The Jackson news. (Jackson, Ga.) 1881-????, February 09, 1882, Image 1
W. E. Publisher.
VOLUME I.
NEWS CLEANINGS,
Sponge culture is a success at Pine
Key, Fla.
The public debj, of Tennessee is_a lit
tle over $25,000,000.
Knoxville expects to have water works
in operation about the Ist of June.
A Baltimore liniment manufacturer
ill ClUV4ii'U&U4£.
This season's Louisiana sugar cropitas
fallen short from 25 to 30 per cent.
The population of Virginia is 1,512 -
565- ' L.
Alab mi cultivated 2,179 acres of to
bacco last year.
The Mississippi (State lunatic asylum
has 500 i l '. mates.
Tl’.e value of productions Tu .Missis
sippi in 1870 was $8,154,758; In 18-'(\
$12,352,375.
A. few days'ago Columbus, Mils., in
vested SBOO,OOO in a cotton factory, and
now the capital amounts to $1,250,000.
A Van Buren, Ark., man has a con
tract to dig 1000 persimmon roots to be
shipped to Los Angelos, Cal.
A four story hotel, with all modern
improvements, and to, epst .$75,000, is a
probability, at Birmingham, Ala.
Atlanta’s' first grain elevator is com
pleted. It qost $33,000, and lias a stor
age capacity of 200,0(0 bushels.
Georgia raised less than 2,000,000
bushels of oats in 1870, and in 1880 the
production was over 5,000,000 bushels.
Pensacola, LTa., has voted against re
pudiating her turte-hcllum debt, and re
cently paid $300,000 of it.
bix hundred and one convicts in the
Arkansas penitentiary. Over 100 of the
number are murderers.
Tlie individual deposits in the four
national banks at Nashville amount to
$3,702,831.02.
tShad are becoming numerous In the
Alabama, and are sold in the Montgom
ery markets.
Birmingham, Ala., taxes retail whisky
dealers $350, while Moulton charges only
S2O.
Oratidison Harris, .Tr., was convicted
of body-snatching at Augusta, Ga,, and
sentenced to" pay a line of SI,OOO or work
in the chain-gang for twelve months.
A stick of yellow pine timber at Way
cross railroad, Fla., measures fourteen
inebesatthenna.il end, and is 94 feet
long.
A company will cnmmence work at
Atlanta on the Ist of March ou a facto
ry for the. 'manufacture of stationary
engines.
A large ixirlion of Arkansas has been
carried by the late three-mile local op
tion law, and hundreds of saloons were
closed with the c'ose of the year.
A factory will be established at New
Orleans ft, prepare cotton-seed oil for
cookjtig, illuminating and lubricating
puvposes.
In the Green county, Tenn., poor s
li.use the daily expense of each pauperi
averages four and a half cents. The billj
of fare ought to be printed for the sake
of curiosity.
Alabama has 51,540 square miles, is
divided into sixty-six counties, eleven of
them being 1,000 square miles or more in
dimension—the largest, Baldwin, being
1,620 square miles. The smallest are
flreen and Etowah, being each 520 square
miles.
Twelve tramps visited Columbus, Ga.,
a few days ago, and a few hours after
wards they were beginning a thirty days
sentence on the rock pile. This treat
ment generally and vigorously applied
will reach the very marrow of the tramp
nuisance.
The Little Bock Democrat says that a
great many people in that country do
not understand that it is a greater crime
to kill a human being than it is to steal
a Choctaw pony, with flax uiane and
tail, worth $14.75.
The Florida Southern railroad projects
an extension to Pe ry, Ga., which will
pass through one of the richest undevel
oped sections of the State. The com
pany is composed" of ■ Boston capitalists
said to represent $40,000,000. A heavy
force is at work on the Georgia line.
Atlanta Constitution: If one of the
products of the cotton plant is to run
hog’s fat out of the South, this remark
able weed will harr.f*..eoi‘ regarded as
the author of anew and higher civjU
We are all the victims of dis
eased hog’s fat and a too frequent use of
the frying pan.
Fort Smith (Ark.) Independent: It is
no longer Old Arkansas, hut New Ar
kansas. The flint lock rifle, the coon
skin cap, the yellow dog, the belled spurs
and the quirt are only remembered as
the past, and good stock, good farms,
good schools, education and refinement
have taken their place.
Macon (Ga.) Telegraph: With the in
crease of our industries comes also the
demand for skilled laborer' ie South
has not got them. All our boys have
been trained to be lawyers and doctors.
Georgia has not an institution for train
ing yoitngtnrn a- skilled mechanics She
has several so-called military attach
ments, hut not an institution devoted to
practical knowledge in mechanism and
manufacturing, which is now' her great
est need.
