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Going to a Dinner-Party#
“Now, wc haven’t got much time to
get ready, my dear,” suggested Mr.
Spoopendyke, cheerily, “and I won’t be
late at a dinner-party. I want you to
fix up bo as to be the best-looking woman
at the table. You can get ready in an
hour, can’t you?”
“I think I can,” replied Mrs. Spoopen
tlyke, with a titter. “O yes, I can dress
in that time, and I hope you won’t be
disappointed in me,” and the little wo
man began to take down her back hair.
“You might get my shaving tackle
for me,” said Mr. Spoopendyke, appro
priating the only mirror. “And now I
think of it,” he continued, after a pause,
“my dress-coat needs a button. Sew it
on, won’t you?”
Mrs. Spoopendyke lugged out the
coat, and hunted through a broken-down
old bag after a button that would do.
“Got that button sewed on yet?” in
quired Mr. SjKjopendyko, lathering away
comfortably.
“In a minute, nay dear,” responded
his wife.
“Well, hurry up; I want you to put
these studs and sleeve-buttons into my
clean shirt.”
Mrs. Spoopei lyko gradually got
around to those olliees, and laid out the
habiliment in readiness for her lord.
“Did you take those stitches in my
gloves?” inquired Mr. Spoopendyke.
“O yes, certainly,” replied Mrs.
Spoopendyke, going right to work at it.
“Well, then, you can brush my vest
and pantaloons, and by that time I’ll be
ready to have you tie my cravat.”
A few moments more found Mr. Spoo
pendyko arrayed completely.
“Gome, you ready?” lie demanded,
having assured himself that his wife had
not accomplished a single step toward
her toilet.
“Not quite, dear,” responded the lady,
with one-half her hair in her mouth and
the other half crackling under the brush.
“What’s the matter with you?” he
asked. “Didn’t you say you could get
ready in an hour? Didn’t you hear me
tell you when I came in that we only
liad an hour to dress in? What have
you been doing? Why can’t you go as
you are ? You look well enough. ”
“I was busy fixing your things,”
faltered Mrs. Spoopendyke, “and .1
couldn’t do two things at once.”
“O no! You can’t do anything at
once. Why didn’t you have my things
fixed this morning? Why don’t you
keep house somehow? That dress
you’ve got on is good enough. Why
can’t you go in that dress? If you’ve
got to put on all the frills you won’t be
ready till next fall. Ain’t you most
ready now? Think I’m going to stand
around here like a jug of mineral water?”
Mrs. Spoopendyke twisted up her hair
and jammed in the pins. Then she put
on lier liat and twitched it first to one
side and then the other; put one hand
up behind and shoved it forward, and
then caught hold of it in front and pulled
it down.
“Well, if you’re ready, let’s start,”
growled Mr. Spoopendyke. “You’ve
been long enough for a telegraph wire,
now. Come on.”
“Oh! I haven’t got my dress on yet,”
pleaded Mrs. Spoopendyke. “I’ll be
through in a minute.”
“Dod gast the dress!” ejaculated Mr.
Spoopendyke. “Where’s my paper?
Give me my paper and I’ll read for a
month or two. You won’t be ready till
spring. Wliere’s that paper?”
“Take a book, dear,” recommended
Mrs. Spoopendyke, blushing deeply and
glancing around nervously.
“I don’t want any measly book,” re
torted Mr. Spoopendyke. ‘‘l want the
morning paper. Find that paper the
first thing you do, and then you get
ready in four seconds. ”
“I think you’ll find the paper behind
—behind the book-case,” said Mrs.
Spoopendyke, as red as a brick, and she
hustled into her skirt, and began clawing
at it behind in an effort to loop it up
straight. “I’m almost ready,” she gig
gled hysterically, as she drew on the
waist and buttoned it up nervously.
“I’ll be ready before you could turn the
paper inside out,” and she snatched a
ribbon from the drawer, tied it in a bow.
He Wasn’t a Clergyman.
There is more than one broker in Wall
street whose general look might deceive
a stranger into believing that he was a
member of the cloth, but the particular
broker we have in mind looks the pro
fession more than any of his fellows.
