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The Man with the Umbrella.
Why it is that the public do not look
kindly upon a man carrying an umbrella
in a hot day is si mystery to be solved,
but the fact is they do not, and that not
one man in a hundred has the moral
courage to carry one. Yesterday, when
an eminent and dignified citizen, coming
back from his dinner, turned into Gris
wold street with an umbrella over his
head he was accosted with :
“ Been raining down your way ?”
“ No, sir ! ”
"Going to?”
“ No, sir ! ”
“ Then you carry the umbrolla to keep
the flies off? ”
“ Yes, sir.”
“Well, that’s a good plan, and all
soft men ought to practice it. ”
The next man had a grin on his face
as he called out:
“ What’s that for ? ”
“ To keep the sun off.”
“ What do you want to keep the sun
of! for ? ”
“ Might get sunHtruck.”
“ Suppose you did ? ”
“Suppose you mind your own busi
ness, sir.”
The next one presumed upon his long
friendship to halt the man with the um
brella and whisper :
“ I'retty sharp in you, old fellow ;
keep the edges toward your creditors
and they can’t see you.”
Other liieu told film that wearing a
poultice on the head would dispense
with the umbrella, and others said if he
was afraid of liis ears being tanned lie
should fasten a fan on each side of liis
hat. Not one single man took him by
the hand and encouraged him, and
when he reached the postoffice he was
so discouraged that ho lowered liis shade,
and used it to punch the libs of a boy
who had begun to sing :
He’s a flat, ho’s a fel'or,
And he lugs an old nndirolla.
I. ruudpa.
The grandpa iz a individual, aged
Bumwliaro bet seen 50 and 100 years, of
n promiskious temperament, and iz a
common occurrence in all well regulated
familys. Next to a heltliy mother-in
law, they have more aktive bizne s on
hand than euuy other party in the house
hold. They are the standard authority
on all leading topicks, and what they
don’t kuo about things that took place
sixty-five years ago, or will take place
for the next sixty-five years to cum, iz a
damage for euuy one to kno. Grandpas
are not entirely useless, they are handy
to hold babys, and feed the pigs, and
are very smart at mending a broken
broom handle, and sifting coal ashes,
and are good at putting up the clothes
line on washing days. I hav seen grand
pas that could churn good, but i kon
sider it a mighty mean trick to set an
old follow ov eighty years to churning
butter. I am a grandpa niisolf, but i
won't churn butter for no concern, not if
i understand myself. lam az solid oil
this konkJusion az a graven image. I
am w illing to rok baby all the time w hile
the wimmiu folks are hileing sope, i am
willing to kut rags, to work up into rag
karpets, they can keep me hunting hens’
eggs wet days, or picking green cur
rants, or i will even dip kandles, or kore
apples for sass, or turn a grind stun, but,
bi tlmmler, i won’t churn. 1 have ex
amined miself ou this subject., and i will
bet a jak knife, so long az he remains in
biz right mind, Josh Billings won’t
churn. Az a general thing grandpas are
a set. of konsaited old phools who don’t
seem to realize that what they kno
thcmselfs iz tlio result of experience,
and that younger people liav got to git
thv ir kuolledge in the same way. Grand
p is are poor help at bringing up chil
dren, but they hav got precept, and kat
ekistn enuff, but the young ones all seem
to understand that grandpa minds them
a heap more than they mind grandpa.—
Jus/i Hillings.
“ Don't Cross a Until You
* Come to It,"
There was once a man and woman
'vljo planned to spend a day at a friend’s
liouse, which was some miles distant
from their own. So, one pleasant morn
ing, they started out to make the visit;
but they had not gone far before the
woman remembered a bridge they had
to cross which was very old and unsafe,
and she began to worry about it. “ What
shall we do about the bridge ?” she said
to her husband. “ I shall never dare to
go ovi" it, and we can’t cross the river
any other way.” “ Oh,” said the man.
“ 1 forgot that bridge; it’s a bad place.
Suppose it should break through. We
should be drowned.” “Or suppose you
should step on a rotten plank and break
your leg, what would become of me and
the baby?” “I don’t know,” said the
man, “ what would become of any of
us, for I couldn’t work, and we should
starve to death. ” So they went on wor
rying till they got to the bridge, when
lo and behold! since they had been there
last anew bridge had been built, and
they crossed over in safety, and found
they might as well have saved them
selves all their anxiety.