Why She Conldn’t Go Any Faster.
Iu the bustle attending the departure
of a boat from the iron pu r at Coney Is
land, while the strong-voiced young men
were calling out, “All aboard,’' a very
fat woman approached, her reddened
face bedewed with perspiration. Al
tiiongtrtt was evident that she was mak
ing the best speed she could the young
men shouted to her to hurry up, or she
would miss the boat, Bhe suddenly
stopped and said : “lam hurrying up
all I can; I guess if yon weighed 322
pounds and was laced as tight n I am,
you couldn’t get along *ny faster,
elUtfir," Then sli* rsrjwFl her WOfr
test ttud misted tlie boat,— *vVw Ywk
Sun.
THE “JACKSON NEWS.
TOPICS OF THE DAY.
Scovamt has one faculty. He car
talk.
PATn’a baggage consist* of twenty
three trunk*.
The long-haired Wilde’s first lecture
netted l"'m *l,^oo.
Oontrari to report, Annie Louise
Cary is not to be married.
One hundred newspapers in this coun
try are edited by colored men.
A resident of Belfast, Ohio, has been
put under bonds for opening his Wife’s
lotters, ..I H -
♦
Tiro r"'i°ct, for the World’s Fair in
Boston ha* been abandoned ior warn,
money.
It will be a great relief when we shall
be able to announce the close of the
Guiteau trial.
The Boston University has come into
possession of $2,000,000 bequeathed 1o
it by Mr. Eieh.
A Salt Lake Gentile states that it
would require an army of 30,000 men to
put the Mottnons down.
A contemporart suggests that Guiteau
will have an opportunity to deliver Ilia
speech from the gallows.
The Boston co-operative store, after
several years’ trial, has proved a failure,
ami will wind up its affairs.
Bom the new Senators elected from
lowa are natives of Ohio. Mou boru in
Ohio get into office everywhere.
A saloon-keeper, at Blancliester, Ohio,
has been required to pay a woman $1,200
for selling her husband liquor.
Experiments made with sugar beets in
Whitman County, Oregon, result in a
yield of 5,000 pounds to the acre.
What a remarkable contrast the pres
ent winter is with that of one year ago.
Everything seems to go to extremes.
The Garfield monument fund now
amounts to about. $90,000, of which the
city of Cleveland contributed $68,000.
■ ♦
A mm. at Wentworth, Out., was sent
to jail for forty-eight hours for contempt
of court beoause she refused to take au
oath.
Massachusetts’ entire representation
in Congress—two Senators and eleven
Representatives—are in favor of woman
suffrage.
Miss Anna Dickinson has scored a
success in male character, as “ Hamlet.”
Her determination to wear tights has
prevailed.
The Boston Globe believes the sethetio
wriggle, which fashionable women havo
adopted as a manner of locomotion, will
cure rheumatism.
It is said that of 72,000,000 bushels of
grain sent from America to Europe last
year, not a single bushel was carried by
an American ship.
A New York paper advertised for
original short stories, and received over
500 responses. The world has an abund
ance of literary talent.
There is one thing the Land Act has
done in Ireland; it has filled the prisons,
but what other benefit has been derived
from it would be hard to say.
That infinitesimal specimen of human
ity, Tom Thumb, has become a convert
to spiritualism, and believes in almost
everything of a ghostly nature.
It is in order to announce that Secre
tary Folger nas no one to do the honors
if his Dalatial home but a grown daugh
ter. In oilier worus, no ia
Tiie {esthetic knee breeches have one
great advantage they do not bag at
the knee, and they have this great disad
vantage—they betray an unshapely calf,
Russia goes steadily nearer bank,
ruptcy each year, and last Decembel
raised with difficulty the gold to pay the
semi-annual interest due foreign debtors.
Oscar Wilde says that in all England
there is not an actress so “powerfully
intense” as Clara Morris. This remark
is supposed to be a compliment to Misf
Morris. _
In Baltimore teachers are required te
report twice n week the number of whip
pings administered, and those who re
port the fewest whippings have the
smoothest sailing.
It is claimed that on account of the
beans they eat Boston women look
younger at forty than Chicago women
do at thirty years of age. Still, it is
pretty hard to believe.
Rats the Detroit Free Preen: “The
war of 1812 ended sixty-seven years ago,
and yet over 20,000 widows are drawing
pensions granted on account of it. Th .t’j
a big load of old widows.”
Col. Feed. Grant is the President ol
the newly-organized American Electric
Light Company, of Maswchnaetts,
sliimi to bfi* • kystoc. tun Ugfcfr
, iftg mi&vx* WdSSUtU MMi.
