The Enterprise. (Carnesville, GA.) 1890-1???, August 22, 1890, Image 1
VOL. I. * Where Summer Bides. Down through the mountain’s silver haze, Down through the song-thrilled wooded ways. And ’midst the meadow’s drenchod grass, The feet of Summer swiftly pass. “Stay! stay!” the yearning mountains cry, “Stay! stay!" the drowsy grasses sigh Hut on and on the sweet guest flies, With wind-blown hair and wide still eyes, On, on, until her eacrer feet Abide amidst the yiflfow wheat. — [Lucy E. Tilley in Harper's Weekly. ONE IN A THOUSAND. • BY MAY KENDALL. It was a lovely May morning, a morning on which even the life of an omnibus conductor seemed endurable. Besides, the particular company for which Archy Johnston worked had become infected by socialistic princi¬ ples, to the extent of only employing their hands from 7 a. m. to 10 p. m., and giving them, as a rule, the alter¬ nate Sundays. So that, as things went, lie might be considered well off i Bettor off, at all events, than the pale young man who, as Andy com¬ pleted his arrangements before start¬ ing, watched him, with a melancholy air, from the curbstone. For this palo young man, whoso name was AVarner, by special permission of tho company, to whom a benevolent cler¬ gyman had appealed on AVarner’s be¬ half, came every morning at 7 o’clock to see if there was a conductor off work, and, if (here was, to take his place on the omnibus. For the last month he had presented himself regularly, and the men had come to know and have a kindly feel¬ ing toward him; but iu that month lie had only been on duty seven days. This fact inevitably raised the ques¬ tion as to what AVarner did with hira- self when no vacancies occurred. lie did not look as if he did anything very remunerative. Archy’s omnibus started last, and lie had two or three minutes to spare; so, being a sociable young fellow, he crossed over to speak to AVarner, who, for his part, responded with an anx¬ ious good-will in which, if Archy had known, there was a certain undercur¬ rent of penitence. The fact was, AVarner had just been Blinking, as he saw the omnibus roll away, and real¬ ized with a sigh that all men were on duty—“AVliat if one of them were to die, and lie were taken on as a per¬ manent hand?” lie did not in any way appeal for pity, and yet the few facts Archy drew from him were an appeal to any one conversant witli the city. He lived a mile away, 24 Dilk street, an address that lingered curiously in Archy’s memory. He had been a carpenter, and comfortably off; but now lie was hopelessly out of work, and, with liis wife and their young child, had been living how he could. “AVc feel it most, you see,” he said in liis patient way, “for the child.” Then lie checked himself, as if he had said too much, and added quite hope¬ fully, “But it’s a long lane that lias no tin-ping, isn’t it?” No more passed between them just then, for the conductor’s time was up. But the next morning, as liis eyes encountered the depressed-looking figure, again, a sudden impulse seized h in. “Can you take my place today?” lie said, accosting AVarner; “I’m awfully anxious to have the day, but I can’t risk getting sacked. Warner’s face beamed. “I told Janet tiiis morning,” lie said, as lie followed Archy, “I’d a feeling I should be in luck today.” “It’s just here,” said Archy, staring straight before him. “I’m thinking of going down into Hie country for a day —or two—or maybe more—I can’t ex¬ actly tell, not being on the spot, how long I may require to stay. And it would be a load off my mind to know my place wouldn’t be snapped u;>.” “I’ll keep it for you,” said AVarner energetically, “and give it up to you when you come back : for it’s a queer thing, as I know, to bo thrown out of work. And I’m sure I hope you’ll have a pleasant journey, Beautiful down in the country this time of year ain't it? ” “Ah!” said Archie. “A r os, the country’s a fine place, especially, as you say, about this time of the year.” He grasped AVarner’s hand, and turned away. After all, he had dona nothing remarkable; and yet, such was the serene benignity of his tone and manner, that for a moment War¬ ner stood stock-still on the pavement, staring after him. Archy went back to his lodgings; but he could not re%t there, and soon he went out again. He found himself wondering what AVarner’s wife and child were like, and it struck him,that as lie had nothing else to do, lie