Tender Love.
A touching story of tender love comes
to us from a town not many miles from
this place, but which must be, imder the
circurustancts, nameless. A beautiful
young girl became engaged to a gallant
Union officer. At the close of the war
he went to California to seek his fortune.
She ignored all adviinces from scores of
suitors and patiently waited bis return,
feeling coutidence in his keeping true to
her. So the years passed, and even a
few gray Inure began to show themselves
among her brown tresses, while her
friends no longer pitied, but ridiculed
her for refusing all advances from other
desirable sources. Lately her fidelity
was rewarded. The lover of her girl
hood has returned from California,
bronzed, bearded and a millionaire, with
a wife and twins. —Evening Wisconsin.
A St. Louis phvsician says that the
gum exuded from the linden produces a
most deadly poison, known as “ liudo
line.’' A cat inoculated with a needle
dipped in “lindoline” died in eighteen
seconds. The doctor thinks that a pin
scratch touched with it would kill a man
in less time than two minutes. It is au
antidote for morphine poisoning, but
must t>e largely diluted. It is from
the linden that most of our wooden
toothpicks are made.
Thousands of families have had occasion to
try the never failing qnalities of Dr. Bull’s
Cough Syrup, and they all unite in the praise
of this wonderful prescription.
Music-Pounding.
I don’t like your chopped music, any
way, says Oliver Wendell Holmes.
That woman—she has more sense in her
little finger than forty medical societies
—Florence Nightengale—says that the
music you pour out is good for the sick,
but music you pound out isn’t. Not
that exactly, but something like it. I
have been to hear some music—pound
ing. It was a young girl with as many
white muslin flounces rouod her as the
planet Saturn has rings, who did it.
She gave the music-stool a twirl and
fluffed down on it like a whirl of soap
suds in a hand-basin. Then she worked
her wrists and her hands, to limber ’em,
I suppose, and spread out her fingers
till they looked as though they would
pretty much cover the key-board, from
the growling end to the squeaky end.
Then those hands of hers made a jump
at the keys as if they were a couple of
tigers coming down on a flock of black
and white sheep, and the piano gave a
great growl as if its tail had been trod
on. Dead stop—so till you hear your
hair growling. Then another jump and
another howl, as if the piano had two
tails, and you had trod on both of ’em at
once, and then a grand clatter and a
scramble, and strings of jumps, up and
down, back and forth, one hand over the
other, like a stampede of rats and mice,
more than like anything I call music. I
like to hear a woman sing, and I like to
hear a fiddle sing, but the noises they
hammer out of their wood and ivorv an
vils—don’t talk to me, I know the differ
ence between a bullfrog and a wood
tlirush.
The New York Clipper lately cited the
case of Captain Jacob Schmidt, of Tomp
kinsville, Staten Island, N. Y., who had
been a great sufferer with rheumatism
for many years. He used St. Jacobs
Oil with splendid success.
Touching Words.
Respecting the removal of the Ute
Indians, occurring some time ago, the
Solid Muldoon , published on the fron
tier, says :
“Now, laying aside all animosity, we
ask, is there to-day, upon the frontier, a
human heart that does not throb with
sympathy for those untutored beings ?
Take the lesson home to yourself. Think
of your being forced from scenes and
possessions that are rendered near and
dear by childhood’s liappy recollections.
Think of having to leave forever those
dear ones who are laid away to await the
resurrection morn, and leaving them,
with a knowledge that ere your foot
prints have been obliterated by the
dews of heaven, the plow of the pale
face will have leveled the little mounds
and completed the work of desolation.
“Fellers, it’s rough.”
Fjrom tho Atlantic (Ga.) Sunday Phon
ograph : The editor of the Pikes
County News has been cured of rheuma
tism by St. Jocobs Oil.
There is a class of peculiar people we
sometimes observe at places of public
resort who endeavor by various means to
make themselves remarkably conspicu
ous, it may be in dress, conversation, or
general behavior. At a cattle show held
iu one of our country towns a country
bumpkin, who for some time had been
disturbing the company with his loud
remarks, at. last broke forth: “Prize
cattle, indeed! Call these ’ere prize
cattle ? Why they ain’t nothing to what
our folks raised. You mayn’t think it,
but my father raised the biggest calf of
any mau round our parts.” “Oh,” ex
claimed a bystander, “ we have no doubt
of that.”
