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THE OLD STORY.
X.
When I was a maid,
Nor of lovers afraid,
Mr mother cried: “ Girl, never listen to men.”
Her lectures were long.
But 1 thought her quite wrong,
And I cried: “Mother, whom should I listen to
ihen?”
it.
Now, teaching, in turn.
What I never could learn,
I find, like my mother, my lesions all vain;
Men ever deceive.
Silly maidens believe,
And still *tis the old story over again.
ill.
So humbly they woo,
What can poor maidens do
But keep them alive when they swear they must
die?
Oh! who can forbear,
As they weep in despair,
Their crocodile tears in compassion to dry '.'
IV.
Yet, wedded at last,
When the honeymoon’s past,
The loK'tn forsake us, the husbands remain;
Our vanity’s checked,
ADd we ne’er can expect
They will tell us the old story over again.
Snake Stories.
A farmer in Devonshire once told me
that he caught a viper, partially disab
ling it by a blow front a stout stick, and
with the assistance of his men bound it,
si ill living, in the fork of a tree. (He
was a kind hearted and fairly intelli
gent man, who would not have tolerated
any ill treatment of a horse or dog—far
less have been guilty of such a thing
himself—but he saw no cruelty in thus
punishing the poor reptile.) There
they left it, striking with its fangs on all
sides in rage and agony. When they
returned next day the viper had escaped,
but the limb of the treo was dry and
dead as though blasted with lightening !
I was young and hopeful at the time I
heard this tale and unwise enough to do
all in my power to dissuade the narrator
from the belief he held, or, at any rate,
to try and convince him that he wrongly
connected cause and effect in the case ;
but, as he said, he “see’tl it himself,”
and he went down to the grave in that
faith. Tli at he honestly believed it,
there could be no doubt, for lie had not
enough poetry in him to invent such a
romance. It reminds one of the Yankee
who told how he killed a snake with a
hoe, the handle of which the “varmint”
turned and bit several limes before re
ceiving the coup de (/race. “ You mayn’t
believe it, ’Squire,” said he, •“ but jest
as trew as you stand tlieer, in less than
three minutes that hoe-handle was
swelled up os big as my leg!” Have
you ever heard of the hoop snake? They
abound, according to .several accounts I
have been favored with, in India and
Australia, and derive their name from
the peculiarity of their mode of progres
sion; taking their tails in their mouths
they bowl along like a hoop ! Fact, so
an old Indian officer informed me, who
had often seen the native soldiers chas
ing them with short bamboo sticks (he
was fearfully circumstantial) around the
commons and along the roatls. The fol
lowing nice little anecdote was gleaned
from an English colonial newspaper,
where it was published as an actual oc
currence in the immediate neighborhood
during the week, with much local and
collateral detail. A boa-constrictor woke
up hungry from a three months’ nap
and caught a rabbit which he bolted
whole in the usual way. This did not
satisfy the cravings of his capacious
stomach, so he went afield in search of
further victuals, and presently came to a
fence, which he essayed to get through,
riut the lump caused by the defunct
though undigested bunny stopped him,
when his bead and a few feet only of his
body had passed between the rails ; and
lying in this attitude, he caught and
swallow another rabbit which had in
cautiously ventured within his narrowed
sphere of action. Now what was the
state of affairs ? He could neither go
ahead nor astern through the fence,
being jammed by his fore and aft inside
passengers, and in this embarrassing
position ho was slain with ease.
A Safety- Valve.
On almost all boilers connected with
engines there can be found a safety
valve (as it is called). Whenever the
boiler gets too full of steam and is in
danger of bursting, tills little valve
opens and lets the steam out. No one
has to watch it, for it opens of itself.
There was once a man who wanted to
travel on a certain steamboat. He went
to the boat and examined the machin
ery, but he found that there was not a
safety-valve on the boiler; so he said to
the Captain, “I guess I won’t go on your
boat, Captain. You haven’t a safety
valve, and I am afraid the boat may be
blown up without it. ”
•‘Come down with me to the engine
room,” said the Captain, “and I will
show you the best safety-valve in the
world.’’
