The Middle Georgia argus. (Indian Springs, Ga.) 18??-1893, June 23, 1881, Image 1
W. F. SMITH, Publisher.
VOLUME VIII.
NEWS GLEANINGS.
There are 8,456 masons in Alabama.
Jacksonville, Ala., has excellent water
works.
Aberdeen has the largest hotel in the
State of Mississippi.
Alabama ranks fifteenth in the pro
duction of iron.
There are five hundred Sunday-schools
in Mississippi.
There are 1,100 miners at Pratt Mines,
Ala., 175 being convicts.
Birmingham’s (Ala,) assessments for
I double those of 1880.
The Texas and Pacific railway track
now laid 202 miles west of Dallas.
A large furniture factory is being
ressfully operated in Shreveport, La.
Macon county, Alabama, is out of
• < >t, no one in jail, and the sheriff
nds his time fishing.
attle, in considerable numliers, are
'i -ing below Chattanooga, Tennessee, of
ome unknown disease.
Enough sweet potatoes will be made
hi Florida this year to supply the Uni
fed States.
A mammoth hotel is to be erected at
the Hot Springs, Arkansas, by a com
pany from Maine.
Six hundred new horses and mules
are required to supply the demand at
Abbeville, S. 0., every vear.
Twenty-nine hundred and fifty agri
cultural liens have been filed in Fair
field, s. 0.
The members of the broken bank at
Aberdeen, Mississippi, have been indic
t< i under the new statute which makes
it . penal offense to receive money on
U'l'osit in a bank when in a failing con
dition.
Ihe Macon (Ga.) Telegraph and Mes
senger reports the arrival of a member
of tile fish commission with 1,800,000
'"M, whTclT~were promptly placed in
<; cnulgee river.
•vuoxville (Tenn.) Tribune: United
- * itos Senetor Howell .E. Jackson, of
Tennessee, has purchased the elegant
residence of AV. B. Shaw, on Vermont
venue, Washington, at a cost of
$20,000. v'f A . % ‘ v * \ '’■
I'liifiin University, at Orangeburg, S.
is for colored students exclusively,
ml. is supported by thp State. Cunnec
i with it, by special act of the Legis
itwro, is a branch of the State Agricul
< ural College and a Mechanics’ Institute,
t4u university as a whole being directed
iy co-operating boards of trustees. The
niversity has three departments—col
normal school and grammar school,
tu,total number for 1880-81 numbered
v '\ Oonncrted with the university is
lie Baker Tlieologica’ Institute, where
| oung men are trained for the ministry.
General Francis A. Walker, superin
tendent of the United States census,
telegraphs to the Enquirer-Sun, of Co
in minis, Ga., that a clerical error has
l>een made in the population of Colum
bus. It should be 10,123. The Enquirer-
Sun says that this is correct according
to the returns made by the enumerators,
but adds: “We are confident that it
falls short of the population of the city
by more than two thousand inhabitants.
AS ithin three-quarters of a mile of the
court-house there is a population of not
less than twenty thousand people, but
we can not claim them, even though
nearly every one is directly engaged in
business in the eitv.”
The Two Girls of Frostburg.
Two young ladies for the past four
vears have had control of a farm of one
hundred and sixty acres near Frostburg.
They have plowed, sowed, reaped, built
fences, raised hogs aud performed the
other countless duties incident to a
pastoral life. In addition to their out
side duties the care of a widowed and in
valid mother has been a tax on their
energies. One of the ladies is a shoe
maker and all work of that kind used by
ohe family is executed by her. The
home m which they live is large and
\> m 7 yet these two girls, whose ages,
t uhe v,are twenty-two and twenty,
havJ made all the carpet, and made it
* Jr* *°°> painted a number of farm
jhe® and family portraits in oil, and
*** up the otherwise vaoant spots with
etc. Besides, the fact that
\ - 7 are good musicians, the fact that
never shock your refined ear with
- vTummatical remarks, is also note
* rt hy. Go to that much-abused village
nxsuatawney, and, after inquiring
. he location of Frostburg, walk
iat direction just three miles and
w ill reach the home-made home
n “aand Manilla Black.— Pittsburg
Orchard to part from those we
rm' , ai M sometimes it is even more
to get away troin those we don’t
tfove.
