidcock.
The latter will assume the
presidency and general man
ager ship of the Georgia North
ern. The headquarters of Mr.
Pidcock is at Moultrie.
The committee appointed
by Ordinary W.A. Greer to se
lect and appraise the site for
the courthouse and jail, met
Saturday, and went over the
grounds carefully, examined
all the different locations that
had been suggested and after
considering all things, they de
cided that the lot just south of
the Baptist church was the
most suitable as well as the
most convenient place avail
able. The lot fronts one acre
west on McLendon Street, one
and one half acres south on
College Avenue, and running
back to Rainey Street on the
east. The value of the lot was
placed at $1,000. This action,
we believe, will meet with the
approval of the people gener
ally.
On Thursday, January 4th,
his honor, Judge W.N. Spence,
convened the first superior
court ever held in Turner
County under the law creating
this county. E.R. Smith was se
lected first foreman.
1916- Mrs. Nora Lawrence
Smith of 264 Remsen Street,
Cohoes, N.Y. writes a card
with the paper that she enjoyed
her annual visit home.
1926- Col. J.Q. Nolan, na
tionally known lecturer, will
speak in Ashburn next Tuesday
night at the courthouse at 8:30
pm. He will speak on the Ku
Klux Klan and answer any
question pertaining to this
great organization. The public
is invited.
The two young women
from every county selling the
most Stone Mountain Memo
rial Coins will attend the Gov
ernor's Ball given in February.
Traffic has reached 320 ve
hicles per day and it is time to
move from dirt roads to paved
roads.
Sycamore is to have a new
hotel and cafe. The cafe will be
located in the Fountain Build
ing. Mrs. Janie Fountain and
Mrs. Katie Brown, well-known
Turner county businessper
sons, own them.
1936- Miss Nina Cox is
seeking re-election. She says
teachers and bus drivers are
paid on time and the School
Board is free of debt.
Nina Cox
1946- County Agent J.H.
Sims advises that an applica
tion of stable or barnyard ma
nure be given to the pecan
orchard as soon as this year's
crop is harvested.
1956- Linda Kaye McKin
ney, daughter of Mr. and Mrs.
H.D. McKinney, is the first
baby born in Turner County
Hospital for the New Year.
Hodge King, chairman of
the Turner County colored di
vision of the Cancer Society
says they have surpassed last
year's goal by raising $125.75
in the schools. Eureka con
tributed $78 of that.
Roy Coker has resigned his
position at Scott Ford Com
pany to run for Sheriff of
Turner County. T.E. Kennedy,
Sr. is also running.
Charles Rose is the new
president for the Shrine Club.
Winter's most icy blast
gripped Turner County Satur
day night and refused to let go
Sunday and Monday as the
thermometer plunged to record
breaking, bone-chilling lows
from zero to four to six degrees
above zero.
with David Baldwin
An Ashburn woman was
fined $500 when Sheriff T.E.
Kennedy, Jr. found an abun
dance of lottery tickets in her
automobile.
Charles Melvin Mashburn
of Rebecca is the "Outstanding
Young Farmer of the Year" for
Turner County in 1965. He
began farming in 1958 with his
grandfather, W.B. Cornelius,
who came her as a Rebecca ed
ucator. According to Jaycee
President Buddy Pate, the
Farmer of the Year program is
sponsored by the Jaycees.
Capt. Thomas E. Leverette
was awarded the Bronze Star
for meritorious duty in Viet
nam.
Mrs. Minnie Greer Hines,
83, a native of Macon County,
born Dec.14, 1873, has died.
Surviving are two sons and six
daughters. She was a member
of Westside Baptist Church.
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Baker’s Dozen
Big winnah!
The lottery is about to hit a
BEEEELYUN dollars, which
reminds me of when I won the
lottery.
I won. Yes. Really. I am not
kidding. I nearly panicked too.
After checking and rechecking
my numbers to make sure I’d
won (I did), I tried to decide
what to do next. Crawling
under my desk, while appeal
ing, wouldn’t solve anything.
Besides which I do that even
when I don’t buy lottery tick
ets.
I recalled advice experts
give in those “Lottery winner”
stories we all know about. The
experts say you need to talk to
a lawyer and a financial plan
ner. So I called a lawyer. I ex
plained I’d won the lottery.
"Ben, you’re a pretty smart
person. I think you’ll be able to
handle the winnings just fine
without any help,” she told me.
“Just calm down, go collect
your winnings and enjoy
them.”
This was not the advice I
was expecting. I was also not
expecting to be called smart in
reference to my intellectual
abilities. When most people
call me smart, they add a sec
ond word, referring to the stor
age space in the back of my
pants.
The experts also said to talk
to a financial planner. So I
called one.
"Ben, you’re a pretty smart
person. I think you’ll be able to
handle the winnings just fine
without any help,” he told me.
“Just calm down, go collect
your winnings and enjoy
them.”
For a moment I thought I’d
called the lawyer again. I
checked the number. Nope. It
was a financial adviser. I then
decided they were conspiring
against me. This happens to
many lottery winners. People
all over the place are trying to
cheat them out of their win
nings.
They were trying to confuse
me and then they’d be able to
help themselves to my win
nings.
So, I crawled under my desk
to think and decide what to do
next. Like all of you, I had
often wondered what I’d do if
I won the lottery. I won’t bore
you with my whole list, since
it’s probably the same as yours.
Briefly it is: spend some, in
vest a lot, help some family
members. I looked at my ticket
and tried to figure how much I
could invest, how much I could
spend and how much I’d use to
help family and some actual
close friends.
I confess. Winning the lot
tery must have changed me. I
decided, amid the computer
power cords, dust bears
(meaner than dust bunnies),
surge protectors and a balanced
federal budget under my desk,
that I would not use any of my
winnings to help anyone. After
all, what had they done for me
since I won the lottery? Noth
ing!
No, I decided, they could go
off and buy their own lottery
tickets. My winnings were
mine.
Before you jump on the
phone or the internet to call me
and beg for share of my win
nings, I’m telling you now I
will not share. Nope. No way.
Can’t anyway.
I have already spent my lot
tery winnings. Yes. All of it.
And let me tell you, $3
doesn’t go as far as it used to.