Business called him into Pennsylvania,
and at the village tavern he was sup
posed to be at least a bishop. He
heard the boys talking about a horse
race which was to come off in the after
noon, and without asking any useless
questions he picked up his cane and put
iu an appearance at the proper time.
Three horses were to start, and there
was a crowd of fifty or sixty villagers
and farmers at the track. By-and-by
everything seemed ready for the start,
but there was a hitch somewhere. Nearly
an hour passed, and yet no one mounted
the judges’ stand. The broker had held
aloof from all, and was becoming im
patient, when one of the crowd edged up
to him and said:
“ Waiting here to see any one in par
ticular?”
“O no.”
“This isn’t a country fair, you know.”
“No; I didn’t expect it was.”
“ It’s a horse-race—a regular horse
race. ”
“ Yes, I understand.”
The man returned to the crowd, held
a short confab, and then approached the
broker again and said:
“ Say, stranger; I want to ask yon a
question.”
“Go ahead.”
“ The boys have set yon down for a
clergyman, and they hate to hurt vour
feelings by starting* this rice. Would
you take if kindly if I should ask you to
step outside the fence?”
“ I’d like to see myself stepping out!”
exclaimed the broker. “ I came here to
see the race, and I’ve waited a whole
hour for the horses to start. Ring ’em
right up, and, in case you are one judge
short, I’ll see fair play for every
starter. ”
The boys followed his advice, but they
haven’t got it all straight in their minds
yet, and tjie broker is referred to as “that
fallen clergyman from New York.”—
Watt Street Daily News.
There are 60,000 lunatics in the
United States.
House of Wurtemberg.
The house of Wurtemberg, it is said,
derives its name from the following le
gend:
“A poor burgher fell in love with the
daughter of the Emperor of Austria, and
as the young people saw no prospect of
obtaining the imperial consent to the
union, they fled together into Suabia,
where they bought a small piece of land,
and established an inn. It stood at the
foot of a mountain, and its possessor
therefore went by the name of ‘Wirt
am Berg,’ or the ‘•Landlord at the
Mountain. ’ One day the Emperor was
traveling to Frankfort, and stopped on
on his way at his daughter’s house with
out recognizing her. She knew him
directly, and persuaded her husband to
make himself known to the Emperor, and
to beg his forgiveness. Accordingly,
taking their little son they fell at his feet
entreating his pardon, which he willingly
granted. Moreover, the Emperor cre
ated his son-in-law a duke; but in mem
ory of this occurrence he was to keep
his name ‘Wirt am Berg,’ which snbse
sequently became Wurtemberg.”
[Atchinson Champion ]
No Benefit.
An Indiana newspaper thus writes:
Mr. Geo. F. Helderle, of Peru, Ind., says
that lie had suffered very much with
rheumatism and used many remedies
without benefit. He found the desired
reli f in St. Jacobs Oil.
Lace.
I once saw in Paris a magnificent stage
costume made by Mme. Judic. On the
skirt was the loveliest tablier of rich
lace I ever beheld. The dress was dis
played on account of that lace; and that
lace was worth, perhaps, 25f., for it was
paper, wonderfully stamped, and repre
sented chains of fuchsias, and looked just
as much like a piece of real lace as a
Paris diamond by night looks like an
old mine gem. Parisian actresses wear
that paper lace a great deal; it is tough,
soft, and very effective. To wear a cost
ly lot of lace, which may be ruined in a
night, when $5 worth of lace paper looks
as well, is considered the height of
folly by intelligent foreigners.— London
Theater .
[Pottstown Daily Ledger.]
A Michigan journal relates the follow
ing: Amos James, Esq., proprietor of
the Huron House, Port Huron, Mich.,
suffered so badly with rheumatism that
he was unable to raise Iris arm for three
months. Five bottles of St. Jacobs Oil
cured him entirely.
The Improved Method of Kissing.
How to lass scientifically, and still ex
tract all the pleasurable essence of a
kiss, is at present a subject of extreme
interest in social circles, where young
people have nothing better to occupy
their minds.