CSHfc % / j|%
Uneklah Jones, Kdilor or the Flapdoodle,
I>rw* a Few Sketches from Mature.
(From the Steubenville Herald.]
The editor of the Evening Flapdoodle
sat in his sanctum the other morning
just before beginning Iris day’s work, and
thought he had brought his paper about
as near perfection as possible for an ordi
nary-sized town close to a half dozen big
cities, and he was wondering how he
might further improve it, when his cogi
tations were interrupted by an acquaint
ance coming in.
“Hello, Mr. rAssors,” he facetiously
said, “writing up editorials with the
shears, eh?”
The editor tried to smile at the old
joke, and the visitor went on. “I tell
you what it is, Jones, you have a pretty
good paper, but what do you want in a
town like this with long editorials ? Give
us short ones. You can’t mold publio
sentiment, you must simply echo it.”
Then he left, and Jones told his associate
not to write any long editorials that day,
as he proposed, for once, to make the
Flapdoodle just to suit every subscriber
who wanted a change. In a half hour
along came a wicked fellow who talked
newspaper a long while, and then said
he didn’t see any use of Sunday reading,
nor any other religious matter in a pa
l>er, and if it wms his he would bounce it
all. The editor said nothing, but when
the man went away he told his Sunday
.editor not to send any matter for that
day. Then Jones rested and thought for
a few minutes, and a pious old party
dropped in. As he knew a good deal
about the business in its moral aspect,
he talked along, and at last said that no
nepspajer could be decent which ad
mitted* to its columns any sensational
matter, any advertisements other than
thg mgst any slangy squibs,
of anything which could not be read
without f§ blush by the most capriciously
fastidious. Jones was silent, but later
he went and ordered all that matter set
aside. So far, Jones thought he was
getting things to suit pretty well, and
then another man came in, and like the
others, knew all about the business of
editing a paper. He was a city politi
cian, and said, “Mr. Jones, you don’t
have enough politics. Why don’t you
throw out these farm notes,
and kitchen receipts, and odds and
ends of old news, and telegraphic
brevities which we get in the other pa
pers and give us politics? That’s what
the children cry for. ” Again was Jones
silent and later gave orders for the ex
pulsion of all this objectionable matter
and waited for the next one. He came
pretty soon, and he had a coffin for a
coat and a shroud for a handkerchief, and
he smelt like the dust which blows off of
a skeleton. Said he, *‘Jones, I like your
paper, but what do you run that funny
business in it for? It’s silly, stale, and
flatter than last year’s ale with the bottle
left open. What does a man want to
laugh for anyhow? This is a vale of
tears and -we should always remember
that in the uncertainty of life death may
cut us off with an idle laugh upon our
lips.” “That’s so,” groaned Jones. “I’ll
cut every line of fun right out,” and off
he hurried and out went all the funny
business. As he went home at noon he
met a lady who said she didn’t see
what they wanted to fill a paper full of
politics for, because nobody read that.
“Don’t they?” said Jones, “then out she
goes,” and when he got back it all went
out. * ‘l’m bound to please ’em all” said
the editor, “If I have to buy anew of
fice.” Right after dinner a man of business
proclivities came in and said he didn’t
see any use of “these silly little per
sonals and,them short local items that
didn’t amount to anything anyway. ” If
/t waa his paper he would have some
thing of a higher nature or let the place
go bare.'" 1 Jones listened and told the
Mvio&ii to whack out all that sort of
tbgff at once. Then he felt easier, till a
lot of pretty girls came in, and, after
making a purchase, asked him what a
newspaper was filled full of advertise
ments f<jg- nobody ever read them, and
one said she was going to stop taking
the paper if he was going to fill it up
that way. Jones told the young lady he
would have a paper to suit" every one, or
, rather made after the suggestions of
everyone, and he hoped she would not
find fault. Then he went and or
dered out every ‘ad.’ and smack
and smooth, and waited for
the next- man. He came along pretty
Sfton, and said he could stand anything
out poetry, and that was his abomina
tion in®newspaper, and it never ought
io encojpter the columns of a local jour
pal, because it was meant For
and thfiT sort of papers. Jones took it
.in, and went out and ordered all his fine
Ikvotfd to Indmtrial Interest, the Diffnsion of Truth, the Establishment ef Jastite, and
tOST, A BOT.