“Don’t know half their Value.”
They cured me of Ague, Biliousness and
Kidney Complaint, as recommended. I
had a half bottle left which I used for my
•two little girls, who the doctors and neigh
bors said could not be cured. I would have
lost both of them one night if I had not
given them Hop Bitters. They did them so
much good I continued their use until they
were cured. That is why I say that you do
not know half the value of Hop Bitters and
do not recommend them high enough.”—B.,
Rochester, N. Y. See other column. -. Amer
ici n Rural Home.
Wliat Some Women Could Do.
There are women to-day in San Fran
cisco, says the Chronicle of that city,
subsisting on scanty crusts in blind al
leys w ho could step into the empty man
sions of our new millionaires and arrange
the appointments of room after room of
the entire house with an artistic sense
and individuality of taste which would
put to the blush the first upholsterer of
the city. The day is not far distant
when this will become a distinct calling
for women. The originality of concep
tion and design manifested by women
wherever their artistic powers are al
lowed a chance for development will
lead to many new paths for industrious
womanhood.
A Wise Deacon.
“Deacon Wilder, I want you to tell me
how you kept yourself and family well the
past season when all the rest of us have
been sick so much, and have bad the doe
tors visiting us so often?”
“Bro. Taylor, the answer is very easy. I
used Hop Bitters in time; kept my family
well and saved the doctor bills. Three dol
lars worth of it kept us well and able to work
all the time. I’ll warrant it has cost you
and the neighbors one to two hundred dol
lars apiece to keep sick the same time.”
“Deacon, I’ll nse your medicine hereafter.”
One Way of Doing It.
If we may believe the Railroad Ga
zette, they have queer ways in Switzer
land in regard to dividends. That
journal remarks : If the method which
the United States railways have adopted
for paying dividends be objected to as
entirely foreign to all cash methods for
doing business, it really can not raise a
sudden fear that the companies will
soon exhaust their ability to pay. Pre
ferred shareholders get their regular
3 per cent, in cash, but the holders
of original shares are compensated in a
much less commonplace manner. When
the general meetings are annually held,
it is calmly decreed that they be allowed
to travel for three full days through the
Cantons of Zurich, St. Gall and Grisons,
at the expense of nobody except the
roads, these free rides to be accepted as
dividends. Much is made of this priv
ilege by the helpless shareholders, for
whole crowds of them turn out for the
gratuitous excursions.
Faith mutt be backed up by works. Bat#
faith to try Kid uey-Wort and it wifi do the Work.
The latest adulterant of Swiss cheese
is made of potato starch and is now
considerably used in France, where
oleomargarine originated. As starch
and oil belong to the class of non-nitro
genous food, it is claimed the one may
be substituted for the other without
detriment to the nutritive clement of the
cheese, or in any way affecting its di
gestibility.
Notice.
From the 10th of October. 1881, to
the Ist of July, 1882, genuine Rock
Spring Water will be supplied to cus
tomers by Ellis & Cos., of Bailey Springs,
Ala., at the following rates:
Ten gallons in anti-corrosive can.. $5.00
Same can refilled at 4.00
Five gallons in anti-corrosive can.. 3.25
Same can refilled at 2.50
Nine gallons in glass bottles 7.50
Reasonable freight and express rates
•re given by all railroads. This water
has been known for nearly fifty years
as a sure cure for Dyspepsia, a sure cure
for diseases of the Kidney and Bladder,
a sure cure for all curable cases of
Dropsy, a sure cure for Scrofulous cases
of the Bones or Skin, and a certain de
stroyer of the terrible thirst for intoxi
eating drink that overcomes so many
worthy resolutions. Deprive a drunk
ard of his dram for three days and
meanwhile give him plenty of Rock
Spring Water, and he won’t want the
whisky. Don’t you think ft’s worth
trying? If you do, drop a postal to
Ellis & Cos. It will cost only a cent.
