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GREEK WIT.
Bom Instance* of Inn From a Merlons
People.
A truly diadactic saying is attributed
by yKlian to the Spartan magistrates.
“ When certain persons from Clazomense
had come to Sparta and smeared with
soot the seats on which the Spartan
magistrates sat discharging public du
ties; on discovering what had been done
and by whom, they expressed no indig
nation, but merely ordered a public
proclamation to be made, ‘Let it be law
ful for the people of Clazomense to make
blackguards of themselves.’” Avery
large number of apothegms, proverbs,
or sayings of more or less wit occur up
and down the collected works of Plutarch,
although Schneidewin does not hesitate
to attribute those to some imposter
usurping his name. At any rate they
are handily classified, and form a bulky
addition to Mr. Paley’s translated
specimens. Here is a brief and bright
3aying which this writer attaches to King
Archelaus, when a talkative barber, trim
ming his beard, asked him; “How shall
I cut it?” “In silence,” replied the
King. The anecdote recalls one of
Charles ll.’s bragging barbers, who
!>oflsted to him he could cut His Majesty’s
throat when he would—a boast for
which he was only dismissed; though
for a like rash vaunt, according to Peter
Cunningham, the barber of Dionysius,
was crucified. To return to Plutarch,
ho tells the following stories, tx>tli good
in their way, of Philip Macedon. In
passing sentence on two rogues he or
dered one to leave Macedonia with all
speed, and the other to try to catch him.
No less astute was his query as to a
strong position he wished to occupy,
which was reported by the scouts to be
almost impregnable.
“Is there not,” lie asked, “even a
pathway to it wide enough for an ass
laden with gold V”
Philip, too, according to Plutarch, is
entitled to the fatherhood of an adage
which retains its ancient fame about
“calling a spade a spade.” Another
sample of a witty saying from Plutarch’s
mint is that attributed to Tliemistocles,
that his son was the strongest man in
Greece.
“ For,” said he, “the Anthenians,
rule the Hellenes. I rule the Anthenians,
your mother rules me, and you rule your
mother. ”
We must cite one or two other of the
many examples from Plutarch. This is
attributed by him to Leotychidas, son of
Aristo. A snake having twined itself
round a key, which was declared by the
Beers to be a portent, Leotychidas re
marked: “It would have* been more of
a portent if the key had twined itself
round a snake.” Others are connected
with ornithology, like the apothegm of
one who plucked the feathers from a
nightingale, and finding it a very small
bird, exclaimed: “You little wretch,
you’re nothing but voice;” and again, the
roparteo of a Laconian to a man of
Sparta, who twitted him with being un
able to stand as long as himself on one
leg. “No!”replied the other, “but my
goose can. ” * ‘ When Demades, the ora
tor, remarked that the swords of the
Spartans were so short that they could
bo swallowed by conjurers, Agis, the
younger king of that name, replied: ‘We
find them quite long enough to reach the
enemy.’” An anecdote of Strabo gives
a vivid pioture of the clashing of a har
per’s performances with the sounding of
a boll for opening of the fish market. All
the audience vanished at once save a
little deaf man. The harper expressed
himself unutterably flattered at his hav
ing resisted the importunity of the fish
bell.
“What!” cried the deaf man, “has
the fish bell rung ? Then, I’m off, too.
Good-bye!”
The Mate’s Yarn.
One evening, when the clouds looked
wild and whirling, I asked X. if it was
coming on to blow. “No, I guess not,”
said he; “bum-by the moon will be up,
and scoff away that ’ere loose stuff.”
His intonation set phrase “scoff away”
in quotation marks as plain as print. So
I put a query in each eye, and ho
went on.
“There was Dutch cappen oust, an’
his mate come to him in the cabin,
where he sottakin’ his schnapps, an’says,
‘Cappen, it's a gettin’ thick, an’ looks
kin’ o’squally; hedn’t we’s good’s shorten
sail?’ ‘Gimmy my almaaick,’ says the
cappen. So he looks at it a spell, an’
says he, ‘The moon’s due in less’n half
an hour, an’ she’ll scoff away ev’ythin’
clare agin.’ So the mate he goes, an’
bum-by down lie come agin, au’ says,
‘Cappen, this ’ere’s the altiredest, power
fullest moon’t ever you did see. ‘She’s
scoff’d away the maintogallants’l, and
she’s to work on the foretops’l now.
Guess you’d bi tter look in the almanick
agin, an’ fin’ out when this imoon sets.’
So the cappen thought it was about time
to go on deck. Dreadful slow them
Dutch cappens be.”
A Jury ot one.
You remark that a jury of one man
might be better than twelve, because he
could never disagree. This reminds me
of the anecdote of a case of the kind in
a Justice’s court. A jury had been de
manded, but there was difficulty about
getting a jury together. One juryman
had appeared, and it was finally agreed
by the court that they would try the case
by a jury of one. Accordingly the case
was tried, and the jury (of one) retired
to consult of their verdict under the
charge of an officer. After waiting an
hour or two the jury were called into
court to see if they had agreed on their
verdict, and the foreman informed the
court that they had not agreed, and that
there were no prospect of their agreeing.