When they reached the engine room
tho Captain* went up to the engineer,
and, laying his hand on his shoulder,
said : “There, sir, is my safety-valve,
the best to be found anywhere—a man
who never drinks anything but cold
water. ”
“ You are right, captain ; I want no
better safety-valve than that. I will go
on this boat.” He knew that thoangi
meer would always watch the machinery,
and if anything* went wrong he would
know it instantly. Only a sober man
could be trusted in the responsible posi
tion, and when the boat did have such a
man it had the best safety-valve in the
world. —Good Words.
How Daniel Webster Proposed.
In old times it was the fashion for a
suitor to go down on his knees to a lady
wheu lie asked her to become His wife,
which, with very stout gentlemen, was
an uncomfortable proceeding. The way
in which Daniel Webster proposed to
Miss Fletcher was more modern, being
at the same time neat and poetic. Lit e
many another lover, ho was once bold
ing a skein of thread or wool wlfick t .|
lady had been unraVeling. “Grahie,’?
said he, “we have been untying knots j
let us see if we cannot tie one whioli
will not untie in a lifetime.” With .1
piece of tape he fastened the halt of J
true lover’s knot ; Miss
fe&tHML it, and a kiss put the £eal ?<^Tie
6vmboli%l hurging.
ij Dr. A. Paggi records that in r’cßsq
which came under his observation in
Paris the heart had ceased to beat, as an
effect of the inhalation of chloroform,
and artificial respiration for ten minutes
Vlfd to restore the circulation# when
Dr. Labbe, by applying a cloth dipped
in hot water, to the region of the heart,
it to immediately resume its j
Losses in the Slavery War.
From the official reports of the War
Department the following facts are
taken : 1. The aggregate of troops fur
nished for all periods of service—from
three months to three years’ time—was
2,859,132; reduced to a uniform tim e
years’ standard, the whole number of
troops amounted to 2,320,272. The
number killed in battle, according to
the report of the Provost Marshal Gen
eral in 1860, was 61,362. The number
of those who died of wounds was 34,727 ;
died of disease, 183,287 ; total died, 279,-
376; total deserted, 191t,105. The Ad
jutant General of the rebel army, in a
statement made since the close of the
war, estimated that the entire available
rel>el force capable of active service at
600,000 ; of this number not more than
400,000 were enrolled at any one time,
and the rebel States had never in the
field at once more than 200,000 men.
This is the statement made by Carter.
The number of rebel soldiers who died
of wounds or disease, was 133,821, a
statement which in the nature of the
case is but partial; and the deserters
numbered 104,428, also a partial state
ment. The great struggle between Gen
eral Grant and G neral Lee in the Wil
derness was attend .and by immense losses
to the Union forces and to the rebels.
For the particulars of this sanguinary
conflict the best histories should be con
sulted, as figures give but an imperfect
idea of the contest, and the losses in
flicted.
An Elktow, Md., paper mentions the
case of Mr. T. Deenen, of that place,
who suffered severely with rheumatic
pains until ho fried a bottle of St. Jacobs
Oil, which completely cured him.—ln
dianapolis (Lid.) Journal.
Couldn’t Trust It a Second Time.
He attended a meeting where an at
tempt was being made to lift the debt of
the church. After a great deal of earn
est exhortation to give he began to get
mildly excited over the matter, and
when the minister declared that every
one who gave would find that the Lord
would pay him back a hundred fold he
concluded to close with the bargain, and
at once subscribed a handsome sum.
“And,” said ne some weeks afterward,
“ the scripture promise is financially a
good one, for since I gave that money
to the church a man came into my office
and paid a large debt which I had long
since given up as lost. Yes, the prom
ise is a good one, but”—and here he
hesitated for a few moments—“but I
tell you wliat it is, I don’t think I dare
trust it a second time. ”
Opted by the Washington (Ind.) Ga
zette is tlio fact that the colts iu that lo
cality have a so t of lameness in the
joints. J. F. Myers cored his by anoint
ing it with Sfc. Jacobs Oil.