The day when a young man could grab
a girl around the neck and gobble a kiss
in a rough but comfortable manner, is
past. The time when he could circle
her waist with one arm, get liis sliirt
bosom full of hair oil, and pirouette liis
lips over every square inch of her coun
tenance, is no more. Science has pro
claimed against it, and man shudders,
but remains silent.
The old style of kissing, which sounds
like someone tearing the clap-boards off
a smoke-house, is now considered bad
taste, and consequently going out of fash
ion; although the majority of the girls
admit that science has cruelly destroyed
all the comfort of a long-lingering, heart
tlirilling kiss, and causes them to express
no little regret at the change.
The improved scientific method of kiss
ing is to throw the right arm languidly
around the fair one’s shoulder, tilt her
chin up with the left hand until her nose
is pointed at an angle of forty-five de
grees—or rather until he has tne aspect
resembling the bowsprit of a clipper
built sloop—then stoop slowly and graze
about her lips in a quiet, subdued sort of
way, and tickle her nose with your mou
stache until she cries’“Ouch!” This is
scientific kissing; but there is no consola
tion in it—nothing to make a man feel
like a couple of galvanic batteries were
galloping along his spinal column. It is
fiat, luke-warm; it lacks substance, and,
if not stale, is at least unprofitable.
Two Organs.
Regulate first the stomach, second the
liver; especially the first, so as to perform
their functions perfectly and you will
remove at least nineteen twentieths of
all the ills that mankind is heir to, in
this or any other climate. Hop Bitiars
is the only thing that will give perfectly
healthy natural action to these two or
gans.—Maine Farmer.
The Pleasures of Business.
No human mind is oontented without
occupation. No human soul is satisfied
without an aim or purpose in life. The
greatest success in life consists not in
the mere accumulation of riches, but in
being able to acquire wealth with a dis
position to apply it in such a manner
that it shall be a comfort and blessing
to others—not in the mere giving away
of money, but in putting people in a
way to labor and help themselves. There
is no pleasure in oppression. There is
no joy in grinding and exacting gold
from the poor; but there is a great deal
of genuine satisfaction in being able to
offer steady and honorable employment
to the many willing hands that have
nothing to do. One of the greatest en
joyments of the prosperous business man
consists in being able to comfortably
provide for the many employes in his
house or manufactory. In doing this
he is fulfilling his obligations to society;
he becomes a useful and honored citi
zen ; business to him is a real pleasure ;
he enjoys his successes, when they are
fairly won, because he feels that he de
serves them.
When a business man has the right
kind of a purpose in life he enjoys his
occupation, he feels a just and worthy
pride in his prosperity, he is pleased
with the respect and gratitude of those
whom he directs and controls in the
management of his affairs, and he feels
that in benefiting himself he is center
ing a favor upon others.— Criterion.
A Body
Does not always belong to an inebriate. Kid
ney troubles will cause bloat, but Warner’s
Safe Kidney and Liver Cure has never failed to
remove it.
When letters and papers come in late,
as usual, people wonder how they ever
did get along without the fast mail.
Queer Remedies.
At an inquest held at Bradwell, Bucks,
on the body of a five-year-oii gill who
died of hydrophobia, one of the witnesses
deposed that two days after tlie child had
been bitten, the buried dog was disin
terred, its liver extracted and a piece of
it, weighing about an ounce and a half,
frizzled on a fork before the fire until it
was dried up, and then given to the child,
who ate it freely, but, nevertheless, died.
Not an over-nice remedy, but hardly
nastier than magpie-dust, which no less
a personage than the Princess Bismarck
apparently deems an infallibly specific
for epilepsy; since, no longer ago than
January last, the Resident of fho Eck
enfoerden Schooting Club addressed the
following circular to the members of that
association:
“Her highness, Princess Bismarck,
wishes to receive, before the 18th inst.,
as many magpies as possible, from the
burned remains of which an anti-epilep
tic. powder may be manipulated. I per
mit myself, therefore, high and well-born
sir, to entreat that you will forthwith
shoot as many magpies as you can in
your preserves, and forward the same to
the Chief Forester Lange, at Fradrichs
ruh or hither, without paying for their
carriage, down to the 18th of this
month.”