And the court sent the jury out again
waited two or three hours longer for the
result, when they were again called into
court, and they informed his Honor that
they had not agreed, and there was no
prospect of any agreement. The hour
being late the jury was then discharged
without a verdict. This may have been
a farce, bnt, if it was, it was no more so
than are one-half of our jury trials.—
Cor. Albany Law Journal.
It takes 176 paymasters and clerks to
pay B*ooo officers and men in our little
aavy. Our naval officers are fine, manly
ellows, but our havy is ridiculous.
A clear head and quick action must be pos
sessed for steady and successful effort ; but who
can have such while suffering from cold ? Use
Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup and procure immediate
relief.
PITH AND POINT.
Bosom companions—Stnds.
A sheet and pillow-case party—The
bedbugs.
Hard money is not hard to get when
one has a soft job.
Boarding-house butter solves the
question of “ rapid rancid.”
“A new way to pay old debts” is to
take the cash and pay them.
A young lady at a ball called her bean
an Indian because he was on her trail all
the time.
It was a Connecticut minister whose
salary was $25 a year and half the fish
he caught.
A temptation for milkmen to emigrate
to Kansas is the fact that extensive chalk
beds exist there.
Why cannot a gentleman legally pos
sess a short walking-stick ? Because it
can never be long to him.
Why is the money you are in the habit
of giving to the poor like a newly-born
babe ? Because it’s precious little.
An Indian chief, after the romantic
manner of his nation, calls his musket
“BookAgeDt,” because it is an old
smooth bore.
“ If o’er that wall you leap, you dunce,
The lightning’s stroke would harm you less.”
He leaped; off went his head at once—
“ Bo much,” said he, “ for Romulus.”
A lecturer says, “ Fullness under
the eye denotes language.” He has
probably been knocked down for some
thing he has said.
“Oh, woe is me,” exclaimed the boy
of the house in the midst of his work,
‘ * to have sawed what I have sawed, and
saw what I see ! ”
Boston has established an “Institute
of Heredity.” Children who wish to be
born into poor but distinguished fami
lies should apply early.
Observing little brother’s remark be
fore a room full of company : “I know
what made that red mark on Mary’s
nose ; it was the rim of John Parker’s
hat! ”
Play spades if you would win pota
toes ; play clubs if you would deal w ith
a ruffian ; play hearts if you would win
friendship; play diamonds if you would
win a woman.
“How like its father!” said the
nurse, on the christening of a baby
whose father was over 70. “ Very like, ”
said a satirical lady ; “ bald, and not a
tooth in its head.”
“ Doctor,” said Julius Caesar to a
Galveston doctor, “I think my liver
must be out of order.” “ What are your
symptoms ? ” “ Well, after I have taken
tenor fifteen toddies I fall asleep, and as
soon as I wake up I am tormented with
thirst.” —Galveston News.
“ The mainspring of Italian music in
the eighteenth century,” says a recent
writer, “was the exclusive and passion
ate worship of the human voice.” Italian
music has experienced a change. Its
mainspring now is in a box, and is
worked with a handle.
Mrs. Partington was recently in
duced to make a trip from Chelsea to
Boston, and her nerves were so agitated
by the excitement of the trip that, as
she jumped ashore, she exclaimed:
“Thank Heaven, I’m again oh vice
versa.”
[Rockford (111.) Register.]
Fell Against a Sharp Edge.
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1613 Frankford Ave,, Philadelphia, Pa:
Some time since I received a severe in
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sharp edge of a marble step, the stone
penetrating it at least a half inch, and
leaving a very painful wound. After
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St. Jacobs Oil, and am pleased to say
that the results exceeded my expecta
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Remedy for Lockjaw. —Let any one
who has an attack of lockjaw take a
small quantity of turpentine, warm it,
and pour it on the wound, no matter
where the wound is, and relief will fol
low in less than a minute. Nothing bet
ter can be applied to a severe cut or
bruise than cold turpentine; it will give
certain relief almost instantly. Tur
pentine is also a sovereign remedy for
croup. Saturate a piece of flannel on
the throat and chest, and in every severe
case three or four drops on a lump of
sugar may be taken inwardly. Every
family should have a bottle on hand.
[Chimbersburgh (Pa.) Herald.]
After vainly spending five hundred
dollars for other remedies to relieve my
wife, I have no hesitation in declaring
that St. Jacobs Oil will cure Neuralgia,
says M. V. B. Hersom, Esq., (of Pink
ham & Hersom,) Boston, Mass., an en
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A simple, pure, harmless remedy, that
cures every time, and prevents disease
by keeping the blood pure, stomach reg
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greatest blessing ever conferred upon
man. Hop Bitters is that remedy; and
its proprietors are being blessed by
thousands who have been saved and
cured by it. Will you try it ? See an
other column. —Eagle.
Tit for Tat.
In the reign of Charles 11. it was cus
tomary, when a gentleman drank a lady ’s
health, to throw some article of dress
into the flames in her honor, and all his
companions were obliged to sacrifice a
similar article, whatever it might be.