Politeness.
“I hope,” Mr. Legouve writes, “1
am as much a nineteenth-century man
as any ; but I don’t repudiate all in the
past. There were both good and charm-;
ing.things iu it, and I would fain steal
some its graces to adorn our modern life.
France will not be quite herself until
she shall have allied the manners of the
dd with the principles of the new.”
And the outcome of true politeness he
notes in the behavior of a little boy.
‘ ‘ One day, when he was only five, his
mother gave him a penny to carry to an
old infirm beggar whom they met on the
road. The child took tho coin, and as
ho dropped it into tho outstretched
hand he raised his cap. Thanks to him,
we can complete the thought of Vau
veuargues, and say: ‘ Politeness is like
great thoughts —it comes from the
heart.’”
Set Hack 42 Years.
‘ I was troubled for many years with Kid
ney Complaint, Gravel, &q; my blood
came thin; I w s dull and inactive; could
hardly era 1 about; was an. old worn out
man all over; could get nothing to help me,
until I got Hop oitters, and now I am a boy
again. My blood .ud kidney - are all right,
pnd lam as active as man of 30, although
l am 72, and I have no doubt it will do as
well for others of my age. It is worth a
trial.”—(Father.)— Sunday M reury.
A eoRKEsroNDET of an English journal
asserts that he has himself observed two
spider showers—the fall of g> s-:un v
spiders in large numbers from a con
siderable height in the atmosph. re—-m
in September, 1875, and the oilier i;
September. 1880. The first occurred on
a cloudy morning, after a sing] • p :■]
thunder, but no rainfall. “About Ida.
m.,” states this writer, “I noticed . •
spiders running over my coat-1 ev s
and had to brush off several tv is ol
gossamer wed. Looking around, If u ><!
that the brick walls, houses, 1 ran -us <>!
ttee s *, etc., had these web; dv*g;
from t hem, and that other gos-s-n a-v w -s
were continually falling from a-.ove, :
adding to the accumulat.it> . By mid
day a long fence was f .4 v> ;c ! sb in
point to point of its trim.-yid r rail to s
with a ribbon-like h,. ou r • .-> nmer.
along which i.ou the spider- "
Bogus Certificates.
It is no vile drugeed stub, pretending to
be made of wouderfu foreign roots, bilks,
&c.. and puffed up by lojnr bogus certificates
of pretended miraculous cures, but a sim
ple. pure, effective medicine, made of weil
known valuable remedies, that furnishes
its own certificates by its cures. We refer
to Hop Bitteis, the purest and best of med
icines. See another column.—Republican.
In the course of a conversation at
Concord School, Prof. Harris said that
“by means of his morning paper, man
each day adjusted anew his relation to
the universe.” “ By t this wonderful prin
ciple,” he added, “of the co-operation
of man with his race, by which each
partakes of the wisdom of all, we have,
for three cents, our daily knowledge
from Japan, Arabia, and the entire
earth. The most potent element iu
modern civilization is the newspai>er. ”
Dox’t keep taking; drastic pills—they do more
harm than good. Kidney AY ort ernes constipa
tion.
Mr. Alcott told the Concord Sum
mer School of Philosophers that “ Act
uality is the Thingness of the Here. ”
The information almost paralyzed them.
For years themhad been laboring under
the misapprehlbsion that the hereflfcss
of the actuality is the thing. But it is
no such thing. —Norristoum Herald.
> WHITE to Mrs. Lydia E. Pinkham, 233 West
aril Avenue, Lynn, Maas., for names of ladies
that have been restored t? perfect health by
the use of her Vegetable Compound. It is a
positive cure for the most stubborn cases of
female weakness.
Notice.