Sir Walter Scott’s piper, John Bruce,
spent a whole Sunday, selecting twelve
stones from twelve south-running strsams,
with the purpose that his sick master
might sleep upon them and become whole.
Scott was not the man to hurt the honest
fellow’s feelings by ridiculing the notion
of sueli a remedy proving of avail; po he
caused Bruce to be told that the recipe
was infallible, but that it was absolutely
necessary to success that the stones
should be wrapped in the petticoat of a
widow wlio had never wished to marry
again; upon learning which the High
lander renounced all hope of completing
the charm.
Lady Duff Gordon once gave an old
Egyptian woman a powder wrapped in a
fragment of the Saturday Review. She
came again to assure her benefactress the
charm was a wonderfully powerful one;
for although she had not been able to
wash off all the fine writing fiom the pa
per, even that had done her a great deal
of good.
A sea captain, when one of his crew
craved something for his stomach’s good,
on consulting liis book found “No. 15”
was the thing for the occasion. Unfor
tunately there had been a run on that
number, and the bottle was empty. Not
caring to send the man away uncomforted,
the skipper, remembering that eight and
seven made fifteen, made up a dose from
the bottles so numbered, which the sea
man took with startling effects, never
contemplated by himself or the cribbage
loving captain,— Chambers' Journal.
Mrs. Partington Says
Don’t take any of the quack rostrums,
as they are regimental to the human cis
tern ; but put your trust in Hop Bitters,
which will cure general dilapidation,
costive habits and all comic diseases.
They saved Isaac from a severe extract of
tripod fever. They are the ne plus unum
of medicines.—Boston Globe.
Mr. O’Rafferty Is sitting in his
room with his head tied up and his arm
in a sling, when a little boy sticks his
head in and asks, “Me fey tne? sint me
to inquire how yer eye was coming on
this morning.” “ Tell yer feyther to at
tend a ward meeting himself, and call
the Chairman a liar, and he will foind it
all out widout askin’.”
Old maids and old bachelors are so
forlorn that constant drafts are made by
them upon the sympathy of their friends,
especially if rheumatism is added to their
afflictions, but Coussen’s Lightning Lin
iment cures rheumatism, lame back,
sprains, bruises, etc. Price of sample
bottle 25c. or 50c. for one of regular size.
For sale by all druggists.
The great publishing house of Har
per & Brothers was founded by four
young men, graduates from the printing
press.
Quality and efficacy considered, Dr. Bull’s
Cough Syrup is without exception the best
Cough preparation in the market. Price 25
cents a bottle.
Fob dyspepsia, indigestion, depression ot
spirits aiid general debility in their various
forms, also as a preventive against fever and
ague and other intermittent fevers, the Ferro
Phosphorated Elixir of Calisaya Bark, made
by Caswell, Hazard & Cos., New York, and sold
by all druggists, is the best tonic: and for pa
tients recovering from fever or other sickness it
has no equal.
We do not often speak of any proprietary
medicine, but from what we have read and
heard of Allen’s Lung Balsam, we shall take
the liberty of saying to those who are troubled
with a Cold, Cough, or any Throat or Lung Af
fection, that from the testimony afforded, we
have such confidence in this article, that were
we afflicted in that way, we would make a trial
of its virtues. Beware of the fatal consequen
ces of neglecting this timely warning. Now,
before it is too late, use Allen’s Lung Balsam,
which will cure the disease. Every druggist in
the land sells it.
DrBULL’S
COUGH
SYRUP
ELEGANT JEWELRY CHEAP.
To introduce our new styles and influence trade
we make the following unparalleled offers fora
short time: “ The Berlin Packet contains a gold
plated watch chain, agate shawl pin, lady’s ele
gant set jewelry, sea bean cuff buttons, coral neck
lace, set of agate studs, gold plate band ring, collar
button, key ring, pocket book, imitation silk
handkerchief, pen, pencil, comic envelopes and
visiting cards. All these mailed to you for 35c. in
stamps: 4 packets for si.oo. The lot can be re
tailed at from $2 to so-00.