JACKSON, GEORGIA, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9,1882.
It required 1,000 cars to carry ex
hibits to the Atlanta Exposition, but so
many were sold that 200 wore sufficient
to take away those which remained, they
being nearly all of them machinery.
♦ —
Kentucky does not naturally take to
holidays and believes there are too many
of CieWi on the calendar. In the House,
a few days ago, a bill was passed to
abolish New Year’s day as a holiday.
Oswego, New York, is decidedly a
henlthly town. Rev. Simon Parmalee,
on the 15th of January, celebrated his
centennial birthday. Another Oswegoan
died recently aged 103 years and a Mr.
Clnrli. of the same town, claims to have
passed his 110th year.
It is gratifying to know that a tiue
bill tor murder in the first degree has
Lien found against the lmn.b-l'trs oi
Jennie Cramer, at New Haven, Coun.,
the sth of August last. Walter E. Mai
ley, James Malley and Blanche Douglasi
are the persons indicted.
,
The National Board of Health is con
sideling the pressing demand for hotter
quarantine regulations at New York and
other ports, in order to prevent emi
grants infected with smallpox landing
apd proceeding on their journey iulaud,
spreading the foul disease all over the'
country,
A railroad disaster is a pretty serious
thing for the company which owns the
road. It is said that the Ashtabula dis
aster five years ago lias cost the Lake
Shore $2,000,000, and some of the suits
for damages are not ended yet. The
Spuyten Huyvil disaster will cost the
Central a tremendous sum.
A West Virginia railroad company has
agreed to stop at least one of its trains
each way—on being flagged—for passen
gers and freight at every farm where
right of way is given. The good times
hoped for when every farmer should
have n railroad in his own door yard,
Weems to have come, ill West Virginia.
A remarkable use is being made ol
potatoes. The clear peeled tuber is
macerated in a solution of sulphuric
acid. The result is dried between sheets
of blotting paper, and thon pressed. Of
this all manner of small articles are
made, from combs to collars, and oven
billiard halls, for which the hard, bril
liantly white material is well fitted.
A foreign letter says all Vienna thea
ters are well nigh bankrupt. Nobody
frequents them. The largest amount of
money received by an one of them is $200;
others take in about SSO a night. The
police havo forbidden all day perform
ances, and have lessened the num
ber of seats in each. For instance, the
the Ander Wien Theater, which held 2,-
540 scats, has now only 1,270.
Mayor Harrison, of Chicago, lias
just had a streak of luck. A few days
ago he received a letter from a lady in
Boston, who said that she lived on Shaw
mut avenue, was cultivated, had a taste
for the aesthetic literature and art, had a
cool SIOO,OOO in bank, was but thirty
eight years old, and anxious to bo made
a Mayor’s bride. The Mayor perhaps
understands the drift of her argument.
The annual product of the precious
metals in the States and Territories west
of the Missouri River, including British
Columbia, are as follows : Receipts at
San Francisco from the west coast of
Mexico and reported to Wells-Fargo;
Gold, $31,889,686; silver, $45,077,829.
California show* an increase in silver
and a decrease in gold. Nevada shows a
falling off, and Utah, Colorado, and Ari
zona, an increase.
According to all accounts Mrs. Lin
coln to in a pretty bad condition, physi
cally and mentally. She is attending
Miller's Water Cure, New York, and is ,
barely able to walk about her room.
Cataracts are forming on both eyes. She
is troubled with spinal troubles and has
Bright’s disease. When told that the
r Pension Committee bad decided to give
her $15,000, which amount was due her
under arrears of pension, she manifested
great satisfaction. Hhe will remain in
New York for tho winter.
Ivin, loss ol La.reto of crude oil,
enough to supply the world for years,
are said to he stored away in the oil re
gions. The discovery of oil in Europe
and the sinking of wells there threaten
to affect the foreign market, though sta
tistics as yet show no decrease of the
amount of oil expected from this country,
i Our oil men have turned their attention
■to South America as a market, hut io
i some |-arts of thst section of tlie work)
1 there uro large deposits of petroleum ol
| good quality, which can he procured in
1 abundance without boring for it.
A communication in the Charleston
New* and Courier calls attention to the
I statute which makes tlie non-payment of
a poll tax of $1 a misdemeanor, it says:
1 “What prompts me to write to you at
| this time ia (hat arrests are now hieing
I made and prisoners are confined in our
| jail charged with no other crime
neglect to pay their poll tax, and as the
1 Legislature is now iu teesion I ho]>e tho
I matter can l>e so presented to the people
xnd our legislators that immediate action
I will be takes," It is tbi* Wad of ft If**
I slit OBuic* Ibli&m* id fcw!sfato, ill
' iM sf UamimUf. u> bowto Owlet*.