■Jr went from the old home hearthstone,
Only six years ago,
A laughing, frolicking fellow,
It would do you good to know.
Bince then we have not see him,
And we say, with nameless pain,
The bov that we knew and loved so
We shall never see again.
One bearing the name we gave him
Comes home to us to-day,
But this is not the dear fellow
r , We kissed and sent away.
Tall as tho man he calls father,
With a man’s look in his face,
Is he who takes by the hearthstone
The lost boy’s olden place.
We miss the laugh that made music
Wherever the lost boy went.
This man has a smile most winsome,
His eyes have a grave intent:
W e know he is thinking and planning
His way in the world of men,
And we cannot help but love him,
But we long for our boy again.
We are proud of this manly fellow
Who comen to take his place,
With hints of the vanished boyhood
In his earnest, thoughtful face;
And yet comes back the longing
For the boy we henceforth must miss,
Whom we sent away from the hearthstone
Forever with a kiss.
THE NEWSPAPER.
poetry knocked down. Then he waited
again, and a woman came in, and said
the fashion notes were no good, because
the magazines had them all in greater
quantity, and another thing she didn’t
like, was the markets. “What good
was them!” she said. “ I don’t know,”
he replied, “ so I’ll throw ’em out.” “ I
hope you will,” she answered, and went
away. In ten minutes the markets and
fashions were on the standing galley.
Jones began to look around, and as he
was studying, a small boy said to him
that “marriage and death notices was
mighty thin readin’,” and Jones slung
them clear out into the comer. After
this change he went over into the count
ing room, and an old man was there
waiting to pay his subscription. “ It’s a
good paper, Jones, but in this place you
only want to take notice of local affairs,
and let all the miscellaneous and general
business go,” and—then Jones gave the
old fellow a receipt and rushed back and
took out all the miscellaneous and gen
eral matter that was left, and as he took
out the last handful a friend came
through the office and critically examin-
ing his surroundings, said, “ The Flap
doodle is a good paper, Jones, but I do
think you have the ugliest head on it I
ever saw. Why don’t you change it?
I’m certain I never would let such a head
appear on a paper of mine.” “All
right,” said Jones, and off came the
head. “Now, Mr. Foreman,” he con
tinued, “lockup the forms and send
them down to the press room.” The
forms were duly locked and went down,
and the paper came out and was dis
tributed as usual. The next morning,
the politician, and the solemn man,
the friend, the school girl, the woman,
the small boy, and all the rest of
them were standing around the Flap
doodle office with blank sheets of paper
in their hands; not a line, not a word,
not a sign of anything on it but column
rules, with nothing between. “How is
this?” said each to the other, “and
where’s that fool editor, to impose on us
in this way ?” While they were thus
talking, the devil came in with a letter
from the editor, which the old man read
to the orowd. It ran as follows:
“Dear friends, you all think you
know how to run a newspaper, and when
you come to me with your suggestions I
hate to tell you differently, so I have fol
lowed your advice and you see what you
have Us the result. If you will be kind
enough to mind your own business half
as well 'as I do mine, and try to t.hiTik
I know a little something, while you
don’t know it all, I will give you a good
newspaper, and whenever I don’t give
you your money’s worth, then come and
tell me so, but don’t come telling me
how I should do my work, when I have
devoted years to it, and you have never
given it an hour’s study.
“I am yours truly,
“Hezekiah Jones,
“Editor Flapdoodle.”
Then these good people looked at
their blank paper and their blank faces,
and not one said a word except the pro
fane man, who remarked, “Damme, the
editor is right; let’s go and mind our
own business,” and Jones crept out from
behind the counter, and that evening
issued a tip-top paper, chuck full of all
sorts of personal and local items, and
news, and everything, and there was
peace in that town for the space of a
long time.
The Fox’s Advice to the Hare.