would go round by Dilk street. It was a small street of tiny, jerry- THE ENTERPRISE built houses, with their numbers in¬ scribed very legibly on the doors, so that Archy had no difficulty in recog¬ nizing at. There was a brown blind over tho lower half of the window; but Archy’s tall head rose abovo it, and as lie passod lie glanced furtively in, as if it were a crime. It was a small bare room, with no furniture but a deal table, a box or two, and an old rocking-chair drawn up to tho hearth, whose lire had gone out. On that ro.king-chair a girl was sitting, with a baby in her arms, rocking slowly to and fro, and singing wearily, over and over again, "There is not in the wide world a valley so sweet.” A mere girl she looked, but very wasted, and her eliceks had not a tinge of color; and yet it was ono of the sweetest faces, Archy thought, that lie had ever seen. If this was Warner’s wife, perhaps lie was a lucky fellow after all. lie wondered if there was anything to oat in the house. She did not look as if there was. But, for the life of him, he dared neither ask her, nor order anything to be sent from tho nearest provision dealer’s; and though he thought of all kinds of expedients for getting a shilling inside the door that should look as if it belonged to one of them, and had been mislaid, none of them were feasible. If it bad been dusk, lie thought, scanning the water-spout with a critical eye, he might have clambered on the roof and dropped the shilling down the chim¬ ney. He was nearly as tall as the house already, and he could climb like a sailor. But it was broad daylight; and at last—he had been lounging all this time in front of a small grocer’s shop close by—he turned away in de¬ spair, reflecting that, after all, AVarner had had a day’s work on Monday, and it was only Wednesday. lie would go now into some other quarter of the city, and look for work himself. For work? AVell, vcs. It was hardly that lie consciously made up his mind to do so. But that was what he did. It was a month later, and Archy had not gone back to his old position. Neither, however, had he found regu¬ lar work. If he had gone to the right quarters, it may be said, of course, he might have found it. Archy stood, indeed, for a moment outside the doors of the general relief committee, but there the beautiful probability of his story of having a place as omnibus conductor that he had not been dis¬ missed from, and yet could not go back to, owing to Laving heard a white-faced girl through a window, singing the “Meeting of the Waters” —as related to a credulous relief com¬ mittee, struck him so forcibly that he broke into a loud Jaugh as he turned away. But it was not a cheery laugh. Though he had given up his old lodg¬ ing and been sleeping where he could, the few pence lie contrived to earn were not enough to keep him, and for weeks lie had not had a h arty meal. A dull despair was creeping over him; but lie tramped blindly on, asking for work, till be fancied that the officials at different establishments were look¬ ing on him with suspicion, as one whom iliey had refused before. And all the time lie knew that lie might go back to liis old place. Warner would give it up without a murmur, or a grudge; he was that kind of fellow. Then lie fancied Warner going home to tell his wife the news, and then lie fell to wondering how they were get¬ ting on. He fancied lie would go and see. That day, when Warner’s omnibus stopped at the end of the route, at 1 o’clock, every passenger had left it. They had a quarter of an hour to wait, and the driver slipped hastily across to liis favorite public house, which was conveniently situated. Warner looked eagerly up and down the street, as if expecting some one, but it was almost deserted. There was a policeman a little way down; there was a sliabby- looking fellow standing at the corner, against a lain o-post, with iiis hat slouched over his eyes—no one else. Warner's face fell, but it lightened again in a moment, as a girlish figure emerged from a street nearly opposite and ran lightly across to the omnibus. Warner held out bis hand and she sprang in. “Here it is,” she said proudly, un¬ packing the small basket, “You can't guess what I’ve made you for dinner today, and, if you eat it now, I do believe it will be hot.” “Meat pie, Janet!” said Warner. “AVell, you are a cook ar.d no mis¬ take. I've twelve minutes—blest if there ain’t that unfortunate old lady who always comes a quarter of an hour before we're timed to start.” “She’s a long way off,” said Janet, witli a look of disappointment. “Go Oil with your pie, Will; she won’t be licre yet awhile.” “Very well then,” said AVarner rc- CARNESV1LLE, GA., FRIDAY, AUGUST 22 . 