Devoted to the Interest oi Jackson and Butts OountV.
LilIKM*.
PtS hbltiltig to Jo ; in * hammock T *ring,
And uiy thoughts they think -think of anything,
I fill up my pip, and lliftn i think
Of the waste I r ve made of paper and iuk;
Verses and pro.se of no earhl> use—
Tbo scribbling mania's thy only excuse
Qt the uumeerof times i have been in luVUj
Of exactly how often I’ve lost a glove;
Of the people I’ve met and the people I’ve mimed;
Of how many girls iu my life I nave kissed;
Of how many more I couldn’t gel;
Of h<*w many times I’ve been iu debt.
And then to light my pipe I pause,
And think of things with smoking for cause.
I think of what I’ve done and i.een ;
Of the man l would be and the man L have been;
Of an aimless man sinking into life's shade.
I think of ail 1 have studied and read,
Ami I t hink of a blind man, a cripple in bed ;
I think of an idle and purposeless yoiltltj
And I think, u Rave I fuuud oilt the meaning of
11 utii '/'•
flow oft 1 was atlgrY, ill-hdiriored and **s*•. j
Of how many pebbles are washed on the shore;
Of how many actions I’ve done that are good;
Of how many herrings you’ll find in a wood;
Of things that bore me; of things that 1 hate;
Of an ultemoon dance which breaks up at eight;
Of how many times 1 bate wasted my cash,
And spent lots of money on nothing but trash;
Of how many times I have wished you were here;
Of how many wishes I've t?i*hed in a year.
I was smoking u pipe, unless 1 mistake;
How long have I slept and when did 1 wake?
—lsJtulon Society.
The Commands of the Empress.
A hi to i\v of Katalnu llfipolllnl.
IIY MARY ItYLE PALLAS.
To believe the following story, which
;s recounted by a French historian, one
must letucmber that the word of a Bus
sum Emperor or Empress has always
Ovi u a very different thing from the
word of au English King or Queen ; uud
that where—as iu tins case—the British
cabinet would decide that her majesty
was temporarily insane, the Russian
ludy Would be considered only a little
more severe than her predecessors.
Iu the lime of Catherine the Second,
there dwelt in Russia a gentleman
earned Sunderland, who, though English
by birth, had become a Russian subject,
and also a great favorite with the Em
press. She loaded him with favors ;
made him immensely wealthy; gave him
a palace to live iu, aud embraced him
DUbliclv.
Wiiat. more could a sovereign do to
show her affection for a subject ?
Her partiality was so well-known that
the greatest people at Court sought his
favor and feared iiis frowu ; but lie wus
a very pleusaut aud good-hearted per
son, who thought more of his dress ap
pearance, and the effect lie produced on
the fair sex, than anything else ; and it
was rather a benefit to the community
than otherwise that he should have the
ear of the Empress. He, himself, was
perfectly happy, and spent a great deal
of his time in writing verses expressive
of the charms of the Empress, her good
ness, and the amiability of her disposi
tion.
One morning he had just finished a
most fluttering poem iu several eantoes,
setting forth the story of her condescen
sion to a poor old soldier to whom she
had really been kind, aud was reading it
to a select, audi-nce, wheu a servant
entering the room, aunouuoed to him
that the Chief of the Police, whose
name was Reliow, desired to speak with
him, having a message from the Em
press.
The poet instantly threw down his
paper, and. delighted" with this proof of
confidence ou the part of the sovereign,
excused himself to his friends, and hur
ried to the room whore Ileliew was wait
ing for him.
The Chief of Police sat leaning hack
in his chair, with a very grave face, anil
saluted the Englishman as a jailor might
salute a prisoner whom lie was about to
lead to execution.
“What can I do for you, Reliow?”
asked Bonderland, with a condescending
twist of his mustache. “I see you are
in trouble, aud it was well to come tome
at once. The Empress was kinder than
usual yesterday, aud expressed herself
more anxious to take my advice than she
has ever done before; so have no fears. I
esteem you, Reliow. I cousidei you my
best friend."
“Ah!” said the Chief of Police, doubt
fully. “Aud lam very sure I have a true
friendship for you; but I regret to say I
have terrible nows for you. You have
utterly lost the favor which lias beeu
yours so long. Indeed, though I may
not question the royal mandate, I suffer
terribly in bringing you the news. Hoe
how pule T am. Look how I tremble.
Oil, how can I tell you?”