From the 10th of October. 1881, to
the Ist of July, 1882, genuine Rock
Spring Water will be supplied to cus
tomers bv Ellis A Cos., of Bailey'lSprings,
A la.,.at the following rates:
Ten gallons in anti-corrosive can. .$5.00
Same can refilled at .. 4.00
Five gallons in anti-corrosive can.. 3 25
Same can refilled at 2.50
Nine gallons in glass bottles 7.50
Reasonable freight and express rates
are given by all railroads. This water
has been known for nearly fk’ty years
as a sure cure for Dyspepsia, a sure cure
for diseases of the Kidney and Bladder,
a sure cure for all curable cases of
Dropsy, a sure cure for Scrofulous cases
of the Bones or Skin, and a certain de
stroyer of the terrible thirst for intoxi
eating drink that overcomes so many
worthy resolutions. Deprive a drunk
ard of his dram for three days and
meanwhile give him plenty of Rock
Spring Water, and he won’t wane the
whisky. Don’t you think it’s worth
trying ? If you do, drop a postal to
Ellis & Cos. It will cost only a cent.
The exemptions - from taxation in
Montreal are enormous. The churches,
benevolent institutions and parsonages,
belonging to the different denomina
tions, all of which are exempt, are
valued at §7,000*000.
The greatest anxiety is experienced lest there
should be a flaw in the title to property ; yet a
flaw in the title of health—a Cough or Cold —is
disregarded. Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup removes
nil such at once.
We do net often speak of any proprietory
medicine, but from what we have read and
beard of Allen’s Lung Bals m, we shall take the
liberty of saving to those who are troubled with
a cold, cough, or any throat or lung affection,
that from the testimony afforded, we have such
confidence in this article, that were we afflicted
in that way, we would make a trial of its vir
tues. Beware of the fatal consequences of
neglecting this timely warning. New, before it
is too late, use Allen’s Lung Balsam, which will
cure the disease. Every druggist in the land
sells it..
“RoaKh on Rats.**
Ask Druggists for it. It clears out rats, mice,
roaches bed-bugs, flies, vermin, Insects. 15c.
RESCUED FROM DEATH.
William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., says: “In
the fall of 1876 I was taken with bi.f.rihno of the lungs,
followed by a severe cough, t lost my appetite and
flesh, and was confined to my bed. In 1877 I was ad
mitted to the hospital. The doctors said I had a hole in
mf lung as big as a half dollar. Atone time a report
went around that I was dead. I gave up hope, but a
friend told me of DR. WILLIAM HALL’S BALSAM
FOR THE LUNGS. Igot a bottle, when, to my emprise,
I commenced to feel better, and to-day I feel better than
for three years past. I write this hoping every one af
flicted with Diseased Lungs will take DR. WILLIAM
HALL’S BALSAM, and he convinced that CONSUMP
TION CAN BE CURED. I can positively say it has done
more good than all the other medicines I have taken
ince my sickness.”
(Tliis Engraving represents the Langs in a healthy state.)
A STANDARD REMEDY
BN MANY HOMES.
For Coughfi, Coi<is. Cronp. Krnni-hitis and all
other nifoetionsw the Throat -ind I.UNOX, it stands
unrivaled tnd utterly beyond all coin pet it ion.
IN CONSUMPTIVE CASES
approaches so neai a specific that *tNinety-five’* per
cent. are permanently cured, where the directions are
strictly complied withi There is nocliemical or other in
gredients to harm the young or old.
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL
IT CONTAINS NO OPIUM IN ANY FORM.
J. N. HARRIS & CO., Proprietors,
CINCINNATI, O.
FOR SALE BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
floSliFElFs
W w STOMACH
&ITTEB*
Diminished Vigor
Is reimbursed in great measure, to those
troubled with weak kidneys, by a judicious
use of Hostetter’s Stomach Ritters, which
invigorates and stimulates without exciting
the urinary organs. In conjunction with
its influence upon them, it corrects acidity,
improves appetite, and is in every way con
ducive to health and nerve repose. Another
marked quality is its control over fever and
ague, and its power of preventing it. For
sale bv all Druggists and Dealers generally.
Payne’s Automatic Engines.
Mitt
Reliable, Durable and Economical, will fur li&h a
he.r+e power with i* &*, fuel and water than anil Other
Engine built, not fitted with an Automatic Cut-off.