1890. luetantly. “Hang tho old girl—look at her umbrella!” They kissed each other hastily in the omnibus, thinking that no one saw them. Least of all, Hie aimless vaga¬ bond at the corner, with hat slouched over liis eyes, who was looking at nothing. He—all, no! Then Janet sprang down again; and presently tho old lady mounted tho step, and AVar¬ ner ate his meat pie furtively, botween maintaining a conversation on tho drink traffic, a subject in which bis passenger seemed to take an absorbing interest; but then slie had had her lunch before she started. Yet AVarner had also time to reflect pleasantly on how much better Janet was looking, and what a color she had, and wondered also if the young man who had gone into the country would be back tomorrow, and couldn’t help hoping- not. Then more passengers entered, and the driver hurried back at the last moment, stuffing a large fragment of bread and butter into liis pocket; and the omnibus rolled away But that night, when AVarner re¬ turned to the smal! house in Dilk street, he found a note thrust under tho door, that no one had noticed. It ran thus: Dear Mr. AVarner : I leave this note iu passing to say I have given up my place ns conductor for good, and therefore hope you will stick to it as long as it suits you. I have made up my mind to stay down in the country. Yours, with best wishes, Archy Johnston. Hens as an Aid to Peach liaising. Level-headed farmers in Connecti¬ cut have for seve:al years past been at work reviving an old industry—the growing of peaches for market. Fifty years ago Hie peach crop of the Nut¬ meg State was an important item, but the trees ran out after a time, the orchards were cut down, and apples and other small fruits took their place. After giving the land a long rest, the industry was revived again about ten or twelve years ago, and each succeed¬ ing year the peach premiums at the several agricultural fairs has been in¬ creased in importance until they liavo drawn out some of the finest samples of the fruit raised north of Mason and Dixon’s l.ne. As to cultivation, there are as many methods as there are individual grow¬ ers. The simplest was that practised by AViliiam Platt of Newtown, a for¬ merly very successful grower, but who is now an inmate of the Middle- town Insane Retreat. Air. Platt used to spade up a circle around each tree of perhaps three feet in diameter. Into this he planted or sowed very sparingly corn, oats, buckwheat, and other cereals. Then he turned liis large flock of liens into the orchard and let them scratch for their living. He claimed that by this method lie kept the earth about the roots of the tree loose and easily permeable by- rain and dew, and the liens, besides gathering the corn and oats, acted as insect and worm destroyers, keeping the trunks of the trees free from bor¬ ers and other pests, which would oth¬ erwise have to be looked after with a sharp eye. Air. Platt used to raise peaches the size and flavor of which gained him a wide fame.—[New York Sun. A Pat f?,°" ian ' ® MW I,0Ct0r , : WI AA hen a child m Patagonia is sick, . messenger is despatched for the doctor, and , never leaves , him . . tint'1 .... becomes with him. . As . soon ns .is. the doctor ar- . , lie looks , , at ... the sick . - child, .... and . rives, then , with ... much . ceremonv rolls .. it up in a piece of skin. He then orders a clay plaster, 1 and by tins time the child i-ii, lias ceased , crying, . soothed by the warmth of „ the , skin, and , so rendering still .... more solid ., ins reputation . . . ns a wise man. Yellow . clay , is . brought , , and . made , into • , a thick , . , cream witli ... water, , and ... the child is painted from head to foot ’ causing him to cry again. “The devil is still there,” says the doctor sagely, and undoes two mysterious packages lie carries, one contains rhea sinews (ostrich) and the other a rattle made of stones in a gourd decoiatcd with feathers. He then fingers the sinews, nrittcr- ing something for a few minutes, then he seizes the rattle and shakes it vio- lently, staring very hard at the