“But how have I offended?” asked
Boliderlund. “Assuredly you are mis
taken. The Empress kissed me on aiy
. forehead last evening before the whole
Court..”
“K , ..no loses the favor of royalty,”
sighed Iteliew. “ Perhaps you have ad
mired a pretty woman.”
“ No, do,” replied Bonderland.
“ The Empress told me nothing,” suid
Iteliew; “ nothing whatever. Blie gave
me her commands, and bade me accom
plish them at once. But they are too
i horrible! tee/ horrible !”
“ Am I to be sent away?” oskedJßon
derland.
“ You could he very happy in some
other country. I should not dread giv
ng you that news,” replied Reliow.
“ Am I to be exiled toßiberia?” asked
Wonderland.
“In that o ise there might be some
hope of your coming back,” replied Re
lieve.
“Then, good heavens! 1 am to be
whipped with tho knout,” sighed Son
lerland.
“ You might got over that; it seldom
trills,” answered tlie Russian, moodily.
“Then she wants my life,” said Son
lerland. “Tint r know her better than
von <lb. r will fling myself at her feet
and implore her pardon. And, at all
events, one can die but once."
“ Oh, ray poor friend !” moaned Re
dew, bursting into tears, “it is worse
than anything you can imagine. The
Rmnregs has ordered me to have you
stuffed. ”
“ Wird ”” cried Bonderland.
“To i.Hve you stuffed,” replied the
agitated Re!tow. “ Listen, ray poor
friend. This morning she sent for me.
“ ‘ Reliow,’ she said, ‘yon saw to the
stuffing of my favorite horse, who died
last, month *)’
“ f Is.wed and assent J.
'< 1 B oid Bqii'l'-ri uid to tlm same taxi*
Ifi’iuG* ftijfl fiAW It lot shiffai. in mi *UI<
lurid of tuuplisafton—itoggioif, rati uu*
derstand—and placed upon a stand in
thy {Jfitafcd ftpaftmefit. Tie* th* stand
be elegant and bear his name with these
words: “The Favorite of the Em
press.” ’
“ • Your majesty la good enough to
jest.’ I siiiil, hitmiily.
“She flashed a fierce glance at me.
“‘lam in no jesting humor. I valued
him,’ sun auid. ‘ Look, I have even slmd
tears ; but go. Ido libt wish to see him
again. Take him to the taxidermist this
morning. I will write my orders Tor
him ;’ and she gave 1110 this paper ;” aud
he handed to poor Sonderlainl a paper ,
on which were written these worls :
“Stuff rloilcterland very carefully and
set. Ilim Upon mrtss In the attitude of
begging. Begin your work within tlm
hoar. Great as Was my affection for
poor Sondorland, his beauty was his
greatest charm. There are others as
faithful and as affectionate, And I shall
now always have him to look at: he is
certainly a splendid creature. Go and
make all speed possible. Have the words
‘The Favorite of the Empress,’ in letters
of gold on a black p >destal three feet in
height."
“There, my poor Sonderlainl, yon
see,” said the Chief of Police, “ it is not
I who have gone mad. ”
“ Then it is the Empress,” said Sunder
land. "IJnhnppy sovereign, she has lost
her mind.”
‘All the worse for us,” sighed the
wretched Russian.
“As soon as T felt sure of her real
meaning, I fell on my knees and begged
her not to intrust the terrible news to
me; to reconsider her intention. T hardly
knew what I said. For answer she
pointed to the door.
“‘Tf Sunderland is ,iot taken to the
taxidermist within an hour, you shall be
knouted and sent to Siberia,’ she said.
“ Wretch that I am, T am hero with the
news. ”
“Let me see the Empress ; let. me
know what I have done. Let me write.
Take a note to her from me. ”
“I dare not,” said the Chief of Police.
“I have a wife and seven children. You
are dear, but they are dearer to me.”
Sunderland began to hope that the
Empress only wished to play a practical
joke upon them, and pitying liis friend
for his terror and the grief lie suffered,
after a few moments more, arose aud
offered to go witli him at once. Wrap
ping themselves in their furs, both men
jumped into the sleigh at the door.
Meanwhile he hod written a letter to
the Empress, and calling a servant, dis
patched it by him. As yet no one
guessed at the reason of this visit from
the Chief of Police, aud the servant had
no fears concerning the safety of his er
rand.
Meanwhile the two getlomen pro
ceeded together to the liouso of the tax
idermist. Gottsehekoff. Bonderland yet
hopeful—for an Englishman could not
believe that such a command could ho
given in earnest —the Russian half mad
with horror. In fact, in delivering the
command of the Empress ho lost com
mand of his voice anil fainted away.