The Royal Casket contains onesuperb amethyst
ring, elegant coral brouch set m box, fancy neck
lace, coral sleeve buttons, engraved gold plate
bracelets, rose scarf pin, gold plated lady 'sset, gold
plate sleeve buttons, heavy gold plate studs, lovely
cameo scarf pin, genuine Parisian diamond stud,
Maltese cross with P. diamond ceuter, beautiful
jet sleeve buttons, plated collar button, plated
link watch chain, plain gold plate ring, uobbv
cameo ring, Maltese ear-rings with P. diamond
settings, gents’ full comb, amethyst set, ladv’s
futl plated set with white stone settings, jet and
cameo scarf pin, eng. gold plate sleeve buttons.
Ttje whole of this magnificent collection sent
secure by mail for sl. 2 for fl.7*for *3. This lot
tn be retailed easily at from $> to flu. Address,
N. Y. JEWELRY 00., Atlanta. Oft.
Thb Atlanta Globe says: ** This company Is
perfectly reliable, and the amount they give’for
your money is astounding.”
Animal Life Here and Hereafter.
A lively writer propounds and answers
a question thus: “Who says animals do
not have a future existence? Look at
the chicken, for instance, who dies and is
cooked, but his feathers on a lady’s hat
become a bird of paradise.” Aside from
the humor of the foregoing, there comes
a question; Why should man arrogate
to himself the sole right to live hereafter,
while all the animal kingdom is to be ut
terly blotted out of existence? Animals
have mind of a certain order, and many
human ways, as exhibiting their
love, hate, belligerency, fear, disgust,
and tendencies to fun. That delicate and
exquisitely organized little songster who
sprung from the warm clime of the Cana
ries, evinces intelligence of no mean or
der, and it is one of the certainties that
its fair owner, with her sympathetic na
ture, does not believe in the annihilation
of her pet. Human beings kill and de
vour animals and generally think no
more of them. Yet these animals have
the same fear of death and the same love
of life as man, and upon that very fear
and love in man is based his hope of
another life. It is now generally agreed
that what has been called instinct in ani
mals is mind, for many of them seem to
reason from cause to effect in providing
for themselves and their young, and pro
tecting the lives of each from assault.
Naturalists are beginning to have some
new ideas of criminal existence, and some
of them think that when the Creator en
dows anything with aotive animal life He
does not mean that it shall be utterly de
stroyed. — Exchange.
A Colored Beau Bruinmel.
There was a ball the other night that
was attended by the elite of the colored
aristocracy of Galveston. .Tim Webster,
who is of very light complexion, and
rather proud of it, was there. He invit
ed one of the colored ladies, who is
blacker than the ace of spades, to dance,
but she put on immense airs because he
didn’t wear gloves, fearing he might soil
her dress with his hands.
“Look heah, Sukey,” said Jim, “ef
yer didn’t wash yerself fore you corned
here I don’t want to swing corners wid
you, nohow. I don’t want to hab ter
use a scrubbin’ brush on my bans ebery
time I slings one ob dese black heifers
around.”
To be effectively honest a man must
be honest at heart. Honesty that comes
through a bell punch is full of holes.
A 6000 FAMILY IMEDYi
PURE
[This engraving represents the Lungs in a healthy state. J
What The Doctors Say!
DR. FLETCHER, of Lexington, Mo.,says: “Irecoin,
mend your ‘Balaam’ in preference to any other medi
cine for coughs and colds.”
Dn. A.C. JOHNSON, ofMt. Vernon, 111., writes of some
wonderful cures of donaninptlou in his place by the
use of “Allen’s Liiug Balsam.”
DR. J. B. TURNER, Blountsville, Ala., a practicing
physician of tweuty-five years, writes: ‘‘lt is the best
preparation for Consumption in the world.”
For all Diseases of the Throat, Langs and
Pulmonary Organs, it will bs found a
most excellent Kejperfy.
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL.
IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM.
J. N. HARRIS & CO., Proprietors,
masnATi, o.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
No Time Mhonld be Eost
If ehe stomach, liver and bowels are affected,
to adopt tlie sure remedy, Hostetter’s Stom
ach Bitter*. Diseases of the organs named
beget others far more serious, and a delay is
therefore hazardous. Dyspepsia, liver com
plaint, chills and fever, early rheumatic
twinges, kidney weakness, bring serious
bodily trouble if trifled with. Lose no time
in using this effective, safe and long known
medicine.
