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VOLUME 26.
REV. WALSTEIN McCORO TO
MARRY MISS PAULINE LEWIS.
Garda are oat for the marriage of
jiev. W. VV. McCord to Alias Esther
Pauline Lewis to take place at the
home of Rev. and Mrs. John S. Lewis
at Pembroke Ga.
Mr. McCord is a Jackson boy who
Is called to the ministry and has tak
n up evangelical work, and has been
emminently successful in his chosen
field.
A long happy and useful life is our
wishes for the happy couple .
' Jackie—Does your father know any
thing about music, Tommy?
Tommy (whose father is an old po
liceman)—Yes.
Jackie—Well, what does he know?
Tommy—He knows how many bars
there are in a beat, for I have heard
him tell mother so.—Tit-Bits.
\ Small Edgar--You better not go boat
ing with my sister, Mr. Slowboy.
i Mr. Slowboy (sister’s admirer)—And
.why uot, Edgar?
Small Edgar—l heard her tell Cousin
iJennle this morning that she was going
to chuck you overboard.—St. Louis Ite
jpobllc.
Didn’t Fire Him.
A ltlnd old gentleman, seeing a small
boy who was carrying a lot of news
papers under his arm, said, “Don’t all
those papers make you tired, my boy?”
“Naw, J. don’t read ’em,” replied the
la<L- -Canadian Courier.
His Rising Day.
"He never did rise in the world til!
tie stumbled over a lot o’ dynamite,”
the village gossip said, “an’ even theft,
like so many men in the risin’ busi
ness, he never did know what he rl*
ter!”—Atlanta Constitution.
A Thoughtful Wife.
“Why did you tell your husband that
there would be three pari* to the con
cert? There are only two.”
“Yes, 1 know, but he will be so pleas
ed when it leaves off sooner than he
expects.”—Fliegende Blatter.
Miss Antique—Do you think one can
get too old to marry? Old Batch—No;
but you can lose the faculty of picking
a winner.—London Mail.
I am not Joking.
FOR SALE.
175 acres in Iron Springs district, six miles from Jackson over
.a smooth level road. There is 135 acres in cultivation which is
level and without rocks, that is, level enough that a mower
and binder machine can be operated over it. Much more level
than the average land of the county* On the place are houses
which cannot be built for $2000.00. They consist of a five
room framed dwelling, weather boarded out and ceiled in,
with 8 foot hall-way, back and front verandas. 3 tenant hous
es with 2,3 and 4 rooms respectively. The dwelling was
built 4 years agp and the two last mentioned tenant houses weer
recovered 3 years ago. Two barns on the place -one 16 by
20 sheded both sides and one 24 by 30sheded both sides and
cow barn underneath 24 by 30. Corn crib 16 by 20 sheded
one side and up and down stairs built 3 years ago. The small
barn was*built 3 years ago and the large seven years ago.
Reoair shop 12 by 16 built this year. AS FINK A. PAS
TURE AS YOU EVER SAW CONSISTING OF TWEN
TY ACRES WITH BERMUDA GRASS, WITH A LIV
ING STREAM THROUGH IT THE DRYEST YEAR-
Three different churches within a mile and one about two
miles and a fine school within 20 minutes walk. 1 his place
“an ta taugh t Withm the NEXT' THIRTY DAYS fors 3 ooo.
00 cash, or $1500.00 cash and five notes for $400.00 each at 8
% interest payable Jan. ist* 1909 and each succeeding year
till paid off. Place will rent for ten bales of cotton up
pers have been secured for another year. lh w a big bar
gain and you will have to hurry if you get it. Buy it and let
fhe rents pay off the notes. I have Jackson property to snow
you if you want to invest in city rea estate. _
y y Address, Frank Z. Curr\.
Jackson, Ga,
This Sept. 26th, 1907.
THE JACKSONIAN.
M IS. LEE DIES AT HOME
OF DAUGHTER IN ATLANTA.
The c'eath of Mrs. Nannie Lee oc
curred at the home of her daughter
at Lakewood heights in Atlanta Fri
day of last week. Paralysis was the
cause of death,
Mrs Lie was the I’rcui mother of
the Lee boys well known in Butts
County among whom Rev Parry Lee
'once of Jackson now living in Macon.
Tho burial was at Macedonia Cem
etery.
Speaking French.
Want to speak French fluently? Get
a clothespin and pinch up your nose.
Then start in, and in a week you will
have the correct accent of the boule
vards. To speak good French you
must pretend to have a bad cold.
Nothing is so simple in the good lan
guage line as French. You have uot to
make a public exhibition of clothing
the nostrils with a clothespin. Just
elevate the little trap that closes the
gap between the nasal cavity and the
mouth. Then spout liie names of a few
dishes from the menu of a Now York
American hotel—always in the cheap
est possible language—the language de
cuisine, or kitchen French. And in a
discussion never forget to add to every
assertion or interrogation “uez par!”