crying child. Then wraps it in the skin again and it ceases crying. Again it is painted, rattled at and stared at, and again it cries. This is done four times, and then the cure is considered complete. The doctor leaves the child quiet, enfolded in the warm skin, and goes his way, having received two pipefuls of tobacco as a fee. Strange to say, the child generally recovers, but it it does not, the doctor gets out of the difficulty by declaring that the parents did not keep the medicine skin tightly around the child, aud so let thc devil get back again. This is the only treatment sick children in Patagonia are ever known to receive. — [Ladies’ Home Journal. MEXICAN COOKERY. The Dishes Are Appetizing, But Too Highly Spiced. Primitive Way of Making Tor¬ tillas, the National Bread. Every Mexican’s yard almost lias an oven, built out of earth and rock, half under and half over tho ground; here they bake their meats and some kind of cakes, but their own bread is tortil¬ las. These aro made by an interesting and peculiar process. The Indiau-corn is boiled whole in water, into which a little unslacked lime is thrown, until the grain is tender. It is then taken out, washed, put into clear cold water, and allowed to soak all night. In the morning it is drained dry and crushed into flour between two stones—the bottom one 1-ke a three-cornered tray- on legs of uneven height, so that it slopes downward; the upper, like a rolling pin. They place the tray upon the floor, and kneeling, they mash and roll Hie grain until it becomes u beautiful, white, starchy flour, That is then mixed with water into a paste, next kneaded and flattened out between the bands into broad, very thin cakes. In the mean time the mesquite lire in the corner of the jacal has burned into a grand bed of coals; on this is thrown a flat sheet of iron, which is soon hot. Here the cakes arc placed, and brown instantaneously; they are turned, and in a minute are ready to be eaten. They are good, too, but need salt, for the Mexican mixes none of liis bread. The Mexican of the lower class uses neither fork nor spoon, but roils a tortilla into a scoop, and so eats liis chile con carne, frijoies, etc. AVlien too much softened by the gravy to take up the food, be eats liis improvised spoon, takes another tor¬ tilla, and proceeds as before. They sit on the floor to eat, putting the dish of food in the middle of the circle, and not in ono house out of six of the lower order is there a table. They are hospitable in the extreme, welcom¬ ing a perfect stranger to their homes and offering him of their best. The Mexican cooking, though Amer¬ icans have a prejudice against it, is exceedingly appetizing, but for most palates too highly peppered, chile en¬ tering largely into the composition of every dish. Yet it is a rare good feast one can have by ordering tho following bill of fare: Sopa dc Fideo. Gallina eon Chile. Tamales. Frijoies Mejicana. Knchiladas. Chile con (Jarnc. Toitillas. Salza dc Chile. Pastel de Limon. Granadas de China. Cafe. Out in the street, on the sidewalk at night, one finds here and there about the town blazing fires, ami over them sot g cat three-cornered pieces of iron sheeting supported on legs. These sheets have round places cut out of them,and over these holes are tin cans, tliei" contents boiling merrily. Tamales aro cooking here, and the Alexican woman who is tending them looks like one of the witches in Alac- beth, as she moves about in her short red skirt with her black shawl about her wrinkled brown face, while the B fa „ g , l0r in „ (fnl gleams, throwing ....... iter iigttre into f now broad re.icf, then , leasing . ... it shadow, ... ’ “ in Behind her the open door cf , the jacal . , ‘ ' shows a blazing ,, . lire within, ... and , on the .. ° « 00r ; P'ny.ng , . ?>'«vcly .... ,n ho qu.vcrmg, dancing light, many children of dtffer- entliues; , . „ for, , be it known, , ... tins pco- ’ pie , , not moral and . faimlv . .. 1 is a one, ’ a " of Mexican children .... may vary m . all the shades between black and . white. ... I his is, ’ lnen . enteudu, ’ of .. Hie lower . orders.—[Harper . , Magazine. s p a , nfinff Blackened Eyes, Thc othe|> day n)y attcIltiou was al¬ tracted by a gaudy sigI1 oVcr the door of a tintype establishment, which set forth the fact that ljla( . k eyes aud bni ; geg worc painted and red noses were made a natural color. 