The taxidermist himself grew pale.
“This is ray sentence of death, as
well as yours,” he said to Bonderland,
“for I do not know how to stuff a man,
and I know what Empresses an l . I
shall have to try, of course, hut I don’t
think it can he done.”
“I am sure it is only a jest of our
sovereign’s,” said Bonderland.
The Russians shook their heads. But
at this instant a loud tramping .was
heard, and armed men entered, seised
upon the Chief of Police, Bonderland and
the taxidermist, forced them into a
sleigh and drove madly away to the Roy
al Palace.
Bonderland still kept his courage. A
man knows well enough whsn a wornuu
really likes him, but the Russians knew
that if the Empress had lost her senses,
her maddest mandate must be obeyed.
Perhaps they would now he all stuffed.
Led into" the royal presence, they
found Catherine furiously pacing the
floor.
“ Wretched madman,” she shrieked
to the poor Chief of Police, “ what, have
you been about ? ”
The poor fellow fell upon his knees.
“My Empress,” he cried, “endeavor
ing to obey yon, though it broke my
heart.”
“ And you, beast? ” she cried to the
tuxidermist.
The taxidermist also prostrated him
self with his teeth chattering in his
head.
“ My Empress,” said Bonderland, of
fering her the paper she had written,
“here is your royal mandate. There
were some difficulties (purely profes
sional) in (lie way of stuffing me.
Otherwise I should have been already
in an attitude of supplication on a black
marble pedestal, I make no doubt.”
“Great Heaven 1” cried Catherine.
“ My friend —my most faithful and most
earnest friend—how dared you believe
me capable of such a thing? And you,
idiots, get up.” And she spurned the
crouching men with her royal foot, “ft
was my dog, my favorite spaniel-—whom
1 had named after this dear Bouderlai.il
because lie wan so handsome—that I
ordered you to stuff. He died last night.
The whole palace knew that. Gisul
heav ns I”
The absurdity of the mistake forced
itself npon the royal mind at this instant.
Catherine, in the midst of her rage, be
gan to laugh, and ended by growing
good-natured.
“ Amusing idiots,” she said, “ go, and
always obey me as well as you have
done to-day. I see, at least, that you
meant well. ’
And thereupon the Chief of Police and
the taxidermist crept away, thankful for
their lives, to convey the dead dog to its
destination. And Bonderland went to
lunch with the Empress, who leant Upon
his shoulder as they walked together
through the Palace.
Remember, Young Men.
Young men who are intending to he
farmers should remember that agricult
ure is both a science and au art, to he
carefully studied, aud then practically
carried out. The day has gone by when
the ignorant can become successful
farmers. Within the past ten years
agriculture has undergouo a great
revolution, hut the uext ton yearn
will Boa greater changes than live
yet beau witnessed. Tim Jeatliug
aflfltitiluniU wiil ba tbs iefvduig men of
tot wiHttaNr.-iVafri* /tornw,
Ingetsoll oil Wlrskejr.
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W e publish tlis week n beautiful ex
tinct from a bite volume of Ingersoll’s
Wi Visdimi and Eloquence by Mc-
Lifrt on the-subject of Alcohol and its
horrors, Mr. jngersoll is au avowed in
fidel, but what Christian priest has done
so much as lie foi' the cause of temper
anre? - -. j rfC -
If am aware there is a prejudice
against any man engaged in the manu
facture of alcohol. I believe that from
the time it issues frqm the colled and
poisonous worm into the distillery until
it empties into the hell of death, dis
honor and crime, that it demoralizes
everybody that touches it. from its
source to where it ends. I do not be
lieve anybody can contemplate the sub
ject without becoming prejudiced against
the liquor crime.
All we have to do gentleman is to
think of the wrecks on either bank of
the stream of death; of the suicides, of
the insanity, of the poverty, of the ig
norance, of the destitution, of the little
children tugging at the faded and weary
breasts of weeping aud despairing wives,
asking for bread, of the talented men of
genius it has wrecked, the men strug
gling with imaginary serpents, produced
by this devilish thing; and when you
think of (lie jails, the almshouses, of
the asylums, i t the ptisans, of the scaf
folds, upon cither bank I do not wonder
that eyery thoughtful man is prejudiced
against this stuff called alcohol.
'lntemperance wits down youth in its
vigor, manhood in its strength mid ig.-
in its weakness. It breaks the fathers
heart, bereaves thfe darling mother, ex
tinguishes natural nfl’eetioii, erases eon
jugal love, blots out filial attachments,
blights parental hope and brings down
mourning age iu sorrow to the grave.