In pure French this is spelled “n’est
ce-pas.” In American it means, ac
cording to Dr. Amos Jeffreys of Vir
ginia “Ain’t dat so?”—New York Press.
Ought to Know How.
The animal trainer being sick, his
wife reported for duty in his stead.
“Have you ever had any experience
In this line?" asked the owner of the
menagerie, with some doubt.
"Not just exactly In this line,” she
said, “but my husband manages the
beasts all right, doesn’t ho?”
“He certainly does."
“Well, you ought to see how easy I
can manage him.” —London Opinion.
“HI say, ’ow long ’nve HI got to
wait for -those chops Hi sent to be
warmed hover?”
“Why, Ah et ’em up, boss. Yo’ tole
me to eat ’em.”
“You blawsted hldiot, cawn’t you
hunderstund llengllsh? Hi said dis
tinctly to ’eat ’em up.’[—Judge.
Church—Did you ever try any of
those “close to nature" methods? Go
tham—Well, I’ve used a porous plas
ter!—Yonkers Statesman.
JACKSON, GEORGIA. FRIDAY, Oct" 4th 1907.
THE GRIFFIN ROAD BADLY
IN NEED OF REPAIRS.
The road from Mr. A. Q. Taylors to
Jackson is in a terrible condition, and
we people ia this part of the county
pav our taxes as cheerfully as any
other. Take the washout in front of
the old Woodward place, it is a dis
grace to Butts County you can hard
ly pass over it during the day to say
nothing about night. There are also
several places near the home of Mr.
Gordon Carmichael that will dump a
mau out of his buggy. In fact there
are holes and high hills all the way to
Jackson, and from Mr. Taylor's to
Griffiu there is scarcely a hill, no
washouts, or even any holes.
It our Commissioners would pul
down 4 or 5 bills and lill in the wash
outs and holes, we would feel like
raising our hats to them whenever we
come to old Jackson.
Remember jou force us to haul our
cotton to Griffin, buy our guano, uud
other products out of our own Gouty,
but we uil are forced to go over the
best road. We know Jackson is loosing
unlimited amount of (radeon account
of this road, and it looks to me like
Butts County ought to compete with
with Spaulding. We sincerely pray
that our commissioners will move the
road machines over to that part of the
Count) at once.
AlanyCitize s.
It’s always false econ
omy to save money
at the expense of personal
appearance; good clothes
are worth what they cost.
The chief thing in bu>-
ing is to pay just enough
to get the best; and not tjo
much.
That’s the whole story
of our Hart Schaffner &
Marx clothes; the best
clothes made; and the
most economically priced.
When you buy clothes
remember thi S : Hart
Schaffner & Marx; and
Jackson Mercantile Cos.
APPRECIATION OF FBIENDS.
. ■ I ■ 1 —■ H
To Mr. S. E. Andrews.
Editor Jacksonian.
Will you Kindly favor os by extend
ing th* use of your paper to thank
your numerous friend*” that so kindly
and lovingly ‘administered to our lov
ed one during her recent and last iII
IISSS.
May the God of Abraham, Isaac,
and Jacob, bless, comfort, protect,
and keep them through llfes journey
and when the end shall come save
them in a home of eternal happiness
and psace is, and shall be our prayer.
George W Ray.
James P. <k Eva Ray,
At Home.
Mrs. I. G. Walker,
Llthonla. Gs.
Mrs. Alctins Kimbell,
Locust Grove. Qa.
L. L. A 0. C. Ray.
Jackson, Gs.
E. L. Ray,
Vidaiia, G*.
Oct. Ist 1907.
By the way, my shoemaker is a mu
rlc-ian, and ho like* musicians for his
customers to\Judge by the following,
stuck up In bis window;
“If you are Bchul>ert (sboebare).
come to the Schumann, and If your
Purcell allow it. come Bneb, aDd come
Offenbach wbeu you're out Chopin.”
RUNAWAY HORSE OVERTURNS
BUGGY BUT NO ONE INJURED.
Miss Maggie Giles and Mlbs Bessie
Thomas were out driving Mondar af
ternoon when the horee became fright
ened and beyond their control. In
front of Mr. Joe Bailey’a the buggy j
was overturned and the oceupante
narrowly escaped being seriously
hurt.
JACKSON FAR IN THE REAR
OF HER SISTEB MONTICELLO.
On returning from Monticello Tom
Singley J restated to a number of peo
ple that he saw a Wampus, which
was the only one in captivity, and
that Monticello was the proud poss
essor of the animal.
We alway s doubted that any city
was more entitled to fame than Jack
son and so stated. So when we asked
for a description of tlie animal, and
received it, we promptly stated that
Jackson bad one. But Tom asserts
that the mark of pure breed is miss
ing and white Jackson has a skunk
she certainly has no wam| us.