For sale by all Druggists and Dealers
generally.
SEEDS THAT SURPRISE!
THE FARMERS’ =#)KANZA.”
Maxixe, anew vegetable from S. A., differing
frc*n anything ever grown here, delicious raw or
cooked. ’ Seed sent by mail 20 cts. a paper. Soya
Bean of Japan, half bean half pea, said by chem
ists to be the richest human food known. Fine
fodder plant, also. Seed. 15 cts. a paper. Cuban
Queen Watermelon, just imported, largest variety
ever grown in U. $., firm, luscious, crisp and
sugary ; best to keep or ship, 25 cts. a paper of 20
seeds, 6 papers for (1. Very scarce. Log-of-Wood
Muskmelon, largest known. 2 to3 feet long—fine
quality, early and prolific, 15 cts. a paper. Climax
Tomato, richest flavor, early, prolific, solid—un
equaled in every way, 15 cts. a paper. White Egyp
tian Corn (from the Nile), vields immensely
in the South where other corn fails. Cnequaled
for table or stock, 20 cts. a paper, 75 cts. a pound.
Teosinte, one plant feedsa cow two days: 10 to 12 ft.
high, 15cts. a naper. Cuzco Corn, grains 1 in. long,
U In. broad. Seed will bring fabulous prices, 15 cts.
a paper. All the above sent for ?1.3 of each for ?2.
Address C. R. OILBURT A CO. Atlanta, (la.
Reference: Hon. W. L. Calhoun, Mayor of
Atlanta.
MINN AMBER SUGAR CANE SEED"**
Pcstaga pud. W. X. PORTXB, Kama, Mian,
The funniest boy is the one who thinks
he is a man. He wears a cane, smokes
weak cigars, toys with the fob of his
watch-chain and allows the barber to
hone the feather edge of a razor on his
face; but he can’t fool the girls worth a
cent. Nothing short of a real must&ohe
takes with them. —New Haven Register.
No Preparation on earth equals St. Jacobs Oil as a safe,
sitbk, simui e and cheap External Remedy. A trial entails
but the comparatively trillingoutlav of fiOCents, ana every
one suffering with pain tail have cheap and positive proot of
its claims. pmEgxiONS IS ELEVEN LANGUAGES.
SOLD BY ALL CSUBQISTS AMD DEALERS IN MEDICINE.
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Baltimore, Md., U. S. A.
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Use the Extract promptly. It is a sure cure. De
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CACTION.
Pond’s Extract
words “Pond’a Extract” blown in the glass, and
our picture trade-mark on surrounding buff wrapper.
None other is genuine. Always insist on having
Ton<F* Kxtracf. Take no other preparation.
It is never sold in bulk or by measure.
Price of Pond’s Extract, Toilet Arti
cles and Specialties:
POND’S EXTRACT SOe., 81.00 an<l 1.73
Toilet Cream .81 OO I Catarrli Cure 73
Dentifrice 30 Plaster
L‘j Nnhc 25 ! Inlialer 1 OO
Toilet Soap (30ks) 50 i Xaaai Syringe 25
Ointment 50 Jledicated Paper
Prepared only by POND’S EXTRACT CO,
NEW YORK and LONDON.
For sale by all Druggists and Fancy Goods Dealers.
Orders for $2 worth, carriage free, on receipt of $2 25.
Orders for $5 worth, carriage free, on receipt of $5, if ad*
dressed tc 18 Murray Street, New York.
EUREKA PILE SALVE
Rrheves oiHantly and cures thoroughly (in 2 to 4 days)
External Piles. Sent for 25 or 50cents to any address.
4. RAFFmPEB6EB, Springfield, Ohio,
(tb O f A AMONTH, , Wanted.
I 175 best selling articles in th world Ham-
V/ pie free. JA.Y BRONSON, Detroit, Mich.
CELLULOID
EYE-CLASBE6. N
Representing the choicest selected Tortoise-
Shell and Amber. The lightest, handsomest,
end strongest known. Bold by Opticians and
Made by SPENCER OPTICAL
M F Q CO., 13 Maiden Lane, New York.