1 asked the “facial artist” whether there was much of a demand for liis services. He said: “Yes; every day men or boys come here with blackened eyes and bruised faces. I never ask bow any one is injured, but simply paint the spot over witli a carefully mixed paint. Professional fighters have come to me after' a battle to fix them up so as to appear to have received little damage.” “You may be surprised, but I have had society women come here with delicate skin colored to a rich purple. Each hastens to explain t at her bruise was caused by a fall, the dropping of a trunk lid, or something of that sort. They pay well. One richly- dressed woman paid me a live-doilat- bill lant week for a moment’s work. In many cases 1 tun called to resi¬ dencies to touch up bruised faces. Sitting Ball at the Telephone. When an Indian can not explain a thing on natural grounds lie attributed ^tho mystery to tho action of the Dicty. it is tho Great Spirit’s doing. I well remember Sitting Bull's introduction to the telephone, writes Captain King iii tho Courier-Journal. It wa% his first visit to the States, and I was bid¬ den to St. Find to meet Hie old scheimr in hopes of getting something out of him about liis share in tho Custer battle. Of this, however, he would not talk, and I don't blame him, for is soon transpired that lie ran away with the squaws. But wo lmd some fun out of him. His nephew, Spotted Horn Bull, was of the party. AVc seated him in a cer¬ tain office at .the telephone with an in¬ terpreter to show how to work it, and then marched die old man several blocks away to the Pioneer Press building, and then asked him if lie would not like to talk with “Spot.” He smiled contemptuously when tho elephone was pointed out to him, but as the agent assured him it was no joke lie was persuaded to ask some question in tho Sioux language. Ho did so with a shrug of his blanketed shoulders and an incredulous grin on liis face. The next instant lie started as though shocked; the ear trumpet dropped from liis nerveless hand, and lie almost fell out of liis chair. “AVaukon!” was liis only explanation, which might bo translated “Hie devil! ’ Spotted Horn Bull had an¬ swered him in Sioux and nearly scared die life out of him. lie would not touch it again that night. A Japanese ltoynl Progress. A Japanese royal progress lias still some novelty to European eyes. On the occasion of a recent visit of tho Empress of Japan to fho city of Osaka tho following regulations were pub¬ lished “for (lie guidance of tin peo¬ ple” while her Majesty was passing: “When her Ainjesty shall pass along no one must look at her from the frame built on houses for the drying of clothes, or through cracks in doors, or from any position in the upper por¬ tion of their houses. If anybody wishes to see her Alaiesty lie or she must sit down at the sides of the road by which her Alajesty will pass. No one must look at her Ainjesty without taking off bis hat, neckcloth or turban, or whatever else lie may be wearing on or about liis head. Moreover, no one must be smoking while lie or she is looking at her Ma¬ jesty, nor must any one carry tt stick or cane. Only women wearing for¬ eign clothes will be permitted to re¬ tain their head covering. Altli ugh it may rain, no person will be allowed to put up an umbrella while her Alajesty may be passing. As her Majesty pass¬ es no one must raise liis voice, nor must any sound be heard, nor must the crowd close in and follow her car¬ riage; for no noise must be made. When her Alajesty reaches Umeda Station there will be a discharge of fifty fireworks.”—[London News. A Trout as a Bird Hunter. “I was sitting on my front porch Sunday mor..ing,” said Mr. Tift to a reporter, “reading Hie News, when 1 was startled by a noise and fluttering sound that came from Hie side yard. I jumped and ran to the end of the por h just in time to see what was the matter, and 1 witnessed one of the miracles of my life. I have in Hie pool surrounding my fountain several fish, trout taken from the creek, and on the edges of the pool the grass grows thick. An English sparrow had alighted on the grass (o get some water, and one of the fish seeing the bird swam near him, made a snap and caught him. The bird screamed and fluttered, but it was too late. When I reached the end of the porch the fish swallowed the bird a id went swim¬ ming around tile pool in the most satisfactory way.”