One day a fox discovered a fine chance
to capture a pullet for his dinner, the
only drawback being the fact that the |
farmer had set a trap just in the path j
which any depredator must travel. In }
this emergency the hungry Reynard 1
bunted around until he found a hare,
and, after a few remarks on the state of
the weather, the scramble for office, the
Whittaker investigation and the Turkish
question, he said:
“I was just thinking, as I overtook
you, what impudence some folks have.”
“How?”
“Why, I met Miss Pullet a short time
since, and she boasted of being able to
out-run you.”
“ The brassy creature !” exclaimed the
hare. “Why, I can run as fast as she
can fly!”
“ Certainly you can, but she’s doing
you great injury among your friends by
her stories. If I were you I’d see her
and warn her that this thing must stop. ”
“Til do itl I was built for speed,
and everybody knows it, and I won’t
have no pullet boasting that she can out
run me. Come along, and show me
where she is.”
“Well, I’ll go as a special favor to
you, of course/’ humbly replied the fox,
“ and, to show Miss Pullet what the foxes
think of the hares, I will let you take
the lead and follow in your footsteps.”
As they neared the coop the hare be
gan to arrange a little speech of greet
ing, but he soon had other fish to fry.
He walked into the trap with eyes wide
open, and ere he had recovered from the
shock the fox had secured his dinner.
“Sayl Say! I’m caught 1” yelled
the hare, as he struggled with the trap.
“So I observe,” was the reply.
“And what is your advice?”
“ To get away as soon as you can !”
Moral: Every neighborhood scandal
has three lies to one truth. No person
becomes a tale-bearer except to forward
some scheme of his own. When a fox
is anxious to preserve Hie reputation of
a hare, let the hare look out —Detroit
Free Frees.
The following Is placarded in the
theater at Durango, CoL: “From and
after this date all persons who wish to
gain admittance to Hie auditorium of the
Coliseum must leave their weapons at
the front bar, where checks will be i
given for them.” j
INDIAN SPRINGS, GE
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“order” formally established by]
James I, granted Ben jonson, by
patent, an annuity for life of 100 marks,
and thus st'cured his services. In 1630
the I&iixealteship was made a patent
office in the gift of the Lord Chamberlain.
The salary was increased from 100
marks to £lOO, and a tieroe of Canary
wiue.was added, which was commuted in
Southey’s time for £27 a year. There
was from that period a regular succession
of laureates. The performance of the
anmiAl odes was suspended after the
final derangement erf George HI in 1810.
The poet-laureate from the time of
Southey has written what he chose and
and when he chose. Wordsworth tvrote
nothing in return for the distinction, and
Tennyson has written very little. The
following is the list of the laureates from
Jonson’s day to date;
Ben Jonson .1630-1637
Wm. Davenport. 1637-1668
John Dryden 1670-1688
Thomas SnadweiL
Nicholas Rowe
Lawrence Eusden JJSIiJS
Wm. Whitehead 1758-1785
Thomas Warton 2?S
Henrv James Pye
Robert Southey HJJiSK
Wm. Wordsworth
Alfred Tennvaon • • • I°°
Wedding Anniversaries.
The wedding anniversaries are as fol
lows: First year, iron; fifth year, wooden;
tenth year, tin; fifteenth year, crystal;
twentieth year, china; twenty-fifth year,
silver; thirtieth year, cotton; thirty-fifth
year, linen; fortieth year, woolen; fortv
fifth’year, ilk; fiftieth year, gold; sev
enty-fifth year, diamond.
SB's Rulers,
118 began with William
|||H U comes in succession
Lancaster,
BBh the Commonwealth,
and Hanover,
was the sixth
§W an dy. Henry 11, the
was the son of
|Hd, a direct descendant
named Ironside, who
of Ethelred
Hnd King of the Anglo
■ Henryllr,A r , as the last
(Richard II) left no
S eldest son of John of
■i ancas hn’, fourth son of
■of Blanche, daughter
■nry Plantagenet, Duke
Heat grandson of Henry
H, the first of the House
Hcended from tho fifth
■II, as the Lancastrian
■ended from the fourth
■sovereign. Henry VH,
■dors, was a descendant
Imes I of England, and
I was the son of Lord
try Queen of Scots, and
'succession rested on his
Syrians and
antiquity, a t
archseologisl
rich will be i
gains, of coi
wives—to i
idiom—will I
their husbai
gance; no and
damsel if sld
duty to offej
Broom co
country bjj
seed on a q
seeds from i
beginning oj
agricultural
broom-maki
Shakers, wlj
gardens, m a
sold them
the profit l
was soon od
had rushed]
discouraged
is cultivate]
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recently ®
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SUBSCRIPTIOIf*‘SI.SO.