HiiHisiSnl
Dr. C. E- SHOEMAKER, th® w.ll-known hm.
Df*e^. A m K Urg6on ' , Al ii lh v 0r “ and w rtt®r on the ab££
His smail book s®nt fr.®. H* Talk
Of th® Ear and Ton
by mail. CaUrrh * P r °P* tr®atm®nt ; pric® $3 :
®r N kiU.‘"’ Ko °** Will Dr. Bho®mak®r'a standing
ffMPLOYMENT—Kffi'ViBr iSSSSL
Also SALARY per mouth. All EXPENSES
■ I advuneed. WAUW promptly paid. SLOAN
fi & Cos. 808 George ht. Cincinnati. O.
THE
GREAT GERMAN
REMEDY
FOR
RHEUMATISM,
NEURALGIA,
SCIATICA,
LUMBAGO,
BACKACHE,
GOUT,
SORENESS
OF TUB
CHEST,
SORE THROAT,
QUINSY,
SWELLINGS
AND
SPRAINS,
FROSTED FEET
EARS,
AND
SCAIiDS,
General Bodily Pains,
TOOTH, EAR
AND
HEADACHE,
AXD
ALL STBEH nm
AND
ACHES.
CNCYCLOP/EDIA“
liTiOSJETTEIBUSISESS
r,ns is the cheapest and only complete and reliable
•u:k on Etiquette and Business and Social Forms. I*
*-lls how to perform all the various duties of lit*, and
wo v to appear to the best advantage on all occasions.
Ag*rifr Wanted. -Send for circular* containing *
uti description of the work and extra terms to Agents.
Address, Nxtiokal Poclmhixo Cos., Atlanta, Ga.
o 9 Electricity & Absorption
5 S lP| Combined
L I Speedily restores the Vital Torees,
/ - VT® Lost Tdaixhood, and curing it- 0
p , itf i, : . la. worst cases of Seminal
If nese. Impotency, Ac. X* T “"
f I m \ EWS’ Improved Electro Masr.etis
i 4 fi ■■ fff i \ Belt and Absorbent Pad Combined
I "W;M 1 (hMf Pad, ,** inches. 4 times
I V" I larger than others), reach's at
I >C % E '■% 1 once the seat of disease. V > not
f r ■ ~- i purchase any old-style S2O Bolts
:;f Ir-"' i when you can pit the 1 r:test im
i ? r *~ IFc . ? ;| proved for £2.00. “ElectriO
1 |
\ 3 fcs. D. s. r*. ITATHEWS & CO.
A l 431 West Lake St., Chicago,lU.
MOf ICE!
AS BLUE FLANNEL GARMENTS
Of Inferior Quality of Ooods
are sold as the “genuine Middlesex.” which are not
made by that mill, The -Middlesex Company, in order to
protect their cu-tomers and the public, give notice, that
ncreafter all Clothing made from THE MIDDLESEX
STANDARD INDIGO ELBE FLANNELS AND YACHT
t J c* the trade mark ticket, furnished bf
rhe Selling Agents to all parties ordering the goods.
WENDELL, FAY & CO., Selling Agents,
MIDDLESEX COMPANY,
86 and 88 Worth St.. Sew York; 31 Franklin St., IoitoH ;
2H Chestnut ht., Philadelphia.
ARCWTQWAMTED— GentIemen, Laaies. Girls
HULIi I v Boy*. Address Hatch Bros., Bridgeport, Cu
KED FOX, Skur.ft, Raccoon, Mink, bought (° r
Cash' highest prices. Henri for Circular, full partic
ulars. E. C. BOUGtITQN, 5 Howard St., New York.
Publishers’ Union, Atlanta, Ga Six.-8l
Dye is the BAFZFf
and BEST; it acts iustaata*
ous! v. producing the a-*"
shades ot Black c*
WHBrown jdoes NOT STAIN A*
___ and >• asiiyappH?“'
HgRISTADORO’^i.vr^Wf'
mjjsk DMHiiiiiointed toilet for Lad? ct
Gentleman. Sold by Drug*
•Wirfflffm. gi &l * and applied bv u>|
Dressers. Depot 03 Wil
liamSt..N.Y
C. N. CBITTENTOK. •
Send Your Address on a
Postal Card
-TO
EHRICH BROS.,
Eighth Ave., New York,
And you will receive a Copy of their Inter
ending Pamphlet,
Shopping in NewYork
MUSTANG
Survival of the Fittest.