—[Albany (Ga.) News. The World’s Railroads. There are 300,000 miles of railroad in the world, or enough to reach around the world 14 1-2 times. There are 104,000 locomotives; England lias 80 locomotives for every 100 miles of road, while in the United States there arc only 19 to every 100 miles. Thc railroad capital of the world is estima¬ ted at $29,000,000,000. A good many railroad companies are having their freight cars equipped with air brakes. Nearly all of them are ordering addi¬ tional locomotives.— [Chicago Sun. A Bleak Prospect. Bill Collector (authoritatively)—1 with to see Air. Neverpay imraediate- ly. Shrewd Servant—A’ou can’t see him now. He’s gone to bed, so we can wash liis flannel*.--[New York Week- If- UMLDKKN’8 COLUMN. WE THREE. He smears his face with honey, He grubs at pnpa's money, He’s awful cute and funny. (He’s the baby.) She sings like a canary, She dances like a fairy, Hor prattle's somewhat airy. (She's my sister.) He’s nothing but a bother, He’s a trouble to his mother, There’s nowhere such another. (That is I, sir.) — [Harper’s Young t’eople. A HIGH SINGED. Tho lark ascends until it looks no ftrgcr than a midge, and can with difficulty be seen by tho unaided eye, and yet every note will bo clearly audi¬ ble to persons who are fully half a mile from the nest over which the bird utters its song. Moreover, it never c ascs to sing for a moment, a feat which seems wonderful to us human beings, who find that a song of six or seven minutes in length, though interspersed with rests and pauses, is more than trying. Even a practiced public speaker, though lie can pause at Hie end of each sentence finds the ap¬ plause of the audience a very welcome relief. Moreover, the singer and speaker need to use no exertion, save exercising their voices, Yet the bird will pour out a continuous song of nearly twenty minutes in length, and all the time lias to support itsolf in tho air by the constant use of its wings.— [The Naturalist. A JOURNEY IN A “SCHOONER.” “One summer, whoii Patty Afoss was nine years old, she took a long journey in a ‘schooner’ with her parents, sister Mina and Baby Jake. “Patty’s father went to find a new home, ns lie declared the old farm •wasn’t worth a tinker!’ How much tlint was I cannot tell you. “They took along a tiny stove, a bed, a little table, ami provisions to keep house on the way, besides Jake’s cradle, boxes of clothing and a rocking- chair. “Patty’s father took liis team along,, too, a little, long-necked, slim-tailed mule and a big, rough, Itooky-Moun- tain colt, with a short, stiff mane standing up straight on his neck like a ruff, and spots of white and red all over liis sides. “His neighbors called them the ‘Gander’ and the ‘Unicorn.’ “A cage of ducks and guinea-liens was fastened to Hie back of the ‘schooner.’ So, too, were Dinah, the cow, and Cliffy, a great, black, cross hog. (Juffy’s rope ran through a ring in liis long nose.” “Why, Aunt Kitty! I should ’spect they’d drown!” cried my niece, Lou. “AVell, dear, I forgot to say that, this was a dry-laud schooner—a covered wagon, big enough for a family to live in, which they use in the West in journeying from place to place. So you see, Cliffy and Dinah had nothing to do but travel along as the ‘schooner’ went. “Dinah liked it well enough, for she could snatch a mouthful of grass now and til n from the near roadside. “But Cliffy was sullen. He hung back, but the ring in liis nose quickly brought him to terms, though lie gal¬ loped along with liis black bristles standing up straight with fury, liis ears flapped wildly, and his tail had a vicious quirk in it. His legs were long and lie could have run a race witli •lie ‘Unicorn’ himself—and beaten him, too! He was full of mischief, and pulled out the tails of nearly ail the ducks through the cage bars. And lie often nipped Dinah’s heels. “One hot day there came up a terri¬ ble thunderstorm—almost a hurricane. The ‘schooner’ lmd arrived near a strip of timber, under the lea of which it was drawn to wait (ill the storm passed over. “How dark (lie air grew! The lightning leaped and the thunder cracked and roared overhead, Thc air was full of branches, torn by the wind from the tree-tops. The family crawled beneath the ‘schooner,’ expect¬ ing the strong gusts to carry them off too, or do great damage. They did Bwoop down behind the timber and tear off the canvas schooner-top, whisk¬ ing it out of sight in a twinkling. “Towards the last there came an awful clap of thunder. It made the ‘Gander’ and the ‘Unicorn’ rear and tug at their Halters. Dinah lowed and sidled up closer to the ‘schooner,’ but poor Cuffy, scared half to death, jumped so high that he pulled tl e ring out of liis nose and oft' lie scooted over the prairie, squealing even above the thunder peals. “After the storm, Air. AIo.