When you see a fruit-peeling on the
sidewalk, push it off into the gutter ; it
will not take long, and there is no tell
ing but that the first person to be dis
abled by it if it remains there may be a
poor man who owes you money.—Phil
adelphia News.
To allay all troubles incident to change of
!i!e, Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
has no equal.
With the exception of Rufus Choate,
Alexander H. Stephens is said to have
written the longest sentence of any man
in America.
lKWftnmoa, dyspepsia, nervous proetr&uon
and all forma of general debility relieved by
taking Max Oman’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the
only preparation of beef containing ita entire
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whether the result of exhaustion, nervous pros
tration. overwork, or acute disease, particularly
If resulting from pulmonary complaints, Cas
well, Hazard A Cos., proprietors, New York.
A more glorious victory cannot be
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when the injury began on his part,
the kindness should begin on ours.—
Tillotson,
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RESfTTED FROM DEATH.
William J. Coughlin, of Somerville, Mass., says: “In
the fall of 1576 I was taken with bi.kkt>in'G or thk lungs
followed by a severe cough. T lost my appetite and
flesh, and was confined to my In and. In 1577 I was ad
mitted to the hospital. The doctors said I had a hole in
my lung ns big as a half dollar. Atone time a report
went around that I was dead. I gave up hone, hut a
friend told me of HR. WILLIAM HALL’S BALSAM
FOR THK LUNGS. Igot abottle, when, to my surprise,
I commenced to feel better, nnd to-day I feel better than
for three years past. I write this hoping every one af
flicted with Pisessed Lungs will take I>R. WILLIAM
HALL’S BALSAM, and be convinced that CONSUMP
TION CAN BE CIJREP. I can positively say it has done
more good than all the other medicines I hnve taken
ince my sickness.”
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The existence of good
feeling on the part of the
Trench Nation I<>r thepeo
£ \ WnffiL pie ofthis country is shown
VIvWH by the presentation of a
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IVWSwy Freedom holding aloft the
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Jacob, holding aloft in his baud w . liu i
will guide aright all sailing upon trie sta < t 1 1 le,
whoso waters abound with the shoals Slid dan
gerous places of sickness and disease; *3 helight
ft easts is designed to show that St. Jacobs Oil is
the true and trusted means oi keeping the bod}
on its proper course, and of casing and righting
it should it be unfortunately east.upondheshoals
of rheumatism of other painful ailments, thous
ands of grateful ohes throughout the world have
proved tTie value and felt the good oi this Great
German Remedy, and are glad to recommend it
to all needing the services of just such a remedy.
In this connection Mr. John S. Briggs, a well
known citizen of Omaha, Neb., told a newspaper
man that he was terribly afflicted with an acute
attack of rheumatism in his back. 'I he disease,
which had been preying Upon him for years had
drawn him out of shape, lie resorted to every
remedy krtowti to but. found no rebel
until he tried ST. Jacobs OiL, one bottle Of Which
effected a complete and radical cure. Another
case may justify reference :
A VETERAN SEAMAN'S TROUBLE.
Editor Inter-Ocean, Chicago, III: I send you this,
feeling that the informal ion conveyed will be of
material benefit to many of yotir readers, One
of our oldest citizens, Captain C. YV. Boynton, the
Government Light house keeper at tins point, is
probably one of the oldest seamen in America,
having ’sailed twenty-six years on salt water.
After "this forty-six years’ service his eyesight
failed him and‘he kept the Light at Chicago until
the Government built, the Gross Point Light here,
when he was transferred. While seated in my
store this morning the Captain volunteered the
following written statement: “ This is to Certify
that I have been afflicted with rheumatism for
twenty (20) years, both in my side find limbs. I
am happy to say that, after using less than two bot
tles of the St. Jacobs Oil, I am entirely free from
pain, though still limping somewhat when walk
ing, from long force ol habit. C. W. Boynton.”
Referring to the foregoing tacts, I might allude to
numerous similar eases that have come to my
notice, but “a word to the wise is sufficient.”
John Goebel, pharmacist, Evanston, 111
Afrit'S
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troubled with weak kidneys, by a judicious
use of Hostetter’s Stomach Hitters, which
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the urinary organs. In conjunction with
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mgr If you are a man aBeST If yotl are a Iflti v
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