One of Sir Charles Sedley’s friends, per
ceiving that he wore a very rich lace cra
vat, drank to the health of a certain
lady, and threw his own cravat into the
fire. Sir Charles followed the example
very good-naturedly, but said he would
have his joke in return. Afterward,
when he dined with the same party, he
filled a bumper to some reigning beauty,
and called on a dentist to extract a de
cayed tooth which had long pained him.
Etiquette demanded that every one of the
party should have a tooth extracted and
thrown into the fire; to which they all
yielded, after many murmurs about tha
crueltv of the thing.
Mt- Morris S. Y., Is Retpostlble
For the following valuable statement from Mrs.
M. C. Arnold; “Warner’s Safe Kidney and
Liver Cure has done me worlds of good for
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A Just Rebuke.
Some Englishmen were making an
excursion in New Zealand, and engaged
natives as guides and to carry their lug
gage. On the first Sabbath, the Euro-
I>eans were proposing to journey as usu
al, but the natives said ;
“ No; we rest on the Sabbath.”
The chief of the guides was a Christian
man, and stood firm. The Englishmen,
like too many of their countrymen when
abroad, forgot the religion of their early
days. They got into a great rage, and
refused to pay them if they did not
obey orders. The natives asked :
“*What are we to do with the law of
God?”
An Englishman answered:
“ What have we to do with the law of
God? What is that to us?”
One of the natives retorted :
“ You have much to do with that. If
it were not for the law of God we should
not remain quiet on your refusing to
pay us for our labor. We should have
taken by force what you have, and
robbed, if not killed, you. You have that
much to do with the law of God. ”
What was the end of this strange
scene we do not know, but we hope that
among these Englishmen there w’as suf
ficient manliuess and good feeling to ac
cept the unexpected rebuke, and to
honor the Maori for his firmness and
manciple
Given up by Doctors.
“Is it possible that Mr. Godfrey is up
and at work, and cured by so simple a
remedy ?”
“I assure you it is true that he is en
tirely cured, and with nothing but Hop
Bitters; and only ten days ago his doc
tors gave him up and said he must die!”
“ Well-a-day! That is remarkable! I
will go this day and get some for my
Soor George—l know hops are good.”—
alem Post.
In a valiant suffering for others, not
in a slothful making others suffer for us,
did nobleness ever lie. The chief of men
is lie who stands in the van of men,
fronting the peril which frightens back
all others; which, if it be not vanquished,
will devour the others. Every noble
crown is, and on earth will forever be, a
crown of thorns.— Carlyle. i
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gists.
A gentleman not unknown to literary
circles was present at one of the Pope’s
receptions. The holy father approached
him and said : “You are an American?
Are you a Catholic or Protestant?”
“Holy father,” replied our friend, “I
am neither a Catholic nor a Protestant.
I am a journalist.”
At the beginning of the eighteenth
century the English language was spoken
by less than eight millions of people; at
the beginning of the nineteenth by only
twenty millions, and now with one-fifth
of the century yet before it to
spread, it is the mother tongue of ninety
millions.
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William J- Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., says: “In
the fall of 1876 I was taken with bleeding of the longs,
followed by a severe cough. I lost my appetite and
flesh, and was confined to my bed. In 1877 I was ad
mitted to the hospital. The doctors said I had a hole in
my lung as big as a half dollar. Atone time a report
went around that I waa dead. I gave up hope, but a
friend told me of DR. WILLIAM HALL’S BALSAM
FOR THE LUNGS. I got a bottle, when, to my surprise,
I commenced to feel better, and to-day I feel better than
for three years past. I write this hoping every one af
flicted with Diseased Lungs will take DR. WILLIAM
HALL’S BALSAM, and be convinced that CONSUMP
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more good than all the other medicines I have taken
since my sickness.”
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DR. A. C. JOHHSOJT, of Mt. Vernon, 111., writes of some
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DR. J. B. TURNER, BlounUville, Ala., a practicing
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The number of wires which spread
v. r evei v large city, like a seine, is
distantly on t!ie increase, not only be
tuso of the growth in use, but because
f ivneutvd electrical invention requiring
hem. To the general telegraph yas
hied the fire alarm, followed by the
xiiiericau District system, and finally
l .plume. To these must be added the
ice trie light, which, on superseding gas,
, s sooner or later it is bound to do, will
till further increase the wire-woven
♦hrouds encompassing our cities. Their
insightliuess, especially the ugliness of
the poles which uphold them, is of itself
•nougli to condemn them; but in addition
they are liable to interfere with the Fire
Department particularly in its use of
ladders. The New York Tribune makes
a suggestion worthy of attention, in re
•om mending a system of underground
tunnels which should be accessible with
out tearing up the streets, in which ah
wires of every service, and the gas and
the water-pipes should be laid. The
■nore dependent a community becomes
■ i pon these modern methods for provid
ing light, water, fuel and communication,
the more serious become the interrup
tions. Every city which avails itself of
them will be compelled to see that those
who ask the privilege of the streets in
providing these instrumentalities, shall
exercise the privilege in a manner most
useful and convenient to the community.
The New r Haven Register has come to
the conclusion that the moon’s greatest
mission is to bring about marriage en
gagements aud give the asparagus crop a
start.
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