-s took the ‘Unicorn’ and went off to find him, bnt be had hidden himself in a ravine, a mile or two away, and that was the last of liim. But Jie found the schooner-top and the journey was con¬ tinued without further mishap.”— NO. 33. Wild Flam. Overhead is the hum Of the wind in the gloom Of tho sentinel pines; And below the wild plum, AVhere the slanting sun shines, Hhovrs its snowy white bloom, Flings its subtle perfume On the breeze To the bees. How they hover around, Tiny bandits and bold, Making thefts honey-sweot AVith a murmurous sound! And the psyches they meet, Little atoms of gold, Join the frolic, and hold Jubilee Hound the tree. AVhere is Mabf where is Puck? is that Ariel sings From the crest of you bough That no mortal should pluck? O but list to it now I— Revellings, rapturing*;— Then a glimmer of wings And away l.tke a ray. Jlovr the bloom and the bslm And the bee and the bird, In the depth of tho wood. To the heart tiring a calm, To the spirit some good. More than music or word! Every fibre is stirred By the bum,— And the plum! — [Clinton Scollard. HUMdROUS. An American biz-mark—$. A clothes carriage—The laundry tv agon. Lives from hand to mouth—The dentist. Base hall men do not believe in rough diamonds. All plain sailing—Navigating a prairie schooner. ' Hpinsterhood is often the flirt’s pun¬ ishment for contempt of court. The trouble with Justice is that siio does so little besides holding her scales. Sewing-circles are sometimes gath¬ erings whero dresses are sewed and characters ripped. Boston ladies attend base ball games in largo numbers. They arc on the lookout for a good catch. Nothing suits a cross man more than to find a button off his coat when his wife has not time to sew it on. A correspondent wants to know “how long girls should be courted.” On stilts, of course; short ones on chairs. Young Tom (who has come to ask to be allowed to go fishing)—Now, mamma, don’t say I can’t, because you’ll just make me disobey you. “ ‘Wanted — reliable men, 1 f) read Mrs. Bascom from the advertising col¬ umns of Hie paper. Then she raised her glasses upon her forehead, looked severely nt her husband and remarked: “And the world’ll wait a considerable number of centuries yet before it gets ’em.” Use Good Flour for Pastry. Tho use of good pastry flour is a matter more essential to the prepara¬ tion of perfect, puff paste or of tender cake than anything else. Good cako or puff paste which is a mass of deli¬ cate crisp layers cannot be made from bread flour. Since the introduction of the “patent roller” process in mill¬ ing, the best bread is made from spring wheat grown in favorable sections of Hie country. Pastry flour must bo made from winter wheat, in order to possess the requisite qualities. For a long time after Hie introduction of (ho patent roller winter wheat was ground by the old process, and this flour went by the name of “old pro¬ cess” flour. All flour now is ground by the pa¬ tent roller; and by improvements in (lie last fow years as much gluten, it is said, is saved by this method as by the old process. An excellent pastry flour is made of pure winter wheat at St. Louis and at Baltimore. There are several brands of so-cal.ed pastry flour in market, which are prepared from spring wheat merely “softened,” as the dealers term it, witli a little winter wheat. This flour is offered as a com¬ promise and is recommended as good for both bread and pastry. In point of fact it is inferior for both uses. Nothing shows the lack of “softness” in the flour made of spring wheat so quickly as cako. Bread flour makes tough, dry cake.— [New York Trib¬ une. Excused This Time. Schoolmarm (with ominous look in her eye): “AVhat made you so late, Robert Reed?” Robert: “Been rightin’.” Schoolmarrn (advancing furiously): (‘You have, eh?” Robert: “Yes. ma'am: A boy sed yerwtiz ugly as home-made sin. an’ I jest give it to him.” “Well, Bobby, dear, I’ll have to pardon you this time, but control your temper the best you can.—[Epoch.