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We want your business. We offer you every accommodation that your account and business
standing will justify. Government supervision.
Till. FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF WINDER.
OFFICERS: ; DIRECTORS:
W. H. TOOLE, President S. W. ARNOLD L. F. SEL-
W. I, BLASINGAME ( W * T ‘ ROBINSON I, 0. BENTON
J. B. WILLIAMS \ V * ‘ W * L - BLABItfGAMK J B. WILLIAMS
A. H. O’NEAL T. C. FLAN IGA N^
W. L. JACKSON, Cashier. g. t. ROSS \V. H. TOOLE.
HfARST'S EITTLE MEN.
William Randolph Hearst's In
dependence party’s convention luvs
put out its ticket and presented a
platform, and its following is play
ing that it has launched anew na
tional yarty. Thomas Hisgen, of
Massachusetts, is the candidate
for president, and John Temple
Graves, of th<‘ New York Amerian,
is the candidate for vice-president.
Wc do not know anything about
Mr. Hisgen, and we don’t know
anybody who does know anything
of him. It was said in the news
papers in advance of the convention
that lfearst wanted him nominated
for president, so there is nothing
surprising in his nomination. John
Temple Graves is a different prop
osition. He is known wl er ver
sweet Words are crooned. He was
horn in South Carolina; he was
raised in Georgia and he lives now
in New York, but he belongs to
humanity. He is at once the com
fort and despiar of the poet, the
singer ami the painter. He has
been called a “word weaver,” and
he has been known to.lull the mock
ing bird to rest and to make the lily
blush with envy. In short, John
Temple is the goods. Why he
should he thought of for vice-presi
dene we can not imagine, hut he
ought to be poet laureate to the
Aiherican etogle by unanimous vote,
andthe idea of making him the tail to
a Hearst ticket is ridiculous. Mr.
Hisgen will have to anchor himself,
else some bright summer day John
Temple will soar into'the empyrean
and carry off the presidential Can
didate into a rarified atmosphere in
which he can not live. —Charleston
Post.
SIS KOPkINY SAYINGS.
(By Rose Melville.)
'iVfany a elted earl deserves it.
Everybody is selfish except us.
Some hotels are like hades; on
fire escape.
•
Ma save it takes a cheek to kiss
s >me girls.
Even cowards are Military —be-
ing sons of Ma’s.
Because a man is needed is no
sign that he is well bred.
Ma says fat women shouldn’t con
sider life a dreary waist-
Ma says a man is usually what he
suspects others of being.
Ma says that some folks are so
cold-blooded that it is enough to give
one pneumonia to shake hand with
them.
Pansy Bonehead wore her peek-a
- boo waist to a picnic and was nearly
devoured by mosquitoes. Now she
has an offer to impersonate a tat
tooed lady in a side show.
A YouthfuJ Experiment.
‘‘Whatpn earth are you doing
with that little watering con, Tom?”
“Spwinkling the baby’s head so
his hair'll sprout.’ —Philadelphia
Ri cord.
CERE YOUR KIDNEYS.
Do Not Endanger Life When a Win
der Citizen Shows You
the Cure.
Why will people continue to
suffer tile agonies of kidney com
plaint, backache, urinary disor
ders, lameness, head aches,languor,
why allow themselves to become!
chronic invalids, when a certain
cur*' is offered them.
Doan’s Kidney Pills is The remedy
to use, 1 ecau.se it gives to the kid- 1
neysthe help they need to preform j
their wrk.
If you have any, even one, of
the symptoms of kidney disease,
1 ore yourself now,before diabetes,
dropsy or Bright’s disease sets in.
| Read this Winder testimony:
C H. Barron, Wright St., Win
d*r,_(ia., says: “I took Donp s
i Kidney Pills, purchased at Turneis
Pharmacy, for pa : ns mmy back
and a general run <’o vn cc nditioi ,
j due to kidney complaint. lam
pleased to say that they acted n
a very affective way, for by the
time I had taken the contents of
three boxes, my troubles had dis
appeared.
i am now in the best of health
and ftel that Doan’s Kidney pills
deserve the credit.”
For sale* by a l l dealers. Price
50 cents. Foster-Mi Urn rn Cos.,
Buffalo, New York, sole agents
for the limited States.