Juat as He Wat.
A Richmond minister not long ago
wno asked to perform a marriage cere
mony by a young negro couple. As he
had employed the groom for n year or
two, he consented, knowing what pres
tige would come to the couple by rea
son of having been married by a white
minister. At the appointed time the
happy pair arrived, and the ceremony
proceeded:
“Do you take tills man for bettor or
for worse?” the minister asked.
For all her shyness the bride spoke
up bravely.
“No, sah: Ah dou’t." she said. “All’ll
take him Jest like be Is. If he was ter
get any better I's afraid he'd die. nn'
if lie was ter get any wuss Ah’d kill
him myself!”—Harper's Weekly.
The Tramp’* One Request.
The Irate housewife found the tramp
stretched out iu her new hammock.
“You miserable bubo,” she snapped,
reaching for the sprinkling can. “you
Just wait uutil my husbnud comes. Ho
will bring you to your senses.”
The tramp blew u puff of smoke at
a butterfly.
“Madam,” ho yawned, “will you do
me one favor?”
“What?”
“Yes, a favor. Instead of bringing
me to my senses, kindly request him
to bring my senses to ine. I feel so
tired.”—Chicago News.
Oldest •emote of Paper.
A contemporary *n?n that the earli
est example la extstenco of the use of
paper in Europe Is a letter, dated 1210
A. D., which le preserved at the Lon
don ReooM office. It is from Ray
mond, soa of the Duke of Nnrbonne,
to King Henry 111., asking him to col
lect 28 shillings for three shiploads of
salt sold by R. de Cnr to David ds
Lento, draper, of London.—London Pa
per Making. .
The advantage of artificial shade in
the growing of tobacco and other crops
consists of the conserving of the mois
ture In the soil.
DON’T FORGET IT!
You will always find us with the best
prices, with the best line of Groce
ries, and the best place to do your
trading.
Why don’t you
Trade with us and get your moneys worth.
KINARD & CLARK 'PHONE 60;
NUMBER 41
REV. AND MRS. WILLINGHAM
LEAVE JACKSON THIS WEEK.
I- . ,
| Rev. and Mrs. O. T. Willingham
left this week. The people of Jackson.
1 fenerally regret that Mr. Willingham
did not accept the call extended by
the Baptist Church but wish him
| unbounded sucoess in any field where
ho labors.
MR. SIM STEPHENS OF PEP
PERTON KILLED BY TRAIN.
Last Sunday moruiug toe body of
Mr. Sim Stephens wao fooua near the
depot with one side of his head terri
bly lacerated. A jury was at once
empanneied by judge Britt, Buttg
Counties efficient coroner, and an In*
quest held. The jury returned a ver
dict to the effect that his death was
caused by the train.
Nineteen Hour Day*.
"Our hours,” said a nature student,
“are nothing to the birds'. Why, some
birds work in the summer nineteen
hours a day. Imlefntlgnbly they clear
the crops of Insects. The thrush got®
up at 2:30 every summer morning. Ha
rolls up ills sleeves and fulls to work
nt once. And lie never stops till 9:30
at ulght. A clean nineteen hours.
During that time lie feeds his vora
cious young 2mi times. The blackbird
starts work at the same time us the
thrush, but lie lays off curlier. Ills
whistle blows at 7:."0. and during ids
seventeen hour day in.* sets about 100
meals before ills kiddies. The tit
mouse is up and about by 3 In the
morning, and Ids stopping timo is !) at
night. A fnHt worker, the titmouse I*
said to food Ids young 417 meals—
meals of caterpillar mainly—in the
long, hard, hot day.”—Cincinnati in
quirer. ij
How a Dog Koeps Cool.
Professor E. *L. Trouessnrt of the’
Paris Museum of Natural History, la
n lecture on animal boat, remarked
that the dog. whose resplrutlons In re
pose number only twenty-five or thirty,
per minute, may In running acquire ai
rnto of respiration as high us 850 peE.
minute. The effect of tills acceleration
favors the dissipation of animal beat
by evaporation from the pulmonary,
vesicles. The dog perspires very little
or not at all by the skin, pulmonary
taking the plnco of cutaneous trans
piration. It is this fact which enable*;
the dog to pursue Its game so ion®
and persistently. Animals of the cat!
family, on the other hand, do not pos- 1
sess this peculiarity, and for that
reason tigers, panthers and lions lie
In wait for tbelr prey, but do not pur
sue It over long distances. The bird
possesses pulmonary transpiration In
a very high degree.
The beauties of the English language
are again evident in the case of that
western man who bad skipped wlttt
the town funds and wan described as
“six feet tall and flO/XX) short.”—Ex
change. f
The city council of Pine Bluff, Ark.,
bas rejected the municipal ownership
scheme and bns renewed tbs contract!
for lighting for five years.