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TRUTH M *" ,BTI - Th.-*nr**l **<
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Sp.n-.rfi Si **l WiuH wilt 80 Mat* with at-. / HpMM \
bnilrt. enSat of ejw. and lock of hair, acad a comer? _ f 1
ncroat of your futuro horhaod or wife. pj<*o!ogieatlv ‘ i
prwi.cird. with same, time and place of iootiat. aod ;
oat* of carnage. Moser returned to ali not katiaCed. W*r
*e= Pnf. L Martinet. 10 Meat’; PI. Bootee. Mas. xSK#
BOYandCIRI,. send addrr-i.3 to W. Obaver, ’
Urbaua, Ohio, and get some candy.
Pure Cod Liver Oil made from selected
livers, on the sea-shore, by Caswell, Hazard A
Cos., New York. It is absolutely pure and sweet.
Patients who have once taken it prefer it to
others. Physicians have decided it shoerior to
any of the other oils iu market;
according to rjoixger, copper aiia j
brass can be easily coated with zinc by j
immersing iftaw in a boiling bath ot sa
ammoniac containing zinc foil or pow
der The deposit of zinc made m tins
way is brilliant, and Adheres firmly to
the _
A FAIBY AFLOAT
The following description of the fairy
vessel represented on this page is from the
Cincinnati Commercial: Ihe hull is ot the
finest selected white oak, braced, >o t
and riveted irt the most skillful and work
lnaulike manner, and is 64 fee. m leng b
14 feet breadth of beam, 2} ieet depth ot
hold, and draws twenty inches ot water.
She carries a tubular boiler, and two beauti
ful little engines, made expressly lor her,
bv the Ohio Machine Cos., Middleport, O.
The dining-room is situated between the
boiler and. engine rooms, arm if* artistically
"■rained, with frescoed ceiling. It is tar
nished in the Queen Anne style, and the
silver, china and table linen ate Ot the finest
character. The pilot-house, cabiii, main
talon and Captain's office are on the saloon
deck and are luxurious in their furnishing
and decorations. raloott
frescoed and gilded in East lake style, and
the flooring is covered with 1 urkish carpet
The furniture, in raw silk and walnut, ot
the Queen Anne pattern, like that ot the.
dining-hall, and rich curtains of damask
complete the impression of a veritable float
ing palace. The four state-rooms,contain
ing two berths each, are also carpeted with
Brussels amt handsomely furnished. The
boat belongs to and waS built under the
directions of Messrs A. A ogeler & Cos.,
Baltimore, Md., for their own exclusive use
upon the Ohio, Mississippi and other West
ern rivers, and is run by a picked crew of
officers and men in their employ. The
object of this little steamer is to carry
neither freight nor passengers. She was
built for the firm above named, to be used
exclusively by them for distributing their
printed matter in the river towns for St.
Jacobs Oil, the Great German Remedy
for rheumatism and other painful ailments.
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In the inqniry—Which is the
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Beast?—this is the answer, at
tested by two generations: the
MEXICAN MUSTANG LINI
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very bone, and drives out all
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ter, It “ goes to the root ”of
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H ened by the strain of ißsly ters toiling over uud
your duties avoid W night work, to res
£2 ' stimulants and use gf tore brain nerve and
8 Hop Bitters* S waste, use Hop B. ■
If you are young and B suffering from any in
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g| poor health or languish Ming cm a bed of sick-,
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P3 Whoever you are. fipaw Thousands die an
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H tliat your system it A '1 form of Kidney
M needs cleansing, ton- LJBiki* disease that might
3B ing or stimulating, gßcs have been prevented
gS without intoxicating, HSl'jß by a timely use of
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sittorsa
9 pcpsia,* kidney n , a
fu or urinary com- i™* ■ ll o.
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|of the stomach, f| If nTt and ii-resista
.J bowels, blood, i |; |]l I K ble cure for
P liver or nerves r i |: 4 drunkenness,
■H v-„..hi „ {J use of opium,
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