Remember the name—Doan’s
—and take no other
Conundrums.
Why is a kiss over the telephone
like a straw hat? Because it isn’t
felt. I
Why is a selfish friend like the
letter p? Though first in pity, he
is last in help.
What heavenly thing and what
earthly thing does a rainy day af
fect in the same way? The sun
and your boots; take the shine off
What are the most important
fruits in history? Dates.
What is the greatest surgical ope
ration on record? Lansing, Michi
gan.
Why is a had epigram like a use
less pencil? Because it has no point.
What bridge is warrented to sup
port any strain? The bridge of a
fiddle.
Who arc the men who have made
their mark? Those who can't write.
Why is a railroad exceedingly
patriotic? It is bound to the coun
try with the strongest ties.
Why didn’t the last dove return
to the ark? Becaue she had suffi
cient ground for remaining.
What melancholy fact is there
about a calendar 0 There is no time
when its days are numberd-
Why should a person not like
gaze on the Niagara forever? Be
cause he would have a Cataract in
the eye.
Winder Train Schedules
Arrival and Departure of Trains
Eastern Time.
Taking effect Sunday Jan. 5, 08.
Eastern Time is ‘lB minutes fas
ter than Sun Time.
SEABOARD AIR LINE
RAILWAY.
EASTWARD.
No. 52, - - 10:03 am
No. 32, - - 2:sopm
No 88, - - 10:35 p m
Westward.
No. 41, - - 5:29am
No. 33, - - 8:50 p m
No. 52>, - - 7:43 p m
Above .schedules are shown as infor
mation, aiul are not guaranteed.”
Gainesville Midland Hallway
BPUTH BOUND
No. 11 —Lv 8 :40 a. m.
No. Iff —Lv. 1 :15 p. m
No; 15 —Lv. 10:35 am; Sunday
only.
NORTH BOUND
No. 12—At. 12:00 m.
No. 14 —Ai. :5(>5 p m.
No. 10 —A-. 5:23 p rn : Sun.onlv.
No. 12 will run to Winder re
gard Uss of No. 13.
Yard limits at Winder are ex
tended “south” to Seaboard Air
.Jane junction.
All trains going through Winder
yard must U‘ under full control.
PROFESSIONAL CARPS
J. F. HOLMES,
ATTORNEY-AT- LA W,
Statham, Ga.
Criminal and Commercial Law a
Specialty
SPURGEON WILLIAMS
DENTIST,
Winder - - . Georgia
Offices over Smith & Carithers
bank. All work done satisfac
torily,
W.H.QUARTERMAN
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Winder, Ga.
Practice in all the courts
Commercial law a specialty.
M _*
w. L. DeLaPERRIERE
DENTAL SURGERY.
Winder • - - Georgia
Fillings, Bridge and Plate-work
done in most scientific and satis
factory way.
Offices on Broad St.
ALLEN’S ART STUDIO.
All kinds of Photographs made
by latest methods. All work done
promptly. Office on Candler St.,
Winder (la
Why is a specimen of extra fine
handwriting like a pig? Besause it
'is done with the pen.
Pansy Bonehead’s poem: An old
maid with a face like a crowbar for
anew one went to a bazar, but it
was so criss-crossed, wrinkled and
embossed, there wasn’t a place left
to rub p<. wd r.
WE ARE HEADQUARTERS FOR
Buggies!
We have on hand a line of the best Bug
gies for the money ever brought to this
market. We handle the
Rock Hill,Columbia,Taylor=
Canady, Tyson & Jones,
Columbus, Summers,
Durham, Piedmont
and Anchor.
Give us a call and let S. C. Potts or
W. H. Sikes tell you howto roll through
life with ease.
Cannon & Flanigan,
Winder, Ga-
NO i GOING TO BUT IS
OPEN READY FOR BUSINESS
IN THE
Pledger Building,
Opposite the Oil Mill, with a well-equipped supply of brand
new Tools. 'Will give special attention to Horse Shoeing and
General Repair Work. I wish to thank my former custom
ers for their liberal patronage, and assure them that their fu
ture patronage will be highly appreciated. Yours for busi
ness,
H. E. PATAT,
WINDER, GEORGIA.