It produces weakness not strength, sick
ness, not health, death, not life. It
makes wives widows, children orphans;
fathers fiends and all of them paupers
and beggars. Feed* rheumatism, nurses
gout, welcomes epidemics, Invites chole
ra, imports pestilence and embraces con
sumption, It covers the land with idle
ness, misery and crime. It fills your
jails, supplies your almshouses and sup
ples your asylums. It engenders contro
verses, fosters quarrels mid cherishes
riots. It crowds your penitentiaries
and furnishes victims to your scaffolds.
It is the life blood of the gambler, the
element of the burglar, the prop of the
highwayman and the support of the
midnight incendiary. It countenance*
the liar, respects the thief, esteems the
blasphemer. It violates obligations,
reverences fraud and honors infamy. It
defames benevolence, hates love, scorns
virtue and slanders innocence. It in
cites the father to butcher his helpless
offspring, helps the husband massacre
liis wife and the child to grind the par
icidal axe. It hums up men, it oou-
Hlinies women, detests life, curses God
and despises heaven. It stubonis wit
nesses, curses perjury, defiles the jury
box, aud stains the judicial ermine. It
degrades the citizen, debases the legisla
tor, dishonors statesmen, and disarms
the patriot. Is brings shame not honor;
terror, not safety; despair, happiness;
anil with the 'iiulovence of a fiend, it
calmly surveys its frightful desolation
ami unsatisfied with its havoc, it pois
ons felicity, kills peace, ruins morals,
blights confidences, Hlays reputation
and wipes out national honors. It curs
es the world and laughs at its ruiu,
|t does all that and more—it murders
the soul. It is the son of villainies,
the father of all crimes, the mother of
abominations; the devil* best friend, and
Gods worst enemy.
A Banishment Worse Thau Beuth.
An execution to which more than pass
ing interest attaches will take place in
Windsor, Vermont. The condemned
person is Emeline M. Moaker, of Wator
hur.y, who was convicted of the murder
of ini orphan girl thirteen years old,
Alice Moaker by name, April 22, 1880.
The wretched woman protested her in
nocence on the occasion to set aside the
verdict, as she lias always done, hut was
sentenced to be hanged in the prison at
’Windsor on the last Friday of May,
1883. The crime, for which a son of
Mrs. Meaker, Almon Meaker, is already
under sentence of death, was one of tlie
most horrible in even the criminal his
tory of Vermont. The child was a half
sister to E. O. Meaker, husband of
Emeline, and was an inmate of their
household, where she was Beverly abused
and maltreated, being treated, indeed,
as a slave by Mrs. Meaker and Almon.
Almon was a half-witted, pliant tool iu
the hands of liis mother. Mr. Meaker is
believed to he innocent of s'l complicity
in either the abase or the murder of the
child. The child was taken from bed
and dressed, a sack was tied over her
head, and she wae taken in a wagon to ft
lonely spot in the woods, where a dose
of strychnine was given her, and she was
left to die in a swain]). The crime was
conclusively fixed upon tire two wretched
prisoners, and nothing can now save
them from the terrible consequences.
The time allowed the condemned to pre
pare for death is so long that, the execu
tion will undoubtedly be welcomed as a
termination of the feeling of terror that
will possess them.
How Fan You Tell a Hoed Cigar!
They used to say that a gissl cigar
could he known by the light brown
specks on it. These were made by
worms, the story was, aud tlie worms
were epicures in tobacco aud would
touch only the best. Blit the chemists
soon found a way of simulating these
worm sjieck*. Bo that spoiled the test.
Then there was no other guide hut the
ashes. If these burned white the cigar
was good , if not, bad. But the enter
prising tobacconists soon found a way to
make the vilest cablgenia burn as spot
lessly white as the best Havana. An
other test gone. Finally the makers of.
choice cigars put a little rotl label Hround
each. This was thought to he something
which would always he a sure guide.
And so it would be, hut uufortuuately
some of the manufacturers liuvp, by a
strange mistake, put the labels ou tho
eabbagenU* ns wall M tU
AMfcf) TemtrlvU
TERMS: $1.50 per Aonnm.
NUMBER 22.
OEMS OF THOUGHT.
[FrwMHo. SlMs’# “ AAu*
The betity of a lovely woman like
music.
Our dead are never dead to ua until
we have forgotten them.
A woman may get to love by degrees;
the beet fire does not flare up the soon
est.
A man may be very Arm in other mat
tare, and yet be under a sort of witchery
from a woman.
When death, the great reconciler has
come, it is never onr tenderness that we
tepont of, but our severity.
If you would love a woman without
ever looking book on your love as a folly,
she must die while you are courting her.