NUMBER 43.
HUMORS OF THE DAY.
Whkx things go to D K how C D the,
t> come.
Many a man who thinks himself a
gun is nothing more than a big
Keep cool and you command every
body, remarked St. Just. He stood m
with an ice company.
A boy who won’t try is like truth,
because the boy won’t endeavor and truth
won t end ever, either.
Money men, of many mind?.
Talce to " straddles ” and to “ blintut.”
Many bsh come in to see;
Many gulls they prove to be.—
Loicell Courier.
Asa rube book-keepers are ink-lined
to be pensive. Will someone kindly
tell us if a blushing seamstress is not 'a
flushed sewer?
“There is no disgrace in being poor,”
we are told, and we’re howling glad of
it, for there are enough other disadvan
tages about it. without that one.
Maid of Y onkers, ere we buss, tell me
will you make a fuss?—New York News.
Alan of Gotham, ere you risk your life
11 me, will you inform your wife?—
B>liysician says that if
bath in hot whisky
Bea .year, they will es-
Btism and colds. But
Bil the whisky?
■d says: “Why don’t
■ubstitute for the ever
■for breakfast?” Bless
I do. Cowhide is the
le. —Boston Post.
1 Eva, and when Charles
| the other evening and
his darling wifey, she
.m from her and sweetly
Eva. Some other Eva.
118- VI) clergyman was given
Igß'o ‘‘The Sweet Bye and
BBaiie asylum. Many pa-
So was the clergy-
IB moved him clear down
you get them trous
||BErishman of a man who
|H passing with a remark
|B r of trousers. “I got
By grew,” was the indig
jß’ben, by my conscience,”
Be pulled them a year too
|B2Esthetic young lady
|B^ r - Grosoftly, hfyve yon
B ‘Science of Mind?’”
jjß l not reading much now
my time in original
Beetle young lady (with
B)— “How very dreary, to
B first night aboard the
Bast,” he said tenderly,
B>ne, out upon the deep
blue sea, and your
B's beat for me as it has
Bast?” “My heart’s all
Bswered languidly, “but
Bis awful.”
Bou are accused of having
Bainant’s pocket book; do
Bor not guilty?” ‘ ‘Guilty,
B“Whafc was the motive
B>u to commit the crime?”
■oming due next day, and
■lie thought of having my
■d!” — Figaro. ' ,r
B>and becomes angry and
Biis family, he is not so
I; he doesn’t know how it
Ivife, really, is to blame—
pear, too, to let him hear
Isn’t this sound logic?—
fe Journal. Well, we’ll
ss—-that—is—we’ll be com
that it is.— Steubenville
gHagle and the Kite.
®Bverwhelmed with sorrow,
of a tree in com
|§|B you with such a rueful
HHagle answered, “ I seek a
SHfor me, and am notable to
gWrake me,” responded the
Umuch stronger than you.
jHbrried oft' an ostrich in my
IB eagle, persuaded by these
the kite as a mate. Af-
Hon, so to speak, was over,
the kite to fly off and
Hie ostrich it had promised,
aloft and returned in
Hiiserable little mouse in an
Hte of decomposition from
H time it had lain on the
Hs this,” said the eagle,
■performance of your prom
■ The kite nnblushingly re
■ You must know that to ac
■ object there is no lie I will
■he only moral to this fable
Bople should not always send
Bslature the man who talks
Bi his mouth.— Galveston
■ ef British Ministers.
If list of the British Govern
■ the relative rank assigned
Iton as a diplomatic station
bpean powers. The British
[Paris receives an annual sal
-000 ; at Vienna, $40,000; at
nple,-$40,000; at St. Peters.
100; at Berlin, $35,000; at
000; at Madrid even. $27,-
at Washington Sir Edward
i obliged to live on $25,000
considerable number of gl
of grade the Eur<>.
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