IA FAMILY MEBICINTS TEAT HAS II KALES I
MILLIONS DURING 35 TEARS!
A BALiAE FOR EVERY WOUND OFj
MAN AND BEAST!
tneoloest&bestlinimentl
• EVER MADE IN AMERICA.
SALES IABGER THAN EVER. 1
j The Mexican Mustang 1 Liniment haal
| been known for more than thirty-five H
years as the best of nil Einiments, fori
Man and Beast. Its sales today are!
larger lian ever. It cures when alii
j others fail, and penetrates skin, tendons
and muacle, to tho very bone. Soldi
everywhere.
ATicnutlful engraving of !b ancient F.vyptlan obelisk au
the Maaonio emblems found nnder it. Sent to F. A. M.
free. Great reduction In prices of Masonic books, flood %
and Kt. Templar outfits. Bond for illustrated catalogue.
REDDINQ & CO., Masonic Publishers, 73i Broadway
New York. Beware of spurious works.
The and Best Medicine ever Made, fi
Acol m bination of Hops, .Buchu, Wan- $J
dtaktteiubi Dandelion, Witlialltirel>ostand y
most c%urative properties of all other Bitters, I
makes\the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver 1
Reg U |%atoranoLllodH i Health Restoring H
No disease possibly long exist where Hop I
Bitters are usw>d,so varied and perfect are their B
1 Tkey give n^u\feand visortothstagedandiaflra. |
U To fill whoso e% in P l oy mcn tscause irregulori E
£ tvo('thel.owelsoi% urinary organs, or who re- I
H quire au Tonic and mild* Stimulant, t
I llop Bitters are invar\^ able ’ Without ntOX
p Ko matter what your fetkplings or symptoms
g| are what the disease or aiiW lj ent is*uee Hop Bit
g|j ters. Don’t wait until you re sick out if you
1 only feel bad or miserable,B use them at once,
gj It may save your life.lt hasßrt av ed hundreds.
I SSOO will be paid fora ca® sc they will not
I cure or help. Do not suffer 1L 01 l®t your friends
I suffer,but use and urge thein%4° use Hop B
I Remember, Hop Bitters is drugged
I drunken nostrum, but the n and Boat
I Medicine ever made ; the FRIEND
[ and HOPE” and no person or mUS fdfr
| should be without them. iSfoS-a
1 D.l-C.is an absolute and irresistible cure
a forDrunkeanese, use of opium, tobacco and InfWHH
g narcotics. AH sold by druggists. Send
ffl for Circular. Hop Bitters Mfg. Cos., £
3 Rochestor.N.Y and Toronto. Out. Jr jj
A GOOD SAW max
l?or S2OO. 1
Our No. 1 Plantation Paw Mill is designed to be run by
8, 1(1 or 12 liorse power Agricultural Engines. With this
power from
1,5)00 to 4,000 i^eet
of lumber can be cut in adav.;A product 25 to 50 percent,
greater than can be cut with j*nv reciprocating saw mill
with the same power. The mills are complete except
saw, and will be put on the cars in Cincinnati for tile lew
price of fL’OO, and warranted in every particular. Saw
Mills of all si/es, Engine*, toilers, Shafting, Gearing, ic.
Illustrated circulars seat-free.
LANE & BODLEY CO.,
John and Water Sts., Cincinnati, 0.
PI 0n 0 f* Tt D r tor Consumption i* !•*
luliu UU.fl.Ju the best cough wsdlcias.
$"3 =■ ■* A TEAR and expense* l
a E i Agents. Outfit Free. Address P.
I j | O. VICKERY, Augusta, Mains.
YOUNG MEN
ate guaranteed a paving situation. Address
VALENTINE BROS., Managers, Janesville, Wis.
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