W aas apt to be kinder to the brutes
that love us than to the woman that love
us. Is it beoause the brutes are dumb ?
I don’t want to know people that look
ugly and disagreeable, any more than I
want to taste dishes that look disagreea
ble.
Then they looked at each other, not
quite as they had looked before, for in
their eyes there was the memory of a
kiss.
There’s no pleasure in living if you’re
to lie oorked up forever, aud only drib
ble your mind out by the sly, like a leaky
barrel.
One may be betrayed into doing
tilings by a combination of circum
stances which one might never have
done otherwise.
‘‘ But, mother, thee know’st we can
not love just where other folks ’ud have
ns. There’s nobody but God that can
control the heart of man
Tub vainest woman is never thoroughly
oouseious of her own beauty till she is
loved by the man who sets her own
passion vibrating in return.
Bkoau.se, dear, trouble comes to us
oil iu this life, wo set our hearts on
things which isn't God’s will for us to
have, aud then we go sorrowing.
A man never lies with more delicious
langor under the influence of a passion,
than when he has persuaded himself
that he shall subdue it to-morrow.
When I have made up my iniud that I
can not afford to bu v a tempting dog, I
take no notice of him, because if lie
took a strong fuuov to me, and looked
lovingly at me, the struggle between
arithmetic and inclination might become
unpleasantly severe.
It’s a deep mystery—the way the
heart of man turns to oue woman
out of alt the rest lie's seen in
the world, uud makes it easier for him
to work seven years for her, like Jacob
did for Rachel, sooner than have any
other woman for the asking.
But I believe there have been men
since his day who have ridden u long
way to avoid a rencontre, and then
galloped hastily hack, lest they should
miis it. It is the favorito strategem of
onr passions to charm a retreat, aud to
turn shurp around upon us the moment
we liuve matte up our miudH that the
day is our owu.
A Better Mby.
The wasteful practice of burning or
otherwise destroying lovo letters haa
been brought into disrepute by a young
lady in lowa, who iias iiad hers bound
in the form of au album, which she
turns out for the inspection and enter
tainment of her visitors when they have
wearied of praising her tidies and finished
the family photographs.
The device, economical as it is—and in
that aspect praiseworthy—has its draw
backs. To visitors who have met—as
the phrase is—“with a disappointment,”
the sight of such a collection would be
harrowing iu the extreme. 'Then there
would be the additional danger that
some guest would find among the mis
sives one from some laxly to whom she
believed she hud a special claim The
sight, in such a case, of words of love
addressed to another might lie provoca
tive of unpleasantness—perhaps, even,
of tears or, worse still, of scratching and
hair-pulling.
These possibilities are to be dreaded.
Fortunately they cun he avoided without
recurring to the old-fashioned and waste
ful method of burning love letters. Such
missives coutuin—or ure popularly held
to contain —a good deal of sweetness.
Borne of them hare been described, in
the glowing imagery of girlhood, as
“just too’sweet for anothing,” but this
is undoubtedly liy]‘rbole. They ought,
however, to be sweet enough for glucose
if there is any semblance of sweetness
about them. Let the lowa plan be
abandoned then and led the accumulated
love letters of the country be sent to the
glucose factories. The residents in the
neighborhood of such factories might
object. Hut they do that now.
Aii Oullaw’s Sweetheart.
The robber* usod to frequently shoot
at targets in company with their sweet
heart*, in the shooting the girls making
sometimes almost as good a score as the
men, and the yells that would rend the
air as one’s favorite lady would split the
bullet on the half dollar as it fell for
ward to the ground would have done
justice to a border scout. Nor were the
young ladies behind them in equestrian
ism, Miss Ryan, in particular, ofUu
boasting that she could drop the nickel
as often in the race as any of the boys.
It may be proper here to explain the
modus ojteraiuli of the “nickel race.
A nickel or other small coin is placed in
the fork* of a tree, about the distance
from the ground tbit a man’s shoulder
would Vie while on horseback. Each
party has one shot at it as he flies by on
his horse at full speed. The ladies take
tlieir regular turn, and Miss Ryan baa
been known to drop the nickel three
times out of five raises, and that she is,
indeed, at home in the saddle is demon
strated by the fact that when aligbtug
from her favorite horse, a powerful blai k
charger, ahe simply rises from the sad
dle and leaps to the ground, while btr
horse walks to the nearest hitching-pot
to await'its rider. When she is ready to
remount, her intelligeut bora© comes at
her cull, and taking h*r saddle by the
pummel she bounds into it and is off at
a fast gallop, t 1.2 only gftit ilwevar rides,
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